Nephilim Death Squad - The Gingerbread Demon in my Fridge ｜ NDS Chronicles

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00:00:01.640 Top Lobster Productions.

00:00:30.000 Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode of NDS Chronicles, 0.99

00:00:58.880 the show where we read your submitted paranormal testimony if you want to submit some shit 0.56

00:01:04.560 uh do it on over at chroniclesnds at gmail.com as always it is i david lee corvo aka the raven 0.95

00:01:11.120 that is top lobster the father of disinformation we're feeling clean we're feeling fresh yeah well

00:01:16.400 you actually just ate maybe 10 pieces of candy so what uh in 15 minutes it's a problem i just feel

00:01:22.560 like i don't feel clean and fresh when i eat that much candy you're still picking butterfingers out

00:01:27.680 out of your teeth it's disgusting it's actually just saving a little bit for later join the

00:01:31.420 patreon patreon.com forward slash nephilim desk you can do some really cool stuff here you can

00:01:37.060 listen to intro music uh you can buy tickets for bohemian grove 4 because they have dropped they

00:01:42.540 are available they are available we're kind of like on a back waiting list of a week until this

00:01:47.220 gets out to the general public more or less yeah i'm thinking about this weekend just doing a bunch

00:01:51.200 of like back-to-back episodes so that this can reach to the general public although it's not

00:01:55.040 gonna happen on the audio i don't know we'll figure it out anyway we got some time general

00:01:58.240 tickets uh general admission tickets available there they're also available on toplobsted.com

00:02:02.820 by the way guys um speaking of the patreon i just want to say something really quickly we had 0.98

00:02:07.940 a very unfortunate happening in the nds community the community of dangerous retards last year at 0.94

00:02:13.780 brohemian grove we had a really fantastic time with toad in a gimp mask uh and me and cole were 1.00

00:02:19.940 all oiled up somebody actually facilitated that gimp mask and the person who bought it and made

00:02:25.360 that that kind of um what would you call that legendary moment i mean this iconic photo of

00:02:30.440 toad with his hand on his hip and this gimp mask on that was bought by tyler jennings and he's a 0.95

00:02:35.260 long time uh dangerous retard he was supporting us you know for oh my god look at this is horrific 0.95

00:02:41.340 huge nancy um there it is that photo made possible by tyler jennings um he's he's been somebody who 0.95

00:02:48.800 was part of the community real early in the game big fan of uh my old show timeline cleanse and

00:02:54.580 and just supported us from from you know the inception really of this show uh unfortunately

00:03:00.360 tyler uh has left the building he's he's passed away and his family um and his wife they're left

00:03:08.700 without a father they're left without a husband and it's a huge bummer man it's a huge bummer and

00:03:13.780 his wife reached out to us and she said a lot of really kind things about the show about the

00:03:19.600 community how much it meant to tyler a lot of you guys in the chat know tyler you guys talk to him

00:03:25.200 he was always active in the telegram and um so you know we posted his wife's go fund me because

00:03:33.660 you know when somebody passes away funeral expenses you know on top of the hole that that's

00:03:40.520 left in people's lives when a loved one passes i don't think he had he didn't have like insurance

00:03:44.080 or anything like that um no no this is actually i mean since we are kind of late uh they have

00:03:51.140 raised them they have already buried them but i think they still are raising some money for

00:03:54.960 things that need to get done around i think he left behind two kids yeah and this is why we're

00:03:59.420 bringing it up is because um you know yeah they they they covered the funeral expenses but tyler

00:04:05.560 gave so much to this show to this community um you know like i said he was at bohemian grove and 0.92

00:04:11.600 and he was a real real uh you know a certified dangerous retard and i you know i gotta tell you 0.96

00:04:17.860 guys if some of you remember timeline cleanse that was a donation based show dude it broke my heart 0.91

00:04:22.660 i looked back i typed his name into my cash app tyler had been donating to that show since back

00:04:29.140 in in october of 2024 and a lot of you guys know that timeline cleanse was what i used to get

00:04:35.500 on my legs when i was trying to do this full time and um and so you know he was one of the guys that

00:04:43.140 that was a blessing to me and so i'm just hoping um that this community and this show could be a

00:04:49.060 blessing to to his family so if you guys you know have it in you if you can spare anything um go

00:04:55.160 check out that gofundme on our patreon and um and you know say a prayer for for for tyler and for

00:05:01.460 his family and for his his wife we have a little there's a qr code if you're not on the patreon in

00:05:05.540 the upper left hand corner here and uh this is what the page looks like um so you know you're

00:05:12.000 in the right spot man let me tell you a lot of the a lot of the people in the chat they knew

00:05:16.160 exactly who he was and it hit really hard it hit me really hard man i was um you know it's not about

00:05:22.020 it's not about me but like when i'm trying to go why is this name familiar man and i'm like trying

00:05:26.540 to go through i'm typing his name into different things i type his name into twitter and there's 0.83

00:05:31.160 just dm correspondence for mad long he's sending content to timeline cleanse i'm like shit dude 0.62

00:05:36.720 and then uh and his banner on his twitter page is brohemian grove i'm like oh my god and then 0.72

00:05:43.660 on a whim i was like wait this guy i think he was like uh you know donating to me and i type

00:05:48.840 his name in cash app and it's like like i said man a huge blessing to to to not only nds but

00:05:55.440 me personally and uh i'm hoping that that you know we can kind of give some of that back so

00:06:00.400 we had a really cool moment of uh when we were doing brohemian grove and we were just like

00:06:06.400 spitballing the idea of uh it was like it's missing something the the bodybuilding contest

00:06:11.740 is already gay yeah but it's it's missing a a certain something and i don't know what it is 0.96

00:06:17.980 and we're at my house i think at the table and we're like sex toys yeah of course yeah so the 0.98

00:06:23.040 idea was a ball gag uh that you and cole were supposed to wear ball gags and uh yeah i don't 0.83

00:06:29.320 even think we threw the idea of the gimp mask for toad the ball gags is really what we wanted he 0.92

00:06:34.420 just did that on his own and so there's a spark of creativity there's a sex store if you're around 0.75

00:06:39.180 for bohemian grove but it's it's going towards tampa and it's like it's probably 45 minutes

00:06:44.380 away and i was like i can't do it i had yeah like we had to go to the venue and there was just no

00:06:48.640 way last minute so we put it in the telegram chat because we had like a telegram bohemian

00:06:53.360 growth through each other it was fun and we're like hey anybody want to take part in something

00:06:59.420 really gay yeah and people were just like i don't know the next day tyler shows up and he's like he's

00:07:05.220 got a little black bag and he's like yo and he gives me the bag and i was like you've got to be 0.99

00:07:08.860 fucking yeah jc owns that gimp mask man that's crazy to think yeah he said he said he'll bring 0.92

00:07:14.780 it to brogram oh dude that would be fantastic we need that in the studio jc yeah we do jc if you 0.99

00:07:20.880 wouldn't mind um bringing that and giving it back i would love to have that that would be

00:07:24.840 really meaningful it's a weird thing huh we should give it back to the family we should send it to

00:07:29.500 them well um you know i gave it to him as a birthday gift that's right that's right i had 0.97

00:07:34.520 no business doing that you unbelievable bitch and then who gave it to me well toad had no place 1.00

00:07:40.460 doing that it's not so it's not so it's tyler's um you know his wife when she reached out you 0.99

00:07:46.160 any there's any combination of words she could have said it's got to be really weird reaching

00:07:50.300 out to a show like this to be like hey um a tragedy has be you know befallen me and my loved

00:07:55.360 ones um and she saw fit to say that something to the effect of you don't know how meaningful 0.99

00:08:02.920 this show is to people and please keep going and i was like fuck man like just a lady that's going 0.99

00:08:10.640 through the worst shit imaginable yeah she she messaged me to say that um and she told me what 0.99

00:08:17.140 was going like what went down with with tyler yeah and i was just like fuck and i couldn't put 0.99

00:08:23.260 i couldn't put the face the name to the face and she sent me a picture and i was like oh damn i 0.91

00:08:27.740 know this guy yeah and and then it had me doubting i was like i i messaged you and matt and i was

00:08:33.680 like what are we doing on like on this show like what are we yeah is this what happens with with

00:08:39.260 this show i don't like people like die but like like why are we doing this thing but she had sent

00:08:44.720 you a message that said uh you know please keep going yeah they like he like actually enjoyed this

00:08:50.700 thing and that's uh well like i said i i opened up a prayer section in the telegram chat and he

00:08:56.560 was the very first dude laney actually found this tyler was the first dude to drop a lengthy

00:09:02.360 thoughtful heartfelt prayer and that was maybe two years ago yeah you know like this i'm telling you

00:09:09.580 man this guy was like one of us this was one of us like if you're listening to this show

00:09:14.040 and you think that this show is your people tyler was your people yeah and um so yeah man and i and

00:09:20.240 i think that's really something that's interesting because when she said please keep going i'm like

00:09:24.080 it wasn't us it wasn't you know top and raven in the chair it was we created a thing it was a couple

00:09:31.860 of platforms it was you guys it was you guys hanging in the chats and the telegram communities

00:09:36.880 and the discord communities in the in the twitter uh message groups and all this stuff by the way

00:09:41.640 there's a new twitter message group i just like i open these things up and you never know some of

00:09:45.880 them don't take uh and some some do oh they caught fire yeah yeah the twitter one people really like

00:09:51.560 and it's just like i i pop in there because i'm in a lot of group chats but i'll pop in there every 0.90

00:09:55.760 so often and you guys are just doing shit yeah man it's it's fun it's fun but that's kind of what 1.00

00:10:01.260 this is about i guess uh yeah you know it's we do a show you guys don't listen and fucking talk 0.99

00:10:06.380 amongst yourselves honestly that's how a lot of it is a lot of it is just the chat talking while 0.98

00:10:09.900 we we say a bunch of dumb shit yeah yeah he was an og um and like i said it was it's less about 0.98

00:10:16.540 this show and more about the community of people and that it amazes me it constantly does amaze me 1.00

00:10:20.900 every once in a while look back and i'll go look at all these fucking people man it's like far out 0.87

00:10:26.640 of our control now this is really good which one is that that's the lemon line lemon line clean it 0.98

00:10:30.860 is really good not as good as sports drink though clean doesn't sponsor us um so yeah guys you know

00:10:36.320 what the description i mean uh in the description for this show will be sure to include the go fund

00:10:41.760 me hopefully by the time it airs to the general public it's still up um if you can find it in

00:10:47.260 your heart if you got a little extra cash um you know send it their way because uh god knows it's

00:10:55.000 a financial disaster yeah when when people pass it's fucking really unfair actually the the cost 0.99

00:11:01.180 of funerals which is just like it's gonna happen like a wedding it's fucked up it's fucked up how 0.97

00:11:06.180 much it costs so um all right now that we've sufficiently bummed everybody out they're like 0.92

00:11:11.180 hey guess what you got like three days before this guy starts to smell and you got we're gonna

00:11:15.780 charge you extra yeah thousands of dollars you've got to come up with you want flowers

00:11:20.600 oh god for a wedding or a funeral like it's like okay like you know 33% added to the price yeah 0.94

00:11:26.900 if you just wanted flowers for no reason you'd be like yeah just fucking take them that wouldn't

00:11:30.320 even easily and then you're left with this guilt of like how do i i can't half-ass the death of a 0.99

00:11:36.040 man. Yeah. So I have to shell out my life savings for fucking it's it's terrible. So now that you

00:11:41.500 guys are real fucking bummed out, let's get into some of these stories. All right. So what do we 0.95

00:11:50.180 have here? We're gonna go with not a bot. He's been sitting in the chat for for months. And it

00:11:56.700 was just brought to our attention. Days and days. Well, apparently, I don't know. Is it a month or

00:12:00.800 so? Or more than that, Nance? I don't know. It's a long time. Something like that. Something like

00:12:05.500 that it's a little dusty a little dusty but we keep in good shape we've blown them off and uh

00:12:10.940 and and here we go so this is not a body says hey guys i think i've got some bangers but you decide 0.95

00:12:16.320 now i gotta say right there you better fucking know you got some bangers oh wow before you come 0.87

00:12:20.600 on this show okay all right um i've been listening to you nds for a little over six months ever since 0.98

00:12:26.700 my good friend recommended you guys and it has been great i came in after tower gang was finished

00:12:32.380 but before matt was it finished i mean it was wasn't really finished well it was i mean the

00:12:38.360 towers collapsed it's like are the twin towers really finished i suppose they've been on fire

00:12:43.760 for quite a while and then they finally did collapse so it's but they're never really finished

00:12:47.520 it's not finished because you're told to never forget we have more to say right yeah just in 0.91

00:12:51.700 now we're in the freedom tower it's different shaped like a penis uh not a bot says you read 0.99

00:12:56.620 a bunch already what the fuck does that mean not a bot have we read your story oh he's the one i 1.00

00:13:02.880 was okay he's the one that you read maybe half of or a quarter of everything nancy you're very 0.97

00:13:09.200 i should write these down all right all right we'll have to come back to you uh not a bot but

00:13:15.860 once we figure this out oh wait i remember all this obedience and communion uh sleep paralysis

00:13:21.580 with lilith yikes he says yikes i don't remember how far we got into it so we have to segue

00:13:25.840 way thank god we caught that early thank god not a bot uh is is in the chat because that could have

00:13:30.180 been disastrous have yeah but i don't know where where half so uh we're gonna have to revisit that

00:13:37.780 episode and figure it out but i'm gonna start with somebody else instead uh very sorry not about you

00:13:41.900 actually just thwarted your own rereading of your episode and we're gonna go with uh tara welch uh

00:13:49.080 let's see here this is why people don't write to us anymore this probably is why people don't write

00:13:54.540 to us guys if you want to write to us chroniclesnds at gmail.com we're supposed to organize

00:13:59.320 this or nancy's supposed to organize it or something like that job nancy yeah what the 1.00

00:14:02.960 fuck nance what are you doing you're working right now she's getting ready for work she's 0.99

00:14:07.420 brushing her teeth thank god she actually hopped in to tell us that though uh because she did say 0.98

00:14:11.580 she might not be you know communicating very much okay so this is from tara who i just doxed and

00:14:17.100 didn't think about that at all howdy from texas sorry in advance if this is long-winded i will

00:14:22.840 try to be as clear i will try to be as clear and concise as possible if you want to find this this

00:14:30.260 is in the chronicles email towards the top uh when my family first moved to texas from navy housing

00:14:35.840 in shirac we of course got a huge big beautiful house in the country with hella property for very

00:14:42.140 cheap we'd all soon find out why oh shit okay very nice i'm in i'm in um oh tara's a girl 0.95

00:14:52.360 Tara's a girl? 0.98

00:14:53.420 I thought Tara was a guy's name.

