Nephilim Death Squad - War Horse of The Apocalypse ｜ NDS Chronicles

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00:00:03.040 In the shadows of the ancient ones

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00:00:54.860 Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, 0.98

00:00:58.580 to nds chronicles the show where we talk a lot of shit we talk a lot of shit uh and we also read 0.88

00:01:04.800 sometimes your paranormal testimony if you want to send it and uh it was a chronicles nds at gmail.com 0.97

00:01:10.140 i am david lee corbo aka the raven that is top lobster the father of disinformation

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00:03:19.160 break oh yeah well i think kick out some other people um i've been telling people like performers

00:03:24.600 i'm like yeah you can come and hang out on that day maybe i'll let you know how how it how it goes 0.99

00:03:30.280 um there's a lot of people in this chat yeah well the patreon is is cooking it's popping uh pussy 1.00

00:03:36.440 popping on a head handstand headstand i don't know which how that song goes you can't say shit like 0.99

00:03:42.020 that dude so well i want to talk about something that's very fun to me and i'm gonna go ahead and 0.97

00:03:47.380 screen share this and we'll bring it up just give me a second here i had a little bit about your

00:03:50.940 beef or my beef first well apparently your beef is a lot more legendary and probably important

00:03:57.120 uh yeah but i'm more interested in your beef i've been to uh consumed yeah yeah consuming beef it's

00:04:03.400 nice to step out every once in a while okay so here let's bring this up then and we'll um

00:04:07.320 we'll unmute this so this is a show that i i i don't know the show um i've not watched it this

00:04:15.900 is a guy that we were gonna create some content with and i don't know maybe maybe oh yeah oh wait

00:04:23.500 you remember this guy okay should we just say the truth of what happened well i don't know what

00:04:29.040 happened did something else happen yeah so they got times mixed up we had two white rabbit podcasts

00:04:34.660 at the same time that's right this is the this is the guy yeah it's him we were supposed to have

00:04:39.440 this guy on a while ago we had two people booked for the same day both with rabbit in their name

00:04:45.780 matter of fact i think she messaged me the other day and i have not messaged her back she's cool

00:04:49.540 i like her she's not gonna come to brohemia grove she can't make it i think she's got something 0.89

00:04:52.700 going on i just so so this guy um swamp trash in the orthodox church that's right doing other

00:04:58.560 things that's a full-time job yeah it's crazy so i i don't really know his show is neither here 0.50

00:05:04.040 nor there we haven't we were gonna do a show with him i don't know who knows maybe it still might

00:05:07.280 happen yeah um oh okay so we're not like completely no i mean i don't have any problem with the guy 0.75

00:05:12.840 well what do you got a problem with his fucking annoying guests look sometimes you do a show and 0.90

00:05:16.520 your guest is fucking annoying that's not anything how many times have we done a show guys and and 1.00

00:05:20.820 we've had annoying guests on here which one's the annoying you can see this bitch so so uh there's 1.00

00:05:25.980 two of them by the way he sends this to me oh why like this is like he just goes look like he just 1.00

00:05:31.620 sends it to the dms so hey do you like that okay so hey you're gonna ask me if i like it if i don't 0.78

00:05:36.620 fucking like it you know that's not on me dude so here i'll show it to you that we can talk about 1.00

00:05:43.220 it okay okay let's see it i literally like um human bitches are hot as fuck uh let's go mate 1.00

00:05:49.480 with them pause it pause it pause it pause it pause it before you do anything yeah this is 1.00

00:05:54.280 it's improper unless we do this oh yeah i already see where this is whatever the fuck this show is 0.65

00:06:03.120 Is this chronicle? 0.75

00:06:03.960 I don't know.

00:06:04.460 But, okay, so she's talking about fallen angels, Nephilim. 0.79

00:06:08.020 Okay. 0.98

00:06:08.480 So that's probably why he sent it to us.

00:06:09.940 Well, it's also like this biblical precedent of who's the audience, right?

00:06:13.480 Like, who are they?

00:06:14.400 Sure.

00:06:14.960 Not me, for sure.

00:06:16.020 I've listened for three seconds.

