Nephilim Death Squad - July 24, 2026


Trump Predictions, Flat Earth, Rigged World Cup & Aliens from Arcturus | Neph 2 America


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2 hours and 27 minutes

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29,948

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726

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53

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433

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00:00:00.480 Recently, our company's softball team lost the big game by one run.
00:00:04.800 Then Dale tried to console us with the quote,
00:00:07.200 winning isn't everything.
00:00:09.060 Well, Dale and I are very different.
00:00:12.740 I get early payout from Bet365.
00:00:14.680 If my team goes up big, I get paid out instantly,
00:00:17.480 even if they blow the lead later.
00:00:19.540 Sound familiar, Dale?
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00:00:36.500 Brunello, the gracious visionary, traces Brunello Cuccinelli's life journey.
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00:00:46.080 Directed by Academy Award winner Giuseppe Tonatore, the film blends documentary and fiction.
00:00:51.560 An intimate look at the Italian entrepreneur known as the King of Cashmere.
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00:01:00.580 Recently, our company's softball team lost the big game by one run.
00:01:04.880 Then Dale tried to console us with the quote,
00:01:07.280 winning isn't everything.
00:01:09.160 Well, Dale and I are very different.
00:01:12.840 I get early payout from Bet365.
00:01:14.760 If my team goes up big, I get paid out instantly,
00:01:17.580 even if they blow the lead later.
00:01:19.580 Sound familiar, Dale?
00:01:21.340 Thanks, Bet365.
00:01:22.980 Must be 19 or older, Ontario only.
00:01:24.520 Please play responsibly.
00:01:25.340 If you have questions or concerns about your gambling
00:01:26.760 or the gambling of someone close to you,
00:01:27.800 please go to connexontario.cat and see supply. 0.99
00:01:30.000 Asshole.
00:01:31.700 Top Lobson Productions. 0.99
00:02:00.000 Oh, they're getting the ads because I put the ads on.
00:02:23.000 Viewer discretion is advised. 0.98
00:02:26.000 They're fucking laughing up this outfit, bro, but they didn't hear it. 0.93
00:02:30.000 They heard everything backstage, dude. 0.99
00:02:31.540 They did.
00:02:32.200 Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen.
00:02:33.500 They heard all the noise?
00:02:34.320 No way.
00:02:34.680 Did you put that on? 0.79
00:02:35.720 Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to another episode of Neff to America, your cultural
00:02:39.200 commentary for the end of days.
00:02:40.380 I am David Lee Corbo, a.k.a. 0.55
00:02:42.440 The Rapehead.
00:02:43.220 On the Section 8 camera. 1.00
00:02:44.880 And that's Top Lobster.
00:02:48.260 And that's the father of disinformation, Top Lobster.
00:02:50.920 Also, we have Matthew Hefner, a merchant of brown water and owner of several teas in his name and host of Straight Bible.
00:03:01.040 Before we get into today's episode, a little reminder, guys, if you want to support us, patreon.com forward slash Nephilim Death Squad.
00:03:06.520 Sign up there. Shut up, dude. Don't step on my intro. We need a new camera. 0.97
00:03:10.760 We do. It looks terrible compared to you guys and your super cool camera.
00:03:14.440 Go there. Early access to episodes before the general public.
00:03:17.640 also ad-free listening experiences access to communities of dangerous retards on telegram 0.93
00:03:22.380 on twitter and on discord you also have access to that weekly bible study ndsbs which is a great 0.85
00:03:29.760 name are we like monetizing our own fans no it's just like if you're there that's part of what's
00:03:35.100 happening in the community is this thing so to me the money is a vetting process you don't want to 0.96
00:03:40.220 let any retard into the community you want only dangerous unless they're giving money unless 1.00
00:03:44.560 are giving well if you well if you're gonna pay money to troll in the communities like all right 0.94
00:03:48.900 no no i thought we we've already explained this we're gonna kick you out anti-orthodox but yes
00:03:53.680 oh yeah if you're gonna pay money and be orthodox um you're out also discount codes off merchandise
00:03:58.880 from toplobsted.com where not only are you gonna find our merchandise uh you're also gonna find
00:04:03.620 tickets to brohemian grove oh okay all right how many more of the vip tickets are we selling
00:04:11.040 They'll sell it out immediately.
00:04:11.960 That's it.
00:04:12.100 We can't sell anymore.
00:04:12.920 No, I know.
00:04:13.380 But somebody said that, like, we can hold a lot more than what we've already sold.
00:04:17.320 And then what?
00:04:17.700 Have the fire marshal show up?
00:04:18.860 We cannot.
00:04:19.380 And you know what happens when the fire marshal shows up, right?
00:04:21.500 No problem. 0.79
00:04:22.180 They aggressively do crazy faces.
00:04:25.000 They penetrate you in front of your live audience.
00:04:27.700 They don't do that.
00:04:29.780 There you go, Bohemian Go.
00:04:31.280 August 8th, Wildwood, Florida show up.
00:04:33.320 We're going to have an awesome time.
00:04:35.000 It's from 12 to 7 p.m.
00:04:36.500 we've got performances from owen benjamin dr heather lynn ed mabry laura baker the hidden in
00:04:41.740 plain sight guys thomas the paranoid american i think cheney's going to be there as well
00:04:45.140 oh we have some more concept artwork that is oh do we almost done i mean yeah so part of the vip
00:04:51.000 thing will be uh artwork to the event oh yeah yeah i've been talking to dave a little bit about it
00:04:57.480 and um check that out that's so cool looking really good yeah and you might ask why is it
00:05:04.820 done in the style of the Raiders of the Lost Ark because we're going to be having a Timothy
00:05:08.360 Alvarino costume competition I hope because I posted about it in the Patreon and I said we 0.61
00:05:13.120 need volunteers we need maybe you know 20 maximum nobody fucking volunteered so not looking so good
00:05:19.540 on the Timothy Alvarino costume competition front which just leaves more room for you know other
00:05:23.720 performances which is fine but if you guys want that to happen we're going to need contestants
00:05:28.600 to judge so if you want to be part of the Timothy Alvarino costume competition let us know on
00:05:33.540 patreon.com forward slash netflix squad anyway guys uh welcome welcome we're we're doing this
00:05:39.200 exclusively for the pores these days yeah right i don't know if that feels good or not it doesn't
00:05:44.360 feel good to the patreon members poor over there i told you put that camera on him and put his
00:05:49.060 camera on me no the problem is that we have so like look at our cool lights yeah look at him
00:05:53.360 over there no there's better camera quality on the one camera why do i look so uh let's do the
00:05:57.580 switcheroo he hates to not look good dude and i don't like to see him not look good just put the
00:06:01.600 thing no he looks fine i mean i you know i always look good uh by the way guys um this episode at
00:06:06.500 the end of it if we reach our youtube goals of 20 donations then we're gonna do a q a at the end
00:06:12.220 we have all these things popping up at the bottom we're trying to produce here we're trying to make
00:06:15.980 this a show that's you know much more interactive but also you still give us money that's really the
00:06:20.340 important part and the goal is to attract like little kids or like what is the no that's that's
00:06:24.500 seven year olds would love that no that's neffy dude that's a little neffy he's our guy we got
00:06:29.820 him here somewhere i don't know where he is we might have lost him he's on the ground over there
00:06:32.280 i think he's on the back i think the guy that we prayed for i think he might have stole that oh
00:06:35.900 really he might have well anyway guys we reached 20 donations and we're going to answer those super
00:06:41.680 chats at the end of the show uh if we reach 19 we're not going to do it okay that's not a question
00:06:47.640 kenny the fed kenny the fed uh we can't even address that till the end of the show them's 0.98
00:06:51.300 the rules son of a bitch but he didn't say blessed no that's not what he said no i don't 0.98
00:06:55.640 think that says blessed yeah it says l-e-s-s-e in the middle well we'll address it later on um 0.99
00:07:01.360 dude the money's coming in now i know dude we're raking in the dough all five of it it's so
00:07:05.940 let's get into some of this content we're gonna start off with a little piece uh oh that's right 0.70
00:07:14.700 nancy will read all the super chats before we get in anywhere nancy say hi that is creepy
00:07:18.460 hi didn't ask you to come on screen nance but we just have to say hi she's she's not so good
00:07:25.900 at directions but i just had to 0.51
00:07:27.580 what did you have to do nance
00:07:33.940 i had to add myself on stage yeah yeah you did yeah you did uh-huh what is that picture of dude
00:07:43.700 That's Nancy. That's what Nancy looks like. 0.99
00:07:45.840 She does not. Yeah, you should see
00:07:47.400 she's got a laptop. It looks very much like
00:07:49.780 a cell phone in her hands. A little flip phone.
00:07:52.300 Yeah. It's adorable. So
00:07:53.620 here, let's get into this. We actually did a little
00:07:55.860 bit of lying when we
00:07:57.860 said that this was going to be about Trump predictions.
00:07:59.820 I just didn't read my entire headline, but the guy who
00:08:01.840 did the Trump prediction where he said he was going to get
00:08:03.580 you know, sustain a head
00:08:05.740 wound, but he was going to survive and he was going to be on
00:08:07.740 fire for the Lord. Brandon
00:08:09.140 Brandon Biggs apparently
00:08:11.780 has some more
00:08:13.700 things to say i know people are mad about the ads we got to get paid all right um so we shouldn't
00:08:19.860 have ads on who cares i didn't even know i just said oh that sounds like a good idea and i clicked
00:08:23.400 the button and then yeah i guess we could turn them off let's turn them off there we go we'll
00:08:26.680 turn the ads off for you guys to make sure if we turn them off you got to donate or whatever you
00:08:30.380 got to buy super jets all right here we go let's see what that was brilliant is can i make this
00:08:34.000 bigger there we go so brandon biggs has another prophecy about a huge uh mothership that's coming
00:08:40.740 oh you can't change it i'm gonna try but go keep going okay so brandon biggs is the guy who made
00:08:45.100 the prophecy that trump would get hit in the ear now he's back again making another prophecy
00:08:51.420 that there's going to be a huge ship going across the ocean in the days ahead all these
00:08:58.760 major alien ship and it flies over the vatican and it goes over the mayan temples down in mexico
00:09:05.280 and i said lord is there two of these because i keep praying about this and he said no it's just
00:09:09.160 one and that's what's going to make everybody freak out because they're going to see it moving
00:09:11.780 across the ocean you understand it's going to be something that's going to be on tv it's going to
00:09:16.820 move across the ocean and people are going to freak out in the days ahead then i saw little
00:09:20.900 bitty ships coming out of this mothership that were balls of light and it wasn't a real ship
00:09:25.520 it was demonic looking light that was traveling around causing confusion in our skies you said
00:09:31.780 brandon that sounds way out there yeah it is it was way out there to me i didn't well hold on
00:09:35.820 let's pause before we go any further number one i want to ask matt what do you think about the idea
00:09:38.920 of people uh and the gift of prophecy now now it's it's definitely real but this is more of like
00:09:45.840 uh fortune telling well this bald fat guy aside let's let's explore that for a second so it's
00:09:51.540 definitely real yeah and what's the the biblical precedent for that time travel what do you mean
00:09:57.180 the biblical precedent for prophecy prophecy still because i've heard people argue that prophecy is
00:10:01.920 is in uh one corinthians what is it like 13 which doesn't mean you're a prophet just because you
00:10:06.420 prophesy like just because nancy can cook noodles doesn't mean she's a five-star chef right but she
00:10:10.920 can cook noodles it's like just because you prophesy doesn't mean you're a prophet like
00:10:14.580 that's that's two different things but sure prophets can prophesy and some people can have
00:10:18.960 the spirit of prophecy which means to speak forth the mind of god but that doesn't make you a prophet
00:10:22.900 but like i'll tell you an example sure go ahead let's go so i think i i don't know if i shared
00:10:27.060 this before or not but i've been around like the real prophetic i've been around uh i was in church
00:10:31.200 one time and the dude said uh it was like an open mic night because it was like a your guy's church
00:10:36.180 open mic for prophecy well you know like when it's what are you doing you know like certain
00:10:41.740 denominations the only guy who's touching the mic is the paid the paid pastor like the guy who gives
00:10:46.220 the speech nobody else touches the mic but in like pentecostal so-called denominations sometimes
00:10:50.780 it's like you know they call it let the spirit flow or whatever oh they did try that they did
00:10:55.560 try that one time like wednesday night yeah this was on a wednesday because i feel like that's
00:10:59.780 where you freestyle it was a pentecost service okay uh pastor rick gave the mic to some lady and
00:11:05.120 immediately regret i could tell the regret lady was it the lady with the fedora no no somebody
00:11:10.740 else all right because that's a that's a that's a big sign she had a long convoluted testimony that
00:11:15.260 went nowhere yeah she was kind of funny so okay so so this is the thing that has biblical precedent
00:11:19.880 do you think that because oftentimes i get caught in this place where it's like people who have
00:11:23.980 psychic premonitions and or or clairvoyancy and everything like is that inherently demonic i do
00:11:29.280 think that there are gifts that god gives you but they can be used by you know the enemy so so the
00:11:36.400 gift of prophecy could a guy really be open to receiving prophecy but if he's not in alignment
00:11:43.320 with the lord then he's getting false prophecy from demonic spirits recently our company softball
00:11:49.440 team lost the big game by one run then dale tried to console us with the quote winning isn't
00:11:55.240 Everything.
00:11:56.380 Well, Dale and I are very different.
00:12:00.040 I get early payout from Bet365.
00:12:01.960 If my team goes up big, I get paid out instantly, even if they blow the lead later.
00:12:06.780 Sound familiar, Dale?
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00:12:47.920 I mean, that's possible.
00:12:49.480 Are you reading the chat?
00:12:50.380 No, no, I'm thinking.
00:12:51.180 that's what trying to track because sometimes your questions are like really long questions
00:12:55.120 there's a long yeah i have one question sentence but it's like a 20 sentence i just got to elaborate
00:12:58.920 i'm feeling air time here dude well no like there can be both i don't know like there's like uh
00:13:05.200 there's dudes who hear the voice of god like balaam heard the voice of god but he still went
00:13:09.440 astray dude like he still he only could speak forth the mind of god which i know you guys hate
00:13:14.260 that prophecy because he blesses israel he says all this wonderful stuff about the nation we bless
00:13:18.560 israel all the time in the show yeah uh says no like i think we're funded like i can't curse them
00:13:22.480 got them you can't curse them you can only bless them yeah there's this whole thing but then he
00:13:28.220 goes astray if you follow his story out he teaches the moabites to like bring their women to the 0.92
00:13:33.460 israelite men and he gets them to sin that way it's this big whole thing but then uh there's
00:13:38.200 people who yeah that could hear demonic spirits but like more than that i i just think it's dudes
00:13:43.180 making stuff up i don't think it's necessarily like it seems like like oh i saw this thing if
00:13:47.600 you ever run in those crowds you hear like the dumbest prophecies and at some point you're like
00:13:51.280 dude you're just making that up or maybe you had a thought like like you thought a thing and then 0.75
00:13:55.480 it just really stuck with you yeah and you're like oh i'll present this to the church as like
00:14:00.580 i had a vision of it but it's like no you just had a thought about it one of our thought and then
00:14:04.640 now you're saying it was a vision one of our episodes that we did that got lost uh you and
00:14:09.320 i did them together and i think it aired on audio but we never got the video out there oh that was
00:14:13.500 like seth's uh yeah we lost one out there very third episode that's a bummer and he's been
00:14:18.120 crushing by the way my bad he's still waiting for that to drop yeah yeah yeah so uh this is
00:14:23.620 how we're breaking the news yeah thank you guys so much for the super chat we're gonna read them
00:14:26.240 at the end uh so drop in the bucket that guy bought me this coffee oh that's nice that we
00:14:33.260 prayed for seth oh yeah the guy came in okay so you're like yeah i'll pray for you if you buy me
00:14:38.200 a coffee i don't know if i like that that's the cost explicitly that's what i said i don't know
00:14:42.300 if i like that top this uh this episode that we did we were talking about those pod pastors and
00:14:46.480 joseph c was one of those guys that was prophesying over joseph z man this this network uh evangelist
00:14:53.740 thing that he had going on a televangelist thing that he had going on and he prophesied over the
00:14:58.380 owner of the network and the wife or something like that and then it came to pass that she would
00:15:03.120 die shortly i think i remember you guys saying this yeah yeah so i i don't know uh feels like 0.99
00:15:08.660 a lot of people are either because i don't think you put your ass in the line especially on on 0.92
00:15:13.420 on record like that yeah i don't like i'm not gonna go on this so what are we saying you have 0.97
00:15:18.340 like this incredibly uh supernatural profound gift from god the gift of prophecy yeah on tv
00:15:25.160 begging for money with it oh thank you uh scott for the flower what the hell is this i don't know
00:15:30.680 what it is i don't know what it is gems yesterday yeah yeah we're getting gems and flowers and coins
00:15:34.620 and jewels and i really appreciate them and i love them and they're very pretty i don't know
00:15:38.240 what they do though but thank you scott but you see what i'm saying like say like uh like imagine
00:15:43.020 like say i had the gift of healing right you have these guys they get the big tent or whatever and
00:15:47.600 they go around and they do like healing services right they have a tent and they're gonna oh come
00:15:52.080 in the prayer line and we'll pray for you and during this whole show we're gonna take up a
00:15:56.180 donation yeah right if i had if i had a healing gift that i knew god uh was operating through me 0.93
00:16:02.200 to heal anyone that i prayed for you don't think i'd be in every fucking hospital in america the 0.91
00:16:07.960 why are you swearing on this show sorry i get excited christian show you don't think i'd be in 0.98
00:16:11.100 every hospital in america i'd stop everything i was doing and go into every hospital yeah and lay
00:16:17.020 hands on people with cancer and lay hands on people that have been in wheelchairs their whole
00:16:20.380 life and late you think i'd be in some tent begging for money like this is a scandal at some
00:16:25.120 point like oh you're a prophet i feel like you're getting really on tv like what are we well yeah
00:16:29.180 because the church has become a scam i just want everybody to know we're getting just hit with
00:16:32.560 gems and silver stars and gold coins and i don't know what any of them do but you guys are showering
00:16:36.300 us in wealth and i'm so i'm so appreciative let me ask what it does everybody falls for it
00:16:41.560 everybody's like oh yeah he's a prophet he's on tv begging for money like what are you talking
00:16:47.380 about how does any of that line up with biblical prophets dude none of it none of it lines up yeah
00:16:51.900 i don't know i don't know what to to do about that i mean i i think the gifts of the spirit
00:16:55.920 are obviously still alive and that's why they're being counterfeited right but where are the real
00:17:00.460 ones dude well the underground church is a real thing dude is it yeah i don't say you said that
00:17:05.960 in a way that i'm like i don't know if that's true it's definitely true man the underground
00:17:09.140 church is a real thing there's definitely real ones i was gonna share a story go ahead and share
00:17:13.600 a story get a little long-winded why don't you fine i don't i don't no no i don't want to like
