Nephilim Death Squad - June 25, 2026


Tertiary | NDS Chronicles


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2 hours and 12 minutes

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26,921

Sentence count

428

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64

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398

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00:00:00.000 Lighten it up, Top Lobster Productions.
00:00:30.000 Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode of NDS Chronicles, the show where we read your paranormal testimony.
00:00:58.560 If you want to send something crazy that happened to you so that we can read it and ridicule you on our show, it's ChroniclesNDS at gmail.com.
00:01:06.680 Go ahead and type it out. Send it and we'll make fun of you. And maybe something good will come of it. I don't know. 0.80
00:01:10.960 I'm David Lee Corbo, a.k.a. The Raven. That's Top Lops, the father of disinformation.
00:01:14.560 What's up? We are joined by Matt for Amy's viewing pleasure.
00:01:18.200 he's very purple
00:01:18.940 host of straight bible and uh owner of the standard coffee shop where you will also find
00:01:28.020 the nbs studios if you come here you get some coffee you could also come and hang out with us
00:01:32.520 and um you know that's cool also before we get into the show guys patreon.com forward slash
00:01:39.980 nephilim death squad tops doing some technical stuff we don't need to pull it up you guys know 0.72
00:01:43.420 what the fucking website looks like patreon.com is where you're going to find early access to 0.97
00:01:46.960 episodes ad-free listening experiences access to communities of dangerous retards we have groups 0.98
00:01:52.320 on telegram discord and twitter also on discord is where our weekly bible study is we have one 0.86
00:01:58.600 happening tonight i believe uh no wednesday nights today's wednesday i'm sorry tuesdays
00:02:03.560 are for the lord dummy uh wednesday nights we're doing bible studies when i say we're 0.77
00:02:07.620 i mean i i'm not doing shit you mean them they them are doing it together and uh and it's 0.63
00:02:13.680 fantastic so the community is coming together and they're getting into scripture if you want
00:02:16.380 to be a part of that let us know we'll send you the link also discount codes off of merchandise
00:02:20.120 from toplobstah.com where not only you're going to find our t-shirts that are all designed
00:02:24.240 by mop gobstah but you're also going to find uh tickets to brohemian grove 8 8 i'm gonna read that 0.96
00:02:30.460 list of people off again uh shit i don't have it oh yeah i do guys there's a lot of the homies 0.67
00:02:35.840 there people that you're familiar with uh from the show's history ed mabry dr heather lynn uh 0.99
00:02:40.440 perry and brandon of hidden in plain sight paranoid american cheney donut is gonna be
00:02:45.100 there demon erasers looks like we're gonna have a jt follows jc uh schema news network laura baker 0.74
00:02:51.380 all the homies are gonna be there the list goes on and on it's actually quite long and a very 0.68
00:02:55.820 special hidden surprise that's so cool guys we got a fucking hidden guest yeah we got a hidden 0.75
00:03:01.700 guest it's gonna be i'm not gonna tell anybody i'm not even gonna say anything i'm excited it's 0.92
00:03:06.120 a banger i'm excited for the hidden guest i'll let you guys i'll let oh you'll be fun
00:03:10.420 speculate endlessly we'll never confirm though speculate in the chat we'll we won't look we we
00:03:15.080 i mean we'll look but we won't tell you anything i'm not gonna be a lot of fun we're joined here
00:03:18.340 by matt today look at there he is again did we say that already that we did but it's fine let's
00:03:22.000 do it again what is glint no you know can you get in the shop what are you doing i'm in the shop
00:03:28.580 why are you eating a whole brownie it's a brownie i thought you were keto dog no these guys bars are
00:03:35.800 legit dude i think i had those ones got it oh man dang it you know what laura loomer we could
00:03:44.680 get laura loomer at the event what if we already planning on being there okay hear me out guys 0.93
00:03:49.060 all the dangerous retards and all the guests involved what if we all what if we all feigned 0.95
00:03:54.680 support for israel and we had fake disdain for palestine and that way she can really get whipped 0.99
00:04:01.060 up into a frenzy and we can all look at each other and go oh shit look at her go this would 0.96
00:04:05.160 be a really great guest to have oh yeah but he's overseas overseas he's too far yeah yeah yeah 0.95
00:04:09.820 honestly i might have made more of a uh attempt to make content with that guy guys do some serious
00:04:16.960 guesses yeah can you guess for sure i mean for realsies i want you to make me feel uncomfortable 0.56
00:04:21.300 when i read the name oh shit yeah so then i go well now you've read every single name so if you 0.97
00:04:26.120 don't click on the next one then they're gonna know it's them somebody that's alive is coming 0.85
00:04:31.460 Well, I mean, you know, we might do a little
00:04:32.860 seance or something like that. 0.98
00:04:34.640 Get Hitler involved. Is it daddy? 0.50
00:04:36.880 It's daddy. No, it's not daddy.
00:04:39.600 Or is it daddy?
00:04:41.600 Toad? Oh, well, it might be
00:04:43.540 Toad. Toad better fucking be there. 0.99
00:04:45.480 It's a bigger name. It could be daddy. 1.00
00:04:47.780 It could be
00:04:48.220 Jay. It could be Sam
00:04:51.100 Tripoli. I don't know who that is.
00:04:52.620 Who is Sam Tripoli?
00:04:54.440 By the way, guys, really
00:04:56.500 quickly, if you're listening to this show,
00:04:58.420 the final round of votes for Mount Crushmore
00:05:00.700 is officially open.
00:05:02.720 If you find any of the links that
00:05:04.660 Sam Tripoli has posted, there's actually
00:05:06.560 a Google document. You have to go in,
00:05:08.720 sign in with your email, and cast a final
00:05:10.780 Benjamin. Could it be Owen Benjamin?
00:05:11.780 Could it be Charlie Kirk?
00:05:13.280 Charlie Kirk is coming!
00:05:15.480 I would never invite Mother Horse Eyes.
00:05:17.560 I was going to say I would never invite Charlie Kirk.
00:05:19.440 That's rude.
00:05:20.720 I got his stance on Israel, I mean, up until
00:05:22.960 recently. I like 256 1.00
00:05:24.680 Justin says. Hello.
00:05:27.180 That's it. Don't care who...
00:05:28.440 Don't care who's coming, who it was.
00:05:30.700 Hello.
00:05:31.140 Hello.
00:05:31.640 It's Joe Rogan!
00:05:33.240 A lot of these names are cool.
00:05:36.180 They are cool.
00:05:37.720 No, it's not Joe Rogan.
00:05:39.400 I'll tell you that for sure.
00:05:39.960 Oh, Carmelo Anthony, the watermelon felon?
00:05:42.020 That would be quite the guest.
00:05:44.360 Yeah.
00:05:44.660 Quite the guest.
00:05:45.900 All right, so last time we did Chronicles,
00:05:48.540 we stopped midway through somebody's story. 0.97
00:05:52.780 And I'm not going to fucking lie to you, 0.95
00:05:54.180 I don't remember whose story it was at all. 0.97
00:05:56.560 Nancy, do you remember Nancy's here?
00:05:57.780 Hi, Nancy.
00:05:58.220 Say hi, Nance. 1.00
00:05:59.480 Hi.
00:06:00.700 Oh, wow.
00:06:01.460 In a timely fashion, that was actually really quick.
00:06:04.120 Are you all right, Nance?
00:06:04.960 Everything good?
00:06:06.700 Yes.
00:06:07.920 Well, that's good.
00:06:08.800 Yes, but what?
00:06:10.080 No, I don't think there was a but.
00:06:11.220 But there was.
00:06:12.040 I mean, she didn't say but, but.
00:06:14.600 No buts.
00:06:15.760 All right.
00:06:16.280 That's fine.
00:06:18.640 Maybe Nancy remembers.
00:06:19.780 Was it Greasy Bear that we were reading?
00:06:21.780 I've got Spellbound here.
00:06:25.140 I'm trying to remember.
00:06:26.900 I don't think it was Spellbound.
00:06:29.140 No, no.
00:06:29.860 It wasn't Spellbound.
00:06:30.700 but we're going to get into Spellbound's story.
00:06:33.320 Was it Greasy Bear?
00:06:37.580 We should have discussed this before the show.
00:06:40.020 No, I don't think this is.
00:06:45.860 I don't think it's him either. 1.00
00:06:47.680 Fuck, man. 1.00
00:06:48.880 Okay, maybe it was. 1.00
00:06:50.880 What the heck, man?
00:06:52.460 Well, Matt, you were the one reading. 0.97
00:06:54.700 Oh, that's right.
00:06:55.240 He was reading.
00:06:56.060 Yeah, I have no clue where we're at, though.
00:06:57.460 uh it might have just been the email that we were come on i'll read no you can't read if we don't
00:07:03.320 have it chat is this real also matt where's your computer good god no that's a bible that's a book
00:07:10.600 that's what i keep with me you guys do the laptop thing oh that's your computer yeah honestly i'm
00:07:15.080 gonna jump straight into this one because it's really fantastic and if we figure it out later
00:07:18.220 on this this uh title really got me it says jeff probst demon face watermelon baby harvesting
00:07:25.600 operation did he fake jesus experience got me i'm in what are we doing so you know and this is from 0.71
00:07:32.620 becca um so becca she won the lottery here oh there's even pictures oh damn becca okay we're 0.96
00:07:39.640 doing pictures and shit oh they're ai generated photos this is actually a banger it's in the email 0.99
00:07:44.340 not in the very organized this reminds me of when like in school you could get a good grade even if 0.95
00:07:48.560 it was like a bad report but you did offer like pictures and stuff with it yeah yeah oh i know
00:07:53.240 i know becca this is reb reb are you in the chat no we'll find out um it says hello again top and
00:08:00.440 david specifically no mention of matt very good this is very good great start awesome explosion
00:08:06.840 no matt no matt um it's me reb sims and you've been uh docs but reb is is a long time member
00:08:14.760 of the community i'm very sure we've said her name a bunch of rib becca becca rebecca rebecca
00:08:20.040 Rebecca? Oh, I see what's going on here.
00:08:23.040 I always thought it was like Reba McIntyre vibes whenever I see that name.
00:08:25.860 Who is Reba McIntyre? 1.00
00:08:26.720 She was a red-haired country singer, I think.
00:08:28.720 Oh, okay.
00:08:29.200 I keep guessing in the chat for our guests.
00:08:31.160 It's Sean Strickland.
00:08:32.800 Imagine how cool would that be.
00:08:34.480 That would be crazy.
00:08:35.280 He will volume strike everybody.
00:08:37.660 He's just going to run into the audience and just tee everybody up.
00:08:40.460 Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing until they get TKO'd.
00:08:42.720 Love that.
00:08:43.420 I just want to say it's been amazing being part of the NDS family.
00:08:47.900 I do.
00:08:48.440 Reb's been here for a long time.
00:08:50.060 There's a couple of people.
00:08:51.020 I'm not going to get into all the names, but you guys know who you are.
00:08:53.200 Jen is one of those people.
00:08:54.360 Been here since the jump.
00:08:55.640 I love you all so much.
00:08:56.580 I've never actually felt more a part of a church than with NDS.
00:09:00.500 That's very nice.
00:09:01.940 And being that I'm an ex-PK, I'm sorry, ex-PK, penguin kid, pastor's kid.
00:09:08.900 Oh.
00:09:09.740 What does that mean? 0.99
00:09:10.160 You killed your parents? 0.99
00:09:11.460 How are you an ex-pastor's kid? 0.99
00:09:12.880 You're not anymore.
00:09:14.080 Maybe her dad is an ex-pastor. 0.67
00:09:16.400 Reb, you killed your dad?
00:09:17.900 you can retire from that uh from being a pastor yeah don't know oh okay pastor rick's retired
00:09:25.660 well he's kind of still there oh i think it's just that he walks what are you saying matt
00:09:31.300 i mean can you really retire from a position like that that just seems wild like if god calls you
00:09:35.880 to be a pastor then one day you're like yeah i'm packing it up because in america you just retire 0.99
00:09:39.680 when you hit a certain age well he's old as shit how old man that's this guy he had cancer he's 0.99
00:09:44.340 old he's tired he's fucking super old let him be done i guess i just don't know what it means to 0.99
00:09:48.560 be retired you better show some fucking respect to pastor man what's the matter with him i can't 0.99
00:09:52.860 wait to have him on oh yeah pastor rick's gonna be on the show apparently i'm gonna bring up the 0.98
00:09:56.440 fact that the raven stopped going to church like that's gonna be like my first thing i bring up to
00:10:00.060 him i have to i have to i have to go back yes and i'm not gonna say anybody's names uh maybe maybe
00:10:06.300 this guy will hear this lobster no maybe this guy will hear this why do you say it like that no
00:10:10.980 wrinkly shirt because i can't say anything without him doing that this is a green shirt he is like a
00:10:15.720 soundboard you know the one that you never press yeah yeah yeah so this guy uh i'm not gonna say
00:10:22.540 his name but you know who you are if you're out there hit me up and i guess i'm gonna i'm gonna
00:10:27.200 you know kind of reveal a thing to him but he hits me up and it's this long message about how
00:10:33.940 um he's you know he sees a lot of himself in me and and stuff like that not any gay way
00:10:40.500 no not inside each other and um he had this like falling away because of all the stuff that we've
00:10:48.360 talked about in this show and then he came back because of this relationship away with what like
00:10:52.780 with his church because of a lot of the same stuff that we talk about and and then like something
00:10:58.600 happened it's a personal relationship with his pastor also not gay and he's basically expressing
00:11:05.500 that he it's on his heart to tell me to come back and then he i watched this in real time he deletes
00:11:11.560 it and then he types it out again slightly differently but same heart of the story what
00:11:15.940 was the platform that it was on that you could see it get deleted and then twitter twitter oh
00:11:20.020 the tweeter you can see he was commenting yeah and then he uh types it out again he deletes it again
00:11:26.360 types it out again deletes it again and the last the last time he types it out it literally says
00:11:32.900 i have tears in my eyes right now and i'm like okay dude yeah like i didn't respond to him so
00:11:38.260 he not understand that you're just not going because you're sleepy though like he thinks it's
00:11:41.660 like this super deep thing he doesn't realize you're just sleepy and that's why you quit going
00:11:45.020 on we're up every sunday morning it's uh my son is off of school so it's we're going to the gym
00:11:50.680 i've been having the the pleasure of taking my 11 year old to the gym uh every day with me which is
00:11:55.440 fantastic but uh yeah so i'm gonna go back also had a dream matt i'd actually like to get your
00:12:01.720 your uh opinion why do you always wait till we're on the show do you like you never talk to me as
00:12:07.460 like buddies anymore it's just like oh yeah it's only for the show guys aren't buddies yeah i mean
00:12:11.460 there's a schedule up there see it so remember how last time i told you i had this dream and i
00:12:18.240 was inside that storefront and there was this greasy demon and i like oh no not the other one
00:12:22.220 and um it was family members with the panther that came down the stairs and i stabbed down that
00:12:27.300 you're from yo girl didn't give you the sword the girl didn't give me the sword same road
00:12:31.720 also at night very strange so i'm on that road again it's nighttime i'm being met by some familiar
00:12:37.860 faces that are like chatting me up and all of a sudden i look behind me my shadow comes up out
00:12:42.900 of the ground huge shout out to sport dream oh shout out to sport dream by the way they shouted 0.96
00:12:46.740 me out which was nice for fucking roasting the shit out of dave portnoy um i'm glad you're getting 0.97
00:12:52.740 shout outs it's nice somebody finally fucking recognized um so my shadow rises up out of the 0.99
00:12:58.960 ground and it's a bowl okay hang on hang on so it's a daytime dream nope it's nighttime but you 0.82
00:13:05.560 still have a shadow there's still enough of a street light i guess so street but the shadow
00:13:08.940 that's like a flat shadow i turn around and i go oh shit and i watch this thing turn into a bowl 0.96
00:13:14.320 it's just a giant black bull comes out of the ground all of this is pointing back to your past 0.97
00:13:18.880 it's a town from your past it's a shadow that's behind you it's what else is going on in this
00:13:23.880 dream uh there's just like there's some familiar faces from my past your face from all this stuff
00:13:28.360 pointing back to your past so but your shadow's like a bowl that ultimately you're going to fall
00:13:33.980 in a bowl not a bowl a what a bowl like with horns oh a bowl like an animal yeah a bowl i don't know
00:13:42.880 i thought you were saying like a bowl i thought you were going like this no like yeah i wasn't
00:13:46.440 sure what he was saying either comes up out of the ground well now yeah like what's the passage
00:13:50.880 is it an isaiah passage where he says the bulls abation have compassed about me like it's a it's
00:13:55.680 a reference to when he's on the cross like the bulls bad thing associated with uh
00:14:00.700 bail as well like yeah so you just got some demonic stuff from your past you still haven't
00:14:06.480 dealt with and it's following you around like my sons have fainted they lie at the head of all the
00:14:11.120 streets as a wild bull in a net they are full of the fury of the lord they rebuke of thy god yeah
00:14:18.060 you have you have something demonic from your past following you around like a shadow like
00:14:22.700 like this thing keeps referencing itself of your past it's a street from your past it's a store
00:14:28.500 from your past it's faces from your past but he's like you're still not getting the point raven 0.72
00:14:33.420 you're still getting the point it's on top you like a shadow yeah all those gay thoughts could 0.74
00:14:37.840 be the gay thoughts from your past i'm that i had particularly on that road okay i don't like that 0.56
00:14:42.580 so i know it's not that i see the bull and i'm like a little kind of like excited and i grab it 0.86
00:14:50.460 by its horn like i've got a side okay almost like side mount on it and i've got both of its horns
00:14:55.700 and i like get it to stop thrashing and then i pin this thing to the ground on its side and like
00:15:02.000 you know how you would put a dog on its side and so you dominate it yeah literally kept it there
00:15:07.500 until it stopped thrashing until it totally submitted and then i got up and it just laid
00:15:12.280 there so you have power and authority over this thing i don't know and that was like the the the
00:15:17.060 whole dream i just put the thing on its side yeah i like that calmed it down i like that like a dog
00:15:21.300 like you would go i don't know what the thing is and whatever it is we probably don't want to bring 0.76
00:15:24.460 it up on the show in front of 30 000 of our closest friends it could be all the gay thoughts 0.83
00:15:29.120 but uh or the gay sex the bottom line is like once you took it on you had authority over it 0.65
