Time Travel, Project Looking Glass & The Implications | Neph 2 America
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Summary
On this episode of Nede to America, the father of disinformation, David Lee Cornbo aka the raven that is Top Lobster aka the Father of Disinformation, joins us to talk about a bunch of crazy things.
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welcome back ladies and gentlemen to another episode of neff to america i am david lee corbo
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aka the raven that is top lobster the father of disinformation what's up what's up what's up
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and he just ate a whole pastry like in the intro which was really crazy from the top yeah you kind
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of did it in a in a sensual way more disrespectful to eat it from the back or the top uh well it's
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really there's no way to determine what the top and the or the bottom of a pastry is there is oh
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Yeah, like if it was a coffee cake with the crumble on top, you ate a crumble first.
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Also, it's a rectangle, so you're probably not breathing pretty well right now.
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I think she makes a lot of the pastries that are in there.
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If you come to the standard coffee shop slash casino slash NDS studios, you too can have
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If you go to patreon.com forward slash Nephilimdesquad, sign up at whatever tier you'd like, but preferably one that includes money given to us, you can gain early access to episodes.
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Somebody complaining about Straight Bible being available on YouTube.
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Sorry, we're going to fucking cut the plugs really quick.
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And he's like, how come I can't watch this on StreamYard?
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That he could go just to a different platform and watch for free.
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that we give away for free because it's it's biblical it's scripture based content give us
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money if you want to give us money and not bitch and moan about it i prefer either yeah i'll really
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take either or like if you're gonna bitch about it and give us money or you're not gonna bitch
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about us and give us money either way is fine with me um that's where you want to do a patreon.com
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forward slash nephilandesquad and i want to remind everybody that the general admission tickets are
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they they're available on toplopsa.com oh yeah uh general admission to brohemia and grove is
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officially available on toplobster.com guys come and see us on august 8th in wildwood florida there's
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gonna be performances from a bunch of your favorite content creators live podcasts are
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gonna be streamed from that place it's gonna be comedy christianity and conspiracy there's also
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gonna be a really awesome merch section and we're gonna hang out all day guys gonna be like noon
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to probably 7 or 8 p.m uh and then we're all gonna get together at the second standard coffee shop
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location in wildwood florida and we're gonna hang out there together um and then i highly
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recommend going i gotta update this list of things to do um nothing there's really nothing to do
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swing when are we watching the movie which movie the one you've been talking about um uh what the
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hell is that that thing called jumanji no not jumanji uh above majestic oh you want to write
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is that what you're saying no no no the one we're gonna watch in theaters um oh i don't know when
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going to do that uh disclosure day yeah yeah i don't know we haven't made any moves towards that
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um it is something that i'd like to do with did the movie come out already no i don't think no
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days not yet yeah chad is this real i think it does come out in april i thought it came out in
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april maybe it comes out in may but whatever it is it's really soon maybe um i don't know if you
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you can retro oh june 12th for march april may june would it stay in theaters till august no but
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i think we could request it played okay because if we can yeah that would be the shit you think
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so maybe like the following monday we go like people aren't gonna stay around for a whole week
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that's crazy that is crazy talk crazy talk i don't know well we'll have to see about it i would like
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to do that um and and worst comes to worst we'll just buy it out for ourselves only yeah we could
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do that it's affordable yeah i mean we're basically rich what is brohemian grove brohemian
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grove is a uh a disaster it's last time it was almost a race war it's not going to be a race
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war this time i would say what brohemian grove is uh first and foremost is a direct offensive line
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or defensive no it's an offensive line because we will kill them uh the aliens when they disclose
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them that's really what brohemian grove is kind of about i mean we're going to get you together
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and we're going to entertain you and we're going to have laughs,
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but we're also going to arm you, and I mean physically with weapons,
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to kill the aliens, in air quotes, when they disclose them to us.
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And then the way that I see it is that's going to be their last move.
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So what we're going to do is we're going to use Nephilim Death Squad,
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the platform that we've built, and the listeners that we've accrued along the way,
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and we're going to create what is going to be known as the NDS administration.
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So we're going to kill the alien deception,
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and then we're going to push Donald Trump out of office
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He's going to consent to leaving after we have our way with him.
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and then we're going to sit down with our council
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and our council will be selected at Bohemian Grove.
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I think a council of nine might not be enough, Atmo.
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Well, that's a really stupid fucking word.
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This movie is about, it's crazy because it pertains.
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This guy thinks that Emma Stone is an alien, some sort of a Pleiadian or something like that.
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He kidnaps her, and he keeps her in his basement, and he's trying to get her to admit to being an alien.
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I'm being an alien and kind of taking over the Earth, but it's got to happen.
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He's got to get her to confess or get her to stop something from happening,
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because there's going to be a Galactic Federation meeting that happens on a lunar eclipse.
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So it's like four days until the lunar eclipse, and all this shit is going down until then.
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At no point in the watching of this movie did I know what was going on.
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I'm revisiting something that as you go through it, you don't know what's going on.
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so i've been going through the very similar thing where i like i don't know what's going on even
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though it's my second go through i am currently five hours into mother horse eyes oh yeah yeah
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no clue what's going on dude it is so good it's so good i feel like there's so much i didn't catch
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the first time around that's that's one that you got to watch in segments segments segmentation
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yes yeah it's dude it's a fantastic listen i highly recommend especially for the members you
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go back and have that ad free listening experience go back man go back listen to our breakdown of it
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it's fucking oh we never did it you know why because it's like crazy to break down a 10-hour
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thing is to do a 20-hour thing is it not Seth is asking us questions in the chat I mean we usually
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only respond to super chats oh that's true Seth just come just come dude you're gonna come just
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come bring your hair yeah don't leave it that's for sure the day that uh everything goes south
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for seth is the day he cuts his hair i think so yeah if he just had a regular haircut i couldn't
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even listen to it yeah i like the road the what is it called the uh the ramen noodle oh yeah yeah
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it's very ramen noodle yeah it's beautiful it's a good look he's got a good set of hair dude i'm
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telling you though mother horse eyes um the more i listen to it because i'm it comes out you watch
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this movie yeah i'll watch that movie you should watch it i i i'm currently watching from from and
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it's very difficult like them them but from huh it's it's you know there's a time loop thing
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there's uh there's a lot of fascinating concepts in from you know monsters that need your permission
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to come in at night a lot of really great stuff the acting is just beneath the tier that i can
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tolerate and it makes it so that every fucking buddy is unlikable in that film it's like acting
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like the green arrow kind of acting it's just above that but not far enough above it and i'm
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having a hard go of it because like for example one of the things they did this has less to do
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with acting but they're in a town where they have to ration food is this why is this why uh you have
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acting going on in your house i don't fucking know dude oh my god yeah for those of you that don't
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know i would have been here we would have been on time if it wasn't for all of a sudden my son
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uh having missed his bus and i'm very frustrated with him because he's been doing a lot of he's
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10 years old and he's just learned how to lie and it's i remember those days driving me nuts dude
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because he thinks that we're retarded and we don't pick up on it and it's like i'm picking my battles
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because when you say you're lying what do they say no i'm not you're not and now i've got to
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even though you're saying no you're not now i gotta punish you yeah and now in your head you're
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gonna whip up this unfair punishment thing and it's it's it's actually really really frustrating
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and it's a little bit more challenging than i expected this this era of fatherhood thinks it's
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easier to lie to you when you dress like that um yes i think that the way that i dress causes my
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son to disrespect openly um but yeah so so he missed his bus because quote he uh was staying
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after to help his teacher which is fucking an insane thing because oh because the bus was just
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gonna wait what if he's fucking his teacher good god man anyway um so these are problems
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in three years i've heard i've heard stories recently in florida uh he's he's three years
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away from potentially getting fucked by his teacher so um dude i've been hearing horrifying
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stories on that front one of them that was really funny that's actually not about a teacher was
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about the pastor in in the villages here where we live who just got arrested for bigamy which is a
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very funny word um which just didn't know that was illegal to marry somebody when you're already
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married i'm i always knew that i just didn't know it was called bigamy you think it's like a tax
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details um that's a good question because i don't see them getting involved with the morality of
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because i know like they're like if you have a spouse uh your taxes you get like more credits
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you know what's amazing kids credits you you have an unbelievable ability it is that i will start a
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story and you'll ask a question that will branch me on another story and then you'll ask a question
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that'll bring now i'm story-ception i don't remember what the original story was well tell
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That's what every fucking cult, that's where they all go wrong.
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I might have switched, because I pulled them all out to clean in here today.
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You didn't even notice that I cleaned in here today.
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are doing it like maybe maybe that's why i feel crazy because i like i'm not at i'm not even at
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a 90 degree it's crazy one of these chairs is 70 degrees yeah one of these chairs is adhd n2a yeah
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so so okay hold on let's bring it back to the original thing um i was talking about mother
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horse eyes what's that mean uh is that a anti-semitic trope brought to you by meth drink
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um so so i was talking about uh mother horse eyes and i just want to say on that front i highly
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recommend going and listen to this this guy posted this back in 2016. everything is in there that's
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what i think that's when the world ended yeah q is in there and it's like i'm listening to what q
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is in his universe for for those of you that don't know mother horse eyes is a bunch of stories
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about experiences that an lsd addict lived so he does lsd and he has these experiences
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brief moments into other lives across history some that have actually happened some that have
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never happened some that are yet to happen like all kinds of crazy shit and on its face it sounds
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retarded and just entertaining but when you're listening to it it has so many elements of things
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that we now know are very true and q is in his story and when he says q is a thing that we created
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that came out of a flesh portal and then is is an amalgamation of a fleshy human dna and is some
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sort of sentient intelligence that is directly jacked into the internet but it's in the ocean
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in the atlantic somewhere i'm like fucking maybe maybe dude like this it is so whales it is so
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awesome yeah honestly like mother horse eyes i'm listening to this and i'm like this is so much
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better than any of the slop i watch yeah like from fuck man begonia begonia is slop they they
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miss a lot but they i like those actors though yes i like all the acting is fantastic that's
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good i think they nail what they do nail is uh the i think they nail the idea of what the
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conspiracy theorist is they do it in a way that kind of goes over the line but but i think when
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you watch it when you watch i'll check it out because i have to take a break from from it's
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I'm like, damn, what are you talking about, baby?
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We might have them. I think you got ceased and desisted.
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watch it you'd be like damn i feel bad what did he say they're fantastic they're nice they're so
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nice dude yeah dude dude went in there dead no business and ate said it was it tasted like love
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and they were saying they refused to let him pay really yeah because he reviewed them and i'm
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sitting here well they think that you're insulting them i'm not it's not at all pronounced bitch
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nigga where are they located uh they're in tampa hold on tamper like pinellas county they're in
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Yeah, that's actually pretty close to where I used to live.
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I think we actually passed it one day when I was going to, like, my niece's graduation.
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And actually on the way, because I love, like, ramen.