00:06:17.280 I already know this is not mine.

00:06:18.520 Well, the problem is you send me...

00:06:19.780 Here, let's just let it play.

00:06:20.840 Let it play.

00:06:21.460 Rally together.

00:06:22.220 Basically, they're like, all of us go.

00:06:23.780 We can't all be in trouble, right?

00:06:25.480 So they all go. 1.00

00:06:26.800 And they fuck all these women. 1.00

00:06:28.180 And God is like, this is a mess. 1.00

00:06:30.400 And all of his angels are like, howling on them.

00:06:32.400 Like oh my god, are you watching what like my brothers are doing and God's like I hate that like oh

00:06:39.420 My god and God's like I hate that 1.00

00:06:45.160 And so if the Nephilim are are what the 0.91

00:06:49.440 The spawn of the watchers and the human women, so they're like these abominations that are giants and 0.89

00:06:55.700 and sorry I have something in my eye and basically they grow and grow and grow people can't feed

00:07:01.520 them so they start eating people and this is where the angels are like freaking out in heaven

00:07:06.300 they're like aww that's a good thing you people and uh god I know stop keep going keep going

00:07:13.220 I hate myself particularly today basically and the spirits of the Nephilim it says they

00:07:19.680 wandering the earth man dude that was good so honestly i mean what we had uh what's her name 0.99

00:07:29.520 uh i forget wow that's so fucked up oh you better remember her name there's a lot of women we have 0.96

00:07:36.560 a lot of women on this show woman woman no we have more than one who who the woman we paid 0.99

00:07:41.240 tiffany oh yeah yeah yeah that's very this is like the nephilim for tiffany for our social

00:07:46.780 media producer yes or uh whatever the heck she was so um where is it is it off me it's it's

00:07:52.100 really no it's all over you dude it's really all right so that's why we were late we were trying 0.98

00:07:56.580 to like yo these fucking cameras are too brown and we just couldn't honestly that was the problem 0.96

00:08:00.460 it was the cameras were too that's not even a fucking joke dude it just turns out like why is 0.99

00:08:04.420 it all so brown and then we just saw like i went to the bathroom and i looked in the mirror i was 0.98

00:08:07.540 like oh it's not the cameras dude so so okay um he sends this to me as if to say fucking he goes 0.86

00:08:14.880 hey you like this oh i do uh well but not for the reasons that you think so so i i think i'd 0.91

00:08:24.260 comment oh wait would you all right be fair what would you give her on a scale of one to ten as

00:08:28.960 far as she how she explained it oh and like they were like totally growing and growing so as far

00:08:33.640 as information i have no problem with the information right no problem with the information

00:08:38.280 they were like growing and growing and like people couldn't like feed them anymore i was like oh my

00:08:42.220 God I started like eating the people oh my god. They're like the people God like yeah, it's not it's not good

00:08:48.720 So it's the delivery of the information that is it feels like for me. Yeah for me. Yeah

00:08:56.160 For me horrific

00:08:59.840 But yeah, it's a part of me. I got to check myself

00:09:03.600 I got to check the hate because I look at and I realize if it was better produced like number one you fucked up 1.00

00:09:09.380 because she's like real small yeah yeah she should be the main focus yeah she should have her tits out 1.00

00:09:13.200 probably well that's the thing by the way she is like oh did she no no she doesn't have her thing 0.99

00:09:17.640 but she's let's see she's and i'll go and say give her a shout out uh because this doesn't mean that 1.00

00:09:23.200 i hate her she's at hot mom oh she does have her tits out okay so all she does is if i actually go 0.96

00:09:29.140 to her page this is a free shout out you're gonna get a free shout out on this show um david you 1.00

00:09:34.060 your stupid tits so so look this is queen of controversy aspiring muscle mommy whatever 1.00

00:09:40.940 whatever it's fine critically acclaimed actual mommy dm for partnerships and all she does is 1.00

00:09:45.980 like it's conspiracies right oh they're poisoning and killing the wildlife so those of us who could

00:09:51.500 survive it whatever and that's her formula it goes hey here's some text about conspiracies look at my 0.99