00:15:33.960 i don't like that but i don't know what what from that from that uh from that era of my life i mean 0.97
00:15:42.360 look at that see i see a lot of myself in raven oh what is this why are you guys 0.93
00:15:46.740 being in me why keep you son of a bitch uh but i thought it was an interesting uh dream okay so 0.97
00:15:55.300 back to this way less than stop it and uh being that i'm an ex-pastor's kid says a lot so yeah i 0.99
00:16:04.200 agree it is remarkable that reb comes from an actual household where her father was a pastor
00:16:09.200 right and she's finding you know community and and calling this her church which is you know i 0.89
00:16:15.140 just said gay sex probably not not right well a lot of the pastor kids just feel like they got 0.91
00:16:19.040 shafted like the dad was a dad that is a problem as opposed to like the kids in their own house 0.99
00:16:23.960 where the pastors shaft the kids which is intriguing okay i don't like that language but
00:16:28.280 uh which is intriguing it does beg the question like should you be a pastor while you still have
00:16:32.480 your own kids in your own home uh as long as you're beating them i don't see any problem with
00:16:36.620 it yeah that's a good question yeah because you have to pass to everybody else how are you doing
00:16:40.740 that with your not only that it says like uh if your children are unruly then you're not fit to
00:16:46.060 uh when he's who's he talking to timothy he's paul talking to timothy then you can't uh shepherd
00:16:50.200 the house of god because you can't shepherd your own household how could you shepherd the house of
00:16:53.460 god well how do you know if you have unruly kids until you've seen them to adulthood you know what
00:16:57.380 i mean like it's true i don't know it just seems wild the way we the problem is we've set it up
00:17:02.120 like a career like an american career and so you start your career when you're done with high
00:17:06.280 school you do like the next thing and then boom you go into your career just like everybody else
00:17:10.920 as you raise a family but it's just i don't know i think it begs the question of should we do it
00:17:14.780 that way i don't know should a man prove himself like through raising a family through a career 0.99
00:17:18.960 through a natural life before he graduates to spiritual leadership but if he's a real ass 0.99
00:17:23.620 nigga he could do both well i think there's a place for that but it may not necessarily be 0.96
00:17:27.640 shepherd or pastor but but again like we've taken all of the entirety of the church and like the 0.93
00:17:33.540 governing body within the body of christ and we put it in one role pastor he's a if he's a super
00:17:38.340 good daddy he could be a super good church daddy hmm maybe alberino would probably be a good pastor
00:17:44.820 oh you think so it's good daddy he would have to change his outfit though i think that's a non
00:17:49.200 oh no you can't preach non-negotiable all right so here let's actually get through this story
00:17:53.680 because we've got three sentences in um i have been truly edified by david's growth in christ
00:17:59.580 that's very nice so cool to see god working through him and feel honored to be a part of
00:18:04.120 the journey so much of what he's experiencing i am as well okay so what i'm experiencing she is as
00:18:10.040 well um it's really amazing great you know women resonate with me whatever they feel i'm also
00:18:16.220 feeling i just really you know resonate with uh very feminine i guess i was raised by a girl i
00:18:22.860 don't want to be a girl um well that's so raven that's my favorite shirt um so it's really amazing
00:18:32.060 to see it's a testament to god's work especially amazing because i am not a new christian but in 0.65
00:18:37.360 so many ways i feel new in christ all the time because i don't know shit and god is always doing 0.78
00:18:44.020 work in heart that's great having four kids hell yeah based can make one very weary at times 0.94
00:18:50.860 especially having multiple toddlers at one time you really need to try the beating them thing but
00:18:56.780 you know whatever yeah yeah four toddlers holy uh no no no when you get to four they're like
00:19:02.380 entertaining each other no matt matt that's silly you don't know that that's like a note talk to
00:19:07.660 anybody with four or five six kids have two more that's your problem start entertaining with two
00:19:11.560 or three you're constantly taking care of them you get into four five six they keep each other
00:19:16.300 entertained oh and benjamin when he was at my house he was like yeah yeah i'm gonna have more
00:19:19.500 kids right and i was like get the fuck out of my house he knows he does he have four he's got like
00:19:23.580 four of us like do you know what this is like that it's easier when you have the more keith 0.64
00:19:27.980 also has four yeah i mean i don't know i had two and it got it went from hard to twice as hard
00:19:32.760 right yeah yeah so now we're talking three times as hard then we're talking four times as hard i
00:19:38.580 had this stupid thing where you know don't clip that leaning i so hard uh i had this thing where
00:19:44.900 i took a show away from my son i think i told you about it it's like al house on disney and i was 0.99
00:19:50.120 like you can't fucking watch that dude he's like oh okay no problem so then he goes to watch this 0.87
00:19:54.180 other shit it's called young sheldon and it's basically about the character from the big bang 0.99
00:19:59.600 theory yeah and i'm like this little fucking autistic nerd kid and i'm listening to it and 0.99
00:20:03.620 every single episode is basically his mother who is christian being super dumb because she's faith 0.99
00:20:08.860 driven and simple and he is autistic and highly scientific and information driven and so it's 0.99
00:20:15.340 just constantly her looking like shit and i kind of stopped and i was like you know what though 0.95
00:20:19.000 he's not going to i can't shield him from the way that the world mocks christianity 0.91
00:20:23.780 um i wasn't shielded from that and i came around to a place where like
00:20:29.920 no there's something going on with your laundry dude it's just so wrinkly
00:20:36.680 This shirt is fine.
00:20:38.800 He's like my dad.
00:20:39.480 I dug into the laundry for these shorts.
00:20:41.640 No, I just can't imagine you guys trashed me for my outfits
00:20:44.480 and you show up with something that's been wrinkled up in the laundry
00:20:46.520 for the last three weeks.
00:20:47.660 I haven't worn my portal potty shirt. 1.00
00:20:49.180 It's a great question.
00:20:50.280 Wade says, how many toddlers do you think you could take in a fight?
00:20:52.820 I don't think there's an amount of toddlers I couldn't take in a fight. 0.99
00:20:55.200 I think you could just keep them coming and I'll just keep killing them. 0.98
00:20:57.860 Well, what age, though? 0.99
00:20:59.500 Toddlers is up to four.
00:21:00.880 Oh, yeah, only four?
00:21:02.360 I think so, right?
00:21:03.440 Four or five.
00:21:04.080 That means there could be 10,000.
00:21:05.440 What's the difference?
00:21:05.920 yeah there's no difference no you could take you just get a little tired you can't be 10 000
00:21:11.280 toddlers what uh i think with that attitude you can't yeah exactly i don't think you'd be nobody
00:21:17.060 can beat 10 000 toddlers okay nobody couldn't beat 10 000 samson that killed off like a thousand 0.98
00:21:23.460 with the jawbone of an ass i mean like that was grown men samson was a nephilim no he was just 0.98
00:21:28.700 a big black he's in hebrews 11 so francis and ganu he couldn't take out 10 000 is it 10 000 0.99
00:21:36.380 did we say here's the thing are we talking about toddlers that have like uh they're just regular
00:21:41.040 toddlers they don't have drive storage can't even stick around to hear her own story she's got to go 0.65
00:21:46.140 okay okay okay okay we're gonna get back to it i think you would scare the first couple of toddlers
00:21:50.500 but you know the rest of them yeah but i'm talking about a hive mind oh that's scary that's different
00:21:54.160 But those aren't toddlers. 0.57
00:21:55.040 Those are just automatons. 0.95
00:21:56.400 Yeah.
00:21:56.620 Automatoddlers.
00:21:57.660 I'm constantly asking God to humble me.
00:22:00.740 Automatoddlers.
00:22:01.620 Write that down, Nancy.
00:22:03.040 I'm constantly asking God to humble me and break me because I am nothing without him.
00:22:07.660 Because being able to even just birth four healthy kids is the ultimate prize.
00:22:12.180 And I'm so grateful.
00:22:13.240 Hell yeah, dude.
00:22:14.280 God has done miraculous things in my life.
00:22:16.240 And I never want to forget.
00:22:17.160 In my darkest hour, he was with me.
00:22:19.380 And I owe him my whole heart, body, mind, soul, and spirit.
00:22:23.660 all right crushing crushing just to preface i never use demon chat gpt uh-huh but i did in this
00:22:32.000 case to create images best to describe my dreams because i'm a very visual person honestly it
00:22:36.320 creepily got it so spot on um okay so we do have that and i'll end up sharing those in a little bit
00:22:42.680 we have uh images from chat gpt i have had so many crazy dreams since the last time i wrote in
00:22:47.260 the first time i wrote in i shared some dreams and my sleep paralysis experiences from my childhood
00:22:52.360 but i would love to share with you all what's recently been happening in my dream town oh 0.60
00:22:57.700 shit she got a dream she got a whole town i mean she got a dream town sometimes you got to go to 0.84
00:23:03.860 dream town i think it's pretty self-explanatory reb gotta no i'm saying is there a familiar is 0.98
00:23:08.440 there a town that shows up over and over in the dreams reb are you the mayor of your dream town
00:23:13.380 no she's just visiting oh you're just passing through okay some of them even involve you two 0.85
00:23:18.220 all right oh shit i hope that i get retarded what about spotify and apple am i the mayor of 0.94
00:23:23.900 your dream oh interesting might be do i have a high position of authority in dream town 0.99
00:23:29.400 maybe a police officer no more dreams in dream town no more dreams uh some of you okay so even
00:23:35.820 involve you two i'll just go ahead and get those out of the way okay cool hell yeah start with us
00:23:40.260 uh okay first what i had brenna from the chat shout out brenna hi brenna the there is like a
00:23:46.540 community of of girl squatting in the chat which is very uh i think that's pretty cool um now
00:23:53.080 they're not allowed to you know teach or or lead anything and they just have to stay there and talk
00:23:58.980 to each other and and that's fine but i do think it's pretty cool um and brenda she says she loves
00:24:04.100 you i went to brohemian grove together oh brenda and her went to brohemian grove together we were
00:24:10.900 supposed to be in charge of the merch table okay we wouldn't see we wouldn't do that you wouldn't
00:24:15.100 be in charge of anything uh when we arrived it was kind of like a saturday market setup like a 0.99
00:24:21.680 like a um farmers market maybe the fuck is it when we arrived fucking saturday market uh set 0.98
00:24:28.620 up where there was a bunch of tents and tables set up actually very cool we were setting up the 0.98
00:24:33.180 merch i don't know why that's in quotes it's weird and top was stressing us out about the
00:24:39.380 details and asking us a million questions and giving us heat so we decided to get hot dogs
00:24:45.000 okay okay first off not true i don't i don't micromanage you would definitely you would well 1.00
00:24:49.920 they're women so you have to no you might have been super stressed like well no it's supposed
00:24:53.980 to be black shirts then white shirts not white shirts then black shirts what are you guys doing
00:24:57.300 we didn't even have shirts last time so i actually don't see that happening that isn't true i was
00:25:00.420 pretty chill with the the everything that happened i think we were too overwhelmed by whatever our 0.94
00:25:04.780 responsibilities were yes but in this case yes do your job because women i don't trust you got to
00:25:11.140 make sure um so you decided to get hot dogs which is a a nice yeah i agree with that move and lo and
00:25:17.240 behold david's son was at the hot dog tent hell yeah shock uh what's so crazy is he was super tall 0.98
00:25:23.280 motherfucker obviously never met any of you before in real life but he was super tall and just filling 0.96
00:25:29.480 up on the glizzies it's so crazy the idea that like the lore of this show is affecting the 0.99
00:25:37.560 listeners dreams not good that is a nightmare pretty good is it yeah i think it's it's got to
00:25:45.220 feel pretty bad uh i just remember seeing four or five in his hands and he was super kind and
00:25:51.080 friendly it sounds like him uh that was actually the end of that dream short and sweet also
00:25:55.400 hilarious okay the next dream i had was i met up with david and top and their wives uh in what
00:26:02.320 seemed to be a house but it was small and it felt humid as fuck that was david's house no it's not
00:26:07.640 my no it's not dude my house is is always well cool david keeps his house temperature on 69 0.62
00:26:13.420 jungle 69 that's not true i keep it on 69 he keeps his house temperature on peru no that is absolutely
00:26:19.800 not true i like it to be very cold in the house uh not true yeah yeah you know why because i go
00:26:24.520 around the house i work out i do like chin-ups and stuff and then i need to be cold when i when
00:26:28.420 i get off the chin up bar uh which makes me feel like i was in florida all right there it seemed
00:26:34.100 like i was there to pray with you guys or something and there we keep he keeps the house
00:26:38.100 hot when we we would go over i don't think so i think he keeps it ice cold all the time because
00:26:42.860 he's like a hot dog eating like no but when i'm ready like hot guy but when you show up it gets
00:26:49.400 hot no hey he opens up he opens up the window and it opens up the door and it's like humid
00:26:55.740 lady clinton where he called me a hot guy are you uruguay or paraguay uruguay i mean no uruguay
00:27:02.200 no uruguay but it not like in the south american sense like the tainos like the natives like my 0.95
00:27:08.440 family's just rapist invaders from spain yeah okay yeah he keeps it at 83 that's what they did 1.00
00:27:15.340 they came down they fucking dominated his house has its own ecosystem fuck you you tiny little 1.00
00:27:19.220 no i could see him keeping it ice cold where he's just like i'm so hot i love it he grows algae 1.00
00:27:24.500 that's not true in the house i lived in a place before this that was i could see him having one
00:27:29.000 room like that where he just closes the vents the tropical room yeah the tropical room like
00:27:33.860 and then he kind of pushes you into that room and you come over well the key is when people come
00:27:38.300 over you don't want them to stay very long so you do turn the temperature up uncomfortable and you
00:27:42.060 make it a little way and you like to i take a spray bottle and i all over the walls and furniture
00:27:46.880 yeah i just when i was there just this overwhelming feeling of like you were never there not want me
00:27:50.880 to be there no you've never been there literally doesn't like he doesn't like very rude and
00:27:54.840 uncomfortable you go there and he goes he's like people i don't know when people come over my place
00:28:00.000 i don't know what to do my body he's like if i want to talk to matt i'll talk to him on the show
00:28:02.900 yeah yeah yeah i put you in the living room and then i go first david the type of dude to be like
00:28:07.560 uh like you go to his house he's like oh yeah throw his shoes and then like put his feet on
00:28:13.900 the couch yeah like this and then you go to his couch and he's like whoa no shoes
00:28:17.640 you can sit on the floor
00:28:18.700 turn that air off 1.00
00:28:22.160 our wives would go to the gym together 1.00
00:28:24.260 and when they came back I would be like 1.00
00:28:26.340 you gotta sit on the floor because I know you were just sweaty
00:28:28.260 at the gym and you can't sit on my surface 0.94
00:28:29.600 yeah but you come in sweaty and gross 0.96
00:28:32.280 and nasty at my house and go sit on the white couch 0.98
00:28:34.300 with your food you're not just having food on the white couch 0.98
00:28:36.440 dude last time I was in your house by the way
00:28:37.980 I couldn't even find you
00:28:39.440 dude you ate a lot last time
00:28:42.100 there was an Instagram post to prove it
00:28:43.780 you ate so much
00:28:45.340 really good barbecue
00:28:47.220 yeah and i did eat a lot of it because it was really good she's not gonna not have like good
00:28:53.160 barbecue it was so good uh and there was like these sauces you can just ladle onto the meat
00:28:59.280 i mean god you know at the end of the day maybe the bowl was actually symbolic of like all beef
00:29:05.160 hot dogs or beef barbecue well i had to stop the hot dogs because they were giving me burps and
00:29:09.080 farts yeah and uh they were smelling badly yeah yeah i see that yeah yeah all right so uh there
00:29:15.620 were these this is at our house and and uh you know just kicked out the pores oh she kicked out
00:29:21.400 the portion no she's not like she's such a killer at five minutes she's such a murderous 29 minutes
00:29:27.260 29 minutes let's read this uh there were those metal fold-up chairs set up as if others were
00:29:33.880 coming too almost had a home church feel then all of a sudden everybody's like so desirous for you
00:29:40.200 that says all of a sudden hell yeah it's all of us hell yeah rev all of a sudden top started
00:29:47.820 convulsing and thrashing thrashing himself about the room i remember he was trying to cuss but his
00:29:54.480 words weren't really coming out like his jaw was locked shut and spit was flying out what nasty
00:29:59.380 and his words and his wife his wife had an extremely worried look on her face because of 0.98
00:30:06.660 how violently he was thrashing no shit about himself top was getting nasty himself about 1.00
00:30:11.400 i was having a seizure he was having a fucking stroke dude no have some respect i don't like 0.99
00:30:15.680 this good god man she looks behind her shoulder at me like help and i just began to pray and yell 0.99
00:30:21.760 at the top of my lungs in the name of jesus you have to leave now whoa and top instantly stopped 0.99
00:30:29.740 and we all just kind of looked at each other like what the fuck was that and carried on because you 0.97
00:30:33.880 guys were about to present something just like all right now that's done anyway you guys are 0.88
00:30:39.300 about to present something about what felt like disclosure stuff man that's interesting there was
00:30:44.260 a tv in the middle of the room and top was trying to get it to work for the presentation all the 0.96
00:30:48.660 sudden she's fucking with you all the sudden no that's not how let's go rev all the sudden an 0.98
