Tertiary | NDS Chronicles
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Summary
On today's episode of Chronicles, Toplops is joined by Matt for Amy's viewing pleasure, host of Straight Bible, and owner of The Standard Coffee Shop, where you will also find the show's studios. The boys talk about the upcoming Brohemian Grove 8th Anniversary Event, the history of the event, and a very special guest.
Transcript
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Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode of NDS Chronicles, the show where we read your paranormal testimony.
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If you want to send something crazy that happened to you so that we can read it and ridicule you on our show, it's ChroniclesNDS at gmail.com.
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Go ahead and type it out. Send it and we'll make fun of you. And maybe something good will come of it. I don't know.
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I'm David Lee Corbo, a.k.a. The Raven. That's Top Lops, the father of disinformation.
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What's up? We are joined by Matt for Amy's viewing pleasure.
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host of straight bible and uh owner of the standard coffee shop where you will also find
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the nbs studios if you come here you get some coffee you could also come and hang out with us
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and um you know that's cool also before we get into the show guys patreon.com forward slash
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nephilim death squad tops doing some technical stuff we don't need to pull it up you guys know
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what the fucking website looks like patreon.com is where you're going to find early access to
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episodes ad-free listening experiences access to communities of dangerous retards we have groups
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on telegram discord and twitter also on discord is where our weekly bible study is we have one
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happening tonight i believe uh no wednesday nights today's wednesday i'm sorry tuesdays
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are for the lord dummy uh wednesday nights we're doing bible studies when i say we're
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i mean i i'm not doing shit you mean them they them are doing it together and uh and it's
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fantastic so the community is coming together and they're getting into scripture if you want
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to be a part of that let us know we'll send you the link also discount codes off of merchandise
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from toplobstah.com where not only you're going to find our t-shirts that are all designed
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by mop gobstah but you're also going to find uh tickets to brohemian grove 8 8 i'm gonna read that
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list of people off again uh shit i don't have it oh yeah i do guys there's a lot of the homies
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there people that you're familiar with uh from the show's history ed mabry dr heather lynn uh
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perry and brandon of hidden in plain sight paranoid american cheney donut is gonna be
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there demon erasers looks like we're gonna have a jt follows jc uh schema news network laura baker
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all the homies are gonna be there the list goes on and on it's actually quite long and a very
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special hidden surprise that's so cool guys we got a fucking hidden guest yeah we got a hidden
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guest it's gonna be i'm not gonna tell anybody i'm not even gonna say anything i'm excited it's
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a banger i'm excited for the hidden guest i'll let you guys i'll let oh you'll be fun
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speculate endlessly we'll never confirm though speculate in the chat we'll we won't look we we
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i mean we'll look but we won't tell you anything i'm not gonna be a lot of fun we're joined here
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by matt today look at there he is again did we say that already that we did but it's fine let's
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do it again what is glint no you know can you get in the shop what are you doing i'm in the shop
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why are you eating a whole brownie it's a brownie i thought you were keto dog no these guys bars are
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legit dude i think i had those ones got it oh man dang it you know what laura loomer we could
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get laura loomer at the event what if we already planning on being there okay hear me out guys
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all the dangerous retards and all the guests involved what if we all what if we all feigned
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support for israel and we had fake disdain for palestine and that way she can really get whipped
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up into a frenzy and we can all look at each other and go oh shit look at her go this would
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be a really great guest to have oh yeah but he's overseas overseas he's too far yeah yeah yeah
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honestly i might have made more of a uh attempt to make content with that guy guys do some serious
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guesses yeah can you guess for sure i mean for realsies i want you to make me feel uncomfortable
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when i read the name oh shit yeah so then i go well now you've read every single name so if you
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don't click on the next one then they're gonna know it's them somebody that's alive is coming
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I was going to say I would never invite Charlie Kirk.
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we stopped midway through somebody's story.
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I don't remember whose story it was at all.
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In a timely fashion, that was actually really quick.
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but we're going to get into Spellbound's story.
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uh it might have just been the email that we were come on i'll read no you can't read if we don't
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have it chat is this real also matt where's your computer good god no that's a bible that's a book
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that's what i keep with me you guys do the laptop thing oh that's your computer yeah honestly i'm
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gonna jump straight into this one because it's really fantastic and if we figure it out later
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on this this uh title really got me it says jeff probst demon face watermelon baby harvesting
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operation did he fake jesus experience got me i'm in what are we doing so you know and this is from
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becca um so becca she won the lottery here oh there's even pictures oh damn becca okay we're
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doing pictures and shit oh they're ai generated photos this is actually a banger it's in the email
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not in the very organized this reminds me of when like in school you could get a good grade even if
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it was like a bad report but you did offer like pictures and stuff with it yeah yeah oh i know
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i know becca this is reb reb are you in the chat no we'll find out um it says hello again top and
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david specifically no mention of matt very good this is very good great start awesome explosion
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no matt no matt um it's me reb sims and you've been uh docs but reb is is a long time member
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of the community i'm very sure we've said her name a bunch of rib becca becca rebecca rebecca
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I always thought it was like Reba McIntyre vibes whenever I see that name.
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He's just going to run into the audience and just tee everybody up.
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Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing until they get TKO'd.
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I just want to say it's been amazing being part of the NDS family.
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I'm not going to get into all the names, but you guys know who you are.
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I've never actually felt more a part of a church than with NDS.
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And being that I'm an ex-PK, I'm sorry, ex-PK, penguin kid, pastor's kid.
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you can retire from that uh from being a pastor yeah don't know oh okay pastor rick's retired
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well he's kind of still there oh i think it's just that he walks what are you saying matt
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i mean can you really retire from a position like that that just seems wild like if god calls you
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to be a pastor then one day you're like yeah i'm packing it up because in america you just retire
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when you hit a certain age well he's old as shit how old man that's this guy he had cancer he's
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old he's tired he's fucking super old let him be done i guess i just don't know what it means to
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be retired you better show some fucking respect to pastor man what's the matter with him i can't
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wait to have him on oh yeah pastor rick's gonna be on the show apparently i'm gonna bring up the
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fact that the raven stopped going to church like that's gonna be like my first thing i bring up to
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him i have to i have to i have to go back yes and i'm not gonna say anybody's names uh maybe maybe
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this guy will hear this lobster no maybe this guy will hear this why do you say it like that no
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wrinkly shirt because i can't say anything without him doing that this is a green shirt he is like a
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soundboard you know the one that you never press yeah yeah yeah so this guy uh i'm not gonna say
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his name but you know who you are if you're out there hit me up and i guess i'm gonna i'm gonna
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you know kind of reveal a thing to him but he hits me up and it's this long message about how
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um he's you know he sees a lot of himself in me and and stuff like that not any gay way
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no not inside each other and um he had this like falling away because of all the stuff that we've
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talked about in this show and then he came back because of this relationship away with what like
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with his church because of a lot of the same stuff that we talk about and and then like something
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happened it's a personal relationship with his pastor also not gay and he's basically expressing
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that he it's on his heart to tell me to come back and then he i watched this in real time he deletes
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it and then he types it out again slightly differently but same heart of the story what
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was the platform that it was on that you could see it get deleted and then twitter twitter oh
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the tweeter you can see he was commenting yeah and then he uh types it out again he deletes it again
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types it out again deletes it again and the last the last time he types it out it literally says
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i have tears in my eyes right now and i'm like okay dude yeah like i didn't respond to him so
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he not understand that you're just not going because you're sleepy though like he thinks it's
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like this super deep thing he doesn't realize you're just sleepy and that's why you quit going
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on we're up every sunday morning it's uh my son is off of school so it's we're going to the gym
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i've been having the the pleasure of taking my 11 year old to the gym uh every day with me which is
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fantastic but uh yeah so i'm gonna go back also had a dream matt i'd actually like to get your
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your uh opinion why do you always wait till we're on the show do you like you never talk to me as
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like buddies anymore it's just like oh yeah it's only for the show guys aren't buddies yeah i mean
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there's a schedule up there see it so remember how last time i told you i had this dream and i
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was inside that storefront and there was this greasy demon and i like oh no not the other one
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and um it was family members with the panther that came down the stairs and i stabbed down that
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you're from yo girl didn't give you the sword the girl didn't give me the sword same road
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also at night very strange so i'm on that road again it's nighttime i'm being met by some familiar
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faces that are like chatting me up and all of a sudden i look behind me my shadow comes up out
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of the ground huge shout out to sport dream oh shout out to sport dream by the way they shouted
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me out which was nice for fucking roasting the shit out of dave portnoy um i'm glad you're getting
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shout outs it's nice somebody finally fucking recognized um so my shadow rises up out of the
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ground and it's a bowl okay hang on hang on so it's a daytime dream nope it's nighttime but you
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still have a shadow there's still enough of a street light i guess so street but the shadow
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that's like a flat shadow i turn around and i go oh shit and i watch this thing turn into a bowl
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it's just a giant black bull comes out of the ground all of this is pointing back to your past
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it's a town from your past it's a shadow that's behind you it's what else is going on in this
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dream uh there's just like there's some familiar faces from my past your face from all this stuff
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pointing back to your past so but your shadow's like a bowl that ultimately you're going to fall
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in a bowl not a bowl a what a bowl like with horns oh a bowl like an animal yeah a bowl i don't know
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i thought you were saying like a bowl i thought you were going like this no like yeah i wasn't
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sure what he was saying either comes up out of the ground well now yeah like what's the passage
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is it an isaiah passage where he says the bulls abation have compassed about me like it's a it's
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a reference to when he's on the cross like the bulls bad thing associated with uh
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bail as well like yeah so you just got some demonic stuff from your past you still haven't
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dealt with and it's following you around like my sons have fainted they lie at the head of all the
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streets as a wild bull in a net they are full of the fury of the lord they rebuke of thy god yeah
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you have you have something demonic from your past following you around like a shadow like
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like this thing keeps referencing itself of your past it's a street from your past it's a store
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from your past it's faces from your past but he's like you're still not getting the point raven
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you're still getting the point it's on top you like a shadow yeah all those gay thoughts could
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be the gay thoughts from your past i'm that i had particularly on that road okay i don't like that
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so i know it's not that i see the bull and i'm like a little kind of like excited and i grab it
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by its horn like i've got a side okay almost like side mount on it and i've got both of its horns
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and i like get it to stop thrashing and then i pin this thing to the ground on its side and like
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you know how you would put a dog on its side and so you dominate it yeah literally kept it there
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until it stopped thrashing until it totally submitted and then i got up and it just laid
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there so you have power and authority over this thing i don't know and that was like the the the
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whole dream i just put the thing on its side yeah i like that calmed it down i like that like a dog
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like you would go i don't know what the thing is and whatever it is we probably don't want to bring
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it up on the show in front of 30 000 of our closest friends it could be all the gay thoughts
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but uh or the gay sex the bottom line is like once you took it on you had authority over it
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i don't like that but i don't know what what from that from that uh from that era of my life i mean
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look at that see i see a lot of myself in raven oh what is this why are you guys
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being in me why keep you son of a bitch uh but i thought it was an interesting uh dream okay so
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back to this way less than stop it and uh being that i'm an ex-pastor's kid says a lot so yeah i
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agree it is remarkable that reb comes from an actual household where her father was a pastor
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right and she's finding you know community and and calling this her church which is you know i
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just said gay sex probably not not right well a lot of the pastor kids just feel like they got
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shafted like the dad was a dad that is a problem as opposed to like the kids in their own house
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where the pastors shaft the kids which is intriguing okay i don't like that language but
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uh which is intriguing it does beg the question like should you be a pastor while you still have
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your own kids in your own home uh as long as you're beating them i don't see any problem with
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it yeah that's a good question yeah because you have to pass to everybody else how are you doing
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that with your not only that it says like uh if your children are unruly then you're not fit to
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uh when he's who's he talking to timothy he's paul talking to timothy then you can't uh shepherd
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the house of god because you can't shepherd your own household how could you shepherd the house of
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god well how do you know if you have unruly kids until you've seen them to adulthood you know what
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i mean like it's true i don't know it just seems wild the way we the problem is we've set it up
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like a career like an american career and so you start your career when you're done with high
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school you do like the next thing and then boom you go into your career just like everybody else
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as you raise a family but it's just i don't know i think it begs the question of should we do it
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that way i don't know should a man prove himself like through raising a family through a career
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through a natural life before he graduates to spiritual leadership but if he's a real ass
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nigga he could do both well i think there's a place for that but it may not necessarily be
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shepherd or pastor but but again like we've taken all of the entirety of the church and like the
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governing body within the body of christ and we put it in one role pastor he's a if he's a super
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good daddy he could be a super good church daddy hmm maybe alberino would probably be a good pastor
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oh you think so it's good daddy he would have to change his outfit though i think that's a non
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oh no you can't preach non-negotiable all right so here let's actually get through this story
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because we've got three sentences in um i have been truly edified by david's growth in christ
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that's very nice so cool to see god working through him and feel honored to be a part of
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the journey so much of what he's experiencing i am as well okay so what i'm experiencing she is as
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well um it's really amazing great you know women resonate with me whatever they feel i'm also
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feeling i just really you know resonate with uh very feminine i guess i was raised by a girl i
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don't want to be a girl um well that's so raven that's my favorite shirt um so it's really amazing
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to see it's a testament to god's work especially amazing because i am not a new christian but in
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so many ways i feel new in christ all the time because i don't know shit and god is always doing
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work in heart that's great having four kids hell yeah based can make one very weary at times
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especially having multiple toddlers at one time you really need to try the beating them thing but
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you know whatever yeah yeah four toddlers holy uh no no no when you get to four they're like
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entertaining each other no matt matt that's silly you don't know that that's like a note talk to
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anybody with four or five six kids have two more that's your problem start entertaining with two
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or three you're constantly taking care of them you get into four five six they keep each other
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entertained oh and benjamin when he was at my house he was like yeah yeah i'm gonna have more
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kids right and i was like get the fuck out of my house he knows he does he have four he's got like
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four of us like do you know what this is like that it's easier when you have the more keith
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also has four yeah i mean i don't know i had two and it got it went from hard to twice as hard
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right yeah yeah so now we're talking three times as hard then we're talking four times as hard i
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had this stupid thing where you know don't clip that leaning i so hard uh i had this thing where
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i took a show away from my son i think i told you about it it's like al house on disney and i was
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like you can't fucking watch that dude he's like oh okay no problem so then he goes to watch this
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other shit it's called young sheldon and it's basically about the character from the big bang
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theory yeah and i'm like this little fucking autistic nerd kid and i'm listening to it and
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every single episode is basically his mother who is christian being super dumb because she's faith
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driven and simple and he is autistic and highly scientific and information driven and so it's
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just constantly her looking like shit and i kind of stopped and i was like you know what though
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he's not going to i can't shield him from the way that the world mocks christianity
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um i wasn't shielded from that and i came around to a place where like
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no there's something going on with your laundry dude it's just so wrinkly
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No, I just can't imagine you guys trashed me for my outfits
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and you show up with something that's been wrinkled up in the laundry
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Wade says, how many toddlers do you think you could take in a fight?