00:09:56.540 tits uh some text about conspiracy that's the whole page some text about conspiracies look at my tits 1.00

00:10:01.820 so hey she's crushing listen she's taken three things that well tits working out conspiracies 0.98

00:10:08.780 yeah and you put them all in well i mean this is a no-brainer i have no problem i understand why 0.76

00:10:13.500 you're mad though well it's not even that i'm mad that's the thing it's like i don't dislike her

00:10:16.940 but if you're gonna ask me because effectively what you've done is you've asked me you asked me

00:10:20.860 you asked me a question and the question you asked me was do you like this the ultimate combination

00:10:26.540 do you like this and and so what i did was i hopped in the comments there's no comments on 0.84

00:10:31.740 this fucking post i saw yeah where what happened well they took down the post what'd you do to get 0.93

00:10:37.500 all the comments off the post oh you blurred them huh they blurred me they blurred they 0.99

00:10:42.220 blurred me i keep getting blurred so i said it's incredible a woman's ability to take a fascinating 0.83

00:10:50.620 subject and make it unlistenable sick but they're like eating all the people like oh my god and 1.00

00:10:55.420 And then, like, so the angels thought the women were super fucking hot. 1.00

00:10:59.700 Like, she says that right in the beginning. 0.97

00:11:01.040 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.97

00:11:01.420 Super fucking hot. 1.00

00:11:02.480 And so, like, they were fucking these women. 1.00

00:11:04.400 I'm like, oh, God. 1.00

00:11:06.460 I know, but, David, we have to be careful.

00:11:09.160 The virality.

00:11:09.920 Be careful.

00:11:10.720 Okay, go ahead.

00:11:11.200 Because good people are hearing about this now.

00:11:13.200 Sure.

00:11:13.720 Yeah.

00:11:14.140 Sure.

00:11:14.680 So.

00:11:15.620 And it doesn't mean take it down.

00:11:17.740 It doesn't mean she shouldn't get views.

00:11:20.000 She's going to get views. 1.00

00:11:20.920 That bitch is going to do better than this show. 1.00

00:11:22.500 Oh, yeah, 100%. 1.00

00:11:23.300 100%. 1.00

00:11:23.900 She's going to crush us. 1.00

00:11:24.620 She's a lot of it. I'm sensing hate coming from you. It's it's you. So I was out recently.

00:11:29.640 I had to go do some clerical stuff and I was sitting in an office and I was listening to two women talk at the same time. 0.99

00:11:34.140 Woman. No, it's more than one. And it was they were like, and they were laughing. 1.00

00:11:42.020 You're talking about the Nephilim. And it was like my eyes were bleeding. 0.89

00:11:44.500 There's something about when you get too many women in a space woman. 1.00

00:11:47.440 And so that's if you have a single woman. 1.00

00:11:50.660 but if you add another woman to that mix things get unbearable and some women have it down pat 0.98

00:11:56.580 they don't have the voice yeah but if you had more than one of those so anyway i comment this 0.99

00:12:03.260 it's out of pocket sure yeah whatever but like sometimes you get annoying guests on a show it's

00:12:09.020 not a big deal and john the blackness says woman yes uh and and there's another woman turns out

00:12:16.560 there was another woman on this on this show i didn't even notice her i've never been more

00:12:20.740 confused in my life how many how many there was two women uh-huh on the show and the the other 1.00

00:12:26.060 woman uh-huh which by the way is like seemingly into witchcraft on a show no okay but she's

00:12:32.480 seemingly into witchcraft if you go to her page it's just like she's just got like all these 1.00

00:12:35.900 witchy you know the chicks white women with witchy vibes oh yeah yeah yeah and they do a show 0.80

00:12:41.460 it's called the the trinity of truth but there's only two of them well no there's there's this 1.00

00:12:48.540 chick this this woman not the not the hot mom's fit bod bit whatever the hell we just read there

00:12:53.800 um and then two other dudes which is the white rabbit guy who i think is in recovery and then 0.98

00:12:59.340 there's some other guy who i don't know it doesn't matter and uh uh she immediately comes out and she 0.72

00:13:05.320 goes hey don't fucking say that and i go what did you say i just said that it's incredible 0.57