00:30:55.100 older couple walked in and top's wife walked to them as if they were her parents a white older 1.00
00:31:01.200 couple all right that's them the lady short blondish gray hair short stature and was dressed 1.00
00:31:08.000 kind of fancy in a yellow tweed skirt suit and was clutching the arm of an older white gray haired
00:31:15.080 man who was also dressed nice they came in very judgy like they were scared of what was to come
00:31:21.800 uh but judging the event is the best way i could describe uh i could describe it so i got on a
00:31:29.580 phone call from my husband uh and he was telling me something was going down over oregon oh that's
00:31:37.200 interesting i looked up and this guy's face was all distorted it looked like how vhs's would look
00:31:44.480 when they would skip with tracking lines in it i even heard static noises that's fascinating
00:31:49.840 it was eerily quiet then all the sudden no she's now she's like she's gaslighting you you know 0.92
00:31:57.740 that right no he doesn't know my fucking friend and she knows how to say cool words and phrases 0.98
00:32:02.920 she knows how i speak dumb she knows she speaks just like me for real uh so something was going 0.98
00:32:10.740 down over oregon i looked up this guy's face was all okay i heard static noises it was eerily quiet 0.98
00:32:15.440 then all of the sudden huge booms were heard and shit got nuts everyone then started to run out of
00:32:24.000 the house and we were all outside like an action movie i could see myself running and you two 0.71
00:32:29.220 running behind me and behind us were huge booms of light like fireworks in the sky um and that 0.88
00:32:38.660 was the end of that fuck that's the picture yeah and there's matt all off center this match is 0.98
00:32:45.360 fucking rolling around the entire room all around the whole room what a great picture look at me i 0.99
00:32:52.400 that grabs sims uh well that's and then is it darth vader behind her it's so funny because it 0.99
00:32:57.820 just says top lobster on your face and then my face says raven i like that we have like gold
00:33:02.820 medallions we dress like cops something like that we had a costume okay but nevertheless this is an
00:33:08.440 apocalypse dream this is like an end of the world vibe stream many such case i have so many of those
00:33:13.760 um that's a crazy one right i like freak out it doesn't seem much like a seizure it seems more
00:33:18.720 like possession and well yeah because the seizure doesn't stop when you call on jesus or has anybody
00:33:23.100 ever tried john g lake you there's you should read the john g lake book you can't read i can't
00:33:28.140 yeah you should read the bible i mean i'm not reading the bible i'm listening to it he chooses
00:33:32.320 not to no i don't choose not to i'm listening to it because i can't read the image is funny
00:33:37.500 because chad gpt made you guys police okay so that wasn't on purpose yeah all right interesting
00:33:42.500 by the way i came across something and i wanted to ask you about this is about the bible
00:33:48.620 so where and i'm not saying it doesn't um this is a genuine question only on the show
00:33:53.940 yeah well because what am i what else am i gonna ask you i don't see you on the show it's good
00:33:58.800 anything funny about the straw no what's wrong with the straw sorry go ahead why would you do
00:34:03.940 with the straw no i just didn't know if it tasted all right i don't like that that's the worst thing 0.99
00:34:08.880 to do to somebody you know put this in your ass she's got on the table and sat on it um okay so 0.98
00:34:16.500 banana haze if you guys come to the shop get a banana haze it's really good cinnamon in it 0.99
00:34:20.600 cinnamon it's just banana and hazelnut and cinnamon i think i don't know we gotta ask
00:34:25.100 rory and potatoes so what was the question no zucchini so so it was genesis 3 when um
00:34:34.000 this whole transgression happens in the garden and the serpent is is you know cursed to crawl
00:34:41.400 on his belly and the word that's used in the original hebrew is nakash right i think so and
00:34:47.400 pull it up on blb nakash translates to like the shining one but it also translates to like serpent
00:34:53.940 or snake um i think it might have like one other translation and what's interesting is the next
00:34:59.840 instance that you see of satan well let's see what nakash says first yeah the serpent the nahas
00:35:08.400 where is where do people get the translation the shining one because it's how it's pronounced
00:35:11.680 well i think if you go down uh okay uh fleeing serpent mythological maybe if you keep going
00:35:21.780 uh nope maybe a little bit uh oh my gosh a snake
00:35:25.980 see the root yeah this is like this can go pretty deep use of the consolation of the serpent or
00:35:34.440 dragon i'm not seeing anything around uh the shining one though which is what i hear a lot
00:35:38.400 of people say the nakash means the shining one well i think it does maybe in a different form
00:35:43.640 maybe that same root word but it's in a different well you know while we ponder that i don't think
00:35:49.240 it doesn't look like we're gonna get answers but i guess use that snake as well like because if you
00:35:53.580 kept scrolling it was referencing moses when he throws his stick to the ground it turns into a
00:35:57.500 snake right so the next instance that we see of of satan is job maybe that word isn't translated
00:36:05.480 shining one maybe maybe there's a different word that gets translated like the shining one that's
00:36:09.360 interesting because that's been a uh that's the case that's been a misconception of mine for some
00:36:13.760 time that i've been espousing and people have been not checking me on um but the next instance that
00:36:18.620 we see of satan is is job right and there's no wait you're saying all the way from genesis to
00:36:24.720 job there's no mention of satan no it's in numbers but yeah i mean i'm saying chronologically
00:36:29.860 speaking like job is one of the earliest books after is it so yes that's been my understanding
00:36:34.320 before you're saying job is after adam the story no we're talking about no no you're saying job
00:36:41.340 the story of job happens after adam yes oh it does i think so the story of job i mean it must
00:36:48.360 happen after adam if adam was the first man well you're saying there was nothing going on before
00:36:53.000 adam no no no no no i'm just saying like in the in the sequence of events no i've heard a very
00:37:00.200 interesting study that job was before adam oh that's interesting something going on but i'm
00:37:05.800 not saying i agree with it i'm just saying i heard an interesting study on it one time so would that
00:37:09.240 make job not completely human it made him a non uh descendant of adam which jesus died for the
00:37:15.880 descendants of adam which is pro it's probably easily refutable joe was black there's probably
00:37:19.800 somebody even in the chat who can go through it and uh easily refute it with something from
00:37:24.340 scripture but it was an interesting study but that's why i always okay well here's we're going
00:37:27.740 to derail too much from from my question my question is at what point is the correlation
00:37:33.240 obviously drawn between the character that is satan and the serpent in the garden i know there's
00:37:39.720 revelation where you know the dragon uh is cast down he takes like a i don't know if this is the
00:37:46.020 same instance but um he's referenced as the serpent of old or like this the serpent from
00:37:54.120 ancient times so there's like it's an insinuation that satan is the serpent from the revelation
00:37:59.300 he's called like that old serpent called the dragon maybe some kind of reference like that
00:38:03.340 but like wait so you're just seeing so he can shape ship so he showed up in front of adam in
00:38:07.780 a certain form well what i'm saying is i didn't know that that was the only solid correlation
00:38:14.060 that points to satan and in particular the satan of revelation being the same character that is
00:38:21.620 the snake in the garden well it's like a lot of things dude there's layers to it it's just like
00:38:27.000 when you talk about if there's a pre-trib rapture or not like like you can look at layers you can
00:38:31.560 go through the scripture and go line upon line and some people can prove a pre-trib rapture just
00:38:35.880 like some people can uh prove a post-trib rapture but one of the things they do is they do a type
00:38:41.060 right as they'll say like Enoch was a type of the rapture like Noah there was there was a body of
00:38:47.960 believers if you will that went through the flood but there was one Enoch who was a type of the
00:38:53.280 rapture that went before the flood right okay and so in other ways there's like maybe it doesn't
00:38:58.040 necessarily exactly say that serpent was uh Satan in the garden but the way he tempted Jesus
00:39:05.180 is very similar to the same way he did with Adam it's just interesting because I would have
00:39:10.520 imagined at some point you know you would come across a verse that said and satan who was also
00:39:16.500 in the garden like you know like something that was very clear like that but one of those passages
00:39:20.240 does in uh yeah it says you were in the garden you were in the garden of you says you were in
00:39:25.280 eden it's got to be either um in ezekiel or isaiah if we can type it up to say like just type in you
00:39:31.700 were in eden the translation that you're talking about of the shining one is a lucifer son of the
00:39:37.580 morning son of the morning star that could be like shining one but lucifer is hillel and then
00:39:42.780 sun is the morning star uh beneha so sons yeah yeah and then the morning is sahar so that's uh
00:39:50.520 that's when you're going to hear that terminology used that's in isaiah that's interesting though
00:39:55.280 that's interesting can we can we pull up the one word uh what's this nancy pulled this up
00:40:00.300 what were we looking what does this say in hebrew in the hebrew bible the phrase shining one
00:40:04.540 translates to the word halal that's exactly what i was saying uh this term is derived from the root
00:40:09.400 halal meaning to shine to praise the sense of brightness that's wild then because is that what
00:40:14.780 halal is that's what we've been eating i don't need that oh should we be eating that um that's
00:40:19.920 just fascinating because i i don't know where i got this idea then that the nakash meant the
00:40:25.700 shining okay well here it is another relevant term is nakash the word translated as serpent
00:40:31.040 in genesis 3 1 it originates from a root meaning to shine okay so i i thought the way i was suggesting
00:40:36.940 the creature was the shining one or radiant being which seems a lot closer talking over each other
00:40:43.600 it seems a lot closer to lucifer yeah sorry for talking over you no that's all right i was doing
00:40:49.260 the same thing uh man that's interesting okay so i that wasn't some total bullshit then anyway
00:40:55.960 okay we back wait what were we getting into though uh just the idea that it's never really 0.55
00:41:01.480 plainly laid out that the serpent is the same character that is satan you think god just leaves
00:41:08.180 room for like you can believe whatever you want to believe no no no i don't think that that's the
00:41:12.420 case i just find myself i find myself no no i'm saying that's not the angle that i'm coming from
00:41:17.040 i'm just saying i'm i'm surprised to find that the correlation isn't much more obvious i i kind
00:41:22.420 of imagined that there would be some verses that explicitly stated and you satan who were there in
00:41:28.840 the garden who tempted you know like something like that there is where do we here i'll pull it
00:41:32.940 up go ahead i'm gonna keep reading this in the meantime my laptop it's also like i like
00:41:36.740 jeb's explanation where it's like more of a hive mind so satan not being one specific entity which
00:41:44.460 is like yeah i would agree i think heiser used to say that too yeah but if we like like you said he
00:41:48.840 was an angel and and i don't know i'm starting to disagree that he might have been an angel
00:41:52.160 he presents himself as an angel but satan is many things like thou has been in eden the garden of
00:41:58.860 god every precious stone was your covering the sardius topaz the diamond the barrel the onyx
00:42:03.500 the jasper the sapphire the emerald and the carbuncle and gold oh which looks like the um
00:42:08.260 coat of many colors no but it but maybe could be tied to that but i don't think what is that called
00:42:13.120 the um the suit if you wouldn't have said that i was it was right on the tip of the priestly robes
00:42:18.200 yeah but it was the um well it was the priestly robes it was just that as soon as we stopped
00:42:24.260 talking about i remember the name of it but so like yeah so he was like in some priestly role
00:42:28.640 it looks like in the eternal realm the workmanship of thy tabrets and of thy pipes was prepared in
00:42:33.760 the in the day that you were created so it looks like this entity which a lot of us think is uh
00:42:39.800 lucifer uh was created and had actually like musical instruments like built within them yeah
00:42:46.640 like built within them now a lot of people go he was a worship pastor in heaven like
00:42:50.720 again i don't think we're i've never heard anybody say that worship pastor in heaven
00:42:54.040 yeah uh yeah it's like a somewhat common thing man uh but but here's why thou are the anointed
00:42:59.640 cherub so when we ask like was he an angel wasn't he was a cherub you are the anointed cherub
00:43:04.520 and i set these though you were upon the holy mountain of god that was walked up and down in
00:43:08.780 the midst of the stones of fire ephod the ephod right yeah what's the ephod it's like that vest
00:43:14.600 The Urim and the Thummim was the other thing I was thinking of.
00:43:17.520 Sorry, there's a weird thing.
00:43:18.940 The Urim and the Thummim that's made of...
00:43:20.960 This is what Doc Brown goes on about.
00:43:22.940 The ephod? 1.00
00:43:23.980 Yeah, that the Nakash might have had this in the garden. 0.98
00:43:27.620 Okay. 0.96
00:43:27.920 But you were perfect in your ways from the day that you were created
00:43:32.380 till iniquity was found in you.
00:43:34.180 We were talking about this earlier. 0.92
00:43:35.880 He was a murderer from the beginning. 1.00
00:43:38.340 He was a liar from the beginning. 0.99
00:43:39.700 But then one day iniquity was found in him. 0.98
00:43:42.200 Like one day it manifested.
00:43:43.680 That thing. 1.00
00:43:44.600 you ever seen this that shit is like the ultimate pimp like that and ice plate thing and there can 0.99
00:43:50.280 be a uh yeah like he was that in the eternal that's some captain planet shit yeah just plate 0.99
00:43:56.560 combined eat this apple but this is in ezekiel 28 where it's a lamentation against the king of 0.77
00:44:02.220 tyrus so somebody says no i don't think that's speaking of lucifer or satan that maybe maybe
00:44:07.360 they're right they're right but this is this looks like it fits the bill a lot okay all right but
00:44:13.900 yeah i mean what is satan though is it just one thing or is it all those things i mean he seems
00:44:19.640 to have a very distinct person like he's a very distinct person would you say the spirit of the
00:44:25.260 antichrist is synonymous with satan i mean synonymous i don't know if i would exactly call
00:44:34.040 it that but yeah it's definitely affiliated with like the so there is the antichrist right and then
00:44:38.620 there's many antichrist plural john talks about all these and then there's the spirit of antichrist
00:44:43.520 fj fool is asking who's being addressed in ezekiel 28 it's the king of tire right yeah which a lot
00:44:49.040 of people think that that's being addressed that that's like a metaphor above and below kind of 0.91
00:44:53.120 thing yeah that it fits because in another place uh what's that one the king of tire is that what
00:44:57.840 that one was because another place isaiah speaks of um he's referencing the king of that might be
00:45:04.560 tire as well but he references the king and the prince i don't know this is a better study if
00:45:10.080 if you're if i'm ready to do it but uh there's because there's just a lot going on babylon is
00:45:16.300 who okay prince i think he references the king of babylon and the prince of babylon and this one
00:45:21.820 references the king attire and the prince attire so like an earthly entity that's ruling over that
00:45:27.480 territory but then a spiritual entity that's ruling over that territory and they look the
00:45:32.760 same so i don't know i don't know at the end of the day we have an enemy that's going hard against
00:45:36.840 does sure yeah if it's this guy exactly he's like this i don't know i don't know the new
00:45:40.980 testament tells us to not be ignorant to the wiles of the devil um the captain planet thing is
00:45:46.680 actually really spot on with my powers combined i am what's that guy saying i don't know okay you
00:46:00.380 want me to read no okay fine to set the scene in real life it was cut this is the next stream
00:46:05.660 to set the scene in real life it was a couple of months after i had my first son in 2015 it was a
00:46:10.040 hard start at the time my husband and i were not together and both not living for the lord
00:46:15.960 but i had a relationship with god it was just complicated can you imagine the church how they
00:46:20.860 would talk about that and say oh the pastor's kid you know having a kid not even married that 0.99
00:46:26.300 would be rough man yeah the i know the jehovah's witnesses are really bad with that kind of shit 0.99
00:46:31.820 it's like all about gossip and dirt on on this other person you know the other yeah members so 0.98
00:46:37.800 that you can jeopardize basically they're standing within the church and they're standing among their
00:46:41.960 family members and they're standing among the 144 000 which is a lot of life in the earth realm
00:46:47.160 is tough dude it's tough i had been through a lot of crazy shit and was trying to get on the right
00:46:52.860 path i was living at my parents house and had a really nice setup my son was staying in the room
00:46:58.200 on the other side of my room jack and jill bathrooms in between i was exclusively nursing
00:47:03.000 and every night i laid him down and i would be in there nursing him praying in the spirit
00:47:08.840 asking god to protect him i was so terrified of sid's sid's is a crazy thing i think sid's is 0.99
00:47:14.780 just a made-up shit for when the doctors fucking accidentally kill your kid we had a nephew die 0.95
00:47:18.740 from sid's was it with the doctors i mean who who to your point who knows exact no no no it was in 1.00
00:47:24.040 the home i was in the home and jess was terrified of it too bella used to sleep in a um fucking 0.94
00:47:28.740 bella used to sleep in a car uh seat yeah in between us oh that's crazy for a while 0.94
