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00:01:00.000 Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode of NDS Chronicles,

00:01:27.920 the show where we read your submitted paranormal testimony if you want to shoot us an email with

00:01:33.120 your strange encounter or strange story you can do that at chroniclesnds at gmail.com as always

00:01:39.280 i am david lee corvo aka the raven that is top lobster the father of disinformation what's up

00:01:44.780 before we get into today's episode let's try it again yeah we're gonna try it

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00:02:22.600 going to go very fast are we going to even do a show on monday because you might be busy right

00:02:27.100 uh yeah i don't know it's gonna be a problem maybe maybe a late one okay if i come back uh in time

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00:02:43.800 your nipples from uh disrespectfully protruding protruding disrespect nasty nasty nasty nipple 0.99

00:02:51.080 having ass nasty there goes nasty um all right nasty just say that's it's very nasty oh by the 1.00

00:03:00.120 way i guess we're gonna open up some stuff because we got something here from the start 0.98

00:03:03.640 the show with that yeah let's start the show i'm excited it says you printing on it i don't know

00:03:07.200 what that does say you printing and it specifically says two nds chronicles which is interesting

00:03:12.860 that's not necessarily let's open up what we opened up already because we thought it was

00:03:16.440 something else i thought it was a uh a sign from one of our sponsors uh but it's not it was actually

00:03:23.020 something we're expecting a sign from uh from purged suddenly or purge store purge store so

00:03:27.980 it looked like that because it did say that it had a neon sign on it and nobody was there any note

00:03:33.300 no i don't think there was a note there's never a note i don't know how how to how people ship

00:03:38.720 things um but one of the things that came in here is this oscar meyer wiener mobile which i greatly

00:03:46.760 appreciate uh thank you very much nameless stranger and this is going to now be a permanent uh piece

00:03:53.080 of decor yeah i'll take that one down yeah let's go in order of uh in order of coolness in order

00:03:59.060 of coolness yeah well i mean not to say the oscar meyer wiener truck's not cool it's just the least

00:04:03.260 cool what was the other thing that we got oscar meyer wiener truck the book oh that's very cool

00:04:09.020 yes the book is very cool so we got uh the book of enoch volume one in the nephilim series this

00:04:15.280 complete edition one two and three of who sent this stuff uh oh actually this came from sean d

00:04:20.760 thank you sean d he was not in the chat so he's not going to hear this until afterwards but thank

00:04:24.860 you very much i used to do a workout program from a guy a gay dude named sean t oh not the same guy

00:04:29.960 any relation no i don't think so i think i don't think all sean's are related but this is really

00:04:34.380 spectacular so go back so check this out not only is it the book of enoch with the forward that's

00:04:39.820 written by uh our very own and i'm claiming him timothy alberino he belongs to us uh but also

00:04:45.600 it is signed by timothy alberino incredible wow

00:04:51.000 unbelievable the bridge has been divided yes something like that i don't know if that's how

00:04:56.920 that goes but very very very cool and then let's show off this is this is an unbelievable piece

00:05:02.480 de resistance this is people are you guys ready for this and we almost fucking crazy we almost

00:05:07.720 made the mistake of putting this up yeah dude in the in the the shot we're gonna put it up oh we're 0.81

00:05:12.300 definitely gonna put it up but we almost made the mistake of putting it up right before one of them

00:05:16.920 walked one of them walked in you'll see what we mean in a moment here big reveal the neon

00:05:22.660 tortas side it's crazy and if we had put it up on the wall it would have been right before an

00:05:28.360 actual thought that walked in here they would not it would not have been good for us no well it

00:05:33.320 would have been just fine for us they would have not felt good about it they would have just been

00:05:36.240 looking at like what's that mean what's that mean it means fat delicious sandwiches no dog this is

00:05:40.960 going this got to go somewhere where it's constantly displayed yes it might even take the spot of the

00:05:45.900 benny benny elohim chat what do we think uh yeah guys do you is this gonna be in the iconic sign

00:05:52.320 by the way spell uh still reserves that alberino graced you with his signature oh my god i don't

00:05:57.100 know who so he graced sean d with his signature he had no idea that this would end up in our

00:06:03.120 possession but now we have it and now we have it now it belongs to us so very excited by the way

00:06:07.440 guys i just want to say that i kind of still want to do ask him about sending us a copy yeah i would

00:06:12.120 for the winner of the winner of the albarino costume contest that's going to take place at

00:06:17.380 brohemian grove and guys i'm very excited we haven't announced the lineup but what i do want

00:06:21.560 to say is brohemian grove is going to be a show it's going to be a show it's not going to be like 0.87

00:06:26.200 lou alessandro bullshit whatever he's doing no it's not a fucking conference this is not a 0.96

00:06:29.880 conference this is going to be a lot of fun it's not even a conference that's like a 30 minute 0.99

00:06:32.540 and matt's in the room again what's up matt are you okay it's why you come in here with your heavy

00:06:35.800 spirit we're live but go say hi to the people come on come say hi no i thought you guys already

00:06:39.900 by the way i think it was uh laura baker's internet that was causing an issue we're totally

00:06:45.540 fine now right there we're live camera it's the camera that you're hovering over with your body

00:06:49.920 that's all right just kick off okay so we have something else here this is from um

00:06:53.420 well you took too long uh this actually says that it is for nbs chronicles if you want to

00:07:00.820 send anything here 1552 bella cruz drive how serendipitous sweet beat well i don't know if

00:07:06.840 that really matters because if you look up because the blood bank has been getting all our stuff

00:07:10.400 that's not true yeah with like weird like no no if you look up the standard coffee shop

00:07:15.700 amy says go away amy's had enough of you thank you amy um arnie is back nope it's amy if you

00:07:23.160 want to send anything to us look up the standard coffee shop in lady lake florida not the one in

00:07:28.120 yes in brownwood and as matt said it is sweet b it is so sweet we're right next to the blood bank

00:07:33.000 so i don't know why this one specifically says nds chronicles but most people say like nice things

00:07:38.240 that you only pull up the one thing no no no no people don't say nice things about you at all

00:07:41.840 most people say what amy says don't don't call her arnie her name is amy and she's the best

00:07:47.780 um pull to open is this is this like a can full of uh snakes oh maybe they know they know we go

00:07:55.520 to uh pentecostal church um it's interesting because we weren't supposed to do chronicles

00:08:01.380 today this thing shows up yeah lower baker gets uh canceled because of bad internet yep yep yep

00:08:06.380 and we decided to do chronicle so we're gonna open this guys did you like the dustin nemo show last

00:08:10.960 night i thought that was a really great show a lot of fascinating insight let's do a little poll

00:08:14.940 in the chat to see if you guys like the dustin nemo show don't say a little poll when dustin

00:08:18.680 nemo used to be a gay stripper whoa he used to be a stripper at a gay bar hey that's not cool

00:08:24.580 yeah well don't say poll and dustin nemo's in the same in the same sentence yeah yeah he used to be 0.99

00:08:29.380 a gay uh used to be a gay guy but he has been delivered he ain't gay no more all right hold 0.93

00:08:35.340 on a second we got uh this is taking a lot to open there we go there we go no no it's just 0.82

00:08:40.980 bubble wrap we don't need a knife what is this what a great mystery all right guys right in the

00:08:45.420 corner there go ahead and uh look at that wait oh what is it that's so cool that is nice

00:08:54.900 anime characters i love it dude that's dope who said that cool uh i don't know

00:09:02.400 nobody ever says you have the box oh hey that's nice look at that that's so dope look he's got 0.99

00:09:08.860 six fingers in the back yeah it says neff boys neff boys oh that's like the nelf boys but different 0.97

00:09:14.800 it's super cute but we have to frame it this fucking literally has no information on it 0.92

00:09:20.500 um so whoever you are thank you and i love you 0.91

00:09:25.500 but i don't know who you are remarkable somebody please uh claim that i don't know

00:09:33.960 hold on we'll frame this that's great what a cool day huh uh we're gonna get into some stories

00:09:39.620 i'm sure it's gonna be good these guys are voting in the chat uh oh they everybody unanimously

00:09:44.700 did you like a one in the chat if you like it a two in the chat if you liked it yeah yes or yes

00:09:51.020 choose choose wisely yeah i know chronicle a chron niggle sancho says dustin is still

00:09:57.580 crashing out in my comment section he's freaking out man oh yeah i'm sorry that's not it's not

00:10:02.280 it's not christ-like it's not christ-like to to set to set him up with a live stream so that he

00:10:07.880 could talk to absolutely nobody that was a a really i commend you is a great move jesus high

00:10:13.440 level troll a high level troll is what you pulled off last night you think so i think so i think it

00:10:18.400 was fantastic it's been because it's been a while since i did something uh i think worthwhile yeah

00:10:22.280 no that was good that was really good that was good yeah i think so chad was that good i think

00:10:26.120 it was dude i think it was fantastic i'm sitting there on the on the on the sofa watching from

00:10:30.460 from from is that mgm or oh yeah oh yeah oh m uh it's a you know what i watch what you watch 0.95

00:10:38.080 yesterday your dog eat 50 pieces of xylitol fucking gum or whatever i didn't watch i wasn't 0.90

00:10:43.260 sure how he did it didn't throw it up it was kind of actually a miracle amazing no i watched uh 0.98

00:10:47.960 extraction one and then i watched extraction two extraction extraction what is that about 0.56

00:10:53.800 bullshit it's with le uh not liam neeson it's the guy that played hulk the the guy that played 0.63

00:10:58.760 thor oh chris hemsworth chris hemsworth man good movie okay that's my kind of movie what is it 0.99

00:11:04.500 about i don't even know what it's about not just shooting oh hell yeah hell yeah dude i like that

00:11:08.640 Killing an hour and a half of just blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, killing. 0.97

00:11:12.680 I loved it. 0.96

00:11:13.200 I watched it.

00:11:13.980 So the show is called From.

00:11:15.180 It's on MGM+.

00:11:16.160 You can get it on Amazon Prime.

00:11:17.640 It's basically a...

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00:11:49.640 Town that's in a pocket dimension that people accidentally end up at and then can't leave.

00:11:53.740 No matter how they try to drive away, they always end up back in the town.

00:11:56.340 It's like Lady Lake, Florida.

00:11:57.420 Exactly. And at night, just like Lady Lake, Florida, demons come out.

00:12:01.240 They look like regular people. They knock on your doors and windows and ask to be let in.

00:12:04.940 And then when you let them in, they fucking eat you. 0.99

00:12:06.620 well it's actually really fascinating vampire lore vampire lore but they're they're subterranean 0.99

00:12:12.040 they sleep during the day they're a little reptilian kind of a deal shapeshifters very

00:12:16.800 cool um so i'm watching that and all of a sudden i get a notification we live that we're live and

00:12:22.600 i'm like how could we possibly be live i'm live i'm sitting here with uh with my wife watching

00:12:27.660 from uh so i look and it's just dustin nemos's disheveled face he looks like a crackhead we got

00:12:34.620 86% yes okay 14% yes for okay that's a good it's actually uh a little bit more of a gap than i

00:12:41.280 would have thought i thought for sure it would have been unanimously yes uh but it is yes it's

00:12:46.100 also yes so um you know i look over and it's just all of a sudden our intro is playing and i go

00:12:52.540 fascinating season four yeah that's interesting neph hunter because i just started watching it

00:12:58.080 and i started watching it thinking that it was going to be like lost i'm like they're going to 0.61

00:13:02.780 make this show go on for fucking ever and it might i mean like neph hunter said season four 0.68

00:13:07.120 of from drops this uh sunday which is fun for me i'm only on season two though right now um but it 0.86

00:13:13.480 feels very much like lost feels like it's gonna go on forever they're gonna really muddy the plot

00:13:17.380 i don't know that they know what they're doing so far so good though anywho um and i look over 0.81

00:13:22.200 after our intro is done playing and it's just fucking it's just dust and nemos looking like 0.96

00:13:26.960 a crackhead emaciated um not not looking good is what i this is not the dustin nemos of old 0.99

00:13:34.280 that had the athleticism of swinging on the pole at the gay club this is a dustin nemos who 0.97

00:13:40.660 looks hungry um looks pale looks like he hasn't been out in the sun in some time 0.72

00:13:46.440 hasn't shaved hasn't cleaned himself up and he's making these claims at some point that like he's

00:13:52.580 got to go because he's watching a movie night with his kids even though he's furiously tweeting

00:13:57.220 at me there he is debate begins shortly i love that i love that look he's got all his books

00:14:05.900 because he wants you to know that he reads and this is him he's making a couple of dad jokes

00:14:11.500 there's no tall one why is one cold top who's bottom oh there you go the bottom joke 0.95

00:14:17.980 i feel bad about this i dragged the shit out of him on x a lot last night a lot last night 0.84

00:14:26.240 yeah i was annoyed because he has this this thing that he does where if you don't let him on your 0.85

00:14:32.840 show if you don't extend an invite he decides that you're controlled op then he spurges out 0.87

00:14:37.540 and then you have him on the show and you go hey what the fuck is wrong with you yeah yeah and then

00:14:41.980 he apologizes to you publicly on our show that's what happened and then he goes back on the internet 0.80

00:14:46.360 after after some time has passed and he decides once again to just start spurging out we're

00:14:51.040 controlled op we're something something i don't know couldn't tell you i don't talk to him i don't 0.99

00:14:55.840 respond to him when he talks to me i don't respond to his dms i don't watch his fucking content i 0.92

00:15:00.800 have no idea what's going on but he's spurging out once again right and then you know given enough 0.96

00:15:06.620 time uh he once again agrees to come on the show and this was just you just let him sit there you

00:15:13.240 just let him sit there you said pretty late this is like nine o'clock at night you said uh i was

00:15:17.840 in the hospital with my dog yep uh didn't have camera problems no no no that's what you told 0.99

00:15:23.720 him um i lied to the people but yeah i mean it was just like you know a a stupid comment where 0.90

00:15:31.080 he said that we were amateurs for no reason which is like i don't know i don't know what's i don't 0.85

00:15:35.280 even know what to make of that he's gonna leave and i said no now we're never dustin that's so

00:15:38.940 funny yeah and then i felt bad after a little while why um i i don't know what am i i gotta

00:15:46.980 tell you yeah one of my favorite moves you've you've pulled really yeah i think so that means 1.00

00:15:51.000 a lot because you didn't do anything malicious you just said here you go you dumb fuck here you go 0.99

00:15:56.700 here's the live stream go ahead sit there figure it out figure out what's gonna happen he's he's 0.99

00:16:00.760 airing it out now so you still have an answer to my question though if your top lobster is the

00:16:05.700 short guy bottom lobster this is when i by the way he just got raided did you hear that no he's

00:16:17.300 watching a movie with his kids and he's like i'm like look man i get it because you're a decent

00:16:23.700 guy it's just like this is the best part of the show okay we got to play this part guys this is

00:16:28.680 this was i thought uh the comic release here and this is just as i'm walking into the veterinary

00:16:34.740 office to go see if my dog is dead but here we go so you can hear him is the sound on yeah 0.83

00:16:42.340 that is the craziest move that is the best shit ever i man the timing on that the faces he's 0.97