00:13:13.200 this woman's ability to take something fascinating and make it unlistenable oh yeah yeah because it 0.99

00:13:18.080 was just you know it's like i can't even absorb the content what you're saying i it hurts and 0.79

00:13:23.220 she goes you can't fucking say that and i go yeah i just did and i'm here again i'm still here and 1.00

00:13:29.060 we're still saying this hit you with you can't say that she was just like fuck you how dare you 0.99

00:13:33.300 go to somebody else's page and i go she's annoying i mean i i don't know what what the big conundrum 1.00

00:13:39.100 is he got mad to the white rabbit guy he got mad he goes what the fuck why would you ever come and 0.98

00:13:44.900 i go he goes you have annoying i mean you have women on your show all the time oh if he said 0.99

00:13:49.840 you have an annoying voice i'm like well touche i'm an expert in this category it's funny because 0.69

00:13:55.340 he goes i even platformed women that you've had on your show like heidi love and i'm like dog you 0.99

00:14:01.640 weren't going to stop heidi love from doing her shit you like it was weird you try to claim 0.99

00:14:04.980 love was like and they have a mountain full of cum yeah you wouldn't believe with a story like 1.00

00:14:09.280 that you think you were ever going to do anything to stop heidi love and her mountain full of cum 0.71

00:14:12.600 she was going to talk about that and people were always going to hear about that so you can't claim 0.67

00:14:16.100 ownership over you know heidi's success he kind of tried to do that oh that's weird and i go um 1.00

00:14:21.160 hey dog yeah we have women on the show i just do my best to pick the ones that aren't fucking 0.60

00:14:25.860 annoying and they just what i realized we've had one annoying woman on the show well mason has 0.96

00:14:33.880 spoke on the show a few times i was going to make a bad very bad joke i'm not going to say you know

00:14:37.480 i'm going to mute it oh that's right honestly that was kind of a banger so um uh uh you know

00:14:48.140 it's just it was interesting because what i found out was i go oh instagram is not the place to do

00:14:53.740 this or i mean i'm still gonna do it oh no no it's not well received on instagram no no you've

00:14:58.700 been in a theological argument not really well it's not there's no theology for it but you have

00:15:05.900 been what's the theology between behind uh mario's colon well yeah that's just that there is no

00:15:12.000 theology we had mario's colon super mario's colon super mario's colon but it is interesting because

00:15:17.860 the conversation that you've been having all i did was say a chick is annoying and this this thread 0.94

00:15:22.380 went on for 30 comments or so it's also hard to keep track of instagrams i kind of it's stupid 0.77

00:15:27.800 the way that i kept saying i said hey is your husband not around like put him on the why am i 0.55

00:15:33.380 talking to you why are you letting women does she ever chime in the girl herself the woman herself 0.99

00:15:37.700 no because she's smart she's like why am i gonna fuck up what i got going on here i got my tits 0.97

00:15:41.440 and spandex and i'm telling you about conspiracies on my page with 30 000 k yeah or 30k i'm not 0.99

00:15:46.120 worried about she's crushing yeah she's doing what the fuck are we doing i'm just calling her 0.88

00:15:49.820 annoying she's probably going yeah yeah this was annoying yeah it's very annoying the whole thing 0.89

00:15:53.540 was annoying um but what's interesting is i went through that girl's page the one that i was

00:15:58.260 arguing with you think they're self-aware no uh maybe like do they know they're annoying

00:16:05.180 hey ladies atma do you know you're annoying i mean i don't know man sometimes i think they do

00:16:16.060 you know my wife is a fan of like uh summer house which is like i don't know what it is 0.85

00:16:21.500 it's like the real world it's just reality television slop and and she'll put it on and

00:16:26.960 i just hear like 0.97

00:16:27.580 and they're arguing and i'm like what the fuck is this this was like if you took one of those 0.70