00:17:16.820 take over i was just saying i was gonna share a story about prophecy that happened over my life
00:17:20.400 it was very meaningful to me let's hear it you guys both have cool prophecy over your life 0.97
00:17:24.040 nobody's ever prophesied we've enabled mine's not cool and uh basically they buy bullshit okay 0.95
00:17:29.420 gives it to us i love it that bullshit might equal less money when we get it sorry for the 0.99
00:17:33.800 um dropping the f-bomb yeah you're really getting crazy the kids i know kids that watch straight 0.94
00:17:38.480 bible they don't really watch this one probably well i like that they're giving us stuff because
00:17:42.400 right now we're just trying to hijack the algorithm i know it's nice it looks like we're getting so
00:17:46.040 much stuff it shows up in reds and yellows and blues floating heart you guys stop you guys
00:17:51.360 later uh we're gonna check it out later i think actually no nancy will read it later well let's 0.93
00:17:55.700 read the rest of or watch the rest of brandon biggs big fat bullshit and then we can get into
00:17:59.440 matt's prophecy hey let's dance okay hey let's dance i talked about it but i'm instructed to 0.96
00:18:04.800 you say well brandon that sounds like you're on something well no folks i'm just here to warn you
00:18:08.400 i'm just here to warn you and as wild out there as a sound fearful sights you will see that will
00:18:12.960 bring you to your knee i'm here to warn you the enemy is not playing fair with trying to deceive
00:18:17.040 people with what's coming hold on a second we just got a thousand gems dude one thousand gems
00:18:23.600 what's that this is so great we got so many gems dude no i'm locked into this guy can you imagine
00:18:28.320 and elijah just talking like that like what's the thing you call it when you can look at somebody's
00:18:32.060 face and you just know what's happening physiognomy it's cool i bet you elijah never got a thousand 0.89
00:18:36.460 gems dude a thousand gems elijah would lose his shit if he had a thousand gems what are we gonna 0.91
00:18:41.900 do with all these gems like look i it just i don't know and what's he doing this is like his job 0.94
00:18:46.840 this is like his guys if you're giving us money ask a question oh yeah yeah well i don't know if
00:18:51.420 that yeah because we were supposed to uh we were supposed to well only in this real money though
00:18:56.040 not of his gems uh i don't know what it is i don't know if it's real money i'll pull this i'll pull
00:19:00.360 this one up so that way we know uh here we here we go guys oh yeah super chats are gonna be ready
00:19:04.380 what do you think about our new uh overlays oh yeah yeah it's nice yeah nancy what do you think
00:19:12.140 about us receiving a thousand gems nice i don't know what that means something's not right with
00:19:19.160 nancy i know you guys are laughing and stuff but something's up she's exactly the same as always
00:19:23.900 that's true no something's up so look i mean what this guy's saying we'll let him finish in a second
00:19:28.820 so far like he's he's not off track on being correct we are in the middle of disclosure 0.98
00:19:33.740 they are doing a bunch of big gay fake shit no problem so but that's how you act honestly oh 0.99
00:19:38.380 wait no we can't we can't forfeit or i'm sorry we can't counterfeit the the the gifts of the spirit 1.00
00:19:43.020 because that would be totally wrong right but if there was a time to fake prophesy about aliens 0.79
00:19:47.940 it's fucking right now it dude there's fake profits do what you want with that information 0.87
00:19:51.400 in every time period they're doing i'm actually surprised that the the pod pastors didn't fake 0.98
00:19:56.020 prophesy about the aliens oh yeah that would have been the move it would have been the move yeah we 1.00
00:19:59.620 got hit up by a pod pastor recently oh we're gonna have him on no fuck that shit why not i listened 0.99
00:20:03.880 to him and i said this guy sounds gay and maybe i'm wrong maybe i'm wrong maybe i'm just too harsh 0.99
00:20:08.300 on people yeah but he's too close to that pod pastor group yeah but what if you say that to 0.98
00:20:12.920 him what if they're what if i say like yeah you're a bit of a homosexual yeah you could pull him out 0.99
00:20:16.640 of the burning fiery furnace no it's like bro you're kind of doing gay stuff i want to like 0.99
00:20:21.000 i want to spar to kick them in further but we should talk to him should we talk to him you know 0.99
00:20:27.580 why i didn't like the way he reached out to us hold on i'll read the salutations i won't right
00:20:31.540 i didn't say salutations um but yeah but what if you bring a guy on and you're just raw and real
00:20:37.600 with him and then what if we bring a guy on we just raw dog him no that's not what i said you're
00:20:41.820 just raw and real with him and then he's like oh yeah i don't like the corniness of the way i play 0.92
00:20:45.820 this little church game no he's a liar like i said we don't have nearly enough money to convince this
00:20:50.760 person to not do the grift that this is what he said he said anyways i thought after he said a 0.63
00:20:54.560 bunch of and even if i did have enough money i wouldn't give it to him he goes uh i thought i'd
00:20:59.140 reach out promote myself a bit and if your audience audience is rabid and rich i'd love to
00:21:05.340 be on your show to sell as many books as i can is that what he said that's what he said have him on
00:21:09.980 no i think we should have him on i don't know man and just let the chat tear him apart 0.90
00:21:16.200 feed them to the animals feed them to the retards is he saying like because you guys are raw and 0.86
00:21:20.920 real come on somebody this is what i'm really doing stop dude this is what i'm doing and so 0.81
00:21:26.600 let's just be honest i'm because i like that if you're saying like hey i'm here anyways i thought
00:21:30.960 i'd reach out promote myself a bit and if your audience is rabbit and rich i'd love to be on
00:21:36.280 your show and sell as many books as i can i like that okay what's the context what's the rest of
00:21:41.940 context is mammon but does he get it does he get it unto me mammon hey let's cut the bs that's what
00:21:49.360 i'm here to do i don't think so i was listening to him on a show recently and i was like
00:21:52.920 but i put it up to god i asked god i said hey god's that this guy nothing yet god said get
00:21:58.400 the white jeep he's like figure out how to listen go to the car wash go to the car go to the car
00:22:02.900 wash i can't ever go to the car wash again okay let's we're gonna let this guy finish i did go
00:22:06.740 to big dan's afterwards and when the thing came down i was like i did no because yours is tapered 0.79
00:22:11.160 normal my shit is flat and it's just and now i can't go to a car wash anymore because i'll be 0.95
00:22:16.520 damned if it happens again so what does that mean that's called you just cursed yourself don't do 0.99
00:22:21.220 that that is true don't do that we already we already did that we're not talking about cuss 0.99
00:22:25.820 words we're talking about like cursing and swearing yeah no you all right let's let brandon
00:22:30.620 biggs finish lying to us guys are you subscribed to the patreon are you subscribed look at that
00:22:34.100 coffee pot is that a face on it i don't like whose face is on that coffee pot i can't tell
00:22:37.860 no that's old nobody's even into that anymore i'm not brewing this that was such a banger line
00:22:43.600 yeah remember when i said chat is brilliant whenever remember when i said i we were talking
00:22:48.160 about um black people invited to brohemia and grove and i said no blacks allowed and then and
00:22:52.160 then i said okay mabry won oh you said that that's funny that's pretty funny you guys get it it's
00:22:58.660 pretty you guys get that that's so funny dude that was a really good thing that i said not a good
00:23:03.200 delivery right now for as funny as that joke was but that was maybe one maybe just one that was
00:23:08.860 pretty good maybe just okay let's let brandon biggs finish line come on let's come on what are we doing
00:23:12.540 here what are we doing maybe maybe not going to throw all the curveballs he can stop when the
00:23:21.080 anti-credits steps on the scene and he says hey we have a solution for all the problems in the days
00:23:24.860 ahead all i have p i'm gonna bring peace i'm gonna bring in prosperity i'm gonna do this but all you
00:23:29.900 so he says a big ship is coming here's the question are there big ships well people who
00:23:36.140 study underwater have who's this guy what's his name jp something right he's been on uh
00:23:42.460 the confessionals before and there was this you know we were like a rapper well it's not that
00:23:46.720 he's a rapper maybe he is a rapper he looks like a rapper is he a rapper i think his name is i think
00:23:51.560 he's an apologetics guy i've seen him uh debating ortho people the debate jp something you guys
00:23:57.740 is this guy jp uncut i can't tell see the people like the mabry mabry nacho hold on here is it
00:24:05.060 this same guy and this is racist i mean but is this the same guy no i don't think it's the same
00:24:08.880 no no it's not wait a second kind of uh yeah isaiah robin thank you rusty okay but is this 0.89
00:24:16.780 the same guy no no no no are we sure oh all black people are rappers so are we gonna baptize brandon
00:24:23.920 and perry at bro grove i was watching them look at the ad like for bro grove and it was so funny
00:24:30.100 because it's like ed mabry's like i want to help people get closer to god and then it goes to uh
00:24:35.680 brandon and perry we'll play it yeah that's really funny yeah let's bring that up because
00:24:39.840 it's i didn't realize we'll play it after brandon finishes how jarring it was so yeah um this guy
00:24:45.680 isaiah robbins we were going to reach out to him i just didn't like the way he talked said that
00:24:49.260 there football talks this guy are you sure that this guy is not jp uncut that i just showed you
00:24:54.020 right there is that like a i'm being very serious name well i mean yeah that looks like every other
00:25:00.080 black dude they're wearing you know what sparrow said it's christian bale it might just be
00:25:05.780 it might just be christian bale though christian black okay you see what you're doing here matt 0.60
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00:26:11.420 start your free trial today size things underwater moving at least 200 miles per
00:26:19.940 hour what you received intelligence that suggests that there are perhaps deep
00:26:26.900 water alien bases right now sitting on the ocean floor on this planet is that
00:26:31.520 accurate I would say that's pretty accurate can you go into more detail how
00:26:37.700 long have they been here where are they well never has there been a more uh untrustworthy face
00:26:44.880 than avi loeb's oh yeah he is such i mean i'm gonna be real honest here which guy is avi loeb
00:26:51.280 wait wait go ahead and guess let's make a big screen so matt can see and then tell me which
00:26:54.760 one is is avi loeb with the untrustworthy face i'm not trusting any of those three faces okay
00:27:00.040 but go ahead pick one who's the most untrustworthy okay well the main guy in the middle can't be him
00:27:04.320 because he's the main guy the old guy to the right has to be he's like from tennessee and he's he
00:27:08.800 could be trusted because he's from tennessee he's a country he's a good old sir laugh is probably
00:27:13.400 abby loeb but i'm not trusting any why abby loeb the the jew no way he was on the confessionals
00:27:24.280 dude i swear to god i love tony merkel his discernment is all out of whack bro abby loeb
00:27:28.540 is a con man 100 100 but i guess if i had the opportunity to uh we need more overlays i like
00:27:35.820 how uh hectic this screen looks it just looks like an advertisement it really does dude yeah
00:27:41.560 it looks like there's like seven year olds at home going mommy buy me that i want that well
00:27:46.400 yeah that's neffy neffy's gonna be world famous soon people are really gonna love neffy they're 0.97
00:27:50.780 gonna buy him and i'm gonna put him on my dashboard instead of a fucking duck that's 0.98
00:27:54.500 probably smart. It's smart. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So keep watching JP on cover. 0.99
00:27:58.280 All this with my East Tennessee vernacular. So we've got five, five or six deep water
00:28:05.720 areas of the, of the, of our oceans. We actually know more about the surface of the moon than
00:28:11.500 we do about, about these areas. And these are areas where we have a high frequency of
00:28:18.400 ufo or uap sightings we've had naval folks told me at pretty high up that they've actually
00:28:26.520 tracked these things now we have stuff that can go underwater probably 30 to 40 miles an hour
00:28:31.380 maybe something a little belly button people what's he talking their ability to make something 0.99
00:28:35.900 so interesting be so boring is a crime this is really stupid it's a crime tim birchett should 0.99
00:28:41.500 be thrown into a volcano for making this an unlistenable pile of slop i don't care at all 0.99
00:28:47.960 about the things that are moving under the surface of the ocean 0.99
00:28:50.500 upwards of 200 miles per hour or what the fuck ever
00:28:52.960 because of the way he's talking.
00:28:54.840 Exactly.
00:28:55.440 It makes me hate him.
00:28:56.460 It's just like when Top or you say, you know, at church, 1.00
00:28:59.100 they take the coolest thing and make it sound so stupid. 1.00
00:29:01.280 Amen. 1.00
00:29:01.920 I don't say that.
00:29:02.600 I say that all the time.
00:29:03.620 Yeah, Raven does.
00:29:03.960 Yeah, my bad.
00:29:04.360 I say that a lot.
00:29:05.040 This is very boring, and I hate it.
00:29:06.640 In fact, I don't care to look at it anymore.
00:29:08.260 Okay, that's fine.
00:29:09.560 I'm done with it, actually.
00:29:10.920 Let's watch that promo for Bro Grove
00:29:12.920 so people can see what we did to the hidden sight guys,
00:29:16.280 which is kind of a is that is that playing through can people hear that they should be
00:29:21.900 oh look at all that orthodox iconography i want to enhance people's walk with god
00:29:28.020 hot take but there are some funny side effects to getting molested as a child
00:29:37.140 physically we're in a kingdom of darkness but the kingdom of light is inside of us
00:29:45.840 You know, you can never really trust somebody who thinks we can actually go out in space.
00:29:51.640 Oh my God, bro. 1.00
00:29:56.080 Transhumanist dream, it's this idea of battling nature and winning.
00:29:59.880 So you beat God at his own game. 1.00
00:30:01.720 Yeah, they're using military-grade psychological warfare weapons directly on you.
00:30:08.600 They can keep trying to point me over to the Holy Land, but I see the battle happening here.
00:30:15.840 and the wizards are the ones that get mad like the people that hate conspiracy theorists are
00:30:23.940 conspirators i believe in christ everything that i do is aimed at that i'm already probably on a
00:30:35.560 watch list but i will probably be arrested yeah i don't even remember saying that i don't remember
00:30:42.340 saying that either because i was thinking the other day i was like sometimes i'd be farting
00:30:45.060 is that aimed at christ like i don't think that everything i do is aimed at christ i said i think
00:30:48.780 that's the goal yeah laney made that he just finds all the stuff um and i just think it's funny
00:30:55.220 because hidden in plain sight is so like jarringly you know uh everybody else seems like they they
00:31:03.200 work for the orthodox church by the way guys we are eight of 20 super chats and we got an hour
00:31:10.000 left so if we get the rest of these super chats we'll read your hour we're going way past no no
00:31:14.240 just until we reach the goal that's how long it is so uh 12 more super chats or else we're not 0.99
00:31:19.580 answering any of your questions and you guys can go fuck yourself oh i said that's right i said it 0.98
00:31:24.380 right here right now you guys heard it here first so um yeah that guy though brandon biggs i mean 0.99
00:31:29.880 a lot of people do look at him as a guy you know he did if you listen to his prediction surrounding
00:31:36.380 trump it was really incredible it was it was pretty incredible and i remember that got clint
00:31:42.880 russell hook line and sinker all of a sudden he became a big you know pun intended brandon biggs
00:31:48.560 fan really yeah you don't remember that he was like on fire for brandon biggs hey we got another
00:31:55.220 200 gems so many so many gems dude i don't think these count toward the super chat i'm not sure i
00:32:00.760 really don't know you don't know thank you for the gems if you're using money just gonna do with
00:32:03.900 the gems i don't know i don't know we'll find out what they are they're gonna make a nice coat
00:32:07.320 they're gonna mail them to us oh maybe i don't know wait so is there a certain amount like is
00:32:12.120 the guy um doing a um don't point the guy brandon biggs yeah yeah he's doing prophecies like every
00:32:19.100 day or every day at some point you're gonna get i mean imagine all the stuff you say it's very
00:32:25.020 specific to say he's gonna get shot but it's gonna miss him it's gonna burst his eardrum
00:32:28.840 he's gonna fall on the ground okay but imagine if i get up every week and i say hey tomorrow
00:32:34.420 like whatever is the news now iran is we're bombing iran again yeah yeah uh tomorrow what's
00:32:39.940 gonna happen is trump um he's gonna say that they're the deal is back on tomorrow but what
00:32:46.080 we're actually gonna do is bomb their uh i don't know like something important you'd be like i saw
00:32:52.320 on a vision uh gasoline tanks blowing up in iran and you know what i mean if you used to do stuff
00:32:57.940 like this like every week sooner or later the stuff comes true at some point i think and are
00:33:02.540 you tapping into something in the spirit realm i'm not saying you're not so you can tap out though
00:33:06.520 you can tap out like you can get a certain size of audience and then like that's all that you'll
00:33:11.080 reach i think oh yeah yeah but you can't do that constantly oh cherry cherry bear says
00:33:15.940 five thousand subscribers is probably the max that you'll be able to get to it about the ceiling
00:33:20.180 yeah but you can keep doing it cherry says if matt drops five more f-bombs i'll keep super
00:33:24.200 chatting oh that's an interesting uh and how much cherry bomb i don't know cherry hold the mic up
00:33:29.200 cherry uh here so we got a clip here from jim brewer you love israel matt let's drop some f-bombs
00:33:35.940 yeah i do love israel you do love israel you do love israel so we have jim brewer here uh let me
00:33:42.100 share this tab and did you send that video that i was asking you to send no you're you're a real 0.99
00:33:48.460 piece of shit um yeah i did okay okay we'll find that in a little bit because it's it's a 0.99
00:33:55.420 tangentially is that a word tangentially i think it is gen gen gen genitalia tangentially uh 1.00
00:34:05.420 attached to this. What was the show with this guy
00:34:07.720 in Dave Chappelle where they were stoners and they
00:34:09.660 were selling weed? Not How High. I always
00:34:11.800 mess it up. Half-baked. Half-baked.
00:34:14.060 Is that what it was called? That was good. 1.00
00:34:15.560 That was a movie. Oh, here we go. We got them coming in.
00:34:17.820 Guys, they're coming in. I'm not going to say what's
00:34:19.740 coming in, but they're coming. Ooh, they're coming.
00:34:22.460 Okay, so let's hear what
00:34:23.700 Jim Brewer has said. I really like Jim Brewer, by the way.
00:34:25.500 Here's what I don't know on the show. Oh, fuck. 1.00
00:34:27.660 Alright, I ruined everything. So if you go to Jersey, New York 1.00
00:34:29.920 No, shut up real quick. 0.98
00:34:31.700 He's cool. He's getting old. Jim Brewer's the best. 1.00
00:34:33.640 He's getting old, yeah.
00:34:35.120 He's going to puff in the gange, dude.
00:34:36.700 Oh, yeah.
00:34:37.360 He looks so high all the time.
00:34:38.720 Here's what I don't understand.
00:34:40.280 It's a drip right now.
00:34:41.380 New York and the whole East Coast.
00:34:43.260 The sun's dimmed out because of fires from Canada.
00:34:47.580 So if you're spinning that fast, how does the smoke just stay in one area during the night, during the day, whatever?
00:34:54.240 Does it follow the spinning?
00:34:55.840 I don't understand that.
00:34:56.780 Can someone explain the sounds to me?
00:34:57.920 I never understand that.
00:34:58.880 That if we're spinning on a globe and we're going thousands of miles an hour, how does forest fire smoke just hover in New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania for days, night and day?
00:35:12.020 Here's what I don't understand.
00:35:13.060 That's a great question.
00:35:13.880 Well, I always was confused because when I was a kid, they said, like, it's not you're not just going around the sun, but you're also going like this as you go around the sun.
00:35:22.200 So I was like, well, how come when I jump, I land right here?
00:35:24.760 But also when I jump, I land over there.