00:16:58.080 making leading up to that moment is very funny it's very funny i have to say i'll give a little 0.99

00:17:03.280 pat on the back i haven't done this in a while that was good dude i put away my malicious hat

00:17:07.000 that was fucking funny but i kind of brought it out here i didn't get to see that part because 0.67

00:17:10.940 my phone died you know my phone is always dying surprise um it died yeah and yeah javier says 0.93

00:17:18.620 maybe he gets the ideas from the bugs that are living in his beard i don't know man i i can't

00:17:24.100 explain to you why he's a real one amy thinks it's hilarious matt didn't think it was funny

00:17:28.160 that was sad about it yeah i can't tell you why he constantly decides to turn on us for no reason

00:17:33.500 whatsoever yeah we gave that guy a platform three maybe four times and it was because he did good

00:17:41.340 research and he was canceled from other platforms and we decided like yo this is a guy that could

00:17:46.120 use some help let's help him out hey ontario come on down to bed mgm casino and check out our newest

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00:18:14.200 betmgm operates pursuant to an operating agreement with i gaming ontario and eventually we just 0.96

00:18:20.320 stopped hitting him up because he would come on the show and say the exact same shit every time 0.96

00:18:23.500 i said hey that's our job to say the same exact shit every time that is our job a multitude of 0.99

00:18:27.700 times but we can't keep having you on if you're gonna say the same shit after he was supposed to 0.99

00:18:31.160 do an episode on on uh solomon and then it turned into the nephilim or jews which he volunteered to 0.99

00:18:36.900 do he volunteered himself to do that show and then he said nope gonna do the same old shit and we 0.63

00:18:41.260 and we left it alone we said you know what let's just not extend invites anymore yeah let's just 0.86

00:18:44.960 ignore them then all of a sudden because we're not hitting him up to come on the show anymore 0.76

00:18:49.360 he starts fucking spiraling on us and here we are again after he apologized to you on the last 0.98

00:18:53.680 just bizarre fucking behavior the guy legitimately has parasites yeah he has demons there's things 0.99

00:18:59.740 that are whispering in that dude's ears which is why we opened up this box to show people our 0.99

00:19:03.640 parasite cleanse that's what we thought it was going to be because we're trying to hook people

00:19:06.500 up i got a torta sign and then we had a torta walk in here yeah brass knuckle bible club says what

00:19:11.080 the nephilim are juice let me tell you something a little throwback when we first had him on the 0.99

00:19:14.480 show i laughed so hard when he said that it was the greatest shit in the world we said 0.99

00:19:18.080 talking about demons and he goes and we're going like a demon is a dead nephilim and he goes to 0.99

00:19:22.920 the nephilim are jews so he goes demons are dead jews totally stone face and i fucking like 0.99

00:19:31.420 full sideways i literally fell sideways off the camera screaming laughing they're dead jews and 0.99

00:19:38.440 when i come back from laughing he fucking still stone face yeah i said what i said and i thought 0.99

00:19:44.820 it was the greatest shit ever because you know whatever i mean it's a fantastic line um but then 0.99

00:19:50.900 afterwards he said they're not they're not you keep coming on the show at every show i'm like 1.00

00:19:56.080 tell us about king solomon he goes demons are dead jews i'm like fucking come on man and they're evil 0.92

00:20:01.560 and this and i'm like yeah yeah yeah we heard it and then if we don't invite you back to say it 0.98

00:20:06.120 again and again and again and then when he accuses us by the way he goes it's because my information

00:20:10.420 is too dangerous and too offensive we have literally been dubbed one of the most offensive 0.99

00:20:14.540 shows on the internet you think we give a fuck yeah that you're saying the jews are demons we 0.99

00:20:19.200 invited you back three more times after you said that we said that in front of people like actually 1.00

00:20:24.060 there in front of us said it on stage we said a bunch of invited you we invited you to the second

00:20:29.180 bro he didn't grow and you were too afraid he was too afraid to come to bro he didn't grow if the

00:20:32.960 people are ready to hear what i'm gonna say but then he tells me that he's a warrior he goes i'm

00:20:36.680 warrior you know what krieger means because his last name's not nemos it's krieger and he goes 0.54

00:20:40.920 krieger means fucking warrior i'm a warrior what it meant we looked it up oh i looked it up yeah 0.98

00:20:45.280 bring that up and he goes yeah it means warrior i'm like you're fucking 75 pounds and you're 1.00

00:20:49.260 afraid to come to a venue where we were inviting you as a friend you're a fucking warrior you're a 1.00

00:20:54.220 coward you're a coward with with this one trick and if people don't keep inviting you back to do 1.00

00:20:58.980 the one trick you turn on them despite all of the goodwill you know and and the inviting on the 1.00

00:21:04.660 platform and all this other shit he'll tell you after he spurges out on you for not inviting him 0.99

00:21:09.360 he goes by the way you guys suck and your platform sucks and i don't need it at all why are you being 0.99

00:21:15.860 a mean guy why are you being meanie you're being a big meanie about not being invited on our 1.00

00:21:21.180 platform and then you tell us that our platform is useless and it sucks i don't fucking understand 0.97

00:21:24.800 this is also from uh google and it's you know right it's hard to say if that's true but i do 0.94

00:21:30.220 think it's true this is what google says well to be fair it's ai is what's telling us this so okay 0.93

00:21:34.880 yeah yeah so that's gemini yeah yeah it's it's a german noun meaning faggot worm and i think this 0.96

00:21:40.380 is pathetic yeah i screenshotted it badly so it's just bizarre it's like one of those things where 0.96

00:21:45.400 it's like always lines up the name lines up never tells yeah it tells the truth always tells the 0.93

00:21:49.080 truth never lies i don't understand dude you try to be nice to people and that's what you get so

00:21:52.820 let's get into some of these stories today uh this is uh nds chronicles very excited and this

00:21:57.840 is a limited preview the reason that we are giving this to youtube is really just to tell

00:22:00.900 you guys about what's going on with uh brohemia but maybe we'll give you some stories we might 0.96

00:22:05.160 give you some stories nancy's not here is she would somebody wake that bitch up um here let's 0.99

00:22:09.820 see what we got i think we got one in the uh email today which i'm too lazy to kind of go 0.97

00:22:16.260 through and find what's recent and what's not recent colin wants to know if he can still shop

00:22:20.240 at kroger's i think that's fine it's because his name is krieger oh yeah i'm pretty sure you can

00:22:26.240 still shop at Kroger's um that's fine yeah uh you know what's funny too uh FOJ is in the chat he says

00:22:32.700 Nemos is the same as Tim Albarino I now love Tim Albarino he sent us a signed copy and uh uh you

00:22:39.800 know I would say that he's Timothy Albarino would never do this he would never do this to us and I

00:22:44.420 love him and honestly like yeah again I can't stop singing his praises I do think he might be

00:22:49.020 probably is a fed but i love him and i love lots of feds dude um but but but dustin is is just kind 1.00

00:22:57.820 of a twisted little faggot i don't know how else to put it that was probably not very nice 1.00

00:23:02.700 but he's he's all twisted up and fucked up um keep oregon savage what is this 1.00

00:23:09.200 dustin nemos i'm winning i'm winning nemo 0.99

00:23:12.040 yeah well that's the crazy thing is is he's on twitter and he's thinking that he's winning and

00:23:19.300 i'm saying uh horrifying things to him uh and they're very much not nice so here let's see

00:23:24.360 we got this um interesting email and this comes from keith this is in chronicles if you look this

00:23:30.620 up this comes from keith it's in the chronicles email yeah it's in the email i'm not gonna bring

00:23:33.720 it to the drive so he says dear mr nasty and mr gassy that's me yeah my wife called me uh tony

00:23:41.200 farts this strange uh keith we're not gonna say his last name strange visitor yeah strange visitor

00:23:46.060 okay i'm in so dear mr nasty and mr gassy in 2006 i bought a thomas gassy oh that's what that's a

00:23:53.760 banger thomas gassy is hilarious tweet that out hold on a second i gotta tweet that um all right

00:24:01.960 so in 2006 my family bought an old farm house i won't give you the whole layout of the house

00:24:07.080 thank you where's hgtv holly are you out there shout out to holly i texted her recently oh good

00:24:13.140 and there's the other holly there you go shout out to the hollies uh about a month after we all

00:24:17.760 moved in and settled in my wife oh hold on my wife uh my wife my wife my wife my wife

00:24:26.520 uh he says push button i don't know if he said push button six times my wife uh started to tell 0.97

00:24:33.740 me she always felt uneasy when she was home alone i never thought twice about it because women are 0.92

00:24:39.480 always complaining uh until right you know that's a true thing it do be facts uh busting skeet most 0.91

00:24:47.540 says i am holly oh all right that's a nice name holly busting busting skeet most is crazy bro 0.99

00:24:54.620 what the fuck uh so so uh what was i saying women are complaining right i never thought twice about 0.99

00:25:02.740 it until one night our second child was i just realized what's that we told those people where 0.99

00:25:08.340 to follow us immediately did uh a live and then oh my god and then called the called earth 0.91

00:25:15.420 oh man that's fucking i don't know what noise to make about that this is no this is from the 0.91

00:25:24.620 the the tortas in miami that's from the tortas in miami and it kind of has like miami vibes 0.99

00:25:29.540 think they fuck with you anymore no definitely not definitely not right this is a great sign i 0.82

00:25:33.500 might put this in my house no this has got to go this has got to be up where the people can see 0.99

00:25:37.720 guys send us things 1552 bella cruz drive uh the standard coffee shop in lady lake send us 0.81

00:25:42.320 all kinds of shit man this is fucking awesome thought of us uh okay so until one night our 0.96

00:25:48.520 second child was sleeping in our bed with us we would hear him gasp for air right when we were 0.99

00:25:54.840 about there's a period after that oh no that's just i'm sorry that's some debris on my screen

00:25:58.220 uh right when we were about to fall asleep so that night i didn't get any sleep i just watched

00:26:03.340 him to make sure uh he was all right dad mode was activated then about two or three months later

00:26:11.380 all the cabinet doors were open when we would go into the kitchen that's the classic poltergeist 1.00

00:26:15.820 shit i would shut them all and blame them on the two boys damn asshole on one of the two boys 0.99

00:26:21.680 after a week of this the cabinet doors would slam shut with no one in the kitchen at this point i'm 1.00

00:26:27.060 still thinking anything so i'm not thinking anything supernatural um you lack discernment

00:26:32.640 so i went out and replaced all the cabinet doors with anti-slamming doors now that he's gonna say

00:26:38.560 anti-semitism what i like is this next part now the drawers started to do that or do what the

00:26:43.200 what the doors did very funny if you switch to anti-slamming the poltergeist can't do it yeah

00:26:48.460 they go like they try and it's like that's so funny that's so funny that might be the number

00:26:53.920 one benefit to uh anti-slamming technology is that the the spirit the deceased spirit of the 1.00

00:26:59.860 nephilim cannot do it um did the whole process over again with them damn these motherfuckers 0.99

00:27:07.380 make you spend money how much is it to install it on all the cabinets and drawers it's hundreds 1.00

00:27:11.200 of dollars yeah that's not that's not cheap um my my oh my wife my wife my wife my wife my wife

00:27:21.140 faced is eight months pregnant at the time uh one night around two or three a.m sorry he's right 0.99

00:27:29.760 what is that oh the banana fucking took my my banana come on man what'd you put yeah you took 0.97

00:27:34.500 that he's ashamed of it banana menorah he was terrified of the tortas sign you know what 0.99

00:27:38.260 let that be a tortas are intimidating send us well yes but they are because they have no neck

00:27:43.460 no neck so like as far as like a tackle goes in the end of the whole thing oh yeah yeah the one

00:27:47.680 where they made him look like a handsome yeah yeah glow him up hey bring that up real quick

00:27:52.640 uh yeah matt was ashamed so when the when the lovely lady from the church came to ask us about

00:27:59.540 doing a straight bible on monday with another church live here um he hid the banana menorah

00:28:06.280 which is cowardly i think yeah uh i think you should be proud of your banana menorah we're

00:28:12.160 proud of the banana menorah i would never hide it from anybody by the way there will be a straight

00:28:15.460 bible yeah in a couple of mondays uh unless they watch this episode unless they watch this episode

00:28:20.320 april 27th we're gonna be doing another straight bible here in the evening with a full house of

00:28:27.220 people should we should we invite people uh yeah like a kind of a close if you're in this if you're 0.95

00:28:33.200 in this all right so we'll just fuck that we don't care what what is it a closed church thing 0.86

00:28:38.000 no we fucking invite our own people this is our own church right yeah so um april 27th if you're 0.99

00:28:43.020 here uh six to six thirty or something like that at the standard coffee shop in lady lake florida 0.91

00:28:48.780 uh come come in tortas come in uh bring your daughter sign come be here yeah i mean i love

00:28:54.960 this thing uh jen howard says hiding the banana menorah new euphemism thank you very much so uh

00:29:02.000 okay anyway uh my wife we did the buttons and my wife is eight is eight months pregnant at this

00:29:10.980 time one night around two or three a.m we need a where's the spooky music i forgot i cannot believe

00:29:18.120 we're not even doing the spooky music right okay okay hold on we go from the top from the top start

00:29:22.020 over uh my wife my wife is eight months pregnant at this time one night around two or three a.m my

00:29:30.200 radio in the detached garage started blaring jenny has a gun by aerosmith huh that's interesting

00:29:36.940 that's when i freaked out isn't it jamie has a gun is that a mandela effect it might be you know

00:29:44.080 who has a gun hold on check check out this mandela effect i got a gun raven has a gun

00:29:51.380 is that the same song uh yeah it is but look at this one here what is it it's it's a crazy 0.99

00:29:57.260 it's a crazy little show me the mandela effect oh shit yeah this is crazy so elephant tits it's 0.99

00:30:03.220 Janie. 1.00

00:30:03.680 Jenny?

00:30:04.860 Yeah, that's weird.

00:30:06.260 That does look like, once again, the skeletal structure of an elephant bears some creepy resemblance to a man. 0.99

00:30:12.500 Just all fucked up. 0.98

00:30:14.400 Yeah, from the side. 1.00

00:30:15.560 Like, look, you can see the teeth.