00:16:36.400 characters yeah and we're like now talk about the nephilim 0.98

00:16:38.980 she's like oh my god 1.00

00:16:41.280 we're fucking the human women 1.00

00:16:42.680 and I'm like dude this is so 1.00

00:16:44.660 you know whatever but I looked at the one chick 1.00

00:16:46.900 that was arguing with me for 30 some odd comments 1.00

00:16:49.160 no husband

00:16:50.300 single motherhood 1.00

00:16:53.160 is she a witch? I think she's a little 1.00

00:16:54.980 I don't know if she's a witch I think she just does a 1.00

00:16:56.960 witch aesthetic you fight with like 0.99

00:16:58.880 witchy women that's what I do yeah it was the exact 0.99

00:17:01.080 same thing then you fight with the church 1.00

00:17:02.560 or church any church I fight yeah fucking name 1.00

00:17:04.960 the church 1.00

00:17:05.440 I fucking thought of 0.98

00:17:08.840 step right up it was interesting man because i never had an interaction like that on instagram 0.96

00:17:13.400 and um how do you feel about it are you going to do more of it um i like how shocking and 0.95

00:17:19.400 disturbing it was to them i really do like it really fucked with them because i got this 0.84

00:17:24.020 message he said uh hold on he goes he hits us up and he goes my co-host on trinity of truth 0.97

00:17:29.200 isn't as thick-skinned as some of the vets yet go easy on her she's still a baby in this game 1.00

00:17:33.840 i ignored that and called her a retard she was like ah fuck and what you hate women is she thick 1.00

00:17:41.380 like thick is like skin like skull she's heavy oh uh i don't know i she's she looks like maybe 1.00

00:17:47.780 like a medium style bitch you know what i mean like as far as weight goes not a heavy chick 0.99

00:17:53.340 not a lifter but you know keep complaining like that though it's very interesting it's very 1.00

00:17:59.720 interesting to see you you've had a whole different uh type of argument um yeah uh with

00:18:06.640 with orthodox what was your issue with the orthodox church uh what set this off i can't

00:18:11.600 even remember oh i know what set it off you know what's yeah what set off the like all of this

00:18:16.380 turn that one i'm so overexposed like and that's why i that's why the they see that i look like a

00:18:20.880 ghost nope that didn't fix it put it back on me yeah that's good no i'll make it less okay maybe

00:18:27.800 that's what it is it's got that white light yeah turn it to the brown light yeah there we go brown

00:18:32.540 light okay so so so what started like a lizard soaking in the brown light um a couple days ago

00:18:38.960 i said this is a waste of time it was a meme of an intercession prayer 0.99

00:18:44.420 square in the corner here was you the christian believer and then uh that's right that's a stupid 0.94

00:18:53.300 image it's been going viral let's see if i can find it you can find yeah and then there's like 0.92

00:18:56.900 a direct line across the square and and on the other side is god jesus and god yeah so you could

00:19:03.720 pray like that and then it goes or you can pray like this and then the other lines oh i got it

00:19:08.620 this is perfect here you got it up okay yeah that was fast let's just check this out because it's

00:19:13.140 kind of weird and this is a catholic guy i guess going intercession explained again so this is

00:19:17.000 interesting because this is explained again yeah the i'm just gonna say when doing anything

00:19:22.200 the most uh direct route there is the most efficient the manliest way to do something is

00:19:29.300 to just do what you said yeah just a straight line the straight line like if i was going to 0.68

00:19:35.520 the corner store and and it became somehow the around the fucking corner store that wouldn't 0.89

00:19:40.200 make any sense i go no you just walk straight down to the corner and you go no no no go around 1.00

00:19:44.120 the corner first yeah you fucking did a skip and a jump to the corner score everything that's gay 0.99

00:19:49.160 And look, I have no problem with Mary. 1.00

00:19:52.040 This is often construed as me being like, fuck Mother Mary. 1.00

00:19:55.840 Not the case at all. 0.99

00:19:56.880 Honestly, that's where I'm at.

00:19:57.820 Well, I mean, it's not her fault. 1.00

00:19:58.760 People are retarded. 1.00

00:19:59.760 We were just reading the Sermon on the Mount, and Jesus is like, hey, man, let your yes 1.00

00:20:04.080 be yes, let your no be no. 0.98

00:20:05.800 So when I look at this fucking dumb picture, I go, see the yes rate? 0.99

00:20:09.540 See the line right there in the middle? 1.00

00:20:11.000 That's yes.