00:35:26.720 not just that you're doing this around the sun and you're also doing this as you go around the
00:35:30.840 sun but the sun and the whole galaxy is also doing this as it moves through everybody in school was
00:35:36.880 just like got it 100 makes sense 100 got it 100 very weird i mean yeah it is weird it's a confusing
00:35:43.520 thing um i i think i mentioned on a previous so i was having a discussion with my son about it
00:35:47.580 people were in the comments of that episode where we talked about some flat earth stuff
00:35:52.680 and they were going oh this previous episode right yeah they were going about time boys
00:35:56.840 about time a lot of people want us it's i'm gonna say something crazy here they want us to go full
00:36:02.260 flat it's like the orthodox church they want us to be in them oh yeah yeah that's interesting
00:36:09.500 it's a they what do they say they're the one true shape of the earth that is um more like um
00:36:16.940 what's it called where it makes everybody divide in the camps more um divided yeah but there's
00:36:23.260 another word that they polarizing oh don't say poles because that's not a true thing either
00:36:27.420 flat earth is the jews like they say like don't like the i would say flat earth is almost more 0.98
00:36:32.300 no no they say flat earth is number two it's definitely behind the jews that's the most 0.99
00:36:36.660 polarizing topic you put the jews on such a pedestal you really put them on a pedestal you 1.00
00:36:40.420 really do you know what's interesting though is unlike the flat earth the jews don't want us in 0.99
00:36:44.420 them uh they want us out right yeah we are the goyim and and we stay out flat earthers want us 0.81
00:36:50.580 inside them so bad so when i showed top that the word goy is a word that like god uses in the bible 0.72
00:36:55.960 he was irate no i would use the word if i was god it's a word that a jew that wrote the bible 0.79
00:37:00.860 uses it's the word of god oh my god written by a jew go ahead raven hot dog earth what that 0.96
00:37:08.480 reminded me hot dog earth reminded me uh so today i was driving to go uh drop off my son he's gonna 0.89
00:37:15.820 go be a chocolatier based he's gonna go he's uh what time is it he's probably done now i think
00:37:21.300 they're done what are you talking about like what do you mean by that there's a local he's gonna be
00:37:24.620 a chocolate person there's a local chocolate place they make their own chocolate drop them
00:37:27.880 off to do crime i thought you meant okay black with jp uncut they're gonna let the they're gonna
00:37:33.140 let the kids in they're gonna make chocolate it starts with a p and it's like a blue down by
00:37:37.060 something so oh that's cool man yeah like dipping the strawberries and my kids went there too yeah
00:37:46.020 it was nice we're even what's your list of fruits you like again my the list of fruits that i like
00:37:50.080 my favorite my top three strawberries in this order no no no hot dogs no no no no um this is
00:37:58.020 a lot of money pineapple yeah you got don't don't don't address the money we address the money at
00:38:01.780 the end pineapple is my number one that operates on like onesies and twosies yeah yeah he can only
00:38:06.380 do one thing like this not two things at a time so i uh pineapple i love pineapple can't eat too
00:38:12.000 much of it though because it's acidic it also has pineapple you guys have been doing stuff
00:38:15.220 about it recently oh that's true yeah my second one is what a man you know david in in did you
00:38:20.220 remember too i heard it yeah it's watermelon in embarrassment i'm 100 sure he went and picked up
00:38:24.820 some of this number three no i haven't done that but number three is because of his favorite soda
00:38:29.400 flavor go ahead that's not true no no no uh grape drink no orange oranges i love but i hate when
00:38:35.100 you get a bad orange i hate when you get a bad watermelon i hate when you get a bad pineapple
00:38:37.920 when they're bland and they're not very juicy really upsets me what's another food that you
00:38:42.100 love oh i yeah of course but this is universal what does he get all the time from publix
00:38:46.140 fried chicken i love fried chicken why who is your best friend i don't want to even say new
00:38:51.780 because that kind of makes it like james williams james williams of uh dark waters is is my favorite
00:38:56.500 human being so i love where this is going connections maybe so okay all right i'm driving
00:39:01.220 my kid's chocolate he's gonna go be chocolate listen to this story this is a crazy story okay
00:39:05.840 so we're driving and uh there's a couple of cars ahead of us on a two-lane road that are stopping 0.98
00:39:12.480 both side by side just right now today yeah today so i'm going oh shit man uh and i start slowing
00:39:17.340 down and i'm looking for whatever reason they're stopping there's no stoplight or anything they're
00:39:20.620 stopping dead in the middle of the road and i look over and i realize it's a turtle and they're 0.92
00:39:24.520 trying to avoid the turtle and the car in front of me for whatever reason fucking adjusts and 0.98
00:39:31.200 drives straight into the turtle shreds turtle dude and i turtle got black dude for five minutes 0.99
00:39:39.900 straight i'm going what the fuck is wrong with you why are you and i'm screaming how big was 0.98
00:39:46.640 the turtle uh uh bigger than a hat what's the odds that it was a boomer recently our company softball 0.99
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00:40:21.900 and see supply they just didn't want to wait we're in the villages so you know yeah very
00:40:26.940 you want to see something even worse than that no i'm not done with this story yet dude okay but
00:40:31.080 this one this one goes with it so just keep i'm gonna put it right here i saw a dead kitten today
00:40:34.740 relax relax this is gonna go right with this in the mindset of boomers but i know you're always 0.75
00:40:39.160 like big on sticking up for the boomers now but i'm gonna trash them i was furious i cannot stand 0.96
00:40:44.380 that shit yeah like the idea to do cpr on no i saw a dude huge chunk ripped out of him like he was 0.99
00:40:49.620 done yeah there's only one car ahead of me so he's how big was it uh bigger than a hat i'd say 0.99
00:40:54.840 probably like that big what kind of hat like a baseball baseball so like a flat do you know
00:40:59.720 the difference between soft shell turtles and like hard there's a hard shell turtle okay so like so
00:41:03.480 it like flung the shell like it cracked it it took a chunk out of the shell you can see all the red
00:41:08.360 meat inside homeboy went spinning off into the abyss and i was like did you get the meat no i 0.91
00:41:14.600 because i had to go drop my kid off to do chocolate and i was let me tell you dude so angry i mean
00:41:20.760 like my wife she was she was like she'll like literally you know from time to time she'll go 1.00
00:41:26.940 like ah calm down calm down this time she was like she threw her hands up in the air she's like yeah
00:41:30.580 man that was messed up really like this car that worked up this car yeah yeah i hate when people
00:41:34.680 i don't have a problem with killing animals you're gonna eat them but you're just maliciously 0.87
00:41:37.440 running shit over on the road we did it on purpose 100 percent in a hurry now i gotta see who this 0.99
00:41:44.720 is yeah no you tracked him down oh yeah so i'm right behind him i pull up it's fucking top's wife 0.99
00:41:52.040 my wife goes is that top's wife and i go no there's no way over the turtle there's no way 1.00
00:42:07.480 no wonder she was so short on the phone call now it all makes sense and i but when i see her 0.99
00:42:13.100 this is what i see in the in the rear view fucking camera three right hold on wait boom 0.98
00:42:18.000 this is what i see i see because she ran over the turtle just fucking freaking out so i think 0.98
00:42:25.220 she's going to work no right so bringing the kids to the same place we're going so i get there 1.00
00:42:31.360 and i go um i i you know she goes to give us a hug and i go tina the turtle terminator and she
00:42:38.820 goes what that's what that text was about she goes how did you know oh my god this is so funny dude
00:42:44.620 by the way by the way christina yeah is this true what david's telling me right now yeah that's why
00:42:52.340 she was devastated that i'm a turtle murderer oh my god yeah it's true tina the turtle terminator
00:43:02.420 you didn't see it though no i thought it was like maybe a hat or something
00:43:08.000 that's a new york city wait wait what kind of hat
00:43:19.500 just say it no way bigger than a yamaka and she but but my thing is she thought it was a hat and
00:43:31.120 she was like gonna run it over she's from this city yeah yeah why not oh my god there was someone
00:43:37.760 right behind me just so happened to be david and i thought if i don't go the person behind me is
00:43:43.660 gonna drive into me so i had to make a really thick decision david does be pressuring no no 0.81
00:43:49.360 i leave ample space i leave ample space i'm not i don't ride people's asses or anything 0.97
00:43:53.900 we don't try to kill him okay okay real quick real quick what sound did it make 0.97
00:43:57.560 pop it was a thump a significant thump all right and nobody got the food like nobody even honored
00:44:05.080 that animal by going back and no dude there's a line of traffic we're not gonna go eat this
00:44:09.680 I'm going to call you that thing.
00:44:11.300 I was very disheartened over the whole thing.
00:44:13.000 She was. She was messed up. 0.87
00:44:14.720 It's because she knew it was going to come up on the show. 0.65
00:44:17.180 Oh, yeah. Goodbye.
00:44:20.020 Dude, you just left her like that?
00:44:21.620 She feels terrible now.
00:44:22.340 But that was the thing.
00:44:23.280 You were going to say, like, hey, sweetie, it's okay.
00:44:25.120 She goes, I thought it was a hat, and I'm going,
00:44:27.140 why is everybody stopping for this hat? 0.99
00:44:29.120 Just fucking run it over. 0.99
00:44:30.360 You guys really are from the city. 0.99
00:44:32.380 This is a little bit my fault.
00:44:34.420 Yes.
00:44:35.120 No, no, not really, because she wasn't going fast.
00:44:36.880 but what i have told her because she's ran over a squirrel before what yeah well the squirrels
00:44:42.260 the squirrels do a thing where they they go like this yeah yeah they'll go go back and then go this
00:44:46.220 way and then right under your tire yeah and she almost swerved into oncoming traffic oh yeah you
00:44:50.260 can't do that squirrels you gotta drive straight on yeah here's the deal you got a family in the
00:44:54.840 car that's a squirrel do a calculation real quick stay on the track you got to run a family versus
00:45:00.060 council family versus squirrels easy easy golf cart and there's no other carts around that's
00:45:05.340 different you can come to a complete stop you can do whatever you have to do there was there was
00:45:08.660 two cars ahead of us i'm not a boomer no there's two cars ahead of us in this situation and then
00:45:14.240 you know we're there and then there's cars behind us it was it was just normal traffic dude um
00:45:19.380 but yeah i mean just the decision to not avoid the hat like everybody's avoiding the hat might 0.99
00:45:24.660 well avoid the hat okay but recently i've come across boomers who will just straight up run over
00:45:29.040 a squirrel that's sad yeah run over a squirrel on a golf cart path how do you even do that 0.63
00:45:35.180 There's not even a golf cart.
00:45:36.700 That's what I'm saying.
00:45:37.460 This is the ultimate of boomerhood is like.
00:45:39.440 It's so easy to stop and let the squirrel make its decision.
00:45:41.860 You're on a golf cart.
00:45:42.580 There's not even traffic.
00:45:43.500 There's nobody.
00:45:44.440 Look at the golf cart.
00:45:45.120 That's so terrible.
00:45:46.140 Look at this.
00:45:46.520 That's so terrible.
00:45:47.480 Oh, no.
00:45:47.960 That's horrible.
00:45:49.020 I get mad. 1.00
00:45:50.220 I don't like when people kill shit. 1.00
00:45:53.720 It's a dead squirrel on a golf cart path. 1.00
00:45:56.580 That's crazy.
00:45:57.140 You can tell me a golf cart couldn't slow down.
00:46:00.300 Oh, there we go.
00:46:01.580 Honestly, Laney says turtle clip tomorrow.
00:46:03.240 boomers but but is that not the greatest story imagine being me yeah and i went from that is 0.64
00:46:09.540 must be horrific i went from filled with rage to laughing so fucking hard so quickly i've never 0.65
00:46:17.300 switched that hard i was unbelievably boiling over with anger you don't understand either like 0.87
00:46:23.000 wait that's a little weird though so you're like so angry but you're like oh it's my friend it's
00:46:27.260 okay yeah no no it's because she's like she she's destroyed she ran over like the the squirrel that
00:46:32.660 time when i told i said you did the right thing you had to run him over or kill the family kill 0.60
00:46:36.220 him what if there was somebody else in the same boat it's like yeah i don't know them but i'm not 0.84
00:46:40.420 gonna hate them and be so mad i'll be honest with you guys just like christina i was all set up to
00:46:44.220 probably have coitus tonight not anymore oh yeah that's how destroyed that's how destroyed no that's 0.99
00:46:49.540 how destroyed she gets about this kind of colitis yes whatever yeah sex did you just say that yes 0.98
00:46:55.180 what did i say colitis that's what he said um very sad but the reason that i switched over
00:47:00.800 so quickly is because how sad she was obvious that she was partiality that's no no she was
00:47:07.440 devastated yeah anybody else at them oh yeah 100 my friend unless i pull up and they're equally
00:47:13.680 as devastated she's also a female driver so it's all to be expected what was the odds it was a male
00:47:19.300 driver when the story started i'm just saying i've seen her hit too many curbs to be like
00:47:23.420 it was so funny and then to see her walk into the chocolate shop after that dejected just dejected
00:47:30.360 and she's going to say hello to everybody and then i just say tina the turtle terminator and
00:47:34.800 she goes like she saw a ghost oh she didn't know that she had no idea i was behind her
00:47:39.260 she had no idea so i'm following her for the next five minutes that's good and i'm looking at her
00:47:44.180 in all the mirrors good comedy and i'm laughing so hard dude like it was god served me up you know
00:47:50.960 it was terrible only you and them know is the best the best dude it's the best i couldn't wait
00:47:56.600 i couldn't wait to come out here and tell that story so wonder why she said all the girls she's
00:48:00.740 like yeah cindy went to the gym and megan left too and i was like they probably heard you killed
00:48:04.680 that turtle yeah yeah nobody wanted to hang out we wanted to spend time with you nobody wanted
00:48:09.220 to spend time with you because you killed turtles um top story tuesday i was i was so upset it's
00:48:14.880 been canceled all right so here this is something that's going to go into the flat earth thing i
00:48:19.520 thought it was interesting uh this is something that matt was watching before so i said you know
00:48:23.360 what stop watching this turtle merch and let's watch this instead dude so crazy so crazy i mean
00:48:28.720 you can make a cool shirt with like an exploded shell where it's like you know how insane it was
00:48:33.620 that she went for it like she did she said she thought it was a hat so in my mind i was like
00:48:38.800 was she just so bad at driving and she's like i went to go make it so that it went under the car
00:48:44.680 but instead she just beeline directly for it both tires boom boom think about the width of a tire
00:48:50.360 and you're trying to avoid a thing and instead you go and we're doing like 35 like it's not like
00:48:56.220 we're on a fast road dude we're not on a fast road embarrassing okay so it's this top swipe
00:49:01.440 and it's just turtle shells like exploded in all different directions in my in my wife's defense 0.75
00:49:05.340 she has not she she hasn't drove her whole life well she's from the city she drove straight to 0.97
00:49:09.400 a fucking turtle only started driving when we moved here oh god necessity yeah 14 of 20 super 0.89
00:49:15.460 chats we only got six more and then we actually what do you mean what does it mean she's a grown 1.00
00:49:21.020 woman in her 30s and she just started driving five years ago you live in the city that's not
00:49:25.480 possible it is possible she only took the train her whole life or the bus yeah she did have her
00:49:31.700 license but she wouldn't drive yeah imagine driving in the city i had a i had three cars
00:49:37.360 in new york city no it was a broken down camry and a bro and an old camry's live forever you 0.64
00:49:43.580 rich dog they did i gave it to the jews and that's right the cars for kids think that saga 0.80
00:49:48.560 that's incredible i'm still very angry about that um yeah i had a camry and i had a ford focus from 0.91
00:49:54.040 her that my dad had like an old ford focus so i had i had to get rid of them because she wouldn't
00:49:57.660 drive them and they would just sit there and i had another car i'm like you gotta drive it she 0.99
00:50:01.460 wouldn't drive but i get why you don't want to drive in the city hell no it sucks ass you don't 0.98
00:50:05.660 have to that's like the cool thing in the city is like everything is like right there nothing 0.97
00:50:09.980 about the city is a cool thing no because then you have to take communal uh transportation with
00:50:14.160 people like what kind of people jp uncut jp uncut people chocolate people chocolatiers you gotta go
00:50:21.220 you gotta get on public transportation with chocolate board all the turtles and then get
00:50:24.620 to the chocolatier shop it's a whole thing yeah dude uh uh the tiaze says parking sucks too like 0.99
00:50:30.280 yeah good luck fucking parking yeah she can't she can't park like everything is parallel parking 1.00
00:50:35.500 That's the only thing you're going to find at all is Parallel Park. 0.99
00:50:37.260 And it's like, I mean, Parallel Park, you better be able to fit your car into there. 0.99
00:50:42.420 You're trying to say she's a bad driver from not a lot of experience driving. 1.00
00:50:46.260 I'm simply saying it's because she's a female. 1.00
00:50:48.680 Recently, our company's softball team lost the big game by one run.
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00:51:18.440 Well, why not both?
00:51:20.260 How does Jess drive?
00:51:22.500 Exactly, you see?
00:51:23.620 You get a little bit worried when Jess drives.
00:51:25.180 Scott has seven vehicles, dude? 1.00
00:51:26.920 What the fuck? 1.00
00:51:28.100 Doesn't he do that for a living, though? 1.00
00:51:29.200 Scott is wealthy.
00:51:31.000 You know what?
00:51:31.520 uh scott's a master mechanic he's a master debater master debate are you ortho scott get
00:51:37.380 out the chat you ortho he's not ortho i drove matt to the guy can't keep a secret uh where did i
00:51:42.360 drive you to the airport and he was just like crying about how slow i was going dude i go too
00:51:47.260 fast okay you know what you're not exaggerating i i was like in shock because he was in the second
00:51:53.760 to slow lane just getting passed by grandmas and grandpas and i just heard the blinker go on and i
00:51:59.360 was like okay he's getting into the left lane he's getting in the fat he was getting into the
00:52:03.560 only slower lane and just continued to drive slow and was like talking like very meaningful while
00:52:09.460 he's driving talking slow i'm like bro what are you driving like what's going on you drive for a 0.69
00:52:13.960 living eventually oh i i drive to get where the fuck i'm going you say so i'm doing like 95 the 0.88
00:52:19.340 whole way he drives incredibly slow slower than like an old person and no i was incredibly grateful 0.79
00:52:24.860 I was doing 75 to 70, and I felt like that was adequate. 1.00
00:52:28.820 No, old people were flying past me. 1.00
00:52:30.980 It was five miles an hour. 1.00
00:52:31.340 Yeah, they were doing 90.
00:52:32.620 It's a speed limit.
00:52:33.340 Yeah, well.
00:52:33.880 Well, listen, I drive professionally.
00:52:35.820 I'm a professional driver.
00:52:37.380 Profesh.
00:52:37.940 I'm better than you at it. 1.00
00:52:39.620 Why don't you stick to your food for us and shut your mouth? 0.99
00:52:41.640 Yeah. 0.98
00:52:43.500 Here, let's watch this, because this is in addition to the thing.
00:52:47.340 I'm so sorry.
00:52:48.380 I feel so bad about what I was saying.
00:52:50.700 What I witnessed your wife doing, it's crazy.
00:52:52.580 Okay, we never watched this whole thing.
00:52:54.060 who's that rfk jr no it's a it's a villager 1.00
00:52:57.880 god bless you brother wow the truth i love it this fucking old piece of shit is part of the 1.00
00:53:04.460 flat earth society you get to say that again i'm a member of the flat earth you ready ready 1.00
00:53:10.920 american i'm a member of the flat earth society god bless you brother wow the truth i love it
00:53:16.560 how long have you been a pilot for it 43 years wow what shape is the planet flat you're the pilot
00:53:23.180 Hi.
00:53:24.180 How long have you been flying for?
00:53:26.180 I don't know, like, for nearly 21 years, maybe like 30-something.
00:53:30.180 I want to know, because they say the pilots know a lot.
00:53:34.180 Do you think the Earth is flat or no?
00:53:37.180 I know it's flat.
00:53:38.180 You know it's flat?
00:53:40.180 Confirmed.
00:53:42.180 And ice wall, what's beyond the ice wall?
00:53:46.180 You go down, and then gravity works in a different direction.
00:53:51.180 is there another world beyond the ice wall
00:53:56.280 you can say that again i just think that's interesting there's like a bunch of these
00:54:00.920 videos where people are asking pilots if they think that the world is flat and then there's
00:54:04.280 a bunch of pilots that are saying yes i do agree with sparrow though that guy seemed drunk
00:54:08.380 that dude and i think he's just making shit up i did meet a pilot at a wedding one time
00:54:12.520 and i asked him and he he told me he's like he's like no it's not flat but he went like this like 0.99
00:54:18.660 like that kind of thing really the fuck is that you just make a fucking face yeah i don't know 0.98
00:54:23.160 it wasn't like i was expecting a diminutive answer for him to like just disregard but is 0.99
00:54:29.700 there any chance of what the drunk pilot said was right dude that like the rain goes a different
00:54:33.580 direction i've never heard that before i don't even understand why that would be because in
00:54:37.640 gravity if there's a pole so who the fuck lives out there everybody's jumping and leaving the 0.95
00:54:41.460 planet nobody lives out there that's the point they're just fucking floating away no no it's 0.96
00:54:45.520 people that have like other or entities or whatever that's something that lives out there
00:54:49.980 that doesn't get wrapped up in the gravity uh i don't even believe in gravity i think density is
00:54:54.240 much whatever that they don't believe in the density yeah that's basically what you just said
00:55:00.820 that's what every time you try to say something and he wants to say so he makes that noise
00:55:04.480 what you're saying is true it rains upward yeah i don't know what the hell that was about um
00:55:11.540 it's very strange i don't know and i don't know if i'm flat earth either but i don't i like red
00:55:17.700 lightly i like it no i just find it weird too like uh that guy joel webbin he's uh he's like
00:55:22.620 the bat he's a baptist guy yeah i don't know anything about him except for sometimes i feel
00:55:27.720 like he's gay sometimes i feel like he's gay too but he's like he's like oh do you think like like 0.94
00:55:32.720 the flat who's the dumbest people in the world flat earth people or people who believe charlie 0.98
00:55:37.740 kirk was killed by a transsexual and i'm just kind of like bro the amount of stuff are there 0.97
00:55:43.960 any other theories for gravity or uh i think density yeah there was a guy you guys said 0.77
00:55:50.260 electromagnetism density uh this idea that different mediums allow for different what you
00:55:59.140 would interpret as gravitational pull so like we are in a medium water is is a different one
00:56:06.320 we're in sort of a liquid at all times are you in a medium is there a name for it uh yeah i think
00:56:11.260 losing weight the theory of gravity is there a theory of something else yeah it's like ether
00:56:18.260 i think it's like that we're in some sort of a liquid plasma would be the liquid thank you
00:56:22.580 the tiazzi tiazzi the only thing that's interesting about that is because i was 1.00
00:56:26.460 trying to get jess to swim the other day like go all the way under you know chicks only like
00:56:30.620 to go like to the neck they don't want to mess up like yeah whatever with the face i'm like no 0.92
00:56:34.060 sweetie go under and swim but it's not fun to like go in and you're freezing cold just go all
00:56:39.340 the way under and then you're not cold and you have a good time you go like this and she did it
00:56:42.600 and popped up she's like that's so fun i was like yeah because it's like flying but you're just
00:56:45.980 underwater yeah yeah so like if you're saying like oh it's just water it's kind of is like that dude
00:56:50.920 you go underwater you start going like this it's the same movement as if you were flying yeah you're
00:56:54.980 just doing it like in something with more resistance oh they say they're saying buoyancy 0.54
00:56:59.200 boy that density i'm retarded uh buoyancy is the is the more appropriate electromagnetic
00:57:05.080 i don't really know i remember this conversation in a construction trailer though that if you drop 0.51
00:57:10.680 okay i guess gravity says if you drop two things of the same weight no matter what they hit the
00:57:16.020 ground at the same time and these guys like drop stuff from like high uh buildings that one had
00:57:22.480 two magnets in it like pushing against each other and but it was they were still the same weight the
00:57:26.740 other one didn't have those magnets and then this one dropped slower because of that and they were
00:57:31.440 like yeah gravity's not real it was a point but this is like a long time ago you know what is
00:57:35.340 funny though i i think especially top has crossed this place as far as people that want us to be
00:57:40.960 inside them recently our company softball team lost the big game by one run then dale tried to
00:57:47.660 console us with the quote winning isn't everything well dale and i are very different i get early
00:57:55.080 payout from bet365 if my team goes up big i get paid out instantly even if they blow the lead
00:58:00.540 later sound familiar dale thanks bet365 must be 19 or older ontario only please play responsibly
00:58:06.980 if you have questions or concerns about your gambling or the gambling of someone close to
00:58:09.480 you please go to connects ontario.ca tnc supply if you had to be inside orthodoxy or you had to 0.99
00:58:14.200 be inside the flat earth talking about these faggots it's gonna be you're gonna pay flat 0.98
00:58:17.560 earth right yeah we're on youtube oh yeah yeah yeah yeah why not yeah it's it's much more plausible 1.00
00:58:23.720 than uh than a 501c3 holding the keys to salvation it's much more tolerable the people in it yeah
00:58:31.560 yeah flat arters are kind of fun i did notice something and and your your debacle with the
00:58:37.660 orthodox church exposed me to this they all type the same oh yeah they all talk the same you mean
00:58:43.820 like letters no we've diagnosed them they start to like um lead you into intellectual debates yeah
00:58:51.800 And it's always, I'm better than you.