00:47:35.600 they made something like that but like better than a car seat eventually but then i remember i
00:47:39.880 was and i would be terrified man i would wake up in the middle night like oh yes like grabbing
00:47:45.840 bella just like what what i was like bella and she was like i poked bella and she was like what 0.90
00:47:52.820 it's part of why people i have another kid it was like that shit comes along with it's not just what 0.96
00:47:57.140 they do there's so much it's like we had a little thing on our kid's foot to make sure their heart 0.98
00:48:02.040 rate i was like what the fuck did people do back then yeah no no we didn't know a camera to look 0.92
00:48:06.660 at the kid i'm totally the opposite jack was born i took him out of the hospital i just threw him in 0.91
00:48:11.200 the dirt because i just felt like it was a great way to like build you know an immune system and
00:48:15.720 strengthen his bones so i just from about chest height i just threw him in the dirt and he kind
00:48:19.580 of rolled around and stuff and then you know now he's he's he's a strong kid raised by wolves
00:48:23.720 to me i would have done the same thing but unfortunately my wife oh that's not even the
00:48:29.480 right one my wife yeah she uh she's the one that gets worried about it so i'm like all right well
00:48:33.800 you know that's your good luck uh quelling the the worries of of wives quelling the pastor of 0.99
00:48:39.960 the previous church that i went to me bro what is that shit pastor of the previous church i went to 0.98
00:48:44.460 in brooklyn had a kid die of sid's during the sermon it was crazy yeah but if it didn't happen 0.98
00:48:50.300 to david he's like oh it's not real in the sermon what are you talking about the kid was sick and
00:48:55.440 stood home and they had one of their other kids like kind of stay next to him and he was in the
00:49:00.640 sermon they lived on church premises and then uh after the service they went over there they're
00:49:05.800 like yeah the kid uh passed oh my god he had just came from the doctor so i'm not gonna say anymore
00:49:10.940 that's what i'm saying you know you got some some uh uh maps team injured children it rhymes
00:49:19.060 wait so you're saying potentially the history of that is doctor related yeah so i don't know
00:49:25.160 that could be exactly what i would say a lot of it like so obviously when it happens in the hospital
00:49:28.960 in the doctors they have that as a plausible deniability but then of course there are all 0.95
00:49:33.000 kinds of procedures that happen in infancy that sometimes take a little while to fucking kick in 0.96
00:49:38.580 and that might happen at home um and then of course it's just sids which is to say oh your 0.93
00:49:44.620 kid blew up whoopsie oh well honestly if that happened get a new one right that's kind of like 0.87
00:49:49.440 wow all right just go make a new one have four i had been through a lot of crazy shit uh trying 0.70
00:49:54.600 to get to the right path oh i'm sorry so i was so terrified of sids i was just fearful of something 0.58
00:50:00.480 happening to him all the time this was before my awakening of what sids uh was really caused by 0.70
00:50:07.780 people told me that those thoughts were normal for postpartum but it felt like an attack from
00:50:14.420 the enemy it is yeah and it's also a huge attack and you're incredibly vulnerable at that time
00:50:20.060 right so of course that's when it's going to happen you're supposed to be looking out for
00:50:23.560 the well-being of your kid right isn't there something in us that's like makes us be like
00:50:28.120 that to make sure we're taking care of that like jess says that there's a noise when your baby
00:50:32.160 cries that makes no comment it's all consuming you have to help your child like you have to get
00:50:38.180 to that i just got over that noise my kids don't make that same noise anymore but when i used to
00:50:42.380 hear a baby cry i'm like get crazy yep yep yeah well here we go now the only noise they make is
00:50:48.760 poopy matt poopy matt that's true and it's true yeah yeah yeah it was very intense would literally
00:50:54.440 have day visions of his head getting smashed or him dying oh yep it was awful uh that night
00:51:02.740 i had the most terrifying dream i can still remember it like it was yesterday the sounds
00:51:08.200 the physical feelings everything the dream was okay i was sitting in this old wooden rocking
00:51:16.940 chair the filter if you will okay so i think uh maybe like she's describing the overall yeah yeah
00:51:25.760 um the filter if you will was a bluish gray putrid color i was rocking and breastfeeding a baby 0.81
00:51:33.560 i looked down and it was not my baby but a full grown black man 0.96
00:51:39.320 i'm sorry rem that's not what rem said um i looked down and it was not my baby but a demon 0.83
00:51:48.660 looking baby oh she had a white hair comb over lol big piercing blue eyes and her skin was so 0.93
00:51:56.760 pale you could see the blue veins she was wearing a white bonnet and was wrapped in a white blanket 1.00
00:52:03.520 she started violently biting my breasts and was making crazy sounds like a fucking tasmanian 1.00
00:52:10.900 devil i ended up having to kill her fuck i don't remember how but remember feeling such 1.00
00:52:18.840 deep terrible remorse i buried her in the backyard the backyard looked like the yard 1.00
00:52:25.520 from american horror story there was a big tree and i buried the baby right next to the tree this
00:52:31.480 is a long ongoing dream i feel like at any point in that dream i would have woke up dude yeah if i
00:52:37.300 had a demon baby on the boob i would be like oh don't like it she's burying the baby at night
00:52:41.880 and it really looks like that yeah it looks like the amityville horror house almost a little bit
00:52:46.080 right um interesting yeah this is one of those very cinematic dreams this is like carter
00:52:53.080 right where there's like so i can only have something too crazy and then i wake up
00:52:57.160 uh i'd be in it i'd be like oh shit sometimes you're in it sometimes you just got to do the 0.99
00:53:01.860 whole thing sometimes you breastfeed a black man named carter uh i buried in the backyard 0.99
00:53:07.240 the backyard looked like the american horror story i think you meant amityville well whatever
00:53:09.960 um it was so horrible when david was telling his dream about holding the baby and bouncing 0.90
00:53:18.000 on the bed shouting in the name of jesus yeah that was a weird fucking dream house was kind 0.51
00:53:23.020 like that almost but i was inside the attic attic attic it reminded me of that dream maybe it was 0.90
00:53:29.440 the same baby i don't know but it was so traumatic yeah that baby was all swaddled in white too that
00:53:34.160 was a weird dream um and it was clearly some spooky dookies going on where i had to in the
00:53:40.100 name of jesus you know um it's gonna be a banger this next one next oh yeah that's right i forgot
00:53:48.380 these are all named in the craziest ways next dream was more recent it was around the time of
00:53:53.540 the diddy trial in the dream i was driving diddy and i distinctly remember i was a prison or his
00:53:59.600 prison guard transporting him to another location in new york as i was driving we were in the city
00:54:05.160 huge skyscrapers on both sides of the road and straight ahead you can see the atlantic
00:54:09.720 so we're driving and he is leaned forward talking to me from the back seat and i'm trying not to
00:54:15.620 entertain him getting very irritated like so and then she has this picture where she's actually a
00:54:21.520 cop did you just show that on the screen yeah he's just chatting my ear off all of a sudden
00:54:26.060 everything shuts down like the radio in the car goes off the car stops everything i mean everything
00:54:31.480 shuts down it was dusk so the sky was an orange pinkish color but very still light out i look
00:54:40.320 around and the other cars are also stopped and people on the street who were on their cell phones
00:54:45.420 are looking around like what the fuck is going on i look straight towards the atlantic and i hear 0.55
00:54:50.800 trumpets i see this huge jesus appear coming up not coming down from heaven looking just like this 0.99
00:55:00.520 with a blue sash and everything that's wild that reminds me uh your mom's dream yeah with angry
00:55:08.200 god because that was in new york too because that's where you guys lived right um it felt fake
00:55:14.000 to me, but Diddy was freaking out like, yo, son, is that really Jesus? Oh, shit. Oh, shit. I love 0.99
00:55:19.220 you with Diddy at the rapture. It's a rapture party. He was so scared. And I just remember
00:55:24.740 being so stoic. Bring the baby oil. Somebody get the baby oil. I remember being so stoic and trying
00:55:30.180 to analyze what was happening, but it felt like a simulation. It also felt so overwhelming and I
00:55:35.600 was fearful. Obviously, I don't know what that moment will be like, but in the Bible, it says
00:55:40.600 every knee will bow every tongue will confess and that wasn't the case in this moment also the
00:55:47.540 description of jesus in revelation is that his hair is white as snow like wool and his eyes like
00:55:54.740 fire that's revelation 19 11 through 16 oh which is actually here and i saw heaven open and behold
00:56:01.280 a pale a white horse and he that sat upon him was called faithful and true and in righteousness he
00:56:08.560 doth judge and make war his eyes were as a flame of fire and on his head were many crowns and he
00:56:17.220 had a name written that no man knew but himself and he was clothed with a vesture dipped in blood
00:56:24.820 and his name is called the word of god and the armies which were in heaven followed him
00:56:31.480 upon white horses clothed in fine linen white and clean and out of his mouth go with a sharp
00:56:38.320 sword that with it he should smite the nations he shall rule them with a rod of iron and he
00:56:46.900 treadeth the wine press of the fierceness and wrath of almighty god and he hath on his vesture
00:56:57.060 and on his thigh that's interesting a name written king of kings and lord of lords man 0.96
00:57:03.820 the language of that is so you ever want to see me struggle i was fucking crazy uh wine press 0.91
00:57:09.980 treadeth and there was another one that screwed me up there last dream i want to share uh tops 0.83
00:57:16.120 the most awful horrendous dreams i think i've ever had before i get into it just to set the scene
00:57:21.700 years ago i tried this vr game at my friend's house in renton was at washington or with wa is
00:57:28.720 washington yeah okay in renton actual washington not yeah yeah washington washington state they
00:57:35.620 had this zombie game and it was so scary i honestly hated every second of it but this dream
00:57:40.140 was like a vr game even the house the game was set in it was in this forest and the house was
00:57:48.900 old and run down with broken windows and ship lapping that had white chipped paint it's just
00:57:55.120 strange because that visit to washington was literally like 10 years ago and i just recently 0.98
00:58:01.600 had this dream in the dream i walk into this creepy rundown house and immediately shit was 0.95
00:58:06.560 popping off i look to my left and i see this horrible looking woman monster woman woman 0.99
00:58:13.760 one or more woman woman monsters women monsters all almost looked exactly like the monster from 0.99
00:58:20.640 the movie barbarian i don't know if i'm familiar with you know that one no okay you made that 1.00
00:58:26.600 noise she was huge like her too she was holding this huge watermelon uh-oh this huge watermelon
00:58:33.740 and inside i could see baby hands and feet poking or peeking out of the top of the watermelon this 0.95
00:58:40.220 is the uh woman whoa yeah i don't like it i don't like it either yeah i don't oof that's that's
00:58:47.360 ugly i've never seen that never even not even aware of that uh so there's baby hands and feet
00:58:52.760 peeking out at the top of the watermelon there was a man and a woman standing in front of her 0.98
00:58:56.480 telling her to eat without speaking like telepathy type shit and i was like no and before i could 0.95
00:59:04.340 stop her or do anything i heard a resounding crunch crunching of bones i fell to my feet 0.99
00:59:12.080 screaming at the top of my lungs no no she ate a baby in a watermelon i'm not gonna
00:59:20.520 stop and maybe you might see this episode i was overwhelmed with sadness and grief and i look up
00:59:28.440 at the man and woman and the man had his hands on the woman's shoulders and they were looking at her
00:59:37.160 the monster with these blank faces and slowly turned to look at me their faces look like the
00:59:42.480 faces of people who get those face transplants you know what i mean uh face transplants like
00:59:48.880 people getting whole face swaps i don't know necessarily movie about that a long time ago
00:59:53.440 called face off it's not that was john cravolta and nicholas cage got oh you know what i'm talking
00:59:58.120 about yeah i don't think that's what that means take your face oh that was just terrible acting
01:00:03.660 those were so bad
01:00:05.580 Nicolas Cage is the best
01:00:06.860 Nicolas Cage is so bad he's good
01:00:08.840 their cheeks were swollen
01:00:10.700 and it was like it wasn't their face
01:00:13.280 and they were both wearing black turtlenecks
01:00:15.200 they asked Nicolas Cage in the Spider Noir
01:00:17.020 they were like could you do this but not mumble
01:00:19.700 and he was like I'm Nicolas Cage
01:00:22.100 I do whatever I want to do
01:00:23.940 and they were like good point
01:00:25.500 there was a movie I watched where Nicolas Cage
01:00:28.700 played Nicolas Cage
01:00:29.780 he plays Nicolas Cage every movie
01:00:31.960 well yeah but he was actually like nicholas cage you know nicholas cage collects that many times
01:00:38.300 in a row he collects fake dinosaur bones that's what he does they don't even exist dudes he's a
01:00:45.120 vampire i watched him in a movie recently i forget what the name of it was but it was like him and his
01:00:49.840 sons and they were basically survivors after the end of the world and there were these creatures
01:00:53.840 that came out at night i'm gonna go ahead and spoil it but um they were like nobody's gonna
01:00:58.720 watch that movie just us they were like these just us just us they were uh these beasts they
01:01:09.580 would come up from the earth uh at night and they had like the earth yes gnashing teeth you know and
01:01:15.880 it was really jarring when they would show up they would slam their teeth together so hard that it 0.86
01:01:20.020 would fucking like everybody would you know grab their ears and distort you know reality and i don't 0.72
01:01:27.460 really know what the point of the movie was this is the point like so how how does it go with people 0.99
01:01:31.540 that like actors and then other people like watch an actor and they're like this is awful like this
01:01:36.220 guy's not a good act like this is a cool movie but this guy's not a good actor and i'm gonna just
01:01:40.480 say some names and i don't care what kind of blowback i get but sometimes i see these these
01:01:45.580 people acting i'm like they're just a bad like reading a cue card actor kevin costner keanu reeves
01:01:52.500 keanu reeves is one of those cage they're just like people that like they're talking and you're
01:01:57.320 just like this this terrible acting but they get like big roles and stuff dude it's weird it's part
01:02:02.320 of an op right it's like they're trying to convince us that something is good but then again like
01:02:06.100 tell me john wick is not good love those people no it's just operation slot my dad liked kevin
01:02:10.520 costner like thought his movies were great if keanu reeves makes a movie i'm gonna watch it
01:02:14.960 i'm gonna go watch it if yeah if if nicholas cage makes a movie probably gonna watch it it's
01:02:21.940 bad acting i know that but it's slop again yeah i mean i could i could only drive this point home
01:02:27.240 so many times enjoy your goy slop give me the slop daddy make it sloppy okay another thing has to get
01:02:33.260 said as far as i know this is the first one i've been involved in where it's all dreams okay it's
01:02:38.880 not usually like all dreams right well we really just say your supernatural testimony like whatever
01:02:43.820 you got yeah and some people like dreams stick out for people man i'm one of those people these
01:02:47.420 ones are crazy dreams these are like uh is it from watching movies like crazy horror movies and stuff
01:02:53.900 or like what is this coming from i don't know who could say for sure i mean um i don't know what
01:02:59.300 determines whether or not you have this cinematic-esque dream versus some you know nonsense
01:03:04.580 i'm sure reb would say she's had a lot of like yes a lot of uh dreams that weren't a story like
01:03:11.440 a plot that you could follow you know some of them are just noise and then every once in a while
01:03:15.460 something happens and um it seems to be a story and maybe uh the hormones that operate through
01:03:22.840 pregnancy sure through after pregnancy right just a hormone well i think they all all women have
01:03:29.300 that card were you on your period when you had this dream that's a very disrespectful no no i
01:03:34.840 wasn't even thinking of that but that's a good point too if there's like profusely coming out
01:03:39.900 like yeah that would cause crazy dreams and the demons are like coming out of their wherever
01:03:43.860 yeah yeah buttholes that's where they're very specific place it sounds terrifying i'm glad i
01:03:48.580 don't have anything to do with that it just sounds terrifying yeah it's crazy so sometimes when the 0.97
01:03:52.500 young ladies are mean and nasty and they i'm just like hey i get it not me i hit them yeah you're
01:03:57.920 bleeding you're not dying i get it i get where you're i go left right street no you don't do 0.99
01:04:03.520 that i do um he doesn't do that and somehow i no balls no balls and somehow i could see 0.86
01:04:12.100 in my mind this baby harvesting operation that they were running oh these two people 0.71
01:04:17.620 in their black turtlenecks i could see this misty field with watermelons oh and i knew
01:04:23.980 babies were in them huh babies in the watermelon well that sounds like a almost like a stop
01:04:30.440 What color were the babies?
01:04:33.020 Were they like the seeds?
01:04:34.340 On a scale from Brian of Demon Erasers to Ed Mabry, where do they land on the...
01:04:40.060 Watermelon Patch Kids is...
01:04:42.940 Watermelon Babies!
01:04:44.300 Watermelon Patch Kids.
01:04:46.540 Oh, so these are...
01:04:48.340 This is the factory that creates Watermelon Felons. 0.77
01:04:51.480 Oh, no.
01:04:52.360 The operation.
01:04:53.580 I knew babies were in them, but they weren't normal babies. 0.98
01:04:56.020 They looked creepy with very pale, veiny skin.
01:04:59.240 Watermelons are like eggs.