00:14:55.100 I couldn't tell.

00:14:56.060 Huh.

00:14:56.880 Looks like a little girl there.

00:14:57.940 Okay.

00:14:58.420 All right. 0.97

00:14:59.140 Looks like a little girl there in the picture.

00:15:01.840 We were promptly told.

00:15:03.400 This is a tiny girl. 1.00

00:15:04.140 She's only about this big, yeah.

00:15:06.160 We were promptly told by the neighbors upon meeting that no couple that had ever bought the house stayed together.

00:15:12.360 They always divorced.

00:15:14.100 It has to be a lot for you to notice that as a neighbor.

00:15:17.020 Yeah.

00:15:17.280 It can't just be a few.

00:15:19.100 It's just constant.

00:15:20.500 Nobody's staying together. 0.99

00:15:21.300 because i don't even check on my fucking neighbors these neighbors were an old married couple been 0.99

00:15:25.920 living next door since the dawn of time it seemed this house was electric in the worst sense everyone 0.99

00:15:31.880 would feel a heavy presence immediately my mom brother and i tried convincing my father of this

00:15:37.620 weird feeling of being watched constantly but he just denied it it was the strangest thing but my

00:15:43.880 skeptic said dad said it might be like a magnetic field or something with the wiring that's actually 0.99

00:15:49.460 kind of reasonable you go like there's an electric charge and as a dad you go this fucking 0.99

00:15:53.500 old shitty wiring yeah no listen you got to eliminate all of the before you go demons 0.99

00:15:58.980 yesterday with the smoke yeah i don't know what the fuck was up with that i'm i'm saying demons 0.99

00:16:03.680 though at this point right yeah i mean yeah yeah okay that's fine this is it's the nature of the 0.65

00:16:07.000 show but in my house oh it's faulty wiring probably which could be the case i mean you know

00:16:11.420 if it's an old house you said you bought a really old house i think it's reasonable for dad to say 0.99

00:16:14.960 Well, fucking chill out, emotional women. 0.99

00:16:17.760 Calm down for a second. 1.00

00:16:18.800 Hey, ladies, relax. 1.00

00:16:19.940 Relax. 0.97

00:16:21.400 Tohu abohu.

00:16:22.580 Calm down.

00:16:24.500 But specifically, the women in the family felt it the most.

00:16:27.460 See, that's not very reassuring.

00:16:28.880 How many of them? 1.00

00:16:29.580 How many women? 1.00

00:16:30.280 Women? 1.00

00:16:31.060 Woman?

00:16:31.600 I can't tell. 0.94

00:16:32.160 She didn't spell it right.

00:16:35.500 We had multiple guests and other family members see for themselves.

00:16:39.920 We would not tell them anything.

00:16:41.280 Just watch them all walk up the stairs and see them all hesitate about halfway up. 0.99

00:16:46.320 Damn, that's a reliable test. 0.97

00:16:49.300 Everybody's stopping halfway up the stairs. 0.99

00:16:51.460 It started gradually.

00:16:53.560 First, with just a bad feeling.

00:16:55.360 Then my mom started to see shadow figures, figures, figures, figures, figures, entities.

00:17:01.020 Yes.

00:17:01.480 She would yell at them in the middle of the night, thinking it was her insubordinate children roaming around.

00:17:06.980 And gradually, it got worse.

00:17:08.900 one day my mom was homesick from work brother and i go to catch the bus dad leaves to work as well

00:17:15.400 she told us she was laying under the covers around 10 a.m when she heard my dad walk into 0.99

00:17:19.500 their bedroom she says oh fuck don't tell me you got fired damn no she didn't curse technically 1.00

00:17:25.480 well she doesn't have a potty mouth no she said oh freak don't tell me you got fired 1.00

00:17:30.900 since he was home early she said that he didn't say anything but she heard him walk across the

00:17:35.980 room said all his change in wallet keys etc into a metal bowl on their dresser when you have a

00:17:42.860 spouse you know their sound and everyday rituals yeah a lot of burping farting in your house well

00:17:50.380 that's me yeah uh-huh my wife uh oh i'm sorry do i have the button for that she bought me gas pills

00:17:56.160 like for the gas station what do you know for like uh farts and burps did it work i think it did i

00:18:03.480 was i don't know what i ate the other day but i was just fortin and burpin fortin and burpin

00:18:08.120 fortin and burpin and and i felt bad yeah you know because it was rough if i'm being perfectly

00:18:16.100 honest and rough it was it was uh you know it was a smell yeah and she went out somewhere she

00:18:23.120 came back with these little tiny anti-gas pills and yeah i think they did work which is nice you

00:18:28.660 know why because i always feel uh bad as soon as i lay down and all of a sudden like you lay down

00:18:33.120 and then things start shifting around.

00:18:35.280 Yeah, yeah.

00:18:35.980 And then I'd be farting.

00:18:36.880 You were just sitting there yesterday, and you were like,

00:18:39.540 Yeah, and you can hear it in the mic.

00:18:42.840 That happens.

00:18:43.640 My wife calls it my dinosaur sounds.

00:18:45.660 Yeah.

00:18:45.940 She goes, you sound like a dinosaur.

00:18:47.440 I go, yeah, I don't know.

00:18:48.480 Just a little guess. 0.99

00:18:49.520 I got shit going on. 0.99

00:18:50.360 It's just moving. 0.99

00:18:53.020 You know their sounds in everyday rituals.

00:18:54.980 She was mad he hadn't answered at this point,

00:18:57.500 and when she uncovered herself, she's... 0.98

00:18:59.380 Wait, your wife, your helper?

00:19:03.120 God, I don't want to say that.

00:19:08.240 Yeah, it's not nothing bad about my wife.

00:19:10.060 Somebody, somebody has taken a liking to me and said,

00:19:16.560 um, when was, how do I navigate this?

00:19:20.020 And when she saw my wife, Nancy, did we tell you this story?

00:19:25.320 I got to tell you off air, Nance.

00:19:27.180 It's, uh, we'll tell you off air.

00:19:28.560 Forget it.

00:19:29.120 Forget it.

00:19:30.660 Okay, guys, listen, if you want to hear this story.

00:19:32.800 No, you can't hear this story.

00:19:34.300 You've got to come to Bohemian Grove.

00:19:36.160 You've got to meet us unaware.

00:19:38.600 And then you've got to convince us to let you produce the show. 1.00

00:19:41.880 Come on, L-O-U-B-C. 1.00

00:19:43.340 Okay, so it's a man. 0.98

00:19:45.280 Behind the scenes.

00:19:46.060 She was mad he hadn't answered at this point.

00:19:48.400 And when she uncovered herself, she saw that no one was in the room.

00:19:52.180 But the change bowl was knocked over and the drawers were opened and rifled through. 0.99

00:19:56.980 Damn. 0.99

00:19:58.080 She picked us up from school early that day. 0.99

00:20:00.000 Yeah, I mean, that's what you do, right?

00:20:01.740 I'm like, I'm going to go get my kids.

00:20:03.660 Yeah, I'm out of here.

00:20:05.740 Why you got a blue ballist like that? 0.65

00:20:07.380 I'm sorry, that was you.

00:20:08.300 You mentioned it.

00:20:09.000 I was not going to mention it.

00:20:11.740 It's a touchy subject.

00:20:12.900 But if it makes you guys feel any better, we'll tell Nancy about it.

00:20:15.920 Not you guys.

00:20:17.280 Behind our house was a big creek.

00:20:20.080 If you followed that creek down, there was a little bridge.

00:20:23.460 As a kid, naturally, I would go and play in the creek and go see the bridge,

00:20:28.340 eat some lunch on it, climb all around.

00:20:30.580 What kids do?

00:20:31.280 one time i was visiting it and i smelled a putrid stench it was raven he was gassy no uh someone or

00:20:39.620 some people had strung up on a noose a wild hog carcass on the bridge and spray painted a bunch

00:20:48.240 of kkk stuff and upside down crosses on the cement walls of the bridge it had been gutted

00:20:55.660 and all the innards were strewn about baking in the south texas sun goodness gracious it smelled 0.91

00:21:03.640 bad i chalked it up to dumb morbid high school kids another night soon after my mom brother and 0.98

00:21:10.780 i were sitting in the house and started hearing noise we turned the tv off and heard that it was 0.93

00:21:17.700 coming from the creek we went upstairs looked out the third story window and saw torches

00:21:22.840 and heard loud chanting back there back on the bridge it gave us the eeriest feeling i don't 0.71

00:21:29.520 know if it was satanic or kkk stuff they were doing but in my opinion what's the difference

00:21:34.780 that's interesting um i mean i don't know that the kkk is they're more of like a support group

00:21:42.120 right yeah i also don't know that just because you spray paint kkk means you're the kkk something

00:21:48.820 interesting as well we were reading through one of us was reading the bible and uh it said like

00:21:55.360 cursed curses is he that hangs from a tree maybe this was on straight bible okay and it got me to

00:22:00.560 thinking about the kkk and what they used to do to oh cursed is he who hangs from a tree yeah yeah

00:22:07.080 let me see if i could pull that that's a fascinating uh huh yeah it was it's an interesting 0.55

00:22:15.280 one because i and i wonder if yeah deuteronomy 21 23 declares anyone hanged on a tree is cursed

00:22:21.540 by god symbolizing total rejection public shame and divine judgment whoa so doing that to uh the

00:22:29.760 blacks sure where's my button oh wait no i don't think we have that well don't press that button

00:22:35.160 i thought i had that one which one no we have uh don't hit the button all right um no we got this

00:22:39.480 one well uh yeah so kind of messed up and that's also spiritually significant like what are you

00:22:46.440 doing not just that you want them out which i can understand yeah there was something else a little

00:22:51.660 more it's really just like a property value issue yeah you know what i mean really like yeah you're

00:22:57.420 you're messing up the schools you know honestly this might not have been the kkk but a group of

00:23:03.940 realtors kkk realty guys are fucking up the price of things um weird things continued like david we 0.74

00:23:15.840 had huge black flies that wouldn't go away they were everywhere did you flush them or just oh did 0.98

00:23:22.080 you see my you saw my i seen my mosquito toilet yeah your collection yeah that's what i do i 0.98

00:23:27.660 still there no i oh today i'm gonna have a new one okay yeah fucking driving me nuts 0.98

00:23:33.020 Where are they coming from? 0.95

00:23:33.780 Because you don't, I mean, you keep your door open a little, right?

00:23:35.780 Yeah, it's just the door.

00:23:36.620 When I open it, it creates like a suction.

00:23:38.960 And as soon as you open the door, they go whoop.

00:23:41.540 And it's like a cloud of them.

00:23:42.920 Yeah, yeah.

00:23:43.240 And then I spend the rest of the day electric fly swatting mosquitoes.

00:23:46.320 And then I tap this fly swatter into the toilet.

00:23:49.820 And then I make peepees or I make poo-poos on them. 0.95

00:23:57.240 Oh, man.

00:23:58.340 Guys, never get into the situation in life where that's your co-host.

00:24:03.100 I don't know.

00:24:03.720 Somebody said it was based.

00:24:04.740 I'm pretty sure there's somewhere in the Bible you're not supposed to do that.

00:24:08.340 Let's look that up.

00:24:09.100 To mosquitoes?

00:24:10.380 In general.

00:24:11.900 I wouldn't do it to other things.

00:24:14.260 It's not always poo-poos. 0.97

00:24:15.900 You know, sometimes it's mostly just pee-pees.

00:24:17.980 All right, keep reading, David. 0.99

00:24:18.860 What the fuck is going on right now? 0.99

00:24:20.880 They were everywhere. 1.00

00:24:22.380 They'd come in swarms and then just leave.

00:24:24.060 We would go out to dinner and come back home to crows just covering our yard.

00:24:28.820 Whoa.

00:24:29.340 We had almost two acres that you could hardly see grass under. 0.92

00:24:32.380 all these crows damn that's a lot of crows none in the neighbor's yard oh hey what's up amy

00:24:39.280 amy what's up amy you know how close you were to have an episode with matt very close oh yeah we 0.96

00:24:45.260 we we did invite him on david invited him on well because i thought that maybe if he had something

00:24:50.300 to read he would fucking focus david's getting soft he declined anyway and i remember that

00:24:56.460 uh reb says you should get pest control we have a thing in our backyard they fly into 0.93

00:25:01.280 they just sprayed all outside my door yeah and i was and it was really nice for about a day and a 0.78

00:25:07.540 half and then they're just back i'm like damn dude and they're back with vengeance maybe one 0.97

00:25:12.680 of your neighbors is dead um look into it that's mosquitoes we would go to dinner that none in the 0.99

00:25:19.120 neighbor's yard so that's crazy two acres nearly covered every inch in crows but none in the

00:25:23.700 neighbor's yard this happened a few times crows would fly into the windows pretty often killing 0.99

00:25:28.380 themselves whoa that's like horror movie shit yeah scary faced barn owls would sit on our mailbox 0.98

00:25:34.220 got the owls spooky owls check check check check black flies crows flying into the windows spooky 1.00

00:25:41.740 uh owls electric your shit is haunted yeah dog haunted we had lightning strike our well house 0.99

00:25:49.340 shed and completely explode the thing yep well that could just be a thing well we had light i'm 1.00

00:25:56.260 I'm sorry, we would constantly smell rotting meat and sulfur.

00:25:59.080 That's another sign.

00:25:59.960 That's a problem. 0.52

00:26:01.740 We're Hispanic. 1.00

00:26:02.720 Biggest problem. 1.00

00:26:03.380 That's a huge problem.

00:26:05.320 Honestly, this is all making a lot of sense right now.