00:30:17.060 Yeah, I don't like the teeth specifically. 0.99

00:30:18.700 No, it's fucking creepy, dude. 0.98

00:30:21.120 Yeah. 0.99

00:30:21.480 Once again, to that Tower of Babel thing. 0.56

00:30:23.620 It's foot. 0.85

00:30:24.400 It's foot, it's skull, and the breasts. 0.99

00:30:27.520 I don't like them. 1.00

00:30:28.520 The breasts. 1.00

00:30:29.480 The tits. 1.00

00:30:30.200 The tits of that beast. 1.00

00:30:31.520 look at the tits on that beast they give me paws they don't have paws they have feet like a man 0.99

00:30:37.740 it is so weird thank you amy amy is just consistently over the target crushing that's 0.95

00:30:42.300 when i freaked out we agreed to have a religious leader come to my house and help with this oh bad

00:30:47.100 so that right there like aurelian but yeah what do you mean by religious leader a rabbi female

00:30:52.700 pastor a ribeye a female uh chat female pastor uh w or l in the chat for female yeah yeah dude

00:31:01.740 we'll take a let's run a poll yeah uh female pastor yay or nay we're gonna do with a poll

00:31:06.000 in a second it's gonna be uh one for yes and two for no okay okay no no you did it backwards you

00:31:13.960 just did it backwards what do you mean it's gonna be okay there it is guys there's the poll on the

00:31:19.240 screen all you gotta do is press the number that corresponds with your selection so

00:31:22.240 um we agreed to have a religious leader come to our house to help with this

00:31:27.700 we couldn't get any help without paying them a lot of money so it was a rabbi 1.00

00:31:31.300 at this point in our lives we we named the jew we're yeah come on justin nemos you stupid bitch 1.00

00:31:44.580 they do a hebrew oh my god they're doing a hebrew study class keep it down keep it down uh at this 1.00

00:31:50.900 point in our life money was something we had we not something we had to spare okay so you were broke

00:31:57.620 um this is why he's not in the chat oh this is somebody else he had any to spear well he said

00:32:01.860 spear but i know what he meant reminds me of the kandahar giant but this part is the weirdest part

00:32:06.660 there was a way sorry yeah printing is going well the designs are the hard giant on the

00:32:13.060 the kandahar giant we're going to have a dead giant the kandahar giant at brohemian grove for

00:32:19.480 everybody to pose with and take pictures with guys when i tell you we are making an effort to

00:32:24.180 make brohemian grove uh an experience i got a little nervous because i looked at lou alizondo

00:32:29.360 yeah and he can't sell tickets he he sold 10 of his tickets he had to cancel the tour for 0.88

00:32:34.580 whatever's happening that's crazy and i go fuck man that could be us every time we think we can't 0.90

00:32:39.740 sell them though we sell them well yeah so but we're actually going to be doing cool stuff you 0.97

00:32:45.020 guys can do cool stuff i have out the the the little knickknacks printed yeah there's a high

00:32:51.200 likelihood we're going to have cryptids and grays and the event like like legitimate cryptids and

00:32:56.800 legitimate gray well i mean legitimate is a weird word to use but yes we're gonna be there you have

00:33:01.580 to differentiate and the best way to find out is just opening them up oh yeah yeah you're getting

00:33:06.620 killed well uh i don't know what the so anyway there was a huge blizzard my family were stuck

00:33:13.360 at their mom's house at her mom's house and i was home alone just after sundown i got a knock on my

00:33:19.020 door now remember now remember it's snowing so much i can't see 10 feet from my house the man

00:33:28.740 at my door was an easy six five damn told me his car was stuck in a ditch and he saw my light on

00:33:35.520 the crazy thing is the house across the street is 20 feet from the road my driveway was a 1.00

00:33:42.160 quarter of a mile long i didn't want to say no so i said yeah come on in you fucking idiot i'll get 1.00

00:33:52.020 you set up on the couch this is some like old school country you can't let them in no you can't 1.00

00:33:58.800 let them in he said this guy walked up to him he had no mirror in his reflection an easy six foot

00:34:03.780 five and you let him sleep in your couch uh jen says i wish you guys were inviting us to some

00:34:09.380 place with less than 90 humidity in august yeah well this is where we live well jen put your hair 0.55

00:34:14.000 up yeah put your hair up jen look at my hair a little bit sweaty by the way quick recommendation

00:34:19.220 and honestly i gotta tell you i went to the brown two pairs of two pairs of panties uh double up on

00:34:25.300 panties i mean like wear them at the same time uh i went to the brownwood hotel uh-huh which is

00:34:30.220 right next to where the after hours hang is going to be nice one it's fancy so after the performance

00:34:35.680 day on eight eight we're all gonna hang out together at the second uh what's that called

00:34:41.280 standard coffee shop in brownwood and it's right next to the brownwood hotel i like the name of

00:34:47.140 this this person matt's little ear oh he doesn't have one of those and what's really fantastic

00:34:51.900 about this is there's this huge patio area that's really cool it's gonna be the evening so it's

00:34:55.860 going to get dark we're going to have a really good time um the hotel that's right there that's

00:35:00.600 attached to the patio i highly recommend staying at so when you guys book your hotels book at the

00:35:05.940 brownwood because you're going to want to be able to drink and hang out and then just go back up to

00:35:11.540 your room but i went into the brownwood to ask them if the bar on their lower floor is is accessible

00:35:18.520 to the public so you don't necessarily have to be booked there to go and get appetizers and drinks

00:35:24.200 she said absolutely and i have to call back when the bartender's active to find out if you're

00:35:29.560 allowed to take drinks to this patio area where we're all going to be chilling because if so

00:35:33.940 that makes for an unbelievable hang i am going to stay there wow i'm staying there because the pool

00:35:41.580 and the hang and the food and the drinks and the vibe of that place is so dope that i want to be

00:35:46.100 able to hang out there as long as i want and then i'm going to go up to my room and then in the 0.96

00:35:50.720 morning before the breakfast hang i'm going to get a fucking massage because they have like a spa 0.98

00:35:55.340 there i'm going to get a massage and then we're going to go all have breakfast together this guy 1.00

00:35:59.380 is this guy is the worst yeah dude that's what i'm fucking doing i'm going to be going home you're 1.00

00:36:04.940 an asshole dude i'm telling you brownwood hotel look it up it's so dope it's so dope okay anyway 1.00

00:36:12.860 so i let this uh tall man sleep on my sofa we talked for a little bit i don't remember any of 0.99

00:36:18.500 our conversation i went to my room with my black lab and 20 gauge in the morning he was already

00:36:25.760 ready to leave and told me search your basement and don't forget to look between the stairs and 0.97

00:36:33.200 wall what the fuck this is actually a really good story what the fuck and that's where i found one 0.99

00:36:42.480 of those boards i don't even want to type that name wait what he found a ouija board oh wow what 0.99

00:36:52.480 he says i don't even want to type the name out i found it there took it outside soaked it with gas

00:37:00.600 and burned it up you're not supposed to do that and never had a problem again oh man we are both

00:37:06.400 baptize and live our life for the lord now love the show love nancy love matt thanks keith dude

00:37:13.560 what oh keith is in the chat he says it's true wow that's how you know it's oh yeah i know keith 0.88

00:37:19.960 we know keith what up keith dude you fucking invite a see this is what you invite a stranger 0.82

00:37:25.880 into your house you didn't notice that he had like a ouija board on him like was he bumping yeah 0.99

00:37:29.960 yeah did he have anything when he came in keith like under his arm a briefcase maybe 0.99

00:37:35.820 had in his butt did he have it in his butt that's crazy man why would he want you to find it 0.98

00:37:45.560 well imagine he's hoping that you you would use it and then he's probably already got something 0.99

00:37:51.760 that's like linked into that one like this spirit is already i was like preloaded it's already hot

00:37:57.220 i warmed it up for you yeah yeah whoa man a handheld ouija that is yeah prison old prison

00:38:05.560 wallet ouija board trick yeah i think it was an angel helping me oh oh so he doesn't think he

00:38:14.900 left it there keith thinks this guy came in he helped somebody right you never know when you're

00:38:20.860 entertaining angels and this guy goes by the way i mean think about it he's saying like all this

00:38:26.860 stuff leading up to it there's an uneasy feeling his kid is like having trouble sleeping looks like

00:38:31.800 He's struggling in his sleep.

00:38:33.320 There's poltergeist activity.

00:38:34.700 His cabinets are slamming. 0.99

00:38:35.980 He's got to spend hundreds of dollars on fucking anti-slam stuff. 0.99

00:38:39.920 This dude comes. 0.98

00:38:41.340 And he's telling him, don't forget to look between this place.

00:38:44.700 And then after that, what does he say?

00:38:46.600 He goes, never had a problem again after he burned this thing up.

00:38:53.160 Whoa.

00:38:54.660 So who left it there, huh?

00:38:57.020 It must have been there when they bought it.

00:38:58.300 2006 he buys an old farmhouse

00:39:01.780 and after about a month after they moved in things get uneasy two or three months later 0.96

00:39:10.560 is where he starts buying all the anti-slam shit because that's how much it it escalates in just 0.90

00:39:16.340 that short period of time wow that's a fascinating story that's a banger i feel bad for uh being uh 0.90

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00:43:58.980 sport drink it's because i was doing such an isolated diet i was not getting potassium 0.98

00:44:04.700 magnesium uh uh all these other fucking things that are in here uh even even you know the sugar 0.96

00:44:10.360 is good for your brain i was just you've been delivered i have been delivered i was just eating 0.99

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00:44:26.800 what the plants need this is all regular shit this is all regular shit and i stripped it all 0.99

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00:44:42.940 yeah and it's walmart steak as uh amen rat says which is just making me super gassy it's super

00:44:47.960 it's actually sam's club steak but it's the same thing it's the same it's it's not great it's the

00:44:52.440 same thing yeah so uh thank you keith that was a great story uh i don't know if we have other

00:44:57.040 stories i haven't bothered to look at all you think we would have prepared we have a pdf of

00:45:01.340 treasure uh trevor's story it's a redemption the his story of redemption and this is actually very

00:45:08.960 interesting okay do you see that uh the email there what what this is in uh chronicles and

00:45:14.080 it's trevor's story oh okay story of redemption plus nephilim shit yeah so go ahead and open that 0.96

00:45:18.800 look at that it's like letterhead what the fuck yeah i know hey gang you asked for chronicles 0.98

00:45:23.280 materials or here you go try sending you uh this to you before but apparently you didn't give a 0.99

00:45:28.580 shit but that was back when you were lousy with submissions so maybe it got lost in the sauce 0.93

00:45:34.180 we're still really bad with submissions so don't be getting lost and it's ignored kung 0.99

00:45:38.520 pal buffalo says too many hot dogs brother i'm not gonna lie to you guys i actually had to stop 0.77

00:45:42.300 the hot dogs because my burps and my farts smelled like sulfur oh i don't i can't imagine that going

00:45:50.000 over well with oh no my wife was very upset yeah yeah and i just i gotta say to you know my wife

00:45:57.040 god bless her soul she's latina and she will she will get mad about my farts and then for dinner

00:46:03.200 she'll feed me beans and then she'll get mad about my farts and then for dinner she'll feed me beans 1.00

00:46:07.860 and it's just a vicious cycle of my wife 1.00

00:46:09.900 being constantly mad at me for my farts 1.00

00:46:11.460 while simultaneously feeding me beans

00:46:13.580 and I just don't know what to do about that

00:46:16.020 and then she goes, well, don't eat the beans

00:46:17.460 I go, I'm hungry

00:46:19.140 Yeah, that's like a Faustian bargain

00:46:21.480 Right, exactly

00:46:22.260 You gave me the beans

00:46:23.340 Trevor says that he recommends NDS to everyone he meets

00:46:27.940 and many of them are now avid listeners

00:46:29.840 Hell yeah, Trevor 0.91

00:46:30.840 I'll kiss your mouth 1.00

00:46:31.660 Let's go, bro 0.99

00:46:32.540 Then there's professional letterhead

00:46:34.240 which I won't dox your company

00:46:35.540 Dude, it's got our picture on it

00:46:37.860 When you open up the PDF.

00:46:39.360 It does, yeah.

00:46:39.980 No, no, but I'm talking about, like, beneath this.

00:46:41.900 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:46:42.980 This guy's, like, a big deal.

00:46:45.000 Yeah, we can't shout out your company unless you give us your blessing

00:46:48.080 because if you get doxed to your company and then you get fired

00:46:52.840 and it's our fault, that would suck. 0.88

00:46:54.460 Yeah.

00:46:55.440 So he says, hey, guys, and the H is huge.

00:47:00.660 It's like a fancy book.

00:47:02.260 We'll show them this.

00:47:02.980 This is actually great.

00:47:04.160 Yeah, we'll show this to you.

00:47:04.920 I wanted to show you what we're dealing with because this is what we expect. 0.96

00:47:07.660 when you guys email us this is what it's got to look like prologue what the fuck i don't even 0.83

00:47:12.180 know how he did this i don't even know what a prologue is also we have to backtrack to that 0.94

00:47:15.840 other guy's message ronnie edward says farts are dead juice oh god bless we have to backtrack to

00:47:25.400 the other uh chat gbt created oh yeah yeah the guy with the cat he was very sad about that he uh i 0.78

00:47:31.920 he's like i pulled my fucking heart out to you guys yeah it was real israel israel 0.99

00:47:37.780 um jacob israel gay e-gay e-gay like a wiley coyote wiley coyote israel e-gay 1.00

00:47:48.200 i'll see you in texas jacob all right yeah we're gonna be on stage with that fucking asshole 1.00

00:47:57.840 hey guys i've been wanting to write you for a while but my life is so chaotic for reasons 0.99

00:48:02.100 you're about to learn let's go that it's been damn near impossible to find a minute to get

00:48:07.100 this typed up i'm about to tell you the story of a guy who went from being an atheist to speaking 0.98

00:48:11.660 to an outdoor christian festival with thousands in attendance and yes there's nephilim shit along

00:48:17.380 the way all right i gave my testimony on september 7th at harvest fest in lead yard iowa okay so 0.92

00:48:24.800 you're cool with doxing yourself if you read on days where i live why nobody like me uh was 0.67

00:48:31.040 invited to speak there oh shit okay hold on oh you got a little prologue why was i an atheist 0.98

00:48:39.500 i grew up in southeastern minnesota mn right uh beats me southeastern mn i think that's minnesota 0.99

00:48:47.900 i'm pretty sure it's minnesota going to one of those extremely boring lutheran churches it's

00:48:51.600 almost like a catholic church but without all the pomp and circumstance it was excruciating to sit

00:48:56.500 through one of those services and the sunday school was equally as oppressive but that's not

00:49:00.440 why i was an atheist by the way somebody on instagram commented on our straight bible post

00:49:04.840 they say they were like oh this is basically catholic mass thank you very much or something

00:49:11.960 like that like this idea that what you guys were doing there that's what happens at catholic church

00:49:17.320 no it's not i've been well that's what they said to that i say okay good so that we don't need to

00:49:22.360 go to catholic church we could just read scripture here well no i think what we we need to have matt

00:49:27.160 wearing a dress we got to put him in a dress he's got to swing the thing with the smoke coming out 1.00

00:49:31.020 of it that's right he's also got to fuck the kids fuck some couple of you kids in the audience 1.00

00:49:36.600 come on up here kids i'm sorry oh you know it's funny atma said uh we can tell emily that you 1.00

00:49:43.300 finally went i actually finally blocked her oh yeah it was crazy you know what i on facebook

00:49:49.300 today on my personal facebook i guess because you opened the door uh yeah people are sending you

00:49:54.020 and 50 of them i don't check that that facebook 150 of them sent me friend requests about what i

00:49:58.500 had to yeah so i just accepted all of them and i got to her and i was like no i also did that

00:50:03.280 we did the same thing but it was just because uh she hasn't said anything at all except for mean

00:50:10.060 annoying shit for the last year yeah it's either mean or annoying mean or annoying and i go why do 0.91

00:50:17.300 i why do i and then i blocked it bible is not like catholic church no it's not it is uh catholic 0.98

00:50:23.720 church i think they all preach from the they all read from the same thing i don't even know if

00:50:28.240 they're giving a message or if they're just doing boring reading i don't know i've been to mass

00:50:32.240 before it's it's a it is boring you want to rip your face out yeah i don't know i don't know what

00:50:36.820 never been. Actually, I did go

00:50:39.380 when I was younger. They gave me a new name.