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but uh it would be cool if we can get them catered like i would love to do that i just don't know
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i don't know like the feasibility nancy would you get them nancy you speak asian right maybe you
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could hero oh this is nancy can i get a noodle i can try oh yeah there we go i mean maybe we'd have
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them cater uh the maybe the vip day can you cater soup what if we just got like a vat in august dude
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everybody's just sweating just eating like it is delicious actually uh but i'm sweating my ass off
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all right so let's get into some of this content because i did i did bring up a lot of stuff go
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ahead to change my chair you got to change your chair fine fuck it dude go change your chair
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um sit like this no it is brutal it is brutal uh there was one of these i think it is that chair
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where it's just been fucking my backup for a long time why do you change it uh i because i just
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assumed it was the chairs until i accidentally swapped our chairs and i can feel right now like
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no this is fantastic uh a friend of mine who works in a pirate ship in tampa sent me a pic of their
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sign one day i sent him a link to the shirt there you go hell yeah baron of uh gray matter yeah uh
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we get it all the time somebody actually tagged us in it today look at this cafe cafe bitch nigga
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oh great the fucking okay there it is gonna say the auto switching is there um all right so let
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bring up some of this stuff and we'll get it up you good over there you don't know if that one's
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did you test that one oh and it's fine i'm getting a feedback loop we don't want that all right
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so let's go into the production room and let's see what we got we got a couple of fun things here
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um so i sent you something you sent me something hold on here let's see what nancy sent
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mr chicken's magic fork yes mr chicken's all right fine we'll fucking start with mr chicken's
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magic fork sorry guys i'm just i'm a guy i'm a man of action you need to be comfy how do you
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fucking sit like this you sat like this for six months yeah it wasn't good for my back
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i like i said i just thought it was the chairs nah dog no they're pretty they're pretty good
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your chair was like it was like lean forward i don't know why it was very strange like no
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matter what i did i couldn't that's what i was doing i was like no fuck this i'm about to go
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out there and throw it in the garbage now leave it for one of the old somebody's got to back that
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shape like that so mom sits like that yeah so there you go that's gonna be good for somebody
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out there here let's bring this up this is from nancy i don't know what this is it says mr chicken
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fork um let's add this to the stage boom and i got so many tabs open what the fuck is going on
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which where is it where did it go i don't know it went away is it this one it went away oh that's
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cafe bitch nigga yo i don't know what are you doing i thought i added oh i added uh cafe bitch
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my mistake uh here we go all right nancy this better be good can you put this up on the thingy
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there it is why is this a thing this this hoodie hoodie uh with the tied up uh like this is for
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retarded people okay all right fine does raven still have his garbage picked white chair uh
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actually it's in my garage now i forgot about the car man yeah it's um and we do we'll talk
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about sports drink i did get the the sport dream oh yeah how's that working i had a ton of dreams
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so we'll talk about that but we'll get into that later on that chair is now in the garage so i can
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convince my wife to like come out and i had a dream did you blap blap blap that's the wrong one
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yeah i did i had it uh it was a crazy one well let's watch it okay let's watch mr chicken fork
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or something did anyone see this during the alleged assassination attempt on trump this dude
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just casually eating a piece of chicken but then all of a sudden a fork appears in his hand what
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holy shit nothing is real bro play that again that is so not real like that's he's eating chicken
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first off nobody had they don't serve you chicken at this uh the gallows this is the guy that they're
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like yeah he didn't even care he wasn't afraid well they give you chicken but not that's like
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fried chicken that he's eating it doesn't even matter it turns into a fork um i saw pictures
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of this this guy unbothered unmoved by oh that's right they're all ducking look at him yeah and
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this guy's just chilling eating chicken clearly he's got attendee turns into a whole fork with
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attendee at the end of it why is this guy so cold is this just a perspective issue that we're here
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let's watch it again did anyone see this during the alleged assassination attempt on trump this
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dude just casually eating a piece of chicken but then all of a sudden a fork appears in his hand
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bang wait right here clearly no fork but then right here
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right here this by the way when he moves his hand there's an ear behind his hand really and
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it just doesn't make sense it doesn't look like it's placed on anyone's head do it again well
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you'll see it there's a little transition where the fork just kind of appears in his hand back
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what the what is that massive of human back there that's a flesh interface shout out mother oh look
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Well, I can see he's got a weird hairline at the bare minimum.
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Nancy, is this really supposed to be footage from the thing?
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Nancy, you're just supposed to fucking say things confidently.
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Wow, he brings it down and the chicken is now on a fork when the chicken was clearly right in his fingers
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And then there's one more thing right here that just kind of appears in his hand a
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There's nothing in his hand and then all of a sudden light up and it just appears
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There's this clip with Erica Kirk and Dana white
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took every minute of it in and uh it was pretty pretty crazy but if you just have a little bit
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of patience wait a second wait a second wait a second that's weird it looks like a maybe i'm
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just looking into shit it's like an old dude oh no you can see he is there behind dana's shoulder
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but if you just have a little bit of patience and an eye for this stuff then you'll realize
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that none of this is actually real look at his face right here how it just makes this hard right
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angle on his cheek yeah and the light is just phasing right through his cheek i mean then look
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look up here you see this hard right angle also where his skin just kind of tasting dana white's
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not real uh or are we saying that that this isn't real i think i'm comfortable with the idea that
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this entire time dana white's not been real uh like he's never been real who's putting the belts
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on people uh i don't know because i feel like i told joe rogan this is crazy i don't think joe
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No, no, not the chicken, but Dana White's noggin.
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Doesn't explain what we just saw with that random dude.
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a little indent see my thing though is that i've watched ai create unbelievable shit yeah that
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doesn't just have some like pixelation around the edges let me tell you man i'm watching uh my my
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kids enjoy slop they watch a lot of uh ai slop on youtube when they're with my parents and they
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watch the thing and they go hey which one would you rather have a b or c and it's like mario yoshi
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It would be nice to be here and have Nancy produce
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like again, it'll be like, hey, which one do you want?
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And then characters spin around, and then it'll be like a
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You know what the thing is? They don't even lose their shit. They just go...
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A year ago, the toothbrushes look like shit.
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Unlike Dana White's head, which is what's giving me pause because it's like not flawless.
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Yeah, I don't think we're dealing with AI in this particular instance.
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See, the reason why we're allowed to talk about the conspiracy behind this, how it might have been staged or whatever,
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is because they don't care whether you think it really happened or if it was staged
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because it's still masking the fact that it's just not real and it's AI.
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They don't care how you look at this thing as long as you're not looking at it as entirely fake.
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So, you know, my thing on that is, I don't know if you've been looking at it.
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The only times that I've seen anything on it were not my choice.
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I asked the lady, I was like, so White House Correspondents Dinner, real or gay?
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It's a pen, and when you double click it, honestly, our fans might want that.
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She's probably like, she's got to do like mass manufacturing.
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You got to get, you got to get that price down to at least $4, $15.
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Well, it also comes with a pin that you pin on your shirt and then it goes, bloop, and
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it magnets to your shirt so you never lose it.
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But I go, old people lose their own glasses on their head.
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As a matter of fact, an old person lost their fucking walker or something back there.
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um and the other one actually because this one says this is crazy it says i am oh yeah making
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america great i get great again and that's because because god is the great i am he said
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who's i am i said do you mean trump like trump god no no no no no no no no i would never i would
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never nancy did you kick the people out already i did you're fucking we don't even get a chance
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to say goodbye to them anymore damn that's cold-blooded nancy you bitch brogrove.com for
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your tickets actually that's the that's the website bro grove.com let me does it work uh last year it
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worked okay let's go find out all right in the meantime i'll start uh getting ready to pull up
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something else uh well i guess since we're talking about the white house correspondence dinner this
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last one will be it does work on it does be working yeah bro grove.com that's fucking all
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right guys go to bro grove.com and um get your fucking tickets yeah i'll write that for you guys
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now get you say get your fucking tickets yo yeah i got it go ahead fucking tickets so i'm gonna
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bring this up on stage and um this one is kind of fun this is gonna be more of the correspondence
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dinner this is the only lens that i'm willing to look at it through uh cole allen right okay so
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let's just look at this is full uh white house allen cole allen's the shooter or whatever oh
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yes the black guy they pinned it all on um the the description just is cole allen time travel
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machine, Donald Trump. Did you see him run through
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There's like seven or eight officers there. I did
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Well, here, we'll make this big, and we'll check it out.
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that is kind of interesting so right off the bat they're showing us like the pepe
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meme with the tuxedo is like oh yeah very reminiscent and by the way like yeah
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he does bear resemblance to that pepe frog yeah like no neck going on yeah just frog visage like
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yeah it kind of really does it does god damn none of nothing is real and then in this first image
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israel is really gay jacob so this is actually probably news to people if they're not on twitter
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i've seen this and i couldn't be bothered to give a fuck i don't know why that's just where i'm at
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henry martinez is a twitter account and back in uh december 21st of 2023 he posted one phrase one
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one uh two words one tweet it's the only tweet this account has ever made it just says cole
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allen which is the name name cole allen no it doesn't say all of that but i mean like that is
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not inaccurate what you've said there but henry martinez has never posted anything before or since
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and his profile picture is the pepe the frog meme in the tuxedo bearing yeah arguably very strong
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resemblance to uh it's fucking weird what gets even weirder is that his banner is what looks to
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be a series of random colors um just some 3d also keep in mind that jewish guy that's above him is
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the uh i think he's a hypnotist or a magician that yeah he was doing magic he predicted joe
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rogan's pin number on joe rogan oh that's fascinating weird it was almost like a threat
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he's actually doing magic right there like doing predictive magic right for for trump and his wife
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and a couple other people at the moment that this goes down and my wife by the way yeah he's holding
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a fucking a stemmed wine glass yeah just like the pepe the frog meme i don't know i mean i guess
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we're gonna be forced the frog meme that meme comes from like leonardo dicaprio when he raises
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the glass but it's it's it echoes it's some sort of truth about reality i think it's yeah it's like
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a mandela effect like that's how you get a mandela effect by shit like this i like i almost don't
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want to give this its due diligence yeah but if i'm if i'm admitting the implications of this
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the implications well because that what looks to be random color artwork on his banner on his
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profile actually seems to be a um if you if you put the fight fight fight moment from trump's
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original assassination through a who the fuck saw that who saw that i don't know i don't know i don't
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know if it's even true to be perfectly honest because it looks like you can see any number of
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things in there but when they superimpose that photo over this artwork it looks to be like you
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ran that artwork through a filter i misspelled tickets tickets no i like it tickets go get
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your tickets at fucking bro grove.com so so the implications of it i guess we'll discuss after
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this but we're only two seconds into us and it's like man this is two seconds and this is pretty
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fucking crazy and we have like 15 messages from mom this is a well let's go man i've had a day
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yeah i've had a fucking week i just wish nancy didn't make us late i know it is her fault she
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is a bitch uh but i'm willing to forgive her for that by the way you can see right there time
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machine in the bottom right hand corner i guess this is the app that you would use to turn that
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image into that image huh oh okay i see i see it
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so henry martinez is a lockheed martin space systems uh what is that what is that he's an
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author what of what of the acquisition goddard space flight center source conference paper it's
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a conference paper and it's written by henry martinez and he works at lockheed martin
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oh no wait this guy worked and he worked for nasa in 2014 and as an intern he worked at fucking jpl
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jet propulsion laboratories get the fuck out of here let it go
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what they're hiring black people now i can't believe they're hiring oh he's very light that
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lady said she had blacks following her and i i get it i mean if you walk around anywhere at night
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okay oh stop yeah look at that look you can see the hand you can see the head i'm trying to be
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reasonable here when did they put this as their banner though is the question could have been
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done at any moment, right? Yeah, I don't know if there's any way to find out. It doesn't really
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alleviate this. We could ask Elon Musk, but he's probably in on it. That's true. That is true.
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Now watch this. Right now what we're watching is they're about to take this artwork and they're
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going to show you how it lines up with the fight, fight, fight image. I don't know. I don't know.