00:26:08.000 Tara, my girl, what is so surprising about this?

00:26:11.780 Oh, okay, so here we go.

00:26:12.780 We're Hispanic, so spiritual, but unsaved by Christ at the time.

00:26:16.680 So we'd sage and do the holy water thing.

00:26:19.500 I love that.

00:26:20.000 It's like pick one.

00:26:20.780 You're doing the holy water thing.

00:26:22.600 Holy water, what does it insinuate?

00:26:24.220 You know what I mean?

00:26:24.700 like leaning towards but yeah i know i know uh but we were out of our league and not spiritually

00:26:30.840 equipped to fight whatever this was in the house you're doing it all wrong our sin and unfaithfulness

00:26:35.840 just made it worse tara you smart now i experience what i know now as sleep paralysis every night 0.99

00:26:43.580 from the ages of five to seven fuck that is brutal every night that's a lot yeah man that's 0.93

00:26:51.400 like that's no sleep dude that's amazing it's amazing i would try to stay up all night so i 0.98

00:26:56.940 could sleep at school it was horrible it was the same dream every time my brother and i had a jack 0.98

00:27:02.580 and jill bathroom the fuck is that uh you can two doors you can come in from either side oh i have 1.00

00:27:08.180 i have one okay that's where i put that's the bathroom oh i got one i got one the fuck is that 0.99

00:27:13.240 i never heard of that oh i have one of those yeah i don't remember grinding my feet into 0.92

00:27:18.280 so if both doors were open i could see into his room from mine i'd be laying in the bed in the

00:27:27.360 dark but the outside hall light would be on i would see someone with big boots step in front

00:27:33.920 of his door then slowly open it then he'd walk into the room and quarter turn left and be staring

00:27:40.680 right at me i always describe this man as jeepers creepers that's interesting that's an archetype

00:27:46.860 jeepers creepers archetype very close to the hat man right um yeah but i've heard people say like

00:27:52.120 no specifically more like jeepers creepers like he's a hat man but kind of uh torn yeah and you 0.98

00:27:58.360 can see some of his features did you watch begonia i didn't watch begonia stupid bitch i was watching 0.94

00:28:03.380 um them they no i didn't from i didn't watch anything last night um i was i was uh listening 0.94

00:28:12.860 to mother horse eyes and playing this game called um it's some sort of weird time loop and creepy

00:28:18.700 we're gonna listen to mother horse eyes in front of the people i love it man okay we're gonna do

00:28:22.540 it from the from it's so good it's gonna be there's gonna be a very long series that's crazy

00:28:27.420 we can't do that though that's gonna be like patreon only why not the the people won't get

00:28:31.980 it there's no copyright well no no i just they just won't well yeah they're gonna get it the

00:28:36.700 story is fantastic we pause it and then talk about the and then we'll never get through it

00:28:40.620 10 hours it'll be 20 hours of content it'll be triple the time triple the time we should do it 0.98

00:28:47.260 with matt wait so you mean oh my god so you're saying that there's a pussy in the wall rebson 0.99

00:28:55.520 says from is not giving me what i want right now it's it's kind of not it's the fucking acting i 0.99

00:29:00.220 had so many people recommend from and then i'm watching it and i'm like every fucking person 0.95

00:29:04.840 you know what sucks so they're in this in this town and from where they can't escape they drive 0.97

00:29:10.280 down the road but it creates a loop they just end back up at the town they can't leave so for 0.85

00:29:15.640 whatever reason cattle mysteriously show up so their needs are kind of taken care of but they 0.87

00:29:20.560 have to ration because it's not an endless supply one of the characters for no fucking reason is like 1.00

00:29:28.100 500 pounds just a 500 pound white bitch and every single episode in every season i go why the fuck 1.00

00:29:35.280 is she still fat yeah how are you still fat well she's big boned no she's fat as fuck maybe it's 1.00

00:29:41.980 the gluten david and there's a couple of other characters that aren't quite 500 pounds that are 0.99

00:29:46.120 just fucking fat and i go how come you're still fat why isn't this show like reality look at cdub 0.98

00:29:54.360 cdub what's mother horse eyes exactly how innocent cdub cdub how how innocent of you indeed what is 1.00

00:30:00.820 this it's a it's a it's the best thing maybe ever we're gonna do it it's one of my favorite things

00:30:07.460 we've danced around it for too long and we're actually running low on content so we're gonna

00:30:10.900 do it oh if we just go we're gonna abstain from chronicles for a few episodes for 30 episodes 0.96

00:30:16.460 for 30 episodes 30 fucking episodes yeah fucking send us some emails we don't have enough emails 0.94

00:30:21.740 we might do it after this email uh we have emails i mean you know this is like 13 pages long he was 0.98

00:30:27.780 tall all black from being in the shadow he had a hat and a duster jacket right there you go very

00:30:32.540 much like hat man like wild west looking almost he would be i would be paralyzed in fear he would

00:30:37.940 slowly walk over to me i remember the overwhelming dread of hearing his boots on the wood floor get

00:30:43.780 closer to me he would stand at the edge of my bed and as soon as he lunged toward me she opened this

00:30:50.300 email saying hello gaze hell yeah because now i'm looking at the type of person this is the this is

00:30:55.840 the person that's talking to us like this and having these encounters it's just kind of strange 0.99

00:31:00.180 right i like her she's cool she's just uh i don't fucking believe she's a little hispanic chick 0.71

00:31:04.980 about this big uh from fucking shirak and she opens up the email hello gaze this is somebody 0.97

00:31:11.380 who gets it saying all this crazy shit to us all right fine whatever um so as soon as he would 0.99

00:31:16.720 lunge toward me i would wake up just sweaty and trembling i would later find out that some gay 0.99

00:31:22.020 Netflix documentary that this was 0.54

00:31:24.220 the hat man. Oh, that's how they would

00:31:26.080 find out. He's throwing our stuff on the floor. I know. Hold on a

00:31:28.140 second, Matt. Stop throwing our stuff on the floor. Can you stop throwing our shit

00:31:30.080 on the floor, Matt? You want to say hi to the people that were actually asking for you? Come on, come say 0.99

00:31:32.260 hi. You were supposed to do this show. You declined.

00:31:35.040 But you can come say hi. Amy's

00:31:36.260 asking for you. I'm not going to take you

00:31:38.140 through the pain and suffering of being on a show with me.

00:31:40.260 Can you pick that up?

00:31:42.540 You already saw me picking it up.

00:31:43.880 Come on, why don't you come over here? Come say hi.

00:31:46.540 He's leaving. Alright, fine.

00:31:47.880 I can see you.

00:31:52.020 I would be paralyzed in fear.

00:31:54.040 I would be paralyzed in fear. 0.80

00:31:56.260 I would later find out that from some gay Netflix documentary that this was the hat man.

00:32:01.340 And he was a pretty common experience from people with sleep paralysis. 0.90

00:32:05.540 I couldn't even watch five minutes of the dang documentary. 0.99

00:32:08.680 I try to keep him from my mind.

00:32:10.880 That documentary is really terrifying.

00:32:13.180 I haven't seen it.

00:32:13.900 It's pretty good.

00:32:15.200 It's a pretty good documentary. 0.98

00:32:16.460 And it's scary as shit. 0.96

00:32:18.600 How do you know they're asking about me unless you're reading the chat? 0.98

00:32:21.060 Oh, I just made it up.

00:32:22.220 We're allowed to read the chat.

00:32:23.460 This is our chat, Matt.

00:32:24.540 Also, I'm really great at reading the chat and continuing to focus on the show.

00:32:28.980 My family had delved into madness.

00:32:32.880 My family went from happy-go-lucky, picture-perfect,

00:32:35.780 to my brother developing a serious drinking problem,

00:32:38.940 almost dying multiple times in the house due to alcohol poisoning as a teen.

00:32:43.520 My mother and father became violent toward each other.

00:32:45.860 Jeez, man.

00:32:47.380 Physically, mentally, and emotionally abusive.

00:32:50.600 Unfaithful in their marriage.

00:32:52.780 They were so involved in hating each other,

00:32:55.340 my brother and I pretty much had to raise ourselves.

00:32:58.360 Wow.

00:32:59.080 I know now as a saved adult that we were undergoing an attack.

00:33:02.840 But as a five-year-old, it was just crippling loneliness.

00:33:07.480 My brother was a teen, so he had friends in a car to escape.

00:33:10.740 I just had a dirty old creek behind the house and my dog. 1.00

00:33:14.440 Damn, dude. 1.00

00:33:17.140 That's sad. 1.00

00:33:18.260 That's heavy.

00:33:19.360 That's heavy.

00:33:20.000 This little torta is making me sad.

00:33:21.420 It's really, it's, so everybody else that's been in that house got divorced, but your

00:33:25.940 parents stood together and chose to, like, just be violent. 0.99

00:33:28.720 Just beat the shit out. 1.00

00:33:29.640 Yeah, I mean, stay together, beat the shit out of each other. 1.00

00:33:31.460 Don't get divorced.

00:33:32.220 Yeah, they have, like, I don't know.

00:33:33.220 I guess some people have this kind of old school mentality, but let's see how it plays

00:33:37.220 out.

00:33:37.820 Now we thought this all came to an end when my parents got divorced.

00:33:42.320 There you go.

00:33:43.240 Never mind.

00:33:45.380 I'm sorry.

00:33:45.880 I don't mean to laugh at the divorce.

00:33:46.880 It was just, that was a great setup. 0.99

00:33:47.920 That's fucked up. 0.98

00:33:48.600 No, I just imagine that she's, you know, she's probably put on a few pounds since that picture. 0.99

00:33:53.160 It must be the sign.

00:33:54.260 Yeah.

00:33:55.180 Is it because she called us gay?

00:33:58.040 Yeah.

00:33:58.840 All right.

00:33:59.660 Yeah, it is.

00:34:01.280 Now we thought this all came to an end when my parents got divorced, separated for a year, then sold the house.

00:34:05.660 But they bought a different house closer to the city.

00:34:08.400 Surely it was just the house.

00:34:10.600 They tried staying together for the kids, but the damage had already been done.

00:34:14.060 As soon as we were cleaning out the old house, getting ready to move out,

00:34:17.060 Mom and Dad discovered, in the back of their closet, an old-looking wooden Ouija board.

00:34:22.380 Ah, like that last story. Remember the guy, check under the stairs?

00:34:25.240 Check between the wall and the wood panel by the stairs.

00:34:28.740 That's what they said. Check this out.

00:34:30.380 It was shoved between a wall and the shelf unit, so they had never seen it in all the years we lived here.

00:34:37.020 Mom was scared, and to get her to calm down, Dad threw it away in the trash before we left.

00:34:42.300 man my my aunt did the same thing uh the the cousin that you spoke to about that haunted house

00:34:49.040 yeah yeah yeah uh cousin brought a ouija board in my aunt threw it out didn't want it there

00:34:55.040 my uncle found it in the garbage said perfectly good ouija board brought it back in

00:34:59.760 this iteration of the ouija board happened like three times to them you did you just did a double

00:35:05.240 prophetic thing years later we would find that exact ouija board i've read this email before

00:35:10.340 In the new house, shoved in the back of one of our shelves again.

00:35:14.580 You can't get rid of it like that.

00:35:15.640 What was that?

00:35:15.840 You just did a little double doodah.

00:35:18.300 No, because I'm telling you, you can't get rid of it like that.

00:35:20.860 You got to burn it.

00:35:22.040 Homeboy, remember the blizzard story, poured gasoline on it and burned it in the backyard.

00:35:26.340 I heard you're not supposed to do that either, like you'll release it.

00:35:28.900 They would say that, huh? 0.97

00:35:30.080 Yeah, I don't fucking know how to get rid of this thing. 0.99

00:35:31.660 Demons would say that. 1.00

00:35:32.460 Put it in your ass, maybe. 1.00

00:35:34.040 Oh, the whole board? 1.00

00:35:35.480 Hey, Nancy. 0.97

00:35:36.460 That's how you get a splinter.

00:35:37.260 Nancy, these people are still here.

00:35:38.780 Oh, hi, JC.

00:35:39.860 Hey, JC. 1.00

00:35:40.920 I feel bad we're going to kick out JC with the poor people. 1.00

00:35:44.440 Well, JC has Patreon. 1.00

00:35:46.920 Okay, bye, guys. 1.00

00:35:50.420 She's so brutal. 1.00

00:35:52.380 She's nasty. 0.99

00:35:53.420 Years later, we would find that exact Ouija board in the new house, 0.84

00:35:56.800 shoved in the back of one of our shelves again.

00:35:59.720 They discovered it after hearing a loud growl.

00:36:02.640 There's Keith.

00:36:03.200 Yeah, it worked burning it.

00:36:04.720 There you go.

00:36:05.140 Hey, Keith.

00:36:05.620 What's up, brother?

00:36:06.480 All right.

00:36:06.840 um this is crazy because I think there was a growl thing with Keith to Keith

00:36:12.420 was hey did you know you guys are you guys are streaming to Toad's channel

00:36:16.600 did you know what do you mean no I'm sorry which which what is his um his 0.59

00:36:24.180 Twitter just fucking don't even worry about I guess we were we streaming were 0.98

00:36:33.000 we streaming to better off dead no yeah oh okay all right so his twitter whatever let some people 0.99

00:36:38.920 check this shit out that's fine without his permission oh sorry toad so so keith was there 0.97

00:36:44.060 a growl as well in your story a growl that was uh like a tigers because i kind of remember somebody 0.99

00:36:50.700 else saying this so idaho hermit says the same thing with the ouija board threw it out four 0.83

00:36:54.660 times kept showing back that's fucking crazy yeah man yeah this is it's not a story that um 0.92

00:36:59.840 Actually, my uncle got this Ouija board from somebody who he this guy took the Ouija board. 0.97

00:37:06.400 His girlfriend got murdered.

00:37:07.800 They were playing around with it.

00:37:09.140 He ended up like giving it away to my uncle and my uncle took it.

00:37:12.860 He brought it in the house.

00:37:14.260 They got rid of it.

00:37:15.040 My cousin found it, brought it in the house.

00:37:17.640 That's crazy.

00:37:18.420 Uncle saw it again.