00:20:12.440 And the rest of it is no.

00:20:14.040 Or the rest of it is like maybe. 1.00

00:20:15.440 What is this shit? 1.00

00:20:16.360 What are we doing here? 1.00

00:20:16.660 Me and Matt were just reading some scripture.

00:20:17.760 i think it was uh matthew or mark and it was um somebody came to jesus and talked about uh his

00:20:24.680 brother and his mother and jesus is basically like who is my who is my mother and my brother

00:20:30.320 and then he gestures to like the disciples and he goes there you guys are meaning like everybody

00:20:35.740 is equal in christ there is no like hierarchy of you know christ's mother or christ's brother

00:20:43.440 And it's like, that's nothing against Mary.

00:20:45.960 Well, no, where I'm at with these people,

00:20:47.460 they're talking about the body of Christ.

00:20:49.380 Well, they don't consider us to be a part of it.

00:20:51.360 And then there's also scripture that says,

00:20:52.760 hey, man, if your hand is causing you to sin, cut it off.

00:20:56.220 So I'm like, I'm looking at these guys,

00:20:57.620 and I was like, if you are part of the body of Christ,

00:20:59.320 you're done.

00:20:59.820 It's not my body of Christ.

00:21:01.220 Like, as far as I'm concerned from today,

00:21:03.400 well, actually from like yesterday forward, 1.00

00:21:05.900 I don't even consider these niggas' arguments. 1.00

00:21:07.860 We're done here. 1.00

00:21:08.520 Well, they said something crazy.

00:21:09.760 It was like, you're not a Christian

00:21:10.980 if you're not part of the Orthodox Church.

00:21:13.000 So it started with the saints, and I was just like, well, what's the precedent for this?

00:21:16.800 And they're like, well, Revelation 8, 3, and 4, and I go, yeah, no, I'm familiar with the scripture.

00:21:20.680 It looks like these guys are praying, and then God is throwing down fire.

00:21:24.680 The angels are giving the prayers, and he's throwing down the prayers as fire as a punishment for Revelation.

00:21:29.280 But I'm like, but I'm just asking, like, very kind, too, because, like, some of these people are, like, you know, friends in the space or whatever.

00:21:36.820 They're just, what they are is based people, a lot of them coming out of the Libertarian Party, so they're confused and lost.

00:21:42.040 they found some sort of religion they've clung to it then they kind of has a pseudo political

00:21:45.940 structure to it doesn't it yeah it's it's a great off-ramp for people on the on that spectrum of

00:21:52.360 whatever of politics going into religion and they should go there unfortunately you've ended up in 0.98

00:21:57.800 the gayest iteration of it probably even gayer than the catholic church because of uh i guess 0.86

00:22:02.400 it's roots or it's claim to baseness yeah well this is really all that it is really confusing 0.52

00:22:07.540 too is um so i was i was just asking those okay okay okay okay why are we praying the saints

00:22:11.940 and they're like, oh, well, don't you ask people to pray for us? 0.97

00:22:13.960 No one's fucking answering my question. 0.94

00:22:15.800 Why are you praying to these guys in order for them to pray to that guy? 0.99

00:22:20.180 Jesus died for you so that way you can approach the throne boldly without sin.

00:22:24.520 Like this is very obvious.

00:22:25.720 The Bible talks about it over and over again.

00:22:27.240 Like there's no mediator.

00:22:28.740 I know.

00:22:29.320 Jesus Christ is the mediator.

00:22:30.720 And then for that response, I've been met with, well, who do you think wrote the Bible

00:22:35.540 and who do you think concocted it and put it together?

00:22:37.960 Church fathers concocted it and put it together, but didn't see fit to put anything except for the scripture that you're actually referencing. 0.98

00:22:44.040 So they didn't put any of that extra shit. 0.99

00:22:45.620 No, no, they wrote a bunch of other shit. 0.99

00:22:46.400 Yeah, but not in the Bible. 0.99

00:22:47.260 But they didn't put it in the Bible, which they then formulated.