00:50:41.600 What was your name? I don't remember.

00:50:44.280 What was it? 0.99

00:50:45.000 I have no fucking idea. 0.99

00:50:47.080 Why would you need a new name? David's a pretty 0.99

00:50:49.320 good name. They gave you a new name.

00:50:51.480 When I was almost 15, I was an extremely

00:50:53.180 traumatic car accident.

00:50:55.280 At the time, the Mayo Hospital in

00:50:57.040 Rochester. Delicious. Yeah, the famous one

00:50:59.180 that celebrities like Saddam Hussein went to

00:51:01.200 said that I was their third worst

00:51:03.240 surviving case in history. Holy shit. 1.00

00:51:05.100 damn i was ejected from a rolling car at 90 miles an hour and hit something large and triangular 0.99

00:51:10.300 with my chest all of my organs were crushed but ironically all you could see that was wrong with 0.99

00:51:17.280 me was that i had a massive triangular bruise on my chest and i had blood coming out of my ears 0.95

00:51:22.420 that's like whoa how sam kinnison died oh yeah he got fucked up and he wasn't even like showing 0.70

00:51:27.720 any signs but he had all internal damage yep um luckily it was mea and the car crash happened 0.96

00:51:34.720 in a ditch outside of one of our

00:51:36.660 lunch lady's houses. What does that mean?

00:51:39.000 It was M.E.A.

00:51:40.940 Mia!

00:51:43.960 Had blood on it. 0.94

00:51:44.820 Luckily, it was M.E.A.

00:51:47.100 And the crash happened

00:51:48.760 outside the ditch.

00:51:50.560 I don't know what that means.

00:51:51.880 I don't know. Somebody in the chat will let us know.

00:51:54.360 She called 9-11.

00:51:56.380 Shout out. And the helicopter came to bring me to the hospital.

00:51:58.960 I don't remember any of this, which is a 0.93

00:52:00.640 fucking shame because I'm a huge fan of 0.97

00:52:02.600 Pinochet. 0.99

00:52:03.080 he's like a spanish dictator that would uh damn which which country exactly i forget one of the 0.96

00:52:11.860 south american countries he put communists on a plane or socialists on a plane and just throw 0.90

00:52:16.940 them off that's cool yeah um somebody said a fat raven said did raven get a confirmation name i

00:52:22.580 think that's what it is yeah confirmation i made confirmation correct yeah confirmed yeah chile

00:52:28.740 Chile.

00:52:29.180 But Sam says Brasil.

00:52:30.660 No, no, not Brazil.

00:52:31.580 I would have known.

00:52:32.860 It's Chile, yeah.

00:52:33.920 Okay.

00:52:34.420 Okay.

00:52:35.520 I don't remember any of this.

00:52:36.820 He's a fan of Rotary aircraft.

00:52:39.160 The buddy I was with broke his arm and his collarbone.

00:52:42.080 The extent of my injuries were nuts. 0.99

00:52:44.320 Damn. 0.99

00:52:45.380 I wake up a month later in a hospital bed, 1.00

00:52:47.300 tripping balls, 0.74

00:52:47.880 thinking that I'm peeling all the skin off my nose. 0.99

00:52:49.820 In reality,

00:52:51.040 I'm peeling the tape off that's securing my feeding tube.

00:52:54.620 I looked down

00:52:57.240 and all of my bowels

00:52:58.880 were outside of my body

00:53:00.500 wrapped in what appeared to be gauze

00:53:02.760 this obviously shocks me

00:53:05.100 prima facie

00:53:06.180 but also I have no idea where I am

00:53:09.300 or like why I'm there 0.98

00:53:10.860 this nigga said prima facie? 0.98

00:53:12.400 what does that even mean? 1.00

00:53:14.040 on its face

00:53:14.780 eventually I get some wits about me

00:53:17.560 and find out what's happened

00:53:18.600 all told both of my lungs collapsed

00:53:20.800 my heart got torn like for real 0.96

00:53:22.880 not in a gay way 0.78

00:53:23.780 five of the vertebrae in my neck broke i had some a subdermal hematoma and i had a green stick

00:53:32.000 fracture in my arm what's that mean this guy is saying so many smart things yeah i mean it's all 0.93

00:53:37.160 shit that they told him no no i know that they're like yeah that happened to you you better get a 0.85

00:53:41.380 green stick fracture what does that mean like does it just mean a green stick that fractured in his 0.98

00:53:47.760 on no no uh i had a green strict i don't know i won't look it up and it's an incomplete break

00:53:54.500 where the bone bends and cracks on one side rather than snapping completely okay dude that's so rough

00:54:00.880 uh some of the remedies to fix this were bizarre so i mentioned that my guts were removed this was 0.98

00:54:08.260 uh to allow my lungs and heart to have room to swell damn dude so they took your guts out 0.98

00:54:14.940 because your shit was gonna swell up yeah and it had to give him space or else it what you would 1.00

00:54:19.120 have just it breaks like a green branch that makes sense not about this oh yeah dude that's crazy i 1.00

00:54:25.560 can't believe i mean what a uh miracle of modern medicine to be like open him up remove his guts

00:54:31.360 temporarily because he's they're gonna need some room his lungs and his heart are gonna need some 0.97

00:54:34.660 room yeah i mean it's smart it's just like damn people work like that i guess they have to put it 0.98

00:54:42.240 back somehow. My lungs were in such bad shape that the nurses had to handbag them for eight 0.97

00:54:48.580 hours straight because the machines weren't strong enough. Damn, dude. My mom was literally 1.00

00:54:53.840 cheering them on because you could imagine how taxing that must have been on their forearms.

00:54:58.220 The hospital also put 80 pounds of fluid in me and strapped me on a gyro bed like something out

00:55:03.740 of a lawnmower man. To this day, I have scars on both sides of my head where the head vice was

00:55:09.540 secured to keep my neck from my neck safe from rotating i also have photos of myself with the 0.95

00:55:15.680 fluid inside me and i look like a fucking michelin man jeez dude overall i was in a coma for a month 0.92

00:55:22.160 and made a remarkable recovery after waking up i left the hospital so insanely early that the 0.98

00:55:27.440 discharge paperwork read with noticeable incredulity incredulity that i was already

00:55:33.180 safe to finish recovery at home sound like a miracle right shouldn't i be the happiest guy

00:55:38.860 on flat earth think again it's just like they just wanted him out of the hospital bed because

00:55:44.280 their teams are working around the clock and no i i think he just recovered quickly and they were

00:55:50.540 like yeah they don't know what to do so like yeah he's fine um it's obviously commonplace for

00:55:56.120 friends relatives school staff etc to be in and out visiting and such one day after i've been

00:56:02.060 awake for a while a group of friends came in and all of their eyes were red and glossy i had assumed

00:56:08.280 that they all just got done getting big, but they had odd looks on their faces, so I asked them what 0.97

00:56:12.880 the fuck the deal was. Like, shit, did the doctors just tell you fuckers I'm gonna die, or what's the 1.00

00:56:18.360 deal? They informed me two of our classmates had also gotten into a wreck the night before. Damn. 1.00

00:56:24.520 One of them was dead on the scene, and the other had to get airlifted like me. Keep in mind, I come 1.00

00:56:30.160 from a tiny school, so four students getting into severe crashes within a month and a half of each

00:56:34.660 other was devastating and now there's at least one fatality the boy who died was the quietest

00:56:41.440 nicest most earnest farm kid you could ever meet i knew him from wrestling and i couldn't i can't

00:56:46.340 describe how decent of a guy he he was the gal was a sweetheart i had uh i had spanish with her

00:56:53.840 and we partied a few times again just an incredibly decent human being unfortunately

00:56:59.260 her fate wasn't much better. She's still severely mentally handicapped and this happened more than 0.87

00:57:05.440 two decades ago. Fuck. Horrible tragedy. This is why I turned on God. I remember it like it was 1.00

00:57:13.660 yesterday. I was exiting the hospital parking ramp with my mom and I said to her, this doesn't make

00:57:19.140 sense. This isn't fair. And she was like, what the fuck are you talking about? Aren't you excited to

00:57:24.620 go home no i wasn't i was confused why does a piece of shit like me get to miraculously survive 0.99

00:57:31.380 such a horrific accident but two of the nicest most wholesome people i'd ever met get such a 1.00

00:57:36.880 raw deal i blame god basically the yada yada yada how could just god do such a thing bullshit 0.99

00:57:44.560 but i lived that way for about a decade what a dumbass i i don't blame them no i mean it's a 0.99

00:57:51.340 much better reason than just going to catholic mass yeah it's uh it's also i i get it like if 0.98

00:58:00.420 you don't if you don't truly understand the character of god and what's going on well like

00:58:04.300 what we were talking about with these people that were in here from the church about part of the

00:58:09.120 spiritual realm and the nature of god and the church is not really teaching or if they're

00:58:13.960 teaching they're not teaching it in a like a personable like a personable way or a way that

00:58:19.540 actually really makes sense to people you know you get this miscommunication of what what god is

00:58:25.980 yeah a watered down yeah goofy caricature that is nowhere near as dynamic as just a human being

00:58:33.280 yeah where god is infinitely more dynamic dynamic than you know you or i um and instead we we reduce

00:58:42.440 them and then it doesn't answer any of the questions and when i see this i don't think

00:58:47.360 that god this is something where you're like you're wrestling with god i don't think that

00:58:51.180 upsets them like i don't think i think god would look at this and be like ask more questions ask

00:58:56.920 more questions i get exactly why you're upset like all these things but um it's a good reason

00:59:04.520 yeah it's a good reason somebody in the chat said survivor's guilt which yeah that's a big thing

00:59:09.280 none of us do understand the character it's impossible yeah but i think you could understand

00:59:13.300 better i've gotten to a place where i understand that like you can understand well actually i

00:59:19.560 disagree you can understand the character you can you can never understand the logic and the

00:59:25.580 the motive and the action behind what what's what he's doing because for that you would have to know

00:59:31.160 the future you'd have to be beyond time yeah but you can't understand the character yeah so there's 0.99

00:59:36.040 a lot of trust that has to be just that has to be put in there while you know shit like this happens 0.98

00:59:40.800 part one the gayest organization ever i think this is how i know this guy oh really the lnc 0.98

00:59:49.040 the libertarian party is gayer than glad let's get that out of the way however

00:59:55.320 in a roundabout way it was critical to me finding god same myself my wife and our first born moved

01:00:04.460 to wisconsin for work after i finished tech school in saint paul i went to school to become an

01:00:09.300 electrician but i ended up becoming an estimator and working in the office it's a sweet job all

01:00:14.020 right so that that's his job yeah that's like the whole title thing you put up um regardless i always

01:00:19.160 consider myself politically homeless so i thought i'd check out that uh what libertarians were up

01:00:23.340 to locally i found a guy that was running for the state house as a libertarian in my district

01:00:27.700 but he didn't get enough signatures naturally i found his phone number and called him and called

01:00:33.000 to ridicule him he convinced me to meet with him and then also convinced me to get involved with

01:00:40.240 the state and the local party this decision affected the rest of my life greatly after 0.99

01:00:46.360 diving deep into the retardation of the lp i made some lifelong friends the aforementioned guy 1.00

01:00:52.820 the shite lutheran the what is that shite catholic i think it's like shit like the shitty 1.00

01:01:00.220 the pig and the robot what the hell does that mean should we speaking of pigs we're an hour in 1.00

01:01:07.340 oh yeah i would say that it's time to kick the pores guys if you want to continue listening 0.99

01:01:10.960 patreon.com forward slash nephilim death squad is where you can do it the only reason we guys 0.93

01:01:14.200 gave you a thing is so that we can promote sport drink and show you doc shelley hey doc shelley

01:01:19.660 still listening yeah um also so that we could uh tell you guys about bohemian grove which

01:01:26.540 the tickets that are available for vip are going fast they're gonna go but if you want first dibs 1.00

01:01:32.660 on the general admission day you're gonna have to be on patreon because the poors get the leftovers 0.99

01:01:38.240 the nasty nasty leftovers there'll be some leftover for you but probably no vip tickets 1.00

01:01:43.020 no no anyway we'll see you watch the rest of this live goodbye should we delete it now we'll leave

01:01:50.500 it up yeah guys they'll have a nice preview um all right so please continue we also communicate

01:01:57.780 in a group chat daily somebody just sat up and said yo what up and then immediately get out of

01:02:02.820 here um we traveled the country together to conventions and shit all through the years

01:02:08.140 we accomplished exactly zero politically but we had a blasty blast i probably met you at some point 0.65

01:02:14.540 um throughout our journeys the catholic and the lutheran would bicker incessantly

01:02:19.380 and the only time they would agree

01:02:21.000 is when they pointed their guns at me

01:02:22.840 for being an atheist.

01:02:24.620 They weren't annoyingly pushy, 0.98

01:02:26.720 but they would ridicule me nonetheless. 0.93

01:02:29.360 They'd tell me I was retarded 0.87

01:02:31.420 and I'd tell them they were delusional 0.93

01:02:32.920 and we'd smoke a bowl

01:02:34.300 and go watch Karen Ann Harlows 1.00

01:02:35.860 go make an ass of herself in a Zoom meeting. 1.00

01:02:38.460 Yeah, that chick, I think she follows me. 0.99

01:02:41.180 Oh, sure, you're Karen Ann Harlows. 1.00

01:02:42.260 She's a nice lady. 1.00

01:02:43.220 She's just fucking crazy. 1.00

01:02:44.260 But she's like a pink-haired lesbian? 1.00

01:02:45.940 Yeah, she's gotten more crazy 1.00

01:02:48.000 as things have went on.