01:05:00.440 almost shaped like eggs yes yeah i love a watermelon i got a i got one in my refrigerator
01:05:06.380 right now because i like them cold and i'm gonna dice it up later and i'm gonna eat it 0.99
01:05:10.520 because i love what it is a bitch it's so stupid i'll tell you what i don't do shit too much work 1.00
01:05:15.800 dude no you know how people cube them i don't cube shit i just go fucking and then i just 1.00
01:05:20.740 do that and then yes everywhere who cares it's all going watermelon juice all over the couch 0.99
01:05:25.520 you know not on the couch i don't eat on the couch we don't eat in the living room you don't eat on
01:05:30.080 your couch where was i supposed to sit every seat was taken everybody you had a full house and it
01:05:39.280 was all and you didn't say that i was other people were there that were also eating on your couch
01:05:48.320 you and your kids were eating on my cell phone call him put him on the phone
01:05:50.800 who is carlos oh i'll never forget when jess saw that is that not his name no that's not carlos
01:05:57.480 carlos was in the living room with me he racial profiles everybody it was a spanish guy so yeah
01:06:02.640 carlos okay it was his his name's not no there was a spanish guy there was a vampire there was
01:06:07.320 a politics guy there was a bunch of kids there you had a vampire the vampire yeah you guys got
01:06:12.700 in a very wild conversation where he didn't like out deny the vampire he likes being a little bit
01:06:18.360 nasty too he was a little bit no no he's not nasty he's cheeky but he's very nasty that's
01:06:23.220 one of the nicest guys you'll ever meet but what it's almost like he's been around for hundreds
01:06:27.740 of years yeah yeah he's been around yeah yeah up close with him yeah yeah when i got up close to
01:06:33.540 him i'm like his skin had a translucent property his skin's like paper yeah yeah i was like what's
01:06:38.080 up with this can i touch your face does blood for a living i kept asking him about the blood and he
01:06:42.160 goes well the interesting about the blood interesting thing is you wouldn't believe it 0.93
01:06:46.500 the texture gets closer five types of blood yeah dude this is fucking weird yes keep going i was 0.61
01:06:53.440 listening i was uh i was pooping at one point i could hear you guys talking about it through the 0.98
01:06:57.200 door dude you ate and pooped so much dude i am a good that was top pooped it was so funny nobody 0.99
01:07:03.360 was at the bathroom when top went in here we go top went in to take a shit and seven people lined 0.99
01:07:08.440 up and started and started gathering around the door and talking and like trying to open the door 0.98
01:07:14.080 it was so fucking funny you know what my trick was with that when i would come out at a party 0.70
01:07:19.600 or something like that i'd be like dude i don't know who was in there before me but i'd spray the 0.92
01:07:22.960 spray as soon as you go in there i didn't care i walked out but it was literally i opened the door
01:07:27.360 i closed it i went like this and then i put the bowl down or whatever it was right away
01:07:34.040 yep and they just started lining up because i was like clearly you probably like with the
01:07:39.060 the frequency in which you knocked from when i came in you probably saw me come in so i was
01:07:43.920 like this is disrespectful it was weird though because when you walked in nobody was there you
01:07:47.380 know what i do then to that guy the first one who's been knocking inside harder no i just say
01:07:51.360 bro somebody left a hundred dollar bill under the toilet in the back back there man no i like to
01:07:55.240 piss on the seat so they have to sit in it for it oh that used to be the best they got to sit in the 0.70
01:07:59.460 in the in the peepee okay so um with the veil the pale and the veiny skin and the frail limbs
01:08:05.380 uh that's what the type of babies that were inside the watermelon the couple never spoke 0.97
01:08:09.640 words but i knew what the fuck was going on i started screaming at them and they both turned 0.98
01:08:13.940 slowly at the man oh and the man still had his hand on the women on the woman's shoulders okay 0.95
01:08:20.380 so he's got two hands on the woman's shoulders and they started calmly walking into the next room in
01:08:25.320 the house as they were walking i was still screaming at them with my finger pointed towards
01:08:30.160 them just like that just hysterically screaming all of a sudden it occurred to me why i was there 1.00
01:08:37.080 and that i needed to cast demons out of these bitches all right so i just followed them around 1.00
01:08:43.700 screaming in the name of jesus you have no authority here i like that and need to leave now 1.00
01:08:49.560 nice it's a common theme in her dreams i like that yeah yeah i went through that for a while
01:08:55.040 remember the darkness the the entities in my dreams it was like three different entities and
01:08:59.380 i kept casting them out in the name it was weird weird and then also when we were going to go to
01:09:03.540 skinwalker ranch and i had that dream uh we're gonna go to the place next to it yeah and i was
01:09:09.120 like pleading the name the blood of jesus it had something to do with graze uh-huh and i think it
01:09:14.060 was because something was like giving access to us because we were in this big you know mansion
01:09:19.500 house at that place anyway they still just kept looking at me without saying words and were eerily
01:09:25.820 calm which was pissing me off i followed them into this weird interrogation room had one of
01:09:31.400 those lights you see in movies when someone is being questioned by the cops and a twin-sized
01:09:35.640 bed on a metal frame okay so it's like a light you can jam in their face type of deal the mattress
01:09:41.940 had no sheet and had stains all over it the stains look like jacob israel's face they both sat down
01:09:47.680 on the bed and faced me the man still had his hand on the woman's shoulders so i finally was like 1.00
01:09:54.680 nah so i put my hands on that bitch's shoulder all of a sudden all of the sudden hell yeah 1.00
01:10:02.220 she started to speak and was surprisingly charismatic she got in my face and was like 1.00
01:10:07.600 honey what's wrong but i wasn't buying it i was still on 10 yelling at her like what's going on 1.00
01:10:14.320 here what are you doing why are you doing this oh rev's a little ghetto she is what's up bitch 0.99
01:10:19.280 and out of the shadows of the room comes good old jeffrey epstein he was wearing a white 0.99
01:10:27.200 turtleneck oh that's interesting they had black turtlenecks on he's got a white turtleneck that's
01:10:31.020 interesting and had this evil smile on his face and began to try to swoon me i somehow now was
01:10:37.400 in another room swoon me swoon me uh with just him and we were on this go to the island no no
01:10:45.300 and we were on this sunken in large beanbag talking to each other i was asking him questions
01:10:53.140 and i honestly can't tell you what we were talking about but the whole time i had this
01:10:58.260 sick feeling in my stomach partially because i was like how am i just sitting here peacefully
01:11:02.520 with this pig partially because he was casually telling me about the operation and how he was 1.00
01:11:06.960 helping humanity and then appeared a bunch of ladies in bathing suits big booty big boobied 0.99
01:11:14.060 ladies in bathing suits all kinds of booties and all kinds of boobies of all sorts of different 0.60
01:11:19.160 shapes and sizes glistening covered in baby oil little tiny bathing suits this is not right 0.98
01:11:24.980 he's making all this out just ad-libbing okay so uh a lady a bunch of ladies in bathing suits
01:11:31.820 appeared and they were trying to get me to come with them and get on a yacht that's all i remember
01:11:37.120 i think what made it so traumatic was the crunching of the bone sound like i can still 0.90
01:11:43.280 hear that shit in my waking right now i can hear it i don't know what to make of it besides the 0.92
01:11:50.420 fact that epstein files traumatized me and it was probably my way of processing the trauma 0.99
01:11:54.780 that's what i'm saying what's instigating all these crazy dreams man the stuff that we watch
01:12:00.000 all right we're almost
01:12:00.680 my bad my bad that's kind of funny it looked like my arms were the ostrich we got it yeah
01:12:13.460 that's a new drop i like that one that was good um yeah you like that matt no all right
01:12:18.560 that's what the that was uh that was uh the ostrich that's outside on the shelf
01:12:24.080 i don't like it all right that's the dreams i wanted and needed to share but there is one 0.87
01:12:29.420 more story i wanted to tell you before i let you niggas go what let's hear it um i'm sure i'll be 0.92
01:12:35.460 judged but quite frankly i don't give a damn oh we're gonna judge i'm ready i'm gonna judge the 0.98
01:12:40.320 shit out of you rib my cousin owns a farm and we buy beef honey and other goods from her that's 0.98
01:12:45.580 cool she harvested oh she harvested some mushrooms from the cow pies i see what you need i'm gonna 0.99
01:12:54.740 judge here comes judges rex go ahead you're up judge you're up why don't you um so we got some 0.98
01:13:02.260 poopy mushrooms and we bought some from her like two years ago i held on to them shits for a whole 0.83
01:13:06.740 year before trying any of them i had them before and they're pretty great it's not like this crazy
01:13:11.780 trip or anything it just makes you giggle and see rainbows in the light i was actually going to see
01:13:16.660 if you guys wanted some beef or honey yeah hell yeah uh i was going to ship it to you if you were 0.97
01:13:22.700 interested let me know dude fuck yeah that's awesome anyway we my husband and i decided to 0.95
01:13:28.320 eat uh some mushrooms on christmas eve on jesus's birthday unbelievable to pray for 0.98
01:13:34.140 you gotta stop because i could play this all day i like that man that thing crushes
01:13:54.800 um so on on uh the eve of jesus's birthday while wrapping a million presents for the kids we were
01:14:01.780 watching survivor when they started to kick you not a good not not actually not a bad time to do 0.98
01:14:07.520 it oh yeah while you're rapping yes yeah it's gonna make that a lot dude rapping gifs sucks
01:14:11.700 yeah it's gonna make that a lot better um we're laughing hysterically at everything then all of 0.80
01:14:16.620 a sudden jeff probes face looked exactly like a demon but it wasn't everyone's face just his
01:14:23.760 he looks so creepy like this almost exactly i guess he who is he he's a survivor guy yeah yeah
01:14:31.220 he's like the host maybe yeah and he looks like a demon so he had demon face they saw
01:14:35.580 so there are mushrooms and they seen jeff probes with demon face but only him nobody else had demon
01:14:40.580 face yeah have you heard about that syndrome matt i don't think that would know no i watched cops
01:14:44.380 on mushrooms one time when i was in like that's not a good thing to do yeah but i was like this
01:14:48.680 whole thing's fake i was like guys this whole thing is staged cops isn't real like no i think
01:14:52.940 a lot of those people were really i mean some of them probably are are fake but i think a lot of 0.89
01:14:56.720 people i was 14 on mushrooms i'm just saying like i was watching this thing and you're fucking wrong 0.58
01:15:00.780 and everybody they were like matt shut up and i was like no dude this is fake like this is on a 0.93
01:15:04.960 set this is on a movie set like this isn't real but i think that was just me figuring out that
01:15:09.540 like this was from you know what's funny it turns one of them into pete davis it turns one of them
01:15:14.480 asian oh yeah well from 2024 man uh rare disorder causes man to see people's faces as demonic the
01:15:21.340 condition uh causes faces to appear distorted my first thought when i woke up in a demon i was that
01:15:26.400 i woke up in a demon world so he's seeing like this person's face but like eyes i had buddies
01:15:31.300 that uh tripped on mushrooms and never how flat this guy's uh yeah pan face gook this guy's sober
01:15:38.960 though sorry nancy yeah but yeah but was he or did he get spiked did something did his drink
01:15:44.980 get spiked did he not know it because i had buddies that like let's see victor's spirit they could
01:15:49.560 tell if you had a bad or a good spirit they could tell like uh that everybody just looked like
01:15:53.660 demons huh well victor always had sharp vision one day life altering uh in day in november notice
01:16:01.640 the out of the out of the blue oh okay and this is a this is a real thing so they're saying
01:16:06.580 experts estimate that fewer than a hundred people throughout the world have this disorder
01:16:10.440 but this is a disorder that people happen what a hilarious thing to just be like well let's call
01:16:15.400 it demonic face disorder and keep it moving so reb sims is on mushrooms and she sees but just
01:16:20.860 on his face just on the survivor guy props pro props prost prost yeah the b is silent oh prost 0.75
01:16:27.900 okay for bitch um honestly was creeped out about how accurate this picture looked the one that we 0.78
01:16:33.080 showed earlier that was really all i had to share hope you guys enjoy uh and keep doing what you're 0.96
01:16:37.760 doing the non-gay chemistry between you two is unmatched and i feel god really brought you to
01:16:43.680 non-gay that's a real reiteration i'm making sure it's not a gay thing i agree it is not gay 0.91
01:16:49.820 uh it is not gay not yeah okay so god really brought you two non-gay homos together okay 0.93
01:16:57.700 it's interesting it's beautiful uh beautiful to watch thank you guys for all the hard work 1.00
01:17:02.220 and commitment to your fans much love and i pray for you guys keep going and don't stop being 0.85
01:17:06.120 retarded bye thanks rev those were uh great stories actually those are really good dreams 0.83
01:17:12.260 and i thought for sure you know reading a woman's dreams was going to be bad yeah but that's not 0.76
01:17:18.780 what happened wasn't so bad it was actually really good it was pretty intense man they were pretty
01:17:22.960 intense all right out of place boom no i thought that was a good place to put that boom um we're
01:17:30.640 at an hour 17 you want to do one we could do one more one short one okay matt matt's looking tired
01:17:35.840 and he also wants to read i know matt wants to read we tried to let matt read last time
01:17:41.300 and then we we turned it off middle reading um so i'm trying to get an email hand it over pal
01:17:48.300 what is this about why did he just send me a picture of his face people for
01:17:51.860 i hate this don't ever do this again that's seth's headshot because he's going to be at
01:17:58.500 brohemian grove that's got a big head look at his head yeah he does we sat next to it he was mostly 0.98
01:18:02.640 head it was just a gigantic head sitting on the yeah that was fucking don't do that don't make 0.98
01:18:07.560 fun of seth's head uh we have everybody's heads actually in here we can pull everybody's head 0.99
01:18:12.840 up and make fun of him cheney the the hidden plain sight guy yeah we do have cheney's head 0.95
01:18:16.960 um so let me see real quick that's one handsome that's one handsome lesbian that's a handsome 0.97
01:18:22.180 lesbian cheney is a handsome lesbian so let's see uh i want that black transcript i don't know what 1.00
01:18:28.340 that was that's not good uh we have a nunya damn business i like that that one is 0.98
01:18:35.920 i can read quick dude okay no it's not about reading quick it's about reading with passion 0.88
01:18:41.700 is this a submission chronicle submission okay chronicle submission yeah fine how about floppy
01:18:47.700 dong hole testimony i'm sorry no is it about the floppy dong hole it's quite long the dong
01:18:54.560 well you guys are tired yeah raven can only do one show a day and very tired here so you
01:19:01.780 could read this and just remember that this is how you scroll you boomer maybe we could zoom in
01:19:08.500 boom boom boom okay quit screwing around dude it's actually a decently long one so relax we're
01:19:18.180 gonna read chronicle submission missed the boys but met matt so this person met you so you better 0.56
01:19:25.580 remember them i don't think that happened all right i'm not even on schedule anymore dude
01:19:31.080 is it old this looks pretty new oh there's that why is there a shirt all right well we'll find
01:19:35.940 out i didn't get to meet y'all top and raven when i finally got to visit orlando i even wore a shirt
01:19:42.260 i was positive raven would love and top would bully me relentlessly for wearing oh pictured at
01:19:47.160 the very bottom yeah well and i saw the shirt any hoodies any hoodies any hoodles any hoodles
01:19:55.820 i guess he's saying any who's any okay wait i want to look at the shirt
01:20:00.100 hate it can you make it big screen um what a cool shirt man doesn't do a lot for me
01:20:05.980 you would he's saying that's what you would wear what are you talking about you have that 0.98
01:20:10.700 it is muted the color palette yeah it's your fucking hand out of my out of my camera it needs 0.97
01:20:15.160 more it's got to pop more you would where you have that shirt no i don't have that where do 0.98
01:20:21.340 you want me to go if i did there'd be more colors you put you need to put some more like an orange
01:20:24.580 in there you need a complimentary orange yeah another color a tertiary color that has nothing
01:20:28.900 to do with what does tertiary mean a third color i do like that word you use that incorrectly
01:20:35.380 tertiary tertiary color yes any hoodles my wife son and i got to meet matt yeah three t's oh
01:20:45.220 tertiary t you remember this guy and even doing that oh yeah he's a georgia guy you remember that
01:20:51.620 shirt not necessarily sure it's not memorable the kid was my buddy though yeah he had a little guy 0.90
01:20:57.440 he liked Qui-Gon no but Qui-Gon came in on Wednesday none of your damn he never told any
01:21:03.500 of us why doesn't Qui-Gon tell us that he's gonna show up I don't know bro that was like really kind 0.96
01:21:08.220 of rude but then what what day is today Tuesday yes that must have been like Wednesday show up
01:21:13.760 to a coffee shop during business that was kind of rude so then uh none you must have came in
01:21:19.160 thursday unless it came in thursday last week where was i you guys have been very much like
01:21:24.480 not working lately to be honest uh to be totally honest i believe you were at a uh if it was in
01:21:30.100 the tweeter it's a tbh tertiary event my wife son and i gotta meet matt and even doing that
01:21:39.240 made my week for sure i'm cody the former cody gang member no the former game warden remember
01:21:45.660 it with the dead squirrel oh that was a great story actually you weren't around for that yeah 0.98
01:21:50.080 fucking john you're a johnny come lately relax you're the tertiary addition to the team take it 0.98
01:21:54.840 easy yeah yeah yeah that's correct i'm cody the former game warden that sent y'all a few stories 0.99
01:22:00.540 a while back they were my time as a game warden not to be a game yeah there's an episode named
01:22:06.220 after uh fish and game yeah i remember that episode i called it fish and game at the time 0.97
01:22:10.820 because i was shy and didn't want y'all to dox me but who cares now now none your damn business
01:22:17.020 and included the possible witchcraft pictures a while back as well what was that that's what 0.78
01:22:22.760 the squirrel there was a squirrel that was like oh no no there was like a jar in the way it got
01:22:27.000 sacrificed no i think that you're conflating the jar because i had a jar and a tree yeah you did
01:22:31.980 like encounter oh yeah and uh i think i might have talked about that on the episode and then
01:22:37.300 And we kind of like mash those memories together.
01:22:39.820 That Alice in Chains album with the jar of the flies in the front.
01:22:43.060 Yeah.
01:22:43.480 Down in a hole.
01:22:46.280 I found it. 0.99
01:22:47.140 Whoa, you're fucking fast, dude. 0.98
01:22:49.040 I saw you just decide to find it and then you found it. 0.98
01:22:51.480 Yeah, yeah.
01:22:51.860 Okay, all right.
01:22:52.460 So I'll pull up some of the pictures here.
01:22:54.020 Is it a jar in the tree?
01:22:56.120 So this was the squirrel.
01:22:57.380 Guys, a little parental advisory if you guys have a week's moment. 1.00
01:23:00.300 Yeah, if you got little ones or if you're a bitch. 0.99
01:23:02.440 The dead squirrel here that was like ritualistically ripped apart. 1.00
01:23:06.080 Dead sea squirrel.