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do it it's it's it's a stretch it's a stretch but i don't know man i mean if you just look at
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the busiest parts of it and how they line up with the busiest parts of the photo then the least busy
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parts of the artwork yeah line up with just the plain sky of the photo hey guys they line up pretty
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pretty fucking perfectly if you guys like this kind of schizophrenic content that we're giving
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you right now go check out jay burden we were just on his show oh yeah the other day and that
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aired just like a couple hours ago that was fun that was a fun episode yeah go check out jace and
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and then guys just spam like in the comments about how great we are just make us look good
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good looking say that we look good say that we look but not as good as him don't don't comment
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on my weight tell him that he's he's well spoken and that we speak all right too but him we speak
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pretty good yeah tell him to have us like back on again and again ask him how tall he is yeah
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shoe size i didn't want to ask him how tall he was but you can see here like like i said the
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busiest parts of this photo do line up with the busiest parts of the fight fight fight photo just
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in the way of like where the people are and where they're not right yeah so where the plain sky is
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is also the least detailed part of this artwork right very interesting
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what the fuck did it slash satan for do you see that it said hail satan it did say hail
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scene you fucking thought we were gonna see that oh no what is going on baby
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this is crazy you gotta go back you gotta go back a little further
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yep oh wow that's fast huh that's very fast there oh oh i know what that is that's from uh
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the santa claus movie what the hell what did it say it's when they tried to say like we love you
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santa uh-huh and i think this with tim allen yeah why would that they all uh i don't know it might
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be a crossover love you satan might be a crossover from um another video that i actually saw might
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actually come later on in this i don't know but weird that that it's in this one i saw another
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video same style santa and satan that's actually it's funny when i re-listen to our episodes i
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listen on 0.25 there's a lot of stuff that you miss the first time around 0.25 really yeah yeah
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it's much better that's crazy you want to do this good you want to fucking do this good you
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want to be serious dog yes i guess all right yeah i'm sorry play the video
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3d renders uh okay so that image i wish this was like fucking recorded in regular landscape mode
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because he's missing we're missing a lot but that image yeah first hits the internet 2021
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that image that's probably uh so he reverse reverse image search and you can at least find
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it doesn't mean that that's when it was created it doesn't mean that's when he put it on there
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but 2021 is when it's on it it's at least the earliest thing that reverse image search catches
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and that should not have happened okay so once again implications mounting we're going to talk
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about the implications of this you know we got to get the chat involved chat is this real a lot of
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stuff uh caroline levitt promised shots fired oh yeah at white house correspondence dinner before
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gunfire erupted here we go cole allen again who's this cole allen search terms in israel
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and they spike and then there's a statue of baphomet which is also definitively from
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is that santa one oh yes so i saw the santa is satan one earlier it's done in the exact
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same fashion same music same guy going you know like that kind of shit and for some reason those
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two are leftovers from that clip i don't know why that's in here um weird strange man strange so so
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now we're left to kind of ponder the implications of of that and um i don't know i mean what do you
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think what do you what do you think about all that yeah this is all all this kind of
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shit is like set up it's a weird game it's and it's a it's a show for boomers i suppose this
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one yeah who is this a show for um this show this i mean i get well no no this show is for
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crazy people right who is that a show for like who's still watching this stuff believing you
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know trump's gonna be here soon right is he where is he where's he gonna be he's gonna be in
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middleton that's uh okay i thought you're gonna say in the villages because that wouldn't be
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surprising to me at all no well he's doing a thing uh like a speaking engagement at the high school
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that matt's kid goes to oh wow yeah and matt's kid's gonna go to it yeah i'm like maybe maybe
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you shouldn't so maybe you shouldn't go okay the meme that looks like trump at the correspondence
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dinner now you could purposely pose for that moment let's say this is all in op yeah and
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you know we're doing photo shoots just like the fight fight fight thing was a photo shoot
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this is not at all answering the question of why
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So the most important part of that assassination attempt was the photo op.
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Given how slowly they were protecting Trump, how slowly they were getting him off the stage, lowering the fucking flag into the shot, and then having these guys move in almost a panoramic way around the stage, getting the shot.
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They were focused on photographing him, and the other guy was guiding them.
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so he was acting as their feet and eyes and they were clearly only meant to just feel him guiding
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them but only focus on the stage like that's really high level like get the shot don't worry
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about where you're going i'm gonna guide you and man trump is just an actor so if if that little
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pose is a nod to this meme and that like cue of shots fired fight fight fight you get your shit
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together this dude is good he's good at what he does man he you know what that's the thing about
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him is you go well he's a clunky dude in a lot of ways and you know he fumbled the ball massively
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all the promises about his you know his presidency did he nancy you keep uh dropping out and popping
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back in are you having a hard time no that's weird why does that keep happening are you clicking
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buttons no that's odd why does that keep happening anywho she doesn't know what she's doing over
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you do get distinctively the feeling that he's good at something really good at something
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and i think it's low iq shit to look at him and go he's a bumbling buffoon which is what a lot of
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like the left wants to do and it's like no i have a hard time saying what it is he's good at is you
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know pissing people off and everything my wife is saying that the people at her job are all sad
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that trump is uh coming to the villages or coming to you know florida okay and i'm just like
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like so why are they sad and like oh well they hate him and i'm like well why do they hate him
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and and you know it's for the wrong reason and it makes me like so like i like i'm like do you hate
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him you hate him because he thinks there's two genders like why do you hate him right you know
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because he's a republican because he's like conservative all the wrong reasons yeah you
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don't hate him because you think he's the antichrist you don't hate him because you think
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that there might be something to do with um project looking glass nothing at all you know
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you don't hate him because you think that he might be a time traveling uh you know baron of
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sorts you don't hate him for uh mimicking jesus christ's return in the thousand year reign with
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his golden era golden age right no nasara jasara that's not why we hate him okay fine well here
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let's fair i mean we have some more stuff on trump and all of this really really kind of
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before we even talk i guess before we talk any more about the implications which obviously if
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you're if you're um that's the name of this episode please write that down the implications
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I don't know if you have to travel through time or if you just have to perceive time or what.
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This is going to get a little – this is kind of boomer schizo.
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Because you've got like some QAnon kind of shit going on here, which is boomer schizo.
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You want Nicole and Luann to watch it with us?
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um here let's let's let's see what this is about
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is that sunny there will be some shots fired tonight on person running through a checkpoint
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by the way when you've got cole allen face down in the carpet all of these the design on the
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Like, you know, please allow me to schizo-reach.
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Did you just hear my indigestion through the microphone?
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Yeah, that's where you heard the travel of it all.
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keckis maximus oh we're doing a little gematria i'll tell you what man gematria is the least
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convincing shit ever because if you look down here donald trump has the same value as henry
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martinez which has the same value as keckias maximus and the same value as wizard of oz now
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the part that they don't tell you is they actually cut off what else it has the same value as and
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that's like potato chip yeah yeah backyard foot gang whatever you're looking for just fucking any
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random series of words like i'll i'll give it to you there are some like oh wow that's those things
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are connected but like it just goes on and on and on it has the same numerical value as a bunch of
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dumb shit so i i don't really give a fuck about gematria people go oh the the numbers they typed
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in donald trump to like what if i said donald trump death yeah yeah that'll do it that's what
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you have to do what if okay what if I got rid of the space between Donald and
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Trump yeah there now it fucking works you know it's just like you're ready to
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open up your own sports betting business this meme was funny in 2016
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eerie in 2006 is an image of Donald Trump and it says quote why do time
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travelers keep trying to kill me I'm just a realtor he said that that's a
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real quote Nancy can you do me a favor try to verify that if you can and we'll
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check back in with you the very first public unveiling in a public presentation whose voice
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is this whose voice is this is that david wilcox it's david wilcox oh look look at it says hidden
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in plain sight yeah yeah that's so fucking funny by the way what an unbelievable synchronicity i
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was just listening to mother horse i was talking about people taking lsd and then like getting
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caught up in these synchronicities they think like the order of the universe is trying to uh
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communicate with them by the way i i retweeted cory good who blocked me oh did he yeah because
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i just said hey man you know the griff doesn't stop dog this guy's like he's like we got to
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investigate the police uh that shot david wilcock and i'm like dude you scammed him for millions of
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dollars people i see a lot of people doing that where they're just like this guy there's no sign
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i don't know why he did it why it must have been the government i'm like it could be that he was in
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a a crippling amount of debt yeah and but it's crazy it's like because of you specifically you
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piece of shit yeah i get i get why you'd want to investigate other things but geez how funny is
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that though hidden in plain sight it's not the same hidden in plain sight oh it's not no no it's
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not that's why it's funny it's like this isn't even them that posted this they need to do more
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like hard conspiracy shit they would have fun i don't know i think they're having enough fun
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here let's go he never said that he never said that it says donald trump never said the quote
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the quote the phrase originated as a humorous internet meme often found on custom novelty
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items like fridge magnets on ebay that's hilarious thank you nancy thanks for shitting in our cereal
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well no that's good because these fucking people what about these people oh that they're liars
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it's not that they're liars i'm saying the people that like go oh look look look yeah but but there
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is like 70 percent of it where i'm like yo look look for sure but then they sprinkle in shit that
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just ruins it you really got to watch the movie begonia begonia begonia begonia what does what
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does begonia mean nancy look that up nancy what does begonia mean well check back in with us
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glass and what happens is when you fire this thing up these rings start going in all different
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directions our boy yeah yeah well now that's very interesting i don't know what this is what does
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it say olive world cup olive world cup it's like a football thing i suppose so he's gifted what
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effectively ezekiel's wheel i like we need one of those in the shop we can spin it spin and let it
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spin for the entirety of the show begonia is a flower according to fj fool but we'll still allow
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you to say it nancy so when you figure it out you can say okay would you like the historical
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definition yeah please does it refers refers to an ancient mediterranean folk practice or
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mythological belief that bees could be spontaneously generated from the carcass of a slaughtered bull
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or ox without blood being spilled bees yeah like
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yeah that's interesting i like how when nancy talks to us there is a clicking sound like she's
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a pleiadian it's like yeah it really adds to the spookiness you know there's some there was
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somebody in a fascinating concept that bees could be spontaneously uh brought forth yeah
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i i did hear something recently that was just like that actually makes sense for the movie
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not gonna do a spoiler alert you just fucking did now i now i understand everything um
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but there's this idea of like you know uh people think that you i know i'm not gonna say people
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think i heard something recently might have been mother horse i guess be saying where somebody
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ass like the maggots on bodies they seem to arrive so quickly that one is left to wonder whether or
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not there's something in the body already that has now i'm sure anybody who knows a little bit
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about bugs is probably gonna be like no dude this fucking things come and lay their eggs and then
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they're born into maggots but the idea was like they happened so quickly yeah that they're like
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where the fuck did they come from that's it yeah so this is in the bible in judges so samson finds
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a swarm of bees and honey inside the carcass of a lion that he previously killed huh something to
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this fascinating something to this idea but going oh there you go yeah makes sense because samson
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pulled a honeycomb from a carcass right there we go yeah i knew that was in the bible somewhere
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okay all right maybe we should do a little study on judges 14 but matt's not allowed on the show
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anymore no he's not he's only allowed on fucking chronicles and that honestly is this that's a
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trying ground well because why nancy you know why nancy because you bring your uh what do we call
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this uh your miscreants yeah into into my comment section nancy you bring your uh nancy lovers
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yeah by the way nancy you have some uh would-be suitors who are uh in love with you and um and
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now i have to i have to field these and i have to defend her like she's my daughter right but we are
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willing to take a dowry uh for how many cattle literally just one of those gold spinny things
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if you got oh if you got like a big gold spinny ezekiel's wheel yeah that's cool this thing right
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here yeah hold here let's uh the iraq war there you had to a large degree the mission of capturing
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a looking glass technology that was dug up in sumer okay crushes uh the iraqi stargate conspiracy
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a modern perspective on an ancient mystery yeah that's one that's been around for a while that
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they were looking for a stargate yeah yeah oh yeah there he is saddam with his uh bush launched
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iraq war what did it say uh hold on bush launched iraq war over saddam's link to aliens i love that
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that quote is just there nothing to attribute it to right no idea why it was said but i believe it
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So what they found that was so bizarre was that at December 21st, 2012, that for some reason...
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On December 21st, 2023 is when Homeboy posted that fucking Cole Allen.
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I feel like December 21st, 2012 is also like, is that the date of like end of the world, the 2012?
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And people still say like that was not prophesied as the end of the world, but like the ending, the beginning of the end of an age.
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I mean, in very many ways, just given, you know, the state of conspiracy, let's say.
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And things really did change dramatically after that.
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Using all the graphs, all the waves would go into a complete flat line.
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It says the 2012 phenomenon was a range of eschatological beliefs that cataclysmic or transformative events would occur on or around December 21st, 2012.
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this date was regarded as the end date of a 5126 year long cycle in the mesoamerican long count
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calendar which is the mayan calendar that's as long as they could count that's it that's it
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they can only five what was uh 365 times 5126 they could count pretty high that's pretty good
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the 21st yeah december 20 21st 22nd depends on the year she knows that because uh witchcraft
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witchcraft and festivities took place on 21 december 2012 to commemorate the event in the
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countries that were part of the maya civilization that's mexico belize guatemala honduras and el
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salvador with main events at chichen itza in mexico i like when our guy says chichen itza
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chichen itza timothy he says it really nice oh he says it a lot better than i say it yeah
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chichen itza yeah um cyclopean cyclopean that's a great word yeah he says that a lot too
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although cyclopeans are not really that's not a conspiracy theory that i give a fuck about no
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no it doesn't mean cyclops it just means it's like another word for megalithic oh and i'm
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like that's why not just say it then because he's got to have fucking synonyms dog synonyms
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yeah synonym women love eminem uh but he has he has different words for shit that like is already
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a big word wait wait wait a second you're telling me that different words for different things
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different okay so there's something called a thesaurus no stop what
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What if we were already living in alternate history?
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I was talking to that lady about CERN before, too.
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I was like, bitch, you don't know anything about CERN.
