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00:02:22.040 Tell me what you witnessed in the dark

00:02:29.800 Every shadow, every spore

00:02:33.420 The unexplained still walks these halls

00:02:37.480 In the chronicles 0.94

00:02:52.040 wow that really fucks dude welcome back to another episode of nds chronicles the show where we read 0.75

00:03:06.640 your paranormal testimony if you want to submit something chronicles nds at gmail.com is where 0.96

00:03:12.540 you want to send it and do send it because we got a new intro and we're looking for any reason to 0.98

00:03:16.920 play that shit i didn't even want to do a show today and i was like fuck we gotta play that we 0.87

00:03:22.020 have to preview dallas work too hard on that guys go to patreon.com forward slash nephilim death 1.00

00:03:26.620 squad sign up there early access to episodes add free listening experiences access to communities 0.54

00:03:30.980 of dangerous retards twitter discord telegram uh weekly bible studies group fapping which is 0.79

00:03:36.560 fasting and prayer and also discount codes off merchandise and top lobster.com i know i didn't 0.85

00:03:41.080 wait i know we don't we don't have a lot of time because top has stuff to do and like you said we 0.75

00:03:45.220 really just wanted to get in the chairs and share that fucking intro so the song's over i mean the 0.79

00:03:49.420 show is over actually we're done now i mean this was a tweet right this really was a tweet yeah yeah 0.95

00:03:55.200 well no we do have some stuff uh but like i said the well's a little bit dry guys send us stuff on

00:04:00.080 chroniclesnds at gmail.com so we can read more uh testimony i think it's a lot of fun people

00:04:04.700 really enjoy it and we really want to play that intro some more by the way what did you guys

00:04:08.000 think because i think that crush dallas spitfire made the the music for it top made neffy come

00:04:13.780 alive in a big way uh panda says can we get give neffy more of a hot dog dad bod uh does should

00:04:20.840 neffy have a gut is that what you're saying i mean i don't know he's just a young lad right now

00:04:25.560 he could he could have a gut yeah we could we're playing around with the design we have a lot of

00:04:29.860 different iterations of neffy so yeah we actually um got templates uh to make stuffed neffys and so

00:04:37.080 oh you did yeah yeah the wife and i are gonna start making them and it seems relatively easy

00:04:41.000 so uh that's something that we're going to try to offer you guys soon is neffy plushies uh and

00:04:45.300 we're going to hand make them which is a lot of fun uh so let's rereading for the noobs would be 0.98

00:04:50.080 fun like uh i just don't know how we would find that uh i think we delete them like you're fucking 0.76

00:04:55.500 like i'm pretty sure that's what happens i mean if we went back delete another in the email so 0.79

00:04:58.880 they should be in the red file oh that's true well they should be other times they get put

00:05:03.900 in the trash the nigerian prince one is just well whatever it was very funny yeah that was that was 0.99

00:05:08.760 a lot of fun yeah suck you suck you this futanari was a lot of that was i don't know if that was 0.98

00:05:13.840 fun if that was disappointing yeah it was i wanted to make the intro like more fun because that was 0.98

00:05:20.220 very fun this show can get real weird it can get real dark um which reminds me we have to turn our

00:05:26.080 lights red and uh and then uh put on our spooky music man i'm just so pumped about that music by

00:05:31.780 the way i had been listening to it a couple of times over the last few days and i found that

00:05:37.720 it's very catchy to the extent that i was singing it like i was i was humming the melody organically 1.00

00:05:43.360 and i was like what is that song oh yeah that's the shit that dallas spitfire made man it fucks 0.97

00:05:47.400 hard uh perfect intro music thank you tinfoil cut it out man that's really nice of you to say 0.99

00:05:53.240 oh shit it's spooky oh all right guys it's getting spooky let's get our spooky music cue the spooky

00:05:58.320 music and we're gonna get straight into marcus who i believe is spellbound bear uh he says that 0.99

00:06:06.220 We've attempted to read his story twice and then not fucking read it. 0.95

00:06:11.460 My bad. 0.99

00:06:12.480 My bad.

00:06:13.600 So this is, he says, third time's the charm.

00:06:16.520 Let's get straight into it.

00:06:18.020 He says, Raven was about to read my story twice.

00:06:20.180 Then things happen.

00:06:21.000 It's just the way the show flows.

00:06:22.480 Amen, dude.

00:06:23.680 I will try one last time.

00:06:25.480 So you're familiar with my game.

00:06:27.220 Yeah.

00:06:30.800 I wasn't aware of your game.

00:06:32.540 i have a story on the nine years before your show started and other material but the context would

00:06:40.940 not make sense without my upbringing that's fascinating specifically within the context

00:06:45.560 of before our show started yeah so a story leading up to our show started so it goes

00:06:50.620 hello top raven and nancy say hi i don't like that nancy's being mentioned oh you know sometimes

00:06:56.780 hi okay that's very nice i wanted to share a little bit about my upbringing and what drew

00:07:02.120 me to christianity i am in my late 30s and feel like i didn't grow up the way most kids around me

00:07:08.360 did first i was molested that's not true first i have to i have to what the fuck oh uh we just 0.91

00:07:15.540 got a calendly notification jamie walden just booked no yeah i just saw that no no whoa whoa 0.98

00:07:20.700 whoa whoa whoa whoa wait you're saying so called jamie malden just booked on the show let me tell

00:07:27.080 you real quick the the episode that we did of neff to america when it was me you and matt it

00:07:31.320 was just like the other day was such a nightmare we're all over speaking each other i'm used to

00:07:36.560 like steering the show and and trying to like keep the conversation going especially we have

00:07:40.380 a topical thing like neff to america we have to get to these videos when you and matt are on the 0.99

00:07:44.340 show he drags you into arguments and he says things that make my hair fall out it's fucking

00:07:53.760 crazy and that conversation was so difficult there were times where all three of us were talking at 0.97

00:07:58.480 the same time even my wife was like i had to fucking turn it off and i was like yeah i was 1.00

00:08:03.300 dying it's bad podcasting in general ah man it's frustrating as shit okay so anyway you guys suck 0.99

00:08:09.960 oh my god man it was so brutal i feel like okay he does a thing where he lures you into these 0.99

00:08:16.240 fights but i i also feel like i'm not i'm not gonna shut up and it's not because like oh this

00:08:20.580 is my show i'm not gonna shut up because i i rarely talk so when i am gonna talk i'm gonna 0.96

00:08:25.360 fucking say what i gotta say right no no and i'm like no no you're gonna shut up i don't know how 0.96

00:08:30.560 to uh adjust to it because i'm so unused to it to you piping up that much that i'm going like 0.99

00:08:36.700 Like, my brain's like, this is the part where you keep saying stuff.

00:08:38.920 And then I keep saying stuff.

00:08:40.140 Just don't call me Goy.

00:08:41.040 That's all I'm saying.

00:08:41.720 That's it.

00:08:41.860 Don't call me Goy.

00:08:43.500 That's a shirt.

00:08:44.500 Don't call me Goy is a bad.

00:08:45.620 All right.

00:08:45.840 That's a good shirt.

00:08:46.800 Come on.

00:08:47.000 All right.

00:08:47.220 We're going to do that.

00:08:47.860 We're going to do a don't call me Goy shirt.

00:08:50.180 Anywho, so I wasn't molested, but I have to share that my mom clinically died from a car

00:08:55.820 accident while walking and was revived. 0.99

00:08:59.140 Damn. 0.99

00:08:59.580 So she was hit by a car while she was walking. 1.00

00:09:02.900 That's obscure.

00:09:04.080 I think I get it.

00:09:04.960 So she was hit by a car while she was walking, but she was revived.

00:09:07.860 So she was clinically dead for a time.

00:09:09.640 Later, don't forget our spooky music.

00:09:11.660 Later, she developed a strong connection to the spiritual realm.

00:09:15.420 She helped solve a murder case and could direct police where to go

00:09:20.840 after she came out of her bedroom one Christmas Eve. 1.00

00:09:23.760 What the fuck? 1.00

00:09:26.380 That's crazy stuff. 1.00

00:09:27.400 I mean, we know Roseanne Barr got hit by a car and then she turned into a comedian.

00:09:32.180 Yeah, well, a completely different personality.

00:09:33.840 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:09:34.360 sam kinnison something very similar um i often attribute uh head trauma to me becoming a lot 0.99

00:09:41.120 more brash i did not solve any crimes uh that's kind of crazy she helped to solve a big crime

00:09:47.020 i did crimes actually yeah yeah i don't think i would have done them before the head injury either 0.92

00:09:51.260 and i'm being perfectly honest um she could see exactly where they could find the clothing near

00:09:58.100 a mountain pathway wow so the discarded clothing of a murder victim she was able to determine where

00:10:02.800 it would be found another instance she told one of my dad's friends that he was adopted

00:10:07.520 he became wide-eyed and being a fully grown man and not having any idea of this

00:10:14.080 asked his parents and they had to come clean damn dude that's pretty remarkable so mom has a

00:10:22.860 accident and then becomes clairvoyant which you know i go back and forth on these things i 0.98

00:10:28.720 believe that there are gifts that can come from the spirit and discernment maybe is on

00:10:34.540 uh you know maybe there's levels to discernment i'm not saying that this is inherently demonic

00:10:40.080 just typically when you hear this kind of a story you go like what's going on man

00:10:43.960 but it's like uh well i mean i'm not saying his mom is is got demons either i'm just saying whoa

00:10:49.480 dragon ball z nails this premise in a way and why it's it's why dragon ball z is so good or

00:10:54.340 why shows that are good

00:10:55.420 usually mimic these

00:10:57.360 spiritual principles correctly.

00:10:59.040 But like when the fighter

00:11:00.360 gets close to death,

00:11:01.580 like real close,

00:11:02.860 and then they recover,

00:11:03.720 they recover and their abilities

00:11:04.960 are stronger.