01:23:07.300 and then this was the the witchcraft thing so bottles on a tree i remember something to do 0.98
01:23:11.740 with the tree and this thing what the fuck is that oh that's a baby it's like a baby doll with 0.99
01:23:16.660 hair yeah it's just humping a stick no it's not humping it babies don't hump what's the matter 0.99
01:23:20.940 with very strange stuff there yeah yeah so he's a game warden so he's he's walking around he's the
01:23:24.880 guy that saw the vampire in in the woods right oh i don't know about that for my house no oh
01:23:30.820 different because he's a game warden he spoke all right so if i remember somebody from your house
01:23:34.640 saw a vampire in the woods oh i didn't even listen to the episode dude you guys tell me
01:23:38.480 for not paying attention you talk to him the whole time you just talk for 10 minutes about
01:23:42.120 the vampire sound like somebody from his house no that might have been a vampire red hair too
01:23:47.380 i don't trust him but no this guy here spoke to somebody that was like leaned over he went over
01:23:52.140 to him the guy gave him like bad vibes and he was talking to him he said he's seen that's right and
01:23:56.440 then he just like backed away but he kept his eyesight on him was that guy fishing he was like
01:24:01.040 fly fishing or something like that he didn't have a permit or something none is a good dude this is
01:24:05.500 like a pretty damn i wish i would have met him well this is tertiary so keep reading right wait
01:24:10.040 wait let me at this point i backed up six to ten feet to create space between us because every 0.99
01:24:13.860 fiber of my being was screaming get the fuck away from this dude that's a cool story he got his pole 0.99
01:24:18.500 extended his hand to shake mine and yet again alarm bells went off his fingers were skinny bony 0.99
01:24:22.860 too long for normal the hand was shaking tops hands that is completely white very creepy like
01:24:28.600 how a dead man's bones would be you could tell by the bone no pigment beautiful on the outside
01:24:33.820 beautiful on the inside like cream okay i told matt a short story about hearing my name being
01:24:40.540 called out in the middle of the woods at night while working amen but i promised matt i'd submit
01:24:45.220 another story i've been sitting on and wasn't sure yeah it's probably this guy probably has
01:24:48.980 banger stories i'm excited read this story here it is yeah the one he's like in the woods imagine
01:24:54.120 you're just hunting you're in like a tree stand yeah and you hear somebody call your name in the 0.99
01:24:57.740 woods fuck you yeah whoa what are you talking about i want to hear that what state is that i 1.00
01:25:02.980 wonder georgia here you go let me start off by saying i'm originally from the northeast georgia 1.00
01:25:07.300 mountains oh shit near the great smoky mountains national park and i grew up attending a little 1.00
01:25:12.460 mountain church which was very traditional probably where that bitch show brown's from 1.00
01:25:16.040 that bitch don't talk about him like show brown you bitch tell your grandma we said sorry don't 1.00
01:25:21.460 okay okay that's better that's better for the way that we talked to her last time 1.00
01:25:26.500 disrespected her we disrespected your grandma the congregation consisting mostly of families
01:25:32.700 of chicken and cow farmers for context those country uh churches where it's all just like
01:25:38.900 yeah why are you going after chill brown he knows chill brown knows he doesn't do anything
01:25:43.120 he doesn't do anything nasty to him he knows those those um little country churches where
01:25:49.040 it's all like that they're all related that is always like a interesting cousin situation no
01:25:54.400 well no just going to the same church you think like a small wooden church is probably cold during
01:25:59.260 the winter oh yeah that's it that's what i think that's it man what do you want okay relax man
01:26:04.360 smoky mountains the congregation consisted mostly of families of chicken and cow farmers for
01:26:09.620 context very honest and hard-working folks who don't bullshit puppy cousins we were holding a
01:26:16.200 men's only breakfast before church and we were all sitting around talking while the food was
01:26:20.680 cooking while we were talking i looked over at this old man i'll call him jimmy for anonymity
01:26:25.920 what's up jimmy who was usually the life of the conversation and an elder of the church and
01:26:30.640 noticed he was completely pale and just staring off into space sipping his coffee from time to
01:26:35.720 time that's not terrifying sounds like he's chilling man what are you talking about i went
01:26:39.360 up to him and asked if everything was all right jimmy just glanced at me and started telling me
01:26:43.700 this story let's go a story from old jimmy bro he was out deer hunting the evening before it was
01:26:50.080 kind of foggy rainy and cold that day with overcast skies and not much was moving he said
01:26:56.820 he was getting ready to walk back to his truck when about 30 yards away at the corner of the
01:27:00.780 food plot he was sitting on appeared this jet black ball of mist a little bigger than a yoga
01:27:06.500 ball jimmy doesn't seem like jimmy doesn't know what a yoga ball looks like yeah but he's just
01:27:11.860 probably using that for reference trying to poke holes in the story yeah he said it looked like the
01:27:15.940 exhaust fumes of a diesel engine but a hundred times blacker than that they don't like that i 0.98
01:27:22.060 think what you meant to say is a hundred times more black not a hundred times blacker no you 0.93
01:27:26.860 say you could say blacker then he said it was blacker than black you say blacker then he said 0.93
01:27:31.820 the mist seemed to stand upright like it was curled over into a ball to begin with and open 0.99
01:27:37.180 itself up like it was wearing a duster jacket no shit oh yeah he said it had to be at least 0.89
01:27:42.700 eight feet tall then out of nowhere he said two women women came walking out of the woods how 0.97
01:27:48.700 many just confused no two women as to how what they yeah two women two women came walking out
01:27:56.700 of the woods confused but what i found interesting was that he said they seemed to know what they had 0.73
01:28:02.540 to do oh they were confused but they knew what they started sucking jimmy oh no no this is a 0.96
01:28:10.700 church event they walked up to the figure sucked the life hunched over and walked straight into 0.95
01:28:17.980 the duster jacket whoa walked straight into the duster jacket looking thing and they disappeared
01:28:23.660 into it he continued saying as soon as they went in what looked like a newborn baby came walking 0.99
01:28:29.100 out of the what are you talking about are you just saying shit and walked maybe five feet into 0.98
01:28:34.000 the woods and vaporized into thin air like a wisp of mist he said then the black mist closed itself 0.99
01:28:41.640 up and flew straight up in the air and vaporized in thin air so a portal that opened up into a
01:28:47.940 duster coat received two woman and then woman in exchange produced a baby and the baby then
01:28:56.280 walks out and disappears too and then the portal's like all right i'm out well we don't know keep
01:29:00.120 reading jimmy's seen some oh yeah jimmy's not doing good at honestly i can see here
01:29:06.600 can i get another order of pancakes you haven't touched your raccoon you haven't had a single
01:29:14.200 bite of your raccoon this delicious morsel it's tertiary that you do so eat some of your raven's 1.00
01:29:19.560 or some shit 1.00
01:29:21.180 or some shit 1.00
01:29:24.020 crocodile 1.00
01:29:25.200 oh my god
01:29:26.580 you barely touched your eye
01:29:28.820 these people are the worst
01:29:33.160 oh my god 0.99
01:29:34.240 he said he ran back to the truck
01:29:36.460 and headed straight home
01:29:37.860 scared absolutely shitless 0.99
01:29:40.360 damn 0.99
01:29:41.300 before he could tell his wife what had happened 1.00
01:29:43.680 she told him their two older friends
01:29:46.380 both women
01:29:47.420 were headed to the hospital 1.00
01:29:49.020 in the same car to go see one of their daughters having a baby wait a second what but got in a car
01:29:57.260 wreck and both were killed about an hour and a half maybe two hours prior to his arrival back
01:30:04.680 home what the hell why did so exactly while he was out hunting to help our sweet little raven out
01:30:12.060 with the time sequence thank you thank you so much david needed the help not me he didn't know
01:30:16.560 what to make of what he saw and honestly i don't either other than the appalachian mountains are a
01:30:22.460 spooky place to be sometimes dude that's a bizarre very strange and you i mean you just struggle if 0.98
01:30:29.560 you're a dude like jimmy who actually seen that shit and you're trying desperately to make sense 0.95
01:30:34.420 of it as is you know human nature you see a thing and you try to make sense of it and the only 0.99
01:30:39.340 connection you have is well at the same time these two ladies died and a baby was being born
01:30:45.640 the baby part doesn't make as much sense as the you know the two ladies died that makes sense that
01:30:51.220 all of a sudden they're on the scene right here they're seeing the realm of the dead baby it's
01:30:56.220 like he saw some weird visual representation of what was happening spiritually the two ladies
01:31:02.200 leaving and the baby coming out fair point this is jack johnson song it's a really great lyric
01:31:08.220 when he says uh new life makes losing life easier to understand yeah i know right like shout out to
01:31:14.480 jimmy shout out to jack i remember that you know that song yeah we played it when bella was being
01:31:19.440 born my dad died uh like right around the time it's called if i could aiden was a baby and i
01:31:26.180 remember we had a conversation about that yeah yeah that's kind of what this is like these these
01:31:31.300 guys are leaving but then he's seeing well there's new life and that life is going very strange it 0.83
01:31:36.280 comes and all he's just fuck him up like he got to see that and then at this man's breakfast he's
01:31:41.600 just not doing so well yeah like why would he see that why would he see that why would it be shown 0.77
01:31:47.060 to him and when he was it would have been shown to him right because why not shown to him maybe
01:31:50.800 that just happens i know but to perceive it maybe maybe i'm hung up on the geographical
01:31:55.540 you know location of it all it's like a word yeah the geographical location you use that word in a
01:32:01.380 tertiary sense i'd say i would agree with that so it happens in front of jimmy even though it's
01:32:07.060 the physical you know reality of it happening is who the hell knows where the hospital is in
01:32:12.340 comparison to him and and it happens in front of him it happens in front of him in the woods
01:32:17.000 you're just saying it could have happened on a street corner it could have happened in a parking
01:32:20.280 lot but it happens somewhere it actually does play out in a geographic location well maybe maybe it
01:32:26.280 doesn't i don't know why it was shown to him yeah why would it even be shown to him though
01:32:30.920 say hey look at this have a look at this that's like the spirit realm just pulls a titty out and
01:32:36.380 then puts it back in and you're going what enjoy your breakfast enjoy your breakfast your men's
01:32:40.860 breakfast that's crazy but that i mean man it's not it's not unlike some stories that i've heard
01:32:47.060 before though i've heard things like this right sure when people pass yeah yeah but like was i
01:32:53.400 missed the part it was really it was evening no no i don't think they're related well maybe they're
01:32:58.200 related because he said everybody's kind of related oh yeah because cousins but uh so he's
01:33:02.460 telling the story the next morning but this happened in the evening on a foggy rainy and
01:33:07.440 cold day with overcast skies with not much moving so it happened that evening i don't know why i was
01:33:12.660 picturing that in the morning the whole time the story was happening but it was actually he's at
01:33:15.760 the breakfast so it happened the night before telling the night before yeah so he just went
01:33:19.120 home told the wife the wife said oh that's crazy you know these two chicks just died going to see
01:33:24.000 the baby oh jimmy's drinking again he sleeps on it and then boom he's in the church the next
01:33:28.400 morning with the coffee like jimmy you're supposed to be making moonshot not drinking it what did i
01:33:33.020 just see yeah he's like do i go back out hunting this morning or do i just chill i yeah i mean i
01:33:41.140 hear a lot of stories like that not necessarily with those same elements but somebody seeing
01:33:45.160 something supernatural in the woods and it's like yeah i spent my whole life in the woods hunting
01:33:49.980 fishing now i don't go in the woods like dream-based stuff where people will see a premonition
01:33:56.600 of something and then it's related
01:33:58.580 in a very similar way
01:34:00.600 but not exactly but like this
01:34:02.480 sort of thing like a foreshadowing of what was
01:34:04.720 it's like related poetically
01:34:06.240 because there's no actual
01:34:07.840 tangible strings
01:34:10.180 Kate had a dream like this about
01:34:12.380 her boyfriend that died that like OD'd
01:34:14.460 remember that? Yeah she had something going on there
01:34:16.500 I think she was in the chat
01:34:17.460 yeah 1.00
01:34:18.620 Kate's got a lot of spooky shit 0.99
01:34:21.660 this is why we like Chronicles because there are stories like this that overlap 0.99
01:34:24.680 and then not overlap but they rhyme
01:34:26.580 and you go it's weird that it would happen in a similar way i have one more if y'all's attention
01:34:31.940 spam will hold up long enough my attention let's try this one is from the late 90s maybe early
01:34:37.060 2000s my friend's dad was a game warden in georgia which later inspired me to be one in my adulthood
01:34:43.460 he was coming home from work in a night hunting case around three in the morning driving home on
01:34:48.180 this two-lane road that runs adjacent to our very old very little mountain church that we used to go
01:34:52.980 to told you same one from the previous story what do you mean hold on i'm just saying like old
01:34:58.520 mountain church it's cold in there during the winter junior floors and they probably can't even
01:35:04.000 if they heat it probably can't get hot junior asked an important question he says is it possible
01:35:08.320 to circumcise the foreshadow question good question it doesn't comprehend the light so
01:35:14.940 ponder that he was happy to finally be heading home when he glanced at the church while passing
01:35:20.840 by and noticed that some dim
01:35:22.860 lights were on in the sanctuary.
01:35:25.620 At that time,
01:35:26.720 there had been a string of break-ins.
01:35:29.220 Okay, wait, wait. We just learned. It is Greasy Bear.
01:35:32.160 I'm bad.
01:35:32.700 Nancy, can you put down in the Chronicles
01:35:35.140 just create a document file 1.00
01:35:36.760 and put it in the... She's not going to do it. She doesn't care. 0.99
01:35:39.160 Just put Greasy Bear, finish Greasy Bear's
01:35:41.140 story because we couldn't figure out whose story it was,
01:35:43.060 Greasy Bear, because we don't take notes or anything like that.
01:35:45.260 Nancy, chime in.
01:35:46.840 Thank you. That was awesome. Good job,
01:35:48.940 Nancy. She's fucking getting a raise. 1.00
01:35:50.840 Sorry about that, Greasy Bear. 0.99
01:35:53.200 Yeah, I think it's a good idea to give a raise.
01:35:55.040 Just do it on a percentage basis.
01:35:56.740 Yeah, 20% is zero.
01:36:00.040 At that time, there had been a string of break-ins by some meth heads
01:36:03.540 stealing the brass and copper from inside churches.
01:36:06.280 With that in mind, he thought it might be someone breaking in to rob the place.
01:36:09.980 He pulled into the parking lot very quietly,
01:36:13.140 went up the stairs into the front door of the sanctuary, gun in hand.
01:36:17.040 He said he noticed that the doors were fully locked and nothing seemed to be broken.
01:36:21.680 He didn't think much of it, and he quietly unlocked the door via a hidden key.
01:36:26.680 When he unlocked and opened the door, all the sanctuary lights were on, every single one.
01:36:34.480 He got a little freaked out at this point because the lights were dim from the outside when he pulled in,
01:36:39.820 as if there was one or two lights on at the very back of the church.
01:36:42.720 And now every single light was on.
01:36:45.440 he thought someone had to just had to have just been in there as he was walking up the stairs
01:36:50.380 going through the whole church yeah turning everything on so he walked in and yelled
01:36:53.580 whoever's in here come out with your hands up and do it slowly i think if you do that if you
01:36:59.080 walk into the is that at night three in the morning three in the morning i you literally
01:37:03.080 i'll shoot around into the floor i'm not even saying that's just the craziest thing you've 0.93
01:37:09.160 ever said you're like i mean business there's no fucking way i'm gonna be talking or anything i'm 0.99
01:37:13.040 to fucking just shoot around you got it you cock the gun they'll hear that yeah but i always 0.99
01:37:19.180 just shoot your floor just in case it's fine just put a little putty in it and put the carpet over 1.00
01:37:24.380 it i should note at this point that the church has one big sanctuary in a narrow yet long
01:37:31.100 hallway behind the sanctuary close at the very back of the building with a choir room
01:37:36.900 bathrooms the preacher's office in a nursery at the very end of the hallway
01:37:42.000 End of the HGTV coding, I promise.
01:37:45.700 I appreciate the modest layout.
01:37:48.240 Like, we're not going to go too hard.
01:37:50.860 It's exactly the same in every country church.
01:37:53.140 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:37:54.260 He cleared the sanctuary quickly, sweeping the floor with his eyes, 1.00
01:37:58.380 and making sure no one was hiding in between the poos. 0.88
01:38:01.280 The poos?
01:38:01.940 The poos.
01:38:02.940 When he got to the door to enter the back hallway, he yelled again, 0.99
01:38:07.160 buddy you better come out with your hands up or you're gonna get your ass lit up that would have 0.98
01:38:11.640 been a second round he waited a short moment and he leaned in cleared the bathrooms to the right 0.98
01:38:18.860 and as he was coming around the corner to clear the other three rooms to the left
01:38:22.540 he stopped dead in his tracks there at the very end of the hallway in front of the nursery was
01:38:29.260 a woman and what he said was an early 1800s dress what the oh yeah yo appalachia what is
01:38:36.600 you doing baby there at the very end of the hallway in front of the nursery was a woman and
01:38:41.140 what he said was an early 1800s dress no way standing and looking at him what he immediately 1.00
01:38:48.660 trained his iron sights on her and said stop put your hands up now bitch i feel you with 1.00
01:38:53.920 oh my god he said she acted like she didn't even hear what he said 1.00
01:39:07.520 turned to her left and went into the nursery all right he said when she turned and moved 1.00
01:39:13.120 into the nursery he noticed that she didn't have any pants feet oh shit she looked like 1.00
01:39:21.280 She was floating about two inches off the floor. 1.00
01:39:23.580 Damn, he's trying to see them feet. 0.98
01:39:25.040 He said it didn't look like the classic ghost, which threw him off. 0.99
01:39:28.780 He said she looked as solid as a normal person was,
01:39:31.860 not glowing or transparent at all.
01:39:33.720 She was even casting a shadow on the floor and everything.
01:39:37.460 Thick as hell. 0.69
01:39:38.740 Built right.
01:39:39.760 All that was different about her was that she was floating in midair
01:39:43.460 and didn't make a sound as she moved into the nursery.
01:39:46.580 There she looked like nursery.
01:39:49.600 Did he send pictures too?
01:39:50.740 No, I just AI'd it. 1.00
01:39:52.020 Damn, you're fast, dog. 1.00
01:39:53.520 What the fuck? 1.00
01:39:54.340 Yeah, because that's the question. 0.99
01:39:55.360 That's kind of crazy, because I'll be asking chat GPT to generate a photo for me. 0.97
01:39:58.380 It takes fucking 15 minutes. 0.95
01:39:59.500 Like, did she open the door? 0.99
01:40:02.120 Did she just go through the door?
01:40:03.400 Was the door already open?
01:40:04.760 Like, that's what I was wondering.
01:40:06.400 Dang.
01:40:07.480 Well, this is exactly how it looked.
01:40:10.600 No need to do anything else.
01:40:12.020 That's how it happened.
01:40:12.600 Stop wondering.
01:40:14.300 At this point, he said his training kicked in, and he thought she was making a run for it.
01:40:19.080 So he booked it up to the nursery to catch her.
01:40:21.820 I don't know if I'd be doing that.
01:40:23.280 His training was jujitsu. 0.94
01:40:24.580 So he got on his butt and started scooting towards her. 0.97
01:40:27.440 He was going full guard. 0.99
01:40:29.760 He yelled, stop running while running down the hall.
01:40:33.100 How is she running? 1.00
01:40:33.860 She ain't got no feet. 0.99
01:40:34.760 And when he got there, he yelled, stop, run.
01:40:37.420 Is this guy like a cop or something?
01:40:39.080 He's a game warden.
01:40:40.040 Oh, yeah.
01:40:40.460 So he's like a cop.
01:40:41.800 Yeah, yeah.
01:40:42.620 And then he paused because she was gone.
01:40:44.800 He said, show me your fishing license.
01:40:47.280 She had none.
01:40:49.080 there was no one in the room at all it was empty except for the soft moonlight
01:40:54.440 shining through the open shutters and a lot of baby toys that's terrifying that's terrifying
01:40:59.540 so she's gone if you saw the that situation yeah and then the windows are like just a little bit 0.99
01:41:04.360 of moonlight's coming through and there's baby toys on the ground this guy has seen some shit 0.94
01:41:08.480 i don't like it like a lot of my experiences stopped at childhood and then like you know 0.99
01:41:14.020 we're kind of just shadowy shit you know whatever spooky dookies like i didn't see a bunch of shit 0.85
01:41:18.980 as an adult man like this guy came up to a demon man in the in the river fly fishing which is out 0.99
01:41:26.480 of straight bible interview sessions if you didn't hear raven's story yet tune in for that one going
01:41:30.460 live on youtube um to tomorrow night tomorrow night yes tomorrow night wednesday night tune in
01:41:37.840 to watch it tomorrow it's a great interview but i'm saying like people really loved it i would
01:41:43.680 probably move out of Appalachia. Famous podcasters
01:41:45.920 really loved it. Famous podcasters
01:41:48.180 all agree.