00:58:54.360 You're some lower person.
00:58:55.900 But the problem is that the Calvinists do it too, man. 1.00
00:58:59.000 Shout out to Toplops' rape mob and the dangerous retards that are in there. 1.00
00:59:02.680 Because we did accurately diagnose. 1.00
00:59:05.080 I think I might have accurately diagnosed right to someone's face.
00:59:07.660 And I was like, but I did it to Jim Bob as well and a couple other people.
00:59:10.260 I'm like, oh, you're just trying to debate me.
00:59:11.640 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:59:12.900 Uh-huh.
00:59:13.560 But sneaky style.
00:59:15.480 It's like a, well, what it is, it's like a weak-handed approach at, 0.99
00:59:19.140 like if someone was trying to rape you. 0.97
00:59:21.800 But they weren't very strong. 0.99
00:59:23.620 Yeah. 0.99
00:59:24.200 And they couldn't really rape you. 0.99
00:59:25.880 Yeah, they were trying to rape you sneaky stuff. 0.99
00:59:27.140 But they were like real weak and couldn't get hard. 1.00
00:59:29.680 And he's trying to rape you. 1.00
00:59:31.060 And you're like. 1.00
00:59:31.720 Real weak and couldn't get hard.
00:59:33.020 And now I'm at the pool with my kids.
00:59:35.620 And I'm like, hold on a second. 0.99
00:59:36.780 You're trying to rape me. 0.99
00:59:37.500 This guy's been humping me for a while. 1.00
00:59:38.980 Yeah. 0.99
00:59:39.340 He can't get erect.
00:59:40.160 And I can honestly barely feel him.
00:59:41.800 So I was like, is this what's happening?
00:59:43.760 I don't know if I like this.
00:59:46.020 Guys, we got 38 minutes to reach this goal. 1.00
00:59:48.540 We're not going to read your stupid shit. 1.00
00:59:49.880 if you don't send us super chats we're not gonna read your stupid shit let them know no no no but 1.00
00:59:57.260 yeah yeah so uh wait you're just saying the way they lure you in to try to win it's weird to play 0.99
01:00:02.040 a gotcha question and then gotcha dallas in chat something like uh cherry bear cherry the fed
01:00:07.540 cherry yeah all these guys were going back and forth and we're like is this what's happening
01:00:11.000 and then we we coined the term debate rape yeah they're trying to it's like date rape 0.98
01:00:15.260 They're trying to debate rape you. 0.93
01:00:18.440 The chat's undefeated. 0.94
01:00:19.700 And then I actually had another big ortho guy come
01:00:22.360 because now I'm just tearing them apart.
01:00:24.200 And I forget this guy's name, but he's also... 0.99
01:00:26.120 He's a dude that was Protestant maybe seven months ago
01:00:28.960 and now he's like in the forefront of orthodox debate.
01:00:31.220 Yeah, yeah.
01:00:31.860 He's a representative.
01:00:32.700 He's like, Mr. Lobster.
01:00:34.700 Mr. Lobster, what seems to be your gripe
01:00:37.100 with the orthodox church?
01:00:38.280 And I've already spoken to this guy months ago
01:00:40.160 like when this happened before
01:00:41.480 and I thought he was being genuine,
01:00:43.300 but I'm like, oh no, you're being pious.
01:00:44.520 never assume that and like anything in public internet talking or comments you can never assume
01:00:50.140 that's a genuine person yeah well listen whatever when you dms you can assume when you talk to top
01:00:54.100 lobster most likely you're going to be getting genuine uh exactly what i think yes yeah so i'm
01:00:59.320 like i had i got a point with that guy where i had followed him because i was like oh is he trying
01:01:03.160 to talk to me and i realized oh he's just gay so he comes back again he goes mr lobster what's your
01:01:07.780 gripes with the church and i goes here here are the tactics of the debate rapers and i said that 0.93
01:01:12.440 I'm going to put a red dot on this guy
01:01:14.640 and every other orthodox bro that exists 0.87
01:01:16.620 so that way people know 0.97
01:01:18.140 and they can avoid them, like sexual offenders.
01:01:20.860 But what are we calling them? Not sexual offenders.
01:01:22.600 We're calling them... Debate offenders?
01:01:24.500 Debate rapers? No, man.
01:01:26.320 It feels like weeks ago. Hey, I'll pull up
01:01:28.460 some of the tweets every year. This was yesterday.
01:01:30.260 Yeah, I know, but it feels like weeks ago.
01:01:32.720 You know what? One of the things they do is
01:01:34.480 you'll say something
01:01:36.240 insulting and they'll go... Explain yourself.
01:01:38.800 So what you're saying is...
01:01:40.440 Or they'll go...
01:01:42.200 so you deny the right and it's like and then what it is is it's it's luring you into this like you
01:01:49.020 know intellectual argument back and forth where all they do is that i think owen benjamin has
01:01:54.760 identified them as kind of like we call them contextual offenders contextual offenders that's
01:02:00.800 actually a banger oh yeah no we've we've uh we've kind of went off on them um yeah what else did we
01:02:08.020 cleave was a big protestant debater and he converted so he's extremely hot i said talking 0.91
01:02:13.180 with orthodox people makes me understand why muslims throw gays off of ruse i like that one 0.89
01:02:18.020 that's good um yeah remember folks keep a hand over your drink when engaging with the ortho bro 0.94
01:02:24.360 as to not get debate raped yes that's 100 right we had some very good contributions from atma to
01:02:29.160 the chat as well oh and his uh in his at my crushes dude she's so good in her in his uh
01:02:35.220 what would you call them uh photoshops not photoshops oh did she do like when she did
01:02:40.700 alvarino the rhino thing does she do ortho stuff now yes i want to see that stuff man
01:02:47.300 well i just thought it was funny because send me some of those that idea of them in a very sneaky
01:02:53.020 manner trying to debate rape you is very accurate like you guys identified something that's very
01:02:57.260 true he stuck his steelman in my rebuttal without proper socratic questioning that is super funny
01:03:02.760 did that get the love that it deserved no of course not because that's super funny he stuck 0.99
01:03:06.120 his steel man in my rebuttal without the proper socratic questioning yes that's so funny fuck 0.97
01:03:13.580 i made a clip of an orthodox guy being shot by brazilians in the group chat good god lady i got 0.99
01:03:19.860 debate raped right in my premise dude we got more gems oh my god this one's a banger i got debate 0.97
01:03:26.240 raped right in my premise and now i'm a member of the orthodox church that's how it starts yeah 0.90
01:03:30.520 Well, you know why? Because when you're
01:03:32.520 you know, people that
01:03:33.740 you know, they're molested
01:03:36.300 they tend to go on and do that to other people
01:03:38.340 Yeah, they do, yeah, it's like hurt people, hurt people
01:03:40.520 Hurt people, hurt people, exactly 1.00
01:03:41.940 So you can be raped into the Orthodox 1.00
01:03:44.140 church and then 1.00
01:03:45.340 You need an ear swab test to prove that you've been 1.00
01:03:46.960 You think Jehovah Witnesses are bad with their door-to-door tactics 1.00
01:03:50.640 Orthodox guys are just raping you 1.00
01:03:52.800 Yeah, I guess 1.00
01:03:54.240 What's the point, dude? 1.00
01:03:55.380 I guess that's why it's just like so stupid 1.00
01:03:57.980 It's like, what's the point? 1.00
01:03:59.380 There is no point
01:04:00.260 i'm just tired of people i'm just tired of people like fighting and trying to win the fight
01:04:06.000 and then it's just okay what's the prize though like be real careful when you win the fight 0.74
01:04:11.940 because what's the prize you're gonna get if you win he engage in slippery slope fellatio against 0.99
01:04:16.640 my will oh slippery dude i hate the words too slippery slope steel man straw man fucking uh 1.00
01:04:23.880 uh no true scotsman uh texas uh fucking they have like a stupid name for fucking everything 1.00
01:04:32.400 what it is is and and what i did i i think i nailed them with this as well it's like this 1.00
01:04:36.740 is just vain it's vain repetition and they go define vain repetition i was like fuck you dog 0.95
01:04:41.840 please define it define it for me then you keep asking and i was like exactly what you're doing 0.99
01:04:46.260 it's a nonsense repetition but it's just parrots unfortunately they don't realize they're just
01:04:50.960 parroting like these guys are not there's no way you're like reading a bible from genesis to
01:04:55.120 revelation you know what i'm gonna be ortho like that makes the most sense now that i've read the
01:04:58.820 bible it's like no there must be some guys who look cool or there's something cool in society
01:05:03.460 and now you're parroting what they're saying how does scott know about your your deodorant
01:05:08.600 dingleberries oh no that's a whole thing actually i'd like to talk with you guys about that let's 0.93
01:05:12.560 bring up that chat right now nancy can you read that please damn it oh yeah okay fine we'll read
01:05:17.180 this one hold on one second before you wait wait wait make the noise we gotta make the noise 0.98
01:05:20.420 yeah i don't have the noise you have to know you have it it's down there it's in the media
01:05:25.260 i'm pretty sure we talked about that on the show before because we use that natural deodorant
01:05:29.160 dumb gook where's the dumb gook what and the raven's like yeah you got to put it in the 0.61
01:05:32.780 refrigerator that's good okay nancy please read that 0.99
01:05:36.060 scott says does matt get deodorant dingleberries i already know you guys have proof otherwise no
01:05:46.200 i don't know because me and my wife had a great idea yesterday and and the idea revolved around
01:05:52.240 deodorant some in some form or fashion but uh it also involved had something to do with killing 0.59
01:05:57.440 turtles so this was premeditated oh my god i fucking knew it oh i could tell uh matt will 0.90
01:06:05.500 you get you get dingleberries in your uh deodorant i already know this is a setup because he wouldn't 0.91
01:06:10.580 be smiling like that this wasn't a setup no i don't know it's honestly it's depending on the
01:06:15.400 deodorant right okay but what do you do what's the catch okay but why are you guys up to something 0.98
01:06:20.200 y'all niggas is using the white chalky deodorant what's the fuck no no no no we have one works 0.97
01:06:23.840 the best we have the van man we have the van man it doesn't work all day sometimes you gotta keep 0.99
01:06:27.620 it in the refrigerator that's the one that leaves the dingleberries you also gotta put it in the
01:06:30.580 refrigerator there's a um there's a gray one that uh i forget what it is it's charcoal that one does
01:06:37.280 not leave the dingleberries you guys are up to something but does it smell good though like does
01:06:41.680 who cares it just you're just using it to not smell like a horse no i have i have a product idea
01:06:46.680 and i'll tell you after the show maybe you guys want to be investors in this product deodorant 0.70
01:06:50.820 yeah dude i was in the jbs you use deodorant on your butt is that what that is who's using
01:06:56.460 no no no dingleberries are like the oh yeah it's like the things stay on after yeah but you can 0.97
01:07:03.280 get that in your butt too so i see what she's doing dingleberries are traditionally what's 1.00
01:07:06.800 attached to a dog's butt yeah i just have to pick them off my dog's ass all the time before you 1.00
01:07:12.020 pardon me no you why didn't you just uh so it's a problem for you matt how about david is that a 0.99
01:07:18.240 problem for you you've had no i use uh like a gel oh but the gel slides well no you're talking about 0.98
01:07:23.580 poison now nobody 100 yeah i'm poisoning my fucking armpits just to not stink uh no because 0.98
01:07:29.360 it's cheap and i'm just moving through fucking walmart picking up what i gotta get and then 0.98
01:07:32.560 moving on dude i use the arm and hammer oh that's like a sensitive it's like i got no aluminum or 0.98
01:07:38.040 something in it and i go fucking whatever here's a real question chat chat how do you real no uh 0.97
01:07:43.220 super chat this to me yeah everybody use your money how do you get the because here's a problem 0.99
01:07:48.060 that i run through oh it goes on my ass from top for enjoying orthodoxy oh yes yeah it goes on it 1.00
01:07:55.140 goes on my realest nigga alive my armpits yes very true that is true goes on my armpits but 1.00
01:07:59.540 then when i wash later it's hard to like even wash your armpits because it's still in the hair oh you 0.98
01:08:06.200 gotta like do a little pick and twist yeah coming in here uh or like going out you know i'm trying 0.62
01:08:15.080 to think i'm just trying to think of the scenarios where i would use when you smell good for your 0.96
01:08:18.460 fucking trees it's here or at work like if i'm working at a coffee shop or if i'm like going 0.99
01:08:24.380 out somewhere which is incredibly rare this is also that i'm not wearing deodorant this is also 0.99
01:08:29.040 game no you can't do that are you kidding me that's gonna be so itchy day two you shave your
01:08:34.140 armpits they get they grow back little spiky styles yeah no you need hair you need a little
01:08:37.720 bit of hair there you got to do something i think the hair is probably important recently our company
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01:09:10.100 and see supply it does something so this is a problem right we've established this is a little
01:09:14.700 bit of an issue for people and nobody ever talks about it uh well i mean stop using the ones that
01:09:19.940 give you dingleberries dude i don't use those the ones that don't give you even the ones that don't
01:09:24.860 give you dingleberries it'll clump your hair no no no there's a charcoal let me talk look
01:09:29.380 the hair under it sticks together and then when you try to wash it with soap you can't get it out
01:09:34.300 let me talk rep says uh there's deodorant sir not rub some baking soda on them pits dude you
01:09:39.880 think that's gonna solve what men have going on i was in the gym yesterday and i was walking
01:09:44.720 behind two indian dudes and they just you could tell it was not a thought in their mind to use 0.62
01:09:49.660 deodorant and i was furious almost as furious as the turtle thing because i'm they're walking in
01:09:56.040 a straight line i'm walking straight they happen to be going where i'm going or i'm going where
01:09:58.860 they're going and i'm in the wake of it everywhere i go i'm in the wake of it and i'm so mad that
01:10:03.400 it's entering my head in there um no they don't like if if any dude is not using food though i'm
01:10:10.820 saying it's that a lot of times even if you're eating the craziest food that that's what's
01:10:14.360 coming out their pores no this this didn't smell like i know what a curry smell is on an indian 0.97
01:10:17.900 this was specifically this was just bo just bo indian bo and they look like dirty dudes 0.99
01:10:23.740 you know they look like yes you never know well-groomed fucking normal dudes but they just 0.98
01:10:28.460 clearly were not uh putting anything on their armpits but i was so mad about it i don't like 0.97
01:10:34.680 people's smell i remember one time i saw this girl you ever see like there's a there's a epidemic of 0.99
01:10:39.020 children wearing headphones because of sensory overload shit and you just want to smack them 1.00
01:10:42.840 and say quit being a bitch and take the headphones off yeah um one of them i saw out in public was 1.00
01:10:47.320 like this young black girl i don't know maybe she's like 13 to 15 years old she's wearing a 1.00
01:10:51.800 onesie she's wearing a onesie out in public which i'm very adamant don't wear pajamas out in public
01:10:57.380 no don't do that not in public though so she already wears onesies but they're like chill 0.95
01:11:02.740 they look cool she's wearing headphones and the smell that's coming off of her oh the smell that's
01:11:09.100 coming off of her is specifically like her mom was with her i was mad at her mom i'm like you've not 0.99
01:11:13.500 taught this kid how to wash themselves i can smell too much about this fucking kid i wonder if people 0.98
01:11:19.580 look at your kids and think mean so i mean i make sure he washes i sent him in the yesterday he came 0.99
01:11:24.440 out of the shower i smelled his hair i sent him back in the shower also i think it can be called 0.99
01:11:27.980 a romper not just a onesie no it's a onesie it's got like it's like a fucking like children's 0.89
01:11:32.700 pajamas i don't know jess has some cool ones no it's not a romper i know the difference between 0.93
01:11:35.940 a romper and children's pajamas this is pajamas this is pajamas um all right i guess let's keep
01:11:41.440 let's do the next one we got a couple here let's go we got this one alien from our tourists this
01:11:45.360 is an old have we reached our goal or no no guys that's not tucker we are four away from our goal
01:11:52.600 so we're gonna make it you guys are crushing four away but we might not make it we got 26 minutes 0.95
01:11:57.360 so if you guys don't send four more super chats in fucking 26 minutes i'm not reading any of your 0.96
01:12:01.200 questions and i don't care and then and that's the rules and i don't care amen okay so uh here 0.98
01:12:07.120 This is an alien from Arcturus.
01:12:09.280 This apparently appeared on an old talk show.
01:12:12.120 That's not Tucker on the bottom where we had members.
01:12:16.900 That's his dad.
01:12:18.240 That claimed to be from the planet Arcturus.
01:12:21.220 This is a weird time, by the way.
01:12:22.540 Look at that.
01:12:22.920 Rolling up the sleeves on your sport jacket.
01:12:25.520 Strange look.
01:12:26.780 Strange look.
01:12:27.620 Yeah.
01:12:27.960 Didn't catch on.
01:12:28.800 No watch either.
01:12:29.780 No watch.
01:12:30.620 We're rolling up the sleeves on our suit.
01:12:32.420 This looks like it's late 80s, early 90s.