00:11:06.040 Oh, yeah.

00:11:07.340 Hell yeah.

00:11:07.680 So it's like unlocking this potential. 1.00

00:11:09.560 That's always the best shit. 0.99

00:11:10.800 Vegeta does that a lot. 1.00

00:11:12.120 Shout out to Vegeta. 1.00

00:11:12.740 He gets his ass kicked in. 1.00

00:11:14.000 Very close to death 1.00

00:11:14.840 and then never really seals the deal. 1.00

00:11:17.240 What's up, bitch? 1.00

00:11:17.880 Yeah, and then he never does 1.00

00:11:19.480 the thing he's supposed to do.

00:11:21.240 My mom is also a school teacher.

00:11:23.300 my mom my wife we owned a decent sized property at the time that had a hot tub i love a hot tub

00:11:30.140 dude i love a hot tub uh i'm going on a cruise oh hot yeah yeah there's i was looking at the

00:11:35.800 video i'm i'm that person now where we watch the video of the cruise we're gonna go on and we made 0.82

00:11:40.120 it sorry no go ahead no spooky music for this this isn't spooky we had to decide no this is gay

00:11:45.180 we know the people yeah i've been at like family get-togethers where they're like we're going on

00:11:52.800 a cruise and then they'll put on youtube the cruise that they're going on oh my god and the 0.51

00:11:57.160 whole family's there and they're like what the fuck is this about yeah we didn't do that in front 0.83

00:12:00.960 of the family but like do we want to be the people to see what and then we're like yeah we kind of do 0.97

00:12:04.580 we kind of i've never been on one i've never been on a cruise so i'm like i kind of want to know 0.83

00:12:08.540 what i'm getting into they're cool but they're dystopian as fuck this is dystopian it's the 0.57

00:12:12.540 second largest cruise ship in the world i don't even know scary it's called the utopia of the 0.96

00:12:16.600 seas dude the dystopia of the dystopia of the seas there's like a fucking central park in it that's 0.80

00:12:22.380 crazy it's wild i was like oh so we're just jumping into the big leagues huh i don't like 0.89

00:12:26.920 well i mean i don't like it either you know what i don't like there is something about the scale

00:12:30.900 of a cruise ship and it's very unsettling like you're on an ocean on a skyscraper and that's

00:12:36.900 very weird to me just seeing the scale of it when you walk up on the dock and there's nothing else

00:12:41.320 because all behind it is the ocean you're looking at it and you get a feel for how big this thing

00:12:45.520 actually is imagine because that we build those i was looking at like the tour and i was like

00:12:49.780 there's no way we could even see this whole thing we're gonna be there four days i'm like i can we

00:12:52.980 can't even see this that's how big they are yeah and and my wife sorry hold on my wife she's worried

00:12:58.780 about like sickness and i was like i don't think you're going to be able to perceive movement on

00:13:02.760 this thing it's so huge sickness yeah it's get ready for real sickness getting a little potentially

00:13:07.480 someone could be under the weather after coming back from a cruise it's just like you know it's

00:13:11.560 a gnarly thing but you're saying hot tub what do you do oh there's just hot tub strolling about

00:13:15.660 everything like as they're walking by there's like there's a hot tub here and then there's like

00:13:18.860 i don't know a bar and there's a hot tub in the bar and then there's like a bathroom there's a

00:13:22.620 hot tub in the bathroom i'm like all right well that's actually kind of nice you could just take 0.97

00:13:25.500 a shit in it dude i love a hot tub not a fan of the hot tub on the cruise though that was not fun 0.98

00:13:30.940 great uh so she that had a hot tub on this decent sized property she bought some of the other 0.99

00:13:36.740 teachers over the teachers and my dad were soaking it in one night my mom pointed up in the sky and 0.99

00:13:42.200 said look they want to show you something the fuck uh after that a fiery looking ball appeared 0.97

00:13:50.000 in the sky it later moved to the left and then back to the right before shooting upward and out 0.98

00:13:55.500 of sight her fellow teachers never came back after that that's actually very funny um anyone who was

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00:16:06.820 The problem became when our family got attached to a new age leader named Darlene. 1.00

00:16:12.580 New age leaders are always women, huh? 0.98

00:16:15.840 My dad, my dad had an extensive family and all of our members were involved, along with my mom's friends and their kids. 1.00

00:16:25.540 We held all of the group meetings at our house.

00:16:27.940 Darlene would lead adults while her sister would lead me and all the children. 1.00

00:16:32.220 What the fuck? 1.00

00:16:33.400 So you meet and become attached to a new age leader named Darlene, 1.00

00:16:40.000 who is now indoctrinating, it sounds like, your entire extended family.

00:16:47.460 This guy's a bear now, right?

00:16:48.600 I believe he is.

00:16:49.540 And he's been a longtime listener. 1.00

00:16:51.520 Spellbound Bear is the shit, man. 1.00

00:16:53.220 He's been a supporter of the show since fucking practically jump. 1.00

00:16:57.940 The leader ended up moving to a much more rural area, and we all followed and got houses in the same town. 0.89

00:17:06.660 This next couple sentences go crazy here. 0.99

00:17:09.080 What the fuck, dude? 0.99

00:17:10.340 My house was attached to the side of a mountain. 1.00

00:17:12.920 What?

00:17:14.500 Between the leader, our house, and another follower's place, they called it the Vortex. 0.99

00:17:21.460 Dude, this is fucking crazy. 0.99

00:17:24.180 How did we skip this one? 0.99

00:17:25.140 How did we skip this, Marcus? 0.98

00:17:27.500 what the hell dude all right this is all before grade school for me damn in the kids group we 0.96

00:17:35.020 kept learning meditation healing without touching and channeling ascended masters i'm so glad we 0.99

00:17:42.160 did this episode today holy crap man the kids would sit in a circle and were led to try to

00:17:48.620 communicate with these things i specifically remember one named rt rt okay uh he looked like

00:17:55.340 an older guy with a beard that began to infest our dream whoa wait up our dream a singular dream

00:18:03.260 so that could be a typo well no unbelievable sit in a circle and they were led to try to

00:18:11.220 communicate with the thing that's a crazy sentence to say in general this is crazy and then this guy

00:18:17.020 infests your dream or dreams either your group dream or your individual dreams i hate when

00:18:22.540 somebody infest my dream don't infest my dream you son of a right in front of my dream right in

00:18:27.020 front of my group dream by the time we reach grade one the kids group went up the mountain 0.99

00:18:32.840 and we had to build an alien landing pad this is the craziest shit 0.98

00:18:38.920 this might be fake this is the great no dude i know he sent it i could have sworn we read 0.98

00:18:46.840 his stuff from the landing pad we made a rock pathway that ended up leading right outside my

00:18:52.500 bedroom window i didn't have curtains at the time and remember being terrified to sleep at night

00:18:58.380 thinking something was looking back luckily i had this thought that something was protecting me from

00:19:03.880 ever getting taken away by whatever these aliens were to the group we were in everything was love 0.99

00:19:10.740 and light it's a little bit it's all love and light faggot isn't that what you said to jordan 0.99

00:19:14.420 uh uh crowder or whatever his name is it's all love and light faggot um only good and no darkness 1.00

00:19:21.900 your typical new age thinking yes dude the stupidity of new age people where everything 1.00

00:19:26.840 is love and light and the only thing to be afraid of is if you generate it's like no there are 1.00

00:19:31.900 nefarious things that are trying to butt fuck you but you know please love and light um i didn't 0.52

00:19:37.360 understand this at the time but i believe sitting in a circle and doing channeling as kids opened 0.99

00:19:41.620 up portals for things to get through yes no shit that's a reasonable thing to think now 0.93

00:19:45.980 the house was fairly big and we were getting plagued with poltergeist activity but once again

00:19:51.380 we were just talking to uh showing a kingdom in context and we mentioned the ce5 app yeah brings

00:19:56.640 in orbs and ufos but also brings in sleep paralysis shadow people and uh poltergeist

00:20:02.800 activity so always uh one in the same this this uh phenomenon is one in the same it's the same 0.99

00:20:07.760 the same exact phenomenon why it's okay to say aliens are demons because you're not fucking

00:20:11.920 technically wrong don't do it around daddy don't do it around daddy things started appearing in 0.79

00:20:16.200 doorways of our rooms and looking down at us i remember one day i was alone with our family dog

00:20:22.340 upstairs sitting at a desk table the door that led to my bedroom was open to crack and i remember

00:20:28.820 shutting it so i did it again okay so he remembers shutting it but this thing is open so he gets up

00:20:33.940 and shuts it again this kept happening about three times so after i shut it again and stared

00:20:40.000 i saw the knob of the door turning by itself and opening a crack into a completely dark room 0.96

00:20:47.720 fucking no yeah dude no thank you i'm sorry i'm just i'm kind of in awe with this story and i'm 0.97

00:20:55.540 so pumped that we're doing this it's a banger our intro was a banger what a good day what a great 0.97

00:21:01.580 what a great day at nds studios somebody said uh top and raven are filling our content holes with

00:21:09.520 milk and honey you're welcome you're welcome who's filling with the milk

00:21:13.680 and who's filling with the honey who's filling with milk and who's filling it

00:21:18.660 i like that david has maybe the the milk 1.00

00:21:21.140 i'm thinking more of a bottle nope i'm thinking these tits dude uh okay all right so the door 0.99

00:21:34.220 kept fucking opening and that wasn't good i got scared and i ran downstairs with the dog 0.99

00:21:39.580 or i got scared too i got scared okay i got scared and ran downstairs the dog my face was 0.95

00:21:44.360 close to the front door which was half metal and a giant window where i could see outside

00:21:49.960 a giant bang kept hitting the front door and then stopped it sounded like a giant from how hard it

00:21:56.800 was hit we've heard this so much um john pounder just told this story didn't he yeah and and so

00:22:02.440 uh listening to the confessionals one of the things that i heard a lot was like mr merkel

00:22:07.300 shout out to tony sweet no tony baloney mr sweet sweet tony baloney show some respect for your

00:22:13.520 sweet sweet i don't even know he's older than us i think he probably is a little bit older i love 0.98

00:22:17.420 that motherfucker though hey hey sweet tony baloney hey language you heard this on the 0.98

00:22:23.880 confessionals yeah yeah where people will have like sasquatch encounters and then later on 1.00

00:22:28.500 they'll be banging on the sides of the buildings and it sounds like a giant because it's it's so

00:22:33.060 loud and it's also specifically so high yeah i mean well you did build a pathway

00:22:37.420 from the landing pad that you built yeah to your room you know who would never do that me

00:22:42.440 Tony Bologna would never do that. Mr. Bologna would never make a pathway. Seems unlikely from his landing pad to his door or to his window. So, OK, that was it sounded like a giant from how hard it was hit. There was a light still out or there was light out still so I could see outside, but nothing was there. So he's hearing the banging, but he's not seeing it.