01:02:49.200 nice but she's only been nice to me so it's hard for me yeah i know her she follows me and i don't

01:02:56.500 like i actually did this drawing of her that little yeah there you go wow yeah that's the

01:03:02.200 picture i see with the mouth open the mouth again bottom left yeah yeah um and i'm like who is an

01:03:08.660 insane person she's an insane person yeah it might be a liberal because like the libertarian party is 1.00

01:03:14.740 all fucked but like i said she's very nice to me so uh but yeah god bless her she has made a fool 1.00

01:03:20.800 of herself for quite a while um for the record insert pretty much any celebritarian name into 1.00

01:03:28.600 karen and harlos's spot they're all megalomaniac fags he's a this is kind of yeah he's right 0.58

01:03:34.720 he's right it has nothing to do with the story but one time adam kokesh asked me to come to 0.99

01:03:40.380 arizona and teach him how to grow mushrooms so glad i didn't because a year later he his op got

01:03:46.060 busted jeez you know adam kokesh is uh familiar with the name and uh i know he's a character on

01:03:52.740 on uh he looks like dustin nemos a little bit um unfortunate you want to know something funny

01:03:57.880 about adam kokesh uh you remember a tower gang at the end where i go uh it's not what the show's 0.88

01:04:03.120 about the shit is retarded yeah yeah that's what that's from an episode that we did with adam 0.89

01:04:07.660 kokesh he came on to debate and they were actually like debating and having like intellectual 1.00

01:04:12.860 conversations so gay and i i came in late and i was just like adam shut the fuck up you're gay 0.99

01:04:17.180 and that's not what the show is about this shit is retarded oh no this is not a guy that i thought i 1.00

01:04:21.780 knew this is somebody else i found him on on twitter don't know who he is yeah i'll show you 0.99

01:04:26.160 a picture definitely not what uh what tower gang was ever about though no no but you know he came

01:04:31.420 on there to talk about libertarian oh he does look a little familiar yeah he he looks like

01:04:35.740 fucking crazy now he's got like a whole big beard and yeah he's probably a fed too and he's really 0.92

01:04:41.980 not that cool but that's adam um man these people these people it's it's crazy it kind of like 0.99

01:04:50.360 really tripped down memory lane yeah that's him getting arrested these people are retarded yeah 0.90

01:04:56.760 i mean that was my experience for sure yeah all right so from him so these guys who i'm still in 0.94

01:05:03.580 contact with on the daily hammered me. I would like to know who they are. Reach out and tell

01:05:08.260 me who they are. I might know them. Hammered on me that I need to find Christ. Yeah, definitely

01:05:16.000 fucking reach out and tell me who they are, right? I'm kind of interested. I wonder if they would 0.98

01:05:20.580 enjoy this show or if this show is too stupid for them. I continue to blow them off until shit 1.00

01:05:25.160 really hit the fan. They're all maverick renegades and I owe them dearly for their contribution to me 0.99

01:05:30.200 accepting jesus that's what we need more of and i think that they probably made good libertarians 0.97

01:05:35.520 because like i say all the time there's that underpinning yeah center point within that that

01:05:41.180 theory it's your foundation that's your foundation and if you don't have that there you're gonna fly 0.97

01:05:45.640 wildly into you know you'll karen ann harlos or this fucking guy adam kokesh or the other dude 0.99

01:05:51.720 that's the gay guy that's what is the chase yeah all of these people yeah man um part two my 1.00

01:05:57.780 princess sweetie pie heart 0.96

01:05:59.520 and an Amish dude. I'm invested

01:06:01.660 in this story. Let's go. I think it's

01:06:03.700 a letterhead. It is really well. It's all

01:06:05.760 really well done. Yeah.

01:06:07.440 I appreciate it. Ah, yes. Dave Burns

01:06:09.680 remembers him. There you go.

01:06:12.020 Shout out to Dave Burns. Yeah.

01:06:13.940 Shout out Dave. All right.

01:06:16.000 After a year or so of being in Wisconsin,

01:06:17.840 my wife Sherry, my wife

01:06:19.800 was about to give birth again. 1.00

01:06:22.300 And this guy fucks. Just squirting. 1.00

01:06:26.300 Squirting. Just squirting away.

01:06:27.780 At the time, we lived in a shitty apartment because we discovered the super badass house we were renting in the country had no insulation in the walls.

01:06:34.660 It was seriously a massive shame. 0.96

01:06:36.880 The house ruled and the neighbors were cool as fuck, but it's all part of God's plan as you're about to find out. 0.96

01:06:42.680 Sherry gave birth to our beautiful daughter, Hazel, with zero problems. 0.98

01:06:46.520 The second one just kind of falls out. 1.00

01:06:49.180 Damn! 0.99

01:06:49.800 However, we were woken up in the middle of the night by the OB doc that delivered Hazel, and she looked super distraught. 0.99

01:06:56.500 she proceeded to tell us that her daughter wasn't breathing right and they couldn't figure it out

01:07:00.480 so they were about to airlift her to the children's hospital in minneapolis obviously that was shocking

01:07:07.100 and horrific what's up what's up with the kids not breathing yeah last two episodes i you know

01:07:12.380 what it is i think kids have gotten weak they've gotten bad at breathing just generationally each 0.97

01:07:16.840 generation these kids get a little bit weaker and weaker so they can't do just fundamental shit like 0.97

01:07:20.500 breathing b-a-b bad at breathing bad at breathing yo my kid be like sometimes bad at breathing 0.95

01:07:26.480 too i'm like yo just breathe just breathe regular style just breathe like what are you doing through

01:07:30.500 your nose or your mouth come on man it's not that hard i think that that little thing that you know 0.89

01:07:35.900 does it automatically is is dwindling now kids have to fucking manually breathe little hint for 0.98

01:07:40.340 the the parents out there if your kid is having breathing problems at night try something called 1.00

01:07:46.220 yeah beat them beat their fucking ass try something called a tooth pillow it's like a 0.99

01:07:50.640 mouth guard you put in their mouth a lot of the times their palate isn't adequately uh spaced 1.00

01:07:56.340 so they're having problems breathing at night and it kind of like it creates uh an apnea in a way

01:08:03.160 and when they have the apnea that's that's when you'll see a lot of like loss of sleep and tossing

01:08:08.180 and turning and shit like that it's because they can't breathe you know what i that's common yeah 0.99

01:08:12.660 comes from being fucking retarded being retarded yep get a bigger mouth get vaccinated you get 1.00

01:08:18.380 tiny palate honestly something in the food something in the water something in whatever 1.00

01:08:22.360 we're putting in them not not allowing them to i said that to when we were doing the after the bible

01:08:28.280 study with with matt last time when when the studio was a lot of these kids got small mouths

01:08:32.160 i said that uh no no um and i said it's a problem for these catholic priests so uh what the the

01:08:38.260 thing that i said to him was about how people didn't recognize jesus when he came back until

01:08:42.820 eventually like they did they were like oh my god yeah it's jesus and i was like what if that's

01:08:46.740 because this like heavenly body that you get right is um way more sexy it's way more sexy

01:08:56.140 well yeah it's what you were supposed to be before all of these things happened to you

01:09:00.600 yeah like all of these things just think about from birth onward to the point where you're

01:09:06.120 listening to this show as an adult all the sickness all the injury all the chemicals uh

01:09:12.280 the things that you've been exposed to that have stunted development in one

01:09:16.280 way or another, I ate most of a window ledge as a child.

01:09:19.660 And I wonder what that did to me. Um,

01:09:21.980 I used to open up pencils and eat the graphite out of the pencils.

01:09:25.660 I ate a metal. If it was soft enough, I ate tar.

01:09:28.900 It was soft enough. Some metals are soft. There's like a soldering wire. Yeah.

01:09:33.120 Uh, is pretty soft. You could eat that. Um, and I did that. And, um,

01:09:38.020 just all the different ways that you're stunted throughout life. And,

01:09:41.140 And Jesus, you know, is a carpenter and, you know, he's working his ass off basically in the desert, more or less.

01:09:49.380 Right. And the guy that you see at 33, maybe he was supposed to look a different way.

01:09:58.400 Right. Like, what is what does your body look like if it's never if your skin's never damaged by the sun?

01:10:04.600 um if you don't have like life-threatening fevers as a child yeah that who knows in what way they

01:10:11.720 they've done you like oh yeah exactly like maybe there's a whole litany of things i imagine if if

01:10:19.160 you had my body and you were like we're gonna raise this one in a test tube nothing bad's gonna

01:10:23.700 happen to it we're gonna give it all the best stuff this of skin and i just come out you'd be 0.99

01:10:27.340 like who the fuck is this guy then maybe you'd be like oh wait like should i have been like two to 0.99

01:10:32.480 three inches taller probably i think that that we definitely stunt our own growths with shit that 0.99

01:10:36.580 we're doing yeah if you wasn't chewing metal that probably has a lot to do with a lot a lot to do 0.81

01:10:41.960 with a lot um so you're saying your base form what you're supposed to look like i think that is uh

01:10:48.540 it could be what your spiritual heavenly body or whatever you know yeah it'll still be you 0.98

01:10:54.320 but like maybe motherfuckers wouldn't recognize it jesus kept his scars though which is interesting 0.99

01:10:58.900 that is interesting i don't know remains to be seen we'll find out we'll find out when we die 0.98

01:11:04.440 but i want to keep reading this guy's story all right see what happens don't eat soldering wire

01:11:08.240 don't do that you'll end up with a podcast

01:11:10.980 um so soldering wire has lead in it oh raven was lead maxing to keep the emf

01:11:20.860 i think that's a conspiracy i think lead isn't as bad as they want you to think i think lead

01:11:25.680 is actually probably really good for you this is not medical advice no no i'm just saying i'm 0.95

01:11:30.860 speculating i do have some suspicions about that little shit that's in the the sport drink though 0.97

01:11:35.780 i do want to give that a tasty what is it the the little packet oh no no that's that's silica gel 0.99

01:11:41.540 that'll probably kill you i know that there's good stuff in there all right and i know that

01:11:44.680 they're trying to keep it from you said the owner was jewish uh one of them is but he's not jewish

01:11:48.940 like that okay he likes kanye west obviously this was shocking and horrific to find out that he was

01:11:55.580 jewish yeah sherry and i jumped in the truck and raced the helicopter to the to the children's

01:12:00.640 hospital we eventually found out that she was born with a congenital heart defect called 0.82

01:12:05.360 hypoplastic right heart essentially she was missing half her heart we were told she needed 0.99

01:12:11.280 a series of three surgeries to basically replumb everything damn two of which she needed immediately 0.63

01:12:16.940 or she would die parents worst nightmare i can't believe to describe i can't begin to describe the 0.73

01:12:23.440 emotions we were feeling this is like one of my holdups always having a kid or even having a dog 0.99

01:12:28.580 just right now is like this fucking thing might die yeah this is horrific what do we we've set 0.97

01:12:33.780 into motion a thing uh we set into motion a series of events in which now i can be really uh 0.99

01:12:40.760 heartbroken yeah well with the with the dog uh especially dogs cats pets i mean your kids but

01:12:46.760 yeah dog yeah well ideally they outlive you and they get heartbroken when you die yeah but that's 0.98

01:12:51.320 they're gonna be sick they're gonna be they're gonna get fucked up yeah you know and it's like 0.99

01:12:55.580 why am i doing this like i got i have other things to do do i really want to deal with this 0.99

01:13:00.400 and then my wife is like that's like so illogical i was like that's the most no that is actually

01:13:07.120 logical yeah well you're not thinking logically yeah that's actual logic this is yeah it's cold

01:13:12.780 hard logic it's just information yes i know minus emotion it's all i'm like i said i i came from

01:13:18.560 the libertarian party to trevor this is autistic information that i process yeah and then we still 0.99

01:13:24.240 do the same thing because i guess i'm more human than i am autistic but yeah dude fucking crazy to 0.99

01:13:29.460 think about yeah here's where it gets shitty here's where shit gets really divine appointed 0.96

01:13:35.660 appointmenty sorry even though at the time i had no idea what that was i could be wrong but i think 0.94

01:13:42.640 between the first and the second surgeries it was decided that i should run back to wisconsin and get

01:13:48.080 some clothes and toiletries and shit because it had become apparent that we were going to be in 0.88

01:13:52.300 the hospital for a while. When I got back to the apartment and gathered our personal effects, 0.58

01:13:56.880 it dawned on me that we were expecting some Amazon packages. I remember hearing my neighbor

01:14:02.680 playing what sounded like hippie pussy music to his door on the way in. So I knocked and asked 0.97

01:14:07.820 if he could bring them in and keep them safe until we returned. He was cool with it. And I

01:14:12.840 ran back to the children's hospital how significant that request was reverberates throughout my life

01:14:18.900 to this day what the hell the surgeries were nerve-wracking but went well and we returned to

01:14:25.780 our shitty apartment in wisconsin i don't recall at all how long we were there eventually eventually

01:14:31.780 i went next door to see if the neighbor had our packages he did indeed and i asked it he and his 0.89

01:14:38.020 wife my wife uh if they wanted to come over for dinner and hear why a complete stranger asked him

01:14:43.980 to retrieve our stuff they agreed and came over i think i made them chicken bacon ranch sandwiches

01:14:49.180 hell yeah nice those are so good yeah dude haven't made those in a long time and then he just goes on

01:14:55.760 for another three or four paragraphs about chicken ranch sandwiches hold on skip ahead a little bit

01:14:59.760 past the chicken ranch sandwiches thing oh this is like a whole page of chicken ranch there's a

01:15:03.860 does go on for a while he added a recipe in here no pictures though okay i would appreciate is you

01:15:09.620 found it i think it's on page six okay the man was about my age and very easy to talk to uh we

01:15:16.200 enjoyed those chicken hold on there's more okay i just want pager and chicken ranch toasted on

01:15:21.960 one side all right he no no right here he told me he was an escaped amish escaped escaped i didn't

01:15:30.520 i didn't realize they were holding you i thought it was a club i seen an amish dude at uh at sam's

01:15:34.960 the other day holly says we need the recipe it's actually chicken bacon bread ranch yeah i think

01:15:42.260 that's it chicken bacon ranch bread he told us a different a bunch of different ways to do it well

01:15:45.720 well it'll be in the description why would you only toast one side i seen an amish guy here

01:15:49.420 in lady lake here yeah here did you kill him no but i was looking at him he was a big big 0.99

01:15:54.760 motherfucker like maybe six foot he was like way taller than me six foot five six foot six 0.99

01:16:01.300 and he had the beard and he was dressed like an amish dude yeah and he was with his amish wife 0.99

01:16:06.040 and they were at the info desk at uh sam's club you know like at like when you're gonna leave 0.98

01:16:09.560 what the fuck is this i was like what the fuck are you doing here that's what he was asking i 0.88

01:16:12.840 thought about saying yeah he was like what is i was like are you even allowed in here i don't 1.00

01:16:16.020 think so why do you live here i was out um yesterday or i went to lunch with my son yeah 0.99

01:16:21.740 and that was cool before that i said i'm not gonna eat fucking dumb shit at school lunch 0.96

01:16:26.680 so i went to brownwood after i was done taking these measurements and everything at the venue 0.99

01:16:31.640 and i had there's like a sandwich there sandwich place i had a turkey bacon turkey bacon 0.98

01:16:37.880 lettuce tomato turkey blt turkey blt is a b is for bacon right this fuck it was good dude it's good 0.99

01:16:46.240 you know what the problem was i ate half of it and then my wife realized she didn't like her 0.98

01:16:52.260 caesar wrap oh no she goes i don't like my caesar wrap i said why not she goes i think they make

01:16:57.800 the caesar dressing in-house to make it with anchovies so you could taste the anchovies yeah

01:17:02.000 which is like yeah well it's made with anchovies so i do the the good husband thing and i go

01:17:07.760 buy another one i'll go i'll i'll have the half of the good husband thing goes

01:17:12.420 i should have just bought another one you've made a bad decision yep and now you live with it yeah

01:17:17.720 learn from your mistakes no i gave her my turkey bacon my turkey blt yeah and then and then i took 0.99

01:17:24.120 the caesar wrap and it was fine it was all right but that turkey blt was fucking oh look at this 0.96

01:17:30.080 he has a turkey blt recipe recipe here too oh yeah that's interesting hmm huh sometimes you do this 0.97