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She does have this pen where if you double-click it...
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the first large hydron collider proton run ends with new milestone this is back in uh
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december 17th 2000 they were trying to get this going like this music is like trans looping me
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yeah right it's gonna trans me this is a sissy hypno is it i think it feels like it is i can
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feel my penis hypno penis growing inward yeah it's inverting um but this this article comes
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from cern this is december 17 2012. so they're recording data from the first large hydron
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collider proton run which is interesting because it's like damn that that's when the first one
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happened i don't know if that's the first run in general or if a proton run is different than just
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whatever the fuck it is they typically do if it's not that's fascinating because four days before
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the world was going to end according to this or whatever you know whatever was going to happen
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according to the maya calendar uh cern was like we got to get to fucking work yeah they did it
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Like, did motherfuckers really do something back in 2012?
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Yeah, so it's just like a, hey, see you next cycle.
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shut down. You don't hear from them for a long
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time. Yeah, that's true. They'd be like, are we done?
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Takes a long time. Everyone take a three month break.
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They come back. They're like, let's turn it on again.
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I wonder what they're actually doing. It's probably just maintenance.
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like a money laundering scheme. Like, we've got this
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fucking run it once a year the tunnel guy gary the tunnel guy
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is cern causing collective mass delusion by creating portals to alternate oh here we go
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yeah now we're in the mandela effect i mean you know the mandela effect really doesn't do much
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for me uh erection wise oh i didn't know fruit loops was a mandela effect too huh oh it was
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definitely jiffy peanut butter you can go fuck yourself if you're gonna tell me it was never
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jiffy peanut butter well they've they've perverted us so much that we don't know if it's jiff or gif
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I fucking do remember Pikachu having a black thing on his tail.
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Because there was another Pikachu in the first movie whose pattern on his tail was different.
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And it was like a pointy one or something, like a jagged pointy one.
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I thought that was Michael fucking Jackson when I was a kid.
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I don't remember Fruit Loops being spelled fruit.
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yeah i always remember the two o's but i don't know looney tunes um oh yeah that's crazy it's
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very obvious to me that looney tunes tune meaning short for cartoons these are looney cartoons but
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tunes because they played a lot of classical music that's super fucking dumb and wouldn't
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even make sense in fact somebody in the writing room would be going like what about tunes yeah
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like what do you mean tunes like these are cartoons so i'm doing all these drawings for
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no reason all right then oscar meyer and then the monocle on the yeah which is definitively true as
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well boomer shit boomer slop hidden in plain sight follow yeah i don't know i mean you know
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it's a fun one it's a fun one but i guess they're hidden in plain sight 37 he absolutely the other
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holly says they yeah this is number 37 the other 36 fucking renditions this is actually those guys
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from alternate universes if they were serious uh researchers and weren't just obsessed with
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fucking david wilcock's career david wilcock has this thing about him that is like uh very
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jordan peterson like when he's got the yeah he's got the permitty frog they're gonna kill me yeah
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cern had an event this month oh really oh what'd they do 16th they were colliding stuff again i
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guess huh well that wasn't the 16th you're welcome um the 16th what's today today's the 29th here
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let's go back into the news that was weeks ago yeah let's see if anything happened in the news
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uh so so 4 16 anything big happened that day uh nope that's wrong with i gotta go to news where
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the fuck is the news more i like this part of the show when david uh researches midland stomp out
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hunger fisher road industrial property transfers sga columns console marketplace nothing cool oh
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you know what happened 416 oh 13th through the 17th sorry that's how long it runs their little
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workshop was on the 16th that's when you started fighting with matt no i don't think that has
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anything to do with it that's when it was though that's when well i would have preferred to go to
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a timeline where he wasn't so fucking annoying you see that look at that yeah cern's got control
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of you baby this is a guy that i like because he recently made a video talking shit about the
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fittest flat earther but i have a feeling i'm not really going to like this one um so it's this is
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from real moon henry who he's one of the greatest dudes at this tiktok format where you put your
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face over an image and then you talk about it okay says now ask yourself why david wilcock
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i've been warning of this for and it's like well because financial calamities yeah i mean we
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we all saw this coming right but okay um i've been warning of this for years watch my other
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wilcock videos on my page to understand the connection he knew nasa many quote ufo people
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are in this okay famous preachers sign ndas uh fema i don't know what fema oh fema uh with
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fema to deceive you into the lie i know personally who has crazy because that's the worst caption i've
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ever read yeah i don't know what the fuck he's talking about but this guy fucking crushes i mean
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he destroys but this is retard slop what is he saying about it don't know what that caption said
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so here let's let's make this big that's what i'm saying it was like it's just crazy to me because
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and he's a christian and he and he honestly his videos are fantastic not the written word not his
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format no no that was retarded that was crazy allegedly found the body of jesus you guys have
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no idea how deep this goes bomb has to expose their whole plan okay so this is from the express
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dot uk ancient egypt bombshell as jesus christ's body found in hidden chamber claims expert british
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anthropologists that's not how the story goes yeah that's not what i heard well you know this
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this feels like it would be part of a really large deception when you talk about the lady
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and hidden knowledge and and the sphinx and regula regulus and all this other shit like
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wasn't that the thing like jesus just kept his heart rate super low right that came out from the
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guy who had the the scrolls in the green jar they put the jar in his ass they put the jar in the
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guy's ass yeah yeah that's what that's what i found because it shattered uh-huh and his last
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words before he bled out where jesus just slowed his heart rate and then had his mother uh revive
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him and he was married and then he went to egypt interesting as he lost all his butt blood we're
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about to step into the great deception of our era and our time okay because this actually
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allegedly we're doing a lot of uh there's an image there of project looking glass a lot of fun stuff
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there it is again we got a theme to this project looking ass the real wheel within wheels wheel
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within wheels within wheels goes back a few decades so jesus christ body found in a hidden
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chamber claims expert so fact check hear me the express for the uk and the daily star are both
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alleging the same exact thing that may be discovered here shortly under this thing behind me
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now this gets very wild right here there's people that allegedly took part in project looking glass
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it's crazy i'm telling you like this guy he must have killer information or just be like a super
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cool dude i'm willing to be open to that because he has like a slur and he can't type worth the
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it's like a speech impediment going on there i don't know if anybody else is detecting this
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like some of his words just kind of roll off and blend into other words yeah yeah and he seems i
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thought i was having a stroke he sounds like he's having a stroke or he's fighting one off
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um so that must mean that this guy crushes which i'm totally open to and he did like a killer thing
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on on the um the fittest flat earther basically calling that dude a faggot okay but not in so
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many words because he doesn't use naughty words because he's a good christian oh wait so we can't
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invite him on uh he probably doesn't like us because we're naughty naughty word users i was
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gonna say he looks like a twink oh yeah but that's not his fault some people just can't put on weight
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i don't have that problem reach out to him yeah let him know that he looks gay right and these
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people some of these people actually on record on video saying that a great
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deception is coming where these new great fines are gonna happen and it's
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going to shake up religion altogether and all of a sudden people are not
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going to believe in their religion no more sounds like a deception what's this
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behind me this is a movie 13 ghosts what is this contract honestly hold on we're
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gonna do something funny is 13 ghosts the one like where they were on the ship
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Matthew Lillard is in this one, and they're in a glass house filled with ghosts, some rich philanthropists.
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I want to listen to this in half speed, because I bet you this guy sounds shit-faced if we do that.
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This one said some words roll off straight into other words.
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but it's not this is the movie 13 ghosts it's this is the movie this is the movie 30
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i fucking told you dude he's so stupid he has such good information he has great information
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this guy's the shit dude this is what i you know people who watch this show they probably get it
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and some of them don't this does not mean that i don't like this guy i just hear funny boy something
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about his face i don't like oh he's very handsome in a twink kind of weird way like he's got you
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know what he's got this thing uh where he talks like i watched another show yeah it's good it's
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called the unchosen and like one of the main characters the guy uh was in jail but he's got
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that thing that the female actors have where their eyes are too far apart oh yeah yeah predatory eye
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syndrome he's got a little bit of that he does got that yeah he's got a wide you can put a palm
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between his eyes his forehead is it goes in between his eyes yeah still reserve says he looks like an
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elf he also said you drink a bottle of vodka and make a tick-tock let's see how you sound
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touche touche what is this contraption right here you got it that's how the looking glass
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machinery allegedly looks you can find detailed blueprints and other stuff online project looking
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glass operation looking glass was allegedly like you know people in the u.s that is interesting
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it's like designed like like that angel also that that's a fun theory hey we just made this one up
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Why don't you fucking copy us, huh, Mexican guy?
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Maybe Ezekiel's looking at fucking Project Looking Glass.
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It's wheels within wheels, but they're covered in eyes.