00:23:03.140 I'd like to imagine a conversation of me trying to convince Tony Bologna to build a pathway to his house after building an alien landing pad and him going, no, simply no.

00:23:10.820 Simply not doing that.

00:23:11.500 Simply no, I'm very busy.

00:23:12.560 Haven't you heard the podcast?

00:23:13.720 I'll be out in the woods looking for dog men, but to build a path.

00:23:18.200 He straps a GoPro on his head and storms away angrily.

00:23:21.340 How dare you ask me that? 1.00

00:23:22.340 Not Mr. Bologna, a Jewish GoPro with a little. 1.00

00:23:26.760 He straps a fucking black cube to his forehead, wraps a belt around his arm and says, not Mr. Bologna. 1.00

00:23:33.140 he wouldn't like this he has no idea just layers and layers of inside jokes 0.99

00:23:42.460 don't even aren't even connected to one another he's jewish all of a sudden he's jewish in the 0.95

00:23:48.480 woods belt wrapped around his arm jewish gopro on his head mr baloney with with can we make that 1.00

00:23:55.120 a shirt where it's just tony merkel it says mr baloney he's got the fucking cube on his head 0.99

00:24:00.440 a yarmulke oh my god but tony with the curls would go crazy oh my god he would think it's 0.98

00:24:07.100 it's insulting there's not an insult in there no straight chaos magic 1.00

00:24:11.960 there's fucking nothing to that holy shit man tony baloney wouldn't like this tony baloney 0.99

00:24:19.420 wouldn't like it very much okay so uh fucking what the hell his brother's gonna see this and 0.99

00:24:24.380 be like i don't know what they're trying to say reporting back to merkel's headquarters that's 0.98

00:24:28.520 thing jack merkel we're not trying to say fucking anything but we are saying it um all right so 0.83

00:24:34.660 okay he opens the door oh wow and there's big dents on the front of it despite being able to 0.94

00:24:40.460 see out and there's light and there's nothing there oh dang after my dog had her tail between

00:24:45.520 her legs and kept doing uh this howl cry geez so the dog is upset many such cases right the pets

00:24:51.480 pick up on it um after there was constant bangs coming from all over the house so there's your

00:24:56.800 poltergeist activity every wall every ceiling and floor i phoned my aunt to come and pick me up and

00:25:03.040 ran outside with my dog my cousins could hear everything in back background form the other

00:25:11.640 okay in they could hear everything in the background from the other phone line when

00:25:15.240 they picked it up he just got he got a little they got his whole family in this they really do

00:25:19.140 this new age cult that i was in ended up destroying all the families within that's what i just said

00:25:24.360 cult i thought i was being like hyperbolic he's like no it was a girl yes correct so all the

00:25:29.140 families in the cult end up getting destroyed nice everyone except the leader got divorced dude 0.98

00:25:35.380 there's the divorce element right well they were probably fucking the leader it was very selfish 0.99

00:25:41.020 about me and my journey over the family that's fucking white woman coded my mom my mom opted out 0.98

00:25:49.960 From raising us after my dad took me and my – oh, afterwards my dad took me and my brother, we moved away from that town. 0.99

00:25:57.440 These spiritual entities seemed to follow and plague us for many years after.

00:26:01.980 Being loyal to my mom in the new age, my dad's family shunned us for a time in our lives as well.

00:26:10.020 So it's almost like Jehovah's Witnesses where they shun you.

00:26:12.680 I felt complete rejection from my mom and my dad and their family.

00:26:18.280 uh i had a lot of trauma stemming from this dude this is so crazy uh during this time my dad met

00:26:24.520 a man who introduced him to the bible and started a bible study we didn't grow up christian and had

00:26:29.860 no idea what it was like to go to church this is our demographic i'm it is dude hell yeah realizing

00:26:35.260 yeah this is exactly the the person that we're looking for but this is the most extreme version

00:26:40.380 him kate anti-species is like these are the people how does this fly when you tell this to

00:26:45.020 the other bears like oh yeah i am there they seem more like politically aimed at least or like

00:26:49.960 politically disaffected in a way socially disaffected not necessarily spiritually disaffected

00:26:54.940 i think so it was interesting because i wanted to ask owen about aliens i didn't want to get too far

00:26:59.360 off track when he was on stage with us and we were joking around but he uh he kind of said like i 0.99

00:27:04.700 think it's a front for the jews like a lot of is a front for the jews which certainly it is right 0.98

00:27:08.860 like there's a huge percentage of the alien phenomenon is a front for the intelligence 0.99

00:27:12.580 agencies for jews that are you know taking kids into the tunnels under new york whatever

00:27:16.820 the deal is but i am fascinated to know like what does owen benjamin think about the supernatural

00:27:23.800 the paranormal like this element of reality um just because i'm always fascinated to know what

00:27:29.860 people whose minds i think that's the respect we've had owen on a bunch of times and we've

00:27:34.880 never pulled him into full crazy town yeah we should tell him like yeah we're gonna pull you 0.91

00:27:39.120 went to full crazy town so like get ready put on your crazy pants put on your crazy pants

00:27:44.800 crazy pants are no pants either or yeah yeah i mean like that's oh that is what crazy pants are

00:27:50.680 that's true yeah um okay so one time this is so he didn't grow up christian no idea what it was

00:27:56.560 like to go to church one time we were up at a cabin with dad and brother my dad's best friend

00:28:02.360 and his girlfriend were there who didn't necessarily believe in anything spiritual okay 0.98

00:28:05.960 the girlfriend because dad clearly fucking believes in a lot of shit uh one night my dad's 0.98

00:28:11.340 friend saw something strange in the night sky and asked me my brother and his girlfriend to come take 0.99

00:28:15.520 a look we saw over this late that there were seven bright lights all in a row the one in the middle

00:28:21.140 was even brighter and pulsating there wasn't many stars above so they really stood out we called my

00:28:27.200 dad over and he came out after seeing this for a few minutes the one in the middle dropped and fell

00:28:33.160 so fast we couldn't make out what was going on the next day we head home and my dad brought this 0.98

00:28:39.280 uh to his bible table ministry okay so he's bringing this to the homie who's doing bible 0.84

00:28:44.880 studies yeah what do you do with this they brought up revelation 9 about the star falling 0.98

00:28:49.580 uh is revelation 9 where a third of the stars fall or wormwood when a star falls from the heavens and

00:28:55.120 fucks up a bunch of the water uh the one one of the guys said there's a huge event that's going

00:29:00.500 to take place they asked how will they know so you're talking about wormwood i think yeah i think

00:29:05.300 so the guy said the whole world will know and there will be great smoke as it mentions in the

00:29:10.560 same chapter this was three weeks before 9-11 wow wow so 9-11 could you categorize that as a huge

00:29:20.240 event that the whole world will know about and there will be great smoke i think you probably

00:29:26.500 we could. That's pretty interesting. I don't know how this works, but when I heard my dad talk about

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00:31:36.340 Now, I am fast forwarding many years, but in my mid-20s, my dad's table ministry started up again and my dad asked if I would like to join. Knowing nothing about the Bible, I was curious and wanted to hear what it was about. After learning about Jesus and how we need to give our lives to him, I was all in. I felt that all I ever saw was darkness in the spiritual realm and this felt like something greater.

00:31:57.920 i was given a king james bible but i have never uh read it and my past trauma keeps coming or

00:32:04.420 kept coming back to me i kept getting these thoughts saying i am not worthy to be one of

00:32:09.120 god's children there's the demons that's going back to what we talked about with otis yesterday

00:32:12.700 on straight bible they're the ones that give you that where there is no shame in god right like he

00:32:17.980 he doesn't he loves you he knows exactly what you've done and it's almost like it's not that's 0.74

00:32:22.740 not the fucking point you know but these demons will whisper in your ears you're unworthy no one 0.98

00:32:26.940 loves you, yada, yada. You're irredeemable, obviously. That's the best lie to keep you away 1.00

00:32:30.740 from it. It's directly in opposition to that we have been redeemed, and all we need to do is

00:32:37.720 accept this freely given gift. That feeling of rejection and abandonment kept me from trying to

00:32:42.640 open it. For seven days, I prayed in tears, crying out to God. I kept asking him to please make me

00:32:48.380 one of your children. That's all I wanted. As I did, I kept opening the Bible randomly to this

00:32:54.360 one page each day, but I couldn't find it in me to read it. Finally, on the seven days of crying

00:33:01.540 out to God to be one of his children, I opened up the same page again and decided today I'm going

00:33:06.140 to be able to read it. The Bible kept landing on the beginning of Samuel. It was about Hannah

00:33:11.560 and how she could not bear children, and she cried out to God asking for a child.

