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00:34:58.880That if we're spinning on a globe and we're going thousands of miles an hour, how does forest fire smoke just hover in New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania for days, night and day?
00:35:13.880Well, I always was confused because when I was a kid, they said, like, it's not you're not just going around the sun, but you're also going like this as you go around the sun.
00:35:22.200So I was like, well, how come when I jump, I land right here?
00:35:24.760But also when I jump, I land over there.
00:35:26.720not just that you're doing this around the sun and you're also doing this as you go around the
00:35:30.840sun but the sun and the whole galaxy is also doing this as it moves through everybody in school was
00:35:36.880just like got it 100 makes sense 100 got it 100 very weird i mean yeah it is weird it's a confusing
00:35:43.520thing um i i think i mentioned on a previous so i was having a discussion with my son about it
00:35:47.580people were in the comments of that episode where we talked about some flat earth stuff
00:35:52.680and they were going oh this previous episode right yeah they were going about time boys
00:35:56.840about time a lot of people want us it's i'm gonna say something crazy here they want us to go full
00:36:02.260flat it's like the orthodox church they want us to be in them oh yeah yeah that's interesting
00:36:09.500it's a they what do they say they're the one true shape of the earth that is um more like um
00:36:16.940what's it called where it makes everybody divide in the camps more um divided yeah but there's
00:36:23.260another word that they polarizing oh don't say poles because that's not a true thing either
00:36:27.420flat earth is the jews like they say like don't like the i would say flat earth is almost more
00:36:32.300no no they say flat earth is number two it's definitely behind the jews that's the most
00:36:36.660polarizing topic you put the jews on such a pedestal you really put them on a pedestal you
00:36:40.420really do you know what's interesting though is unlike the flat earth the jews don't want us in
00:36:44.420them uh they want us out right yeah we are the goyim and and we stay out flat earthers want us
00:36:50.580inside them so bad so when i showed top that the word goy is a word that like god uses in the bible
00:36:55.960he was irate no i would use the word if i was god it's a word that a jew that wrote the bible
00:37:00.860uses it's the word of god oh my god written by a jew go ahead raven hot dog earth what that
00:37:08.480reminded me hot dog earth reminded me uh so today i was driving to go uh drop off my son he's gonna
00:37:15.820go be a chocolatier based he's gonna go he's uh what time is it he's probably done now i think
00:37:21.300they're done what are you talking about like what do you mean by that there's a local he's gonna be
00:37:24.620a chocolate person there's a local chocolate place they make their own chocolate drop them
00:37:27.880off to do crime i thought you meant okay black with jp uncut they're gonna let the they're gonna
00:37:33.140let the kids in they're gonna make chocolate it starts with a p and it's like a blue down by
00:37:37.060something so oh that's cool man yeah like dipping the strawberries and my kids went there too yeah
00:37:46.020it was nice we're even what's your list of fruits you like again my the list of fruits that i like
00:37:50.080my favorite my top three strawberries in this order no no no hot dogs no no no no um this is
00:37:58.020a lot of money pineapple yeah you got don't don't don't address the money we address the money at
00:38:01.780the end pineapple is my number one that operates on like onesies and twosies yeah yeah he can only
00:38:06.380do one thing like this not two things at a time so i uh pineapple i love pineapple can't eat too
00:38:12.000much of it though because it's acidic it also has pineapple you guys have been doing stuff
00:38:15.220about it recently oh that's true yeah my second one is what a man you know david in in did you
00:38:20.220remember too i heard it yeah it's watermelon in embarrassment i'm 100 sure he went and picked up
00:38:24.820some of this number three no i haven't done that but number three is because of his favorite soda
00:38:29.400flavor go ahead that's not true no no no uh grape drink no orange oranges i love but i hate when
00:38:35.100you get a bad orange i hate when you get a bad watermelon i hate when you get a bad pineapple
00:38:37.920when they're bland and they're not very juicy really upsets me what's another food that you
00:38:42.100love oh i yeah of course but this is universal what does he get all the time from publix
00:38:46.140fried chicken i love fried chicken why who is your best friend i don't want to even say new
00:38:51.780because that kind of makes it like james williams james williams of uh dark waters is is my favorite
00:38:56.500human being so i love where this is going connections maybe so okay all right i'm driving
00:39:01.220my kid's chocolate he's gonna go be chocolate listen to this story this is a crazy story okay