01:17:36.840 show it is like serendipitous yeah anyway so this guy gets he escapes from the amish which i wouldn't

01:17:43.420 have been able to tell you as i look like a he was dressed like a regular dude i asked him what

01:17:47.720 he did for a living and he drove he said he drove a school bus but as a side gig he was the worship

01:17:52.540 leader at the church down the road i guess yeah that's like a business um to which i responded oh 0.67

01:17:59.260 damn that's wild i didn't mean to offend you but i'm an atheist no i don't mean to defend you but 0.98

01:18:05.020 i'm an atheist so i'm gonna i don't mean to defend you but here's some shit you didn't ask 0.99

01:18:08.700 yeah i don't believe in your god fucking didn't you asked what i do yeah now you got to tell me 0.99

01:18:14.400 that you don't believe in what i do it's like me like yeah like we were i'm a podcaster and he goes 0.99

01:18:18.520 i don't believe in yeah that's exactly what that's like you go oh what do you what do you do i'm a

01:18:22.600 podcaster i don't like podcasts well now this is strange me neither why did you i don't i didn't

01:18:29.100 ask you asked you're the only one who's asking well that's cool man he said i mean i wish you

01:18:34.200 worried but if you ever want to talk about it i'd be glad to hell yeah you guys have no idea

01:18:39.400 this dude is the most sincere nicest guy you'll ever meet to a fault he is a sweetheart atma says 1.00

01:18:45.760 i don't mean to offend you but you're a faggot that's the nemos 1.00

01:18:50.600 so anyway we continued chatting and agreed to exchange numbers and potentially meet some 1.00

01:18:57.600 saturday i couldn't stop thinking about how open-minded he was to me being an atheist

01:19:02.000 so i texted him very soon after meeting he and i ended up meeting damn near every saturday morning 0.92

01:19:08.660 at the butt crack of dawn because he's fucking amish for over a year we became amazingly good 0.90

01:19:16.860 i know trevor i think he follows me on some shit yeah i'm gonna go look for him right put your 1.00

01:19:21.440 hands around his throat choke him trevor trevor oh there he is i know trevor trevor's the shit 0.99

01:19:26.980 what's his name trevor massey oh massey i shouldn't uh dox him but he's awesome i follow 0.99

01:19:34.000 him on x and he sends me stuff all the time that i don't look at all the time every day all the

01:19:41.680 time is it what is a trevor he asked me constantly he dm'd me four hours ago what is it how do you

01:19:46.580 spell his name and it's always good stuff i'm looking at it right now how to blow your house 0.92

01:19:50.240 on google maps is a banger um he sends me he sends me shit constantly and i've never responded 0.97

01:19:58.080 but i always look at people who do this and i go fuck yeah dude wait up is his profile picture 0.99

01:20:03.020 it looks like follow me egyptian shit he doesn't follow you fucking follows me though because he 0.99

01:20:07.160 crushes dan that's crazy trevor very disrespectful here's a post about ivermectin from four hours 0.99

01:20:12.160 ago send me his send it to me dude he's fucking awesome this guy sends me such cool shit send it 0.97

01:20:16.420 on twitter right now my friends are releasing this movie yeah he's awesome he's awesome i'll 0.98

01:20:20.920 send you his stuff fuck i'm not i'm not fucking reading anything else until i see his i knew he 0.99

01:20:24.620 fucking sent stuff check your dms he probably sends you shit oh god well send me his send me 1.00

01:20:29.540 his thing because all right guys sometimes if i don't follow you um your dm just go to a folder 0.99

01:20:33.700 that says irrelevant also if i don't respond to your stuff it doesn't respond to my stuff i don't

01:20:39.480 respond to his stuff either it does not mean that i don't appreciate your stuff me his profile i

01:20:43.520 sent it in the production room so everybody who works for us can see it right now there it is um

01:20:49.060 dude he's awesome yeah he sends really fantastic shit and uh thank you back thank you uh oh he

01:20:54.920 follows you yeah i already followed him back because i'm awesome i don't have any uh i don't 0.99

01:20:59.500 have any tweets decency i don't have any messages from him and that's fine well fuck yeah like that 0.95

01:21:04.400 but i followed you back i like your story rat says raven never responds to my dms you literally 0.91

01:21:08.720 don't dm me amon rat well cho brown we don't respond to yours for a specific reason yeah 0.99

01:21:13.600 because you you're a bitch matt's better than us and that hurts a lot i want to do turkey hunting 1.00

01:21:19.240 yeah right what the fuck man if we don't know shit about hunting well i don't know shit about 1.00

01:21:23.540 hunting would you invite me anyway i guess the answer is no because he didn't even know that 1.00

01:21:27.580 he's never invited me hunting yeah i could kill stuff what makes you think i can't kill things

01:21:32.440 matt didn't even kill anything cho brown says why do you hate me no no you don't understand cho i 0.57

01:21:36.640 I don't hate you. 0.64

01:21:37.540 You hate us.

01:21:38.940 I'm going to keep reading this story.

01:21:40.300 He's making me upset.

01:21:43.300 He and I ended up meeting every damn near every Sunday. 0.82

01:21:46.360 Kissing in the mouth. 0.58

01:21:47.200 Yes.

01:21:47.620 I still look back fondly at those meetups.

01:21:49.500 Purely good stuff.

01:21:50.720 Part three.

01:21:52.240 Part three.

01:21:52.720 The marital reckoning.

01:21:54.800 At this point in the story, we're really creeping up on my conversion.

01:21:58.940 Unfortunately, it took some pretty wild heartbreak to really crack me through.

01:22:02.980 in between hazel's second and third heart surgery out of nowhere sherry tells me that she's leaving

01:22:08.300 me and already has a lease on an apartment in town you deserved it 0.97

01:22:12.780 am i shocked to that she wants to break up not really wait a second amy says i would invite 0.77

01:22:21.380 matt hunting wink are you saying you would kill matt are you amy are you saying you would you 0.99

01:22:27.680 would kill matt that is insane fuck i like her man i know she's the best very cool she's very 1.00

01:22:33.620 cold i'm getting to kill matt who's that is that uh that's my wife i'll call back in a second 1.00

01:22:38.360 actually go ahead and pick you i'll pick this up you you see what she wants let's see uh i'll let 1.00

01:22:44.220 matt know that you're gonna kill him go tell him right now yeah yeah that you would kill him okay 0.98

01:22:48.620 so at this point the story were creeping up on my conversion unfortunately it took some pretty 0.95

01:22:52.140 wild heartbreak to crack me through though is the word that i meant to use in between hazel's second

01:22:58.080 and third heart surgery out of nowhere sherry tells me that uh she's leaving me and has already 0.96

01:23:02.800 had a lease on another apartment in town i am shocked or am i shocked that she wants to break

01:23:07.500 up not really am i shocked because she just sprung it on me yes it was amicable in the sense that our

01:23:14.400 relationship had no foundation other than we both cared deeply about our kids we hadn't gotten along

01:23:20.560 in years and never really transitioned our relationship into adulthood if that makes any

01:23:24.720 sense yeah i i kind of understand that um that's rough people meet young and then they never really

01:23:31.660 uh figure out how to have i suppose a grown-up relationship you have a young relationship and

01:23:39.140 then what do you want why are you taking a spot yeah tell arnie i'm coming on it's it's amy and

01:23:44.380 she's gonna shoot you even though i immediately started packing up the minivan for her my

01:23:52.160 excitement for our separation didn't last long as i began reflecting on the totality of our 0.91

01:23:56.420 family situation a few months after the breakup the whole co-parenting thing was annoying me

01:24:03.160 sure it is annoying i started thinking deeper about myself my life my life and all the existential 0.94

01:24:12.020 bullshit. I realized that even though I was lucky to be alive after the car accident, I was a 0.94

01:24:20.040 curmudgeon. I was angry about everything all of the time. I never appreciated anything positive

01:24:26.640 in my life. Nothing was ever good enough. I expressed this to various friends and they

01:24:32.460 recommended a bunch of helpful pagan books. Oh, that's not great. I'm back. So what's going on? 0.94

01:24:38.080 his wife breaks up with him any reason uh he deserved it i think is what he said no i don't

01:24:42.060 know basically surprised it was uh the only thing they had together was they both deeply cared for

01:24:47.640 their kid their kids and when they were younger is when they got together so they never figured

01:24:52.360 out how to like transition the the relationship into adulthood uh-huh so i which i kind of

01:24:56.960 understand i've seen that before um i was lucky enough to have a lengthy teenage relationship

01:25:02.880 break up and then transition into a totally different relationship that was very much

01:25:07.580 adult um yeah and so yeah it's just a old old habits you know yeah one way for so long i owned

01:25:14.920 a house with my wife before we had uh before we had kids so it was like but i was also dating her

01:25:21.220 i was in college like a year or so in college so like yeah all that like very immature stuff

01:25:26.680 and also mature stuff and then you have kids yeah now we're like in still in the part of uh

01:25:31.460 figuring out kids but like yeah when they're older or like once you they start to not rely

01:25:36.100 on you and you're like kind of not just fucking gripping for air every five seconds i could

01:25:40.340 imagine the the dynamic is different then so you're like now do i even like this person next 0.86

01:25:44.640 to me imagine if you got together at let's say like i'm not saying this is what this person's

01:25:49.060 saying but imagine like 15 15 and all and you say it's like a high school sweetheart or whatever 15

01:25:55.040 into adulthood and some people don't know because you get into these grooves you're really comfortable

01:25:59.800 with your significant other and there's ways that you behave around them that you wouldn't behave

01:26:04.220 publicly but if those ways are juvenile you hit her right well you do that public but if if those

01:26:09.700 ways are juvenile and then you keep doing that and you never you keep going back to that comfort

01:26:16.660 you keep behaving in a juvenile way now you're 25 now you're 30 and you're still doing you know

01:26:22.340 what i mean i think that might be a little bit of what he's talking about not saying that he's 0.94

01:26:25.420 doing juvenile shit but just the relationship never bloomed into adulthood um so let's see 0.97

01:26:32.480 after the car accident curmudgeon very angry never appreciated anything positive his life 0.99

01:26:37.540 um nothing was ever good enough i expressed this to various friends and they recommended a bunch

01:26:41.980 of pagan books but he wasn't a pagan but it was but one book wasn't pagan it was by a christian

01:26:49.160 author switch on your brain by caroline leaf probably saved my life it certainly saved my

01:26:55.880 family i don't know this person i've never heard this book uh for some reason toward the end of

01:27:01.200 the book she explains the holy spirit through quantum physics basically she says that the

01:27:05.760 quantum realm is the holy spirit the whole notion caught me off guard because i'm not sure i even

01:27:11.840 realized she was a christian author until that point i mean it was basically a book about

01:27:17.280 neurology which sadly you'll find out later was somewhat of a harbinger of a trap of tragic things

01:27:23.360 to come huh this caroline leaf revelation kind of shattered my perception of reality i thought to

01:27:30.680 myself if this neurologist lady believes in god why don't i she's way smarter than me i coupled

01:27:36.760 that with uh some of the stuff that i picked up from the pagan books and started to figure out

01:27:40.900 that i was angry because there was a hole in my heart and perhaps the only thing that could fill

01:27:45.620 the hole was spirituality perhaps there's a hole in his heart from what the accident or like

01:27:50.000 metaphorically well define spirituality very confused by a lot of the terms he's throwing

01:27:55.040 around here the only version of spirituality that i ever taken seriously was christianity so i

01:27:59.960 decided to put my tail between my legs and admit this to my amish buddy the shiite lutheran and 0.58

01:28:06.320 the shiite catholic no no shiite because they're fighting each other so he's like

01:28:11.480 like very uh devout like all of them were related and wanted to know what my next steps would be

01:28:19.500 i told him well first i should probably go to a church and repent but then i need to put my

01:28:24.500 family back together and it took a year but i did just that by the way it's very funny imagine being

01:28:29.800 his lutheran friend and his catholic friend and all of a sudden now and even the amish person right 0.99

01:28:35.800 but the book caroline leaf she's actually smart you guys are kind of fucking retarded and that's 0.97

01:28:43.500 why i did but this is like a kind of like a genius right so if she's doing it i know you guys are 0.99

01:28:48.080 saying like the same shit but you're dumb it's just a different tool it is no i get it and i've 0.96

01:28:53.880 had those experiences where like even jordan peterson when he's talking about the veracity 1.00

01:28:57.960 of the bible and he's only talking about it through the context of applying it practically

01:29:02.240 to your life and how it's a how to be for the human experience um i did think that that was

01:29:08.160 compelling because jordan peterson clearly had his mind right about a lot of other things yeah

01:29:13.260 so then why not this and that was a little bit of a baby step in that direction step in the door

01:29:17.500 exactly yeah and that's fine although that step i had a conversation with steven yesterday about

01:29:23.060 a lot of this stuff like we can't take a lot of steps toward something that's correct but there's

01:29:28.100 a lot of uh deviations that you can make from there yeah you just have to be careful with that

01:29:32.180 and uh i don't know i guess determining who's doing it on purpose and who is uh misleading

01:29:38.580 people right and who is misled so all right part four my princess sweetie pie's brain and demonic

01:29:46.100 attack i think by the way we're gonna have to couch it at part four and pick up because we

01:29:51.060 we have another show uh in an hour and i don't know if you want to run it raw man i know the

01:29:57.460 story's good all right let's let's do what we can okay part four my princess's sweetie pie's brain

01:30:03.800 all right after a year of proving to sherry that i was a changed man so gay and cliche she found

01:30:09.280 that i was sincere in my faith and my motives so we decided to get back together that's awesome

01:30:13.440 obviously the kids were thrilled and the whole family had a new and reinvigorated excitement

01:30:19.300 for jesus me being the new guy i continued to learn from my amish buddy and sherry started

01:30:26.340 investing more time in studying god's word as well that's awesome unfortunately however after

01:30:31.560 all the planting we had done in the christian community where we live i picked us up and moved

01:30:35.960 us back to minnesota because the covet policies and my employer really really pissed me off

01:30:41.280 yeah tell you what though good timing good timing to be coming to the lord dude

01:30:46.260 because the world starts to really test you around 2020 yeah yeah so you had a good basis

01:30:51.560 at least going in things were and still are really going well at the new employer the town he lives

01:30:58.320 in is wonderful and fully gentrified if you catch my drift nice we live close enough to the twin

01:31:03.580 cities that are constant trips to the various hospital specialists clinics etc aren't too big

01:31:07.700 of a pain but we're far enough that we're not dealing with the madness of what the place has

01:31:12.740 become i soon become very good friends with my main boss and i would often talk about how he and

01:31:18.400 i should start a podcast our rapport was great and we constantly crack each other up this was three 0.89

01:31:23.860 years ago and you guys are going to think i'm full of shit but i wanted to start a show that

01:31:28.080 was based in christianity but covered types of topics like info wars does nice yeah i mean many

01:31:33.040 such cases right although alex often mentions god christianity on our show would be central

01:31:38.500 and the topic's less political and more esoteric.

01:31:41.620 Our angle was essentially, hey, there's no place for laid-back Christians 0.99

01:31:45.200 who don't mind some F-bombs and sometimes unsavory non-sequiturs 1.00

01:31:49.220 to get this kind of information.