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I don't think there's an amount of toddlers I couldn't take in a fight.
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I think you could just keep them coming and I'll just keep killing them.
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yeah there's no difference no you could take you just get a little tired you can't be 10 000
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toddlers what uh i think with that attitude you can't yeah exactly i don't think you'd be nobody
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can beat 10 000 toddlers okay nobody couldn't beat 10 000 samson that killed off like a thousand
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with the jawbone of an ass i mean like that was grown men samson was a nephilim no he was just
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a big black he's in hebrews 11 so francis and ganu he couldn't take out 10 000 is it 10 000
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did we say here's the thing are we talking about toddlers that have like uh they're just regular
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toddlers they don't have drive storage can't even stick around to hear her own story she's got to go
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okay okay okay okay we're gonna get back to it i think you would scare the first couple of toddlers
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but you know the rest of them yeah but i'm talking about a hive mind oh that's scary that's different
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I'm constantly asking God to humble me and break me because I am nothing without him.
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Because being able to even just birth four healthy kids is the ultimate prize.
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And I owe him my whole heart, body, mind, soul, and spirit.
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all right crushing crushing just to preface i never use demon chat gpt uh-huh but i did in this
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case to create images best to describe my dreams because i'm a very visual person honestly it
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creepily got it so spot on um okay so we do have that and i'll end up sharing those in a little bit
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we have uh images from chat gpt i have had so many crazy dreams since the last time i wrote in
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the first time i wrote in i shared some dreams and my sleep paralysis experiences from my childhood
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but i would love to share with you all what's recently been happening in my dream town oh
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shit she got a dream she got a whole town i mean she got a dream town sometimes you got to go to
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dream town i think it's pretty self-explanatory reb gotta no i'm saying is there a familiar is
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there a town that shows up over and over in the dreams reb are you the mayor of your dream town
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no she's just visiting oh you're just passing through okay some of them even involve you two
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all right oh shit i hope that i get retarded what about spotify and apple am i the mayor of
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your dream oh interesting might be do i have a high position of authority in dream town
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maybe a police officer no more dreams in dream town no more dreams uh some of you okay so even
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involve you two i'll just go ahead and get those out of the way okay cool hell yeah start with us
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uh okay first what i had brenna from the chat shout out brenna hi brenna the there is like a
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community of of girl squatting in the chat which is very uh i think that's pretty cool um now
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they're not allowed to you know teach or or lead anything and they just have to stay there and talk
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to each other and and that's fine but i do think it's pretty cool um and brenda she says she loves
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you i went to brohemian grove together oh brenda and her went to brohemian grove together we were
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supposed to be in charge of the merch table okay we wouldn't see we wouldn't do that you wouldn't
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be in charge of anything uh when we arrived it was kind of like a saturday market setup like a
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like a um farmers market maybe the fuck is it when we arrived fucking saturday market uh set
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up where there was a bunch of tents and tables set up actually very cool we were setting up the
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merch i don't know why that's in quotes it's weird and top was stressing us out about the
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details and asking us a million questions and giving us heat so we decided to get hot dogs
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okay okay first off not true i don't i don't micromanage you would definitely you would well
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they're women so you have to no you might have been super stressed like well no it's supposed
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to be black shirts then white shirts not white shirts then black shirts what are you guys doing
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we didn't even have shirts last time so i actually don't see that happening that isn't true i was
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pretty chill with the the everything that happened i think we were too overwhelmed by whatever our
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responsibilities were yes but in this case yes do your job because women i don't trust you got to
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make sure um so you decided to get hot dogs which is a a nice yeah i agree with that move and lo and
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behold david's son was at the hot dog tent hell yeah shock uh what's so crazy is he was super tall
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motherfucker obviously never met any of you before in real life but he was super tall and just filling
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up on the glizzies it's so crazy the idea that like the lore of this show is affecting the
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listeners dreams not good that is a nightmare pretty good is it yeah i think it's it's got to
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feel pretty bad uh i just remember seeing four or five in his hands and he was super kind and
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friendly it sounds like him uh that was actually the end of that dream short and sweet also
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hilarious okay the next dream i had was i met up with david and top and their wives uh in what
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seemed to be a house but it was small and it felt humid as fuck that was david's house no it's not
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my no it's not dude my house is is always well cool david keeps his house temperature on 69
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jungle 69 that's not true i keep it on 69 he keeps his house temperature on peru no that is absolutely
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not true i like it to be very cold in the house uh not true yeah yeah you know why because i go
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around the house i work out i do like chin-ups and stuff and then i need to be cold when i when
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i get off the chin up bar uh which makes me feel like i was in florida all right there it seemed
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like i was there to pray with you guys or something and there we keep he keeps the house
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hot when we we would go over i don't think so i think he keeps it ice cold all the time because
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he's like a hot dog eating like no but when i'm ready like hot guy but when you show up it gets
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hot no hey he opens up he opens up the window and it opens up the door and it's like humid
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lady clinton where he called me a hot guy are you uruguay or paraguay uruguay i mean no uruguay
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no uruguay but it not like in the south american sense like the tainos like the natives like my
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family's just rapist invaders from spain yeah okay yeah he keeps it at 83 that's what they did
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they came down they fucking dominated his house has its own ecosystem fuck you you tiny little
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no i could see him keeping it ice cold where he's just like i'm so hot i love it he grows algae
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that's not true in the house i lived in a place before this that was i could see him having one
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room like that where he just closes the vents the tropical room yeah the tropical room like
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and then he kind of pushes you into that room and you come over well the key is when people come
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over you don't want them to stay very long so you do turn the temperature up uncomfortable and you
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make it a little way and you like to i take a spray bottle and i all over the walls and furniture
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yeah i just when i was there just this overwhelming feeling of like you were never there not want me
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to be there no you've never been there literally doesn't like he doesn't like very rude and
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uncomfortable you go there and he goes he's like people i don't know when people come over my place
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i don't know what to do my body he's like if i want to talk to matt i'll talk to him on the show
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yeah yeah yeah i put you in the living room and then i go first david the type of dude to be like
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uh like you go to his house he's like oh yeah throw his shoes and then like put his feet on
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the couch yeah like this and then you go to his couch and he's like whoa no shoes
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you gotta sit on the floor because I know you were just sweaty
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at the gym and you can't sit on my surface
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and nasty at my house and go sit on the white couch
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with your food you're not just having food on the white couch
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yeah and i did eat a lot of it because it was really good she's not gonna not have like good
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barbecue it was so good uh and there was like these sauces you can just ladle onto the meat
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i mean god you know at the end of the day maybe the bowl was actually symbolic of like all beef
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hot dogs or beef barbecue well i had to stop the hot dogs because they were giving me burps and
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farts yeah and uh they were smelling badly yeah yeah i see that yeah yeah all right so uh there
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were these this is at our house and and uh you know just kicked out the pores oh she kicked out
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the portion no she's not like she's such a killer at five minutes she's such a murderous 29 minutes
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29 minutes let's read this uh there were those metal fold-up chairs set up as if others were
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coming too almost had a home church feel then all of a sudden everybody's like so desirous for you
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that says all of a sudden hell yeah it's all of us hell yeah rev all of a sudden top started
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convulsing and thrashing thrashing himself about the room i remember he was trying to cuss but his
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words weren't really coming out like his jaw was locked shut and spit was flying out what nasty
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and his words and his wife his wife had an extremely worried look on her face because of
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how violently he was thrashing no shit about himself top was getting nasty himself about
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i was having a seizure he was having a fucking stroke dude no have some respect i don't like
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this good god man she looks behind her shoulder at me like help and i just began to pray and yell
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at the top of my lungs in the name of jesus you have to leave now whoa and top instantly stopped
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and we all just kind of looked at each other like what the fuck was that and carried on because you
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guys were about to present something just like all right now that's done anyway you guys are
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about to present something about what felt like disclosure stuff man that's interesting there was
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a tv in the middle of the room and top was trying to get it to work for the presentation all the
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sudden she's fucking with you all the sudden no that's not how let's go rev all the sudden an
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older couple walked in and top's wife walked to them as if they were her parents a white older
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couple all right that's them the lady short blondish gray hair short stature and was dressed
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kind of fancy in a yellow tweed skirt suit and was clutching the arm of an older white gray haired
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man who was also dressed nice they came in very judgy like they were scared of what was to come
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uh but judging the event is the best way i could describe uh i could describe it so i got on a
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phone call from my husband uh and he was telling me something was going down over oregon oh that's
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interesting i looked up and this guy's face was all distorted it looked like how vhs's would look
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when they would skip with tracking lines in it i even heard static noises that's fascinating
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it was eerily quiet then all the sudden no she's now she's like she's gaslighting you you know
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that right no he doesn't know my fucking friend and she knows how to say cool words and phrases
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she knows how i speak dumb she knows she speaks just like me for real uh so something was going
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down over oregon i looked up this guy's face was all okay i heard static noises it was eerily quiet
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then all of the sudden huge booms were heard and shit got nuts everyone then started to run out of
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the house and we were all outside like an action movie i could see myself running and you two
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running behind me and behind us were huge booms of light like fireworks in the sky um and that
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was the end of that fuck that's the picture yeah and there's matt all off center this match is
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fucking rolling around the entire room all around the whole room what a great picture look at me i
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that grabs sims uh well that's and then is it darth vader behind her it's so funny because it
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just says top lobster on your face and then my face says raven i like that we have like gold
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medallions we dress like cops something like that we had a costume okay but nevertheless this is an
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apocalypse dream this is like an end of the world vibe stream many such case i have so many of those
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um that's a crazy one right i like freak out it doesn't seem much like a seizure it seems more
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like possession and well yeah because the seizure doesn't stop when you call on jesus or has anybody
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ever tried john g lake you there's you should read the john g lake book you can't read i can't
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yeah you should read the bible i mean i'm not reading the bible i'm listening to it he chooses
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not to no i don't choose not to i'm listening to it because i can't read the image is funny
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because chad gpt made you guys police okay so that wasn't on purpose yeah all right interesting
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by the way i came across something and i wanted to ask you about this is about the bible
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so where and i'm not saying it doesn't um this is a genuine question only on the show
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yeah well because what am i what else am i gonna ask you i don't see you on the show it's good
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anything funny about the straw no what's wrong with the straw sorry go ahead why would you do
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with the straw no i just didn't know if it tasted all right i don't like that that's the worst thing
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to do to somebody you know put this in your ass she's got on the table and sat on it um okay so
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banana haze if you guys come to the shop get a banana haze it's really good cinnamon in it
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cinnamon it's just banana and hazelnut and cinnamon i think i don't know we gotta ask
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rory and potatoes so what was the question no zucchini so so it was genesis 3 when um
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this whole transgression happens in the garden and the serpent is is you know cursed to crawl
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on his belly and the word that's used in the original hebrew is nakash right i think so and
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pull it up on blb nakash translates to like the shining one but it also translates to like serpent
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or snake um i think it might have like one other translation and what's interesting is the next
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instance that you see of satan well let's see what nakash says first yeah the serpent the nahas
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where is where do people get the translation the shining one because it's how it's pronounced
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well i think if you go down uh okay uh fleeing serpent mythological maybe if you keep going
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uh nope maybe a little bit uh oh my gosh a snake
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see the root yeah this is like this can go pretty deep use of the consolation of the serpent or