00:33:16.260 God granted her Samuel, and she gave that child to God for keeping the promise that she had asked

00:33:23.440 of him i went to bed that night and had a dream that i was in the most beautiful landscape there 0.91

00:33:28.680 was a hill with people on it he's retarded he's autistic um they were all dressed the same and 0.87

00:33:37.880 seemed angelic but i don't know if they were necessarily angels one of them came up to me 0.93

00:33:42.400 with red frizzy hair and she told me that i am not worthy to be here but that they want me to be

00:33:49.240 Oh, dude, maybe you're at the hill.

00:33:50.580 That's interesting.

00:33:52.000 They told me I'm going to be in the same kind of training.

00:33:55.020 Oh, that's also what the hill thing was.

00:33:57.740 There's a training.

00:33:59.060 After waking up, I opened the Bible randomly again.

00:34:01.700 It was talking about the promised land.

00:34:03.800 I felt like this is exactly what I'm seeing in my dream.

00:34:06.880 This kept happening where I would open the Bible randomly to something I saw in my dream

00:34:11.580 or some type of situation would happen in my waking life that was similar to what I was

00:34:16.960 reading in the Bible, almost as if I was partaking in it. There's so much more I could get into,

00:34:22.200 but I thought I would leave it here for now. Sorry for any spelling errors. I wanted to say

00:34:25.520 NDS is my absolute favorite podcast. I feel like there, uh, I feel I was there very early when it

00:34:32.480 started. You were, I remember a spellbound bear a hundred percent. The humor and topics you dive

00:34:37.360 into are unlike most. I appreciate, uh, you all. And I'm glad to be a part of the journey. Take

00:34:43.700 care spellbound bear wow man that was fucking crazy yeah dude well i mean yeah i write more 0.85

00:34:51.640 yeah 100 write more thank you for that story i'm sorry that it took us three times to read it but 0.86

00:34:57.420 you said third time is a charm and thank you for being uh a supporter of of this show so early you

00:35:03.420 definitely were he says i feel like i was there early when it started you were 100 and uh and 0.97

00:35:08.060 that's huge uh always got a soft spot for the homies that were there real early in the game

00:35:12.280 while we were just trying to get our our little bambi legs out underneath you know johnny come 1.00

00:35:16.500 lately johnny come lately no there's actually there's probably a few that have been i mean

00:35:20.660 kate kate just just uh okay it's been here since an early i think maybe our first or second episode

00:35:26.380 of tinfoil hat i believe kate came from uh from sam tripple who the hell was watching this show

00:35:30.560 from the beginning like how do you find this thing scott was watching um in uh the raven's watch

00:35:37.340 z-man two dollar tier gang right so he was there really early so some people came from tower gang

00:35:43.020 some people came from the raven's watch and some people came just as nephilim death squad was

00:35:48.080 starting and uh yeah there's there's actually quite a few of them in there and they're still

00:35:51.860 here so that's uh that's wild but man that was a roller coaster of a story and i think you hit

00:35:57.140 the nail on the head dude when you said um this is the demographic like this is the audience

00:36:02.060 yeah these are the people disaffected new agers ex-occultists um alien enjoyers right uh that's

00:36:11.260 that's where z-man says i wish i found you in the where i belong days i was doing nothing of value

00:36:16.800 in the where i belong days uh you had to find him uh in dave and jay versus the world yeah yeah well

00:36:21.760 there was that was after oh god so many so many uh missteps to get here well i think i like to

00:36:26.440 look at them as uh practices you know i had to get my my reps in it was like going to the gym

00:36:30.900 um but that's insane that this dude's family pretty much gave him over the children in the

00:36:38.840 family the cousins and everything and the extended family all over to this new age practitioner 0.95

00:36:43.500 and then when she moved they fucking followed her what was her name darlene darlene yeah 0.96

00:36:49.120 i wish we could look her up it's also crazy that everybody's um marriages fell apart 0.95

00:36:55.000 they all got divorced which is like crazy is i'm only saying that within the context of of uh yeah

00:37:01.700 yeah that's what happens almost every fucking time with these things because probably what 0.93

00:37:06.340 they're asked to what they're being asked to do and i'm not saying it's all sexual stuff but 0.97

00:37:10.180 they're being asked to make weird sacrifices from their family puts a lot of tension on them and

00:37:15.020 then when you're out of the cult or when that lady's no no longer leading you yeah you guys

00:37:20.060 got a lot to deal with and that that ends up in well he said something i thought was pretty

00:37:24.140 insightful too uh which is the ideology is it's all about me and my personal journey it's about

00:37:31.320 me i said it's very white woman coded like yeah it's very selfish i i saw a post today that said

00:37:37.740 um uh there is a shocking amount of mothers who are being diagnosed with adhd and it's because

00:37:47.240 of their children and that was like a time magazine or new york post mag article where you had to

00:37:51.520 click on it but i imagined uh we've moved past the realm of self-diagnosis and now we're letting 0.98

00:37:56.380 our fucking kids diagnose us which is crazy they're saying that the children have diagnosed 0.96

00:38:00.320 them and then and then the the parents are realizing oh maybe i do and they go to the 1.00

00:38:05.200 doctor and the doctor's like yep here you go which i was just talking to schizo friend uh

00:38:09.140 and he was saying it's unbelievably easy to get prescribed adderall so the the diagnosis of adhd

00:38:15.840 is so flippant but um somebody else was in the comments of that post because i posted i said 0.97

00:38:21.540 as somebody who was diagnosed with adhd and who was medicated adhd is bullshit and it's just a 0.76

00:38:27.960 ploy for the industry to push pills yeah and uh somebody said yeah i i know someone uh this woman 0.93

00:38:34.220 relative 33 years old uh just got diagnosed with adhd now everything's falling apart and all she

00:38:41.340 does is blame her so her kids are you know uh not being taught and not being raised and it's well

00:38:47.320 it's my adhd uh her house is in disarray oh well it's my adhd it's very similar there's a mechanism

00:38:53.720 in people the industry has taken advantage of it to profit and make money off of pills but this 1.00

00:38:59.040 new age bitch took advantage of it basically i'm sure there was some sort of income and you know 1.00

00:39:05.240 cult situation i mean like but they're they're calling adhd just normal life like when you have 0.98

00:39:10.880 kids and you feel like your head's on fire because they're doing yeah i don't know that's kind of

00:39:15.680 normal you've got two tiny people doing two separate things or however many kids you got

00:39:19.300 like hey you're gonna feel a little crazy but you don't have nothing's wrong with you it's just like

00:39:23.420 yeah there's i don't know my daughter is playing uh music very loud and my son is sprinting across

00:39:29.820 and i feel like i'm going crazy yeah that's normal well you gotta slow it down that's not

00:39:34.160 nothing wrong with you a lot of it is is more so in the inability to focus department which i think

00:39:38.960 we're so overstimulated yeah you know in 2026 that it becomes very hard you're scatterbrained

00:39:43.720 all the time and um i think it's like a girl boss ploy partly i think it's like yeah take this 0.99

00:39:49.900 adderall lock in get out there and pursue your career while the state raises your children bitch 0.99

00:39:54.520 you know what i mean baby yes queen like that's fucking i think partly what's going on there but 1.00

00:39:59.020 i don't believe adhd at all like when i was a kid it was oh you don't want to sit still for seven 0.99

00:40:04.580 hours a day you better take these fucking pills baby boy and then you'll be able to not feel 0.99

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00:40:14.200 take these pills zone the fuck in on one element round earth learn about round earth get 0.97

00:40:19.640 indoctrinated boy that's pretty much it so i don't believe in uh but very similar where that woman 0.99

00:40:25.460 pushed off all of her responsibilities and said oh my adhd this is like oh my personal journey

00:40:31.620 so her kids are falling apart her house is falling apart but oh my my personal journey

00:40:36.680 their relationships go divorce and but my personal journey it is like it's the selfishness of human

00:40:43.720 beings which uh brian of demon erasure says all that stuff can go back to pride and i think he's

00:40:49.060 probably right right because it's like pride ego me centric my journey yeah yeah so like yeah all

00:40:56.500 sin maybe can be rooted back to pride in some way that's what otis was talking about yesterday as

00:41:01.400 well interesting yeah yeah yeah um all right well thank you dude and if you have more to the story 0.99

00:41:06.480 uh fucking do it you bitch why what's been taking you so long marcus what's been taking you so long 0.98

00:41:14.400 we haven't read it uh we made three attempts to read it and we just got it done uh all right we 1.00

00:41:18.720 have one more i think right here this came from uh michael and it's a it's gonna be a nice short

00:41:25.420 episode today this is good nice well we that was actually the the the goal here so uh you want to

00:41:31.000 in and out that's it all right so this is from i'm not gonna read his last name right we're not

00:41:35.420 doxing still he could we could read i don't want to read his last name thank you michael

00:41:38.540 he says hello saw your ad for a chronicle story here it goes we put an ad out for this i did

00:41:45.720 go on patreon and say please write us chronicles because i wanted to play that music again i guess

00:41:50.900 you can call that an ad but uh i guess we asked yeah okay that's fine we asked for it we're gonna 0.76

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00:43:59.700 um halloween 2015 to 2016 i remember it like it was yesterday i was at a buddy's garage

00:44:07.420 slamming beers smoking cigs doing bong rips hell yeah the buddy's wife had two kids from

00:44:13.180 a previous marriage both kids both the kids died in their early 20s from unrelated accidents wow

00:44:19.500 that was really a jump startling we just went from slamming beers and taking bong hits in the

00:44:26.800 garage also they're dead that was two sentences that was crazy guys that was nuts what kind of

00:44:34.000 like i wonder what they do for a living like that you're not a writer no definitely not this is a 0.99

00:44:38.560 dude who works with a wrench for a living but like you know fucking this guy swings a hammer 0.98