01:31:51.200 Sound familiar? 1.00

01:31:52.140 I know a couple of dumb niggas that do something like this. 1.00

01:31:54.380 I don't get it. 1.00

01:31:56.020 We'll try.

01:31:58.380 Okay.

01:31:58.920 We should try something like this.

01:32:00.040 All right.

01:32:00.400 Because I think it might work.

01:32:02.180 So I spent an entire summer remodeling the second floor

01:32:05.320 of my boss's personal shop on his farm.

01:32:07.140 it's a super bitching and state-of-the-art circuit three years ago it's pretty much modeled after

01:32:13.760 the gavin mcginnis studio oh that's cool he's got a cool spot like like with the big like nine tvs

01:32:19.800 behind him or something um i've been saving it for years for an opportunity to build something

01:32:24.780 like that and i finally did we were just about to start testing the equipment and get the lighting

01:32:31.560 figured out however we never got a chance one day after work the second i opened my door my daughter 0.97

01:32:38.000 seven at the time came running over and suddenly dropped to the floor and started convulsing wildly

01:32:43.340 with this contorted look on her face long story short i called 911 the ambulance took her to the

01:32:50.800 local hospital and then she got shipped shipped to children's because that's where the main hospital

01:32:57.160 it was for her heart stuff so it's the same daughter sherry went with her and i stayed home

01:33:02.060 with the oldest and the baby sherry called me later when things were settled down and let me

01:33:06.880 know that the doctors are thinking she's had a massive stroke but it's like they don't want to

01:33:11.980 commit to that because kids her age just don't have strokes but before anyone asked 100 no none 0.98

01:33:19.280 of my family got the satanic murder shot during the pandemic based fucking yeah like trevor yeah 0.99

01:33:25.380 yeah two things to note about their reluctance to admit it was a stroke one they're dumb because 0.99

01:33:32.360 yeah kids don't generally have strokes but the anatomy of hazel's heart is such that blood 0.96

01:33:37.080 doesn't get filtered through her lungs as it exits or returns it goes straight to her legs 0.99

01:33:42.560 and straight to her head a normal person's lungs can catch blood clots most of the time before

01:33:48.240 they can do anything severe you might say our creator is a genius two because of the physician's 1.00

01:33:55.100 stubbornness to diagnose it as a stroke, they never gave her

01:33:58.820 a clot buster. So the clot destroyed 0.79

01:34:03.220 way more of her brain than it otherwise would have. 0.99

01:34:06.880 She even had a second stroke while we were at the fucking hospital. 1.00

01:34:12.220 There are all kinds of examples of COVID protocol retardation 1.00

01:34:15.480 I could tell you about while in the hospital, but I'll save that for another time. 1.00

01:34:19.200 Upon returning home, her mobility was back, but she was still unable to talk.

01:34:24.060 She can make sounds, but nothing made sense.

01:34:26.980 We worked on it really hard and came back shockingly quick, like six months or so.

01:34:30.780 Wow.

01:34:31.440 That's awesome.

01:34:32.600 Sherry and I rejoiced.

01:34:33.780 We thought we were in the clear. 0.99

01:34:35.680 Yeah, she's a little slow and not really the person we used to know, 0.99

01:34:39.240 but she can walk and talk like a normal person. 1.00

01:34:41.800 She'll forever be on blood thinners and constantly look like we beat her. 1.00

01:34:46.500 Yeah, because it causes bruising. 1.00

01:34:48.080 Yeah, because it causes bruising, yeah.

01:34:49.300 But a lot of people are in that situation. 1.00

01:34:52.320 Unfortunately, we counted our chicks before they hatched. 0.86

01:34:55.800 Fast forward to about a year and a half, two years ago, we started noting a shift in Hazel's mood.

01:35:02.120 She started getting really irritated very easily about seemingly insignificant things.

01:35:07.580 After a while, these progressed into massive explosions lasting for hours and would happen multiple times a day.

01:35:16.300 Here's something funny.

01:35:17.320 um my kids do that thing too and i saw something online where people would just yell they would uh

01:35:24.440 yell in another like a different direction they call somebody named jessica yeah it works that's

01:35:29.840 weird you tried it your kid i did it yeah i did a couple times and they're like like they're

01:35:33.740 throwing a tantrum and then like jessica come on and they look and they're like who are you talking

01:35:38.660 to and i just ignore it and then i'm like yeah right there jessica and then they look and then

01:35:44.380 they forget it's just it's a huge distraction method i don't know if this will work in this

01:35:47.840 case obviously it seems like something different but that is interesting i saw those videos it

01:35:50.980 works they're funny here it's funny yeah yeah yeah all right uh eventually and in this current 0.91

01:35:57.480 state that we're living in now it gets to the point where she threatens to kill herself and

01:36:01.060 denounces god she even went so far as to try and jump off our second story deck thank god i took 1.00

01:36:07.540 her seriously when she said she was going because i ran after her and caught her as she was lifting 1.00

01:36:11.660 off the railing. Also, thank God for my long monkey arms that day. We avoided medication for

01:36:18.820 the longest time, but she finally broke us. Her behavior and threats were so bad one night that

01:36:23.500 Sherry had to take her into the nut hut in the cities. And while she was there, we consulted

01:36:29.500 her neurology team and said that we're ready to explore drugs because we can't live like this

01:36:34.000 anymore. We're currently still in the throes of trying different drugs with no positive results,

01:36:40.320 but we're hopeful i guess now for some nephilim shit that's nephilim shit dude such a bummer 0.99

01:36:48.080 that's such a fucking bummer and i guess he's saying that like they did all this they dumped 0.99

01:36:55.000 this money into this and then it's like all hands on deck when your daughter starts going 0.99

01:36:58.460 to this level of of uh life disrupting behavior and and circumstances oh man so because of hazel's

01:37:08.240 behavior, it's always nerve-wracking when either Sherry or I are away somewhere and we have to 0.66

01:37:12.580 watch the kids solo. It's like you're the guard in Arkham Asylum, but none of the villains are

01:37:17.540 in their cells. You basically have to make sure everyone remembers that they have to walk on

01:37:21.520 eggshells around Hazel, but kids are kids, so the old one and the young one will let stuff slip that

01:37:27.520 sets off Hazel. This especially sucks when you've got no backup and no other guard. Think that

01:37:34.500 episode of the twilight zone with the kid anthony that banishes people into the cornfield if they're

01:37:39.120 not nice to him that's our lives and hazel is anthony anyway sherry was on a trip for a few

01:37:45.860 days and miraculously everything went great it was the last night before sherry got home and everyone

01:37:50.820 went to bed perfectly the most difficult part of the day and overall hazel hadn't had any super

01:37:57.100 bad explosions now i had just gotten done listening to i think the first episodes you guys did with

01:38:03.260 brian of demon erasers if not him someone similar to him if i'm thinking of the right episode he

01:38:09.060 talked about how you need to be stern with the devil and his minions because we technically have

01:38:13.760 dominion over them we just don't know it yet it's a good thing to remember yeah so naturally i took 0.97

01:38:19.480 that to heart and started talking so much shit in prayers that night nice i was happy that things 0.95

01:38:25.700 went well while sherry was gone that i got on my knees so happy that i got on my knees and called 1.00

01:38:32.360 them every name in the book i remember saying you punk faggots can't fuck with jesus nice 1.00

01:38:37.600 i'm sorry i love that and guess who's got my back you absolute loser homos needs to just get lost 1.00

01:38:44.660 because you fags have no power here nice man i was riding high and slept very well until hazel 1.00

01:38:50.620 woke me up screaming oops at about four or five in the morning i heard panic screaming from her 0.99

01:38:55.720 room and got up meeting her in the hallway she was freaking out and was covered in blood 1.00

01:39:01.060 like everywhere i tried to settle her down and got her got her to explain where this was coming 1.00

01:39:07.800 from we deduced that she had a bad nosebleed and it was super bad because she's on blood thinners 1.00

01:39:13.040 i put some cotton balls in her nostril and started to get a little nervous because they

01:39:17.800 kept bleeding through this is crazy this is so crazy because right now what seems to be getting

01:39:24.120 uncovered is that all of these things that plague your daughter there's a huge spiritual component

01:39:29.540 into it yep and you've upset these things that have access to her yeah and i wonder if uh because

01:39:37.780 of the brain injury if it's more if she's now like more open i don't know like accidentally open to

01:39:45.380 uh being susceptible i i think so that's crazy yeah i mean like you see you see this with uh

01:39:52.600 not not to say that roseanne bar is filled with demons but like she had a head trauma yeah that

01:39:58.580 well kinison too kinison as well yeah that makes them into this like uh i think what's his name

01:40:05.460 norm mcdonald explained it as these people are closer to death than they are to life that's

01:40:10.680 interesting and not saying like they're gonna die soon but like they're closer to the veil yeah

01:40:16.180 which it makes them very interesting people but makes that like a super dangerous experience for

01:40:22.120 bum i had something similar um when i was younger i got hit with a baseball bat and i was blind in

01:40:29.600 my left eye for like 48 hours and um which goes to show you like whatever happened to my brain

01:40:35.640 like it was pretty severe my mom didn't take me to the hospital because i woke up and i got home

01:40:42.460 after getting knocked out and um you know i'm not unconscious anymore and the hospital is going to

01:40:49.180 do nothing but just keep you awake. You're just not supposed to go to sleep. So my mom put me in

01:40:52.620 a, in a tub of cold water and kept me awake. Um, I don't remember how long, but I know that after

01:40:57.940 I got knocked out, I did get up and I was conscious, but like life just kept blinking

01:41:03.760 on and off. And I'd be suddenly in a completely different part of town, somehow still making my

01:41:08.180 way home. But after that, especially in the immediate weeks after it, I was like a fucking 0.99

01:41:13.560 crazy person i was super uh temperamental i remember grabbing kids but because i was like 0.97

01:41:19.700 looking for the the kids who had done this to me and i was just grabbing like gang related black 0.99

01:41:26.380 kids at school by the fucking collars and screaming in their faces black kid but they were kids that i 0.99

01:41:31.080 went to school with forever and a lot of them like it was so weird what i was going through i remember 0.99

01:41:35.300 a lot of them were like yo let me go david let me go man i didn't have anything to do with this let

01:41:41.220 me go and like in other circumstances 0.99

01:41:43.100 they probably would just beat me up but I was fucked 0.98

01:41:45.180 up for like weeks after that 0.94

01:41:46.940 and I think everything kind of regulated but

01:41:49.100 after that moment I was

01:41:51.020 different I was standing on teachers 1.00

01:41:53.240 desks kicking their fucking papers 1.00

01:41:55.260 off the top of the desk like all kinds of 1.00

01:41:57.040 well I've eaten metal probably

01:41:59.000 before that

01:41:59.940 yeah yeah yeah yeah because eating metal was mostly

01:42:03.100 like when I was younger this was

01:42:05.100 when I was like 14 or

01:42:07.000 15 and

01:42:08.280 yeah after that

01:42:11.220 I moved schools, so my life got uprooted, and I was like a different person.

01:42:15.500 The person that I was before the head thing, very reserved and quiet.

01:42:22.260 After that, I was notorious in this new school for being a wild man.

01:42:27.360 Start wearing open shirts.

01:42:29.860 Nope, didn't start doing that until about a year before Florida.

01:42:34.020 I felt I was getting ready to come to Florida.

01:42:35.860 But yeah, so there is something.

01:42:36.900 uh and and look what what made me so like the it's obvious i'm giving into intrusive thoughts 0.65

01:42:44.180 thoughts that are telling me like fuck this kid up thoughts that are telling me like that's the 0.90

01:42:47.620 one that did it that's you know like that kind of shit what are those thoughts and why are they 0.99

01:42:51.600 suddenly they sound like you i never thought about them i never thought about them i just 0.99

01:42:56.660 did the thing whatever the thing was so shit yeah all right let's let's keep reading this and then 0.89

01:43:02.060 uh i don't know if we can finish this or wrap it up no there's no way in hell we're gonna have to 0.94

01:43:05.660 finish just up to part five like right before it the whole thing was weird because she'd been on

01:43:10.380 blood thinners for a while um no history of that no reason uh no reason nosebleeds she never got 0.84

01:43:18.480 that fucking nerds i took this whole fiasco as i either poked a bear or it was a wild coincidence 0.97

01:43:25.940 i'm not proud of this because i didn't know any better at the time but i i saged the shit out of 1.00

01:43:31.160 the house later that day in hindsight i basically rewarded the demons for attacking us so stupid 0.98

01:43:37.020 i doubled down on my smack talk before bed that night thinking nice try losers but i don't think 0.98

01:43:43.560 they appreciated it at least he's diagnosing at least he's like pointing at it correctly but he's

01:43:50.460 not he doesn't have the correct remedy right right so like yeah you're noticing you're noticing

01:43:55.140 correctly just uh seems to exacerbate what is about to happen to you right i've always had

01:44:02.200 sleep paralysis and if i try and nap during the day uh if i try and nap during the day but ever

01:44:07.700 since the staging i started getting it at night and it was way different at night than during the

01:44:12.820 day during the day it's just a severe feeling of dread and most often a weird horrifying buzzing

01:44:18.560 noise i think my teeth chatter too but i have no way of knowing if that's actually what's going on

01:44:25.360 At night, it's a feeling of dread, but instead of hearing stuff, I feel the presence of something.

01:44:30.560 Sometimes I can half-ass sort of see an amorphous, shadowy figure with no discernible features.

01:44:36.880 One night, not long after the saging, it happened.

01:44:40.340 I eventually broke out and got out of bed.

01:44:43.280 I stood at one side of the bed quietly and just waited.

01:44:45.880 I slowly looked to my left towards the door and then turned my neck right to face toward the bed again.

01:44:54.600 When my eyes were positioned forward, I slowly looked up and just below the ceiling on the

01:44:59.220 wall, there was a text that read, we're still here.

01:45:03.340 It was big lettering, kind of glowing a yellowish green color.

01:45:09.580 The font was sort of like that paintbrush font that Top is fond of.

01:45:13.580 Oh, that's from our old school like logo.

01:45:16.120 Yeah, well, we have it right here.

01:45:17.400 What?

01:45:18.780 No, not yet.

01:45:20.580 This sort of like, so that's like a wild style font.

01:45:23.540 Yeah.