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dragon i'm not seeing anything around uh the shining one though which is what i hear a lot
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of people say the nakash means the shining one well i think it does maybe in a different form
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maybe that same root word but it's in a different well you know while we ponder that i don't think
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it doesn't look like we're gonna get answers but i guess use that snake as well like because if you
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kept scrolling it was referencing moses when he throws his stick to the ground it turns into a
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snake right so the next instance that we see of of satan is job maybe that word isn't translated
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shining one maybe maybe there's a different word that gets translated like the shining one that's
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interesting because that's been a uh that's the case that's been a misconception of mine for some
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time that i've been espousing and people have been not checking me on um but the next instance that
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we see of satan is is job right and there's no wait you're saying all the way from genesis to
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job there's no mention of satan no it's in numbers but yeah i mean i'm saying chronologically
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speaking like job is one of the earliest books after is it so yes that's been my understanding
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before you're saying job is after adam the story no we're talking about no no you're saying job
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the story of job happens after adam yes oh it does i think so the story of job i mean it must
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happen after adam if adam was the first man well you're saying there was nothing going on before
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adam no no no no no i'm just saying like in the in the sequence of events no i've heard a very
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interesting study that job was before adam oh that's interesting something going on but i'm
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not saying i agree with it i'm just saying i heard an interesting study on it one time so would that
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make job not completely human it made him a non uh descendant of adam which jesus died for the
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descendants of adam which is pro it's probably easily refutable joe was black there's probably
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somebody even in the chat who can go through it and uh easily refute it with something from
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scripture but it was an interesting study but that's why i always okay well here's we're going
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to derail too much from from my question my question is at what point is the correlation
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obviously drawn between the character that is satan and the serpent in the garden i know there's
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revelation where you know the dragon uh is cast down he takes like a i don't know if this is the
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same instance but um he's referenced as the serpent of old or like this the serpent from
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ancient times so there's like it's an insinuation that satan is the serpent from the revelation
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he's called like that old serpent called the dragon maybe some kind of reference like that
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but like wait so you're just seeing so he can shape ship so he showed up in front of adam in
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a certain form well what i'm saying is i didn't know that that was the only solid correlation
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that points to satan and in particular the satan of revelation being the same character that is
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the snake in the garden well it's like a lot of things dude there's layers to it it's just like
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when you talk about if there's a pre-trib rapture or not like like you can look at layers you can
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go through the scripture and go line upon line and some people can prove a pre-trib rapture just
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like some people can uh prove a post-trib rapture but one of the things they do is they do a type
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right as they'll say like Enoch was a type of the rapture like Noah there was there was a body of
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believers if you will that went through the flood but there was one Enoch who was a type of the
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rapture that went before the flood right okay and so in other ways there's like maybe it doesn't
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necessarily exactly say that serpent was uh Satan in the garden but the way he tempted Jesus
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is very similar to the same way he did with Adam it's just interesting because I would have
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imagined at some point you know you would come across a verse that said and satan who was also
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in the garden like you know like something that was very clear like that but one of those passages
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does in uh yeah it says you were in the garden you were in the garden of you says you were in
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eden it's got to be either um in ezekiel or isaiah if we can type it up to say like just type in you
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were in eden the translation that you're talking about of the shining one is a lucifer son of the
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morning son of the morning star that could be like shining one but lucifer is hillel and then
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sun is the morning star uh beneha so sons yeah yeah and then the morning is sahar so that's uh
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that's when you're going to hear that terminology used that's in isaiah that's interesting though
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that's interesting can we can we pull up the one word uh what's this nancy pulled this up
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what were we looking what does this say in hebrew in the hebrew bible the phrase shining one
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translates to the word halal that's exactly what i was saying uh this term is derived from the root
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halal meaning to shine to praise the sense of brightness that's wild then because is that what
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halal is that's what we've been eating i don't need that oh should we be eating that um that's
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just fascinating because i i don't know where i got this idea then that the nakash meant the
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shining okay well here it is another relevant term is nakash the word translated as serpent
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in genesis 3 1 it originates from a root meaning to shine okay so i i thought the way i was suggesting
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the creature was the shining one or radiant being which seems a lot closer talking over each other
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it seems a lot closer to lucifer yeah sorry for talking over you no that's all right i was doing
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the same thing uh man that's interesting okay so i that wasn't some total bullshit then anyway
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okay we back wait what were we getting into though uh just the idea that it's never really
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plainly laid out that the serpent is the same character that is satan you think god just leaves
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room for like you can believe whatever you want to believe no no no i don't think that that's the
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case i just find myself i find myself no no i'm saying that's not the angle that i'm coming from
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i'm just saying i'm i'm surprised to find that the correlation isn't much more obvious i i kind
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of imagined that there would be some verses that explicitly stated and you satan who were there in
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the garden who tempted you know like something like that there is where do we here i'll pull it
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up go ahead i'm gonna keep reading this in the meantime my laptop it's also like i like
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jeb's explanation where it's like more of a hive mind so satan not being one specific entity which
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is like yeah i would agree i think heiser used to say that too yeah but if we like like you said he
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was an angel and and i don't know i'm starting to disagree that he might have been an angel
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he presents himself as an angel but satan is many things like thou has been in eden the garden of
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god every precious stone was your covering the sardius topaz the diamond the barrel the onyx
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the jasper the sapphire the emerald and the carbuncle and gold oh which looks like the um
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coat of many colors no but it but maybe could be tied to that but i don't think what is that called
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the um the suit if you wouldn't have said that i was it was right on the tip of the priestly robes
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yeah but it was the um well it was the priestly robes it was just that as soon as we stopped
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talking about i remember the name of it but so like yeah so he was like in some priestly role
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it looks like in the eternal realm the workmanship of thy tabrets and of thy pipes was prepared in
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the in the day that you were created so it looks like this entity which a lot of us think is uh
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lucifer uh was created and had actually like musical instruments like built within them yeah
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like built within them now a lot of people go he was a worship pastor in heaven like
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again i don't think we're i've never heard anybody say that worship pastor in heaven
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yeah uh yeah it's like a somewhat common thing man uh but but here's why thou are the anointed
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cherub so when we ask like was he an angel wasn't he was a cherub you are the anointed cherub
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and i set these though you were upon the holy mountain of god that was walked up and down in
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the midst of the stones of fire ephod the ephod right yeah what's the ephod it's like that vest
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The Urim and the Thummim was the other thing I was thinking of.
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Yeah, that the Nakash might have had this in the garden.
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But you were perfect in your ways from the day that you were created
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But then one day iniquity was found in him.
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you ever seen this that shit is like the ultimate pimp like that and ice plate thing and there can
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be a uh yeah like he was that in the eternal that's some captain planet shit yeah just plate
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combined eat this apple but this is in ezekiel 28 where it's a lamentation against the king of
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tyrus so somebody says no i don't think that's speaking of lucifer or satan that maybe maybe
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they're right they're right but this is this looks like it fits the bill a lot okay all right but
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yeah i mean what is satan though is it just one thing or is it all those things i mean he seems
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to have a very distinct person like he's a very distinct person would you say the spirit of the
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antichrist is synonymous with satan i mean synonymous i don't know if i would exactly call
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it that but yeah it's definitely affiliated with like the so there is the antichrist right and then
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there's many antichrist plural john talks about all these and then there's the spirit of antichrist
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fj fool is asking who's being addressed in ezekiel 28 it's the king of tire right yeah which a lot
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of people think that that's being addressed that that's like a metaphor above and below kind of
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thing yeah that it fits because in another place uh what's that one the king of tire is that what
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that one was because another place isaiah speaks of um he's referencing the king of that might be
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tire as well but he references the king and the prince i don't know this is a better study if
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if you're if i'm ready to do it but uh there's because there's just a lot going on babylon is
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who okay prince i think he references the king of babylon and the prince of babylon and this one
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references the king attire and the prince attire so like an earthly entity that's ruling over that
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territory but then a spiritual entity that's ruling over that territory and they look the
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same so i don't know i don't know at the end of the day we have an enemy that's going hard against
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does sure yeah if it's this guy exactly he's like this i don't know i don't know the new
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testament tells us to not be ignorant to the wiles of the devil um the captain planet thing is
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actually really spot on with my powers combined i am what's that guy saying i don't know okay you
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want me to read no okay fine to set the scene in real life it was cut this is the next stream
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to set the scene in real life it was a couple of months after i had my first son in 2015 it was a
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hard start at the time my husband and i were not together and both not living for the lord
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but i had a relationship with god it was just complicated can you imagine the church how they
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would talk about that and say oh the pastor's kid you know having a kid not even married that
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would be rough man yeah the i know the jehovah's witnesses are really bad with that kind of shit
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it's like all about gossip and dirt on on this other person you know the other yeah members so
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that you can jeopardize basically they're standing within the church and they're standing among their
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family members and they're standing among the 144 000 which is a lot of life in the earth realm
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is tough dude it's tough i had been through a lot of crazy shit and was trying to get on the right
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path i was living at my parents house and had a really nice setup my son was staying in the room
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on the other side of my room jack and jill bathrooms in between i was exclusively nursing
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and every night i laid him down and i would be in there nursing him praying in the spirit
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asking god to protect him i was so terrified of sid's sid's is a crazy thing i think sid's is
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just a made-up shit for when the doctors fucking accidentally kill your kid we had a nephew die
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from sid's was it with the doctors i mean who who to your point who knows exact no no no it was in
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the home i was in the home and jess was terrified of it too bella used to sleep in a um fucking
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bella used to sleep in a car uh seat yeah in between us oh that's crazy for a while
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they made something like that but like better than a car seat eventually but then i remember i
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was and i would be terrified man i would wake up in the middle night like oh yes like grabbing
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bella just like what what i was like bella and she was like i poked bella and she was like what
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it's part of why people i have another kid it was like that shit comes along with it's not just what
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they do there's so much it's like we had a little thing on our kid's foot to make sure their heart
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rate i was like what the fuck did people do back then yeah no no we didn't know a camera to look
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at the kid i'm totally the opposite jack was born i took him out of the hospital i just threw him in
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the dirt because i just felt like it was a great way to like build you know an immune system and
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strengthen his bones so i just from about chest height i just threw him in the dirt and he kind
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of rolled around and stuff and then you know now he's he's he's a strong kid raised by wolves
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to me i would have done the same thing but unfortunately my wife oh that's not even the
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right one my wife yeah she uh she's the one that gets worried about it so i'm like all right well
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you know that's your good luck uh quelling the the worries of of wives quelling the pastor of
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the previous church that i went to me bro what is that shit pastor of the previous church i went to
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in brooklyn had a kid die of sid's during the sermon it was crazy yeah but if it didn't happen
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to david he's like oh it's not real in the sermon what are you talking about the kid was sick and
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stood home and they had one of their other kids like kind of stay next to him and he was in the
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sermon they lived on church premises and then uh after the service they went over there they're
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like yeah the kid uh passed oh my god he had just came from the doctor so i'm not gonna say anymore