01:12:34.120 happen to be blonde-haired and blue-eyed come from very wealthy families and gone to ivy league
01:12:41.160 universities strange aliens among us this is what they had to tell us on the january 20th
01:12:47.440 1988 program of people are talking on arcturus but you don't have one in secaucus to whom to whom
01:12:53.860 do the changing thoughts that you're presenting to this audience appear richard this is phenomenal
01:12:58.280 nationalism americans known on our americans you are being frederick you're going into the
01:13:02.960 most crucial period of earth history starting in may no i want to hear him dude that will
01:13:10.500 beset humanity the financial disasters we must warn you we're here to that does look something
01:13:15.480 other than human so check this out this guy is saying does not look human you're entering into
01:13:20.540 this era of humanity it's very important there's gonna be financial disasters and storms i guess
01:13:25.800 he's alluding to natural disasters we'll get to me though because he said blue eyes blonde hair
01:13:30.000 what does that sound like yeah yeah pleiadian pleiadian or uh nordic right he looks like he's
01:13:35.720 wearing someone's skin it's gross as hell and i don't like it um two things about it now number 0.83
01:13:41.020 one very unimpressed by his speech you would think if you were from another planet and you 0.99
01:13:44.500 were superior intellectually you would be speaking at a higher i'd be like whoa this fucking guy 0.96
01:13:48.460 not what's happening at all number two they're from arcturus can we get a side-by-side with him 0.98
01:13:55.060 well hold on hold on hold on wait because this this has changed now this is what the the alien
01:13:59.920 narrative is always changing they're always predicting calamities that never come to pass 0.94
01:14:05.420 and they're giving dates to the abductee victims and shit and the the narrative is usually the 0.86
01:14:09.680 same incoming calamities we got to save you from them but where they were from the pleiadians 0.93
01:14:14.660 before or sometimes they're from the serious star system back in the day they're from arcturus so
01:14:19.980 the blonde-haired blue-eyed white skin tall that doesn't change that doesn't change but where
01:14:25.000 they're from is constantly changing and i just find that really funny like they can't figure out
01:14:30.600 what works they have a rough outline for what works but they can't hit the details and keep
01:14:35.260 them yeah what if it's like oh there's you know one time they say they're from columbia and then
01:14:39.660 a couple years later they say they're from south america that's true like how do we know like
01:14:43.380 arcturus and palladian isn't you know are you still are you steel manning maybe arcturus is
01:14:49.200 in pleiadia exactly all right give it a goob while we do this let's find out put jim carrey
01:14:54.000 in the mask next to that picture dude it looks very much like the mask yeah i know i understand
01:14:58.400 what you're saying one of these things we are sincere okay so you're saying nasty nominalism 0.86
01:15:03.040 in five and dime store stupidities richard i talked to you behind the scenes about this i 0.89
01:15:07.920 did talk to you behind the scenes too and you know what i think yes richard now for the first time in 0.86
01:15:12.880 the course of this interview you are looking me in the eyes and what you told me is don't believe
01:15:16.720 people who don't look you in the eyes during the course of this interview you have not looked me
01:15:20.320 in the eyes you've tried to project to the audience here you're talking to them you want to
01:15:24.820 know oh that's interesting hold on what did panda fly say up there we do uh care greatly about what
01:15:29.580 panda flies hold on let me bring that up real quick panda says the bone season uh anyone's 0.92
01:15:35.400 interested this fiction book series i read is a bunch of has a bunch of rafaim assholes and the 0.96
01:15:41.340 lore in the books is the rafaim are stars and they change human type forms when they're on earth i.e 0.95
01:15:47.880 arcturus is a rafael they're saying arcturus is not in the pleiades oh so how about that matt
01:15:55.400 it's a similar thing the pleiades is a different star system it's a star system right yeah but
01:16:01.080 that's what i said sometimes they're from sirius which is a totally different star system yeah so
01:16:05.400 they just keep switching up whatever just some star system system stars i really think i think
01:16:09.960 you found some young impressionable people who are on a quest for spiritual moral values 0.99
01:16:15.320 this guy's grandma max fuck yeah rebuke him in the name of jesus call him a demon 0.99
01:16:21.760 what's the host's name richard 0.99
01:16:34.220 is he really i mean maybe i don't know um but somebody said uh we should get gary wayne back
01:16:44.580 on. Yeah, Gary's been making the rounds. I'd like
01:16:46.520 to talk to him again. There's a couple of those guys I'd like to talk to
01:16:48.540 again. L.A. Marzulli. Top doesn't think
01:16:50.460 that L.A. fucks with us anymore 0.96
01:16:51.580 because of the whole Timothy debacle. 0.97
01:16:54.480 Yeah, but I was talking to Karen Wilkinson.
01:16:56.100 The text chain message. I was talking to Karen Wilkinson during
01:16:58.500 that, and she's like, yo, get fucking... 0.95
01:17:00.400 I made a whole other Calendly for Matt's show just so that 0.97
01:17:02.460 he couldn't correlate us being related to
01:17:04.440 Matt's show with NDS for no reason.
01:17:06.420 Yeah, yeah. Wow. It was a labor.
01:17:08.500 A lot of effort. A lot of labor.
01:17:11.320 I'll get his phone number.
01:17:13.120 I'll call him on the show. Let's prank call him.
01:17:14.580 what should we say you'll kick my dog remember those old videos that was good those are good 1.00
01:17:20.860 cranky anchors all right so this guy thought uh you know he's like yeah this guy's full of shit 1.00
01:17:24.020 i don't know if he's full of shit he just looks crazy dude i mean something the way he looks is 0.99
01:17:28.140 just like something's not right i think he's an alien i don't think he's from where he says he's 1.00
01:17:31.500 from and i think he's probably telling the truth because he did it uh he's like there's going to
01:17:35.760 be financial calamity which he's causing it yeah i mean you can say that at any time period and
01:17:42.280 it'll be accurate i guess that's true i don't know the 90s was great yeah but on what scale
01:17:47.700 there was there was issues there was the savings loan and scandal there was the 90s had a um
01:17:52.560 had a recession there is definitely the late 90s had like the boom of the dot-com that went bad
01:17:58.680 towards the end i mean i don't know there's just there's always stuff dude there's always they're
01:18:06.320 saying they're just saying they think he's a product of incest that guy could be something's
01:18:10.380 not right could be well look we have four more super chats in the next 20 minutes and i think
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01:18:54.940 This is good.
01:18:56.300 So, um, oh, that's weird.
01:19:00.100 My Q&A didn't work. 0.73
01:19:01.380 I wanted to know if Ortho Bros tried to date rape, but that wasn't working.
01:19:05.180 I must have done that wrong.
01:19:06.200 so what i'm gonna do is i'm gonna put up a poll and look the entire goal of messages from mom
01:19:11.120 is to instill us with a deep and and um uh terrifying sense of doom yes mortal doom we
01:19:19.320 have to know guys and we're gonna start a poll and don't answer it yet you're scared don't answer it
01:19:24.340 yet but we need to know as you move through messages from mom and i i do want to warn you
01:19:28.680 because things can get scary we need to know are you afraid are you afraid uh while you're watching
01:19:36.220 messages from mom so we're gonna pull up the first one here uh fallen angels found in a cave beneath
01:19:41.540 the euphrates river jesus is coming back soon okay this is varying the lead uh-huh and look
01:19:47.360 look at joe rogan he looks he looks uh shocked here how does the prophecy go though that the
01:19:52.380 three uh spirits like frogs come out of the euphrates um i don't think it's the frogs okay
01:19:59.420 right now nobody's scared they're in they're answering already you're not you guys you're
01:20:02.420 supposed to wait you're not supposed to be scared somebody sits here in syria and iraq are facing
01:20:06.380 i'm actually kind of scared the music already i don't like the indian lady i don't like the
01:20:10.760 news wait is this gravitas that i used to watch the indian news channel if it's called gravitas
01:20:15.300 no can you make it big screen style why were you watching the indian news it just was like i
01:20:19.180 I couldn't watch Republicans first Democrats anymore.
01:20:21.560 This is like years ago.
01:20:22.600 But I was like, yeah, that's Gravitas.
01:20:24.280 So you're watching Street Shirt.
01:20:25.700 Weon is the name of it.
01:20:27.060 But Gravitas was the show and the chip was good.
01:20:30.720 Millions are experiencing a water shortage because the Euphrates River is drying up and no one can get any water.
01:20:36.880 But it doesn't matter because nobody in India washes with the water anyway.
01:20:44.960 Beneath the Euphrates River, a hidden cave has just been unsealed.
01:20:49.180 And what was found inside has shaken the foundations of history, faith, and prophecy.
01:20:55.440 I'm not sure.
01:20:57.840 Four fallen angels.
01:20:59.660 Oh.
01:21:00.100 Beings of terrifying power.
01:21:01.760 They found them?
01:21:02.460 Locked away since before recorded time.
01:21:03.880 And what are they doing down there?
01:21:05.060 Guys, are you scared?
01:21:05.780 They're now exposed.
01:21:07.680 Scholars are speechless. 1.00
01:21:09.260 Holy shit. 1.00
01:21:09.780 Believers are rattled. 1.00
01:21:11.600 And the world is asking one question. 0.95
01:21:13.900 They found four pillars.
01:21:15.000 You can see if you look.
01:21:16.300 None of that has anything to do with anything.
01:21:17.520 at that arrow it's pointing at something that you can tell is a fallen angel it's not even
01:21:23.240 this all isn't even in cahoots it went from like the we on thing to like something else to something 0.99
01:21:28.600 else none of it's oh so you're doubting it but you'll steal man the fucking pleiadians 0.93
01:21:33.060 will you to answer millions that's it that's aliens i i'll tell you what i don't think i 0.98
01:21:38.780 could take much more what does joe rogan have because i was getting nothing just made you
01:21:43.220 click hell yeah dude hell yeah i don't even know what these are about here we go i'm scared you
01:21:48.260 scared yeah you scared matt you scared oh you see where that is right a data center near you
01:21:53.860 where is this oh marion county i need you to know 14 percent of people are scared right now future
01:22:00.260 better be afraid now let's watch this
01:22:05.140 very spanish at the name check one two this is a psa from marion county florida
01:22:10.580 the conversation of data centers has now reached the county commissioner's table oh god no tomorrow
01:22:16.880 july 21st 2026 they are going to be approving or not approving the creation of a data center
01:22:26.100 workshop i'll read from you a line item from tomorrow's meeting that will occur
01:22:31.560 at 9 a.m holy shit this happened already eliezer jose bms point one from their agenda tomorrow
01:22:40.080 request approval to schedule and advertise a workshop to discuss data centers on tuesday 0.97
01:22:47.520 september 1st 2026 at 2 p.m meeting about a meeting i'm not gonna lie i'm fucking bored 0.85
01:22:53.160 i'm bored i'm not scared at all i'm fucking bored you're saying we're gonna have this thing to talk 0.90
01:22:57.220 about we're gonna talk about god i come here to be afraid what do data centers do anyway 0.85
01:23:01.700 they take all the water oh my water not the water yeah there's something about they take all the
01:23:08.120 water oh my god i don't know what else they do i'm sure radio waves radio radio radio waves holy 0.91
01:23:14.400 shit i mean i was i need those something bad i just want to be afraid not afraid yeah but i think 0.98
01:23:21.160 oh shut up shut up oh this is our guy moon henry do you know him he was supposed to come on the 1.00
01:23:27.700 show what happened to that mega rape albinos i'm sorry mega rape oh oh mega rare albino oh mega 1.00
01:23:35.620 rare albino what mega rape albino sounds like a killer heavy metal band tell me henry tell me 0.98
01:23:40.800 here we go 60 000 kills we might have to now hold on wait pause it is there any way you can't slow
01:23:46.300 it down oh no i can't uh audio and language go to audio and language playback speed there it is
01:23:52.580 okay so if we need to we can do playback speed okay yes and slow it down so listen all right 0.97
01:23:57.620 don't say anything listen thank god dig their own graves as all white animals are showing up 0.99
01:24:02.600 all across the earth. Yeah, we have to do it. 1.00
01:24:06.360 I heard it immediately. By the way,
01:24:08.780 guys, we hit our goal.
01:24:12.040 We're actually
01:24:12.880 going to read your super chats and stuff.
01:24:15.000 So whatever comes in from this point on,
01:24:17.100 as long as it's a super chat, we're going
01:24:18.820 to read it at the end of the show after
01:24:20.760 messages from mom. So we're going to get you
01:24:22.600 sufficiently scared, and then
01:24:24.740 we're going to read your
01:24:25.800 messages. Okay, but we have to listen to Henry
01:24:28.660 at half speed. Half speed. Half speed, Henry.
01:24:30.440 sudanians being forced to dig their own graves as all white animals is showing up all across the 0.94
01:24:42.040 earth and that's just okay wait so what he said is the sudanians are forced to dig their own graves 0.92
01:24:51.540 as all white animals are appearing across the earth and then why are they digging their own 0.94
01:24:57.440 graves because they're black oh what okay the animals are white and they know what this means 0.82
01:25:04.500 i don't know what this means well they know what it means the sudanians know maybe moon henry so 0.88
01:25:09.280 if you're a sudanian in the in the chat you you'd be scared you better be scared no don't say that
01:25:14.580 is it the six seven tell us more henry behind me you see a mom her children scared to literal
01:25:26.740 cruel and death as they have been being threatened actually since 2023 it's a little too slow wait
01:25:36.400 wait wait press play press pause again so he does a great job it was he says actually since 2020
01:25:42.000 but he he takes every so often he'll take two words and turn them into one word yeah so so he
01:25:47.400 goes actually since instead of like actually since 2020 he goes actually since i like that
01:25:55.360 and that's called economy of words it's called yeah he's just trying to speed things up and if
01:25:59.360 you were a better podcaster you'd be doing the same okay i'm doing the best i can slur your words
01:26:03.680 more i'll show you undeniable proof that the uae has their hands in this and why i have seen videos
01:26:15.520 that i could not and would never show you i've seen starved down to the skeleton people literally
01:26:23.760 drove over with cars while they were conscious this is a kid talking to his dad before he's
01:26:31.280 on a lot i hate the words this reminds me exactly of the armenian g-e-n-o-c-i-d
01:26:41.200 he's saying uh armenian genocide the thing that upsets me about that platform because he's doing
01:26:45.520 this on tiktok yeah it's like you have to spell out all these words so you can have all the adult
01:26:50.480 content you want on it but you can't say certain words so if you're gonna say you know somebody
01:26:55.380 was r-a-p-e'd or if somebody was uh what's the word like deleted or whatever you know what i 0.99
01:27:02.940 mean like you can't it's such a stupid babying of of of humans in general considering the crap 0.99
01:27:11.500 that's on that app the stuff that's on tiktok is vile and disgusting and um hateful hateful but 1.00
01:27:19.260 also also uh sexual it like very sexually hateful all over it but you can't say sexually hateful 0.98
01:27:27.300 people getting hate sexed and but you can't say you have to spell it out and i hate when they do 0.99
01:27:31.900 that unalived i can't hate i can't stand that shit okay so i'm let's let's keep going you're 0.99
01:27:37.100 a real j-e-r-k yeah that's right you're a real you say and it reminds me of what just happened 0.99
01:27:45.820 somewhere else in the middle east and i haven't even showed you the worst yet what you've seen 0.87
01:27:52.260 behind me is the rfs militia dancing after overtaking this city look they have killed
01:28:02.820 60 000 people and displaced 10 million you know a few weeks ago someone asked me why aren't you
01:28:12.500 covering sudan
01:28:13.940 i don't know if i'm scared i have no idea you know but what does this got to do with the albino
01:28:21.760 animals nothing this is to get you drawn in i don't understand that and then he's talking about
01:28:26.080 like did you know in sudan they're killing each other like yeah dog welcome to africa yeah it's 0.97
01:28:29.920 the conga welcome to africa what are we talking about uh half speed henry i don't fucking get it 0.99
01:28:34.800 i don't know what the point is unless it's black then you got to throw some white stuff in there 0.97
01:28:38.480 then it'll lead again and you got it then it'll lead again i don't like that one by the way what 0.59
01:28:41.880 is this um we do have some what is that a picture of i don't like that before we say this mother
01:28:47.460 before we say anything though we do have tickets that we have to figure out how to give away we
01:28:51.160 have vip tickets i know we have two it looks like sparrow might be giving away one so we 1.00
01:28:55.460 might have three whoa whoa whoa whoa why would sparrow be giving away one well because she's 0.99
01:29:00.060 she knew that you were going to be there no and she was like no no no no is she saying she was
01:29:04.800 going to come and now she's not coming she's not going to come no i don't know sparrow come on all
01:29:08.900 i know is that we definitively have two to give away and i have to figure out who it is they've
01:29:12.580 been dming me asking me when we're going to give it away uh give it away give it away now
01:29:15.780 and i've sold quite a few at the register which is sparrow says uh she can't make it applicable
01:29:20.920 wait what do you mean can't make it yeah that means she can't get here physically oh amy's
01:29:25.600 not coming because you're here oh amy do you want to come that hurt free vip ticket there we go well
01:29:30.820 we have to figure out how to make it make sense to give it away come on it makes sense to give
01:29:35.960 it to amy it can't be like a uh what would you call it popularity we can't just give it away to 0.84
01:29:39.820 our favorite dangerous retard give it to amy that would make everybody incredibly happy to 0.80
01:29:43.900 see pictures of me and amy like hugging doing we would like pose we do like little shots like this 0.69
01:29:49.520 family came in today with uh with a baby yeah into the room here when we were going
01:29:54.060 and they're like i don't know if she'd really like and he's like i'd like to hold the baby
01:30:00.580 I'd like to hold the baby
01:30:03.100 No I didn't say I'd like to hold the baby
01:30:05.280 I said can I hold the baby
01:30:06.540 You said I would really like to hold that baby
01:30:08.960 No I didn't I said can I hold the baby
01:30:11.060 Yeah why would you ask to hold somebody's baby
01:30:13.840 I always hold babies
01:30:15.540 How did it turn out
01:30:16.220 That baby didn't like me but it was understandable
01:30:19.180 Because it was dark in here
01:30:20.540 Fingernails are dirty
01:30:21.940 They are especially dirty
01:30:24.700 I think what we should do is
01:30:26.580 We should start a campaign
01:30:28.280 to get on some big shows and what enters you into the raffle is if you can prove to us that you are
01:30:36.340 going into somebody really big comments and saying uh have nephilim death squad on oh that's a good
01:30:42.940 that might be a good one but you have to do it because it's it's nothing to do it once you got
01:30:47.140 to show us at least like five instances do it till you get blocked do it till you get blocked
01:30:51.600 and then show us prove it to us that you've been blocked um but yeah yeah so so that means like 0.85
01:30:56.360 danny jones or that means like the uh niggas are butterflies that basically every wasn't that 0.95
01:31:01.800 basically everybody on the fuzzy creatures yeah everybody like say that they didn't like that 0.86
01:31:06.480 um that got us blocked we got like over 50 people to spam the comments have nephilim death squad on
01:31:13.280 and they deleted every single one well because you said no because you were too busy i kept saying no
01:31:17.460 because we're too busy uh so yeah let's do that then so guys uh find a big show whatever the big
01:31:22.340 show is and if it's joe rogan if it's uh um the danny jones show if it's american alchemist 0.91
01:31:29.740 whatever that is um uh niggas are butterflies find something like a big show and get in the 0.84
01:31:35.680 comments and you've got to send us at least five screenshots of you guys asking us and that gets 0.92
01:31:40.980 you into the entry the hodge twins would be a fun one hodge twins is great um you know stuff like
01:31:46.660 that and it can't be like some 0.99
01:31:48.400 whack ass shit candace owens 1.00
01:31:50.840 sure candace owens is great tucker 1.00
01:31:52.120 um and yeah we're gonna go
01:31:54.720 we'll talk to tucker why is he why
01:31:55.680 did you make that noise just now 0.99
01:31:56.880 did you just fucking punch talk to tucker 0.99
01:31:59.300 somebody should proclaim the name of jesus christ on 0.99
01:32:02.580 tucker's show i mean geez what i thought he's had plenty
01:32:04.600 of people on there doing that dude not
01:32:06.440 not a single one look at this horse face
01:32:08.540 lady jim brewer yeah dude jim brewer do also
01:32:10.700 uh uh there was one more person
01:32:12.540 who the hell did sam talk to about uh
01:32:14.580 eddie bravo uh well eddie bravo show i don't know if he does the show oh mystery boys oh yeah
01:32:19.480 mystery boys interview people who was who was uh tp usa yeah we had him here remember i had the guy
01:32:24.800 from turning point here no not you turn it away jay dyer likes it's not on jay dyer's show um you
01:32:29.560 should do jay dyer's show that'd be funny so there was a guy that uh how what would you guys talk
01:32:35.020 about when you did have jay on i just let him talk about the he does a lot of really good stuff on
01:32:40.200 like alien deception and shit like that like that was fun we should have laura loomer on the laura
01:32:44.720 loomer show that'd be good yeah daddy's show i don't think he has a show the view is fine whatever 0.83
01:32:48.660 um but there was somebody that uh sam tripley was talking about with about danny jones no it wasn't
01:32:57.600 just danny jones it was somebody else like bobby jones oh jamie kennedy jamie kennedy good good
01:33:03.280 memory does yeah jamie kennedy has a show we'd love to go talk to jamie kennedy so so pick five
01:33:08.420 big shows and go and
01:33:10.440 tell them and you'll get entered into
01:33:12.500 the raffle to win the VIP
01:33:14.460 ticket. That gives you two days. So you'll be
01:33:16.500 here with us two days. It'll be the one in
01:33:18.420 the studio. Also make sure you could make it to
01:33:20.480 the show. Also probably make sure that
01:33:22.160 yeah, that can happen. All right. That's enough of that. Let's go
01:33:24.480 fucking. You ready? Yeah. Are 1.00
01:33:26.520 you sure? I think so. Okay.