00:44:42.280 brace us a little bit say like hey i know that sounded like you know it was pretty dope like 0.98

00:44:48.120 that's about to not be dope that's a separate paragraph sure yeah yeah or like okay let's 0.85

00:44:54.220 keep going all right the buddy was relaying something weird uh some weird shit that was 0.98

00:44:59.400 happening around the house possibly connected to the dead kids fucking dead kids are running up my 0.99

00:45:03.560 power bill unbelievable dead kids keep touching the thermostat he said he had a ouija board oh no 1.00

00:45:10.320 and i told him to get it out fuck dude that's the bong rips and the beer speaking yeah it was a 0.99

00:45:16.140 milton bradley one like you'd buy at target which is crazy you could just buy one of these things 0.99

00:45:20.020 at target it's so insane that's i've talked about that before a lot where it's like this thing to

00:45:25.780 communicate with demons is in toy stores yeah milton bradley like yeah you nailed it hasbro

00:45:31.800 hasbro is making these they're mass producing them some chinese guy in a factory i wonder if 0.96

00:45:36.780 he's haunted i don't know i wonder yeah if the machines that make them are all fucked up they 0.86

00:45:41.460 probably have some sort of agreement that's so crazy also yeah i don't know if that's i mean 0.89

00:45:46.700 wouldn't the woman be like hey maybe don't i don't want to talk to the kids is that what he's using

00:45:52.100 it for yeah he just said that he had it in there no no he said they were talking about the weird 0.96

00:45:57.500 shit that was happening around the house possibly connected to the dead kids which were 20 year olds

00:46:02.040 you mean he said he had a ouija board which is i don't know if that's like no i'm making the 0.99

00:46:05.600 connection this this they want to use the ouija board to check in like hey you fucking kids 1.00

00:46:10.120 making noise being inebriated i was rather profane and proactive to the board ah shit 1.00

00:46:17.160 show yourself now dumb nigga bitch or you're a pussy if you don't throw something across the 1.00

00:46:23.300 room nothing happened that night you know you don't feel like it's a little insensitive for 1.00

00:46:28.780 you to be hanging out with your buddy and his wife standing in the corner of the room 1.00

00:46:32.320 and you're like we're trying to contact her two dead kids calling them a pussy you nigga pussy 1.00

00:46:37.560 bitch throw something across the room you dead kids well maybe the kids were half black we don't 1.00

00:46:42.280 oh that's true could be two days later just don't call them goy that's very disrespectful 1.00

00:46:49.020 i was back at home in my basement apartment damn i was all alone only a cat beside me in bed

00:46:57.540 i worked second shift and my girlfriend was at work i was woken up by something tickling my feet 0.78

00:47:03.060 i was confused but no big deal onward with the morning something's tickling my feet

00:47:10.120 second shift is what like 11 to 3 to 10 right oh okay yeah that's mid shift uh and then night

00:47:16.600 shift is like how many shifts are there i don't know the way i did it was like uh what seven to

00:47:21.100 three and then it works fifth shift ain't no fifth shift there's three shifts eight out because

00:47:25.860 eight hours and uh i thought there was four shifts for sure no 24 no no no yeah it's like

00:47:30.440 seven to three three to ten chat this true this is real yeah or it's like two to two to ten or

00:47:36.420 three to eleven and then 10 p.m to 6 a.m that's how you do like a 24 hour rolling thing so that's

00:47:43.160 mid-shift that's what nancy works oh is all right well now we're just giving away nancy i mean you're

00:47:48.140 there but tell us about the shifts you're just sitting sitting there watching me squander you 0.96

00:47:52.340 bitch flounder yes there are three shifts thank you okay but was i right about the time three 1.00

00:47:59.120 around three yeah yeah thank you nancy wow she's the best i like when she confirmed me 0.99

00:48:05.680 don't say that don't say that you're ready you were good get it get out while the getting's good

00:48:10.280 get out while the you're on a high get out when you're on top of the speaking of high i decided

00:48:14.720 to smoke some weed i decided to smoke some weed about it settled back into bed and binge watch

00:48:20.260 lost okay i think it was season two episode one where there's a cut scene to desmond showing his

00:48:25.740 life in the bunker that the other characters

00:48:27.620 spent season one trying to get into.

00:48:29.760 Oh yeah, I remember the bunker.

00:48:31.140 Anyway, I sensed someone approaching

00:48:33.500 the room from the hallway.

00:48:35.500 The sensation where you know someone is going to

00:48:37.640 quickly appear in your vision.

00:48:39.200 And there it is. Some big ass 1.00

00:48:41.680 shadow walks past my bedroom door 0.98

00:48:43.740 down the hall. I panicked

00:48:45.580 and left the apartment until work. 1.00

00:48:47.240 I said, show yourself now, dumb nigga 1.00

00:48:49.580 bitch. 1.00

00:48:51.240 No, he didn't say that. I came home that night, 1.00

00:48:53.780 got drunk, and tried confronting 0.93

00:48:55.600 it without Christ

00:48:56.760 nothing else really happened

00:48:59.200 you know man when we

00:49:02.980 when I say like when I go I go in 1.00

00:49:05.280 Patreon I go hey fucking 1.00

00:49:06.840 send us some stories send us some shit 1.00

00:49:08.960 like I got some shit I got some 1.00

00:49:10.600 I got some shit I'm not 0.99

00:49:13.120 really a writer it's not my 0.99

00:49:15.220 thing um

00:49:16.780 not great at decision making

00:49:19.240 either so I

00:49:21.300 I'll send it you got your feet tickled

00:49:24.520 uh 0.99

00:49:25.600 you got your feet tickled damn man that's the end of the story guys it's crazy to go from like 0.99

00:49:33.060 uh marcus's story oh yeah which was in depth and sort of vivid to this one here yep wow yeah 0.99

00:49:42.000 that's crazy that's a wild it's been a roller coaster of 40 minutes we still have a little

00:49:49.800 bit of time too i mean did we we have to at least get to 45 do we i mean how much you know

00:49:54.760 Wow

00:49:58.100 Wow

00:49:59.240 I mean we do have

00:50:00.280 I think we have something here

00:50:01.180 From Joe Preston

00:50:02.040 From a while ago

00:50:02.860 Okay

00:50:03.220 I don't know if we've read this

00:50:04.100 No that's fine

00:50:04.860 Alright I'm sorry dude

00:50:06.040 That was

00:50:06.400 That was good

00:50:08.020 No you did a good job man

00:50:09.220 You did your best

00:50:10.480 You did alright

00:50:11.160 You wanna read this one Dave

00:50:12.520 Where is it

00:50:13.120 It's Joe

00:50:14.120 Right Joe Preston

00:50:15.420 I hope we're not doxing this guy 0.99

00:50:16.280 No we definitely just doxed the shit out of him 0.97

00:50:18.180 But I'm cool with that too 0.82

00:50:19.580 That's not even a name that's in here

00:50:24.760 yeah it's not a name where do i find it oh i found it uh part two of more weird dreams and

00:50:31.120 stories or part two of my retardio part two more weird stories and dreams yeah read this 0.74

00:50:37.300 i don't know chat all right fuck it i'll just say i'll go ahead reading it all right let's try it 0.82

00:50:46.040 we'll try it what up nef boys uh oh that's probably who sent that poster oh yeah we've 0.97

00:50:53.000 been looking for you because i nobody's ever called us nef boys but we have a poster out there

00:50:56.700 that says nef boys and it's me and you but we look like uh anime characters uh matt with five t's

00:51:03.760 and nancy say hi nancy close enough hello very good uh submitted back in may but guessing it

00:51:12.920 fell through the cracks so i'm sending it again my first chronicle involved the gatorade you love

00:51:17.660 so much if that rings a bell i do remember like a gatorade when we did a gatorade it was even on 0.99

00:51:22.820 what happened don't fucking remember at all people expect us to remember their bullshit i don't 0.99

00:51:27.160 remember their bullshit okay we read a hundred of these stories and i you know i just pretend to 0.99

00:51:31.760 care um so but i do remember we made a thumbnail with a it's like lime green gatorade or something 0.98

00:51:38.860 like that but first i wanted to include a little more nancy is the best don't say that zeman i

00:51:44.480 wanted to include a little more that i thought i had included in the dream email all right so

00:51:49.100 if you don't have the context for this sorry guys i don't either i think i found out why i was

00:51:54.400 haunted by a witch so much growing up yeah really uh my grandma on my mother's side apparently grew

00:52:01.940 up in a house that did seances and practiced witchcraft at night to top that off my mom was

00:52:07.520 born out of wedlock and uh to my grandparents who were both previously divorced from separate

00:52:12.880 marriages they had and had her own uh satanic oh i'm sorry uh sexual assault trauma sexual assault

00:52:20.640 essay yeah uh yeah satanic abuse sexual assault i don't know satanic abuse trauma to boot combine

00:52:28.140 that with my grandfather on my father's side being a freemason and i have the your mind and

00:52:34.940 hours of generational iniquity uh lucky me okay i see what you're getting at here

00:52:40.620 yours mine and ours i'll start off light with ghost stories when i was 18 in 2013 i started

00:52:46.920 a summer job as a custodian at a museum at night all of the museum attractions would come alive

00:52:52.420 and in the daytime i would try to tell people about it but no one would believe me and there

00:52:55.820 was an old uh roosevelt he looked like robin williams oh crazy there's a monkey that's all 0.97

00:53:01.840 my keys what are we doing here guys our jokes are so great man fucking the best jokes nobody 0.96

00:53:08.500 fucking i really i get why people watch i'm bitter i'm bitter because i do love that movie but i 0.98

00:53:13.220 adam sandler is the is the word no adam sandler is that robin stiller is a kvetchy little jewish 0.99

00:53:19.600 lesbian bitch yeah i hate that guy agreed when i was 18 i started a summer job as a custodian 0.99

00:53:24.620 as a museum if any listeners are from nebraska it was the strategic air and space museum in ashland 1.00

00:53:31.480 nebraska great place yes it has ghosts but the weird stuff seems to only happen at night i can

00:53:37.200 describe the layout, but a quick Google search will be easier and faster. My boss saw a full

00:53:42.180 apparition wearing a military green coverall. Wait a second, we're doing it, aren't we? We're

00:53:47.020 going to do the Robin Williams thing. We're doing the thing. But I didn't see him while there. My

00:53:52.120 first experience with them was when I had to play security during a kid's overnight sleepover. I

00:53:56.880 always thought that was weird how they go, come on, children, we're going to go sleep at the

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00:56:04.000 My parents would never allow that. That's fucking crazy. 0.99

00:56:05.920 I've never been. I didn't really go on any, uh, what are those called? Field trips. 0.99

00:56:12.280 Where would you sleep? Just on the floor? Like, I guess you'd bring sleeping bags?