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that's what i'm saying you know you got some some uh uh maps team injured children it rhymes
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wait so you're saying potentially the history of that is doctor related yeah so i don't know
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that could be exactly what i would say a lot of it like so obviously when it happens in the hospital
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in the doctors they have that as a plausible deniability but then of course there are all
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kinds of procedures that happen in infancy that sometimes take a little while to fucking kick in
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and that might happen at home um and then of course it's just sids which is to say oh your
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kid blew up whoopsie oh well honestly if that happened get a new one right that's kind of like
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wow all right just go make a new one have four i had been through a lot of crazy shit uh trying
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to get to the right path oh i'm sorry so i was so terrified of sids i was just fearful of something
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happening to him all the time this was before my awakening of what sids uh was really caused by
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people told me that those thoughts were normal for postpartum but it felt like an attack from
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the enemy it is yeah and it's also a huge attack and you're incredibly vulnerable at that time
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right so of course that's when it's going to happen you're supposed to be looking out for
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the well-being of your kid right isn't there something in us that's like makes us be like
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that to make sure we're taking care of that like jess says that there's a noise when your baby
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cries that makes no comment it's all consuming you have to help your child like you have to get
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to that i just got over that noise my kids don't make that same noise anymore but when i used to
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hear a baby cry i'm like get crazy yep yep yeah well here we go now the only noise they make is
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poopy matt poopy matt that's true and it's true yeah yeah yeah it was very intense would literally
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have day visions of his head getting smashed or him dying oh yep it was awful uh that night
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i had the most terrifying dream i can still remember it like it was yesterday the sounds
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the physical feelings everything the dream was okay i was sitting in this old wooden rocking
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chair the filter if you will okay so i think uh maybe like she's describing the overall yeah yeah
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um the filter if you will was a bluish gray putrid color i was rocking and breastfeeding a baby
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i looked down and it was not my baby but a full grown black man
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i'm sorry rem that's not what rem said um i looked down and it was not my baby but a demon
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looking baby oh she had a white hair comb over lol big piercing blue eyes and her skin was so
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pale you could see the blue veins she was wearing a white bonnet and was wrapped in a white blanket
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she started violently biting my breasts and was making crazy sounds like a fucking tasmanian
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devil i ended up having to kill her fuck i don't remember how but remember feeling such
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deep terrible remorse i buried her in the backyard the backyard looked like the yard
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from american horror story there was a big tree and i buried the baby right next to the tree this
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is a long ongoing dream i feel like at any point in that dream i would have woke up dude yeah if i
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had a demon baby on the boob i would be like oh don't like it she's burying the baby at night
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and it really looks like that yeah it looks like the amityville horror house almost a little bit
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right um interesting yeah this is one of those very cinematic dreams this is like carter
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right where there's like so i can only have something too crazy and then i wake up
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uh i'd be in it i'd be like oh shit sometimes you're in it sometimes you just got to do the
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whole thing sometimes you breastfeed a black man named carter uh i buried in the backyard
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the backyard looked like the american horror story i think you meant amityville well whatever
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um it was so horrible when david was telling his dream about holding the baby and bouncing
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on the bed shouting in the name of jesus yeah that was a weird fucking dream house was kind
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like that almost but i was inside the attic attic attic it reminded me of that dream maybe it was
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the same baby i don't know but it was so traumatic yeah that baby was all swaddled in white too that
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was a weird dream um and it was clearly some spooky dookies going on where i had to in the
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name of jesus you know um it's gonna be a banger this next one next oh yeah that's right i forgot
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these are all named in the craziest ways next dream was more recent it was around the time of
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the diddy trial in the dream i was driving diddy and i distinctly remember i was a prison or his
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prison guard transporting him to another location in new york as i was driving we were in the city
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huge skyscrapers on both sides of the road and straight ahead you can see the atlantic
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so we're driving and he is leaned forward talking to me from the back seat and i'm trying not to
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entertain him getting very irritated like so and then she has this picture where she's actually a
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cop did you just show that on the screen yeah he's just chatting my ear off all of a sudden
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everything shuts down like the radio in the car goes off the car stops everything i mean everything
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shuts down it was dusk so the sky was an orange pinkish color but very still light out i look
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around and the other cars are also stopped and people on the street who were on their cell phones
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are looking around like what the fuck is going on i look straight towards the atlantic and i hear
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trumpets i see this huge jesus appear coming up not coming down from heaven looking just like this
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with a blue sash and everything that's wild that reminds me uh your mom's dream yeah with angry
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god because that was in new york too because that's where you guys lived right um it felt fake
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to me, but Diddy was freaking out like, yo, son, is that really Jesus? Oh, shit. Oh, shit. I love
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you with Diddy at the rapture. It's a rapture party. He was so scared. And I just remember
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being so stoic. Bring the baby oil. Somebody get the baby oil. I remember being so stoic and trying
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to analyze what was happening, but it felt like a simulation. It also felt so overwhelming and I
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was fearful. Obviously, I don't know what that moment will be like, but in the Bible, it says
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every knee will bow every tongue will confess and that wasn't the case in this moment also the
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description of jesus in revelation is that his hair is white as snow like wool and his eyes like
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fire that's revelation 19 11 through 16 oh which is actually here and i saw heaven open and behold
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a pale a white horse and he that sat upon him was called faithful and true and in righteousness he
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doth judge and make war his eyes were as a flame of fire and on his head were many crowns and he
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had a name written that no man knew but himself and he was clothed with a vesture dipped in blood
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and his name is called the word of god and the armies which were in heaven followed him
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upon white horses clothed in fine linen white and clean and out of his mouth go with a sharp
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sword that with it he should smite the nations he shall rule them with a rod of iron and he
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treadeth the wine press of the fierceness and wrath of almighty god and he hath on his vesture
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and on his thigh that's interesting a name written king of kings and lord of lords man
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the language of that is so you ever want to see me struggle i was fucking crazy uh wine press
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treadeth and there was another one that screwed me up there last dream i want to share uh tops
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the most awful horrendous dreams i think i've ever had before i get into it just to set the scene
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years ago i tried this vr game at my friend's house in renton was at washington or with wa is
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washington yeah okay in renton actual washington not yeah yeah washington washington state they
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had this zombie game and it was so scary i honestly hated every second of it but this dream
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was like a vr game even the house the game was set in it was in this forest and the house was
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old and run down with broken windows and ship lapping that had white chipped paint it's just
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strange because that visit to washington was literally like 10 years ago and i just recently
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had this dream in the dream i walk into this creepy rundown house and immediately shit was
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popping off i look to my left and i see this horrible looking woman monster woman woman
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one or more woman woman monsters women monsters all almost looked exactly like the monster from
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the movie barbarian i don't know if i'm familiar with you know that one no okay you made that
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noise she was huge like her too she was holding this huge watermelon uh-oh this huge watermelon
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and inside i could see baby hands and feet poking or peeking out of the top of the watermelon this
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is the uh woman whoa yeah i don't like it i don't like it either yeah i don't oof that's that's
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ugly i've never seen that never even not even aware of that uh so there's baby hands and feet
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peeking out at the top of the watermelon there was a man and a woman standing in front of her
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telling her to eat without speaking like telepathy type shit and i was like no and before i could
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stop her or do anything i heard a resounding crunch crunching of bones i fell to my feet
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screaming at the top of my lungs no no she ate a baby in a watermelon i'm not gonna
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stop and maybe you might see this episode i was overwhelmed with sadness and grief and i look up
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at the man and woman and the man had his hands on the woman's shoulders and they were looking at her
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the monster with these blank faces and slowly turned to look at me their faces look like the
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faces of people who get those face transplants you know what i mean uh face transplants like
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people getting whole face swaps i don't know necessarily movie about that a long time ago
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called face off it's not that was john cravolta and nicholas cage got oh you know what i'm talking
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about yeah i don't think that's what that means take your face oh that was just terrible acting
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they were like could you do this but not mumble
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well yeah but he was actually like nicholas cage you know nicholas cage collects that many times
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in a row he collects fake dinosaur bones that's what he does they don't even exist dudes he's a
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vampire i watched him in a movie recently i forget what the name of it was but it was like him and his
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sons and they were basically survivors after the end of the world and there were these creatures
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that came out at night i'm gonna go ahead and spoil it but um they were like nobody's gonna
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watch that movie just us they were like these just us just us they were uh these beasts they
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would come up from the earth uh at night and they had like the earth yes gnashing teeth you know and
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it was really jarring when they would show up they would slam their teeth together so hard that it
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would fucking like everybody would you know grab their ears and distort you know reality and i don't
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really know what the point of the movie was this is the point like so how how does it go with people
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that like actors and then other people like watch an actor and they're like this is awful like this
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guy's not a good act like this is a cool movie but this guy's not a good actor and i'm gonna just
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say some names and i don't care what kind of blowback i get but sometimes i see these these
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people acting i'm like they're just a bad like reading a cue card actor kevin costner keanu reeves
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keanu reeves is one of those cage they're just like people that like they're talking and you're
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just like this this terrible acting but they get like big roles and stuff dude it's weird it's part
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of an op right it's like they're trying to convince us that something is good but then again like
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tell me john wick is not good love those people no it's just operation slot my dad liked kevin
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costner like thought his movies were great if keanu reeves makes a movie i'm gonna watch it
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i'm gonna go watch it if yeah if if nicholas cage makes a movie probably gonna watch it it's
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bad acting i know that but it's slop again yeah i mean i could i could only drive this point home
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so many times enjoy your goy slop give me the slop daddy make it sloppy okay another thing has to get
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said as far as i know this is the first one i've been involved in where it's all dreams okay it's
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not usually like all dreams right well we really just say your supernatural testimony like whatever
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you got yeah and some people like dreams stick out for people man i'm one of those people these
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ones are crazy dreams these are like uh is it from watching movies like crazy horror movies and stuff
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or like what is this coming from i don't know who could say for sure i mean um i don't know what
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determines whether or not you have this cinematic-esque dream versus some you know nonsense
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i'm sure reb would say she's had a lot of like yes a lot of uh dreams that weren't a story like
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a plot that you could follow you know some of them are just noise and then every once in a while
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something happens and um it seems to be a story and maybe uh the hormones that operate through
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pregnancy sure through after pregnancy right just a hormone well i think they all all women have
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that card were you on your period when you had this dream that's a very disrespectful no no i
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wasn't even thinking of that but that's a good point too if there's like profusely coming out
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like yeah that would cause crazy dreams and the demons are like coming out of their wherever
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yeah yeah buttholes that's where they're very specific place it sounds terrifying i'm glad i
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don't have anything to do with that it just sounds terrifying yeah it's crazy so sometimes when the
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young ladies are mean and nasty and they i'm just like hey i get it not me i hit them yeah you're
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bleeding you're not dying i get it i get where you're i go left right street no you don't do
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that i do um he doesn't do that and somehow i no balls no balls and somehow i could see
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in my mind this baby harvesting operation that they were running oh these two people
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in their black turtlenecks i could see this misty field with watermelons oh and i knew
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babies were in them huh babies in the watermelon well that sounds like a almost like a stop
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On a scale from Brian of Demon Erasers to Ed Mabry, where do they land on the...
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This is the factory that creates Watermelon Felons.
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I knew babies were in them, but they weren't normal babies.