00:37:19.880 He said, this is a good Ouija board.

00:37:20.940 I guess he forgot, put it back in. 0.99

00:37:22.100 It's fucking crazy. 0.98

00:37:23.160 That just keeps getting put back in the house in the same spot. 0.99

00:37:26.240 Well, so it wasn't Keith.

00:37:27.420 It was a different story that I heard.

00:37:28.600 But in this story, the Torta says, they discover, no, she's not a, I don't know.

00:37:35.640 I just, you know, who knows? 0.53

00:37:36.560 She called this gay, right? 1.00

00:37:37.740 She might be. 1.00

00:37:38.700 She might be.

00:37:39.200 I'm looking at her.

00:37:39.980 She might be. 1.00

00:37:40.600 She looks thin in that picture, but I bet you she's put on a couple of pounds.

00:37:43.420 This guy.

00:37:44.180 This guy is out of control.

00:37:46.140 They discovered it after hearing a loud growl. 1.00

00:37:49.320 They said it sounded like a damn tiger coming from their bedroom closet. 0.99

00:37:52.760 My father was a skeptic, too, so for him to admit to hearing growling from the closet was crazy. 0.99

00:37:58.600 this is the new house right yeah where it fucking shows back up again they searched for an 0.97

00:38:03.660 explanation and found it the ouija board that's so fucking crazy man brother was now gone to the 0.97

00:38:09.380 military mom and dad still hated each other and i was alone in the new house most of the time i 0.93

00:38:14.660 would be stoned listening to music and hear thunderous knocking on the walls usually in 0.99

00:38:19.300 threes whatever that's what she says whatever hell yeah dude i would hear high heels clacking

00:38:26.340 on tile walking down our carpeted hallway so that didn't make any sense whatever when you hate 0.98

00:38:33.880 yourself and life so much you really are numb to scary shit that is true that's a bummer dude she 0.93

00:38:39.200 you know what now looking at the picture she's got the archetype of like one of my cousins 1.00

00:38:43.120 this is seen some shit seen some shit don't care heard some shit yep yeah numbing myself with drugs 0.99

00:38:50.220 I was depressed. 1.00

00:38:52.000 I was a depressed teen, to say the least. 0.52

00:38:55.160 Numbing myself with drugs, sex, and alcohol.

00:38:57.500 Atheist because, yeah, why not? 0.99

00:38:59.320 I was just lost in the truest sense of the word.

00:39:02.560 One night I was getting ready for bed.

00:39:04.500 I was folding clothes and around. 0.98

00:39:06.020 Surprised she's not a witch. 1.00

00:39:07.460 No, although I feel like she probably went through some of that shit. 1.00

00:39:11.880 We'll see about it. 0.99

00:39:13.180 But she has kind of the look.

00:39:14.760 And I actually don't even mean that in a detrimental, stabby kind of way.

00:39:18.600 Let's take a look again.

00:39:19.400 Let's have a look.

00:39:20.100 You guys can't see her, but we're looking at her. 1.00

00:39:21.800 She looks like she could be a little witch. 1.00

00:39:24.620 She looks like she'd also make a really great chola. 0.97

00:39:28.080 What does that mean?

00:39:29.620 Like a chola when a chola?

00:39:31.440 Chola, lip liner.

00:39:33.200 Oh, yeah.

00:39:33.600 They're almost like Mexican goth.

00:39:36.040 Like tank top kind of thing.

00:39:37.380 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:39:38.140 Open flannel with the top button. 1.00

00:39:40.380 Fucking chola, you know? 1.00

00:39:41.600 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00

00:39:42.500 Thick eyeliner in my eye. 1.00

00:39:44.740 Lean like a chola. 1.00

00:39:45.860 Apparently these ex-witches, she's not even, we don't know if she's an ex-witch, but we're 1.00

00:39:49.180 going to call it. 0.83

00:39:49.840 Yeah. 0.98

00:39:50.100 You might have been a witch. 0.99

00:39:51.180 She might have been a witch.

00:39:52.060 They make good guests on shows like this.

00:39:53.920 I would love to talk to them.

00:39:54.840 Every time I reach out to any of them, they're like, no.

00:39:56.940 Yeah.

00:39:57.300 I've reached out to more than a few.

00:39:58.640 I see you for who you is.

00:39:59.680 Oh, actually, hey.

00:39:59.920 Well, that's the thing. 1.00

00:40:00.520 You could be a witch, but God forbid you say anything racist on Twitter and you're not going to talk to me. 0.97

00:40:04.800 I want to read something from a message that I got today. 0.98

00:40:08.540 I'll highlight this so we know where to start off.

00:40:10.060 Go on.

00:40:10.440 Yeah.

00:40:11.000 Hold on.

00:40:11.460 I got to refresh this.

00:40:12.360 Idaho Hermit says, playing with a Ouija board was the first thing that made me a believer in the supernatural.

00:40:17.460 I truly felt the thing moving on its own. 1.00

00:40:19.600 Shit. 1.00

00:40:20.100 Yeah, Jenny says that Cholas draw on their eyebrows. 1.00

00:40:24.700 Okay, that makes sense. 1.00

00:40:25.920 That makes sense.

00:40:26.760 So I don't know if I want to say the guy's name on Twitter.

00:40:30.540 Make up a last name.

00:40:31.920 No, it's just, I mean, it's a pseudonym.

00:40:33.240 I just don't know if he wants to be known. 0.99

00:40:34.640 But I was talking to him because he said, actually, fucking no. 0.96

00:40:37.700 Because he sent a message to us on, like, as a public message. 0.98

00:40:42.420 This guy, Red River D.

00:40:43.840 Oh, yeah, he seems pretty cool.

00:40:45.300 Yeah, he's a guy that comes from Seth Kicklighter's camp.

00:40:48.520 Oh, okay, all right.

00:40:49.200 So, uh, he says, you guys really made your case today explaining your approach to this whole thing. Um, a bunch of younger fellows kept pointing me in your and David's direction. And I took a dim view at first of the way you fellas rolled. I stand corrected. Even if you cross the line sometimes and who knows where the line is, what you guys are doing works.

00:41:10.300 almost every point you made in that podcast was valid because for a certain uh because for certain

00:41:15.260 the way the institutional church has handled things for the past 50 years or so does not work

00:41:19.580 they had their chance and they blew it um so i messaged them and i was like hey man thanks you

00:41:25.660 know like uh people don't get it but like glad you're you're listening yeah don't need everybody

00:41:31.960 to get it either uh yeah that's that's kind of the point the point is so that like you don't get it

00:41:36.280 I like what he said there. He was like, you guys blur the line, but who knows where that even is?

00:41:41.020 Like, yeah, dude, who determines where the line is?

00:41:43.900 So apparently Seth advocated for us in private conversations that he's had with this guy.

00:41:48.280 Okay.

00:41:48.900 And he was very hard on me and you at first. 0.98

00:41:52.440 He said that we were, we kept saying shit like we're trying to mix shock jock with Bible talk. 0.99

00:41:57.320 And I was opposed. 0.97

00:41:58.440 And I guess we're, I kind of, I don't know if we're doing that.

00:42:00.540 I understand what he's saying, but I think shock jock is disingenuous.

00:42:04.120 This is exactly who I am.

00:42:05.660 So what you hear, if you file it away under shock jock, that's on you.

00:42:10.180 But it's not a gimmick.

00:42:11.880 Yeah.

00:42:12.140 It's not like a bit that I'm doing.

00:42:13.780 It's exactly who I am.

00:42:15.300 Shock jock. 1.00

00:42:15.600 He's not pretending to be retarded. 1.00

00:42:18.340 No, we're not pretending. 1.00

00:42:19.420 Right.

00:42:20.000 Exactly. 1.00

00:42:20.580 It is genuine retardation. 1.00

00:42:22.860 Yeah. 1.00

00:42:23.060 I was having that conversation. 1.00

00:42:25.980 This is that shock jock shit. 1.00

00:42:27.760 That's fun. 1.00

00:42:28.240 I like that one.

00:42:29.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:42:29.140 I was talking to my wife today about the retarded versus autistic thing.

00:42:33.560 Yeah. 0.94

00:42:33.740 And I was just, this is a little bit of a sigh. 0.93

00:42:35.200 but i said yeah you don't want to be autistic you want to be retarded and it's not i'm not saying 0.97

00:42:38.800 it in a detrimental way but if you think about retarded like yeah kind of down syndrome people 0.99

00:42:43.680 come to mind yeah but they are always happy they are funny as shit they're always crushing they 1.00

00:42:49.740 love wrestling you want to be a little bit of both because the autistic stuff does make you uh 0.96

00:42:54.280 analytical it makes you sad but it also makes you smart i just like you know so much of the 0.91

00:42:59.500 autistic stuff is like i don't know how to act in public and to the extent that it's crippling 0.59

00:43:03.980 yeah you know what i mean like you know who has so the guy jay burden whose show he watched that's

00:43:08.380 where he saw this um oh he saw he saw us on burdens yeah it's interesting that audience

00:43:13.660 is really receiving us well yeah because jay burden is that mix that i'm talking about he is uh

00:43:19.720 he's autistic yeah enough to be very bright i can tell he's oh he's very smart very smart but he's 0.92

00:43:24.880 also retarded enough to have fun to have a little bit of fun yeah but i feel like he's a little he's 0.98

00:43:31.780 going to be too autistic where he will not and it's not a criticism of him but he'll be sad 0.89

00:43:36.500 eventually if he continues to uh do autistic things so you've gotta you've gotta like uh 0.85

00:43:42.240 jump between those lines i like to think you know it's it's a mix if you're making a mixed drink and 0.85

00:43:47.160 i think my drink has a lot more retard in it than it does autist because my information retention 0.89

00:43:52.320 sometimes people say like wow you remember shit like sort of kind of i can't i if i could put a 0.96

00:43:58.300 number on how much i've been exposed to versus how much i remember oh it's low yeah it's super 0.99

00:44:02.700 low my retention is super low but i'm having fun yeah super fun i think you're more retarded 0.88

00:44:07.560 i'm probably more autistic because i have less yeah we're very similar but you have a little 0.94

00:44:11.440 bit more autism and i have a little bit more retard yeah so he goes uh i'm just gonna finish 0.91

00:44:16.560 i'll finish this he goes sure uh even if he probably cringes sometimes when you're on the 0.99

00:44:20.940 mic so he's saying yeah like we still say shit and he's like oh man damn these guys but then he 0.99

00:44:24.860 goes when you dropped the line about finding comedy in the crucifixion i thought ain't no way 0.99

00:44:28.640 he's pulling this one he's gonna pull this one off and uh it turned into a straight burn it's

00:44:34.080 this is gonna be a straight burn to the side of the mountain but no you pulled it off yeah and

00:44:38.000 he said he's also a fan of what uh the interviews that we did with alberino he watched what we did

00:44:42.660 and he was like these guys these guys understand what's going on there and when it's time to be

00:44:46.520 serious they can be serious but like obviously like you're gonna get very little of that here 0.97

00:44:50.180 anyway just thought it was kind of cool i do like that guy i see him he says some some good shit and

00:44:55.280 he has a great thread i don't know if he does interviews but uh this thread here about the 0.50

00:44:59.940 primordial origin of the biblical nature of satan that's right which is something that i'm interested

00:45:04.980 in my like i'm very interested in satan i'm interested because uh where does satan come in

00:45:09.900 does he come in before the fall does he come in after the fall right is it the same satan that

00:45:14.280 is talking with job is that a job title what is right like there was a time when we had that um 0.97

00:45:19.540 i don't call him an asshole but the kind of like goofy gnostic guy who was like a little bit of a 0.95

00:45:23.900 little seasoner he was the cabbage patch kids thing yeah and he asked me he was very nice guy 0.95

00:45:30.420 very nice and i like he's very nice he asked me a bit of a gotcha question though and i answered

00:45:35.620 it in a way that surprised him because i guess he thought like we were simplistic christians as a

00:45:41.220 lot of people look at christianity and then immediately reduce it and that's also a reason

00:45:45.460 why uh if you're ever doing a show or not even a show if you're ever presented for the audience

00:45:51.140 you're talking to relatives or friends let's say your wife's friend yeah um it's sneaky but don't

00:45:57.520 lead with like yes i am i am the forefront in knowledge on this and this and that don't do 0.94

00:46:03.180 that lead with i'm stupid yeah because then they'll they'll lower their guard and when they're 1.00

00:46:08.300 gonna do some sneaky shit like that is like yeah and i'm gonna throw you right on your fucking head 1.00

00:46:11.540 now. Cause I'm smarter than you, but you know, if you, it's just, it's a sneaky way of going 1.00

00:46:15.980 about conversations, but you could also help people better that way too. Well, that, that,

00:46:19.560 so that guy, guy, his name's guy, guy, uh, he asked who Satan was. And I think he thought we

00:46:26.900 were going to give like some cookie cutter answer. And I said, I kind of knew where he was going.