01:33:28.640 Here's this horse face lady. 1.00
01:33:30.360 I already don't like it. That's like a pig. Can you teach us 1.00
01:33:32.560 some name? Yes. What would you
01:33:34.500 like to say? I'd like to say
01:33:36.520 hello. My name is Annie. Yeah.
01:33:38.420 What? Can we zoom in?
01:33:44.940 You want to see her whole horse face?
01:33:47.000 No, I just don't understand.
01:33:48.460 It was completely unnecessary with this guy.
01:33:51.240 Yes, what would you like to say?
01:33:52.940 I'd like to say, hello, my name is Annie.
01:33:56.880 It's not AI. This is just from England.
01:33:58.820 That's clearly AI. 1.00
01:33:59.880 That's just a dumb bitch in a mask. 1.00
01:34:01.460 You can hear her behind the mask. 1.00
01:34:03.620 They do that with AI now.
01:34:05.520 Why would you need AI?
01:34:06.240 That is all white in the front of her nose and her mouth. 1.00
01:34:09.760 She's like, you know, she's got a little thing. 1.00
01:34:11.600 That's not because she should be sniffing stuff.
01:34:13.340 She's a horse with vitiligo, so it's inclusivity. 0.98
01:34:15.960 She's got a little heart on her forehead.
01:34:17.300 What is happening?
01:34:18.480 That's AI.
01:34:19.160 Look at the ears.
01:34:19.780 Guys, are you scared?
01:34:20.720 Not enough people are scared.
01:34:21.860 I think you can only vote once.
01:34:22.940 I think a lot of people are scared, and now they've already said no. 0.94
01:34:25.160 Alex, the red-coated Jew, wanted us to perform at his Comic-Con, 0.94
01:34:28.240 but at the Comic-Con was for, like, furries and crannies. 1.00
01:34:31.380 Yeah.
01:34:31.960 And you got afraid?
01:34:33.260 No.
01:34:34.000 They wouldn't like what we do. 0.83
01:34:36.240 yeah remember when he bought drag queen to our event yeah and then that didn't go over well for 0.96
01:34:42.420 them no everybody literally got up and left when they got on stage oh you don't know this story
01:34:46.820 i don't think i want to know this story i want to know about the horse lady tell them the story
01:34:50.280 i don't really remember how it goes i just think like uh alex took some creative liberties decided
01:34:54.940 to like you know dress up the event a little bit and throw his own two cents in and the event was
01:34:59.200 already going alex the guy that gets the locations for you yeah the red-coded show well yeah so uh
01:35:05.740 the first bohemian grove we did no it was a second it was at least a second one yeah he was 0.99
01:35:10.740 like all right you got a lot of people here and it ends at nine and you have no trannies performing 1.00
01:35:15.280 there's no trannies performing he said so i'm gonna do something after and if you guys want
01:35:19.300 to hang out and come to this show then they can't and he did like a drag queen show and we were like 0.99
01:35:24.840 i told him i was like our fans don't like that it doesn't mix well and he's like it's gonna be 0.90
01:35:29.400 fine they're crazy and i was like i know what crazy people like crazy people like wacky like 0.99
01:35:33.640 the novelty of a fucking drag show yeah as if it's 1990 and this is the howard stern show 0.99
01:35:38.940 you know it was just like a very dated approach to this and so he had drag queens come out and 0.99
01:35:44.460 everybody left the drag queens were coming in and the people were making fun of them as they 0.98
01:35:47.780 were changing because our show was like ending and they were like what the fuck is that yeah 1.00
01:35:52.520 there's a drag queen in a wheelchair they're like get out of here with this shit very funny all 0.99
01:35:57.340 right i don't care about the horse lady i don't i don't want i don't even want matt to be allowed 0.99
01:36:01.440 to see that okay fine all right all right another horse lady then we got to answer some of these
01:36:05.900 questions or address these 52 government can take control of your car steering what any moment no
01:36:12.480 right no no no if not can it help you avoid turtles maybe the government should have taken
01:36:18.400 over in that instance the little turtle preservation act go look up the volt 7 what
01:36:24.560 released cia documents so if you drive an audi um a jeep a bmw a ford or a honda oh i'm good that
01:36:34.800 operates on the q and x system that's right fj not my jeep be careful what you say in your car
01:36:40.860 makes me wonder about all those suspicious i just drive around all day saying hold on you do know
01:36:45.800 that the government can take control of your car steering at any moment oh it started over right
01:36:51.140 oh it started over i i was terrified but fj said they can't do it to my jeep
01:36:55.920 i'm i'm imagining since he's a jeep owner he has some reason and that's all i need to know 0.98
01:37:00.140 that's all i need to know so i'm good you guys are fucked all right this is our last message 0.99
01:37:04.660 for mom okay honda santa fe dude yeah they're taking that over no they're not doing anything 1.00
01:37:08.960 they can't do anything like oh he's already gay the outbacks they said they already said 0.99
01:37:13.400 steakhouse not back steakhouse great restaurant uh what is this fat guy going to talk about 0.99
01:37:18.300 it's tony lamb and i am the man who saw tomorrow and i am not my own another prophet let's go
01:37:25.700 are you excited heavy on the profits today high five matt stop it all right when you do that 0.98
01:37:29.700 flat earthquakes and tsunamis coming to america eight earthquakes oh i thought that fj fool 0.56
01:37:36.960 literally owns an fj i because i was thinking fj it's jeep by jonathan that i got confused with 0.98
01:37:41.440 we have our own steering control called death wobble damn dang that's crazy yeah that do be
01:37:46.480 happening not on my jeep yet christ was the precious blood of jesus so i belong to jesus 0.95
01:37:53.220 and jesus may do with me all his pleasure and i am in total agreement with that the man who was
01:37:58.480 called by god for this time right now to warn the people as to what is to come all right wait pause 0.98
01:38:03.280 it luke 21 verse how do you feel about this so far i feel like he's saying a lot of shit that 0.99
01:38:07.460 like okay i've not thrown any alarms yet matt might feed into this bullshit what do you think 0.98
01:38:13.020 matt matt loves it no i don't know matt wants to kiss this guy if he's saying i saw prophecies or 0.99
01:38:18.900 i saw visions yeah i'm always skeptical when that's but the guy seems like a nice enough guy
01:38:23.360 i mean it looks like a guy you'd meet at a coin show though it looks like a guy that like maybe
01:38:27.180 okay what's the profit supposed to look like yeah it could have come from a coin show you're right
01:38:31.280 that's true by the way shout out to ministries who's in the chat who for the maybe the third
01:38:36.220 time has told us 100 rupees equals one dollar yeah but how many rubies oh okay how many actually
01:38:42.440 that says rubbies is one gold oh how many golds is a dollar jeeps are white girl cars yes they
01:38:48.600 are so they're pennies rubies are pennies oh rubies are pennies so we got rid of pennies 0.99
01:38:53.820 and ninjas are introduced rubbies niggas are butterflies niggas are butterflies it's very 0.99
01:38:58.360 confusing very confusing the guys don't forget go and tell niggas are butterflies to have us on the 0.99
01:39:03.480 show we should make them black and also like do it on the appropriate apps too because they're not 0.91
01:39:08.820 on like uh they're not on x but they're on instagram yeah rupees that's what i thought
01:39:14.140 she was talking about rupees m all right i feel like we should lean into just being as horrible
01:39:17.880 as possible uh what do you mean by that and why would that be different from now those are fair
01:39:22.860 questions well why those are fair questions it's a fair question because he doesn't know how horrible
01:39:27.520 we can be i get little glimpses of it though you guys send me screenshots and like when you try to
01:39:32.820 get me going about spurgeon or like other things and i know where you're at well spurgeon was uh 0.52
01:39:37.660 same boomer shit hey guys press that heart in the corner a bunch i like when you guys press that 0.66
01:39:41.900 you know it's funny actually the guy that posted that i said wow look at them pressing the hearts 0.97
01:39:46.460 in the corner i had responded to him and i said uh let him go we are now this virgin i saw when
01:39:51.900 you said that it's like okay no i'm saying we're dealing with the error of his ways guys they're
01:39:57.020 really pressing the heart in the corner a lot and it's really nice maybe not it's so nice you guys
01:40:01.260 can't see it because you have respect is given i said i said respect is earned not just like
01:40:07.820 given to somebody like who well the the premise of that was that we have to respect the jews
01:40:14.300 and i said okay why they don't respect us wait what was the quote wait what i mean you couldn't 0.52
01:40:20.540 uh damn it you unmuted me at the wrong time um what was the quote uh the quote hold on let's 0.76
01:40:26.060 Let's just pick this off. 0.99
01:40:27.260 Okay, take off the prophet. 0.87
01:40:28.900 All I was saying was like, I guess this is like the, again,
01:40:33.400 this is like a brilliant scheme by Satan, dude.
01:40:35.620 He's got a brilliant playing field. 0.87
01:40:37.460 Now you have a ton of internet Christians who are like, 0.56
01:40:40.020 I'm smarter than Spurgeon.
01:40:42.060 Is it possible, even with Spurgeon and his incredible preaching,
01:40:46.220 is it possible that he's wrong about that?
01:40:48.520 Absolutely.
01:40:48.660 Hold on, stop Spurgeon.
01:40:51.000 A Christian is the last person who ought to ever speak disrespectfully
01:40:53.900 respectfully or unkindly of the jews that's pretty straightforward and i said respect is a
01:40:59.040 mutual thing a major thing some of the greatest preachers missed we're now dealing with the
01:41:03.780 consequences of the mistake of their behavior what about when their behavior is not a mutual thing
01:41:09.420 turn the other cheek is specifically you get slapped you accept it right now i'm not talking
01:41:13.880 about like physical harm we're not talking about that but if you're disrespecting you say you had
01:41:17.140 no problem i would actually remove the mutual thing and just go what about when their behavior 0.82
01:41:20.880 is despicable i would remove the jew thing i would just say no no no anybody's anybody's so 0.73
01:41:26.040 why do they get a pass no no so they don't get a pass he's wrong i'm wrong no no spurgeon's 0.99
01:41:30.120 fucking that's why i said he's wrong yeah but he's he's wrong because again he's dealing in 0.96
01:41:34.160 a different time period how much spurgeon have you read i'm not saying i read that quote right 0.98
01:41:38.080 there that way okay no problem that doesn't mean that because he's brilliant on so many things that
01:41:42.780 he's not wrong about that that's what i said that's what i could 100 be wrong about that
01:41:46.160 Hold on, I'm going to have to mute you.
01:41:48.900 I said a major thing.
01:41:50.740 You're muted.
01:41:51.640 Some of the greatest preachers missed.
01:41:54.120 Some of the greatest preachers.
01:41:56.660 But he missed this.
01:41:57.600 Am I off mute?
01:41:58.420 So you're smarter than Spurgeon?
01:42:00.260 I don't necessarily like that, just to be honest.
01:42:02.840 I'm saying he missed it.
01:42:05.160 On this topic, I am smarter than Spurgeon
01:42:07.220 because he has a big blind spot.
01:42:09.560 Oh, that's true, too.
01:42:10.460 Sparrow says, who the hell knows if he even said that?
01:42:12.600 Time will tell.
01:42:13.900 I like the statement.
01:42:15.340 I like what's the statement again? Why are we not attributing false quotes to everybody? We should
01:42:19.720 be. It says a Christian is the last person who ought to ever speak disrespectfully or unkindly
01:42:25.740 of the Jews. Okay. So think about this. You're a Bible reader, right? You're a Christian. That
01:42:29.540 means you read the Bible. You read from Genesis to Revelation. You read this whole story of what
01:42:33.960 Israel's been through and how terrible it is and how bad they've done. And something in you goes,
01:42:39.120 wow, I can relate to this story. I'm a bad person too. That's what happens when you get close to
01:42:43.940 god or you look at that and go f them burn them all right i'm just saying i think listen spurgeon 0.97
01:42:49.260 also existed in a day before it was widely known that a rabbi owned porn hub okay so when you 0.99
01:42:56.300 discover a rabbi owns porn hub are you allowed to go that's fucked up yeah no okay you're not 0.79
01:43:02.680 as a christian unkind it's just it is disrespectful to say because you'd be like hey 0.99
01:43:08.340 bro what is that it's kind of it's disrespectful to the jews a hundred years ago do you think
01:43:12.720 people maybe they spoke with a lot more like fancy coos and such you know like it was it was just
01:43:18.000 like unheard of to be disrespectful and unkind in general there is also a line of like
01:43:24.800 guys keep pressing that heart button in the corner i like when you do that yeah wait wait
01:43:29.820 because i think you're on to something this is totally a fair conversation like you see an
01:43:34.100 individual do a bad thing say no that's a bad thing i don't think spurgeon's saying you can't
01:43:39.620 point that out if that's a jewish person i don't think that's what he's saying i think he's saying
01:43:42.960 the jews as a whole like that's like let's be mindful of that look at their mistakes as a whole
01:43:47.420 look at how they went off the rails and that should that should make you like look at your 0.98
01:43:51.480 own life and say man i've gone off the rails too all i'm saying is if i read a thing like that it
01:43:56.360 at least crosses my mind to say virgin was talking about making generalizations but i could be wrong
01:44:00.740 all i'm saying is if i see a quote like that i'm gonna say maybe i should examine my position if
01:44:07.420 it's opposite of Spurgeon, which doesn't mean that he's right and I'm wrong, to say maybe I
01:44:11.460 should look into that if great men of God have come before me and thought something like this.
01:44:15.420 Doesn't mean they didn't miss it. They could have missed it. You're very right. But I'm at least
01:44:18.940 going to consider it. As I said, I'll just read what I said again. Guys, they're hitting that
01:44:22.480 hard button so much. We're dealing with the consequences
01:44:26.740 of the mistake of the greatest preachers
01:44:30.840 and their behavior. What are those consequences? Letting the Jews off the
01:44:35.380 hook what does that never do that what does that mean that means as a christian preacher when you
01:44:40.820 say don't criticize them be very specific about what you're talking about because when you don't
01:44:45.980 criticize somebody then they go off the rails and then they buy porn hub and then they invade your 0.91
01:44:50.680 country and they sell dildos and when they sell dildo with their daughters and then they poison 0.99
01:44:54.420 your skies and food and water and try to rape your kids and we're not allowed to say that's 0.99
01:44:57.960 fucked up i'm just saying i think only if you do that to everybody that you see doing that you did 0.99
01:45:03.180 this okay but who else is who else is praying what's it saying what spurgeon is talking about 0.99
01:45:07.760 is just the jews so you've made a sacred cow of the jews and and i understand it's like okay
01:45:13.460 they've been also what's the context talking about the jews in the bible because again like this is
01:45:18.440 probably a weighty conversation is he specifically talking about jews in the bible or saying like
01:45:22.740 the jews that live on your block like a christian i don't know a christian is the last person whoever
01:45:26.920 should speak disrespectfully or unkindly to of the jews so maybe he's maybe the context is in
01:45:32.780 his sermon which you'd have to go back and read would be jews in the bible i'm just saying there's
01:45:37.540 a reason that we're here right now there's a reason why the 501c3 that you hate and that has 0.86
01:45:42.460 been bastardized to such a such a degree is because of infiltration from the jews and i 0.52
01:45:47.920 this is fertile ground to do it so now you agree with me on the bastardization of the 0.93
01:45:52.580 501c3 you just said it oh but like yeah but as long as it coincides with the jews did it 0.98
01:45:58.600 then we're good with saying it's bad you don't you don't ever you don't ever admit that that's 0.95
01:46:03.640 a big part of it it's probably the main part of it i'm i'm always going to blame the church
01:46:09.260 before i blame the jews right like if the church is the one who knows god then they're failing by
01:46:14.240 not i know but this is what i'm saying so if they're allowing themselves to be infiltrated
01:46:18.320 by another nation wouldn't you agree that okay so we ought not ever speak disrespectfully or 0.71
01:46:23.680 unkindly of the jew so if i go okay the 501c the modern 501c3 is failing because it's adopted
01:46:29.940 it's adopted the ideology of the jew okay i agree with you that we should be doing that today amen
01:46:37.180 i don't know if his context isn't jews in the bible but again i just come back to this thing 0.96
01:46:41.860 it's like i look at the jews i look at all their mistakes and that should make me look inward and 0.61
01:46:46.240 go i do the same stuff man for sure did you just say n-word in word so what so all name all the 0.98
01:46:51.660 things that you hate about them uh like say the porn hub you say oh man i partook of pornography
01:46:56.920 it's not about it's not about hating i should look inward it's not about hating i'm gonna have
01:47:01.780 to mute you if you don't let me talk it's not about hating it's about it's about division
01:47:05.480 they're a different religion what do you have anything to do with christianity that we've been
01:47:10.140 grafted on to no no no no no we are doing christianity they are doing judy why are you
01:47:16.940 involved with what we're doing here and we've been grafted onto it but why are you involved
01:47:20.980 with your old dead religion with what we are doing here okay you're saying in the 501c3 system
01:47:25.940 in general yeah sure yeah okay yeah we should be wise to say hey you guys are just here begging 0.98
01:47:30.980 for money because i've seen that too where like uh people like jews in their mind come to churches 0.71
01:47:37.100 and say i know that you have to support me your bible says yeah like whoa whoa hold on pump the 0.95
01:47:41.260 brakes so if you're saying like yeah it's more sophisticated than that you think that that's
01:47:44.960 like the the biggest scam that they can pull off if they know that they have you hook line that's
01:47:48.740 their biggest scam i'd imagine they have bigger scams than that yeah i don't know the state of
01:47:52.980 the church look at it why is it falling apart i don't know why i think there's a correlation when
01:47:58.640 you say why is this thing falling apart and then you go wait up wait up wait up wait up what's 0.55
01:48:02.700 inside of it you're saying it's not the church's fault it's the jews fault i would disagree but
01:48:06.820 whatever i'm not saying thank you nancy i'm not saying it's a fault i'm not saying jews fault i'm
01:48:15.000 not saying it's the church's fault i'm just saying that that that's there and i'm also saying that
01:48:19.780 this quote won't even allow you to address it the preachers of old wouldn't even allow people to
01:48:25.360 address it that's fair depending on the context so 100 years later it appears i don't think
01:48:30.360 spurgeon's saying if a jewish guy came down the street and shot another guy saying hey hey don't
01:48:35.020 you can't no well don't say anything that's a jewish guy you can't say anything he's not saying
01:48:38.720 so is this just for the jews or does it pertain to other demographics just for the jews you can't
01:48:49.280 criticize them right you've got to remember the context of the bible is it's all the stories of
01:48:53.820 the jews dude so there's a lot in it and i know how cool it is today they hate the jews i get it 0.65
01:48:58.240 you should be able to criticize i do too and there's and sometimes when you criticize stuff
01:49:03.000 it's so you're saying if spurgeon was uh using that in the context that it appears he was then
01:49:07.880 he was incorrect. If Spurgeon was saying
01:49:09.760 a guy shot somebody on his street
01:49:11.680 and that guy was Jewish and he said, no, you can't
01:49:13.880 criticize that guy, then obviously Spurgeon's
01:49:15.760 in the wrong. Or if that guy opened Pornhub,
01:49:17.900 and Spurgeon said, no, no, no, that's not okay.
01:49:19.800 I can easily say that that's not what he's talking about
01:49:21.840 because you can take any old head. The guy
01:49:23.860 that we sat across from right here,
01:49:26.160 and he was pretty good on it.
01:49:27.680 His story was great. Steve Massoud.
01:49:30.140 I mean, yeah, the Jews can do
01:49:31.860 no wrong, basically. We're like, all right.
01:49:33.340 That's what Steve Massoud said? David.