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almost shaped like eggs yes yeah i love a watermelon i got a i got one in my refrigerator
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right now because i like them cold and i'm gonna dice it up later and i'm gonna eat it
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because i love what it is a bitch it's so stupid i'll tell you what i don't do shit too much work
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dude no you know how people cube them i don't cube shit i just go fucking and then i just
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do that and then yes everywhere who cares it's all going watermelon juice all over the couch
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you know not on the couch i don't eat on the couch we don't eat in the living room you don't eat on
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your couch where was i supposed to sit every seat was taken everybody you had a full house and it
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was all and you didn't say that i was other people were there that were also eating on your couch
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you and your kids were eating on my cell phone call him put him on the phone
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who is carlos oh i'll never forget when jess saw that is that not his name no that's not carlos
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carlos was in the living room with me he racial profiles everybody it was a spanish guy so yeah
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carlos okay it was his his name's not no there was a spanish guy there was a vampire there was
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a politics guy there was a bunch of kids there you had a vampire the vampire yeah you guys got
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in a very wild conversation where he didn't like out deny the vampire he likes being a little bit
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nasty too he was a little bit no no he's not nasty he's cheeky but he's very nasty that's
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one of the nicest guys you'll ever meet but what it's almost like he's been around for hundreds
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of years yeah yeah he's been around yeah yeah up close with him yeah yeah when i got up close to
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him i'm like his skin had a translucent property his skin's like paper yeah yeah i was like what's
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up with this can i touch your face does blood for a living i kept asking him about the blood and he
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goes well the interesting about the blood interesting thing is you wouldn't believe it
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the texture gets closer five types of blood yeah dude this is fucking weird yes keep going i was
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listening i was uh i was pooping at one point i could hear you guys talking about it through the
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door dude you ate and pooped so much dude i am a good that was top pooped it was so funny nobody
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was at the bathroom when top went in here we go top went in to take a shit and seven people lined
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up and started and started gathering around the door and talking and like trying to open the door
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it was so fucking funny you know what my trick was with that when i would come out at a party
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or something like that i'd be like dude i don't know who was in there before me but i'd spray the
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spray as soon as you go in there i didn't care i walked out but it was literally i opened the door
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i closed it i went like this and then i put the bowl down or whatever it was right away
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yep and they just started lining up because i was like clearly you probably like with the
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the frequency in which you knocked from when i came in you probably saw me come in so i was
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like this is disrespectful it was weird though because when you walked in nobody was there you
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know what i do then to that guy the first one who's been knocking inside harder no i just say
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bro somebody left a hundred dollar bill under the toilet in the back back there man no i like to
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piss on the seat so they have to sit in it for it oh that used to be the best they got to sit in the
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in the in the peepee okay so um with the veil the pale and the veiny skin and the frail limbs
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uh that's what the type of babies that were inside the watermelon the couple never spoke
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words but i knew what the fuck was going on i started screaming at them and they both turned
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slowly at the man oh and the man still had his hand on the women on the woman's shoulders okay
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so he's got two hands on the woman's shoulders and they started calmly walking into the next room in
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the house as they were walking i was still screaming at them with my finger pointed towards
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them just like that just hysterically screaming all of a sudden it occurred to me why i was there
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and that i needed to cast demons out of these bitches all right so i just followed them around
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screaming in the name of jesus you have no authority here i like that and need to leave now
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nice it's a common theme in her dreams i like that yeah yeah i went through that for a while
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remember the darkness the the entities in my dreams it was like three different entities and
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i kept casting them out in the name it was weird weird and then also when we were going to go to
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skinwalker ranch and i had that dream uh we're gonna go to the place next to it yeah and i was
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like pleading the name the blood of jesus it had something to do with graze uh-huh and i think it
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was because something was like giving access to us because we were in this big you know mansion
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house at that place anyway they still just kept looking at me without saying words and were eerily
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calm which was pissing me off i followed them into this weird interrogation room had one of
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those lights you see in movies when someone is being questioned by the cops and a twin-sized
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bed on a metal frame okay so it's like a light you can jam in their face type of deal the mattress
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had no sheet and had stains all over it the stains look like jacob israel's face they both sat down
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on the bed and faced me the man still had his hand on the woman's shoulders so i finally was like
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nah so i put my hands on that bitch's shoulder all of a sudden all of the sudden hell yeah
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she started to speak and was surprisingly charismatic she got in my face and was like
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honey what's wrong but i wasn't buying it i was still on 10 yelling at her like what's going on
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here what are you doing why are you doing this oh rev's a little ghetto she is what's up bitch
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and out of the shadows of the room comes good old jeffrey epstein he was wearing a white
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turtleneck oh that's interesting they had black turtlenecks on he's got a white turtleneck that's
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interesting and had this evil smile on his face and began to try to swoon me i somehow now was
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in another room swoon me swoon me uh with just him and we were on this go to the island no no
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and we were on this sunken in large beanbag talking to each other i was asking him questions
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and i honestly can't tell you what we were talking about but the whole time i had this
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sick feeling in my stomach partially because i was like how am i just sitting here peacefully
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with this pig partially because he was casually telling me about the operation and how he was
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helping humanity and then appeared a bunch of ladies in bathing suits big booty big boobied
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ladies in bathing suits all kinds of booties and all kinds of boobies of all sorts of different
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shapes and sizes glistening covered in baby oil little tiny bathing suits this is not right
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he's making all this out just ad-libbing okay so uh a lady a bunch of ladies in bathing suits
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appeared and they were trying to get me to come with them and get on a yacht that's all i remember
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i think what made it so traumatic was the crunching of the bone sound like i can still
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hear that shit in my waking right now i can hear it i don't know what to make of it besides the
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fact that epstein files traumatized me and it was probably my way of processing the trauma
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that's what i'm saying what's instigating all these crazy dreams man the stuff that we watch
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my bad my bad that's kind of funny it looked like my arms were the ostrich we got it yeah
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that's a new drop i like that one that was good um yeah you like that matt no all right
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that's what the that was uh that was uh the ostrich that's outside on the shelf
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i don't like it all right that's the dreams i wanted and needed to share but there is one
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more story i wanted to tell you before i let you niggas go what let's hear it um i'm sure i'll be
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judged but quite frankly i don't give a damn oh we're gonna judge i'm ready i'm gonna judge the
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shit out of you rib my cousin owns a farm and we buy beef honey and other goods from her that's
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cool she harvested oh she harvested some mushrooms from the cow pies i see what you need i'm gonna
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judge here comes judges rex go ahead you're up judge you're up why don't you um so we got some
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poopy mushrooms and we bought some from her like two years ago i held on to them shits for a whole
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year before trying any of them i had them before and they're pretty great it's not like this crazy
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trip or anything it just makes you giggle and see rainbows in the light i was actually going to see
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if you guys wanted some beef or honey yeah hell yeah uh i was going to ship it to you if you were
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interested let me know dude fuck yeah that's awesome anyway we my husband and i decided to
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eat uh some mushrooms on christmas eve on jesus's birthday unbelievable to pray for
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you gotta stop because i could play this all day i like that man that thing crushes
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um so on on uh the eve of jesus's birthday while wrapping a million presents for the kids we were
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watching survivor when they started to kick you not a good not not actually not a bad time to do
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it oh yeah while you're rapping yes yeah it's gonna make that a lot dude rapping gifs sucks
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yeah it's gonna make that a lot better um we're laughing hysterically at everything then all of
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a sudden jeff probes face looked exactly like a demon but it wasn't everyone's face just his
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he looks so creepy like this almost exactly i guess he who is he he's a survivor guy yeah yeah
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he's like the host maybe yeah and he looks like a demon so he had demon face they saw
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so there are mushrooms and they seen jeff probes with demon face but only him nobody else had demon
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face yeah have you heard about that syndrome matt i don't think that would know no i watched cops
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on mushrooms one time when i was in like that's not a good thing to do yeah but i was like this
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whole thing's fake i was like guys this whole thing is staged cops isn't real like no i think
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a lot of those people were really i mean some of them probably are are fake but i think a lot of
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people i was 14 on mushrooms i'm just saying like i was watching this thing and you're fucking wrong
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and everybody they were like matt shut up and i was like no dude this is fake like this is on a
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set this is on a movie set like this isn't real but i think that was just me figuring out that
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like this was from you know what's funny it turns one of them into pete davis it turns one of them
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asian oh yeah well from 2024 man uh rare disorder causes man to see people's faces as demonic the
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condition uh causes faces to appear distorted my first thought when i woke up in a demon i was that
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i woke up in a demon world so he's seeing like this person's face but like eyes i had buddies
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that uh tripped on mushrooms and never how flat this guy's uh yeah pan face gook this guy's sober
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though sorry nancy yeah but yeah but was he or did he get spiked did something did his drink
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get spiked did he not know it because i had buddies that like let's see victor's spirit they could
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tell if you had a bad or a good spirit they could tell like uh that everybody just looked like
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demons huh well victor always had sharp vision one day life altering uh in day in november notice
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the out of the out of the blue oh okay and this is a this is a real thing so they're saying
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experts estimate that fewer than a hundred people throughout the world have this disorder
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but this is a disorder that people happen what a hilarious thing to just be like well let's call
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it demonic face disorder and keep it moving so reb sims is on mushrooms and she sees but just
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on his face just on the survivor guy props pro props prost prost yeah the b is silent oh prost
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okay for bitch um honestly was creeped out about how accurate this picture looked the one that we
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showed earlier that was really all i had to share hope you guys enjoy uh and keep doing what you're
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doing the non-gay chemistry between you two is unmatched and i feel god really brought you to
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non-gay that's a real reiteration i'm making sure it's not a gay thing i agree it is not gay
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uh it is not gay not yeah okay so god really brought you two non-gay homos together okay
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it's interesting it's beautiful uh beautiful to watch thank you guys for all the hard work
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and commitment to your fans much love and i pray for you guys keep going and don't stop being
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retarded bye thanks rev those were uh great stories actually those are really good dreams
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and i thought for sure you know reading a woman's dreams was going to be bad yeah but that's not
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what happened wasn't so bad it was actually really good it was pretty intense man they were pretty
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intense all right out of place boom no i thought that was a good place to put that boom um we're
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at an hour 17 you want to do one we could do one more one short one okay matt matt's looking tired
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and he also wants to read i know matt wants to read we tried to let matt read last time
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and then we we turned it off middle reading um so i'm trying to get an email hand it over pal
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what is this about why did he just send me a picture of his face people for
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i hate this don't ever do this again that's seth's headshot because he's going to be at
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brohemian grove that's got a big head look at his head yeah he does we sat next to it he was mostly
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head it was just a gigantic head sitting on the yeah that was fucking don't do that don't make
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fun of seth's head uh we have everybody's heads actually in here we can pull everybody's head
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up and make fun of him cheney the the hidden plain sight guy yeah we do have cheney's head
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um so let me see real quick that's one handsome that's one handsome lesbian that's a handsome
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lesbian cheney is a handsome lesbian so let's see uh i want that black transcript i don't know what
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that was that's not good uh we have a nunya damn business i like that that one is
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i can read quick dude okay no it's not about reading quick it's about reading with passion
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is this a submission chronicle submission okay chronicle submission yeah fine how about floppy
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dong hole testimony i'm sorry no is it about the floppy dong hole it's quite long the dong
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well you guys are tired yeah raven can only do one show a day and very tired here so you
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could read this and just remember that this is how you scroll you boomer maybe we could zoom in
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boom boom boom okay quit screwing around dude it's actually a decently long one so relax we're
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gonna read chronicle submission missed the boys but met matt so this person met you so you better
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remember them i don't think that happened all right i'm not even on schedule anymore dude
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is it old this looks pretty new oh there's that why is there a shirt all right well we'll find
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out i didn't get to meet y'all top and raven when i finally got to visit orlando i even wore a shirt
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i was positive raven would love and top would bully me relentlessly for wearing oh pictured at
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the very bottom yeah well and i saw the shirt any hoodies any hoodies any hoodles any hoodles
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i guess he's saying any who's any okay wait i want to look at the shirt
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hate it can you make it big screen um what a cool shirt man doesn't do a lot for me
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you would he's saying that's what you would wear what are you talking about you have that
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it is muted the color palette yeah it's your fucking hand out of my out of my camera it needs
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more it's got to pop more you would where you have that shirt no i don't have that where do
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you want me to go if i did there'd be more colors you put you need to put some more like an orange
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in there you need a complimentary orange yeah another color a tertiary color that has nothing
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to do with what does tertiary mean a third color i do like that word you use that incorrectly
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tertiary tertiary color yes any hoodles my wife son and i got to meet matt yeah three t's oh
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tertiary t you remember this guy and even doing that oh yeah he's a georgia guy you remember that
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shirt not necessarily sure it's not memorable the kid was my buddy though yeah he had a little guy
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he liked Qui-Gon no but Qui-Gon came in on Wednesday none of your damn he never told any
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of us why doesn't Qui-Gon tell us that he's gonna show up I don't know bro that was like really kind
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of rude but then what what day is today Tuesday yes that must have been like Wednesday show up
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to a coffee shop during business that was kind of rude so then uh none you must have came in
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thursday unless it came in thursday last week where was i you guys have been very much like
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not working lately to be honest uh to be totally honest i believe you were at a uh if it was in
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the tweeter it's a tbh tertiary event my wife son and i gotta meet matt and even doing that
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made my week for sure i'm cody the former cody gang member no the former game warden remember
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it with the dead squirrel oh that was a great story actually you weren't around for that yeah
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fucking john you're a johnny come lately relax you're the tertiary addition to the team take it
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easy yeah yeah yeah that's correct i'm cody the former game warden that sent y'all a few stories
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a while back they were my time as a game warden not to be a game yeah there's an episode named
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after uh fish and game yeah i remember that episode i called it fish and game at the time
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because i was shy and didn't want y'all to dox me but who cares now now none your damn business
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and included the possible witchcraft pictures a while back as well what was that that's what
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the squirrel there was a squirrel that was like oh no no there was like a jar in the way it got
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sacrificed no i think that you're conflating the jar because i had a jar and a tree yeah you did
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like encounter oh yeah and uh i think i might have talked about that on the episode and then
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And we kind of like mash those memories together.