00:46:31.140 And I said, it seems as though Satan could be interpreted as a fundamental element that

00:46:38.520 facilitates the psychological growth and the spiritual growth of the human being yeah the

00:46:43.260 light bringer but i don't know if that's true like that's an kind of a gnostic i know what he

00:46:48.680 and he was like that's actually a wonderful answer and i was like yeah because that's what

00:46:52.980 you believe i don't fucking know that though that's like it from like the perspective of

00:46:56.400 the demiurge that's what satan is yeah and is also the adversary so he's both of those things 0.97

00:47:01.280 right right but i think that's how he's represented that's how he's represented in

00:47:05.260 astrology also like he is yeah so that's it's problematic like i'm not saying that that is the

00:47:10.120 truth i'm just saying like yeah yeah a teacher a prometheus kind of character that brings you

00:47:15.580 know the light of enlightenment the fire of enlightenment to mankind so i don't know what

00:47:19.900 to do you know what's interesting though real quick and then we'll get back to this there's

00:47:22.520 another guy that is like very intellectual that keeps sniffing around us who and he he wants us 0.97

00:47:30.220 on the show yeah and he was in my dms okay and but he said like a bunch of shit that didn't make 0.94

00:47:36.060 any fucking sense i was making fun of um what's one boy's name dustin nemos and you know he i 0.74

00:47:43.740 guess also doesn't like dustin nemos which i'm not even yeah really and so he he hits me up and 0.90

00:47:50.800 he goes um a big john doesn't work for me anymore because we once had a conversation 0.96

00:47:55.800 fuck is big john i told him i was like yo dog this is like the referee back in 2025 i said yo 0.96

00:48:01.740 you know do you want to come on the show and then he goes set up a date with big john here's his 1.00

00:48:07.280 email and that was just too much for me i go no i don't know why i'm just fucking petty and stupid 0.83

00:48:12.260 so i go no i'm not hitting up your oh we did get an email from him a while ago we also it was after 0.88

00:48:16.720 this i didn't like the way that it was worded so i ignored it yeah and so then it happens again he

00:48:22.640 reaches out to me he goes this guy doesn't work for me anymore don't know if you ever got back 0.77

00:48:26.220 with you guys i'm like we didn't even fucking respond to him and he said listen to eskinor 0.83

00:48:30.060 and nemos on your space the other day on our space no no i know what he's talking about yeah 0.88

00:48:34.980 i have no idea he goes can you sum up in a paragraph what nds is about and uh if you came

00:48:41.540 on the youtube live what you'd want to shoot the shit about had a good chat with eskinor on the

00:48:46.120 channel a few weeks ago and i just said we didn't have a space the other day you have us confused 0.80

00:48:50.700 i don't do spaces too chaotic and the audio is rough well and then that's it we just never that

00:48:55.200 was dead correspondence again eskino was like basically questioning nemos about you listen to

00:49:00.740 it no i just they were like clips going around i had seen some of it but and and eskino is 0.63

00:49:05.600 messaging me he's questioning nemos about his past and the things that he's done he's doing gay 0.97

00:49:09.240 stripper because that's what he does but even worse like like weird shit like he's rants people 0.99

00:49:12.820 over i don't know it's crazy stuff oh yeah yeah i saw that i don't know what to make i don't care 1.00

00:49:15.820 not interested i don't fucking care yeah i just want to call dustin nemos a faggot and move on i 0.99

00:49:20.040 care about the character assassination shit what we talk about on your show i don't know we don't 0.99

00:49:23.800 do it that much um probably not anything i don't know i don't think this guy's a bad guy i don't 0.98

00:49:28.440 think he is either but when i listen to him it's like hyper intellectual and i'm like oh yeah it's

00:49:35.240 not gonna go well your audience isn't gonna like us like do you want me to go like if you said do

00:49:39.160 you want to talk to what's the technology guy that talks like a monotone uh lex friedman god 1.00

00:49:45.800 I would rather suck my own dick. 1.00

00:49:49.340 Well, that doesn't sound too bad. 1.00

00:49:51.520 Then go and talk to Lex Freeman.

00:49:53.100 And I'm not saying archaics is.

00:49:54.860 How can I do that?

00:49:56.000 Like, he strikes me as a guy where if I went like, are you having fun?

00:50:00.000 He'd go.

00:50:01.380 Fun.

00:50:01.840 Fun.

00:50:02.140 This is about the pursuit of higher intellectuals.

00:50:04.020 You've seen all my books.

00:50:04.920 Have you read my books?

00:50:05.860 Have you seen my debates?

00:50:06.920 Like, I don't know.

00:50:07.480 I don't know anything about them.

00:50:08.640 It just seems like that.

00:50:09.540 I'm like, that doesn't seem fun to me.

00:50:10.880 I only want to do.

00:50:11.520 We should probably just do the show.

00:50:12.680 Should we do the show?

00:50:14.040 Wait, I'll put up a poll.

00:50:15.180 do you guys even know who this dude is he seems to have like a lot of great research and people 0.99

00:50:20.320 really fuck with him but when i hear him talk uh my pussy dries up wow yeah should we do that show 0.99

00:50:27.500 should we do that show one for oh that's a shock doesn't matter they know what we mean you know 1.00

00:50:32.720 what we saying all right and then we'll get back to this one's for uh yes and two's for uh no two's 0.96

00:50:38.240 for maybe twos for maybe maybe maybe i lost this whole shit uh hold on okay okay so back to this 0.96

00:50:47.640 uh i'll stop calling her torta i'm sure she crushes really hard she does i really like her 0.99

00:50:51.740 story sit on you dog don't do that careful now all right one night i was getting ready for bed

00:50:56.020 i was folding clothes at around 11 p.m and suddenly all this stuff for some reason knocked 0.98

00:51:01.600 off of my light stand night stand what just in there everything's like wow dude i would fucking 0.94

00:51:07.420 leave that i would burn that well nah these haunted people just be like well you can't and 0.93

00:51:11.700 they pick it up and that's it what are you gonna do you know how hard it is to buy a house yeah

00:51:15.160 you're gonna just sell your you can't just sell your house all fast style no and if you can you're

00:51:19.140 gonna take all fast you're gonna take a dickening if you do that you know you're gonna get beat

00:51:23.140 down on the price do you guys know um you guys even know the show we're talking about everybody's 0.68

00:51:27.460 saying one i don't know i does anybody i have heard people talk about him but i can't listen

00:51:33.080 to him i just he seems boring i don't don't be like that because he might watch this well no

00:51:37.220 he can watch the show i'm not saying anything that's like offensive like he is a dude that

00:51:41.000 strictly seems analytical information driven well then answer him back and tell him like yo dude

00:51:46.240 we're gonna go up there we're gonna chop it up we don't know where it's going it's gonna be fun for

00:51:49.720 us you might be upset you might not like it you might not like it but whatever but we're gonna 0.95

00:51:54.260 hey either we're gonna come i'm always gonna i'm always gonna wait is it either we're fucking or 0.99

00:52:00.240 i'm fucking write that just write that just send that to him either i'm fucking we're fucking or 0.99

00:52:09.660 i'm fucking either we're fucking or yeah i worked really hard to balance that thing it's never 0.99

00:52:13.280 going to get back up there again um okay so completely out of nowhere like somebody took 0.98

00:52:18.260 their arm and swiped it all off whatever dude i picked it all up that's what i said yep yeah

00:52:23.440 i know this lady uh but i was honestly pretty spooked i decided to sleep with the lights on

00:52:28.440 that night which is rare i know those nights uh i haven't had one of those in a really long time

00:52:32.860 thank god uh the next morning my mom came in and asked me and my best friend and asked me if me and

00:52:40.120 my best friend zoe wanted breakfast i told her i had dropped zoe off at about 9 p.m ish my mom 0.99

00:52:45.520 smiled and said tara come on where is she in the closet funny enough because zoe was a lesbo 0.94

00:52:52.120 So that's very funny. 1.00

00:52:54.020 Are you a lesbian torta witch? 1.00

00:52:56.500 Torta brujaria? 1.00

00:53:00.160 David.

00:53:00.800 What?

00:53:01.240 David.

00:53:01.620 I'm asking.

00:53:02.160 You might have to see these people.

00:53:03.760 I don't know.

00:53:04.140 They know I love them. 1.00

00:53:05.060 She said she opened it up with gays or fags. 1.00

00:53:07.340 Well, now you're crossing the line. 1.00

00:53:11.260 Lesbian torta brujaria? 1.00

00:53:15.880 I immediately called Zoe and said, dude, tell my mom you are home safe. 1.00

00:53:20.040 she confirmed that i had dropped her off around nine ish my very dark dirty mexican mother that's 0.99

00:53:27.120 fucking funny i didn't make that up that's what she said my very dark dirty mexican mother went 0.99

00:53:32.260 pale white she took a minute but told me she had woken up scared at about 3 20 a.m came into my 1.00

00:53:39.900 room and had sex with zoe damn your mother is lesbian tortarino wow and haunted uh timothy 0.99

00:53:47.800 tortarino be nice david um she came down the hall to check on me and saw my bedroom light was on 1.00

00:53:57.580 she said she put her ear to my door and heard me and my best friend whispering and giggling

00:54:02.620 when she opened the door to catch a staying up she saw me snuggled in bed in a blanket burrito 0.54

00:54:08.780 and she saw zoe laying in bed next to me propped sitting up by my headboard 0.59

00:54:17.860 her face was downcast and her long brown hair was in front of her face i just got chills that's 1.00

00:54:25.900 fucked up dude oh no uh she walked over to zoe my mom said she was waiting for us to jump up and 0.98

00:54:36.160 scare her right right she walked over to zoe and said she put her face right in front of hers 0.99

00:54:44.780 but we both were sleeping soundly my mom turned the light off and walked out of the room thinking

00:54:53.120 we just fell asleep weirdly i have no clue i called zoe back and told her the story

00:55:00.880 we were all so upset something was mimicking my best friend to get my mom's trust or was it a

00:55:09.020 spiritual doppelganger i still have no clue i get mortified at the thought that this thing was in bed 0.99

00:55:17.220 next to me and that we were whispering to each other i have no explanation dude that's fucking 0.88

00:55:23.180 heavy you think that's the thing that so this is the entity that knocked this stuff off her 0.85

00:55:26.960 her table entity entity and to entity yeah what does that say 70% say yes 70 75% say yes we should

00:55:39.320 do this show and 25% say no we shouldn't so it's no it's a no for me dog um honestly though that's

00:55:47.900 fucking really that's spookalicious spooked out yeah what happened I don't know we got tiny all 0.79

00:55:53.360 a sudden all right there we go um man it's really crazy because you know i often think about an 0.98

00:56:05.320 entity's ability to be physical in this realm and research wise it seems like no but when you hear

00:56:15.620 that, your mom

00:56:17.720 put her face 1.00

00:56:19.800 in front of her face.

00:56:21.080 And it's your friend Zoe and she's sleeping.

00:56:24.120 But it also doesn't mean that she's physical.

00:56:25.860 She didn't touch her, but she's there.

00:56:27.720 I wonder if she would have

00:56:28.720 been there if she touched her. Who knows?

00:56:32.700 Burp.

00:56:34.880 Chichen Itza.

00:56:36.000 What's that word? 1.00

00:56:37.380 It's a fun word. It's a nice word.

00:56:39.320 Yeah. Chichen Itza.

00:56:41.240 Another completely odd and unexplainable thing

00:56:43.240 happened when my mom, our neighbor, and I

00:56:45.380 were having a girls night drinking wine and eating charcuterie nice sitting at the kitchen island you

00:56:52.180 know something about jose remember jose he liked the charcuterie gay dude you know what's funny 0.73

00:56:56.900 i was just thinking about him last night yeah and i was like i'm gonna fucking post that picture of 0.87

00:57:01.900 him black with the caption that says have you ever heard of the kfc bombing that was funny 0.95

00:57:05.720 i we went to a comedy club and this nigga ordered charcuterie at the comedy club oh yeah when we 0.97

00:57:12.160 You went to go to Tripoli? 1.00

00:57:13.640 I don't remember him getting charcuterie. 1.00

00:57:15.820 What the fuck? 0.99

00:57:16.400 What is this? 1.00

00:57:17.120 Laney's posting.

00:57:19.400 New streaming looking to level up.

00:57:21.400 StreamYard gets $10.

00:57:22.480 Laney.

00:57:23.040 Laney, what are you doing?

00:57:23.840 Laney's in the thingy.

00:57:25.520 Yeah.

00:57:26.460 Oh, he's in the chat.

00:57:27.720 Laney, what up, dog?

00:57:28.640 What are you doing?

00:57:29.100 I guess Laney's just watching from behind the scenes.

00:57:30.660 Pretty cool. 1.00

00:57:31.200 And fucking join StreamYard or something. 0.98

00:57:32.540 If you want to join StreamYard and get us a $10 discount. 0.99

00:57:35.240 All right. 0.99

00:57:35.620 Let's fucking. 1.00

00:57:37.040 He came just in time for me to talk shit about Jose. 1.00

00:57:40.400 Yeah, it's just fancy Lunchables. 0.99

00:57:42.280 It's just odd.

00:57:43.040 It's a weird move. 1.00

00:57:44.200 It's more respectable than Lunchables, though, because some of the girls here at the shop, 1.00

00:57:47.480 they eat actual Lunchables, even though they're fucking like 20. 0.99

00:57:50.580 Just Mason. 1.00

00:57:51.300 And I go, what the fuck are you doing? 0.99

00:57:52.760 Yeah, that's why she's like... 1.00

00:57:53.460 You're a baby. 1.00

00:57:54.140 That's why you're built like a bird.

00:57:55.420 It looks like that.

00:57:56.180 Very strange.

00:57:56.800 Malnourished.

00:57:57.340 But it's a weird move, right?

00:57:59.440 I like charcuterie at a party.

00:58:01.000 Like, if I go...

00:58:02.160 When I went to the, quite frankly, Jamboree...

00:58:04.400 Yeah, that makes sense.

00:58:05.180 There was a lovely spread.

00:58:06.940 A soiree.

00:58:07.540 Yeah, a soiree with a lovely spread of cheeses and olives and such.

00:58:11.380 suchery comedy club i don't think so it's a strange move that a comedy club should offer

00:58:16.660 a charcuterie i think they do it to weed people out charcucci charcuterie charcuterie

00:58:22.980 we got onto the topic of paranormal stuff that had been happening to us in the house 1.00

00:58:28.300 when all of a sudden see this bitch capitalized the a wow 1.00

00:58:33.100 i like her when all of a sudden when all of the sudden the microwave starts sparking as soon as 1.00

00:58:43.500 the microwave sparks my mother receives a phone call weird how both happen at the exact same time 0.73

00:58:48.940 we freak out and check the microwave because that has never just happened before my mother

00:58:54.480 goes to her phone to see who called and it's an unknown number but get this the middle three

00:59:01.060 digits are 666 that's odd yeah that's like you know when i lived in carterette like it was like

00:59:08.360 732 my buddy's number was like 802 blah blah blah blah blah right so it's like if it was 732

00:59:14.420 666 it's like getting a patent but the patent says 666 well you know there has to be a 665

00:59:21.580 and a 667 that's true i suppose it'd be the same for phone numbers but who knows i kid you not

00:59:28.320 We all just sit there like what the F just happened, and my neighbor convinces my mom to call the number back just to see.

00:59:36.100 So she does and puts it on speaker.