00:22:51.240 But that's, okay, I guess if we're all following that logic, I'm still not praying to any of these saints. 0.99

00:22:55.580 And it's also very clear, like within the Catholic Church and within your church, the Orthodox Church, this is how you sneak in weird bullshit. 0.93

00:23:02.360 You just put weird paintings on the walls of people that we don't really know about. 0.95

00:23:05.840 They're not mentioned in the Bible.

00:23:06.880 they're just your icons idols false gods if you want to do that if you want to do that that's 0.58

00:23:13.200 that's one thing if you want to then turn around and be like and you're not christian if you're

00:23:16.420 not part of like that's crazy yeah no again i've always looked at like we we've had a lot of the

00:23:20.600 people on and a lot of people i do like and i go okay that's interesting like i'm familiar with 0.99

00:23:25.320 your traditions and religion that's interesting yeah i'm gonna go to this fucking clown church 0.98

00:23:30.740 over here it's a lot better than whatever you're doing man well this is what that gets really 0.97

00:23:36.160 confusing particularly sad is i was i was showing this this is i forgot how i how i found this but

00:23:42.300 this has been going by this was uh from that that's the guy that we've had on the show that 0.99

00:23:45.760 said that they want to throw all the all the uh gay people oh that's funny yeah faggots don't get 0.99

00:23:51.380 redemption so it's a 250 dollar baptism fee which i don't agree with right and a lot of people 1.00

00:23:57.360 explain like oh well i think even jay dyer explained like oh this is you know you're like

00:24:01.600 buying robes and doing there's like shit that goes into it it's like whatever i don't know there was 0.99

00:24:05.840 a eunuch that approached uh paul right he didn't even have a dick he didn't even have a dick and 0.99

00:24:10.900 he's like hey there's some water here though and he's like yeah let's do it talk about like the 0.99

00:24:14.120 opposite like this is like two hundred dollars and preparation with extra stuff he's like no no 0.99

00:24:19.040 no a puddle and no dick yeah is how we're gonna do this a puddle and no dick but um and and i did 0.98

00:24:25.540 find another one from australia it was a thousand dollars oh so so but look the thing that gets me 0.99

00:24:31.740 is it's almost like a thousand au that's different it just said a thousand dollars which is why i was

00:24:36.080 make believe dollars yeah that's fake money it could be 25 cents actually we have no idea it

00:24:40.360 could be cheaper than this but the thing that that got me is like okay this is almost a booby trap

00:24:45.820 i've shown you one church or two churches i've not condemned in my in my tweet i didn't condemn

00:24:50.900 all of orthodoxy my initial tweet about this again i'm still i'm having a gripe with the 0.97

00:24:55.880 the retards in the church here but i'm like i'm not gonna drag them so i just go oh this is like 0.99

00:25:00.060 the one thing that black people won't steal huh yeah it's water laughs and shit and then then i 1.00

00:25:06.360 watched the rest of the day of them go well actually divine liturgy and they fucking and 1.00

00:25:10.400 just defend well that's exactly it oh no i've shown you an instance of one church doing something 0.98

00:25:14.720 that is pretty fucking it's a booby trap let's talk about the nephilim like oh my god and and 0.98

00:25:20.000 instead of being like oh yeah i don't know what the fuck that church is doing like that's crazy 0.99

00:25:23.740 they're like well actually uh and i'm like dude that's not even your church like you don't even 0.99

00:25:28.100 know these fucking people this is the classic trap it's it's like you have you have committed 0.97

00:25:32.300 yourself to something it's defending all of the republican party or defending all of the 1.00

00:25:35.340 libertarian party or defending all of the democratic party it's the same shit it's a 0.97

00:25:38.780 party line argument that's why i think what you said where it's like these people are a lot of 0.97

00:25:42.220 libertarians and they kind of glommed on to orthodoxy when they realize that there's a 0.69

00:25:45.860 spiritual nature to fucking reality done a great job of getting them like it's like it's it's 0.67

00:25:50.400 almost a genius political move to do a genius social move because you see the disaffection of 0.77

00:25:54.880 young men from the political sphere and from the manosphere it's like what if we gave you political