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That Alice in Chains album with the jar of the flies in the front.
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I saw you just decide to find it and then you found it.
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Guys, a little parental advisory if you guys have a week's moment.
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Yeah, if you got little ones or if you're a bitch.
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The dead squirrel here that was like ritualistically ripped apart.
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and then this was the the witchcraft thing so bottles on a tree i remember something to do
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with the tree and this thing what the fuck is that oh that's a baby it's like a baby doll with
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hair yeah it's just humping a stick no it's not humping it babies don't hump what's the matter
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with very strange stuff there yeah yeah so he's a game warden so he's he's walking around he's the
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guy that saw the vampire in in the woods right oh i don't know about that for my house no oh
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different because he's a game warden he spoke all right so if i remember somebody from your house
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saw a vampire in the woods oh i didn't even listen to the episode dude you guys tell me
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for not paying attention you talk to him the whole time you just talk for 10 minutes about
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the vampire sound like somebody from his house no that might have been a vampire red hair too
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i don't trust him but no this guy here spoke to somebody that was like leaned over he went over
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to him the guy gave him like bad vibes and he was talking to him he said he's seen that's right and
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then he just like backed away but he kept his eyesight on him was that guy fishing he was like
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fly fishing or something like that he didn't have a permit or something none is a good dude this is
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like a pretty damn i wish i would have met him well this is tertiary so keep reading right wait
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wait let me at this point i backed up six to ten feet to create space between us because every
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fiber of my being was screaming get the fuck away from this dude that's a cool story he got his pole
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extended his hand to shake mine and yet again alarm bells went off his fingers were skinny bony
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too long for normal the hand was shaking tops hands that is completely white very creepy like
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how a dead man's bones would be you could tell by the bone no pigment beautiful on the outside
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beautiful on the inside like cream okay i told matt a short story about hearing my name being
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called out in the middle of the woods at night while working amen but i promised matt i'd submit
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another story i've been sitting on and wasn't sure yeah it's probably this guy probably has
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banger stories i'm excited read this story here it is yeah the one he's like in the woods imagine
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you're just hunting you're in like a tree stand yeah and you hear somebody call your name in the
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woods fuck you yeah whoa what are you talking about i want to hear that what state is that i
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wonder georgia here you go let me start off by saying i'm originally from the northeast georgia
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mountains oh shit near the great smoky mountains national park and i grew up attending a little
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mountain church which was very traditional probably where that bitch show brown's from
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that bitch don't talk about him like show brown you bitch tell your grandma we said sorry don't
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okay okay that's better that's better for the way that we talked to her last time
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disrespected her we disrespected your grandma the congregation consisting mostly of families
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of chicken and cow farmers for context those country uh churches where it's all just like
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yeah why are you going after chill brown he knows chill brown knows he doesn't do anything
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he doesn't do anything nasty to him he knows those those um little country churches where
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it's all like that they're all related that is always like a interesting cousin situation no
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well no just going to the same church you think like a small wooden church is probably cold during
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the winter oh yeah that's it that's what i think that's it man what do you want okay relax man
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smoky mountains the congregation consisted mostly of families of chicken and cow farmers for
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context very honest and hard-working folks who don't bullshit puppy cousins we were holding a
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men's only breakfast before church and we were all sitting around talking while the food was
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cooking while we were talking i looked over at this old man i'll call him jimmy for anonymity
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what's up jimmy who was usually the life of the conversation and an elder of the church and
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noticed he was completely pale and just staring off into space sipping his coffee from time to
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time that's not terrifying sounds like he's chilling man what are you talking about i went
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up to him and asked if everything was all right jimmy just glanced at me and started telling me
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this story let's go a story from old jimmy bro he was out deer hunting the evening before it was
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kind of foggy rainy and cold that day with overcast skies and not much was moving he said
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he was getting ready to walk back to his truck when about 30 yards away at the corner of the
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food plot he was sitting on appeared this jet black ball of mist a little bigger than a yoga
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ball jimmy doesn't seem like jimmy doesn't know what a yoga ball looks like yeah but he's just
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probably using that for reference trying to poke holes in the story yeah he said it looked like the
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exhaust fumes of a diesel engine but a hundred times blacker than that they don't like that i
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think what you meant to say is a hundred times more black not a hundred times blacker no you
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say you could say blacker then he said it was blacker than black you say blacker then he said
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the mist seemed to stand upright like it was curled over into a ball to begin with and open
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itself up like it was wearing a duster jacket no shit oh yeah he said it had to be at least
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eight feet tall then out of nowhere he said two women women came walking out of the woods how
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many just confused no two women as to how what they yeah two women two women came walking out
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of the woods confused but what i found interesting was that he said they seemed to know what they had
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to do oh they were confused but they knew what they started sucking jimmy oh no no this is a
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church event they walked up to the figure sucked the life hunched over and walked straight into
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the duster jacket whoa walked straight into the duster jacket looking thing and they disappeared
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into it he continued saying as soon as they went in what looked like a newborn baby came walking
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out of the what are you talking about are you just saying shit and walked maybe five feet into
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the woods and vaporized into thin air like a wisp of mist he said then the black mist closed itself
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up and flew straight up in the air and vaporized in thin air so a portal that opened up into a
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duster coat received two woman and then woman in exchange produced a baby and the baby then
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walks out and disappears too and then the portal's like all right i'm out well we don't know keep
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reading jimmy's seen some oh yeah jimmy's not doing good at honestly i can see here
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can i get another order of pancakes you haven't touched your raccoon you haven't had a single
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bite of your raccoon this delicious morsel it's tertiary that you do so eat some of your raven's
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before he could tell his wife what had happened
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in the same car to go see one of their daughters having a baby wait a second what but got in a car
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wreck and both were killed about an hour and a half maybe two hours prior to his arrival back
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home what the hell why did so exactly while he was out hunting to help our sweet little raven out
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with the time sequence thank you thank you so much david needed the help not me he didn't know
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what to make of what he saw and honestly i don't either other than the appalachian mountains are a
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spooky place to be sometimes dude that's a bizarre very strange and you i mean you just struggle if
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you're a dude like jimmy who actually seen that shit and you're trying desperately to make sense
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of it as is you know human nature you see a thing and you try to make sense of it and the only
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connection you have is well at the same time these two ladies died and a baby was being born
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the baby part doesn't make as much sense as the you know the two ladies died that makes sense that
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all of a sudden they're on the scene right here they're seeing the realm of the dead baby it's
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like he saw some weird visual representation of what was happening spiritually the two ladies
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leaving and the baby coming out fair point this is jack johnson song it's a really great lyric
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when he says uh new life makes losing life easier to understand yeah i know right like shout out to
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jimmy shout out to jack i remember that you know that song yeah we played it when bella was being
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born my dad died uh like right around the time it's called if i could aiden was a baby and i
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remember we had a conversation about that yeah yeah that's kind of what this is like these these
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guys are leaving but then he's seeing well there's new life and that life is going very strange it
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comes and all he's just fuck him up like he got to see that and then at this man's breakfast he's
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just not doing so well yeah like why would he see that why would he see that why would it be shown
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to him and when he was it would have been shown to him right because why not shown to him maybe
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that just happens i know but to perceive it maybe maybe i'm hung up on the geographical
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you know location of it all it's like a word yeah the geographical location you use that word in a
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tertiary sense i'd say i would agree with that so it happens in front of jimmy even though it's
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the physical you know reality of it happening is who the hell knows where the hospital is in
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comparison to him and and it happens in front of him it happens in front of him in the woods
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you're just saying it could have happened on a street corner it could have happened in a parking
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lot but it happens somewhere it actually does play out in a geographic location well maybe maybe it
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doesn't i don't know why it was shown to him yeah why would it even be shown to him though
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say hey look at this have a look at this that's like the spirit realm just pulls a titty out and
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then puts it back in and you're going what enjoy your breakfast enjoy your breakfast your men's
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breakfast that's crazy but that i mean man it's not it's not unlike some stories that i've heard
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before though i've heard things like this right sure when people pass yeah yeah but like was i
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missed the part it was really it was evening no no i don't think they're related well maybe they're
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related because he said everybody's kind of related oh yeah because cousins but uh so he's
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telling the story the next morning but this happened in the evening on a foggy rainy and
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cold day with overcast skies with not much moving so it happened that evening i don't know why i was
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picturing that in the morning the whole time the story was happening but it was actually he's at
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the breakfast so it happened the night before telling the night before yeah so he just went
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home told the wife the wife said oh that's crazy you know these two chicks just died going to see
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the baby oh jimmy's drinking again he sleeps on it and then boom he's in the church the next
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morning with the coffee like jimmy you're supposed to be making moonshot not drinking it what did i
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just see yeah he's like do i go back out hunting this morning or do i just chill i yeah i mean i
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hear a lot of stories like that not necessarily with those same elements but somebody seeing
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something supernatural in the woods and it's like yeah i spent my whole life in the woods hunting
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fishing now i don't go in the woods like dream-based stuff where people will see a premonition
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remember that? Yeah she had something going on there
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this is why we like Chronicles because there are stories like this that overlap
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and you go it's weird that it would happen in a similar way i have one more if y'all's attention
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spam will hold up long enough my attention let's try this one is from the late 90s maybe early
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2000s my friend's dad was a game warden in georgia which later inspired me to be one in my adulthood
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he was coming home from work in a night hunting case around three in the morning driving home on
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this two-lane road that runs adjacent to our very old very little mountain church that we used to go
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to told you same one from the previous story what do you mean hold on i'm just saying like old
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mountain church it's cold in there during the winter junior floors and they probably can't even
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if they heat it probably can't get hot junior asked an important question he says is it possible
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to circumcise the foreshadow question good question it doesn't comprehend the light so
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ponder that he was happy to finally be heading home when he glanced at the church while passing
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Okay, wait, wait. We just learned. It is Greasy Bear.
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and put it in the... She's not going to do it. She doesn't care.
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story because we couldn't figure out whose story it was,
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Greasy Bear, because we don't take notes or anything like that.
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Yeah, I think it's a good idea to give a raise.
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At that time, there had been a string of break-ins by some meth heads
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stealing the brass and copper from inside churches.
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With that in mind, he thought it might be someone breaking in to rob the place.
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went up the stairs into the front door of the sanctuary, gun in hand.
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He said he noticed that the doors were fully locked and nothing seemed to be broken.
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He didn't think much of it, and he quietly unlocked the door via a hidden key.
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When he unlocked and opened the door, all the sanctuary lights were on, every single one.
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He got a little freaked out at this point because the lights were dim from the outside when he pulled in,
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as if there was one or two lights on at the very back of the church.
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he thought someone had to just had to have just been in there as he was walking up the stairs
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going through the whole church yeah turning everything on so he walked in and yelled
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whoever's in here come out with your hands up and do it slowly i think if you do that if you
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walk into the is that at night three in the morning three in the morning i you literally
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i'll shoot around into the floor i'm not even saying that's just the craziest thing you've
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ever said you're like i mean business there's no fucking way i'm gonna be talking or anything i'm
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to fucking just shoot around you got it you cock the gun they'll hear that yeah but i always
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just shoot your floor just in case it's fine just put a little putty in it and put the carpet over
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it i should note at this point that the church has one big sanctuary in a narrow yet long
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hallway behind the sanctuary close at the very back of the building with a choir room
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bathrooms the preacher's office in a nursery at the very end of the hallway
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He cleared the sanctuary quickly, sweeping the floor with his eyes,
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and making sure no one was hiding in between the poos.