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If you saw that all of a sudden pop up into your time, and there's a bunch of Jews from
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2026 on the other side, and Donald Trump rubbing his hands together, might you just see all
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these eyes all over the thing and dude that might make sense why there's so many eyes looking it's
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looking at you you're looking at it yeah that is isn't horizon has something like that in the movie
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remember that movie is it that's not familiar no event horizon from 97
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uh no i'm not that old nancy i mean nancy how old are you what are you nancy 58 years old
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She's an elderly woman. She's unashamed. She's unashamed
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Snits you got grace. Oh, yeah, 100% she's got them all over her room when she sleeps
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Yes, let her respond play the video future by creating crazy machinery
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But this gets insane because remember how this looks right? Yeah a whole bunch of discs wheels spinning within each other
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much like the angel i believe it's uh i like this guy pause it yeah dude this guy crushes i don't
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want yeah if he hears this he'd probably think we're the meanest dudes in the world but like
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i just fucking i don't know man he's got a bit of a slur he does and i just like to rip everybody
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a delay i'm not ripping him i've ripped him a little bit but we've lost yeah you have raven
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you used to make fun of his neck constantly this guy's neck you called a pencil neck bitch he is a
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thin neck homosexual bitch all the time did i really yeah on on what uh timeline cleanse
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timeline cleanse on the raven i i don't remember which show i mean it sounds like something i'd
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say like probably all of them it also sounds like an observation i'd make but i do like him
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i think he's great how about that how about that and much like that right behind me is it possible
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that Project Looking Glass was actually trying to play off things that we do for inventions when
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we look at animals and other type of subjects, taking the ore of them and designing it the way
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it'd be to somehow tap into time itself. Because somehow they did it. Somehow they're able to tell
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the future. Somehow the movies showed the exact same thing. Many more movies by the way. And right
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before this massive allegation comes out, we have this coming out with this. You better keep your
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eyes open and if you don't really know the bible yeah you're gonna be deceived guaranteed you're
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right those exist but we whoa stephen greer by the way stephen greer very scary you can't just
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do that stephen greer looks like he's gonna bite his scalp off look at it look at the sheer size
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of his mouth does he did he always look like that like stephen greer is crazy this guy looks like
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he's wearing makeup though he is wearing makeup he's like look a beautiful twink he looks maxing
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the fuck up kenny you're kind of a bully it's not nice that's absolutely see what he says here
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can't disclose that i said why it's not an operational et device it's not you know it's
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old he says yes but you don't understand how powerful the this information is i said why
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he says if this was disclosed it would collapse the fundamentalist orthodox belief systems of
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every religion on earth yeah huh kenny the fed says he got a little podcast money and bought
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a hundred pairs of sunglasses with slightly different colored lenses you're damn right i did
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you're uh very observant are those different sunglasses i mean they're not the same ones
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i was wearing the other day that's for fucking sure um you know what though as i'm listening
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to this like this all does sound like it fits into the plot of mother horse eyes yeah i mean
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i'm pretty sure i'm pretty sure this is in mother horse eyes i'm pretty sure mother horse eyes is
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true that's where i'm at that's where i'm at and i'm cool with that i didn't realize that so much
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of the content that i had sent kind of circles around this thing oh my god again yeah all right
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fuck it since we're since we're doing basically the wheel of ezekiel um here's another one
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so this comes from the new york post an ancient ritual complex oh yeah unearthed at a site that
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is tied to the biblical city in ezekiel i go oh that's kind of fun maybe we can read a little bit
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of that article let's toss this up here so new york post which by the way like new york post
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sidestepped into just bangers at some point not that any of it's true but it's all very fun shit
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yeah they're doing they're just doing conspiracy i think there was a there was a question about
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like our conspiracy oh oh steven of biblical hitmen was saying like are conspiracy theorists
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being used as useful idiots for what's to come yes and yes of course 100 of course we are have
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you watched the show you've been on the show i mean wouldn't you use the coolest fucking people
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around at the time not just us but like conspiracy theorists are the coolest people the only people
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that are willing to say the funnest shit they're making movies about us what are you gonna go are
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you gonna go to somebody and you're gonna like hey what do you think about like using these people
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and you go what do they talk about i don't know safe stuff they they preface a lot of what they
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say with this isn't my idea but the data suggests or or this is a little bit out there so i really
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don't want to talk about that can we stay serious i didn't mean to do the jew voice that was well
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a little bit it was accurate too true a little on the nose it was accurate you're gonna use cool
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people who say whatever the fuck they want we kind of like hop skipped and jumped over the right wing
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like of the right being cool like they were cool for like maybe a year only because they agreed
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with conspiracy theorists yeah yeah and then they fucking now they're gay now they're gay
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they're like donald trump would never hold my fork hold my fork my chicken oh what happened
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oh what the fuck i don't know it's still there there we go what the fuck that's not mine nancy
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are you clicking a click at a click nancy click something yeah she put us up here what do we show
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what are we looking at nancy nancy it's from the movie event horizon the ancient movie
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interesting interesting and what does this uh what does it do what do they do uh i'm not sure
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it's just like i haven't seen this movie i don't know i've never watched it's called the gravity
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drive all right okay interesting yeah so this that idea of whatever this thing is this wheel
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within wheels is uh is prevalent in human society people people like this shit well um speaking of
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wheels within wheels the city that uh ezekiel may have been in ancient ritual complex unearthed at
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site tied to biblical city in ezekiel officials recently unveiled the remains of an ancient
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ancient rather religious complex at a site often identified with the biblical city in the old
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testament the ritual complex dedicated to the local deity pelusius uh nancy pelusius um or
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pelusius pelusios pelusios i think is probably more accurate uh was found at tel el farama
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in north sinai tel el farama was once the ancient city of pelusium and is sometimes identified with
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biblical city called sin mentioned in the book of ezekiel the recent excavation revealed a massive
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basin with a diameter of 115 feet uh which was once filled with water from the nile river right
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archaeologists believe the basin was used continuously from the second century bc to the
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sixth century a.d quote it was filled with water mixed with nile silt symbolizing a connection to
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the god pelusios pelusios pelusios whose name is derived from the greek word pelos meaning mud
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imagine being the god of mud what a bitch official said in a translated statement not that last part
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though the basin was surrounded by channels and water reservoirs it's interesting right because
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uh like i think isaiah in the bible it prophesies that like when the end times are here when the
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nile drives it dries up and this was at the euphrates no that's the nile i think i'm pretty
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sure it was the euphrates there's angels imprisoned in underneath the euphrates and they will be
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released when it dries up well let me look for that that that scripture stop breathing nancy
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i know um the basin was surrounded by channels and water reservoirs with multiple entrances on
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the eastern southern and western sides while the northern side suffered significant destruction
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this statement also noted okay so yeah isaiah isaiah isaiah isaiah well let's go full screen
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here for a second all right how are we gonna do this all right that's all right take your time
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screen i like when it just glitches out when you got a show to do it's like yeah all right uh isaiah
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isaiah 19 5 through uh yeah 19 5 the waters of the river will dry up and the riverbed will be
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parched and dry. The canals will stink. Ooh, stinky canals. You know how it be. The streams
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of Egypt will dwindle and dry up. The reeds and rushes will wither. Also the plants along the
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Nile. Oh, interesting. At the mouth of the river, every sown field along the Nile will become
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parched, will blow away and be no more. Yeah. So that's a, that is a, uh, I don't even understand
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the importance of that that that kind of prophecy but it's there well we have this picture if you
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bring it up real quick we'll just show the picture then we'll get out of this new york post thing but
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um it is interesting because we're in this time where like there seems to be a lot of you guys
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can see it's like concentric concentric rings within rings kind of a deal rings within rings
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is fucking that's a theme of the show i guess um but it is interesting that it seems a lot of
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biblical concepts, ideas, biblical history is being vindicated in short order, you know,
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only in these past few years. I feel like there's been a great many revelations on that front.
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You know, couldn't name a single one right now, but I feel like I've seen this before.
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Yes. Sorry. This is the Euphrates and the Nile. Those are both
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I do think that the Euphrates is not looking so hot right now.
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No. Revelation 9.14. Revelation 9.14? Let's look it up. Yep. The sixth angel being commanded to
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release the four angels bound at the great river Euphrates. That's what you're talking about,
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David. But I knew that Nile was... It's interesting. It's interesting what they're
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saying here. Yeah. I mean, I don't know. I don't know what to make of it, but it's something I'm
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keeping my eyes on um here we're gonna do two eyes on it we're gonna do two fun ones and then
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uh we'll hop over i guess maybe two messages from mom because we're getting to that that time right
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now this is from an excellent film excellent film uh the mummy yeah it says right here there's a
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there's a fucking uh whatever this is what a community note it literally is not important
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i guess the slaves the chosen people whatever um this fucking movie was fantastic oh yeah yeah
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i saw i remember this part it's just a great kind of uh here let's see
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it's not honestly what this should have been is that scene his name is um
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shit i forget what his name is like bindi or or something like that he's o'connor's like
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sort of friend yeah weak ass uh sniveling coward of a friend and when his character in encounters
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the mummy emotep um he starts to pull all of these religious necklaces that he has on
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and he doesn't care about the religions he's just trying to appeal to any god that will save him
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which is very fucking jewish right so he's pulling off and he's doing like a taoist thing
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and then he's pulling his other necklace and he's doing like a christianity thing then he does the
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the star of david or star of ram fam whatever you prefer and that's when imhotep stops and he goes
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ah the language of the slaves right and then he says i could have some use for you and he gives
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him all this gold which is like people are like you know you think that because imhotep in this
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clip says the chosen people but that's not the technical translation he said the the language
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of the slaves to me that's even more damning it's like this dude was willing to appear it's very
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jewish behavior he's this sniveling little character who's lying and cheating he'll hide
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in any religion that he possibly can he'll worship any god whatever gets him out of the situation
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we're getting back to our roots baby anti-semitism that's what i'm saying
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like this is not people are do you think the community note makes it better it makes it worse
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now he's in congress now he's in congress exactly i just thought that was very funny
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um and also a great movie if you've never seen the original mummy very good such a great movie
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now i want to check this out this actually comes from alpha fox who is a faggot um oh yeah i
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remember that yeah yeah he posted something recently is that him or no no this is oh no
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that's not him at all but um he posted something where he said if you think this this assassination
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attempt was fake you might be retarded and i said yep if you're not willing to entertain the idea
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that this was a fake assassination attempt you might be a faggot like it we're just so deep into
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the psyops and if you're not if it doesn't cross your mind if one of the first things that crosses
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your mind isn't i don't know if this is real doesn't have to be definitively it's a psyop or
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it's a fake assassination attempt just like to have like reasonable doubt you know right off the
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bat like i don't know we'll see it was so fake it was so fake that people were like hey do you
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think this is like a real thing and i was like erica kirk is crying yeah and we're gonna talk
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about that like for this is fake i like that that was a great angle right i was like for this this
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happened this is set up yeah i mean we're gonna make fun of this bitch yeah secret service these
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are like the top of the line agents in america they miss this guy they shoot multiple times at
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him from 20 yards they don't hit him they pull out who is it jd vance first yeah none of it makes
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any sense it doesn't make any sense like on its face you just look at this like have some discernment
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and it probably is all theater we're probably meant to talk about the fake assassination temp
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they've made the bar for conspiracy so low i'm not saying that it's some profound insight i'm just
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saying like how the fuck are you here 2026 looking at anything at the world stage especially
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something that's that many holes in it yeah and not just going like well i'm totally gonna leave
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open might be fake uh definitely fake the question is why again would you and and i love the the uh
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oh so you're saying that they just like got some guy and this guy like ran there he ruined his
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whole life and i'm like yeah well people don't know what mk ultra is i've had somebody tell me
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like that operation stopped in the 70s and didn't yield any good fruits and so they didn't continue
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any of that research i'm like i can't have a conversation with you you fucking dumb as
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shit dog that's real you're stupid as shit bitch this is what be going on here stupid bitch whoa
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you stupid bitch it's it's it's almost like a foregone conclusion at this point you're like
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yeah of course of course that happens i am operating in a totally different reality set
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than these people so you're telling me that like a kamala harris voter like conspired with trump to
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do a fake shooting and then get arrested like no no i just think he was activated is like this is
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is all simple shit and it happens all that old lady out there was like oh no no not the old lady
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there was a different lady the one who was a photographer yeah and um i pulled up nose to
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nose with her in the parking spot i didn't realize that it was her and the other dude just hanging
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out in the car it's somebody who comes to the the shop to like visit and say hi and um we get to
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shoot in the shit and as i'm about to walk away she goes by the way i think um candace owens had
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charlie kirk killed whoa and i go fucking maybe bitch maybe i go i like it you like that hey
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fuck it why not i mean that's like that's a that's a fun one i like it certainly not what
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happened not what you said would happen anyway people are like yeah so this is how why would
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that guy do such a thing why it's like dude we're missing like the entire point after all this after
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like you know we're promoting erica kirk again and like now she's like doing this pity party which
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is just bizarre like if you want her in a position of power you don't have her crying
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and then like for people to buy into it it's crazy but the main narrative after this from
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every p everybody and people like that guy alpha fox as well yeah is this is why we need to build
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the ballroom did you see that i don't even care about the ballroom did you see it though you
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didn't see them saying this i saw them say some things about a ballroom fuck you david but i just
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don't i'm unmoved by that why like why why the ball who gives a what ballroom have you seen the
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schematics for the ballroom uh no is it oh it looks like the fucking yeah it looks like the
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third temple yeah or it looks like solomon's temple which one solomon's third temple it's
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very interesting and also like the stuff that's on there's like an entire bunker underneath it
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yo dudes the ballroom is where it's at it's not this not let's build our own fucking ballroom
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call it the christ room and we'll fucking it'll be shaped like a cross yeah that sounds like a
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great idea and that's where we're gonna do uh prohibition grow from for now on well here so
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So I was watching this, and it actually made me say, yes, we faked the moon landing, but maybe eventually we did something at the moon.
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And also, I bet you if we had Nancy try to verify any of these quotes, they would all come up as total bullshit.
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And you're welcome to do that if you'd like, Nancy.
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The most disturbing things ever said by astronauts.
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In 2003, Chinese astronaut Yang Liwei was the first person from China to go to space.
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He was sent up all alone, when suddenly, at one point during the mission,
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he hears a knocking sound on the outside of his spaceship.
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He recalls it as someone knocking the body of the spaceship,
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like hitting an iron bucket with a wooden hammer.
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He wasn't even able to recreate it, and to this day, experts have no idea what it could have been.
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Sounds like you're just making up Chinese names.