01:41:49.840 Famous podcasters agree. Famous podcasters
01:41:52.000 really ignored that. One famous
01:41:53.760 podcaster said, quote, it was tertiary.
01:41:58.340 It was tertiary.
01:42:01.080 Sorry, David.
01:42:02.400 That's not nice.
01:42:03.740 It was empty, except for the soft moonlight. 0.99
01:42:07.020 Did you fucking 1.00
01:42:08.160 not read the whole shit or anything? 1.00
01:42:09.540 What the fuck is going on? 1.00
01:42:11.840 Fuck your story, David. 1.00
01:42:13.680 what the fuck man there was no one in the room at all it was empty except for this no yeah we 1.00
01:42:20.800 fucking read that already is that how it ends where's the rest of it say the rest of it there's 0.99
01:42:26.760 a lot no i gotta finish where he left out it was empty except for the soft moonlight shining 0.97
01:42:32.540 through the open shutters and a lot of baby toys neatly placed in their bins the windows have been
01:42:38.260 nailed and painted shut decades ago so he knew she couldn't have jumped through the window to escape 0.97
01:42:44.240 it was at nobody opened the fucking window for decades that's shocking you just let like a 0.98
01:42:49.000 layer of paint keep you from fresh air in the nursery no probably stanks yeah yo by the way 1.00
01:42:55.740 my wife my wife has had to tolerate a lot of stinking she identified something the other day
01:43:03.300 now let's just say we got some new neighbors and the new neighbors oh boy i knew what he was doing
01:43:11.140 with that accent and i noticed something but i kept it to myself because my wife's not always
01:43:15.120 a fan of my racial commentary exactly and but i did notice it was liberal no she just she goes
01:43:21.260 that's me um she's a liberal but i noticed a smell and the smell sulfur
01:43:27.640 dude oh i don't know it's um it's stale it's despair it's it's ghetto there's a there's a
01:43:38.880 ghetto smell it's a dusty unkempt it what it is sadness it's laundry that hasn't dried 0.62
01:43:48.000 they put it on top of a heater for some reason no they don't have those heaters no more i used
01:43:52.460 to love those heaters i had mine in the hood too but it's like it's like um oh here check this out
01:43:56.400 Look at this image that JetGPT's made of the first thing that he did. 0.99
01:43:59.980 Oh, shit. 0.99
01:44:00.880 It's like a storyboard they made. 1.00
01:44:01.940 Really cool.
01:44:03.460 Yeah, I mean, that's what he described, huh?
01:44:06.000 But the baby didn't, but look at the baby.
01:44:08.840 Yeah, it wouldn't generate a baby.
01:44:10.520 It's like, that's against our policy.
01:44:12.180 I said, no, we won't do the baby.
01:44:13.520 We'll traffic those babies, but we won't generate them.
01:44:15.580 We won't generate them.
01:44:16.540 Kind of crazy.
01:44:17.620 So, you know, a couple days later, I'm walking past this same place with my wife, and she goes,
01:44:22.320 My wife?
01:44:23.520 They bought a smell with them. 0.99
01:44:25.020 Oh. 0.81
01:44:25.220 and i said yeah they did and she's like it smells ghetto and i was like yeah it does yeah it does 0.51
01:44:32.920 and then we we walked as we're walking you know we're trying to describe what this is and it is
01:44:36.300 it's really like dusty and and stale is the way that i would describe it it's not like a mildewy
01:44:40.880 thing or or a wet kind of a thing it's specifically very dry very dusty very stale you know why this
01:44:47.240 is okay to say matt because i know you're making faces why are you bringing me into this
01:44:52.840 i'm not here's why this is i know ghetto smells do we used to pick a guy up in his car i'll tell
01:44:58.820 you what it's i don't necessarily think it's a ghetto smell i think that like our smell our
01:45:03.280 nose smells uh thumb thumb oh and their nose smells us because like i've talked to a lot of 0.99
01:45:09.660 white people say we smell like white dogs every single one of them goes your white people smell 0.99
01:45:14.440 like wet dog and i'm like not any white person i've ever smelled has smelled like true what 1.00
01:45:20.420 you're saying that it's interesting how certain cultures smell a thing in other cultures well
01:45:25.400 yeah yeah this is what's the thing they're smelling on white people downy okay when i walk 0.92
01:45:30.220 a little bit further there's another place that i pass and they are morbidly obese and they're
01:45:36.240 alcoholics and you can it's like not good like very low vibrational very judgy very no i'm just 0.97
01:45:41.560 saying they're fucking very judgy they're morbidly obese okay and if you look because i'd be looking 0.93
01:45:45.680 people's houses i look by as i pass by and i see all the empty bottles on their on their um island 0.99
01:45:53.620 they could be collecting them for like recycling to make extra money because they're hard workers
01:45:57.820 maybe they're into glass thinning maybe they just need glass yeah there's a lot of different things
01:46:01.640 it could be you're just being very judgy maybe they're making mosaics david they smell the same
01:46:05.660 smells exactly the same alcohol stale sad it smells sad i don't know how to explain that
01:46:12.640 there's like a sadness like a low it smells like that and even my wife says the same thing and
01:46:17.720 she's not like the type of person that's gonna she goes it smells sad and i'm like yeah i've
01:46:22.240 been in those houses i've experienced those places they're never clean but it's not just clean it's
01:46:29.240 like the lights are never on it's never it's never very bright in those places and the people are not
01:46:34.060 okay and it smells like sad like despair that's what we've landed on is despair which is weird
01:46:40.960 smell of despair i would say 100 there's a smell of despair so we used to pick up this guy mike
01:46:45.940 argovoyle he would be at he'd have a place like once in a while no this is like 90 not a real
01:46:51.380 podcast it's like 97 in hayward california oh yeah so let's just look him up look him up real quick
01:46:57.060 exactly where and uh the longest time we'd pick him up in his car he'd sleep in his car
01:47:01.800 but he distinctly smelt like crack and peanuts dude it was the craziest crack smell like like 0.99
01:47:06.780 plastic he was gonna say that's what black people it's almost like what it's almost like that smell 0.98
01:47:11.020 you're describing it's like despair and just dusty it's like a dusty answer the question not a black
01:47:16.460 guy no french argivoyle but he was like spanish i think the dad was spanish the mom the dad was
01:47:22.660 french and the mom's like spanish michael gargoyle he i mean most people just thought he was mexican
01:47:27.300 like if like if you met him yeah well like kind of light-skinned almost like cuban light-skinned
01:47:31.240 almost like top is like light-skinned puerto rican but spanish carlos shout out to carlos 0.55
01:47:35.480 his fucking name is carlos but it was weird dude he had this very distinct he ate a lot of snickers 0.97
01:47:40.060 which is the only way i could imagine that is why he smelled like peanuts but he had cracked teeth 0.99
01:47:43.840 yeah er again i would from now on snickers relax thank you very much you kind of like when you use
01:47:51.480 that r it's very aggressive all right let's finish reading the story please can you finish reading
01:47:55.620 the story my god he said he stood there for a second he stood there for a second smelling the
01:48:02.260 despair it smelled like menthol cigarettes he said he stood there for a second and that's when
01:48:07.400 he finally put it all together that she had no feet she basically glided into the room and she
01:48:13.420 didn't take glowed and she didn't make any of the old creaky floorboards pop or squeak like they
01:48:20.160 usually did when someone stood on them after the realization he sprinted out of the church
01:48:24.780 but still had the wherewithal to lock the door back behind him on the way out
01:48:31.360 He went home and decided not to tell anyone but the preacher that next Sunday.
01:48:35.700 When Sunday came around, he and the preacher went to the preacher's office,
01:48:38.960 and they started looking through historical photos of the church.
01:48:42.700 And after an hour or two, they came upon one photo of the people that used to work in the nursery.
01:48:47.680 It was her.
01:48:48.520 His blood froze solid when he saw the very same woman he had seen not three days before. 0.80
01:48:56.000 Erect.
01:48:56.520 sitting in a photo dated
01:48:58.280 1886.
01:49:00.760 Oh my god.
01:49:03.020 She had feet in that photo
01:49:04.520 and those feet were pristine.
01:49:06.520 They found out what her name was and went out to the cemetery
01:49:08.800 to see if they could find her tombstone.
01:49:10.520 Am I doing that bad?
01:49:12.040 No, I want to know.
01:49:13.380 No, he wants to know.
01:49:15.240 He's just interested.
01:49:18.160 Her grave was located
01:49:19.580 only 10 feet away from the nursery
01:49:21.120 where he had the encounter
01:49:23.980 with her.
01:49:24.520 They were that close to the grave?
01:49:25.760 yeah he said he had never experienced anything like that before or since what do you think about 0.97
01:49:31.980 that matt what where we at with uh ghost shit i don't know you know what's interesting i learned 0.96
01:49:39.660 that fence man there was a passage in the bible where opinion no word people's souls are like 0.96
01:49:45.980 going around they look like i don't know there there was i was listening to mike heiser recently 1.00
01:49:51.560 I mean, he was talking about this passage in the Bible where Mike Heiser, that bitch, that bitch. 0.96
01:49:56.700 He apparently then he was referencing some scripture where the disembodied dead of like of humans were called Elohim, which, you know, he's getting into that's a spiritual designation, like where this thing resides. 0.98
01:50:14.340 You know, that's we've talked about that before, but I wasn't aware of that, that there was any scripture in the Bible that referenced the the.
01:50:21.560 the spirits of dead humans as the elohim well i did meet hulk hogan at a um at shepherds in 0.98
01:50:27.900 clearwater beach actually no shit really yeah what the fuck don't read the chat oh my god but uh okay 0.96
01:50:34.100 here's the intriguing thing it's like elijah and moses show up to talk with jesus yeah what what 0.99
01:50:40.520 was that well well they never died moses never died uh yeah i guess he did well it doesn't really
01:50:46.600 say how he died god took him it does say that there's an argument over his body his body his
01:50:51.520 No, it says Moses died and was buried.
01:50:55.000 Does it say in a mountain in Horeb?
01:50:56.680 I mean, wherever it is, it says he died and was buried.
01:50:59.020 God buried him.
01:51:00.840 God be doing sneaky stuff sometimes.
01:51:02.340 So I don't know.
01:51:03.480 Does like...
01:51:04.220 You think God killed him?
01:51:05.580 I mean, it's like he had to because it says he was 120.
01:51:08.940 His eye hadn't grown dim and he still had the strength of a young man.
01:51:11.680 It doesn't sound like he was dying of old age. 0.98
01:51:13.820 You think you could fuck up 120-year-old Moses? 0.99
01:51:15.800 No. 0.99
01:51:16.320 You think Moses was Nephilim?
01:51:18.020 No.
01:51:18.420 You think Moses had horns?
01:51:20.000 No. 1.00
01:51:20.500 Do you think you could fuck him up one-on-one? 1.00
01:51:22.080 No. 1.00
01:51:22.440 Do you think Moses had a donk on him?
01:51:23.800 Do you think Moses knew any sort of, like, martial arts or anything like that? 0.99
01:51:27.080 I mean, he only did fucking... 0.95
01:51:27.820 I think Moses knew Krav Maga. 0.99
01:51:29.160 You think he knew Krav Maga? 0.99
01:51:30.120 Oh, a lot of eye-gabbing and shit. 0.98
01:51:30.820 You don't think in Egypt they had some kind of... 0.99
01:51:32.840 He was trained in all the wisdom of Egypt.
01:51:35.080 Okay.
01:51:35.400 When he left, he was 40 years old.
01:51:36.800 So from zero to 40, he's been trained in the king's house.
01:51:39.320 So you don't think he was Nephilim?
01:51:40.500 You don't think that's why he wasn't allowed to knock his names?
01:51:42.720 We know his mom and dad.
01:51:43.720 So you're saying that you would take him into one-on-one.
01:51:45.380 so you don't think he learned mma okay you don't think i'm saying no weapons no clothes heroic
01:51:50.820 new you verse moses moses would would beat up five people right now dude any five they didn't
01:51:56.660 know this they didn't know the sweet side 120 he killed a man with his bare hands in egypt okay
01:52:01.220 that man was the scrub hulk hogan could kill a man with his bare hands no he moses versus hulk hogan
01:52:06.980 moses is winning who blaps who who moses is winning easy dude because he had witchcraft and 0.97
01:52:11.620 magic and shit like that oh yeah no he doesn't get to use that he wasn't using that in egypt he 0.96
01:52:16.040 doesn't get to use the horns he came out he killed an egyptian buried him in the sand yeah that's 0.99
01:52:21.000 easy to do no sand is pretty easy to move no not in that quantity you said that part like it was
01:52:27.100 crazy like in the sand in the sand i was like what if he did it in how deep did he bury you guys
01:52:31.380 are never fit like at least six feet dude he didn't just bury him he buried him okay you know
01:52:37.520 those slap competitions covered him can you win in a slap competition he stands at that podium 0.95
01:52:41.800 any modern what if you get first shot no you ever see where the samoans run into each other 0.57
01:52:47.940 and they knock each other out how many dollars could most is fine 10 000 so you think he could 0.73
01:52:53.860 do it do you think he could take out 10 000 toddlers moses was using stop reading the chat
01:52:58.040 and answer the chat d's pd 100 he became gibberee oh did he become gibberee okay moses one-on-one
01:53:05.340 Versus Nimrod.
01:53:06.780 That's why they were trying to look for his body.
01:53:08.280 Moses is crushing.
01:53:09.000 Honestly, can we get, like, you know, a celebrity death match?
01:53:11.580 Yeah.
01:53:11.780 I want to watch, like, biblical...
01:53:13.220 Moses can't beat Nimrod.
01:53:14.980 You don't think so?
01:53:15.340 Moses would crush Nimrod. 0.99
01:53:16.380 What about before he became Gibbereem?
01:53:17.960 I don't like...
01:53:18.440 I don't like how Top's doing that.
01:53:20.140 He wouldn't crush Nimrod.
01:53:20.580 Yeah, he would.
01:53:20.960 What if he just...
01:53:21.660 With his hands, he crushed his skull. 0.89
01:53:24.740 Esau killed Nimrod. 1.00
01:53:25.860 Esau is a different monster. 0.98
01:53:27.500 Oh. 0.99
01:53:28.020 Ooh, Esau, that's kind of a crazy...
01:53:29.980 Moses versus Esau? 0.97
01:53:31.060 Moses is winning all those.
01:53:32.780 Really?
01:53:33.260 Against Esau? 0.97
01:53:33.980 Dude's a savage, bro. 0.95
01:53:34.700 Esau smelled bad and was very hairy. 0.97
01:53:39.260 Okay.
01:53:39.960 So we're saying Moses beats Bigfoot?
01:53:41.880 You're out of your mind.
01:53:42.680 I have a feeling Esau's grappling game was crazy.
01:53:45.440 Easily.
01:53:45.800 I think he was grippy.
01:53:47.480 He came off the mountain.
01:53:48.500 He was glowing.
01:53:49.640 He didn't realize he's still glowing.
01:53:51.380 He had to, like, wrap himself up just to have, like, normal conversations with people
01:53:54.620 because he was, like, trying to talk to people. 1.00
01:53:55.800 No super saiyan shit, though. 0.99
01:53:57.040 Just pretend you're not, like, radiating light from you. 0.99
01:53:59.900 If we get USADA involved and there's a proper weight cut, Moses is not beating anybody.
01:54:03.400 Moses is crushing everybody.