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When he got to the door to enter the back hallway, he yelled again,
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buddy you better come out with your hands up or you're gonna get your ass lit up that would have
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been a second round he waited a short moment and he leaned in cleared the bathrooms to the right
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and as he was coming around the corner to clear the other three rooms to the left
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he stopped dead in his tracks there at the very end of the hallway in front of the nursery was
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a woman and what he said was an early 1800s dress what the oh yeah yo appalachia what is
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you doing baby there at the very end of the hallway in front of the nursery was a woman and
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what he said was an early 1800s dress no way standing and looking at him what he immediately
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trained his iron sights on her and said stop put your hands up now bitch i feel you with
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oh my god he said she acted like she didn't even hear what he said
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turned to her left and went into the nursery all right he said when she turned and moved
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into the nursery he noticed that she didn't have any pants feet oh shit she looked like
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She was floating about two inches off the floor.
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He said it didn't look like the classic ghost, which threw him off.
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He said she looked as solid as a normal person was,
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She was even casting a shadow on the floor and everything.
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All that was different about her was that she was floating in midair
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and didn't make a sound as she moved into the nursery.
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That's kind of crazy, because I'll be asking chat GPT to generate a photo for me.
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At this point, he said his training kicked in, and he thought she was making a run for it.
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So he booked it up to the nursery to catch her.
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So he got on his butt and started scooting towards her.
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He yelled, stop running while running down the hall.
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there was no one in the room at all it was empty except for the soft moonlight
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shining through the open shutters and a lot of baby toys that's terrifying that's terrifying
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so she's gone if you saw the that situation yeah and then the windows are like just a little bit
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of moonlight's coming through and there's baby toys on the ground this guy has seen some shit
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i don't like it like a lot of my experiences stopped at childhood and then like you know
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we're kind of just shadowy shit you know whatever spooky dookies like i didn't see a bunch of shit
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as an adult man like this guy came up to a demon man in the in the river fly fishing which is out
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of straight bible interview sessions if you didn't hear raven's story yet tune in for that one going
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live on youtube um to tomorrow night tomorrow night yes tomorrow night wednesday night tune in
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to watch it tomorrow it's a great interview but i'm saying like people really loved it i would
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probably move out of Appalachia. Famous podcasters
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It was empty, except for the soft moonlight.
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what the fuck man there was no one in the room at all it was empty except for this no yeah we
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fucking read that already is that how it ends where's the rest of it say the rest of it there's
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a lot no i gotta finish where he left out it was empty except for the soft moonlight shining
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through the open shutters and a lot of baby toys neatly placed in their bins the windows have been
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nailed and painted shut decades ago so he knew she couldn't have jumped through the window to escape
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it was at nobody opened the fucking window for decades that's shocking you just let like a
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layer of paint keep you from fresh air in the nursery no probably stanks yeah yo by the way
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my wife my wife has had to tolerate a lot of stinking she identified something the other day
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now let's just say we got some new neighbors and the new neighbors oh boy i knew what he was doing
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with that accent and i noticed something but i kept it to myself because my wife's not always
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a fan of my racial commentary exactly and but i did notice it was liberal no she just she goes
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that's me um she's a liberal but i noticed a smell and the smell sulfur
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dude oh i don't know it's um it's stale it's despair it's it's ghetto there's a there's a
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ghetto smell it's a dusty unkempt it what it is sadness it's laundry that hasn't dried
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they put it on top of a heater for some reason no they don't have those heaters no more i used
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to love those heaters i had mine in the hood too but it's like it's like um oh here check this out
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Look at this image that JetGPT's made of the first thing that he did.
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We'll traffic those babies, but we won't generate them.
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So, you know, a couple days later, I'm walking past this same place with my wife, and she goes,
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and i said yeah they did and she's like it smells ghetto and i was like yeah it does yeah it does
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and then we we walked as we're walking you know we're trying to describe what this is and it is
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it's really like dusty and and stale is the way that i would describe it it's not like a mildewy
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thing or or a wet kind of a thing it's specifically very dry very dusty very stale you know why this
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is okay to say matt because i know you're making faces why are you bringing me into this
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i'm not here's why this is i know ghetto smells do we used to pick a guy up in his car i'll tell
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you what it's i don't necessarily think it's a ghetto smell i think that like our smell our
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nose smells uh thumb thumb oh and their nose smells us because like i've talked to a lot of
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white people say we smell like white dogs every single one of them goes your white people smell
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like wet dog and i'm like not any white person i've ever smelled has smelled like true what
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you're saying that it's interesting how certain cultures smell a thing in other cultures well
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yeah yeah this is what's the thing they're smelling on white people downy okay when i walk
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a little bit further there's another place that i pass and they are morbidly obese and they're
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alcoholics and you can it's like not good like very low vibrational very judgy very no i'm just
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saying they're fucking very judgy they're morbidly obese okay and if you look because i'd be looking
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people's houses i look by as i pass by and i see all the empty bottles on their on their um island
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they could be collecting them for like recycling to make extra money because they're hard workers
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maybe they're into glass thinning maybe they just need glass yeah there's a lot of different things
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it could be you're just being very judgy maybe they're making mosaics david they smell the same
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smells exactly the same alcohol stale sad it smells sad i don't know how to explain that
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there's like a sadness like a low it smells like that and even my wife says the same thing and
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she's not like the type of person that's gonna she goes it smells sad and i'm like yeah i've
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been in those houses i've experienced those places they're never clean but it's not just clean it's
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like the lights are never on it's never it's never very bright in those places and the people are not
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okay and it smells like sad like despair that's what we've landed on is despair which is weird
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smell of despair i would say 100 there's a smell of despair so we used to pick up this guy mike
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argovoyle he would be at he'd have a place like once in a while no this is like 90 not a real
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podcast it's like 97 in hayward california oh yeah so let's just look him up look him up real quick
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exactly where and uh the longest time we'd pick him up in his car he'd sleep in his car
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but he distinctly smelt like crack and peanuts dude it was the craziest crack smell like like
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plastic he was gonna say that's what black people it's almost like what it's almost like that smell
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you're describing it's like despair and just dusty it's like a dusty answer the question not a black
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guy no french argivoyle but he was like spanish i think the dad was spanish the mom the dad was
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french and the mom's like spanish michael gargoyle he i mean most people just thought he was mexican
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like if like if you met him yeah well like kind of light-skinned almost like cuban light-skinned
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almost like top is like light-skinned puerto rican but spanish carlos shout out to carlos
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his fucking name is carlos but it was weird dude he had this very distinct he ate a lot of snickers
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which is the only way i could imagine that is why he smelled like peanuts but he had cracked teeth
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yeah er again i would from now on snickers relax thank you very much you kind of like when you use
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that r it's very aggressive all right let's finish reading the story please can you finish reading
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the story my god he said he stood there for a second he stood there for a second smelling the
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despair it smelled like menthol cigarettes he said he stood there for a second and that's when
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he finally put it all together that she had no feet she basically glided into the room and she
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didn't take glowed and she didn't make any of the old creaky floorboards pop or squeak like they
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usually did when someone stood on them after the realization he sprinted out of the church
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but still had the wherewithal to lock the door back behind him on the way out
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He went home and decided not to tell anyone but the preacher that next Sunday.
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When Sunday came around, he and the preacher went to the preacher's office,
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and they started looking through historical photos of the church.
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And after an hour or two, they came upon one photo of the people that used to work in the nursery.
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His blood froze solid when he saw the very same woman he had seen not three days before.
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They found out what her name was and went out to the cemetery
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yeah he said he had never experienced anything like that before or since what do you think about
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that matt what where we at with uh ghost shit i don't know you know what's interesting i learned
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that fence man there was a passage in the bible where opinion no word people's souls are like
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going around they look like i don't know there there was i was listening to mike heiser recently
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I mean, he was talking about this passage in the Bible where Mike Heiser, that bitch, that bitch.
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He apparently then he was referencing some scripture where the disembodied dead of like of humans were called Elohim, which, you know, he's getting into that's a spiritual designation, like where this thing resides.
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You know, that's we've talked about that before, but I wasn't aware of that, that there was any scripture in the Bible that referenced the the.
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the spirits of dead humans as the elohim well i did meet hulk hogan at a um at shepherds in
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clearwater beach actually no shit really yeah what the fuck don't read the chat oh my god but uh okay
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here's the intriguing thing it's like elijah and moses show up to talk with jesus yeah what what
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was that well well they never died moses never died uh yeah i guess he did well it doesn't really
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say how he died god took him it does say that there's an argument over his body his body his
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I mean, wherever it is, it says he died and was buried.
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I mean, it's like he had to because it says he was 120.
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His eye hadn't grown dim and he still had the strength of a young man.
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It doesn't sound like he was dying of old age.
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You think you could fuck up 120-year-old Moses?
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Do you think you could fuck him up one-on-one?
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Do you think Moses knew any sort of, like, martial arts or anything like that?
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You don't think in Egypt they had some kind of...
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So from zero to 40, he's been trained in the king's house.
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You don't think that's why he wasn't allowed to knock his names?
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So you're saying that you would take him into one-on-one.
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so you don't think he learned mma okay you don't think i'm saying no weapons no clothes heroic
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new you verse moses moses would would beat up five people right now dude any five they didn't
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know this they didn't know the sweet side 120 he killed a man with his bare hands in egypt okay
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that man was the scrub hulk hogan could kill a man with his bare hands no he moses versus hulk hogan
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moses is winning who blaps who who moses is winning easy dude because he had witchcraft and
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magic and shit like that oh yeah no he doesn't get to use that he wasn't using that in egypt he
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doesn't get to use the horns he came out he killed an egyptian buried him in the sand yeah that's
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easy to do no sand is pretty easy to move no not in that quantity you said that part like it was
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crazy like in the sand in the sand i was like what if he did it in how deep did he bury you guys
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are never fit like at least six feet dude he didn't just bury him he buried him okay you know
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those slap competitions covered him can you win in a slap competition he stands at that podium
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any modern what if you get first shot no you ever see where the samoans run into each other
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and they knock each other out how many dollars could most is fine 10 000 so you think he could
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do it do you think he could take out 10 000 toddlers moses was using stop reading the chat
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and answer the chat d's pd 100 he became gibberee oh did he become gibberee okay moses one-on-one
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That's why they were trying to look for his body.
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Honestly, can we get, like, you know, a celebrity death match?
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I have a feeling Esau's grappling game was crazy.
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He had to, like, wrap himself up just to have, like, normal conversations with people
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because he was, like, trying to talk to people.
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Just pretend you're not, like, radiating light from you.
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If we get USADA involved and there's a proper weight cut, Moses is not beating anybody.