00:56:15.720 I kind of thought it was just a sleeping bag thing, yeah. I'm not sure, though. I don't really have that on any good authority.

00:56:20.560 That just seems like you're bringing your kid to where they do the MKUltra experiments, like in the back.

00:56:24.800 oh yeah they have like a big box that they open up and it's like some sort of contraption that 0.99

00:56:29.260 you put shit on your kid's head and then they have a sex with them everywhere was turned off 0.99

00:56:34.020 which made it eerily quiet in the main room and hangers early in the night but after everyone was 1.00

00:56:39.020 asleep i had to go to the office because i was going to get molested by one of the teachers that

00:56:43.720 was on guard no because i left my phone charger there i wasn't looking forward to going in the

00:56:48.000 dark but i wasn't going anywhere without my phone all night smart based i gotta call my parents

00:56:53.960 because they're trying to do the molestations on me.

00:56:55.840 I went to climb the escalator

00:56:57.800 and started getting a weird feeling.

00:57:00.560 With each step, it felt like the hairs on my arms

00:57:03.560 started sticking up higher and higher

00:57:05.100 and it felt like I was getting colder.

00:57:07.180 As soon as I hit the top, I was hit with a cold breeze

00:57:09.780 like a fan was blowing on me, but there wasn't a fan on.

00:57:12.600 I didn't see anything, but it felt so off-putting

00:57:15.880 and caught me off guard,

00:57:18.120 I almost just went right back down the steps.

00:57:20.980 I said, F it, and with my heart pounding,

00:57:23.640 quickly walked to the office grabbed my charger and hightailed it back to the main group

00:57:27.500 once i finally reached the once it finally reached the witching hours the building was no longer

00:57:33.840 quiet starting around 2 a.m i could hear all of the attractions coming alive and a man that looked

00:57:40.720 like theodore i'm sorry i'm so sorry i was like this guy can't be real right now really um once

00:57:50.020 it finally reached the witching hours the building was no longer quiet starting around 2 a.m i could

00:57:54.640 hear metal clanking coming from both hangars i couldn't pick out anything specific but it sounded 0.98

00:57:59.600 like metal on metal clanking and banging noises i was too big of a pussy to go fully into the 0.92

00:58:05.040 hangars and investigate but i knew it wasn't any of the kids because all the sleeping bags were 0.99

00:58:09.760 full you're the only kid that's like up and fucking creeping around and doing a thing no he's a 0.99

00:58:14.860 security guard he was a custodian at a museum that's right yeah uh that really fucked me up 0.98

00:58:23.820 i was wondering why this kid is just up around the witching okay so the freakiest part happened 0.90

00:58:30.480 around 3 a.m while i was uh while i was around everyone all of uh all of a sudden while i was

00:58:37.740 around everyone all of a sudden that's how you say it while i was around everyone all of a sudden

00:58:44.840 clear as day i could hear boots walking on concrete that area was all carpeted it sounded

00:58:50.460 like it was coming from the top level where the cool breeze hit me earlier in the night i could

00:58:54.800 hear every step they took and was tracking the noise as it moved from right to left just then

00:59:00.600 i heard what sounded like a wrench landing banging on the concrete fairly loud the steps stopped i

00:59:07.680 heard the wrench get picked up it sounded like metal scraping on concrete then the steps started

00:59:14.220 back up and kept walking towards the hangar after that i was ready to tap out and found a spot to 1.00

00:59:20.180 sleep it off for an hour or so damn you're allowed to do that fucking on the job and shit you custodian 0.99

00:59:24.960 just sleep in the middle of the night who cares i guess so when i woke up it was around five or six 1.00

00:59:29.360 in the morning and the building was back to being deathly quiet the experience gave me the movie 0.98

00:59:35.580 night at or gave the movie the night at the museum a whole different feeling i see what you fucking 0.97

00:59:40.880 did there you fucking made it up i think this guy is just recapping the night at the museum i see 0.98

00:59:45.500 what happened the museum had a couple of ghost adventure crews come through and you might be 0.99

00:59:49.420 able to find photos of faces in the window of a b-36 bomber that they took during their uh stay

00:59:55.220 one night the following summer while working there i had another ghost crew come through and needed a

01:00:00.580 custodian to stay the night with them to make sure there were any problems i volunteered because i

01:00:04.580 wanted to better understand what i experienced during the first overnight the night they were

01:00:09.280 there they brought a group of ghost skeptics uh i'm a professional ghost skeptic i like that

01:00:16.200 that's a cool title and spiritual people with them all the lights in the hvac equipment were

01:00:21.260 turned off we set up lasers in one of the hangers the kind that make a beat whenever the beam is

01:00:29.120 broken by something crossing it they started asking yes and no questions to the room one

01:00:34.740 beep was no two beeps was yes at first nothing happened but the more questions they asked beeps

01:00:40.280 started coming out i was still pretty skeptic uh skeptical of all the tactics because it felt too

01:00:46.040 easy to fake they were responding and following the beep method but the yes was never two concise

01:00:52.360 beeps more like four to five rapid beeps uh we have some helicopters hanging from the ceiling

01:00:58.480 in the hangar and i was looking up one night while they were asking their questions i started

01:01:03.780 noticing that the helicopter wasn't still but it was swaying side to side it had a solid six to

01:01:09.960 ten foot sway going on which was very much out of the ordinary yeah i imagine one hell of a stiff

01:01:16.620 breeze to start moving a suspended helicopter from the ceiling uh i started noticing that 0.94

01:01:21.120 the helicopter wasn't still okay i'm sorry i read that shit um i told the group which freaked out 0.94

01:01:27.480 a few of them that was the most exciting part uh from that ghost trip i started paying a lot 0.89

01:01:33.520 of attention to that helicopter from that day forward and never saw it move the way that it

01:01:38.340 was that night with all the fans and ac vents blowing it never had anywhere close to the same

01:01:42.860 amount of movement as it did that day uh all right all right we're gonna power through this 0.85

01:01:48.400 uh my my attention is starting to i'm starting to fucking it's happening the next two stories 0.81

01:01:54.520 will be faster oh hell yeah this guy knows what's up uh and i don't remember as much 0.91

01:01:58.460 detail from them on to moses the town i was living in at the time had really nice straight

01:02:03.940 bike trail that i like to cruise on with my longboard i do like a longboard cruise that's

01:02:08.540 a nice time um one day a guy on a skateboard stopped me and was admiring my board i'm pretty

01:02:17.700 bored all the time i didn't have any friends there yet and i'll talk to anyone who wants to 0.99

01:02:22.360 so i thought this might be nice after shooting the shit a while i invited him the fucking crazy 0.99

01:02:27.400 i invited him over to my apartment to continue the conversation and smoke a bowl that's fucking 1.00

01:02:31.720 crazy just meet a dude he's like nice longboard you're like you want to fuck jeez you want to 0.99

01:02:36.280 come over to my place and fuck that's wild at this point he told me he sees angels all the time okay 0.99

01:02:42.460 so you can't fucking come over dude i'm sorry but if you see what happened to the lady who's uh 1.00

01:02:49.440 okay there's a lady whose daughter sees a spiritual realm but she wanted to come on i love 0.98

01:02:52.700 how late this guy gets it but keep reading this it's hilarious um it was around that point

01:02:56.960 it was around that point that he told me he sees angels all the time as a christian i was very

01:03:02.380 curious about this and wanted to know uh more about what he was seeing so i invited him into

01:03:06.300 my bedroom no uh he said he had photos of them and asked if i wanted to see them well of course

01:03:11.640 i wanted to otherwise i wouldn't have invited him over to continue the conversation he started

01:03:16.060 showing me these photos telling me that these are different angels he's been seeing they were all 0.99

01:03:20.420 clouds that's actually very funny sure now you got a fucking dude in your house who's showing 1.00

01:03:32.320 you pictures of clouds and telling you that they're angels don't do this guys don't fucking 0.97

01:03:37.660 invite people into your house okay all right so um it was basically a rorschach test with clouds 0.89

01:03:44.120 but i wasn't seeing anything just clouds he then proceeds to tell me he thinks he's the 0.98

01:03:49.960 reincarnation of moses you really fucked up dude and he's in your house you got the reincarnation 1.00

01:03:56.200 of moses showing you clouds and telling you they're angels dude this is fucking nuts and 0.99

01:04:02.320 then he had specific purpose here on earth at this point i had to come to reality a moment and 0.97

01:04:08.000 realize i may have invited a crazy person into my apartment like the the late it wasn't understanding

01:04:13.200 of this yeah it is very late i don't remember much else from the conversations and ended the

01:04:19.100 smoke session shortly after took him back to his apartment i drove him to my place that was a 0.71

01:04:23.740 mistake and i never heard from him again that's fucking crazy by the way uh i i there is a facebook 0.89

01:04:30.100 page that i joined at one point and it was like some lady who had a whole page who was saying 0.96