01:54:04.700 a lot of time in the desert he's got the power of god he's like radiating the light of god
01:54:09.640 moses versus david oh moses you think so yeah it's the one where i paused so he picked moses
01:54:18.480 dude no no can we finish the story i don't know there's more stories you're like clicking around 0.61
01:54:22.920 like you're just gonna close stuff you're always shitting on and i don't want you to close it 0.86
01:54:26.460 oh you got no books okay okay relax so back to the thing of ghosts why do you ask me like that 0.96
01:54:32.600 you say ghosts what do you think matt what do you think because what do you think what do you
01:54:36.120 think i think that there i don't think that there's spirits left in uh like like your actual
01:54:41.280 spirit but i think that there's something to impressions that maybe if we're in a place for
01:54:46.520 long enough like it it holds some of our characteristics the earth holds some of
01:54:51.320 our characteristics and maybe even like replicates i don't know why do you think only her feet went
01:54:55.260 to heaven you're saying like you get buried in a certain spot and somehow there's an energy or
01:55:00.540 life force that the earth kind of recreates like you're being okay what do you say i'm not i don't
01:55:07.220 sound it like that i don't think her tombstone being there uh being 10 feet away from where the
01:55:12.040 nursery has anything to do with it i think that she could have been walking around in china you
01:55:15.320 know let me finish china you let me talk china yes or no no i think the reason you would see
01:55:21.680 an apparition like that repeating what it's done previously in the past is because she spent so
01:55:26.680 much time in that nursery oh yeah because her dead body is is buried right next to it i think
01:55:31.380 maybe like the wood in that place has taken on the impression of like sucked her out i kind of i
01:55:37.440 don't know especially if she's really emotional walking that path boom boom boom this stuff is
01:55:41.440 alive like it's called the stone tape theory yeah i was gonna say that but i don't want to get too
01:55:46.800 who was that what was that that was a disembodied voice of uh nancy oh stone tape theory stone tape
01:55:52.200 theory is like uh when you leave your impression on physical objects in this world so that's why
01:55:56.960 people get like haunted items and things like that i just think like this cup if i've drunk
01:56:01.620 i've drank out of it so many times i don't know maybe i think certain things would be better like
01:56:06.740 wood might be better yeah yeah for sure this is plastic this is no it's not it's food grade
01:56:10.880 silicone dude there's a big difference but this is dead those are very valuable it's not a vibe
01:56:14.600 on your shirt yeah this is something was a lot valuable this is expensive he charged me full
01:56:18.920 price for this and then he charged me for the straw dang right and he charges you every time
01:56:22.580 you refill it too dang right it's crazy all right and then because he refuses to clean it buy it 0.98
01:56:28.440 again the wall here is dead sheet rock right rock is dead it doesn't vibrate this is bullshit wood 0.85
01:56:33.080 this doesn't vibrate but you get like really good wood or what about the land itself because i wonder 0.78
01:56:37.200 about that like if you destroyed this structure would the thing still be there because the land
01:56:40.700 is cursed okay but the bottom line is you're saying it doesn't matter where they're buried
01:56:43.900 it's not because like their soul or something's coming up out of their very body you're saying
01:56:48.700 the life that they lived around other live things would have the ability to put forth a hologram if
01:56:54.340 you will maybe it's just like replaying it like maybe i don't know like this wood if this stuff 1.00
01:56:59.320 is alive these materials are like alive it enjoyed when this bitch was walking through the holes and 1.00
01:57:03.740 it was like let's do that again and it just plays it i have no idea lovely man that's actually a 0.92
01:57:08.240 beautiful i just picture myself maybe moving through the food forest my tree's like bro we
01:57:11.800 miss you man 100 like if your kids saw you walking through the food forest just a fair point oh no i
01:57:17.560 don't do that for us don't do that don't do that so you know how her feet were gone do you think
01:57:22.680 matt's ears would still be there or would that be wait so you're saying like all my fruit trees and
01:57:27.580 stuff and like even the oak trees even the ground because all my ground is mulch it's alive yeah
01:57:32.960 probably it's all oh yeah it's interesting pizza's water has a memory he was always like coming
01:57:36.940 through here like taking care of us like he put his hand on us he'd prune us and keep us right
01:57:41.720 man we miss him and it would like project me like kind of just doing my thing maybe maybe it might
01:57:46.360 even project you when nobody's there but like yeah wouldn't be surprised if your grandkids
01:57:50.620 because it loves me so much you're saying it just like no we didn't say that yeah that's kind of
01:57:54.120 what he's getting at well no because some things are like horrific events that are negatively
01:57:58.100 charged yeah and those play out but that wouldn't be the story on my farm you're attributing like
01:58:02.040 we're not talking about your phone you're attributing love to uh the creation we just
01:58:07.280 read about the creation of the sons of god is it part of that i don't think i don't think it's
01:58:12.460 like i think like how worship uh worship could be good or bad but it is intention going somewhere
01:58:18.660 you know what i mean yeah like how does this tie in with their groaning waiting for the
01:58:23.180 manifestation of the sons of god that we just read it in romans you guys just read that that's
01:58:27.860 interesting what is that i don't think i don't think these things care about you specifically
01:58:32.800 i definitely don't think they like you i disagree bro you think your fruit your fruit tree likes
01:58:37.820 you it's like yeah thanks bro that's what it's saying like good yeah and then it grows i think
01:58:42.400 you're just a no i probably like familiar thing it likes he likes your kids no there's a there's
01:58:47.340 a connection man like there is a connection like if you don't work on a farm you don't know i get
01:58:52.220 it no no there's a connection but i don't think it's love or like i think that this just this is
01:58:56.320 like a connection like a symbiotic relationship i disagree it's gotta be love dude that creation
01:59:00.440 is groaning waiting for the manifestation of the sons of god the creation it's not what do you mean
01:59:05.260 No, we're part of a beautiful system, dude.
01:59:08.940 We're part of this lovely system, man.
01:59:11.560 I think when you show up, they groan.
01:59:14.680 No, they're like, oh, there's all these humans.
01:59:17.100 We see these things going by called cars.
01:59:19.540 There's all this other stuff.
01:59:20.500 Wait, you mean to tell me there's things called cars that go by on roads?
01:59:22.780 But there's this one dude that's moving through here.
01:59:24.460 He's feeding us manure.
01:59:25.880 He's feeding us chop and drop from other species.
01:59:28.740 He's making sure we grow to our fullest potential.
01:59:31.020 He cares about us.
01:59:32.380 He's creating this environment and thriving.
01:59:34.000 he's adding animals to the scene we've got the animals i don't think these plants have any side
01:59:38.500 dog they're neutral they're they're they're for god and you are kind of doing a thing
01:59:43.600 you're you're replicating god by creating don't give him more words because he's just gonna keep
01:59:49.960 going that's kind of what you're doing you're you're that's what that's why you like growing
01:59:53.380 the plants because you're not that you are god but this is what god does god nurtures and creates
01:59:58.180 an environment for things to thrive you're just a stand-in you're just you're just watering
02:00:02.660 but what i'm saying is that i think you spend enough time yeah no hold on you don't think when
02:00:08.280 i get out of my car and walk up to my door that like the nectarine trees and the peach trees and
02:00:13.980 avocado trees like dude that's our that's our guy like that's our human that's like they rejoice 0.97
02:00:18.180 bitch when they know i think that's our guy that's our guy like we both i think i think that 1.00
02:00:23.240 they recognize you i don't think that they like dang right they do yeah and i think recognize 0.99
02:00:28.120 enough to replicate but like yeah if i murdered you in your spot then they'd probably replay that
02:00:32.420 too and if he murdered you and then he took your job over they wouldn't miss you at all 0.85
02:00:35.720 this guy crushes he's doing it all now no no disagree 100% whatever dude they'd be like that
02:00:42.080 was our guy dude yeah but they had a better job and then they wouldn't remember you actually no
02:00:46.740 it might be cursed like the land might be cursed 100% but if you if you died and then somebody
02:00:52.360 else came and kept tending this they would just be like maybe it'd be generations of trees would
02:00:57.880 have to go on until they forgot about who was the dude that came to i thinks his trees are
02:01:01.980 gonna miss him this is fascinating they love me bro who was the guy that came in and was told
02:01:06.440 we have a connection man um was it elisha that told the dude go bathe in the in the jordan like
02:01:12.380 seven times elisha yeah and when he comes back after being like reluctant about doing it he's
02:01:17.340 like yo can i take like this dirt oh name it yeah and then he's gonna go put it back on the
02:01:21.840 threshold where so where does he put the dirt does he put it like in his own house no no i think he
02:01:27.240 puts it on the ground actually i think hyzer does a good breakdown of this dude where um he takes
02:01:32.180 it back in uh what is it the god ramon i think the god r-i-m-m-o-n is maybe the one that they're
02:01:38.660 serving there and he says hey man when i'm in there i have to bow down to this god ramon or
02:01:43.920 otherwise the king uh he was a ninevite you just read about jonah right i think um naaman was from
02:01:49.240 nineveh i think either way wherever it was they worshiped this god ramon i think and then he was
02:01:55.160 saying so when i take this earth and put it back down it's a territory thing yeah it's a territory
02:01:59.960 thing yeah he's like i don't want it to be like i'm worshiping ramon but i have to get on my knees
02:02:04.420 there or the king's gonna kill me i want to make sure it's clear i'm worshiping you the true living
02:02:08.960 god right oh that's like a sneaky thing man dirt's powerful that's when tops like oh yeah no the dirt
02:02:15.200 doesn't matter the trees don't love no we just said no no this stuff does matter all right well
02:02:19.820 can you disagree you don't you just told the story you just had raven tell the story about
02:02:24.580 how the land is alive dude well it's yeah so i'm saying it's a lie but i think that you're applying
02:02:30.340 human emotions to this thing i just think that i think the bible does in romans eight we just
02:02:34.720 read it this morning i don't like groaning is not an emotion i mean i'd be groaning groaning
02:02:39.440 but groaning is not an emotion but it's also an emotion does it is it not symbolic that an
02:02:44.280 emotion is happening okay but it's an emotion for them to be completed to and restored to how they
02:02:48.920 were in eden not to this guy watered me you know what i mean yeah hey that was part of how it was
02:02:54.280 in eden man had a good environment what was eden a good environment hey this human's going around
02:02:59.080 he doesn't have to but he's trying to create a good environment for us because he loves us
02:03:02.760 thank you we're getting caught on finish reading this guy's story good god good
02:03:09.320 nancy didn't do that you did wait nancy really quick chime in do you think that
02:03:13.880 matt's trees love him i'm not doing this
02:03:16.440 sure yes why are you seeing it like that oh there you go okay i don't like that i think
02:03:24.800 that's very much hey yeah they love you look at that this is you
02:03:27.760 no nancy it's very telling how you answer this i'm curious what you're taking this
02:03:34.220 always be in the food for a z man always that's like the perfect ratio
02:03:50.400 is that true i think that's true nance i don't think that's true appreciate they don't love you 0.94
02:03:56.640 they appreciate you they see you and when you say yeah that's our guy but love no it's like that's
02:04:02.980 our guy as a matter of fact the default setting of man is supposed to be what you're doing so 0.98
02:04:07.200 they're like yeah do your job do your job bitch pretty much i think that's what they're what 0.97
02:04:11.240 they're doing but i think if you have a if you have a relationship with with this thing it's 0.95
02:04:16.100 more likely to replicate what kind of relationship you can't see you have a strong relationship with
02:04:20.120 the land dude even like jess like when we first got there and we had these giant oak trees no
02:04:24.320 that's not the same relationship like these are our trees like these are our tree can you believe
02:04:29.280 like they're beautiful big oak trees like these are our trees and it was like yeah we had this
02:04:33.420 strong sense of like yeah this is our land like we have to take care of this land like this is rad
02:04:37.540 we don't we're not owed any land on the earth but like we get given a little piece of land on the
02:04:41.960 earth like yeah man i want to steward it right anyway point being is i don't think that that's 0.89
02:04:46.080 a ghost i think that that's a memory and i think that that's reflected by the shit around it i
02:04:50.980 think that they had a fondness for this person did they love it i'm not so sure but they're like 0.91
02:04:56.000 why are you against this whole love thing i don't understand what's happening you're very touchy
02:04:59.720 about it because god's creation is neutral do you love your what in that back area love is not like
02:05:05.440 wrapped into the creation for love for god okay not for you i think these things are about those
02:05:11.300 created in the image and likeness of god i think the animal world what do you mean by love like
02:05:15.580 exactly like one human means love to another like what kind of she's asking you love yeah love what
02:05:24.000 is love like the way yeah love you know what it is to love no agape what does that mean love man
02:05:33.460 a gape you want to gape your tree no you're gaping your trees dog no it's i just all right
02:05:39.720 whatever whatever emotion you want to put toward it fine can we finish the problem when city
02:05:46.440 slickers don't understand a connection to the land i think this is a big deal man he thinks
02:05:50.520 there is no neutrality there is no neutrality they're all on the side of god but i just don't
02:05:55.320 think that they're there oh he hates it the chat's on my side on this one but the chat
02:05:59.140 knows what's up mike says baby don't hurt tree yeah don't actually no more okay
02:06:06.840 one show is too much for you a lot of times man all right hang on let's wrap it up let's wrap it
02:06:14.540 matt is pocahontas yeah he is stop it man yeah you are make matt pocahontas yeah he's doing
02:06:21.100 come on they found out what her name was and went out to the cemetery to see if they could
02:06:27.020 find her tombstone sure enough they found it her grave was located only 10 feet away from the
02:06:30.620 nursery yeah where he had the encounter with her he said he had never experienced anything like that
02:06:35.520 before or since again i'm not sure what to think about this as a christian but again appalachia
02:06:40.720 is one hell of a spooky place these mountains have stories to tell love you guys no that's 0.95
02:06:46.800 fucking it yeah no love yeah oh no you mean oh yeah they like you they appreciate you no like 0.93
02:06:54.300 you guys no love you guys like you guys and i hope this makes it on the next chronicles episode 0.99
02:06:59.860 human being yeah to have for another you're saying there's not love wrapped up in the
02:07:04.680 entirety of creation that god made and god is love not for you that's right kind of rude and mean
02:07:10.660 Well, that's what you brought it to.
02:07:12.500 You brought it here.
02:07:14.680 Ask yourself how we got here.
02:07:16.920 Even like animals do.
02:07:18.200 Say you're a bad parent.
02:07:19.900 Yep, there you go.
02:07:21.600 Not bad, actually.
02:07:23.040 I don't like this.
02:07:24.020 I do not like this.
02:07:24.660 Chat would.
02:07:25.600 I'm not doing this.
02:07:27.420 You look good.
02:07:29.700 Stop it, Nancy.
02:07:30.820 Thank you, Nancy.
02:07:32.100 Okay, okay.
02:07:32.780 Let's get real serious.
02:07:33.860 Are we done with this?
02:07:34.600 Yeah, good lord. 1.00
02:07:35.760 Say you have kids and you treat them bad.
02:07:37.640 They can still grow up and have a good life.
02:07:39.880 It's not a good example.
02:07:40.900 We're talking about wood.
02:07:42.080 If you have animals, they can't just grow up and have a better life.
02:07:46.360 They're 100% dependent on the life you create for them.
02:07:49.340 I am talking about wood that's been cut down and then created into a nursery inside of an old church.
02:07:55.260 Yeah.
02:07:56.180 Yeah, exactly.
02:07:56.840 I think the wood just had a fondness, like the materials.
02:08:00.020 But I don't think it's emotion.
02:08:01.660 I don't think it's love.
02:08:02.480 Love is not an emotion either.
02:08:04.460 You don't ever watch straight Bible?
02:08:05.980 Love is not an emotion, dude.
02:08:07.340 It's a reflection.
02:08:08.300 You know, because it's an absorption.
02:08:09.880 of like that person so the reflection thing the reason i say that is because if it's a horrifying
02:08:15.240 incident it'll show you it'll show you that too that'll be like a haunting so whatever it is it's
02:08:20.760 a retention and a reflection retention of energy good or bad and it's like uh the story that
02:08:25.400 merkle tells her rest in peace no uh that that not not merkle but the lady from jesus culture
02:08:32.160 was saying uh for kim walker how did you get those two people mixed up she was on merkle show
02:08:38.380 where uh there was like uh some sort of warlock don't touch my feet with your feet please stop
02:08:43.480 or which and they would come to the church all the time because there's an energy flowing through
02:08:48.600 there yeah they want that they want that so like there is an energy people are using it uh to
02:08:54.480 receive the holy spirit in there but then there's a guy in the back levitating he's doing some other
02:08:58.040 shit yes yeah it's just this energy it's this thing it's this uh material almost like a thinness
02:09:03.700 of the veil or something like that and so yeah i mean i don't think uh i don't think it's 0.99
02:09:08.760 i don't think it's love i don't think the walls have love you guys are very anti-love dude no
02:09:14.220 it's not that i'm just saying it doesn't make sense in the capacity of love because why then
02:09:17.820 would it reflect a horrifying moment of like a murder or some sort of fucked up reason a loving
02:09:23.180 human has to deal with that has to deal with those emotions but you don't reflect it well now
02:09:28.620 you're like if a human goes through trauma they don't reflect it in the way they live well i can
02:09:33.060 see you trying to get there that's not but it makes a little bit more sense if it's just retention
02:09:37.360 and reflection yeah maybe listen maybe it does love i don't know i can't speak for oh there's
02:09:42.080 my guy there he is no no you are sexual love you're attributing this aspect to it but what
02:09:47.900 we're saying in the end it's going to reflect this strong emotion which may okay which love
02:09:53.580 is not an emotion but one of those things that may reflect is love okay but we're also talking
02:09:57.740 about wood panels on a wall i know but you're just touchy because you know you should have a
02:10:02.440 food forest and you don't and you're like oh maybe if i had the food forest going i would have that
02:10:06.620 strong what i will say is he has a forest he has an actual forest i do have an actual forest where's
02:10:11.660 your forest why can't we just start i don't know what grows in there but it's why can't we just
02:10:15.300 start with the border just go mulberry loquat fig banana what's this we hold on let's finish let's
02:10:21.560 finish what are you talking about it's finished no it's not one more sentence uh love you guys
02:10:26.560 like you and i hope this makes it on the next chronicles episode let me know if y'all
02:10:30.960 want me to send in a few more personal stories from my time as a game warden here the answer
02:10:36.760 is yes do that i've got plenty of them and my wife doesn't listen to me when i tell them to her
02:10:43.920 yeah yeah no i met them i feel like maybe it's a love issue no i feel like he was like saying
02:10:50.960 stuff to her and she probably was like yeah i've heard enough you kind of could i could see that
02:10:54.820 Did she come in here and look around and go like, wow. 0.99
02:10:56.960 You want to experience real love, go plant a tree.
02:10:59.340 All right?
02:10:59.620 And then love that tree.
02:11:00.220 Go dig a hole. 1.00
02:11:01.460 Put some shit on that tree. 1.00
02:11:02.820 Yeah. 1.00
02:11:03.300 Piss on that tree. 0.98
02:11:04.160 That's love, baby. 1.00
02:11:05.420 Love that tree.
02:11:06.420 P.S.
02:11:07.160 P.S.
02:11:07.640 What?
02:11:08.300 I'm a woodworker.
02:11:09.680 Yeah.
02:11:10.460 Yeah, you are.
02:11:10.700 On the side.
02:11:11.700 Yeah, you are.
02:11:12.380 And would love to send Matt something.
02:11:14.400 I know that Top.
02:11:15.040 He doesn't say it.
02:11:15.840 I know that Top doesn't believe in wood and the nature and the connection between man
02:11:21.200 and trees.
02:11:22.100 Okay.
02:11:22.360 So I'm sure Matt would be the only one to appreciate this.
02:11:25.120 I believe in it so much that I will reject the offer because he's going to be putting all of his energy into this wood.
02:11:29.940 All his love.
02:11:30.740 All his love.
02:11:31.760 All his love.
02:11:32.640 Agape.
02:11:33.300 Okay, fine.
02:11:33.940 I'm a woodworker on the side and would love to send y'all something I'm making for y'all in the mail.
02:11:40.920 Let me know if it's okay and where to send it if it is.
02:11:44.340 God bless y'all. 0.99
02:11:45.980 Send it to the fucking standard coffee shop. 0.99
02:11:48.160 CLCL, 1552, Bella Cruz Drive, Suite B, The Village is Florida, 321-59. 1.00
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02:12:38.300 When the last trumpet sounds
02:12:40.400 And the heavens