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a lot of time in the desert he's got the power of god he's like radiating the light of god
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moses versus david oh moses you think so yeah it's the one where i paused so he picked moses
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dude no no can we finish the story i don't know there's more stories you're like clicking around
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like you're just gonna close stuff you're always shitting on and i don't want you to close it
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oh you got no books okay okay relax so back to the thing of ghosts why do you ask me like that
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you say ghosts what do you think matt what do you think because what do you think what do you
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think i think that there i don't think that there's spirits left in uh like like your actual
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spirit but i think that there's something to impressions that maybe if we're in a place for
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long enough like it it holds some of our characteristics the earth holds some of
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our characteristics and maybe even like replicates i don't know why do you think only her feet went
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to heaven you're saying like you get buried in a certain spot and somehow there's an energy or
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life force that the earth kind of recreates like you're being okay what do you say i'm not i don't
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sound it like that i don't think her tombstone being there uh being 10 feet away from where the
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nursery has anything to do with it i think that she could have been walking around in china you
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know let me finish china you let me talk china yes or no no i think the reason you would see
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an apparition like that repeating what it's done previously in the past is because she spent so
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much time in that nursery oh yeah because her dead body is is buried right next to it i think
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maybe like the wood in that place has taken on the impression of like sucked her out i kind of i
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don't know especially if she's really emotional walking that path boom boom boom this stuff is
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alive like it's called the stone tape theory yeah i was gonna say that but i don't want to get too
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who was that what was that that was a disembodied voice of uh nancy oh stone tape theory stone tape
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theory is like uh when you leave your impression on physical objects in this world so that's why
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people get like haunted items and things like that i just think like this cup if i've drunk
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i've drank out of it so many times i don't know maybe i think certain things would be better like
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wood might be better yeah yeah for sure this is plastic this is no it's not it's food grade
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silicone dude there's a big difference but this is dead those are very valuable it's not a vibe
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on your shirt yeah this is something was a lot valuable this is expensive he charged me full
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price for this and then he charged me for the straw dang right and he charges you every time
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you refill it too dang right it's crazy all right and then because he refuses to clean it buy it
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again the wall here is dead sheet rock right rock is dead it doesn't vibrate this is bullshit wood
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this doesn't vibrate but you get like really good wood or what about the land itself because i wonder
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about that like if you destroyed this structure would the thing still be there because the land
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is cursed okay but the bottom line is you're saying it doesn't matter where they're buried
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it's not because like their soul or something's coming up out of their very body you're saying
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the life that they lived around other live things would have the ability to put forth a hologram if
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you will maybe it's just like replaying it like maybe i don't know like this wood if this stuff
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is alive these materials are like alive it enjoyed when this bitch was walking through the holes and
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it was like let's do that again and it just plays it i have no idea lovely man that's actually a
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beautiful i just picture myself maybe moving through the food forest my tree's like bro we
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miss you man 100 like if your kids saw you walking through the food forest just a fair point oh no i
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don't do that for us don't do that don't do that so you know how her feet were gone do you think
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matt's ears would still be there or would that be wait so you're saying like all my fruit trees and
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stuff and like even the oak trees even the ground because all my ground is mulch it's alive yeah
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probably it's all oh yeah it's interesting pizza's water has a memory he was always like coming
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through here like taking care of us like he put his hand on us he'd prune us and keep us right
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man we miss him and it would like project me like kind of just doing my thing maybe maybe it might
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even project you when nobody's there but like yeah wouldn't be surprised if your grandkids
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because it loves me so much you're saying it just like no we didn't say that yeah that's kind of
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what he's getting at well no because some things are like horrific events that are negatively
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charged yeah and those play out but that wouldn't be the story on my farm you're attributing like
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we're not talking about your phone you're attributing love to uh the creation we just
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read about the creation of the sons of god is it part of that i don't think i don't think it's
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like i think like how worship uh worship could be good or bad but it is intention going somewhere
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you know what i mean yeah like how does this tie in with their groaning waiting for the
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manifestation of the sons of god that we just read it in romans you guys just read that that's
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interesting what is that i don't think i don't think these things care about you specifically
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i definitely don't think they like you i disagree bro you think your fruit your fruit tree likes
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you it's like yeah thanks bro that's what it's saying like good yeah and then it grows i think
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you're just a no i probably like familiar thing it likes he likes your kids no there's a there's
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a connection man like there is a connection like if you don't work on a farm you don't know i get
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it no no there's a connection but i don't think it's love or like i think that this just this is
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like a connection like a symbiotic relationship i disagree it's gotta be love dude that creation
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is groaning waiting for the manifestation of the sons of god the creation it's not what do you mean
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No, they're like, oh, there's all these humans.
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Wait, you mean to tell me there's things called cars that go by on roads?
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But there's this one dude that's moving through here.
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He's feeding us chop and drop from other species.
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He's making sure we grow to our fullest potential.
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he's adding animals to the scene we've got the animals i don't think these plants have any side
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dog they're neutral they're they're they're for god and you are kind of doing a thing
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you're you're replicating god by creating don't give him more words because he's just gonna keep
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going that's kind of what you're doing you're you're that's what that's why you like growing
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the plants because you're not that you are god but this is what god does god nurtures and creates
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an environment for things to thrive you're just a stand-in you're just you're just watering
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but what i'm saying is that i think you spend enough time yeah no hold on you don't think when
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i get out of my car and walk up to my door that like the nectarine trees and the peach trees and
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avocado trees like dude that's our that's our guy like that's our human that's like they rejoice
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bitch when they know i think that's our guy that's our guy like we both i think i think that
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they recognize you i don't think that they like dang right they do yeah and i think recognize
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enough to replicate but like yeah if i murdered you in your spot then they'd probably replay that
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too and if he murdered you and then he took your job over they wouldn't miss you at all
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this guy crushes he's doing it all now no no disagree 100% whatever dude they'd be like that
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was our guy dude yeah but they had a better job and then they wouldn't remember you actually no
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it might be cursed like the land might be cursed 100% but if you if you died and then somebody
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else came and kept tending this they would just be like maybe it'd be generations of trees would
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have to go on until they forgot about who was the dude that came to i thinks his trees are
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gonna miss him this is fascinating they love me bro who was the guy that came in and was told
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we have a connection man um was it elisha that told the dude go bathe in the in the jordan like
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seven times elisha yeah and when he comes back after being like reluctant about doing it he's
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like yo can i take like this dirt oh name it yeah and then he's gonna go put it back on the
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threshold where so where does he put the dirt does he put it like in his own house no no i think he
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puts it on the ground actually i think hyzer does a good breakdown of this dude where um he takes
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it back in uh what is it the god ramon i think the god r-i-m-m-o-n is maybe the one that they're
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serving there and he says hey man when i'm in there i have to bow down to this god ramon or
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otherwise the king uh he was a ninevite you just read about jonah right i think um naaman was from
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nineveh i think either way wherever it was they worshiped this god ramon i think and then he was
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saying so when i take this earth and put it back down it's a territory thing yeah it's a territory
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thing yeah he's like i don't want it to be like i'm worshiping ramon but i have to get on my knees
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there or the king's gonna kill me i want to make sure it's clear i'm worshiping you the true living
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god right oh that's like a sneaky thing man dirt's powerful that's when tops like oh yeah no the dirt
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doesn't matter the trees don't love no we just said no no this stuff does matter all right well
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can you disagree you don't you just told the story you just had raven tell the story about
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how the land is alive dude well it's yeah so i'm saying it's a lie but i think that you're applying
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human emotions to this thing i just think that i think the bible does in romans eight we just
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read it this morning i don't like groaning is not an emotion i mean i'd be groaning groaning
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but groaning is not an emotion but it's also an emotion does it is it not symbolic that an
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emotion is happening okay but it's an emotion for them to be completed to and restored to how they
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were in eden not to this guy watered me you know what i mean yeah hey that was part of how it was
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in eden man had a good environment what was eden a good environment hey this human's going around
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he doesn't have to but he's trying to create a good environment for us because he loves us
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thank you we're getting caught on finish reading this guy's story good god good
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nancy didn't do that you did wait nancy really quick chime in do you think that
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sure yes why are you seeing it like that oh there you go okay i don't like that i think
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that's very much hey yeah they love you look at that this is you
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no nancy it's very telling how you answer this i'm curious what you're taking this
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always be in the food for a z man always that's like the perfect ratio
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is that true i think that's true nance i don't think that's true appreciate they don't love you
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they appreciate you they see you and when you say yeah that's our guy but love no it's like that's
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our guy as a matter of fact the default setting of man is supposed to be what you're doing so
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they're like yeah do your job do your job bitch pretty much i think that's what they're what
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they're doing but i think if you have a if you have a relationship with with this thing it's
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more likely to replicate what kind of relationship you can't see you have a strong relationship with
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the land dude even like jess like when we first got there and we had these giant oak trees no
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that's not the same relationship like these are our trees like these are our tree can you believe
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like they're beautiful big oak trees like these are our trees and it was like yeah we had this
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strong sense of like yeah this is our land like we have to take care of this land like this is rad
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we don't we're not owed any land on the earth but like we get given a little piece of land on the
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earth like yeah man i want to steward it right anyway point being is i don't think that that's
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a ghost i think that that's a memory and i think that that's reflected by the shit around it i
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think that they had a fondness for this person did they love it i'm not so sure but they're like
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why are you against this whole love thing i don't understand what's happening you're very touchy
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about it because god's creation is neutral do you love your what in that back area love is not like
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wrapped into the creation for love for god okay not for you i think these things are about those
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created in the image and likeness of god i think the animal world what do you mean by love like
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exactly like one human means love to another like what kind of she's asking you love yeah love what
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is love like the way yeah love you know what it is to love no agape what does that mean love man
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a gape you want to gape your tree no you're gaping your trees dog no it's i just all right
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whatever whatever emotion you want to put toward it fine can we finish the problem when city
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slickers don't understand a connection to the land i think this is a big deal man he thinks
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there is no neutrality there is no neutrality they're all on the side of god but i just don't
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think that they're there oh he hates it the chat's on my side on this one but the chat
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knows what's up mike says baby don't hurt tree yeah don't actually no more okay
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one show is too much for you a lot of times man all right hang on let's wrap it up let's wrap it
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matt is pocahontas yeah he is stop it man yeah you are make matt pocahontas yeah he's doing
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come on they found out what her name was and went out to the cemetery to see if they could
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find her tombstone sure enough they found it her grave was located only 10 feet away from the
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nursery yeah where he had the encounter with her he said he had never experienced anything like that
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before or since again i'm not sure what to think about this as a christian but again appalachia
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is one hell of a spooky place these mountains have stories to tell love you guys no that's
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fucking it yeah no love yeah oh no you mean oh yeah they like you they appreciate you no like
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you guys no love you guys like you guys and i hope this makes it on the next chronicles episode
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human being yeah to have for another you're saying there's not love wrapped up in the
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entirety of creation that god made and god is love not for you that's right kind of rude and mean
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If you have animals, they can't just grow up and have a better life.
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They're 100% dependent on the life you create for them.
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I am talking about wood that's been cut down and then created into a nursery inside of an old church.
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I think the wood just had a fondness, like the materials.
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of like that person so the reflection thing the reason i say that is because if it's a horrifying
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incident it'll show you it'll show you that too that'll be like a haunting so whatever it is it's
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a retention and a reflection retention of energy good or bad and it's like uh the story that
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merkle tells her rest in peace no uh that that not not merkle but the lady from jesus culture
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was saying uh for kim walker how did you get those two people mixed up she was on merkle show
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where uh there was like uh some sort of warlock don't touch my feet with your feet please stop
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or which and they would come to the church all the time because there's an energy flowing through
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there yeah they want that they want that so like there is an energy people are using it uh to
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receive the holy spirit in there but then there's a guy in the back levitating he's doing some other
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shit yes yeah it's just this energy it's this thing it's this uh material almost like a thinness
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of the veil or something like that and so yeah i mean i don't think uh i don't think it's
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i don't think it's love i don't think the walls have love you guys are very anti-love dude no
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it's not that i'm just saying it doesn't make sense in the capacity of love because why then
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would it reflect a horrifying moment of like a murder or some sort of fucked up reason a loving
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human has to deal with that has to deal with those emotions but you don't reflect it well now
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you're like if a human goes through trauma they don't reflect it in the way they live well i can
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see you trying to get there that's not but it makes a little bit more sense if it's just retention
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and reflection yeah maybe listen maybe it does love i don't know i can't speak for oh there's
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my guy there he is no no you are sexual love you're attributing this aspect to it but what
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we're saying in the end it's going to reflect this strong emotion which may okay which love
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is not an emotion but one of those things that may reflect is love okay but we're also talking
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about wood panels on a wall i know but you're just touchy because you know you should have a
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food forest and you don't and you're like oh maybe if i had the food forest going i would have that
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strong what i will say is he has a forest he has an actual forest i do have an actual forest where's
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your forest why can't we just start i don't know what grows in there but it's why can't we just
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start with the border just go mulberry loquat fig banana what's this we hold on let's finish let's
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finish what are you talking about it's finished no it's not one more sentence uh love you guys
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like you and i hope this makes it on the next chronicles episode let me know if y'all
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want me to send in a few more personal stories from my time as a game warden here the answer
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is yes do that i've got plenty of them and my wife doesn't listen to me when i tell them to her
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yeah yeah no i met them i feel like maybe it's a love issue no i feel like he was like saying
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stuff to her and she probably was like yeah i've heard enough you kind of could i could see that
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Did she come in here and look around and go like, wow.
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You want to experience real love, go plant a tree.
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I know that Top doesn't believe in wood and the nature and the connection between man
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So I'm sure Matt would be the only one to appreciate this.
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I believe in it so much that I will reject the offer because he's going to be putting all of his energy into this wood.
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I'm a woodworker on the side and would love to send y'all something I'm making for y'all in the mail.
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Let me know if it's okay and where to send it if it is.
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Send it to the fucking standard coffee shop.
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