00:59:39.220 A little old woman answers the phone, and my mom says, sorry to bother you, ma'am, I'm just returning a phone call we got from this number.

00:59:47.460 The old woman says, no, sweetie, I didn't make any calls, my phone was across the room in my purse.

00:59:54.020 We say, oh, weird, good night, sorry to bother you, and hang up.

00:59:58.320 she sounded like a sweet old lady but we were all spooked and our neighbor left shortly after

01:00:04.160 dude i'm i'm gonna like tara is this her name is tara mm-hmm great stories yeah great stories

01:00:10.720 tara hey she say at the beginning i'm not sure if these are good these are good no no that was uh

01:00:15.280 not a not a bot not about said that which we got to figure out years later i was married and had

01:00:21.440 my first baby based she was maybe four months old at the time i was in the guest bedroom of

01:00:26.720 my parents' house with my then-husband and my four-month-old when suddenly my feet got pulled

01:00:32.680 from the ankles so hard that my body halfway came off the bed and my arms involuntarily flailed in

01:00:41.420 the air. I was so shocked that I just casually grabbed my baby and a blanket and a pillow and

01:00:48.320 went to sleep downstairs on the couch. I was too shocked to have any normal reaction. I didn't tell

01:00:53.820 anyone for days i was mortified my brother has been periodically straddled at night by a dark

01:01:01.840 shadow figure figure figure he is so scared he barely speaks about it and i really don't ask

01:01:09.140 him anymore if he has had any more encounters i usually just poke fun at him that he got 0.66

01:01:14.800 straddled by a male ghost you got dominated that's gay bro mounted often quoting the iconic 0.98

01:01:21.920 line from jonah hill in this is the end when he gets sexually assaulted by a demon i know it's 1.00

01:01:28.380 terrible to make fun of a rape victim but my brother makes it too easy pun intended damn dude 1.00

01:01:35.660 he's a killer tara with the bangers dude all right wait do we have a we got a banger button 0.99

01:01:42.380 no yeah yeah yeah i've been moved out by this time so it felt nice that i would just leave my mom's

01:01:48.900 house and everything would stop but we realized whatever been following my mother would start to

01:01:53.960 follow me that's right if you would have asked me before i could have told you this generational

01:01:58.120 iniquity uh i think it's just uh what do they call that hitchhiker hitchhiker stuff yeah especially

01:02:03.900 when you're living in it like my cousin who wasn't really my cousin that was living in my aunt's

01:02:08.520 house she was like the cinderella of the house in a way like uh my uncle had had her from another

01:02:14.720 mother yeah yeah so she was like allowed to live there and she's part of the family but like there

01:02:19.280 was a weird dynamic between her they weren't pumped by her i was i liked her she's great 0.52

01:02:24.440 but yeah i'm obviously you weren't fucking your uncle right exactly thank god yeah i wasn't 0.98

01:02:29.480 fucking him yeah or me he wasn't fucking me that would have been horrific uh-oh sancho's in love 0.98

01:02:33.720 he needs her at well last we knew she's married with children sorry sancho well she said she was 1.00

01:02:39.660 married that's true stay to the rest of the story um yeah she moved away somewhere else in brooklyn

01:02:46.200 that followed now she's like somewhere in pennsylvania and the last i uh the last i've

01:02:51.280 kept up with her was it yeah it's still happening it's actually happening to her daughter dang so

01:02:55.260 there's a hitchhiker how long ago was that um six months ago when i had last checked up on her maybe

01:03:00.800 more yeah yep yep she's like yeah i don't want to talk about it and i was like i get it i get it

01:03:06.400 Yeah.

01:03:07.260 All right.

01:03:09.000 So she goes, we realized whatever would start to follow me.

01:03:12.460 I think it would get confused because my mother and I look so similar at this point.

01:03:16.360 I don't think so.

01:03:17.540 I had my own spiritual attacks and unfortunately got divorced myself. 0.99

01:03:21.340 Damn. 0.99

01:03:22.080 Side note. 0.99

01:03:23.060 My parents, my brother, and his ex, and my first husband and I filed for divorce all at the same time. 0.99

01:03:29.220 Damn. 0.99

01:03:30.340 Wow. 1.00

01:03:31.900 Wow, that's crazy.

01:03:32.960 Yeah, my family actually drove to the courthouse together to file for the divorce. That is the craziest shit, dude 1.00

01:03:40.880 Did you get a discount right a family discount like a three's like bundling 0.99

01:03:45.660 Yeah, right no one divorce two divorce three like at least 50 you have to get yeah a little bit off 1.00

01:03:50.480 Fuck man. I I went through an insane depressive episode that would last years. It got really bad 1.00

01:03:56.120 When I got remarried years later. Sorry Sancho my husband daughter and I lived in a little apartment together

01:04:01.640 together. One morning when he was supposed to be getting home from work, usually around 5 a.m.,

01:04:06.680 I was cuddling our daughter and heard him open the front door. He sat his boots and hard hat

01:04:11.740 down, all his bags and gear. I heard him hang his keys on the wooden hanger. I could feel him in

01:04:17.680 the apartment. I'm waiting and waiting, but he never came to the room to cuddle us like he always

01:04:23.440 does. I got up and checked. He wasn't there. No gear was there, keys gone, truck not parked

01:04:29.520 outside i got scared so i texted and called him thinking something bad happened to uh to family

01:04:36.120 or something i got no answer so i called his boat's phone he lives and works on a boat for a

01:04:43.260 couple weeks at a time that's his job and he answers saying that he hasn't left the boat yet 0.97

01:04:47.760 he was still working yeah that's the exact same shit yep that happened to her mom 0.98

01:04:52.000 i was speechless and days later drew the connection that the day before this happened 0.98

01:04:58.080 I had spent the night at my mother's house

01:05:00.100 and this mimic entity did the same thing to me

01:05:02.640 as it did to her all those years ago

01:05:04.620 pretending to be our husband. 1.00

01:05:05.860 That's fucking crazy. 0.99

01:05:07.920 Soon after we bought our first house together. 1.00

01:05:10.360 I was sleeping soundly

01:05:11.380 and my daughter's puppy is sleeping on the bed by my feet.

01:05:14.520 I hear the very distinct noise

01:05:16.020 of one of our wooden cabinets closing in the kitchen.

01:05:19.080 They're old and very heavy wood

01:05:20.940 and make a lot of noise.

01:05:22.440 So I woke up immediately to the sound

01:05:24.180 and looked down at the puppy

01:05:25.240 who was staring in the dark at our bedroom door.

01:05:28.080 i have never had an experience in this house and hadn't had an experience in a while so i get up

01:05:34.680 thinking nothing of it and in complete pitch black i exit our room and turn to my right where i can

01:05:39.540 see down the hallway into the kitchen my fridge is black standing there right in front of the fridge

01:05:45.100 directly across the house from me was a black shadow figure darker than my black fridge in the

01:05:51.660 middle of the night i knew it wasn't human that the darker than dark idea is always

01:05:55.960 darker than the darkness yeah that is like super consistent darkness everybody johnny murphy 0.96

01:06:02.380 darkness has fallen black they should have never gave you niggas money it seemed like ginger it 1.00

01:06:08.740 seemed like gingerbread man shaped what the fuck that's interesting not normal human proportions 0.99

01:06:14.480 just like off somehow it looked almost hunched over think of that robert pattinson meme where 0.79

01:06:19.780 he's in the kitchen hunched over weird i was i don't know that robert pattinson is that the guy 0.84

01:06:25.540 from the fucking guy from twilight robert let's check that out we're gonna battinson kitchen 0.89

01:06:32.140 meme it is the guy from twilight uh oh yeah haven't seen this meme before yeah he looks a 0.98

01:06:39.940 little shell-shocked he looks like hillary clinton uh when she visits that's funny one of her poor

01:06:44.320 people yeah yeah the poor people meme huh okay so the dude's just standing there like real like

01:06:50.200 block you like weird okay all right uh well wow we're learning a lot today okay i was paralyzed 0.99

01:06:58.700 i never had uh i had never of all the experience i had felt so much fear scared by the fucking 0.97

01:07:05.200 gingerbread man well i mean honestly all right i i think the thumbnail for this episode gotta be 0.97

01:07:11.320 gingerbread man by the fridge gingerbread man gingerbread demon gingerbread demon man man

01:07:19.160 torta man gingerbread torta demon so to turn on the light i had to lean over to touch the wall

01:07:27.880 and i lose sight of the thing so one second i'm staring right at it the next i lean over to turn 0.97

01:07:32.440 the light on the second i look back it's gone of course fucking no yeah i'm still mortified but i 0.94

01:07:37.940 try forming words to my husband that's uh that something is in in the house he quickly puts 0.99

01:07:43.600 boxers on hell yeah does he wearing a shirt sleeping dick out dude yo my guy's he wearing 1.00

01:07:48.420 your shirt that's crazy tara dick out this is my guy this is my guy dick out shirt on that's crazy 1.00

01:07:55.160 dick out shirt on that's the name of the episode imagine being a gingerbread man and all of a 1.00

01:08:01.480 sudden dude with dick out comes i mean yeah i mean grabs a shotgun you just get shotgun blasted 0.99

01:08:06.020 kind of crazy that he prioritized boxers at all yeah right yeah um uh yeah i wouldn't dick out 0.99

01:08:12.180 warrior that's right he clears the house uh with the shotgun this dude's base yeah sorry science

01:08:19.260 oh you're done while i go check on our daughter and he uh just tried to gather myself i was shaking

01:08:25.800 hold on a second reb sims says guys wear boxers still as opposed to i wear uh like boxer briefs

01:08:33.020 because they collect everything but like who does wear boxers those suck is that the only other

01:08:37.820 option that you're thinking about because if you've got a dude walking around in

01:08:41.640 what is the equivalent of tighty whities but just in different colors 0.85

01:08:44.980 that's a fucking diabolical move i was watching the uh the hulk hogan uh yeah if you're wearing 0.99

01:08:53.380 fucking wrestling panties yeah it's like there's a there's a second there's like in the second 0.99

01:08:57.560 episode where he's doing like his family man shit they have all this home video of him and 1.00

01:09:01.300 he's like throwing his daughter in the pool and i was like he's wearing like a g-string in the pool 0.99

01:09:04.680 nah dog that's crazy he's like she's jumping on his belly and he's got a speedo on when i was a

01:09:10.220 kid um i was really young maybe like 11 or 12 and my tone deaf mom bought me like speedo stuff for 0.94

01:09:18.500 the beach i wore that one time and i felt i felt like i was uh gonna get raped like i just felt 0.93

01:09:24.980 so vulnerable and i made it very clear to my mom like never fucking do that again don't ever buy 0.88

01:09:29.920 me those again i like this chronicles say all top no bottom all top no bottom hell yeah that's a 0.97

01:09:37.180 fucking heavy statement that's a heavy statement yeah it is um yeah you gotta be you have to be 0.99

01:09:42.580 built like fucking hulk hogan oh yeah you gotta be a mountain of of red meat yes yeah just tanned 1.00

01:09:50.460 red meat didn't even matter he didn't have hair on the top it doesn't fucking matter no it doesn't 0.99

01:09:54.620 matter at all he looks so fucking cool yeah just nobody was cooler i get this argument with my 0.96

01:09:58.940 cousin every once in a while i'm not a huge wrestling guy but i go hulk hogan was the face

01:10:03.200 of wrestling period you could make a you could say maybe eventually it became like the rock but

01:10:09.020 i don't think not to the degree that whole it's a different generation but he goes no it was stone

01:10:14.020 cold steve austin i don't think that's true i respect what he's saying it was always but i

01:10:19.980 don't think that's true you got it i mean it's hulk hogan was synonymous it's in the documentary

01:10:24.480 But, yeah, Hulk Hogan is the guy that before Hulk Hogan, wrestling was territories.

01:10:29.880 Yeah.

01:10:30.320 After Hulk Hogan, they were able to do the WWF and bring everybody in the same banner.

01:10:35.860 But they only came because it's Hulk Hogan.

01:10:37.960 Yep.

01:10:38.580 So he's the guy that sold.

01:10:40.100 And then on his back, then you can get somebody like Stone Cold or The Rock. 0.95

01:10:43.720 Stone Cold used to fucking run around with, he had hair like Hulk Hogan. 0.76

01:10:47.000 He had hair? 0.98

01:10:47.960 Yeah.

01:10:48.640 Dude, let me tell you.

01:10:49.400 I will say.

01:10:50.000 I forget his thing was like pretty boy Austin.

01:10:52.320 He had like the tights like Hulk Hogan.

01:10:54.480 he had long hair stone cold steve austin is a much better persona it's it's a better persona

01:10:59.040 you found coming out in just denim jorts like jorts bro a wrestling and jorts a leather vest 0.95

01:11:06.160 with a skull on it yeah dude maybe we should do a leather vest with the fucking yeah i was 0.90

01:11:11.600 thinking about that because i saw a guy uh wears our patch for his bike thing like he does biking 0.95

01:11:17.760 bikering bike bikering and i go what if we made a logo why are they saying that for what's the

01:11:24.480 matter whoa what did i do hulk hogan hulk hogan what's the problem i don't know hulk oh you go

01:11:31.520 to like you do gotta go hulk hulk hulk hogan hulk hoagan hulk hogan all right well i'm not doing 0.98

01:11:38.800 this all right didn't the sex tape come out of him i don't think it was a sex tape it was more like a 0.99

01:11:43.760 brutal domination. Yeah. 0.95

01:11:45.580 If it exists, I don't know.

01:11:47.640 Hulk Hogan was the man. I don't give a fuck what you guys say. 0.99

01:11:49.480 Don't fucking besmirch. Alright, let's 1.00

01:11:51.480 keep reading this shit. Sorry. 1.00

01:11:54.980 He clears

01:11:55.760 the house while I go to check

01:11:57.800 on our daughter and just try to gather myself.

01:11:59.640 I was shaking and he tells me that the house

01:12:01.580 was locked up, everything is fine, and checked out.

01:12:03.780 Yeah, panties wet after that.

01:12:05.560 That's right. Maybe six months later,

01:12:08.120 I'm pregnant. 0.78

01:12:09.700 No, she's...

01:12:10.820 I woke up at about 2am.