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They fucking come here and they LARP like Americans
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the way you get nancy oh that's a crazy thing yeah to just take a fucking name just pick you
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just picked one one you liked from a nightmare on elm street oh okay damn nancy that's fucked up i
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actually don't not believe that no that's what it is at your job do they call you nancy or they call
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you ping pong what did you say they call me nancy do you play ping pong no oh she's lying but i bet
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she's naturally good hand-eye coordination she's like i don't play it but i would win
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i don't play it but i would win um so so that first one does really nothing for me because
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you're in space and allegedly if you buy what happens in space there's a lot of space trash
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yeah sometimes should be knocked just dinging into your thing i know a guy that went to uh
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new orleans and he had somebody knock on his window that's true i stepped in man shit that's
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not space that's just fucking bourbon street uh all right well the other two are interesting
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though apollo 11 mission in 1969 when neil and buzz were on the lunar surface neil armstrong
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you can tell by how real it looks look at it look at the bounce surface neil armstrong
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unexpectedly switches to a medical communication channel and spoke directly to the chief medical
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officer saying and i quote now how the fuck do you quote this is what i'd love to know where did
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this information come from he switched to a private medical channel somebody said somebody
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said like who the fuck said what are you talking about they said they're here they're parked on the
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side of the crater they're watching us and i love that right here we've got this like in quotes right
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on the image it says nasa control control here are you on your way what is the uproar with the ufos
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over apollo 11 says they've landed here and they are watching us what i like it i like it but what
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the fuck are you how dare you put it in quotes bitch this was revealed in a documentary by
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former nasa employee ken johnston but the original recordings are of course highly classified
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rumored i would say so ken johnston in a documentary i would love to see that documentary
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um see if you can find that nancy it would be ken johnston uh ufo quotes bunch of bullshit
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bunch of fucking lies from an old piece of shit ken johnston is great ken johnston
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look that up original recordings are of course highly classified rumored to be a part of the
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infamous apollo 11 missing two minutes where on record mission control lost radio contact with
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the astronauts due to technical difficulties in another 90 i love that too by the way you're
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just showing us images 3d generated images of a tower that looks like the fucking um
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the cylinders ai says the quote is not real well fucking ai's lying ai's not real um what
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cylinders there's no other mother horse eyes oh yeah the gigantic cylinders that burst up out of
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the fucking you know places whenever the i'm gonna re-listen to it dude it's so good it's so
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good i'm oh i'm i got five hours left and i'm upset that it's gonna end oh it's so good all
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let's keep it going technical difficulties in another 1995 documentary in another fucking
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bold-faced lie interview former nasa astronaut franklin story musgrave claimed to have been
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followed by a white eight foot long snake floating through space saying quote on two of my missions
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and i still don't have an answer um i have seen a snake out there six seven eight feet long he said
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it appeared rubbery and followed him for quite a long time ah touche seaman says the quote isn't
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real because space isn't real uh-huh it was white veiny and thick i'm floating in or near
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earth's stratosphere in the same interview musgrave also cryptically states that other
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civilizations have been around for millions of years that are doing unimaginable kinds of things
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but you know they were probably all just joking this is all just like ancient aliens shit ancient
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astronaut theorists theorize that's exactly what it is and it's fun it is a lot of fun i just don't
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want to see it from my government officials no i don't think you you can do spice uh scott and
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and and write mother horse eyes too i think you need something because this guy did lsd
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he would have to keep you on a steady stream of um oh the guy that wrote uh mother horse eyes was
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on lsd yeah yeah yeah by the way the guy remember you know when the black guy's talking about the
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nephilim and how he was jews yeah yeah yeah yeah that's the that's the narrator story
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no not the narrator but the guy who wrote mother horse eyes that's actually his story he is in
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rehab listening to that guy oh wait he wrote himself as yeah yeah you you actually catch it
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at one point he does say it he goes um yeah that's his friend and and that he yeah he keeps showing
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up so that's not like one of his experiences that he had as like the nazi dude or the cat or the dog
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or any of these things yeah that's actually his story um you think that that's like like a personal
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testimony that he just wrote it down like he had he had a uh roommate like that that yeah crazy yeah
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and there was something that he was talking about because that's fun it is it is relevant you know
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why because later on that guy goes to tell some stories about what he saw in the tunnels like
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damn i've got to re-listen to it it's so good i gotta re-listen i listen to it and i'm like
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we we this is true like this guy had these experiences according to ai he was not on lsd
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while writing it well we don't even know who he is though no no he wasn't on lsd while writing it
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he did a interview with bbc in 2016 who did the um the gizmodo gizmodo gizmodo the the writer of
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mother horse eyes i thought he was i mean to the best of my knowledge he was still anonymous i
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thought it was anonymous too jismodo nancy look that i'm stuck i'm looking at it look it up nancy
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all right while you look it up we're gonna do something else all right
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we have some bangers today oh what is this is this fucking andrew tate uh i can't even tell
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what is going on here this guy looks like he's in the matrix it says pov getting through security
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at the white house correspondence dinner okay all right here we go mom here we go buckle up people
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yeah i'm here for the uh white house correspondence dinner i was invited
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oh sorry about that my acting skills are a little rusty they called me at the last minute
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kind of funny thanks man kind of funny but realistically what happened is i think he
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uh-huh oh anonymously that's fascinating yeah so so that is the idea is that this guy
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has these lsd experiences and um you know some of them on the surface they sound so dumb
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like the one where he's a cat yeah or the one where he's a dog honestly the one where he's a
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dog it's fucking harrowing is that the dog in the it's the dog like prehistoric woods it's not the
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prehistoric so much as it's like the butter churning times you know and um and he encounters
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wolves yeah and the way he describes like being fucking confused about the wolves and what the
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wolves are communicating to him about being like these fucking things don't love you
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like your mother had a face like me and then he's like remembering his mother and like
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the way that it is narrated it it prioritizes all the things a dog would give a fuck about
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yeah while still being profound yeah it's like haunting the great part of that is like the
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the segments of the story the chapters of the story they start off and they're all seemingly
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innocuous and they never explain what's going on and you don't know what's going on until maybe like
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70 percent of the way through like oh like yeah the character is a cat like once you know it all
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and then you go back and then you can listen to it in the beginning like when he's doing the the
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nazi yeah dude the nazi thing is he talks about cutting some lady's tit off yeah with a fucking
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saber like it's horrifying if crushing a toddler's head with your foot you could find it on that's on
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our uh go to the members one you can you can do it um with the ad one but if you're if you're on
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patreon go to members otherwise it's it's in its entirety like somewhere but but it's like
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it's all over the place we we definitely had that that's why i put it on the the podcast feed so you
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guys could like go back and check that out it is so good it is so good and you listen to it and
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you're like i'm struggling separating this from all the things that i know yeah like all the
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conspiracies that i know this thing plugs in so well yeah some of you guys don't even know like
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some of you guys weren't here a lot of you guys are new for the mother horse eyes thing if you're
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if you're on patreon which you are i'm looking at you fucking people um go go to the members feed
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you know for spotify for whatever and scroll through until you find mother horse eyes yeah
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it is one of the it's very different from anything that we've posted before got me off of my ass to
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do uh where is it at oh the artwork for mother horse eyes yeah yeah dude then that's a whole
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other thing too like mother horse eyes herself is like a part of this story and it's fucking weird
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man but yeah just the overview of it i would love to get some of the new people's feedback if you're
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new here it's funny because like yeah this whole daycare thing that i that i drew it's funny yeah
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but the the premise of it of of mother horse eyes having this daycare kind of calls back to uh
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stranger things that that final season and this happened yeah that's interesting it's very much
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the same it plugs into so many things man if you're new go listen to mother horse eyes find
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it on the members feed i'd love to see we gotta start like a conversation thread in the patreon
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about that um but it plugs into so many conspiracies that we talk about and it's just one
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guy who um you know was an alcoholic and and became addicted to lsd not addicted but like was
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using it like crazy like having these revelations and shit and then eventually goes to rehab but
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But when he's on these experiences, he's like having these – like, dude, the one –
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The ancient dude and the crone and the demon in the desert?
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I'm listening to it, and I'm like, this is great storytelling.
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Maybe we'll abandon Chronicles for a little while and just do a breakdown of this.
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it's hard though because if you're not if you don't know what the fuck we're talking about
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yeah we would have to do that for the patreon only or some shit because that's that's that's
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hard to put out on uh for the main feed dude it's so good it's so good uh all right that's that's
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enough of the the thing let's get back to how do you say gay in chinese let's find out nancy might
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no not in chinese whatever nancy say you are gay
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what is my mom sending me oh somebody said it looks nishi gananton oh hey blur smurt smurtler
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he probably googled it yeah i think you googled it we had a china man not many chinese people
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listen to this show i will say this is a low iq show chinese people go ahead you know in japanese
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though the gay slur for a homosexual is homo oh hell hell yeah right to the point i like yeah
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we knew them into uh into really not skipping anything even the the the bombs the new kings
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and everything yeah and not is it nagasaki or wherever the fuck they are this guy's mother
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horse i'm mother horse eyes maxing right now yeah i'm i'm telling you i right now i don't even want
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to pause it like i find myself i'll take a poop i'll put it on uh six hours and 12 minutes into
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it and i and i i am in the part two or part one because there's two parts no this is the full one
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we put the full one it's a fucking it's a 10 hour thing on our uh on our members feed uh i have three
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hours and 44 minutes left very how to say your ass stank in chinese say your eyes things in chinese
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what the fuck i don't like it i like this dude i don't understand the content though i don't
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understand the style i like the content i like the smacking i like when he had the that's the
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best use of ai i've ever seen you know that this guy is probably like uh he's probably like an
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accountant or something like that nancy are you gonna dress like a geisha for uh she said no
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she said she doesn't consent look at this guy this guy's a christian he's a christian let's
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see what they're saying oh did a hidden message about jesus in genesis watch this so jacob has
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12 sons okay and in genesis 49 he blesses all of them individually but today we're going to talk
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about judah zebulon naphtali and benjamin so he blesses them right he tells judah from your
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lineage will come the Messiah so Jesus comes from the line of Judah what does
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he promise Zebulon for Zebulon he says that you and your tribe will live by the
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seashore okay says nothing you will produce beautiful words okay and then
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fast-forward the tribe of Zebulon and up settling near the Sea of Galilee and by
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the Sea of Galilee is where Jesus did a lot of his teachings and it says so in
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matthew 4 which we will read right now leaving nazareth he went and lived in capernum which is
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by the lake in the area of the zebulun and naphtali right on the bible god is speaking
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through jacob now what about benjamin like i don't mind writing on the bible but just like
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like that yeah like you you got to do it slow style yeah right like you mean it you know yeah
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dumb this right here shook me jacob says to benjamin benjamin is a ravenous wolf in the
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the morning he devours his prey in the evening he divides the plunder so i guess the blessing
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slash i don't even know maybe curse is that he is a ravenous wolf okay and guess who is in his
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lineage king saul this is in first samuel 9 okay it says there was a benjamite kish is a benjamite
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had a son named saul sheesh believe it or not saul was anointed and chosen by god to be
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the king she wrote sheesh in the bible sheesh let me see that she did i'll tell you what man like
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hats off to people that could do this though because that would have gone right over my
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fucking head yeah i just struggle like me reading is like redlining a lot of those words yeah it's
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just me redlining but she's putting it together good for her actually pretty cool we had a pretty
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good uh straight bible session the other day uh i was gonna say some insulting things wait no not
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the one that you did later on yesterday oh no no um we did an interview also that's cool that
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that's not what i was talking about that one won't air for a little while but when it does air
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that's going to be we'll probably interview him uh as well but okay otis who's the dude that comes
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to the shop a bunch he uh well let me just put on that fourth camera so we people know that we
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bowling um he uh he's writing a book about uh well he finished writing a book about bible studies
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and basically it's like a bible studies for dummies oh that's cool an entire curriculum so
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if you wanted to do what you see matt do when we have like the live bible studies he has like a
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walkthrough of it okay and even like questions to ask afterward it's it's a great idea for like
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i'm just gonna open these doors get a cross breeze and i'm sweating he's sweating he's getting he's
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getting heavy getting heavy sweats damn look at these all caked up he's got the lotus and the
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miami shirts on it's crazy how many how many games of dominoes have you played so far today david
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are you serious looks like you've been winning man are you winning son all right so that was
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not nice that was mean no it's fine i look like a cuban man who's playing dominoes all day i'll
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give you that it's crazy the outfit the outfit's crazy thank you i like it my wife got it for me
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Anyway, yeah, he's doing a Bible study, so, like, the common man could do it.
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And it's good for, like, the husband who should be teaching.
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It's basically a step outside of the church who, he says it without being so mean,
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but he's like, yo, it's been kind of feminizing.
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Yeah, so it's like a step outside of that, and it's for, you know,
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By the way, my tinfoil tiara, I believe she was like, she was either a...
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Well, she's asking if we could do one in winter.
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but the uh the bible study we did with matt we were talking about the like the law and we were
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kind of kind of getting into it and matt's like i don't know i don't know he's talking about the
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law and how the law was created specifically to kill jesus oh that's crazy fascinating like when
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we're getting like we were getting heavy time travel yeah we're getting to time travel this
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whole thing is fucking time travel this episode but yeah i was like that's a great what a great
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idea because the law specifically when it's talking about like you know not not doing anything
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on the sabbath that's one of the big ones that jesus uh yeah violated violated yeah that's why
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they wanted to murder him but it so when he says he's the fulfillment of the law like it it's just
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crazy how it all comes yeah it's made to do that and then he does fulfill the law by dying yes it
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kills him it kills him but it's created to kill him because otherwise it's and he's killed because
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of the law it's almost nonsensical the law yeah right do you see that that's crazy it's like yeah
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yeah yeah that is cool that's crazy you want to talk about a closed loop like a weird that's like
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a mobius strip that's interesting yeah yeah all right we're gonna get back to this what are we
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getting back into i don't remember oh yeah right now hell yeah believe it or not saul was anointed
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and chosen by god to be the king of the israelites but saul started getting consumed by pride you're
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too prideful. I need a new king. Guess who the new king is? David, under the lineage of Judah.