01:45:23.760 yeah it's just like that yeah okay um i stood there for a while talking to myself trying to 0.99

01:45:34.240 figure out if this was really happening eventually sherry woke up and was like dude what the fuck 0.63

01:45:39.260 are you doing i explained everything i wrote here poor top dude you got another show to do after 1.00

01:45:45.400 this too oh my god and responded holy shit really that's fucking crazy man go back to bed 0.99

01:45:50.820 she likes her sleep the demonic attack stuff was kind of chill for a while after that but it is 0.99

01:45:57.980 cranked up as of recent and i think i know why i don't know we can stop reading no i mean we got

01:46:02.720 it we got it because there's there's well there's three pages left and we got another show very soon

01:46:09.180 and you're you're fading we got to get you we got to know but i want to know i want to know ivy okay

01:46:14.200 do you do you want me to read or you want to read okay yeah go ahead read it part five part five

01:46:18.220 part five give me a second i scrolled away okay um so apparently i scrolled away nope that's part 0.89

01:46:24.780 four uh what do we say we got three pages left it's right here okay part five some crazy ass 1.00

01:46:30.660 divine appointment shit about six months ago sherry was on a plane coming back from the emergency 1.00

01:46:35.540 prompt to vacation that her girlfriends took her on because she was losing her mind because of hazel 0.98

01:46:40.980 understandable i don't think most moms could handle what she's been through but it's been

01:46:46.720 years now and everyone has a breaking point luckily she has great friends on the way back

01:46:51.880 they hit severe turbulence nothing like anyone had ever encountered before and one of her friends on

01:46:57.840 that flight flies several times a month okay just to say this is unnatural uh a woman a couple of 0.92

01:47:05.980 rows back completely lost her shit and started freaking out the guy next to sherry unbuckled

01:47:10.600 and ran back to her and magically got her to chill out when he returned sherry was like i can't 0.95

01:47:16.860 believe you did that that sure was nice of you he replied yeah it's just part of the job what job

01:47:23.260 what do you mean come to find out the dude was a pastor and he prayed with the edp lady edp is

01:47:30.140 and got her to settle down what's crazier is the pastor went to school with my cousin

01:47:36.060 what's crazier crazier is they started chatting and sherry explained to him much of the story

01:47:42.420 above and he asked if she'd be willing to share all of that to a thousand or more people

01:47:48.900 at a christian festival he puts on in september every year she said absolutely not

01:47:55.680 but i bet my husband no fucking thank you but i bet my husband wouldn't mind he might even be

01:48:04.620 stoked they exchanged numbers and he gave me a call soon after at this point sherry didn't really 0.97

01:48:10.360 mention the whole speaking thing she just told the pastor from the plane uh she just said the

01:48:16.980 pastor from the plane wanted to hear my story i spoke with him for a long while and after he said

01:48:21.780 man i'd be honored if you give your testimony at my festival i was like sure dude now we're about

01:48:27.940 two to three weeks ago okay from from who knows when he sent this it's probably really recent

01:48:35.340 uh pastor guy calls again and tells me and what he tells me is still so surreal he said he was

01:48:43.560 really excited that i was still on board and can't wait to meet me i'm like dude why i'm just a nobody

01:48:50.300 degenerate he replied but man you have no idea so many people are coming and it's only to hear

01:48:55.620 your testimony whoa crazy uh the other crazy thing is he told me that rob roseboom of rye

01:49:03.660 roseboom of rise ministries i guess he's famous that's what he says oh no that's bride ministries

01:49:09.820 that's the end of all rise ministries is something different yeah i don't know uh contacted him and

01:49:13.600 asked to be added to the roster of speakers this is nuts because it was out of nowhere and that

01:49:18.960 dude puts on a two-day festival in shelton iowa the attendance north of 20 000 people i guess

01:49:26.140 damn wow uh what if any amount of those people follow him to this festival the plane guy was 0.95

01:49:32.700 only initially figuring maybe 1500 people or so man we gotta step our shit up huh i think the 0.99

01:49:38.320 demons caught on to how big of a deal this could end up being just the other night and this is what

01:49:44.540 really compelled me to write to you guys i got attacked again he sent this the 15th is very 0.95

01:49:50.020 recently yeah but this was a different oh this was we don't read this shit in order just so 0.69

01:49:54.980 everybody knows yeah we just read it if nancy organizes it we read it in order but nancy's 0.72

01:49:59.480 not here today so we just grabbed it real quick because we did nothing to prepare for this show

01:50:03.000 which because it was kind of impromptu we're supposed to be talking to laura baker but the

01:50:05.880 internet demons had other uh plans um okay so i got uh just the other night this is what really

01:50:12.780 compelled me to write to you guys I got attacked again but this was very different than any other

01:50:16.200 time it wasn't very sleep paralysis like either it was more real for the first time ever I felt

01:50:21.500 something touch me there's no bones about it I was sleeping in bed and I remember I was dreaming

01:50:26.580 but I don't know what about however I recall it was nothing significant at least no good or bad

01:50:32.740 emotion attached to it out of nowhere my spidey sense starts feeling like something really negative

01:50:37.720 is in the room so in my head i'm thinking oh this boring ass dream is about to take a turn

01:50:43.040 but nothing happens in the dream this is hard to explain but i come out of the dream and my eyes

01:50:49.140 are still shut and i'm pretty much awake now then i feel something touch my thigh it's like if you

01:50:54.400 took two or three fingers and pushed them on someone's thigh kind of hard to wake them up

01:50:59.620 so i did wake up immediately assuming it was either my youngest wanting to tell me that she's 1.00

01:51:04.880 gotta go to the potty or sherry for some reason i look around and no one's there sherry is fast

01:51:10.820 asleep facing the opposite direction and the little one's door was closed it freaked me out

01:51:16.080 enough that i went to my office and either began working or started this letter i can't remember

01:51:21.620 damn so he has this experience dude gets up and starts writing potentially starts writing this 0.69

01:51:27.240 letter that's why i'm like yeah we gotta fucking finish this because it feels important right right 0.99

01:51:31.180 bottom line is shit is getting real and i don't like it obviously we could associate this high 0.99

01:51:36.640 strangeness to the festival but i think in general these bastards are getting pissed 0.99

01:51:40.640 a long-awaited church is i designed uh a long-awaited church i designed and priced 0.94

01:51:47.180 the electrical for has broke ground finally then he's like designing churches and electrical for

01:51:52.340 them yeah this is why he like it i guess why he attaches letterhead because that's what he's a 0.96

01:51:56.180 fancy ass nigga yeah uh it just so happens to be the new location for the church i go to 0.91

01:52:02.500 a long-awaited church i designed and priced the electrical for is broken ground and it just so 0.98

01:52:09.840 happens to be that it's interesting um dead serious it was just happenstance i really had

01:52:16.580 to fight to win that bid also sherry and i just took a leadership class to run a group on wednesdays

01:52:24.400 the oldest 13 couldn't be more invested in jesus for a guy his age he literally just had breakfast

01:52:32.980 with the youth youth pastor today they keep asking him to do readings before the sermons

01:52:38.920 i couldn't be more happy for him ultimately what i'm getting at is the target on our backs 0.97

01:52:44.060 keeps getting bigger but alas god has plans that shan't be thwarted by homosexual demons 0.53

01:52:50.520 literally amen dude and this is something you're going to come up on too whenever you're doing 0.96

01:52:55.400 anything important whether you realize it's important or you don't you're going to run into

01:53:01.260 uh a lot of pushback yeah yeah a lot that is very true yeah and it seems like uh whatever 0.96

01:53:08.020 he's involved in is happening at a much larger scale but he also sounds retarded so that's good 0.97

01:53:12.700 retarded based yeah yeah yeah yeah now that'll help you maybe even too retarded to stop this is 0.94

01:53:18.120 a secret weapon that'll help you later on uh conclusion jesus saved our kids parents lives 0.98

01:53:25.160 um what really sealed the deal for me on god being real is all the high profile satanically 0.96

01:53:31.060 evil and nephilim shit in the world i will i was always a political junkie but i'm not a normie 0.94

01:53:37.720 or an npc so i eventually started learning about the evil satanic cabal and pizzagate and all that 0.99

01:53:44.020 demonic shit my dive into the more hardcore deeper stuff dovetailed with getting back together with 0.63

01:53:50.420 sherry once you know that politics is i don't know a theater of sorts you get bored of it and 0.99

01:53:59.180 want to know who the director is yeah and it's a jew it's a chance of jews well no it's a dead 0.81

01:54:05.660 jew which is a demon a demon shout out shout out to tusted bevos um so you get bored of it and 0.99

01:54:13.280 want to know who the director is who wrote the screenplay who does the casting all that stuff 1.00

01:54:17.360 i don't know what we've decided the name of the final boss is but the fucker is pure evil and all 1.00

01:54:22.300 the cocksuckers at the top seem to worship him so if that bastard is real so too must be god 0.99

01:54:28.520 it's too illogical to think otherwise i fucking really like this guy uh it's so hard to explain 0.99

01:54:35.200 and this is going to sound crazy but sherry and i this fucking whole story is crazy bro 0.94

01:54:40.060 But Sherry and I have had real discussions 0.96

01:54:42.340 About how we've both considered suicide

01:54:43.940 Because of how bad things are with Hazel 1.00

01:54:45.800 That fucking sucks 0.99

01:54:47.020 And we have no plausible solution in sight 1.00

01:54:49.960 It's almost impossible to convey the torture

01:54:52.600 We're subjected to on a daily basis

01:54:54.500 You know really briefly

01:54:56.500 I just want to say I know a guy 1.00

01:54:57.600 Whose son is like really brutally autistic 0.97

01:55:00.880 And I've watched him man 1.00

01:55:02.980 And he does it all publicly

01:55:04.640 He used to work for 0.99

01:55:07.520 uh shit is a famous black comedian um who who's ashy larry from uh yeah don don't tell williams 0.99

01:55:19.500 no no that's montel williams donald rawlings rollings don don don l don l rawlings you're 1.00

01:55:28.740 right yeah i just fucking have normal names i know come on man what the fuck can't you be chris 0.98

01:55:32.820 ladontal ladontal rowling so uh and his son this guy's son is brutally autistic he and he lives 0.98

01:55:39.180 out in new jersey and he's fucking like he leads with comedy man and he's such a good spirit and 0.93

01:55:44.060 he tries to keep things light he tries to keep things silly but some days he puts that camera 0.99

01:55:47.740 on he's just fucking beat to shit he's my and his son literally is so autistic he like beats his own 1.00

01:55:53.800 ass and and then they have to go to the hospital for all kinds of shit constantly and he's like 1.00

01:55:58.500 really you know fucked up so there's all kinds of other things that go wrong and it's just so hard 0.99

01:56:03.220 to watch these people because that's a guy where i'm like i see what you're doing dude it's kind of 0.99

01:56:07.540 like similar to what we're doing where it's like the world is filled with evil shit and we're trying 0.96

01:56:11.260 to make fun of it and laugh at it and sometimes you look into it it gets a little too dark right 0.96

01:56:15.160 but that's this guy's life yeah and it's like sometimes he's there and he's joking with his

01:56:19.780 kid and his kid is like kind of responsive and they're having a good time and and then the next 0.80

01:56:24.580 fucking video it's just like he's just like it's just one of those days guys and you got to try to 0.99

01:56:29.220 find something to smile about and you're like fuck and this guy's still together his kid is 1.00

01:56:33.540 20 something and he's still with his wife and they still got their other kids and there's just 1.00

01:56:40.140 a strength that it takes you know it's um it's fucking brutal they don't tell you about that 0.96

01:56:45.840 it's crazy too when you oh they played the shofar they just blasted the shofar yeah so hopefully 0.94

01:56:51.240 those demons run um yeah they don't there's something that they don't really tell you about 0.58

01:56:56.120 and it's funny to see these people who do like uh constant abortions about like oh i'm trying to live 0.94

01:57:02.020 my best life i know a bitch with nine it's like yeah dude you know there are so many people out 0.97

01:57:07.180 there that are doing this every day and you can't be bothered because you have to go to coachella 0.99

01:57:11.920 so you commit murder it's like yeah it shows the people it shows the conviction of some people i

01:57:18.240 mean look at this dude yeah he he re-does an entire thing he wants to launch a show

01:57:22.340 so wonky formula i'll give it to him he's like he's going to talk about i don't think christianity

01:57:26.440 and conspiracies and in a comedic way it probably wouldn't have worked yeah i'm glad you didn't do

01:57:30.820 it i think it would have been a massive failure i wonder if if he would have been on this show

01:57:34.980 apparently well he is uh but you do all that work and then it's like no what takes precedence

01:57:40.640 there's no way around it right there's no way around it your daughter takes precedence and

01:57:44.700 and you know your life is just such that you can't do this right now um but other people are 0.97

01:57:50.420 just fucking terminating and opting out because yeah coachella what the fuck ever like just 1.00

01:57:55.620 pathetic shit the girl that i know that had like nine of them never been to coachella just a whore 1.00

01:57:59.600 didn't even go to just a whore and now by the way she's like she's like i gotta go to the i want i'm 1.00

01:58:04.840 thinking about having a kid and i'm like you better go to the fucking doctor and see if you can bitch 1.00

01:58:07.880 now i got a lot of scar tissue in a barren womb uh so let's see here um it's impossible to convey 1.00

01:58:15.980 the torture we're subjected to on a daily basis you'd have to see it for yourself to really 0.57

01:58:19.980 understand and we're no bitches either both of us came from broken homes with alcoholic parents 1.00

01:58:25.160 and blah blah blah we've seen shit this is different constantly watching your beautiful 1.00

01:58:30.200 10 year old daughter say that god hates her and she'd be better off dead shout out to toad shout 1.00

01:58:36.440 out to toad she should do a sports betting show and she was so fucked up hold on a second 1.00

01:58:44.960 let me recalibrate be serious um get in the zone she better off dead and she wants to die 1.00

01:58:57.400 and she doesn't understand why she's been given this shitty life believe it or not it's devastating 0.99

01:59:03.020 no yeah i fucking believe that yeah yeah dude and after two years of it it starts wearing on 0.99

01:59:08.120 a motherfucker yeah on a mofo i'm sorry he didn't swear uh the point is at the end of every one of 0.99

01:59:13.640 those discussing discussions with sherry we conclude that neither of us will ever go through 1.00

01:59:18.140 with it for the same reason god he knows better than us he's purely just whatever this particular 0.97

01:59:27.600 plan is we think it sucks but who the fuck are we to say he's wrong a lot of dominoes 0.93

01:59:35.840 out of our control had to fall for me to even be writing this letter for instance i started 0.98

01:59:42.240 listening to tinfoil hat when hazel was in the hospital with her stroke i was getting sick of

01:59:47.660 politics and thought i should go off the deep end anyway because my emotions were so high had i not

01:59:53.220 done that i would never have heard you guys on there a year later now you guys sam obviously

02:00:02.000 and many other many of your guests are the only stuff i listen to or watch look at that 12 pages

02:00:09.120 that means you'll read it right love you guys if you ever need an ice station nds studio to use

02:00:17.880 when you find yourself out in the twin cities let me know wow man well if you find yourself in

02:00:26.340 florida on april august 8th uh come down to tickets on tickets on me yeah dude uh yeah

02:00:35.080 shit man i know it would be it would be rough for him to find anyone to watch and 0.71

02:00:40.840 watch his kids yeah but if you if you can make it if you can make it yeah come down and hang out 0.99

02:00:46.400 and laugh a little bit with some of the people it's fucking oh that was a roller coaster yeah 0.86

02:00:53.980 that was wild man i think this was ai i think i think he did make all of this up yeah i'm actually 0.95

02:00:59.800 a little bit angry guys if you're gonna write in uh can you at least write it yourself don't make 0.96

02:01:04.860 it ai this is bullshit man i didn't like that i didn't like it 0.97

Nephilim Death Squad - April 24, 2026

The Blizzard and the Stranger ｜ NDS Chronicles

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