01:12:12.840 so shaken from a bad dream

01:12:14.800 cue the soundboard 1.00

01:12:16.100 I don't like this bitch telling me what to do 1.00

01:12:20.460 she gets it man 1.00

01:12:21.780 and I don't like that I did it

01:12:23.040 I'm about to end this show

01:12:24.660 I'll do it

01:12:26.100 I'll do it

01:12:28.620 oh yeah she's not really describing

01:12:32.680 the house's layout very well

01:12:34.220 no she's not I'm kind of confused

01:12:35.820 I mean I know that there's a black fridge but that's really it

01:12:38.020 so

01:12:40.120 Without putting my sunglasses on

01:12:42.940 Or more importantly getting a gun 1.00

01:12:44.320 Stupid 1.00

01:12:44.880 I ran out of our bedroom and checked the house 1.00

01:12:47.560 My husband had woken up

01:12:49.300 Startling me obviously

01:12:50.660 And swept the house after I had run around 1.00

01:12:52.820 My wife does this shit to me 1.00

01:12:54.420 Makes you go do the fucking sweep of the deep 1.00

01:12:57.180 I think I heard something 0.99

01:12:59.360 And I go

01:13:00.340 There's a lot of noises

01:13:03.360 You didn't hear anything

01:13:04.720 And she's like I think I heard something

01:13:06.380 And I gotta go and I'll take a gun

01:13:09.100 and i'll walk around and i like most of the time no no i'm like this is this is me with the gun

01:13:13.460 and i'm just like like i know nothing is there yeah and it's fine you know it's like i'm this

01:13:18.500 is like this is for you yeah this is for show yeah and then sometimes i go why don't you check

01:13:23.560 panda fly says it's a wife's duty yeah to make the husband to make me get up in the middle of

01:13:27.980 the night yeah she doesn't they don't like that yeah i go she goes like one time she's like i

01:13:32.000 think i heard something and i was like it was a bird like i know that that's a bird i know that's

01:13:35.600 i know the bird sound and then she goes no i think it's something and i go there's a gun over there 0.98

01:13:41.280 go sweep the house sweep the house once you fucking protect your family and why don't you 0.95

01:13:45.860 sweep actually sweep the house when you're done and maybe clean the dishes yep and then come back 1.00

01:13:49.740 up yeah wipe some counter not that not the thing to say to a woman when they're scared woman women

01:13:54.820 one of them or more than one of all of them uh so my husband woken up startled by me obviously 0.92

01:14:01.460 damn did my shit turn off yeah we'll play it again um and he checked the house okay this guy's a good 0.99

01:14:07.540 husband yeah like me my husband had woken up so he swept the house after i ran around boxers on 1.00

01:14:13.760 we didn't find anything crazy all the doors are locked i tell him to go check the outside garage 0.97

01:14:18.860 i fucking is it cold that's crazy is it cold outside check the garage check the garage steal 0.99

01:14:24.200 from the garage it's fine it's gone whatever it is dog it's gone yeah you're gonna send your 1.00

01:14:29.200 husband outside to check the garage and then amy says she clears yeah she does yeah the fuck she 1.00

01:14:34.620 does amy you a lonely bitch yeah no she she probably is it just you amy's got a boyfriend 1.00

01:14:41.420 she clears it she slings him over her shoulder and then she clears the house with him over her 1.00

01:14:46.260 shoulder oh shit you made him go outside yeah it's probably cold out it's cold now he's got 0.98

01:14:53.480 to put boxers and shoes on oh we walked into the garage together and opened the door to our 1.00

01:14:58.420 backyard it was completely oh the door to our backyard was completely open oh shit huh wait a

01:15:04.160 second we walked into the garage and the door to our oh i see because they're like connected yeah

01:15:08.760 okay he closes and locks it we come inside and sit on our bed we decompress and i explained to him 0.95

01:15:17.220 my dream in my dream i saw an emaciated white woman almost blue white like zero blood or life 1.00

01:15:25.820 She was fully nude, long, black, stringy hair. 1.00

01:15:30.960 Is this Nancy?

01:15:31.800 Nancy?

01:15:32.740 Nancy, were you at her house?

01:15:34.220 Is Nancy there? 1.00

01:15:39.200 Bitch. 1.00

01:15:40.540 No. 1.00

01:15:42.940 She was slowly walking from the far side of our yard toward our house

01:15:46.400 and into our back garage door, the one we found open.

01:15:51.440 He goes pale and tells me that after I hopped out of bed,

01:15:54.300 As I was walking toward the door

01:15:56.180 He saw a naked woman 1.00

01:15:57.340 Just as I described 1.00

01:15:59.000 What the fuck 0.99

01:16:01.440 After I hopped out of bed 0.99

01:16:04.560 And I was walking toward the door 1.00

01:16:05.800 Where did he see the naked woman 0.98

01:16:07.100 Standing in the corner 1.00

01:16:08.960 Just for the audience

01:16:10.540 It is singular

01:16:12.080 I'm just saying

01:16:14.540 Just so they know

01:16:16.220 She's spelling it different here 1.00

01:16:18.540 So woman 0.98

01:16:19.260 I didn't have my glasses 0.62

01:16:23.420 or contacts on so i missed her i had gotten out of bed so suddenly i didn't see her in the corner

01:16:28.940 i kid you not as he told me this all the lights in the house went out 1.00

01:16:33.120 fuck the music you fuck you sweep the house sweep the house sweep the house wash the dishes 1.00

01:16:39.920 somebody could clean the countertops holy shit dude what damn man i didn't see her in the corner 1.00

01:16:47.220 fuck man that's crazy our breaker boxes next to the garage uh next to that black that back door 1.00

01:16:53.800 that had been opened he got mad and went and swept the house again found nothing i was fervently in 0.99

01:17:00.820 prayer great use of the word fervently tara really good use of words in general yeah just great words

01:17:07.320 tara's got great words he was as shaken up as i was i felt this overwhelming jezebel like sexual 0.99

01:17:13.560 lust spirit that you know that my first girlfriend's name was jezebel who the fuck names their kid 1.00

01:17:18.400 jezebel fucking hondorians they are disgusting dumb hondorians they're known for naming their 1.00

01:17:25.480 kids jezebel cheating on their wives and mudslides did you know that uh consistent mudslides they 1.00

01:17:31.820 keep building on they make them uh no god makes them as punishment for the punishment for their 1.00

01:17:38.440 daughters she was very nice man a little bit of a whore no she wasn't no she was he was as 1.00

01:17:43.540 shaken as i was i felt this overwhelming jezebel like sexual lust spirit damn i don't know how or 0.99

01:17:50.580 why but i felt that and told him we need to be careful after we have sex right something was

01:17:57.060 trying to hurt our marriage my husband was aloof to the paranormal but this experience i think was

01:18:02.240 a catalyst to him becoming a believer he just had to see for himself yeah that's interesting so this

01:18:09.000 This is why she likes this show, because you came in through the same door as David and

01:18:15.840 me in a certain way.

01:18:16.740 But her door was torta shaped.

01:18:18.500 It was shaped like a taco. 0.62

01:18:19.500 Torta.

01:18:20.500 Yeah.

01:18:21.500 Like a taco. 1.00

01:18:22.500 She had to crawl sideways through it. 1.00

01:18:25.300 Stop it. 0.97

01:18:26.300 Oh no.

01:18:27.300 She's probably in shape. 0.99

01:18:28.300 She's probably very nice. 0.76

01:18:30.300 Maybe.

01:18:31.400 She called us gay.

01:18:32.400 That's right.

01:18:33.660 My husband and I had gone through infidelity, physical, mental, emotional abuse toward each

01:18:37.600 other just like how my parents had i had enough i was a lukewarm christian but i said you know

01:18:43.720 what i'm going hard in the paint for jesus nice shout out matt going hard you got to go hard

01:18:49.800 don't shout him out why not when we're talking about jesus he's right on we're talking about 0.98

01:18:55.340 anything else that's usually right off right off fucking doesn't make any sense no more nonsense 0.99

01:19:00.960 i have to save everything my life my marriage my husband and most importantly my daughter 0.99

01:19:06.100 she can't grow up how i did she's just so beautiful and innocent i had to change i stopped

01:19:12.460 sinning as much as possible i confined myself to the house and just immerse myself in his presence

01:19:17.000 and his beautiful word it hasn't been easy but by god's grace we've changed for the better

01:19:22.080 my marriage is on fire spiritually sancho you're done yeah there was hope yeah that last paragraph

01:19:28.860 no mas it's over man that's what she'd say no mas it's over we speak life and love mama's way

01:19:35.060 What's that really mean?

01:19:37.400 What did they tell us how to say gay?

01:19:39.480 Oh, I don't remember what that 0.93

01:19:41.000 Your canoe is wet?

01:19:42.220 Oh, the guys in the back? 0.99

01:19:43.420 Something about you suck a canoe? 1.00

01:19:44.940 You get fucked in a canoe by a man? 1.00

01:19:47.100 You look and you say 1.00

01:19:48.180 This guy's canoe's all

01:19:49.860 I don't know, whatever

01:19:53.180 His canoe is wet 0.99

01:19:54.160 It means the tip of his canoe has shit on it 1.00

01:19:56.180 Canoe meaning your butthole 1.00

01:19:57.940 Oh 1.00

01:19:59.280 But it's dick shaped 1.00

01:20:01.080 Right, but if your penis is wet, that's not such a bad thing 1.00

01:20:04.560 But it's got poop on it. 1.00

01:20:05.860 That's a bad thing.

01:20:06.720 That's a bad thing.

01:20:07.860 My marriage is on fire spiritually.

01:20:09.640 This is like, yeah, the way we do this, I understand why people don't like how we are.

01:20:13.260 No, I get it.

01:20:13.980 Yeah, that dude, JD or whatever his name is.

01:20:16.080 Yeah, dude, I get it.

01:20:16.980 I get it.

01:20:17.540 I get what we're saying.

01:20:19.760 A complete 180.

01:20:21.340 We quit all our vices. 0.86

01:20:22.580 My husband has recently submitted to Christ, which means a lot because he had no Christian family.

01:20:28.160 That's huge. 1.00

01:20:28.740 They kind of mock Christ, actually.

01:20:30.860 I am so proud of us.

01:20:31.900 God truly changed us.

01:20:33.080 it's our job to stay faithful and walk the narrow path together oh yeah dude my dreams now

01:20:38.980 usually revolve around past loved ones oh i have had three family members die each shortly

01:20:46.420 accompanied by a strange dream my cousin was 24 he'd recently been saved by jesus and went out

01:20:52.100 when i saw him in my dream shortly after he died a sudden tragic death he was in a room full of

01:20:57.940 white light and it was so overwhelmingly beautiful and calm warm it almost felt like we were on the

01:21:03.260 beach or something so peaceful he hugged me and told me he was fine and that he loved me

01:21:08.200 i cried in his arms and told him i missed him he had taught me to ride a bike when i was seven

01:21:14.040 and that first haunted country house we lived in in that okay at that first country house we

01:21:20.840 lived in i miss him still all these 14 years later but i'm comforted knowing he's safe with

01:21:26.120 Oh, Lord.

01:21:27.360 Man.

01:21:27.900 I actually had a dream.

01:21:30.080 My backyards were connected.

01:21:32.120 My parents' backyard was connected to my aunt's backyard, and they're the ones that own the church.

01:21:36.700 And for some reason, somebody had died.

01:21:40.220 They had like a very – when I say a small garden, the size of this table is the small garden. 0.99

01:21:46.140 In fucking – yeah, in New York. 0.99

01:21:47.100 In Brooklyn. 1.00

01:21:47.980 Yeah.

01:21:48.240 And it's connected to their house.

01:21:49.460 And for some reason, one of my aunts was like, you got to dig through that because there's something in there.

01:21:54.020 and i dug through and i found like i think maybe it was like a usb something that had information

01:21:59.900 that's interesting a metal thing and that was it and i was like what the fuck does that mean

01:22:05.360 feel compelled to go there and dig that's too far okay but i'm like why would i be why am i

01:22:12.040 looking through that garden what's important about that garden it's uh it's keisha black

01:22:17.720 name's birthday oh happy birthday happy birthday dear keisha black name happy birthday to you

01:22:30.100 there you go all right let's let's continue the story my father died my grandfather died at 81

01:22:38.000 years old due to covid related pneumonia my cousin that died so young was like a son to him

01:22:43.620 In my dream of my abuelo after he died

01:22:46.260 We were at my mom's house

01:22:47.720 Surrounded by family around a fireplace

01:22:49.580 He and I walked out of the house onto the driveway

01:22:52.320 I hugged him and told him

01:22:54.280 I loved and missed him

01:22:55.680 He wasn't affectionate so he gave me a pat

01:22:58.220 On the shoulder and said okay okay

01:22:59.920 Even as a ghost

01:23:02.260 He's like alright stop touching me

01:23:03.740 Maybe you're annoying

01:23:06.220 Could be

01:23:07.060 I asked where he was going and he said he's gonna leave

01:23:09.800 And uh

01:23:10.600 To turn around because I can't see where he's going

01:23:13.280 I obey his orders

01:23:14.800 And I turn around

01:23:16.740 Because I can't see where he's going

01:23:18.120 Interesting

01:23:18.720 In tears

01:23:20.560 I turn as he

01:23:22.060 Leaves through what I guess felt like a portal

01:23:25.120 When he steps through it

01:23:26.760 I immediately wake up

01:23:27.840 My husband's next to me

01:23:29.560 I get up so violently

01:23:31.020 It's like when Dracula rises out of the coffin

01:23:33.240 I immediately am puking

01:23:37.060 All over myself at the feeling

01:23:38.820 That this portal had given me

01:23:41.040 Whoa

01:23:41.640 oh what that's crazy i didn't see it but wherever he went gave me a visceral reaction 0.84

01:23:49.240 waking life damn i don't know where did he go after i stopped heaving and cleaned myself up

01:23:55.540 i immediately called my mom and i told her this dream about her father sad she reminded me he had 0.95

01:24:03.020 given up on god because my cousin died so young and she was scared that he was in hell i felt so

01:24:08.840 terrible telling her this but i was so shaken i hadn't had the time to think through it before

01:24:12.940 telling her um i wonder i don't know the biblical precedent for praying for the dead

01:24:21.180 um catholics do it for sure i know that mormons but that's not mormons yeah mormons i think that

01:24:31.460 don't they like try to baptize the dead or something there's a there's a story from

01:24:36.440 There's a story from Jesus where, you know, he's like, oh, tell this to my brother.