01:04:35.860 that she was being plagued essentially by dogman and she would take pictures very similar of just 0.65

01:04:41.400 the the tree line yeah and she's like fucking there it is and she would post hundreds and 1.00

01:04:47.300 hundreds of fucking pictures and all of it i would confidently say was total bullshit until 0.99

01:04:55.140 like one out of a hundred i go wait a fucking second it's all the same quality it's all bad 1.00

01:05:02.860 quality pictures from her cell phone and it's all of the same landscape so it's not like she's got 1.00

01:05:08.700 an ai generated one it's still bad quality and she's a fucking crackhead i like would look into 0.98

01:05:15.020 her profile and be like okay this is a crackhead yeah yeah but one out of a hundred i'd be like 1.00

01:05:20.080 that's an upright standing fucking dog that's looking at the camera that's looking at the 1.00

01:05:24.940 fucking camera and it was enough that i would look at it sometimes it would give me chills 0.99

01:05:28.740 every once in a while and then i started to realize like oh my god it's almost always in 0.98

01:05:33.760 all of the pictures yeah it's just so fucking bad and there's something about it where it almost is 0.55

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01:07:40.960 like it is whatever she's seeing with her eyes is not what she's getting with her phone

01:07:46.800 but every once in a while you're saying that they're blurry creatures 0.77

01:07:50.780 fucking kind of like blurry creatures dude shout out to blurry creatures by the way they've been 0.75

01:07:55.100 asking us to come on but our schedule is super packed which is why we begged you guys to send 0.98

01:07:58.820 us chronicles a lot going on there's a lot going on and we're pretty well we told tony baloney about

01:08:02.780 it he understands mr baloney is also a very busy guy and he knows that uh it's just it's just you 0.96

01:08:08.640 can't do it it's untenable he's out in the woods um all right so you can't do that no i fucking 0.87

01:08:16.160 it's not nice i don't want anybody to think i just like everybody gets made fun of you get made 0.96

01:08:20.380 fun of i don't even know if you're making fun of this i don't think we are it's just insane

01:08:23.900 we call a man daddy out of respect that's right we do respect daddy uh daddy's actually been

01:08:28.400 getting some heat by the way he's from who all kinds of people he's like there's many people

01:08:32.160 who are saying that my focus is not on god but is actually on the demonic realm and i'm like so

01:08:36.760 he's been listening interesting i know i you know i don't know is he talking about us because he's

01:08:41.280 not talking about us no no no no and i can't be because he keeps saying that's i'm not talking

01:08:44.880 about you guys i would never specifically true and i said you know point me at him daddy and

01:08:48.500 i'll kill him so whatever like that i was i was looking at on online and uh jt messaged us he was 0.52

01:08:53.700 like yeah what the hell man well because he literally caught some strays for no reason this 1.00

01:08:57.400 dude um uh he's like a dude that's associated with uh uh what's homeboy's name the big ass 0.93

01:09:05.900 dude that was here that was talking about the primordial origins of of jed jed yeah yeah so

01:09:09.860 he's associated with jed and seth this guy zero ruck i think oh yeah oh he is yeah that's right

01:09:14.900 and and and ruck was just like i mean one day ruck uh dm's me he was like stop talking about 0.97

01:09:20.480 shit that doesn't matter dude and i'm like it's fucking i'm gonna talk about whatever i want i 0.94

01:09:23.960 mean look we're only we're an hour into the episode we've said nothing we're having fun 0.99

01:09:27.800 this is part of the business we're just fucking we're losers don't worry about we're just trying 0.99

01:09:31.280 to fill holes content holes baby yes um but so you know he's he's been fucking tony baloney out 1.00

01:09:37.680 here come on bro we got things to do he's no tony baloney all right let's get that fucking 0.98

01:09:42.260 straight first and foremost he's no tony baloney all right tony baloney's top of the stuff it's not 0.93

01:09:47.320 it sounds like it's me yesterday and this guy gives us like a very long well thought out answer

01:09:52.260 and then the next thing we do is call it's just tony baloney with a gopro strap and it rhymes 0.95

01:09:56.980 and i fucking love that guy i love tony baloney there's nothing fucking tony baloney so but zero 0.88

01:10:04.160 ruck posts a thumbnail from uh jt and demon erasers and he's like yeah all these people 0.98

01:10:12.220 are always using like demonic you know i think it was like sonic with a 666 on his head and and 0.66

01:10:20.500 and then tim goes like fucking yeah that's my point exactly the people that are casting the 0.93

01:10:25.100 stones are the ones that are making satanic thumbnails like it's so brutal because i know 0.97

01:10:28.560 jt hasn't said anything and jt calls me and he's like dude he's like that was kind of messed up

01:10:33.180 And he's like, but actually, I'm the first guy to call Brian out all the time on his 0.99

01:10:36.940 shit. 1.00

01:10:37.140 And he is. 1.00

01:10:37.900 Oh, yeah, he is.

01:10:39.340 Like when you're friends with somebody, you'd be like, all right, just stop it.

01:10:41.860 Like, but he was like, he's like, but to be honest, like he was kind of cooking with what

01:10:44.860 he was.

01:10:45.460 Yeah.

01:10:46.300 By the way, Brenna said Tohu below who? 0.97

01:10:49.360 And that's so fucking funny, Brenna. 0.99

01:10:51.880 That's so fucking funny. 0.99

01:10:53.980 Good God. 0.99

01:10:54.540 That's funny.

01:10:55.140 Tohu below who is very funny.

01:10:58.100 So but but yeah, you know, it's I'm kind of going like, you know, when you're trying 0.75

01:11:02.640 to make a show and you're gonna i'm like hey ai make me some fucking thumbnail thank you very much 0.51

01:11:07.400 very good because i gotta go on and do a show i have no time to you should see as you're talking 0.95

01:11:11.820 here i just made a bullshit thumbnail for whatever you did with matt yesterday oh there you go it 0.98

01:11:16.000 doesn't matter it doesn't matter just fucking go go go go yeah we're just fucking going we're 0.98

01:11:19.900 filling people's content holes so um i don't remember how we got there trying to fill some 0.99

01:11:23.180 holes baby you know who doesn't do that fucking mr baloney that's right baloney's very thoughtful 0.99

01:11:27.040 in all his shit he rolls it up and love that guy rolls it up the rolls up the baloney rolls up in 1.00

01:11:31.240 there i haven't had baloney like that next the warlock there's this one might be good it could 0.99

01:11:36.660 be good uh there's a billiards bar near my current place that i like to go to when i'm bored on the

01:11:41.980 weekends it's uncommon to play against strangers there oh it's not uncommon to play i was like

01:11:46.260 fuck it's a billiards it's not uncommon to play against strangers there and usually when people 1.00

01:11:50.400 see you playing by yourself they'll ask why the fuck you playing by yourself you fucking loser 1.00

01:11:54.360 you got no friends we work at the night of the museum you're working at the night of the museum 1.00

01:11:57.920 huh uh super nice great for socializing well on one particular night i got there i saw a guy

01:12:04.080 and a girl who looked like they were about to leave and went up to ask uh if i can have their 0.98

01:12:09.720 table if they were leaving okay because he didn't he's a cheapskate doesn't want to fucking buy the 0.82

01:12:14.100 last whatever five dollars to use the table so he wants to use their table the guy looked at his 0.81

01:12:18.120 wife or girlfriend then asked if i wanted to play with him a few before they took off this is already 0.96

01:12:23.380 oh and he's a fucking warlock he says look at these clouds he's like shake my hand do you agree 0.99

01:12:29.300 to play with me no no he doesn't do that we'll see he goes uh he rubbed his wiener on you this 1.00

01:12:33.740 would happen to tony baloney oh yeah yeah yeah that actually is true yeah yeah uh he was crotch 0.97

01:12:38.640 heavy with the hug not tony tony would never be crotch heavy with a hug but uh the guy who hugged 0.98

01:12:43.400 tony was crotch should have wore his gopro to fucking i mean that probably wouldn't have 0.99

01:12:47.380 happen press it against his forehead i don't know what that does oh where the fuck i do like 1.00

01:12:55.600 i do like that it's a gopro a jewish gopro is very funny if we make that what if we make that 0.99

01:13:00.900 image and we just send it to tony and we go tony baloney oh my god 0.99

01:13:08.740 that's so stupid what's the name chat what's the name of the score that they put on their head 0.98

01:13:14.940 because i will jewish gopro no no no it's not called that it's called something else probably 0.99

01:13:19.540 uh chat gpt will say that it violates its terms of service or whatever so uh we got to be careful

01:13:24.300 with that what time is it 431 we got to plow through this now because now we're gonna get 0.92

01:13:27.640 plowed let's go where am i okay so we asked his wife uh and then he says why let's fucking play 0.97

01:13:32.640 and i said sure why not it's a goy pro it's a goy pro damn it see man that's yeah the teflon no no 0.98

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01:15:52.900 uh belt it's just a belt just right belt wrapped around arm um so i said sure why not i reach out

01:15:59.140 to shake his hand and introduce myself i say hi i'm joe he says uh i'm i don't know what he says

01:16:07.320 i don't know who i am he goes i'm i don't know to this day i'm still not sure if he mumbled the name

01:16:12.300 or if i wasn't allowed to hear it for some kind of spiritual reason but it was like the word came 0.93

01:16:17.280 out of his mouth without a sound what the fuck i said sorry could you repeat that he says most 0.96

01:16:24.060 people around here know me as blank it just says blank like the noise was blank oh so he like 0.99

01:16:31.320 couldn't hear him i was like fuzzed out and he said i'm the high warlock of the area but you can

01:16:36.340 call me keith why is this familiar not that i've heard this story but i've heard keith the warlock

01:16:44.400 if you'd like you can call me keith if you'd like i didn't do this but looking back i wish