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But it does not end there. Down this line is Paul of Tarsus, bro. But he was first known as Saul.
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But remember Saul? Saul killed a bunch of Christians or Jesus followers. And I'm going
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to show y'all in the word where it says that Paul slash Saul is a Benjamite. Paul says,
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i asked then did god reject his people by no means i am an israelite myself i descended
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of abraham from the tribe of benjamin so saul king saul ravenous wolf bro by the grace and
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redemption of jesus saul became okay so you think the jews were dealing with our benjamites i don't
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know but but i just want to say like that complexity that layer of complexity is just
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like i don't know either these were just the greatest storytellers of all time or this is
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is super true they do be telling stories they do be telling stories but like once again when you
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find like easter eggs that's like a biblical easter egg yeah yeah that's actually kind of not
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hitting him right in your face but it's just so dense that you know a lot of people don't pick up
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on it but when you see an easter egg in a fucking marvel film you're like look at how good these
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fucking writers are that reminds me actually what you just said there uh did you see that viral clip
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of russell brand they're making fun of him um he was on pure he was talking to piers morgan uh the
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dude that looks like yeah i hate here home alone i don't want to say i hate it looks like the
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pigeon lady home alone yeah so he's like is that the bible that you carry to court with you when
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you were defending yourself against pedophilia so yeah i made and he said well what was the
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scripture that you read we saw you reading and he goes it was from isaiah and then he goes and
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and it's fucking so funny because he is he has the bible and he opens up to isaiah which is
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whatever it's British for Isaiah and he flips through the pages for like what
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feels like an eternity and people are like oh this guy doesn't know the Bible
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and I was like well you know like the Bible is dense but like the I just like
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the comedic timing of it just fucking and and he's going like this he's
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gone is just looking at him like he's just looking he's gone not that one no
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that's pretty funny and he's just yeah and then he goes this is it nope not that one
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and it's like people like oh he says he's a christian he doesn't know the bible's like yo
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dog there's like i don't know 60 chapters in isaiah i don't even know and i wonder did he
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ever say what it was that he was he said i think it was this one maybe and he read some shit and
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then later on he tweeted he's like yeah it was this one but it's just that's kind of funny but
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millions hundreds of millions of views and people are like oh look at this and i was like what are
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you guys making fun of this is uh so not a bot says one corinthians 4 1 this then is how you
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ought to regard us as servants of christ and those uh entrusted with the mysteries god has revealed
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that that that kind of hit me a little bit because i'm like what she just showed is so it's right
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there yeah like this little skinny lady i've never heard anybody say that before that's really
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fascinating and like how is this book static and accessible by everyone but still has like
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shit that's being revealed like you're gonna find all the easter eggs in a marvel film it's because
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you yeah yeah they're obvious you have to when you read that book you've got to read it the first
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time to read it then you got to read it again to understand it mother or size yes exactly that as
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you go back you're like okay okay i know the characters now but now as i'm watching the
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journey unfold now i gotta read it in a way where i'm looking at the lineages see that's the problem
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that i struggle with the thing that i struggle with a lot is the lineages especially in genesis
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it's super fucking brutal and like the language is a huge stumbling point for me mother horse eyes
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is like um it's it's elegant in its way but it's obviously super approachable like you're not going
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to get hung up on the on the language in any way whatsoever and it's still telling like a really
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profound story you're going to be but then when you start to reduce the bible when you hack through
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the language and you start doing all these translations and everything you lose so much
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so it's like which way western man do i just become smarter maybe read maybe i guess maybe
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the best path is to read like the dumbed down version of it read the gen z bible so that way
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you'd be like yo i understand what they were saying they were straight tripping and then you
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read it again in like an actual translation and you'll go oh okay all right maybe that's a good
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move not don't read the gen z bible but yeah yeah that was written by gays that wasn't it or
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something like gays and witches so they say all right here's a gay is that fucking not nice guy
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i think that uh this looks like the guy jason ellis the gay dude that uh oh yeah he's gay right
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which is crazy because he's a manly ass dude he's intimidating he's a big dude covered in tattoos
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bald and fucks dudes up i met info and the fucks him and has butt fuckery yeah he does the the ass
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deed with him crazy which is wild his wife was so hot they used to bang guys together and she left
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him well yeah that'll have your your wife will leave you when you start getting plowed in the
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ass well let's see what jason ellis has to say don't tell him i said that years of playing with
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i won't fucking say the dude that i'm telling you man i've never really met somebody i've met
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a couple of mma fighters in real life this dude he i think what it was he's also a motherfucker
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of a skateboarder yeah but he has this thing about him where i'm like i don't know what you're
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gonna do yeah i don't know what you're gonna do next you're gonna like he's either gonna be really
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cool or he's gonna fight me but not in a mad way yeah or he's gonna have sex with my butt but not
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in a mad way yeah i was like i was a little nervous i'm like this dude looks like he'll just
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go off on anything super nice besides that he seems super cool and i'm like i don't trust you
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I wonder if he does that, or if he just does the ass plowing.
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For the listeners at home, they're doing these magnetic blocks.
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Cash Patel during the White House Correspondents' dinner shooting.
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Can we make this big screen so I can see it too?
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Apparently he's receiving I am making America great again pens.
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Did you see that he got his like Pornhub account doxed?
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And it was like Cash Patel at the government.com or something.
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By the way, if you click this twice, it actually turns into a flashlight.
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Let's see what Cash Patel's doing besides watching porn.
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There's a shoot and he's like, what are we supposed to do?
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So everybody just like gets down and murmurs?
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Cash Patel looks like he's waiting on his cue.
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He looks like he's ready to step into a Broadway play.
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like he's looking at a camera too he's like what are we doing when do we do
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when do we go is he waiting maybe he's got a earpiece that's going to tell him it's time
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this is fucking weird yeah the whole thing there's a shooter in that room he didn't get into the room
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he got like he got past the kid think about like if you're going into i think this is like at a
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hotel so you go to a hotel there's going to be like a long corridor and then inside one of these
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like big atriums you'll go through and then that's where the the ballroom will be that that this is
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happening okay it seemed like that's where it was and like the guy just darted past the you know
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like we have metal detectors and he's like he's got metal he's got metal he's running he's fast
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he's black he's gone they needed a black dude to do this one specifically he had to be named coal
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yeah which is very funny i don't know if that's god being funny or the jews being funny i don't
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know which way i just wish people would stop burning it it's cute he looks like he ready to
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step into a broadway play yeah that man said i will not mess this up consequence this is a black
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cadence so didn't say much of anything funny but he's giving you a crazy eye and he's got a good
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cadence makes you want to clap yeah i know that's right yep in the mighty name in the mighty name
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of jesus oh this guy looks like what the fuck this guy looks like he's on probation this is funny
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because this is another podcaster eyes open podcast oh hey let's check out his shit they
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want to track your every move what did that say i don't know let's see damn boy he's fucking
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killing this podcast that is out there doing things doing things better than us better way
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better oh what do i do since 2019 that's why he's got us by like seven years all right let's see
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what they do speaking on truths okay others is afraid of okay they scared huh price is king
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okay let's see what they got amen all right you know i'm gonna look these guys up let's do a
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little deep dive where are they at i wonder where they're out of look they have the the aesthetic
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that suggests they're out of miami yeah they're probably not uh reviews likes uh live oh they
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have events maybe they got events let's see if they're events oh shit hey subscribers only live
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Q&A. Niggas ain't doing shit in real life.
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They're in North Carolina. They got three guests.
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Alright, guys. I thought there was something to do here.
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Well, whatever. Maybe we'll invite him on the show.
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Look up patent number because you can go look this right up google it
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However you want to search this up, but this is a real patent
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And isn't it weird? Look at those last three numbers
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to fucking allow satan access to your bank account and see your first board we'll see
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now this was filed by wells fargo in 2022 by the way real quick cause it yeah one of them had to
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be 666 dog like one of them had to be patent number 666 it's just if there was a patent number
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665 to be honest that's probably patented and it's probably 666 right so what are the chances
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one in a thousand patent is for the usage of smart dust now remember the show for the smart
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on my channel for a little while they remember the show I did about the smart dust technology
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now this patent this is good fear porn for like boomers smart dust shit is real good hold on I'm
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scared is there a scared button let's just take a look a little bit sad is pretty wow wow check
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this out this is wild systems and methods that facilitate authenticating a user making a payment
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using micro electro mechanical memes memes memes i.e smart dust the memes devices all right we
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don't have to fucking read all this dude i you know what dude oh man i'm gonna fucking crash
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out if i gotta listen to these guys eyes wide open podcast let me see because sometimes you
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have like a really good facebook following and that it doesn't mean so so his name is nick thompson
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right with a t yeah what was that show called eyes wide open podcast eyes wide open if it's the same
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guy he was let's see it says season two of the netflix reality show love is blind is that the
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same guy are you what are you what he was on love is blind no he wasn't what are you talking about
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that guy yeah i thought everybody on love is blind was supposed to be attractive show his picture
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Damn, they're making, well, they make pretty good money on their Patreon, but we do better.
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yeah they have 181 000 subscribers for whatever reason that doesn't mean shit on audio we're
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fucking demolishing their but yeah but but they were on love is blind yeah this is what we need
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to do we found the we found the recipe nick thompson is a contestant on season two of love
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is blind that guy that we just saw that's an ugly man that's him right no that's not him nancy you
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okay because there is a nick thompson it's a different guy this guy's handsome eyes wide
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open with nick thompson yeah no that was like when he was skinny yo this is crazy
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are you sure nancy i don't i don't i'm not i'm not sure but it looks like it was what came up
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when i researched him hold on a second because this podcast doesn't even look like it's about
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the same shit that we just saw eyes wide open podcast i could be wrong but it looks like them
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okay all right well we'll look into this hold on a second i'm confused here because
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that um are you saying that anybody could just say that they're a podcast are you going through
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life blind this is eyes wide open with nick thompson your destination for unfiltered truth
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and societal change we bridge the gap between reality tv fame and real world impact oh yeah
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so he's fucking famous no no but i think there's a dude named nick thompson who has a show called
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eyes wide open that is about um reality television and then there's the guys that we just saw
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who have a show called eyes wide open who's probably not named nick thompson
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ah and it's about conspiracy i don't see well the good news is we beat a guy who was on
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whatever the fuck that that is he's pretty much just on facebook i don't know i don't know i
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don't know i think we we might have just beat a guy that's on love is blind but it's as for these
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bring their back up can you bring it back up for a second because i just want to see like i'm not
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finding them at all i took it off i don't care okay i've lost i've lost complete interest in
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whatever he's talking i felt it as i was saying that last part i was like i don't fucking care
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yeah i don't fucking care like like this is a lot of research for we don't even do this much
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research for the show that we sometimes we don't even but i forget i'm on a show i'm just asking
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you to google some shit yeah just like yo pull that up look at this guy was he pointing upward
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at some point no you think he's going to maybe there it is look at that it's not enough to point
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forward at some point you gotta go boop wait a second is this about will david wilcock if this
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if this isn't followed by images of like public information about his debt yeah like that's the
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only followed by a complete episode of dave ramsey talking about financial security i don't
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want to hear it this is why david committed suicide
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the iraq war oh no come on he blew too many whistles capturing
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this was filmed in 96 at the hilton it took a long time to kill him which was originally in
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the possession it took 30 fucking years to kill him they killed him slow and in 96 he said some
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shit that is public information they drained him financially they made him shit and that's what
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they did bathtub and then they fucking and then they made him call the police step outside eat
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his shotgun in front of the cop but first they made him into a banana sandwich and they had
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As you get closer and closer to 2012, starting in the round 1980, a very strange thing has been happening when they use the looking glass.
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She's catching the Project Looking Glass wave.
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You know that shit's getting crazy when...