00:39:05.840so we're driving and uh there's a couple of cars ahead of us on a two-lane road that are stopping
00:39:12.480both side by side just right now today yeah today so i'm going oh shit man uh and i start slowing
00:39:17.340down and i'm looking for whatever reason they're stopping there's no stoplight or anything they're
00:39:20.620stopping dead in the middle of the road and i look over and i realize it's a turtle and they're
00:39:24.520trying to avoid the turtle and the car in front of me for whatever reason fucking adjusts and
00:39:31.200drives straight into the turtle shreds turtle dude and i turtle got black dude for five minutes
00:39:39.900straight i'm going what the fuck is wrong with you why are you and i'm screaming how big was
00:39:46.640the turtle uh uh bigger than a hat what's the odds that it was a boomer recently our company softball
00:39:55.000team lost the big game by one run then dale tried to console us with the quote winning isn't
00:40:00.800everything well dale and i are very different i get early payout from bet365 if my team goes
00:40:08.480that big i get paid out instantly even if they blow the lead later sound familiar dale thanks
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00:40:21.900and see supply they just didn't want to wait we're in the villages so you know yeah very
00:40:26.940you want to see something even worse than that no i'm not done with this story yet dude okay but
00:40:31.080this one this one goes with it so just keep i'm gonna put it right here i saw a dead kitten today
00:40:34.740relax relax this is gonna go right with this in the mindset of boomers but i know you're always
00:40:39.160like big on sticking up for the boomers now but i'm gonna trash them i was furious i cannot stand
00:40:44.380that shit yeah like the idea to do cpr on no i saw a dude huge chunk ripped out of him like he was
00:40:49.620done yeah there's only one car ahead of me so he's how big was it uh bigger than a hat i'd say
00:40:54.840probably like that big what kind of hat like a baseball baseball so like a flat do you know
00:40:59.720the difference between soft shell turtles and like hard there's a hard shell turtle okay so like so
00:41:03.480it like flung the shell like it cracked it it took a chunk out of the shell you can see all the red
00:41:08.360meat inside homeboy went spinning off into the abyss and i was like did you get the meat no i
00:41:14.600because i had to go drop my kid off to do chocolate and i was let me tell you dude so angry i mean
00:41:20.760like my wife she was she was like she'll like literally you know from time to time she'll go
00:41:26.940like ah calm down calm down this time she was like she threw her hands up in the air she's like yeah
00:41:30.580man that was messed up really like this car that worked up this car yeah yeah i hate when people
00:41:34.680i don't have a problem with killing animals you're gonna eat them but you're just maliciously
00:41:37.440running shit over on the road we did it on purpose 100 percent in a hurry now i gotta see who this
00:41:44.720is yeah no you tracked him down oh yeah so i'm right behind him i pull up it's fucking top's wife
00:41:52.040my wife goes is that top's wife and i go no there's no way over the turtle there's no way
00:42:07.480no wonder she was so short on the phone call now it all makes sense and i but when i see her
00:42:13.100this is what i see in the in the rear view fucking camera three right hold on wait boom
00:42:18.000this is what i see i see because she ran over the turtle just fucking freaking out so i think
00:42:25.220she's going to work no right so bringing the kids to the same place we're going so i get there
00:42:31.360and i go um i i you know she goes to give us a hug and i go tina the turtle terminator and she
00:42:38.820goes what that's what that text was about she goes how did you know oh my god this is so funny dude
00:42:44.620by the way by the way christina yeah is this true what david's telling me right now yeah that's why
00:42:52.340she was devastated that i'm a turtle murderer oh my god yeah it's true tina the turtle terminator
00:43:02.420you didn't see it though no i thought it was like maybe a hat or something
00:43:08.000that's a new york city wait wait what kind of hat
00:43:19.500just say it no way bigger than a yamaka and she but but my thing is she thought it was a hat and
00:43:31.120she was like gonna run it over she's from this city yeah yeah why not oh my god there was someone
00:43:37.760right behind me just so happened to be david and i thought if i don't go the person behind me is
00:43:43.660gonna drive into me so i had to make a really thick decision david does be pressuring no no
00:43:49.360i leave ample space i leave ample space i'm not i don't ride people's asses or anything
00:43:53.900we don't try to kill him okay okay real quick real quick what sound did it make
00:43:57.560pop it was a thump a significant thump all right and nobody got the food like nobody even honored
00:44:05.080that animal by going back and no dude there's a line of traffic we're not gonna go eat this
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