01:16:52.920 i would have announced that i was a christian and that this should be fun but i was too caught

01:16:58.540 off guard in the moment to do anything but say okay that works and we began playing pool damn

01:17:04.300 talk about a lack of discernment i'm the local warlock and you can my name is but you can call

01:17:09.920 okay okay keith let's go um and we began playing pool i can't remember any of our conversation

01:17:18.140 because the whole time we were playing i was looking for slight of hand style tricks because

01:17:22.540 you thought he was a warlock at pool yeah yeah he thought he thought he was a wizard no dude he's 0.92

01:17:27.700 fucking doing satan stuff yeah he was slightly intimidating because of uh he was big and burly 0.89

01:17:33.560 because he was a warlock and looked like he rode a harley okay so you got the biker gang crossover 0.99

01:17:37.680 or two which happens pretty often he won the first match and reached out to shake my hand as i shook

01:17:43.080 his he had a wide mouth toothy grin and it sounded like he was saying something behind his teeth he's 0.99

01:17:49.540 fucking cursing you dog uh when i asked if he said anything he said oh nothing and asked if i wanted 0.99

01:17:55.060 to play again this guy's a shitty warlock well i wonder if he's if he's making deals about because 1.00

01:18:03.100 it's all about deals right if i win then x but he's not saying it loud enough for him to hear 0.99

01:18:08.740 but he's still speaking it out you know into the spirit um uh so i did you fucking dummy he we 0.93

01:18:16.480 played three games and i think he won all three after each match he did the same thing gave me an 0.98

01:18:21.520 overly firm handshake because you fucking agree now you did the thing that's an agreement that's 0.63

01:18:26.440 a bond uh and sounded like he was mumbling words from behind that toothy grin he finally had to 0.98

01:18:32.320 leave we said our goodbyes and i've never seen him again i prayed for a hedge of protection

01:18:35.560 that night and as far as i know nothing weird or cursed happened because of it all right man 0.89

01:18:40.060 fuck that's crazy though last story last story we're getting through it um after having those 0.78

01:18:45.400 intent interesting dreams i decided to stop my thc break on 420 last year if you don't remember 0.94

01:18:52.660 easter fell on 42 so he was talking about dreams in a previous episode that i don't remember his

01:18:56.620 birthday yeah and then also my grandma died on that day um i don't know if she did it on purpose

01:19:03.620 um if you don't remember easter fell on 420 last year it was my sister's place and had bought a

01:19:09.620 100 milligram tincture drink for us to split she didn't want any she didn't want any and stuck to

01:19:18.120 smoking okay oh i don't know what a tincture drink is but that's not the weed it's fair enough so i

01:19:22.400 ended up drinking it all i don't remember much about it because 100 milligram drinks usually

01:19:26.660 just felt like muscle relaxers with me well i didn't account for the fact that i hadn't had

01:19:31.280 any form of thc in a month i'll do it at that point and it got hit like a truck when i started

01:19:36.880 taking or when it started taking effect i thought i was going to throw up at first dude i cleaned

01:19:41.140 out my house like i threw out a bunch of shit from my room okay i had like all kinds of weed 0.88

01:19:45.920 paraphernalia just threw all the shit out like bongs i was like i didn't even remember having 0.93

01:19:49.140 this like grinders and stuff like that i was like just all gone that's i can wind it yeah all 0.88

01:19:53.380 throwing it out i was a schizo friend actually said that because of this show he is a hundred

01:19:59.360 days off adderall i can say that because it was a public post right schizo i don't think he's here

01:20:04.140 this show does something good huh yeah yeah yeah i thought that was really fascinating

01:20:08.140 tell that to tony baloney over here how about that mr baloney oh no that is a crazy

01:20:13.620 that's exactly what i pictured he's got a gopro on his head he wouldn't like this but how could

01:20:21.860 you not like this oh my god well because he would assume that it meant we didn't like him 0.96

01:20:25.760 no we love that the fucking truth couldn't be further from that dude he that that look 0.96

01:20:30.460 does go mr baloney tony baloney is oh my god that's funny uh okay so uh nancy take that down 1.00

01:20:38.340 Come on, Nancy, you bitch. 1.00

01:20:41.940 So he thought he was going to throw up at first. 1.00

01:20:43.660 My arms and legs started going limp and numb,

01:20:46.480 and I barely made it to the chair before falling down.

01:20:48.820 I was overly high, all the way to the moon.

01:20:51.820 I texted my sister and told her to be worried for me

01:20:54.300 because I wasn't sure what was about to be happening.

01:20:57.100 I just like that.

01:20:58.300 Be worried for me.

01:20:59.760 Yeah.

01:21:00.760 It was not a fun high.

01:21:02.500 I passed out and proceeded to have this insane vision.

01:21:05.120 I was in a science lab type facility.

01:21:06.860 I don't know where, but it seemed like the moon, an asteroid, somewhere that wasn't Earth.

01:21:12.380 I didn't see any people inside this facility, but had access to everywhere inside.

01:21:18.280 I started running room to room, trying to see everything I could.

01:21:22.880 While I'm running around this facility, I start hearing higher pitched laughing voices. 0.98

01:21:26.820 These are the fucking the things that are generating the astral experience that Seth talks about. 0.97

01:21:31.580 um i was given a view outside of the station and sitting on two boulders were three 0.99

01:21:36.320 to four figures figures uh figures that looked almost exactly like gremlins from the movie

01:21:42.900 gremlins the ugly kind after they hit water nasty they were just sitting on the rocks and laughing

01:21:48.640 then all of us all of the sudden they started doing a countdown to zero

01:21:55.640 what i thought she just groaned

01:22:01.960 my water is boiled my water is boiled to completion what did you say nancy well she said

01:22:10.520 uh i know why you heard me all right tony baloney mr foot tony baloney and mr foot

01:22:22.020 the adventures of tony baloney and mr foot oh no oh my god 0.99

01:22:30.100 oh this show sucks he's like this show changed my life it's fucking bad bro 0.99

01:22:38.540 i was given a view okay so we had these gremlins they're laughing all of uh the sudden they started 0.99

01:22:46.260 doing a countdown to zero uh the thought came to my mind that if i couldn't wake up before they

01:22:50.660 reach zero i would either be trapped there or die in real life so sorry baloney mr foot

01:22:56.100 mr it's mr foot hey mr foot what are you doing out here i was harking for you man

01:23:02.020 got you on my gopro um so i woke up pretty quick to their countdown the first time i woke up

01:23:09.740 realized everything was okay and passed out again i think i was too high to even stay awake at this

01:23:14.680 point i was sent back to the space station and started exploring again wow but now i knew i had

01:23:20.100 a timer and needed to pay attention to it the gremlins would start their countdown and a random

01:23:25.080 number every time add a random number every time uh sometimes i had a lot of time to run it down

01:23:29.760 run around before i needed to wake up sometimes i only had five seconds i pushed the edge way too

01:23:35.140 many times i don't know how many times i heard three two one while the gremlins laughed this is

01:23:40.220 like a we've read a story like this as well right where they're they're in this realm just going 1.00

01:23:44.120 back and forth yeah you know what these gremlins sound like they sound like the fucking machine 1.00

01:23:47.620 elves yeah yeah like they're trickster little pieces of shit bitches hey tony maloney and 1.00

01:23:53.520 mr foot crazy it was so crazy bro look they gave the mr bigfoot the fucking curls holy shit man 1.00

01:24:07.440 oh my god that's so okay we have this all right i mean whatever we're almost we're i hate we'll 0.99

01:24:13.600 never get on blurry creatures at this rate oh yeah well we can't we're kind of booked out for the 0.84

01:24:17.540 foreseeable future so we can't fucking we got no time appreciate the offer blurry boys whatever 0.98

01:24:22.460 happened to your fucking neck but i can't make it i got shit to do worst part was i couldn't stay 0.98

01:24:29.660 awake either every time i'd wake up i'd fall asleep almost immediately i explored a lot of 0.99

01:24:35.100 the station it felt like each room was hiding different kinds of secrets than the previous one

01:24:40.300 i don't remember any of those hidden secrets i found and opened up but i can still imagine what

01:24:44.600 the gremlins laughter sounded like in detail that's fascinating because in the dmt realm they

01:24:50.040 will show you all kinds of amazing technologies and revelations none of which you can remember

01:24:54.360 when you come back yeah it sounds like you he had because of this you know thc tincture

01:25:00.780 something that probably wasn't thc it might have been something closer to uh maybe yeah spice yeah

01:25:06.540 yeah well whatever the experience was it sounds exactly like a dmt experience but with a different

01:25:12.260 layer over it and this layer looks like

01:25:14.580 a space station and you're on an

01:25:16.520 asteroid but and instead of 0.99

01:25:18.480 machine elves they look like gremlins which is very fucking 0.96

01:25:20.540 similar you know but all 0.98

01:25:22.540 the activity is the same that's all I got for you 0.99

01:25:24.540 goobs at this time wouldn't be surprised if it doesn't 0.98

01:25:26.440 turn into a two-parter nope you got 0.99

01:25:28.280 fucking it was just one looking forward to hearing 0.98

01:25:30.420 this in a future Chronicles episode have 0.99

01:25:32.380 a good one oh it's Tuffy Joe

01:25:34.080 Tuffy Joe I know

01:25:36.420 you Joey Joey

01:25:37.920 Joey Baloney all right this is the last one

01:25:40.200 it's them as uh youth pastors which i think was kind of oh it's tony baloney and mr foot 0.97

01:25:45.520 the adventures of the pod pastors i like how the music dropped when that fucking happened 0.68

01:25:50.860 oh god i like that a lot man yeah love you tony love you tony see you later hey check out our 0.87

01:26:10.200 In the Chronicles

Nephilim Death Squad - September 10, 2026

Tony Bolonga and Mr. Foot ｜ NDS Chronicles

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