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Messages from Mom is the canary in the coal mine.
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If you hear the fucking whistle from here, you know shit's going down.
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This is actually a great litmus test of your conspiracy is if Messages from Mom is talking about it,
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then you can pretty much be hyper skeptical that it is at all true.
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bank with wells fargo no they'll fucking smart dust you or micro particles they put in your
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balls or something like that all right oh boy we're gonna learn to hate the muzzies now
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when i go to my parents house the bit like the bit we're gonna dress like the muslim guy it's a
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white dude dressed as a muslim dude with the fucking my mom has been on a kick uh i don't
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even know who these people are they're all like the the sphere of influence is so large for
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christian creators but she's always watching some form of debate like a youtube show and it's a guy
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on stream yard and another guy and they're debating and it's always about like christian
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destroys muslim in whatever it's just like i'm like mom by the way i'm still kind of hooked up
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on this i'm looking at nick thompson of what is this called um love is blind and you would just
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think like yeah i'm on love is blind yeah i bet you i could launch a successful podcast not one
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that's more successful than a couple of retards in a coffee shop i just wonder what would happen
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have you confirmed that's him well i i don't think so because this is about it's if you look
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at the topics personal journals education self-improvement society and culture this is
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not the same one which then makes me go of regulus it's been which then makes me go whatever
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those guys have on facebook they don't it doesn't translate to their actual show i don't think even
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if you have 180 000 youtube subscribers there's a lot of that i found out that also doesn't
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translate to shit really your audio numbers which we fucking crush at is what translates
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well it just fucking there you go there you go um as a podcast your audio numbers are what really
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matter and uh so yeah i can't even find all right let's get fucking scared hold on all right let's
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get fucking spooked out i hate this is no more than a messenger exactly it is very simple jesus
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is just a mess hey we talked to fucking back love and a spirit from how dare you watch this
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fucking show yeah this he told us all this shit he told us about the cube they dance around it all
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that stuff great respect for jesus but he was just one of the prophets yeah he's what now he is a
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spirit from Allah and the word of Allah or the other prophets spirits from Allah and the word of
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Allah no what would you think because then it's like Jesus is more than just a messenger no what
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would you think no Jesus is just a messenger in Islam and a spirit from Allah and the word of
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Allah. It's very simple in Islam. They all say how? Then what does the Quran mean when it says
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Jesus is a spirit from Allah and the word of Allah? Allah knows best. It's like, it's almost
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like I feel like there's a presupposition that I'm arguing with my mom saying that they're right
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about Jesus. Like I don't even pay attention to these fucking muzzies ever. Yeah. Wait,
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Wait, does the Koran say Jesus is the word of Allah?
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Nancy, does the Koran say Jesus is boiling in piss and excrement, his own piss and excrement?
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Yeah, I mean, that kind of says it right there in your own shit.
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the word of allah which means god i guess in uh you know street shitter um well that's not
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really the same people which was cast into mary so it's jesus is allah's word which was cast into
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mary and um that's interesting because if that is different than muhammad and then of course in
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the bible it's uh the word was with god and the word was god in the beginning right yep and then
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later on jesus christ was the word made flesh so if you have that right there that's the one i keep
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going back and forth with uh shout out to sparrow they don't believe that they don't believe that
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he resurrected after death all right okay well like that's that's like your your thing dog
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yeah nancy yeah so fucking stay out of my country next video i i like this all these
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shopping cart hack that keeps me a loyal customer oh yeah i gotta i just i 3d 3d printed a fucking
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an aldi's hack i might start selling it on top lobster.com that's so funny uh where is it yeah
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because sometimes i don't have a quarter because who keeps cash anymore you can take this you can
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put it in the car you can put it in your ass whatever you want whatever you want to do it's
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flat costs nothing actually i might charge more than a quarter for maybe i'll charge
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two quarters for that's pretty funny plus shipping and you keep it on your keys so realistically
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this is a lose-lose situation for you just put your fucking cart back right well no i mean unless
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you don't have a quarter like i never keep cash yeah so i can't tell you how many times i've not
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had and then i have to go fuck i'll go get the aldi's bags from the fatal flaw with this uh this
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fake coin uh you put your card there no no when when they when they want to ring up your cart
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they use the cart before you yeah they steal your shit yeah so then your cart with the fake quarter
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in it will then go after you you know yeah i know exactly what you mean all these shoppers know
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it's a dumb system it's a it's it's a good system they it's fraud it's fraudless my tinfoil tiara
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who shout out to tinfoil tiara's brother put her onto the show she said um says you have an aldi's
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keychain quarter coin right here yeah it's like it's a little mixtape little aldi's mixtape
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but i never use it that's kind of adorable uh she says aldi's is depressing and i kind of agree
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with that depressing and i will say that at every aldi's i've been at staggering amount of blacks
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and tortas that are working it no not over here yep over here have a gander the next time you
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just move through life which aldi's are you going go to the one in the villages you know what i've
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noticed go to the one in fucking that's the one you know we showed up yeah there's a lot of blacks
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coming you're bringing a lot of trash it seems to be that way i was in what was i at even in the
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coffee shop there's a planet fitness and i was like there's a lot of blacks here wow not safe
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and the villages are rated ns not safe i bought these strawberries yesterday when i got home i
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found mold on the bottom is there anything y'all can do to replace them oh of course we can replace
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them and give you a full refund as well oh no i don't need a refund i want to exchange them for
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refresher batch well i'm not sure if you knew but aldi does offer a double back guarantee
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what's that if your produce is in low quality we can replace them for free and you get your
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money back i had no idea that is amazing turn this the fuck off turn this the fuck off right now
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what the fuck is that what the fuck is that she's giving you a life hack dumbest shit in the world
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i can't stand i don't like when people do that either they go i'm one character i'm also the
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other character why don't they just tell us uh did you know that fucking all these will give you
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your money back plus the product you could have probably just sent us like a page you don't have
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to do a fucking acting thing just type it up why did we watch that that was a tweet mom it ain't
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looking good it's not looking good we might have to suspend it it's crazy out here are you guys
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sponsored by all these no fuck we are sponsored by sports drink though guys use promo code squad
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go to sportsdrink.com i got my sport dream and uh last night i i i got strawberry dream which i've
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been waiting for for a long time and uh i gotta say it was fantastic it tasted really good which
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is important um it actually says to mix it with milk with milk i have organic milk and i don't
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have raw milk i don't have a raw milk hookup yeah but um i got organic milk and you know it's like
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four ounces to two point five uh tablespoons two and a half tablespoons of sport drink and i have
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an immersion blender so i fucking yeah i got it in there really good and i was like i'm drinking
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it and i go this doesn't feel like something i'm allowed to drink because it feels very
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deserty where's my sport drink i ordered the orange shit hasn't gotten here yet um i got the
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orange shit i will say that well uh somebody just got the baja blast one yeah i don't know who got
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that somebody in the patreon got it i gotta ask them how that is because i've had the orange one
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it's good not as good as the no number no yellow number five lemon line that shit is really great
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damn um the sport energy is really good i've used it like two to three times on the show
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really fantastic uh and the sport dream is really good so dream update uh i went to sleep last night
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and it was the last thing that i ate uh has anybody mixed sport drink with piss yet no but
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i would say that's probably good with the sport energy um oh z-man got the baja blast one z-man
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let me know how that shit is i really want to know um and i had a lot of dreams last night
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a shit ton so i wasn't i wasn't inundated by super meaningful dreams instead i had that like
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defrag dream experience again just black things that i'm thinking about yeah i i fall into dreams
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very quickly. Like I'm going to sleep, felt very relaxed, went to sleep. Glycine, magnesium,
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quantity, the quantity of dreams, which is interesting because if you read the back of
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sport dream, and this could be misinformation, but it says something that I thought was
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fascinating. Your brain works harder when you're sleeping than it does when you're awake,
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which I guess is interesting. It's switching to like a different mode, right? Your brain's
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never turning off. It's just going to a different mode. And so whatever that mode is, I think you
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get dreams that are important but i think you do defrag dreams mostly where your brain is just
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sifting through the comings and goings of the day and the faces that you've seen and the ideas that
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you've been exposed to and i don't exactly know what that process is for i just know it happened
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a lot last night so as soon as i went to sleep i was having dreams characters from from from that
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fucking show from that i watch um and a bunch of other shit and i woke up feeling great i really
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like it. I haven't tried the cocoa one, but, but strawberry dream is really fantastic. It says
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something, I'm not going to lie. It says something on the back of it that I'm like, is this fucking
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true? And it's this idea of the combination of fat and sugar, not refined processed sugar, but
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you know, cane sugar, let's say is actually great for your brain. And that ice cream is a really
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great sleep aid. In fact, I want to Google that right now. Cause I'm like, are you just fucking
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lying to me um hold on a second let me see real quick i had ice cream last night well milk is
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supposed to be relaxing tripped the thing i just saw a wisp of smoke passed by my face a wisp of
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smoke we don't chat are we on fire right now i just saw like definitively a wisp of smoke passed
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by my face did anybody see that on the screen no i don't think so guys hold on a second i just don't
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glasses dude no no i i watched it followed with my eyes
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well that's not good i don't want anything to be on fire brain tumor well just uh keep an eye out
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for smoke um chat if you see fire uh call the police 1552 bella cruz drive that was crazy
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ice cream sleep uh good for sleep let's see what it says for sleep anyway guys so um
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um i had it says no ice cream generally does not help you sleep bro so um i had it it was really
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good i've been waiting you know what's funny too is sport drink is filled up to like whatever it
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is sport dream is filled up to the brim so i kind of got crazy i was like what to do what to do like
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it was probably too much sport dream um lots of dreams but it is really delicious a lot of dreams
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like i said defrag dreams guys go check it out uh use promo code squad for 10 off hopefully uh
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do that because we'll probably need the money to rebuild the standard coffee shop after it burns
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down i'm telling you dude i saw smoke there's no way around it i didn't see any smoke all right
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well fuck me then what they say with their smoke there are more clips it could be the dick farts
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yeah let's get back to messages from mom all right here we go whoa my gosh have you guys been
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following this next level ai lego trolling from iran they are trolling trump next level and by
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showing you this and maybe like bothering my head a little bit to the beat doesn't mean i want
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america to this video has 25 000 likes on it dude fail okay
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hey orange pig america first okay my mom's not getting it there's a disconnect again here
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where i'm telling her over and over again don't send us this is a pro trump show yeah
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and not because of his political affiliations but because like time traveling um trying to
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be possessed by nimrod those kids he those are things that are like super cool and based
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and um i'm not a policy guy i'm more of a you know a spirit of gilgamesh guy go by the gut
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you know go by the gut you missed it here all right this is the last message from i guess we'll
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get out of here after this is a long place it's gonna burn down what does this say add this to
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your but if we turn all the lights off it should be fine add it to your bedtime routine is it
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fucking sport dream because if it's not it's not poetry we out of here all right i never close my
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son's door after tucking him in i leave it open just a little bit and then my wife and i stand
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outside and we talk like he's not listening we talk about something he did that day that we're
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proud of or how much we love him we say that he's hilarious we say that he's awesome and i don't
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know what he thinks when he hears it but i know it's building his confidence you should try this
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tonight this i'm literally gonna stand outside my kid's door and talk about how i'm gonna beat
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his ass yeah i'm gonna kill because he's been lying and now now now he's he's home from school
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you know what i do sometimes what's that my daughter doesn't sleep my daughter yeah i stand
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outside of her room when she's not sleeping because i know she's gonna get up and then she's
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gonna fucking come to our room because she always has something so you stand there waiting for her
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to fucking get up this blanket was get back in this light went off uh-huh uh i need something
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to drink and i stand there and then she comes out and i go what are you doing and then she goes oh
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and turns back around and doesn't come out dude i'm telling you no positive affirmations in in my
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household last night because he had a little fever because he lost the tooth sometimes you you lose
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it you know you get a fever when your teeth get wiggly fever or or another one's coming in
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whatever um so he was a little bit sick we kept him home and then like he recovers and the next
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day like he's kind of fainting like he doesn't feel good and i'm like my father you feel good
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like i see you bouncing off the walls and acting all crazy but whatever and then last night you
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smell smoke yeah are you lying no we're gonna end the show oh i gotta tell this story we'll
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They bred with daughters of men and they will do it again.
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The end is written in the book, in the pages they foresaw.
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