01:49:35.180 um dr massoud i don't know he i think he kind of felt what he stepped in and then he kind of
01:49:44.380 pulled back from it yeah but it's like where he was going yeah yeah because there's a lot of them
01:49:48.020 that go that way it's very obvious that derrick gilbert was going the same direction and then 0.92
01:49:50.980 once they go oh shit these guys know a little bit more than like the super superficial nonsense 0.60
01:49:54.880 that i was pushing they go let me just step this back a little bit all i've ever said is there's 0.99
01:49:59.380 something in between kill all the jews and the jews do no wrong well and all i've ever said is 0.84
01:50:04.460 like it's good that everybody's looking at the context of what the jews are doing today 0.98
01:50:08.840 but look at that in light of what we also have in the scripture that's all i never said think
01:50:14.000 though don't you think though that rhetoric like that a lot it's just all it is on the context all
01:50:19.180 that is you know what that is matt i'll put it in terms you can understand it's a blank check 0.99
01:50:23.640 that's a blank check written to the jews to do whatever the fuck they want here's an example 0.97
01:50:28.840 you're saying that led to unlimited power of the jews and hold on wait can i say something can i 0.99
01:50:33.680 can't can i fucking say something yeah i do so within the leftist ideology you have coveted 0.92
01:50:39.380 people groups protected people groups that you're not allowed to criticize and then we've watched 0.97
01:50:42.580 how those uh people groups have fucked up a bunch of things culturally in the west and we could all
01:50:46.640 agree now in 2026 that it wasn't right to just give carte blanche to you know this person because 0.88
01:50:51.420 they're in a minority group or that person because they're an lgbt it's the same exact thing yeah
01:50:55.620 yeah it's the same exact thing to do it to any people group to give them you know a pass and 0.94
01:51:00.860 say that you can't criticize them, even to just allude to the idea that you can't criticize them
01:51:05.360 for whatever reason, if it's biblically, contextually, or otherwise, like, no, everybody,
01:51:09.660 you said it yourself, everybody. We're extrapolating a little bit on what Spurgeon is saying in the
01:51:13.340 quote here, only because we're reading it 100 years in the future, and have seen what has
01:51:18.500 happened. So whether he meant that exactly, or his words have led to that, I don't know,
01:51:23.300 there's 1000 other preachers that have meant what I'm saying exactly. And now we're dealing
01:51:27.660 with the consequences that's all i'm saying like hey you have to earn respect it's mutual if one
01:51:33.060 party doesn't respect you and you say hey can't talk it to can't talk about them can't say anything
01:51:37.780 can't talk about the gays gonna run wild can't talk about the trans and they talk about the 0.97
01:51:41.080 black community can't talk about uh you know islamophobia whatever the thing is can't say 0.99
01:51:45.620 nigger in leesburg that's right spurgeon is talking about jews in his day that are doing 0.85
01:51:50.200 wrong in his day and saying no no no you have to turn a blind eye to that of course that's wrong 1.00
01:51:54.080 of course that's wrong yeah but they've been doing the same thing over i'm glad that we could agree
01:51:57.740 is it whatever again it always comes back to the idea thank you thank you rusty uh all right let's
01:52:03.180 get into these things uh we have to said matt's right nobody says that when this is right we're
01:52:07.520 gonna go uh no wait what did reb say go down real quick reb said something about triply saying
01:52:13.180 protected classes go up just a little bit uh it's what sam triply says no protected classes are
01:52:18.460 races amen no protected classes no no sacred cows either we're gonna yeah cut them down we're tearing 0.97
01:52:24.160 them down we're gonna burn them in the fire them down all right let's uh let's read these 0.99
01:52:28.740 super jets down i don't think there's anything oh wait we do have to finish this guy's prophetic 0.97
01:52:31.920 word god fine all right we never we just 11 and great earthquakes shall be in diverse places
01:52:38.000 and famines and pestilences reading fearful sights and great signs shall there be from heaven
01:52:43.040 revelation 8 verse 5 and the angel took the censer and filled it with fire from the altar
01:52:48.760 and cast it into the earth and there were voices and thunderings and lightnings and an earthquake
01:52:53.620 isaiah 29 verse 6 thou shalt be visited of the lord of hosts and with thunder and with earthquake
01:53:00.700 and with great noise with storm and tempest and the flame of the devouring fire okay isaiah 24
01:53:07.360 this is right so far the earth is utterly broken down you can't do this guys what is he ever going
01:53:12.380 to get to a point where he says anything he's supposed to be prophesying you know what respect
01:53:16.180 me a little bit more record on a better better thing if you're gonna if you're gonna prophesize
01:53:19.760 something important read on a sure microphone and guess who's gonna read them oh nancy nancy 1.00
01:53:25.260 you have a lot of super jazz to read is she still there she's going to work 55 of them holy shit
01:53:32.940 that's a lot of nance are you ready that's a lot i guess so if you go to the starred section
01:53:38.800 in stream yard you can see all of them since the genos am i reading all the gems all the gems
01:53:44.400 you're reading it all that's what we promised and that's what you're going to deliver
01:53:47.200 okay the first one is from kenny the fed he says no no the first one's from total annihilator
01:53:54.780 total annihilator what yeah yeah for some reason it's not showing maybe she showed up later you
01:53:59.840 must have showed up after it it's uh thumbs up uh clapping okay so that's what we'll do nance
01:54:06.640 we'll put it on the screen for you and then you read it okay read it
01:54:10.400 there's nothing to read no read it you read what it says nance
01:54:17.260 thumbs up thumbs up thumbs up thumbs up thumbs up thumbs up thumbs up clap thumbs up thumbs up
01:54:29.260 thumbs up thumbs up thumbs up nancy's the total annihilator wow thank you for that one here we
01:54:35.980 go we got another one from uh kenny the fed i'll pull him up for you blessed what's that say 1.00
01:54:41.280 got it no it's a dick man it's a dick yeah it's a penis for the equal sign and then at the very 1.00
01:54:49.240 the b is the balls it doesn't show up on the screen here but we can see it as 1.00
01:54:52.980 b followed by several equal signs followed by d thank you for the five dollars kenny thank you 0.99
01:54:57.440 for the penis uh if i get one more ad i want my five dollars back from joe preston hello 0.95
01:55:06.180 preston thank you joe preston i hope you didn't get any more ads because i'm not giving you your 0.99
01:55:10.860 money back uh dissident says made god bless israel on behalf of nds thank you thank you
01:55:19.700 dissident wow i agree i agree with that you're doing great nance uh laney says matt
01:55:27.020 if they're only 1% of the population,
01:55:30.300 why do they cause 99% of the oy veys? 0.94
01:55:34.020 That's a great question.
01:55:35.560 Yeah.
01:55:35.980 Good question, Laney.
01:55:36.520 Oh, this is good music for this.
01:55:37.740 Good call, Top.
01:55:38.260 How could they possibly be at the center of everything?
01:55:41.420 Well, no, Laney is saying
01:55:44.000 if it's just 1% of the population,
01:55:46.080 why are they such an oy vey? 1.00
01:55:48.680 How is that even possible? 0.99
01:55:50.320 Yeah.
01:55:51.260 It's a great question.
01:55:52.140 I would argue Satan.
01:55:52.920 Are they that good?
01:55:54.760 Just nothing else?
01:55:56.020 You'd argue Satan?
01:55:56.440 I would argue Satan.
01:55:59.800 Well, thank you, Lainey.
01:56:03.180 Scott says flower.
01:56:05.260 Thank you for the flower and the 30 gems.
01:56:07.100 30 gems, what's happening?
01:56:08.160 I don't even know, dude, but we are covered in gems and flowers.
01:56:12.780 Kenny the Fed says gold coin.
01:56:14.900 Thank you.
01:56:15.560 I don't know if he does say.
01:56:16.800 He does say gold coin.
01:56:17.880 He does say gold coin.
01:56:18.940 Okay.
01:56:19.080 Then he also said 67 gems.
01:56:24.920 you say oh wait so those aren't the comments it just i don't understand what it is no no it's
01:56:30.500 the denomination first and then the comment what if those end up being like bitcoin dude
01:56:34.960 i doubt it yeah you do can you please read that he says six seven six seven just go to the next
01:56:40.440 one this music is a lot silver start thank you dissident that's two gems i think
01:56:47.460 uh gold coin
01:56:50.880 not that
01:56:51.360 well he just
01:56:53.340 he keeps sending
01:56:53.880 him
01:56:54.060 he's just kind of
01:56:54.900 pink panther vibes
01:56:55.720 gold coin
01:56:56.260 oh
01:56:57.020 dissident
01:56:57.640 oh baby dissident
01:56:58.980 sparrow
01:56:59.840 sparrow
01:57:00.240 silver star
01:57:01.660 oh
01:57:02.540 all right
01:57:03.240 gold star
01:57:03.820 uh sparkles
01:57:05.580 oh
01:57:06.060 dissident
01:57:06.580 thank you
01:57:07.040 that's different
01:57:07.400 sparkles
01:57:08.060 i wonder how much
01:57:08.800 that's worth
01:57:09.420 how much coffee
01:57:10.500 could i buy with that
01:57:11.360 that one's not real
01:57:12.200 uh makeup brush
01:57:13.880 okay
01:57:15.180 for raven
01:57:15.800 this is the worst 0.97
01:57:16.720 for me what you mean all right now we're getting to some real shit okay for 9.99 uh cherry bear 1.00
01:57:24.300 says money in the swear jar for matt's potty mouth you are the worst matt you're very very 0.99
01:57:29.880 rewarding your behavior very offensive thank you cherry very cool i kind of like these things 0.82
01:57:36.200 what's this 20 gems party hat oh oh wow what's that do that's the thing he ran over on
01:57:41.660 she's still sad about it oh my god yeah you trashed her on the show too what is this super
01:57:50.080 sticker wow wow what's that total annihilator thank you wow thank you total annihilator a
01:57:57.000 thousand gems must be something relevant floating part looks like different oh yeah let's see what
01:58:03.420 a thousand gems look like uh thank you for floating heart um i'll i'll start putting these
01:58:08.860 other ones up i think for you uh floating heart thank you very much dissident i don't know where 0.50
01:58:13.340 the fuck we are i'm dissident yeah so keep going we're on goat trophy yes we are yes we are 0.82
01:58:22.520 for a thousand gems wow thank you brad for the goat trophy uh wait up wait up i'm trying to do 0.99
01:58:31.420 okay well i got this one don't worry about that we're going did you find anything on what 0.97
01:58:34.840 sparkles are i tried to google it and hold on hold on how much are gems worth no fucking idea 0.85
01:58:43.220 dude i think yo dude the conversions are crazy jewels convert into rubies which with each ruby 0.92
01:58:48.560 being valued at 0.1 cents what what a waste of time hey guys more jewels you receive 0.99
01:58:55.080 by the time youtube takes their percent we're getting nothing hey guys what the fuck are you 0.96
01:58:59.560 doing i don't know how much is a thousand jewels are worth roughly 10 to 14 dollars a thousand 0.90
01:59:07.420 gems jewels gems well what we did have a thousand gems i don't know dude this is so here's another
01:59:14.760 one uh tip in the jar for matt to swear again from now do it no say it not gonna do it he just
01:59:23.540 gave you five dollars oh my god all right you got the nancy swear all right that doesn't count
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02:00:59.540 she's indian uh here we go this is dissident how's it going nancy how is it going how is it
02:01:07.180 going nancy it's a little out of order it's going well no she wants to say more let her say more
02:01:14.580 no no that was it say uh cherry bear asks what is can matt say a potty word again
02:01:24.660 can matt say a potty word again potty word you know matt say what so far you can say something
02:01:32.160 seven dollars to make a swear word i don't say swear words man you dropped them at the
02:01:37.040 no i got overheated because i thought like wouldn't that be rad if you really did have
02:01:40.300 a healing gift what would that say about your character if you really had a gift to heal people
02:01:44.300 and you used it to have a big thing
02:01:46.400 and take in money for yourself.
02:01:48.460 That's not a body word, Matt.
02:01:49.800 He didn't pay you to say stuff
02:01:52.060 other than a swear word, so please.
02:01:53.740 Not doing it, but let's go to the next one.
02:01:55.940 200 gems. I think that's worth...
02:01:58.240 I mean, there's so many gems.
02:01:59.540 200.
02:02:00.580 I didn't think that YouTube would allow you
02:02:02.260 to pay such a low denomination.
02:02:04.740 We shouldn't be reading Jimmy Wessler.
02:02:06.340 Yeah, don't read it.
02:02:07.820 $5 from Brenna. 0.51
02:02:09.760 Brenna!
02:02:10.500 That's real money.
02:02:12.000 Question.
02:02:13.400 Thank you.
02:02:13.760 Fair.
02:02:14.300 Thank you, Brenna.
02:02:16.220 Ends in the chat for $5.
02:02:18.100 Hero, everybody is starting a tower.
02:02:21.040 Oh, very cool.
02:02:22.720 And what is he trying to spell, I wonder?
02:02:24.500 Who knows?
02:02:25.260 Okay.
02:02:25.620 Nancy. 0.83
02:02:27.380 Oh, $20.
02:02:28.300 That's a big one.
02:02:29.100 20 bucks?
02:02:29.700 Read these words, Nancy.
02:02:32.300 I'd be praying in the Brandon Biggs live streams,
02:02:36.700 and I feel the Holy Spirit no cap.
02:02:39.880 No cap.
02:02:40.660 No cap.
02:02:41.060 Thank you.
02:02:41.380 What does that mean, Matt?
02:02:42.280 That means when you don't have the yarmulke on.
02:02:44.100 he's saying he doesn't support israel so he's saying no cap not jewish he's one of you guys
02:02:48.800 not a fan of uncircumcised or no could it mean is it a circumcised joke like i got no cap on that
02:02:55.080 thing you didn't even pick up the video of the guy with the yamaka the other day no i don't watch 1.00
02:03:00.580 your shit what's this is a second letter of the tower from cherry bear and i oh they're gonna 0.98
02:03:07.560 to say nice nice or night night oh kenny the fed has a question how do you guys think nds universe 1.00
02:03:18.520 will evolve in the next year david slash top how many jays died in the holocaust hello
02:03:26.000 hello for a dollar how many t's is that five t's elite amount of t's kenny the fed bravo
02:03:32.540 he's asking us first how do we think it will evolve um i think much like a pokemon i am going
02:03:39.060 to develop cannons on my shoulders yes probably and uh top will uh maybe become more aquatic and
02:03:47.720 have claws i think it will get exponentially less racist but perceived as being more racist
02:03:54.880 yes i wow you want to talk about prophecy what yes yeah that's how it works 100 i agree with
02:04:01.160 less racist but going to be perceived as more racist because the bigger the show gets and the
02:04:05.160 more of a spotlight the more feathers we're going to ruffle obviously we're being compelled to be
02:04:09.520 better people at all times so that's going to continue in whatever form that takes uh but as 0.64
02:04:15.020 we get to higher and higher places more and more people will bitch yeah it's like that dr seuss 0.54
02:04:19.180 book uh would you on the joe rogan show would you would you believe it on the joe rogan show 0.84
02:04:24.120 would you could you could you believe it on a boat abby the low ebb said it matt how many people
02:04:28.400 died in a holla first uh i don't think anybody did yeah no david top how many no no no i said 0.99
02:04:38.580 i don't think anybody died in the holocaust oh next question holy shit dude you can't do that 0.99
02:04:46.620 you know you can't do that fucking zero dude absolutely nobody never happened i think it 0.98
02:04:53.140 didn't happen you know that the word wasn't invented until like the 1970s or 80s why are 0.99
02:04:57.160 are you doing that with your face dude i don't like that because that's that's a level too far
02:05:01.600 david like you're offended i'm a little offended i could be wrong i'm wrong about a lot of stuff
02:05:08.000 so what year was that i don't know 19 1940s okay so what are the odds that any information we get
02:05:17.280 from any time period is accurate i'm not i mean obviously something happened in that time you
02:05:22.320 The Red Cross numbers?
02:05:23.140 All right.
02:05:23.440 All right.
02:05:23.860 All right.
02:05:24.160 All right.
02:05:24.420 All right.
02:05:24.440 All right.
02:05:24.480 All right.
02:05:24.720 All right.
02:05:25.000 All right.
02:05:25.200 Like, I have no clue about anything from history.
02:05:28.160 Like, I trust the word of God.
02:05:28.960 Ask me the question again. 0.52
02:05:29.740 How many people died in the holo? 0.79
02:05:32.120 How many people died in the holocaust? 0.83
02:05:34.420 That's six, seven.
02:05:36.880 Six, seven.
02:05:38.260 I mean, how do you balance any of the stuff?
02:05:40.280 Next question, Matthew.
02:05:41.080 Next question.
02:05:43.340 From Total Annihilator, again.
02:05:45.760 Hey.
02:05:45.900 Could this be a permanent cast for future episodes with NDS and straight Bible,
02:05:51.700 or create a new show.
02:05:53.840 That already happened and I got thrown off.
02:05:55.540 No, there's only so much of him that I can take.
02:05:57.760 I can only take so much of that.
02:05:59.600 I guess you did this before the 15-minute fight 0.74
02:06:01.340 about Spurgeon and the Jews.
02:06:03.680 Yeah, yeah, this was long before that. Absolutely not, no.
02:06:05.460 These guys are constantly picking fights.
02:06:07.220 There's only so much of
02:06:08.620 Matt that I can take.
02:06:10.760 Hey, hey, more gems. Hey!
02:06:13.880 750 of them, what's that mean?
02:06:15.760 Portman says, let him cook.
02:06:17.760 Let him cook. Thank you, Portman.
02:06:19.140 I think that's $10. By the way, Portman,
02:06:21.420 Very old.
02:06:22.100 1970.
02:06:23.440 How many was the big one?
02:06:24.860 It wasn't gems.
02:06:25.680 It was like gold.
02:06:27.920 There was a gold coin.
02:06:29.160 I believe the chicken in the chat said rubbies. 0.73
02:06:32.780 I don't know.
02:06:33.700 I'm so confused.
02:06:34.940 You two denominations, not orthodox, of money. 1.00
02:06:40.340 Damn it, man. 1.00
02:06:40.900 It keeps coming up. 1.00
02:06:41.500 A lot of people saying zero people died in the Holocaust.
02:06:44.180 Stop that.
02:06:45.520 And now we're all through.
02:06:46.140 Horton says 100.
02:06:48.420 100 what?
02:06:49.020 100 dead in the holocaust 100 people got owie wowies in the holocaust and that's as far as 0.71
02:06:56.000 i'm willing to go i don't think they suffered death from those how many poopsies i don't know 0.88
02:07:02.700 and i heard that they had really nice facilities so kind of lamey way me if you ask me i agree 0.97
02:07:07.180 what are you guys doing with these words now i don't like this matt just fucking hey rusty said 0.94
02:07:12.440 for turtle funeral arrangements gonna cost more than that to put that turtle at rest so get to 0.96
02:07:18.720 donating yeah you know how many very thoughtful rusty thank you it is very i know definitively
02:07:25.120 one gigantic piece came off of his back and i saw all of his insides you know what's really
02:07:29.400 interesting uh how your wife aimed for it yeah that was super interesting oh benjamin's been
02:07:34.940 going off about turtles and in their back how it represents the real calendar yeah the calendar's 0.99
02:07:39.500 all fucked up on that one the day that your wife runs over what yeah damn man i mean what a what 0.99
02:07:46.860 an unbelievable piece of comedy that's heavy was handed to me today thousand gems for a trophy 1.00
02:07:51.140 cake oh my god what's that mean the fuck is that face about this one is this 10 gems 0.94
02:07:59.120 and gold coin yo jack bronson fj just donated a thousand gems you're gonna see what this 0.99
02:08:04.960 looks like on youtube one percent of that dude i don't know what it looks like at all i've got
02:08:09.840 no idea let's see because it might look a lot cooler oh when they give us gems i can't tell
02:08:14.000 Okay, are they cryptocurrencies or not?
02:08:16.300 No. 0.99
02:08:17.200 This is bullshit. 0.99
02:08:18.880 No, it's nothing. 0.99
02:08:20.020 All right.
02:08:20.380 All right, we got 10 gems.
02:08:22.180 And that says also gold coin.
02:08:23.960 Whoa, what does that say? 1.00
02:08:24.420 Nancy?
02:08:24.960 No, Nancy has to tell us.
02:08:25.960 Nancy, tell us.
02:08:27.960 Gold coin.
02:08:29.160 Hold on, I got to remind her because she clearly doesn't know.
02:08:31.320 Nancy will read all of the chats.
02:08:35.980 Not some of the chats, all of the chats.
02:08:38.120 All of the chats.
02:08:38.780 Sort of veered away from that.
02:08:40.200 No, we didn't.
02:08:41.100 We're veering back.
02:08:41.800 We already read this one about Matt's dingleberries.
02:08:44.840 I would never answer.
02:08:45.960 But thank you, Scott.
02:08:46.960 You wonderful.
02:08:47.980 Thank you, Scott.
02:08:49.000 I do have a really good idea for this.
02:08:51.040 And I think it could be a solution.
02:08:52.560 A shirt.
02:08:53.160 And I think it'll make us all rich.
02:08:54.480 About dingleberries.
02:08:55.760 Dingleberries.
02:08:56.940 I'll tell you guys after the chapel.
02:08:58.140 Yeah, don't say it on the show because they're going to steal our idea.
02:09:00.280 Somebody's going to do it.