01:24:43.800 He's like, yeah, actually, somebody's in hell and he wants to tell his brother who is living.

01:24:49.960 He wants to tell him something.

01:24:51.520 And Jesus is like, no, it's like, you know, just can't go.

01:24:55.040 That's there's a there is a gap here. 0.99

01:24:58.560 Mormons baptize for the dead. 1.00

01:25:00.760 Interesting. 0.96

01:25:01.540 I don't know what that means.

01:25:03.060 I don't understand.

01:25:03.720 Yes, the rich man and Lazarus.

01:25:07.300 That's right.

01:25:07.800 There it is.

01:25:08.940 Not the Lazarus that comes back to life, but the other Lazarus.

01:25:14.340 So, yeah, there's that stuff.

01:25:15.680 There's like a couple of like there's two souls, right?

01:25:18.760 Yeah, Lazarus is like a name that isn't used as much anymore, like Adolf.

01:25:24.400 Yo, Laz.

01:25:25.600 Yo, Adolf.

01:25:26.440 Lazzy Laz.

01:25:27.520 We got to bring it back.

01:25:29.360 Have another kid named Adolf.

01:25:30.640 Bring back Adolf?

01:25:31.360 Or Lazarus. 0.61

01:25:32.040 All right.

01:25:32.440 uh my abuela passed recently my dream of her was that she was uh she was in the casita i wasn't

01:25:39.380 familiar with it was a tiny house yeah the house was sliding off the foundation yeah all right 1.00

01:25:45.360 spanish so a spanish house yeah there were so many mexican crams mexicans crammed into this 1.00

01:25:49.900 little house and she was of course in the kitchen cooking as she always was it's weird that mexicans 0.97

01:25:54.740 would be haunted like who cares um who cares about mexicans i'm just saying like it seems like 0.98

01:26:02.700 beneath the ghost it does seem like the only people worth haunting are are white people 0.99

01:26:06.840 white people i don't think you want black people they're already haunted yeah mexicans you just 0.99

01:26:12.020 kind of leave they only get haunted by other black spirits like papa legba or whatever yeah like yeah 1.00

01:26:18.020 black spirits like spirits like and others like don't really fuck with them yeah yeah okay all 1.00

01:26:24.620 thanks nancy what what is that i don't understand that timing nancy i just i just the fuck was that 0.99

01:26:32.080 nancy jeez dude okay she left she was i think she was just on her way out and hit the button 0.99

01:26:38.500 that was crazy um what the fuck um so i woke up to the sound of chanclas shuffling on the floor 0.97

01:26:46.640 towards me chanclatas i instinctively thought it was my daughter coming to wake me up after i 0.99

01:26:51.960 oriented myself i realized my daughter never wears slippers but my wella did i love that well

01:26:58.160 nancy why did you why did you put uh the gofundme on the screen i think i think it's just an accident 0.90

01:27:04.300 it was an accident i did i didn't okay spooky spooky shit all right all right i woke my husband 0.77

01:27:13.460 and told him he said uh and told him he said well you know after your family dies you get a dream 0.90

01:27:19.820 i was happy my well i seemed happy i know never to converse with the spirit realm or interact

01:27:25.720 just in case it's demons but i don't think it's demonic at all i think it's closure

01:27:30.280 um i think it depends on if it persists you know so i've had those instances and um

01:27:38.120 and i've also heard instances of things pretending to be loved ones but typically

01:27:46.540 in my experience it's a one-off and in those stories it's prolonged interaction dream at night

01:27:54.660 after night kind of a deal right and if it's not night after night it is like over the span of time

01:27:59.880 it happens multiple times each time getting you know spookier and spookier right so um yeah i mean

01:28:05.860 i just don't think that the that god is going to have your loved ones visit you in any way that's

01:28:12.360 not going to give you closure and then you move on god's not going to let your loved ones visit

01:28:17.880 you in a prolonged confusing way that keeps this wound open and has you interacting with the with

01:28:25.220 the dead like i don't think that that's happening yeah yeah i agree huh all right so she continues

01:28:32.280 i've battled infertility for seven years and by god alone my husband and i are able to have a baby

01:28:37.880 Not barren anymore. 0.87

01:28:39.260 Nope. 0.72

01:28:39.900 Which I probably have given birth to by the time y'all get to reading this story.

01:28:43.720 Oh, congratulations.

01:28:45.440 Hey, congratulations.

01:28:47.540 Congratulations.

01:28:48.020 David was right. 0.91

01:28:49.380 David was saying, he was like, she sounds kind of chubby when she's pregnant. 0.99

01:28:53.040 I knew she was fat. 1.00

01:28:54.380 You're nasty, David. 1.00

01:28:56.160 You're nasty. 1.00

01:28:56.880 There's another dangerous retard out there that she's given birth to. 1.00

01:28:59.840 She's got to feed that thing. 1.00

01:29:01.040 So, yeah, be fat. 1.00

01:29:01.720 Congratulations. 0.83

01:29:02.480 That is awesome. 0.99

01:29:03.180 Be fat. 0.98

01:29:03.780 You better be fat. 0.99

01:29:04.600 You better not be skinny mini. 1.00

01:29:06.360 how you gonna feed that baby stop it man stop it this is how you need funding for her d gigantism 1.00

01:29:13.280 story no actually we were planning on getting her a leg extension surgery yeah make her even more 1.00

01:29:19.300 how big can you make her even taller yeah until she falls over three i choke it up to god waiting 0.98

01:29:26.580 until my husband and i were equally yoked hell yeah i mean it was almost immediately after my

01:29:31.240 husband was saved that i got pregnant wow that's cool uh same month for sure that's crazy getting

01:29:37.840 pregnant with my daughter so this is all fairly recent huh that's awesome yeah getting pregnant

01:29:42.980 with my daughter 10 years ago is the reason i became a christian in the first place doctors

01:29:47.060 have always loved to tell me i can't have children but i know my god is a god of miracles and mercy 1.00

01:29:52.200 you know if there's one thing i know doctors don't know shit about fucking dick they don't 1.00

01:29:57.760 Stupid fucking doctors. 1.00

01:29:59.340 They don't. 1.00

01:29:59.840 They don't know anything. 0.99

01:30:00.960 I don't really fucking trust you guys. 1.00

01:30:02.280 Doctors are dumb fucking bitches. 1.00

01:30:04.920 God answered my prayers. 1.00

01:30:06.180 And when I was an unbeliever at my lowest low, when I begged him to show me mercy,

01:30:10.800 and ten years later, he has answered my prayers again.

01:30:13.680 That's beautiful.

01:30:14.800 The day I found out I was pregnant, I'd woken up from a dream,

01:30:17.540 and all I could remember was Gabriel.

01:30:19.660 Just the name Gabriel for some reason.

01:30:22.020 I thought, hmm, weird, but nothing of it.

01:30:24.640 I immediately checked my phone and had a bunch of pictures of my cousin,

01:30:27.760 who just that night had a baby named Abriel.

01:30:32.280 Abriel?

01:30:33.000 Abriel? 0.99

01:30:33.640 What the fuck happened to the G? 0.99

01:30:35.480 Well, that's implied. 0.99

01:30:37.940 The G is silent?

01:30:39.120 It's a silent G. 1.00

01:30:40.400 What the fuck? 0.99

01:30:41.220 I thought, oh my gosh, so weird, but it was just another premonition dream. 1.00

01:30:45.300 Seeing friends and family have babies was always a sore spot for me,

01:30:49.000 since I wanted more children.

01:30:50.920 But I'm thankful for my first miracle, my daughter.

01:30:54.920 Later that day in the grocery store, I felt compelled to buy a pregnancy test.

01:30:59.360 Seven years of infertility, probably 100 plus negative test.

01:31:04.040 I figured, what's another negative test? 0.98

01:31:06.540 I gotta say, if you are, when you find out you're pregnant, if it's a boy and you name it Gabriel, that's about the funniest shit ever. 0.98

01:31:15.220 Because what is it, your cousin has a baby named Abriel? 0.98

01:31:18.560 And you're like, that's very nice.

01:31:20.100 I'm gonna actually name it the correct thing.

01:31:21.980 A G, a Gabriel. 1.00

01:31:23.080 Yeah, it's a fucking G. 0.99

01:31:23.620 it's called gabriel watch how it's done i found out that night with my 10 year old daughter by 0.99

01:31:29.160 my side that i'm finally pregnant again we fell to our knees in prayer wow god is so good and

01:31:35.240 merciful i realized that my dream of gabriel now made sense since he was the angel that told mary 0.99

01:31:40.160 she was pregnant with jesus nothing to do with my dumb bitch cousin who named her kid abriel dumb 0.99

01:31:44.820 bitch how a lowly random person like me could have god deliver that beautiful message of pregnancy 0.99

01:31:50.760 makes me feel so special i will later find out that the conception date was december 25th 0.99

01:31:57.160 nice who's on christmas nutted in your own christmas on christmas yeah sometimes you

01:32:02.760 ever see uh your wife no present in christmas pajamas and go hell yeah no presents with the 1.00

01:32:08.120 butt flap just just didn't get you anything this uh this year honey remember dick in a box i'm 1.00

01:32:17.880 I'm going to sweep the house real quick. 0.99

01:32:20.420 He really has a sense of humor.

01:32:22.440 God, this show is awful.

01:32:23.760 Yeah.

01:32:24.540 I love you send your heartfelt messages into us, 0.99

01:32:27.400 and we go, you fucking torta brujana. 1.00

01:32:29.680 You're nasty. 1.00

01:32:30.560 No, this has been one of my favorite. 0.98

01:32:32.520 It's a great story.

01:32:33.440 Yeah.

01:32:34.080 Of your whole life.

01:32:34.960 We're having a girl, and we will name her Eliana,

01:32:38.780 meaning God has answered.

01:32:40.460 Is that what that means?

01:32:41.240 That's cool.

01:32:41.920 That's a good name.

01:32:42.300 You make that up? 1.00

01:32:43.520 She just made that shit up? 1.00

01:32:44.340 You make that shit up? 1.00

01:32:45.100 Google that for us, Nancy. 1.00

01:32:46.160 Tara, that's true. 0.98

01:32:46.840 What the fuck does Tara mean? 0.99

01:32:48.600 Tara? 1.00

01:32:49.360 Terrible.

01:32:50.100 Tara cards.

01:32:50.880 That's what I thought at first, but no.

01:32:52.780 My daughter Liv is stoked to have a baby sister, even if they're 10 years apart.

01:32:56.960 For anyone listening that has experienced spiritual attacks, has depression, anxiety,

01:33:01.380 thoughts of suicide, no matter how bad life gets or how bad the addictions get, God is

01:33:06.800 greater.

01:33:07.680 When the weak cry out, he answers.

01:33:10.660 I have noticed the more sin we cut out of our lives, less and less spooky stuff happens.

01:33:16.620 yeah dude you're not feeding it right yeah yeah i've been a long time listening to the podcast 0.97

01:33:22.560 probably not after this episode right i'm so sorry tara it's my my co-host don't fucking 1.00

01:33:26.980 apologize go ahead and read that next sentence so i am proud of you gays fuck you you fucking 1.00

01:33:33.080 bitch that's harry you bitch i'm trying my best here but you're making you're making me stumble 1.00

01:33:39.860 oh she's making me like her and i know god is blessing y'all and i pray for protection and 1.00

01:33:45.740 abundance over your families especially Nancy she spelled well she spelled

01:33:50.720 Nance Matt to advance she goes Matt too I guess she only spelled it with two T's

01:33:55.940 so she does not have nobody likes no place in her heart for Matt the armor of

01:34:00.320 God is heavy you have a heavy spirit with that oh but we got to stay

01:34:05.780 spiritually strapped up love y'all and everyone listening what a banger that

01:34:11.720 it was do we have buttons for that uh we can play this is a good button for that hey

01:34:17.020 we did it guys that was great and we're out of we're out of emails now

01:34:24.600 um so what we're gonna do moving forward is probably do mother horse eyes

01:34:29.500 do you want to do mother horse eyes yeah i wonder how many t-shirts i could sell

01:34:33.920 we still have more size we still have we have to finish hello and we also have that guy that

01:34:41.100 you accused of being ai he was very angry well he was ai right so what are we gonna do about that

01:34:50.940 um so so do we read that one

01:34:54.780 what is that that's brass monkey

01:35:03.000 what are we doing here i don't know man i i i do like the idea of mother horse eyes

01:35:10.240 because I'm going to finish it soon

01:35:11.740 and I'd love to start it over immediately

01:35:13.760 and then talk about it.

01:35:15.560 I have three hours and 20 minutes left.

01:35:19.540 What was that?

01:35:21.180 I had a...

01:35:22.100 That was like a dinosaur.

01:35:23.300 Gassy.

01:35:24.880 Yeah, but can we actually just pause a second

01:35:27.540 and say, wow, Tara.

01:35:29.180 Wow.

01:35:29.920 What a great story.

01:35:31.680 Yeah.

01:35:32.380 That wasn't terrible.

01:35:33.400 With a...

01:35:34.400 Right?

01:35:37.420 That was very good.

01:35:38.220 Yeah.

01:35:38.500 What a beautiful family, Tara

01:35:41.120 Yeah

01:35:41.860 Proud of you

01:35:43.440 Proud of you 0.99

01:35:44.340 They bred with daughters of men 0.99

01:35:48.960 And they will do it again 1.00

01:35:53.140 The end is written in the book

01:35:57.520 In the pages they foreseen

01:36:01.840 It's love

01:36:03.240 It's love

01:36:07.400 Death Squad

01:36:11.520 Death Squad

01:36:15.680 Never look

01:36:23.400 Death Squad

01:36:24.920 When the last trumpet sounds

01:36:27.020 And the heavens

Nephilim Death Squad - May 05, 2026

The Gingerbread Demon in my Fridge ｜ NDS Chronicles

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