02:09:00.820 You know, they're thieves.
02:09:03.020 $9.99 from Makabala.
02:09:05.060 Makabala!
02:09:06.300 What they said?
02:09:06.700 It says, Top, I know you hop in the shower, 0.72
02:09:09.800 instantly going to the armpit 0.80
02:09:11.980 you need to attack the armpit
02:09:14.500 with a gentle lather until the
02:09:16.440 deodorant is washed out
02:09:18.040 now you see the problem is that like to
02:09:19.860 get it to even lather
02:09:21.300 it's hard to do because the hair is like
02:09:23.860 greased from the deodorant
02:09:26.260 that I put on
02:09:26.960 you get dingleberries 0.99
02:09:28.700 you get a scum it 0.99
02:09:30.000 I don't get the dingleberries 1.00
02:09:32.220 it's more like
02:09:33.580 the hair together gets stuck
02:09:36.600 that's a dingleberry
02:09:38.260 oh amy in jersey says ew well you laugh when i'm rich
02:09:47.720 oh rusty says i'm scared you're not scared oh you were scared from my mom from the mom
02:09:57.520 yeah from messages from mommy it's very scary time 199 from milhouse yeah
02:10:01.700 my girlfriend hates you guys but loves messages from mom 0.60
02:10:06.980 your girlfriend's a boomer boomer your girlfriend your girlfriend scared millhouse thanks for the 0.99
02:10:12.460 shirt by the way is your girlfriend my mom yeah he's saying my my gay friend yeah my gay friend 0.98
02:10:19.280 look here's another one hey this one's for five dollars much more important than millhouse what's 0.99
02:10:26.500 that say is that a chick with a cat that's kate and she's the shit and we actually have a chronicle 0.99
02:10:32.560 story from her uh soon she's fantastic riddled riddled with demons oh yeah 100 okay uh god 0.99
02:10:38.880 bless her oh this is a jacked old guy that you like oscar with the shirt off looking uh mildly
02:10:45.300 muscular he says let's go let's go oscar can you can you do it with the explanation point nancy met
02:10:55.180 oscar at program yeah can you say that with some okay hey chat do you like this do you like what
02:11:00.000 we're doing here is this bad we don't care we're gonna keep doing it yeah we just got a notification 0.81
02:11:04.380 that says unk alert unk alert what's that mean i have no fucking idea man a notification from where 0.95
02:11:12.400 it's gonna be in the start we're getting more by the way we're never gonna end this fucking show 0.99
02:11:16.400 because people are sending more shit i think the gold means it's ten dollars or more depending on 0.98
02:11:21.320 the rupees oh okay that's a good thing actually to know for next time so we don't get caught up 0.98
02:11:26.680 hicks 33 actually you want to know something interesting don't read this yet nancy don't
02:11:30.740 read it laura baker booked her hotel rooms yeah and i don't want to disclose like personal finances 0.98
02:11:35.400 and stuff like we reimburse you how much hotel room cost how much take a guess how much her 0.95
02:11:40.360 hotel room costs $333.33 yes no shit yeah that's weird as fuck did i just nail that yeah and i 0.98
02:11:48.120 said you're not invited don't come whoa yeah i mean that i nailed that that's crazy it is crazy 0.98
02:11:54.880 that that's what it is no it's crazy that i just got that on the first try and you know what's 0.73
02:11:58.400 crazy too why is nobody give a fuck about that can you say that she's kind of like obviously 0.64
02:12:02.180 a thing and it's just like when you're like oh let's talk about the guy on the day he died like 0.95
02:12:06.260 it's kind of stuff that just happens remember when we went out to eat uh when we were driving
02:12:10.200 to luke rudkowski's thing and the meal was 33 dollars illuminati confirmed what about when i
02:12:15.480 texted you guys like early on and it was 3 33 a.m and you didn't even respond to my thing you're 0.83
02:12:19.860 like really bad we said don't ever do don't ever do that shit again like yeah i'm just texting i 0.95
02:12:24.900 just woke up that's right mike robertson says how is david reading minds i don't know read this 0.98
02:12:30.320 i think this one's this one is for david okie dokie say oh okay for the quota maybe just have
02:12:38.100 david say hicks with a banger so i can clip it say it better hicks with a banger oh you said it
02:12:43.980 like clint yeah i thought clint did a good job of that you can't give people their flowers where 0.99
02:12:48.980 they deserve their flowers no fuck them let's send them flowers how many how many gems do we 0.98
02:12:54.880 need to say can we do that can we send them flowers let's just send it let's send clint 1.00
02:12:58.920 flowers every week and so what i don't know all right somebody docks him in the chat for us so
02:13:04.280 we know where to send it to i think we went there one of his fans at one point he has like the city
02:13:10.140 skyline behind him when he used to like live in his old apartment they triangulated his apartment
02:13:13.960 of course and they found from where he's like podcast hell yeah it was crazy yeah uh read that
02:13:18.780 please nancy jesus what are we paying you for uh gold coin i don't think they're typing that it's
02:13:23.660 just a specific read the chat and don't say anything else and gems gold coin thank you
02:13:28.820 so meaner man i'm not i'm just giving her constructive criticism she says for five
02:13:36.020 dollars have you noticed all these white nationalists having the same talking points
02:13:41.240 as Jays and Rabbi
02:13:43.160 Mizrachi
02:13:45.400 say Jesus never existed.
02:13:47.980 Same
02:13:48.500 SP boy behavior. 0.87
02:13:50.700 Maybe soy boy. I don't know.
02:13:52.580 Yeah, we noticed.
02:13:54.100 Yeah, we'd be noticed, Jeff.
02:13:57.400 Nancy, what's this next one say?
02:14:01.560 No.
02:14:03.620 Good job, Nancy.
02:14:04.880 Nancy, read it.
02:14:06.400 No one's clipping me.
02:14:09.200 There you go. 1.00
02:14:10.340 back off you savvy bitch 1.00
02:14:13.060 blappity blap says i'm gonna come 1.00
02:14:14.820 i'm gonna come
02:14:15.920 matt inappropriate say it matt say i'm gonna
02:14:18.980 come no i'm not doing it 0.98
02:14:20.660 fj fool 0.99
02:14:22.340 fj fool 1.00
02:14:23.460 says this is the last of my gas 1.00
02:14:27.100 money for the month are you having
02:14:29.120 fun why do they do it for 99
02:14:31.160 instead of 5 is there like a benefit
02:14:33.160 to keeping it under 5 yeah they're just 0.99
02:14:34.940 jewish that one sense gets him the rest of 0.99
02:14:36.960 the way home every that one
02:14:39.100 cent goes to israel every super chat one cent goes to israel hey real i sound like a lot but
02:14:44.540 across all these hey it's real rye six seven sent us 67 gems how much is that worth we don't know
02:14:51.860 a lot probably not i don't think so all right here we go uh found you this is gideon gideon
02:15:00.320 hey like the bible found y'all a few months ago through sam tripoli recently joined patreon
02:15:07.800 on sorry gideon no more poor you three are the best no technically it's just me and david that's
02:15:15.300 true a lot of people can't tell the two of us are the best but also no you can't really tell where
02:15:19.920 this is this is insane how we were never going to get through this they keep they keep doing more
02:15:23.780 i didn't intend for this segment to be this long this is an experimental thing and i don't know
02:15:28.480 Sparrow says, David, give away my ticket, please.
02:15:34.460 Oh, yeah, that's true.
02:15:36.100 Hi, Sparrow.
02:15:39.500 Gideon, do you want that ticket?
02:15:41.800 I don't know.
02:15:42.380 We have to figure out how to give it away.
02:15:43.500 How are we going to do this?
02:15:44.660 Spin a wheel.
02:15:46.020 It's a little more complicated because when we give away a ticket,
02:15:48.680 you've got to be in the Florida area on that day and the day before it.
02:15:52.260 Well, I mean, you can just fly.
02:15:53.740 So you've got to have money to fly.
02:15:55.680 You've got to have money to get a hotel.
02:15:57.440 That's true, too.
02:15:58.080 yeah neph hunter is in desperate need of a ticket neph hunter i don't know if like i said guys you
02:16:04.940 know how to get into the running all you got to do is go spam a bunch of accounts that have big
02:16:08.540 shows and tell them to put on nephal and death squad on their show standard coffee shop ask for
02:16:11.940 mason she'll write down your information and then in that information you have to compel her and let
02:16:17.000 her know that you will be in florida don't threaten her she doesn't like that she's only here mondays
02:16:21.920 and fridays okay cool on a friday or monday all right let's get we got to get through this yeah
02:16:27.280 we gotta go dude i gotta leave how many gems we got stay at 550 gems stay hydrated i haven't
02:16:36.120 really had much water quite some time i do feel dehydrated from all the coffee yeah i'm just
02:16:40.040 drinking coffee kenny the fed kenny the fed says i can tell you guys hired someone under 20
02:16:47.340 to help help with youtube big brain move no we just started like we were gonna go live and then 0.79
02:16:53.520 we were like what about all this extra shit like surveys and super chats and we just started 0.99
02:16:58.000 pressing buttons and now we're stuck in a fucking 40 minute segment reading your nothingness 0.98
02:17:02.800 my back is sweaty you like that i made that what oh are you coming to bro bro look nephew wants to 0.98
02:17:11.080 know who's the juju lover oh it's matt matt is uh he's kind of like the third member of the show
02:17:19.480 don't say that i don't like that no he's not the third member of the show he's the guy that we let
02:17:24.120 on sometimes i like when i act like i want to be the third member and you say no i don't like when 0.86
02:17:28.160 you say i am holy shit man what do you say about the juju lover gotta stay in the book man keep it 0.80
02:17:36.100 in context that's all they keep naming all the bad things they're doing today hey shut up we got a 0.99
02:17:41.580 trophy cake that's right thousand jazz for a thousand gems oh thank you very nice thank you
02:17:47.380 very much. Damn, I think we lost it. Holy shit, man. 0.98
02:17:49.560 This is great. No, we're beyond that. 0.99
02:17:51.340 Okay, the chat said that.
02:17:53.760 I don't know what any of these things mean.
02:17:55.040 That's gross. Portman
02:17:57.100 200 gems sends you
02:17:59.460 sunshine. Wow. Imagine
02:18:01.240 not sending a chat. You might feel left out.
02:18:03.860 Oh, yeah. Please don't send any more
02:18:05.460 though because this is getting crazy.
02:18:07.060 Naza. My Naza. Oh, wait.
02:18:09.400 We got the penny from him. Five dollars
02:18:11.480 even. All right.
02:18:13.420 Nancy, please, Nancy. Nancy, please.
02:18:14.980 It's harder than it's got to be.
02:18:16.140 The doctrine of discovery 0.91
02:18:18.620 was the church, and that's a genocide 0.92
02:18:20.740 of itself. And calling 0.91
02:18:22.620 a guy Top is gayer
02:18:24.600 than the guy called
02:18:26.780 Top? Oh, this is mysterious,
02:18:29.240 but I like how he's there.
02:18:31.680 I think this guy is ortho,
02:18:33.140 and I think he just paid me to say 1.00
02:18:35.140 go fuck yourself. 1.00
02:18:36.640 Thank you for the $5. I don't know what the doctrine of discovery 1.00
02:18:39.000 is, but I don't have time.
02:18:40.740 Please continue. But he's calling that a genocide.
02:18:43.340 So he's saying, like, it's bad, whatever it was. 0.89
02:18:45.080 No, you're bad.
02:18:47.260 No, you.
02:18:50.180 Board of the noise
02:18:51.360 says to Nancy's
02:18:53.780 cat food fund. Thank you.
02:18:55.140 I'll never get it.
02:18:58.880 They'll just pocket the $5.
02:19:01.120 Exactly. 0.65
02:19:02.580 Daddy needs coffee, Nancy. 0.99
02:19:04.180 Alrighty, let's go.
02:19:05.440 It's the thought that counts.
02:19:08.380 You thought you were
02:19:09.520 going to get that $5.
02:19:10.680 I got him.
02:19:11.940 She thought it. 0.99
02:19:15.080 Schizo friend for $2 says, I love Nick Gertz.
02:19:19.760 Oh, wait a second. 0.91
02:19:22.480 Like she doesn't know.
02:19:23.720 Nick Gertz.
02:19:24.440 Oh, wait, is that the neck guy?
02:19:27.420 Stop it, Nancy.
02:19:28.440 No, say it again.
02:19:28.880 Can you pronounce it?
02:19:29.500 Because I don't even know what it's said.
02:19:30.440 It's a weird last name.
02:19:31.160 I love Gertz.
02:19:32.700 Nick Gertz.
02:19:33.680 No, no.
02:19:34.040 Nick Gertz.
02:19:36.060 Oh, I see.
02:19:36.980 Nick Gertz.
02:19:37.580 Nick Gertz.
02:19:38.920 Nancy.
02:19:39.320 Nancy. 1.00
02:19:41.100 We're supposed to fucking. 0.99
02:19:43.080 That's what I'm saying. 0.99
02:19:43.600 like less but more at the same time i know we're on youtube oh my god look at all this
02:19:51.360 all the gems that we got from doing it no nick gers knickers we're getting girl money
02:19:57.040 oh we're getting white girl money uh first time catching you live my boyfriend introduced me to
02:20:04.980 you back in april of 25 when we first started talking we can't wait to take our first annual
02:20:11.480 vacay together actual vacay that's cool hey you should come to bro grove oh yeah oh yeah for you
02:20:20.020 and your boyfriend erin born man in were you born man in 1973 no that's borman oh not born man
02:20:27.000 this might be a trick thank you erin why god bless you and your boyfriend i pray that you
02:20:32.360 get married soon and when you have a child you can name him uh morshi raven lobster hit me up
02:20:39.520 if you want those vip tickets i might be able to cut you a deal that was in the back door you're
02:20:43.280 not gonna creepiest vip tickets yeah okay hey kingdom in context sean uh raven's chest hair 0.58
02:20:52.340 is making my mouth moist amen not from gay desire but from that bile that rises right before you 0.93
02:20:59.480 Let's do a 0.98
02:21:04.400 EU state, Ezekiel 38 0.96
02:21:06.800 to 39, end time show
02:21:08.860 suit. 1.00
02:21:09.560 Oh, a Jew state? 0.99
02:21:13.660 Uh-huh. 0.98
02:21:14.380 Did it actually...
02:21:16.360 I see what happened.
02:21:18.520 Well, he put an asterisk, EW, so he could actually
02:21:20.740 send it through, and YouTube doesn't get... 0.99
02:21:22.940 They won't let you send Jew? 1.00
02:21:24.620 No. 0.68
02:21:25.880 If he wrote Palestine,
02:21:28.660 it would go through. 0.99
02:21:29.480 Hey, Schizofren, 440
02:21:32.060 Gems. Don't know what that's about.
02:21:33.580 Yeah, we should do something soon.
02:21:35.160 Is that Matt?
02:21:37.380 Uncle Lurt. Yeah, that's what I got. I literally got something
02:21:39.660 that popped up here. It said Uncle Lurt.
02:21:41.720 That's weird. It's funny.
02:21:43.620 There's an alarm. Laney in the chat.
02:21:45.620 I think this one is for Matt.
02:21:47.760 Okay. If I take one hour
02:21:49.820 to cook a batch of
02:21:51.660 cookies and I have 15
02:21:53.700 ovens working 24 hours
02:21:55.920 a day every day for five
02:21:57.680 years,
02:21:58.080 so that's how long does it take to make six million you have your pull your phone out real
02:22:05.000 quick here let's do the math on that we can do the math in real time um so that's 24 times 15
02:22:11.780 uh wait 15 times 24 15 times 24 and then that's 360 so 360 times uh 365 days of the year
02:22:22.400 is 131,400 times five equals 657,000.
02:22:32.300 So we haven't even reached a million yet.
02:22:34.440 How long does it take to reach 6 million batches?
02:22:37.880 I mean, in order to do that,
02:22:39.020 we would have to do 6 million divided by 657,000.
02:22:42.180 So I have to explain my complete ignorance 0.66
02:22:44.700 of not just the Holocaust,
02:22:46.580 but all of World War II and all of this stuff.
02:22:49.620 So that would take, those ovens would need to,
02:22:51.800 if you want to bake that many cookies those ovens would need to be running consecutively
02:22:56.320 night and day for uh just over nine years straight so is that the claim that six million
02:23:02.880 were burned in ovens what are we talking about the cookies no he doesn't talk about burning 0.81
02:23:07.200 the cookies i imagine that's cooking them successfully how long was the holocaust wait
02:23:12.540 what are we talking about what is it what is the best question is that the claim that they
02:23:16.540 six million was killed in ovens or killed in numerous ways because i don't i don't know
02:23:23.320 anything about i don't want to get into it but i'm not a fan of lampshades uh 250 gems that's 0.83
02:23:28.400 a lot of cookies why would anybody ever make that many cookies uh schizo friends send you
02:23:32.440 clapping seals i like it i like these things i wish i could see them portman 10 gems gold coin
02:23:41.560 thank you
02:23:44.180 yes there is Spiffy
02:23:45.720 Spiffy says there's no L
02:23:47.120 Spiffy
02:23:49.580 who are you trying to feed
02:23:53.920 with that many cookies though
02:23:54.820 last super chat this is very nice
02:23:59.880 this is the last super chat we made it
02:24:01.180 holy shit man 0.95
02:24:02.260 Sean's balling and he likes us 0.99
02:24:05.100 and I like that
02:24:05.960 I like Sean
02:24:06.620 you like Sean?
02:24:08.080 Sean's the best
02:24:08.920 man I'm asking you a question
02:24:10.000 what's that?
02:24:10.680 do you like sean of kingdom context remember him he's a solid dude he's the dude that's got a uh
02:24:15.180 he's had like a sword and a shield remember there was like a thing he was doing a giveaway
02:24:18.400 that's fucking cool okay read this nancy they literally call me the firmamentalist
02:24:25.340 even debated a pastor who organized the final experiment how are y'all gonna have how are y'all 0.97
02:24:31.760 gonna do a flat earth show without me let's do let's do a flat earth show that sounds like a 0.99
02:24:37.760 because we don't know we did it without you because we don't know shit we don't know shit 0.97
02:24:40.560 i was just using that to juke the algorithm baby yeah did we do good we did good it's over we 0.98
02:24:47.340 finally did it holy shit into flat earth yeah i know it wasn't about getting into flat earth it
02:24:51.700 was about getting people to believe that we talked about the flatter it was about gaming
02:24:56.120 the albarino rhythm oh my god guys did it by the way before we get out of here don't forget go to
02:25:01.020 sportdrink.com uh sportdrinkllc.com and pick up a really fantastic product got uh potassium 0.58
02:25:06.860 magnesium all that good shit pure cane sugar it's really great product i use it every day i actually
02:25:10.960 do use it every day uh it's good for recovery in the gym specifically it's also good for sleeping 0.98
02:25:15.080 oh yeah like he's in the gym every day dude i'm in the gym six days a week now bro i see you in
02:25:19.800 there and you avoid me like the plague and you're not even hitting on weights anyway just kind of
02:25:23.220 walking around uh use promo code squad squad for some percent off of your entire order it's a
02:25:29.160 fantastic product i don't know what it is but uh i just re-upped on my own sports drink the other
02:25:33.560 day which is why it's at the forefront of my mind and uh i do be drinking it that's it dude that's 0.77
02:25:38.240 all we fucking got oh yeah and check out we never do plugs go check out straight bible yeah dude 0.74
02:25:43.440 yeah dude we did cover those products msck uh we covered flat earth a little bit we oh we didn't 0.98
02:25:51.240 even talk about the rigged world cup cover fat earth i might just have to fucking delete that 0.78
02:25:55.460 from the title later i'll leave it in it's good for the algo okay you know people get mad at us 0.85
02:25:59.680 for lying or they said that they that we were lying about what about like oh and benjamin we
02:26:04.680 said like like oh and benjamin is announced in the description of a show yeah yeah for brogram
02:26:09.600 they're like i'm gonna thumbs this down and i was like but he's coming he's gonna come and they
02:26:14.280 were like oh okay that sounds they were understanding about it which is nice yeah
02:26:17.740 sorry we didn't get to the rigged world cup we'll get to it next time thank you guys thanks for the
02:26:22.060 rupees and they will do it again the end is written in the book in the pages they foresaw
02:26:40.360 Death Squad
02:26:42.080 Death Squad
02:26:46.240 Death Squad
02:26:50.400 Death Squad
02:26:53.420 Never done
02:27:02.220 Death Squad
02:27:03.740 When the last trumpet sounds
02:27:05.840 And the heaven's