00:25:59.760 god i got jesus christ over here jesus christ plus g well i mean you know this is the i we only have

00:26:06.140 jesus christ you want to you got to come here and it's like everything is very structured and 0.99

00:26:09.480 political and also kind of fucking boring yeah i'll just be honest this shit is boring dog 0.99

00:26:13.720 anybody in the chat i don't i really don't care anymore anyone in the chat now here fuck out 1.00

00:26:18.580 you'll probably leave yourself 0.99

00:26:21.140 here in the future dog

00:26:23.180 you're gonna look at me like this is

00:26:25.440 I've never lied to you

00:26:27.040 I know I'm father of disinformation and all this stuff like that

00:26:29.180 I've never lied to you also call no man father

00:26:31.420 that's a touché yeah

00:26:32.700 that's number one let's do that but when you go to this place 1.00

00:26:35.740 this shit is sterile 1.00

00:26:37.480 it's boring 1.00

00:26:38.660 it's gaudy 0.98

00:26:40.020 it's ridiculous half of it's in a different language 0.98

00:26:43.560 and I know you don't talk it 1.00

00:26:44.880 and then these niggas have the nerve to talk about 1.00

00:26:47.420 that's i don't know what's worth dude are we gonna do the tongue when they do tongues if they 0.98

00:26:52.240 do tongues they do it in the show many bobity bop voice they kind of do i bet you they do 0.96

00:26:58.880 look it is we're gonna have to kill every single church it's barely discernible from catholicism

00:27:04.020 i we were watching clips of the orthodox church and i was like this is catholicism this is the 0.99

00:27:08.240 problem so like that was a catholic meme yeah and i was like oh good catholics fucked them and i 0.98

00:27:12.600 i typed that out i was like yeah this is a waste of time and it is a waste of time yeah again even 0.90

00:27:17.880 if even if what you're saying is correct and the revelation 8 3 method and these guys their their

00:27:23.080 power hold their their prayers have more power than my prayers and you want to go through them

00:27:27.000 it's just like it's just a fucking waste of time that's a crazy thing their their prayers have more 0.65

00:27:30.540 powers than my prayer like i'm a christian karen i want to see the manager please how do you determine 0.98

00:27:34.520 that though how do you determine that their prayers have i mean well because this power

00:27:37.640 levels over 9 000 i don't know this i don't know scripture enough to say that that's not the case

00:27:41.460 I'm asking, like, is there anybody out there that can show me in the Bible where it says

00:27:44.960 that the prayers of the saints and the prayers of Mary have more power than your individual prayers?

00:27:52.560 Because as far as I'm concerned, once again, the only mediator between you and the father is Jesus.

00:27:56.960 And now we're putting these people on a level of God.

00:28:00.160 Yeah.

00:28:00.580 And this is the argument again.

00:28:02.300 Well, the church fathers say this. 1.00

00:28:03.580 The church fathers were fucking retarded. 1.00

00:28:05.960 Like, I don't know if you've read the rest of the Bible. 1.00

00:28:07.860 And again, all right, there's like 70 books, whatever. 0.98

00:28:09.620 read the parts of the bible where jesus is calling them stupid because immediately he gives them 0.93

00:28:14.840 rules and they just go ahead and do what they want it's like right when he died so when was the 0.99

00:28:19.120 orthodox church formed in 33 ad i was like that's when it got fucked up and they go you're a mormon 0.57

00:28:24.320 i'm like well that's the thing is they go by virtue of being old yeah it is therefore no it's 0.92

00:28:29.800 just been wrong the longest if you go to congratulations if you go to our church and you 0.99

00:28:34.380 go yo they're speaking in tongues and there's a clown on the stage that day and i'd go fucking 0.86

00:28:39.060 yeah dude that's kind of crazy right but if you go to anything about the orthodox church to these 0.97

00:28:43.020 people and you go this is weird they go no there's a reason for that i'm like no why he's wearing a 0.72

00:28:47.440 skirt why are you defending it's just very gay all right well candles incenses i mean where's the

00:28:52.460 precedent for how to dress come from i'd love to know uh that's like old levitical priest wear but 0.99

00:28:56.820 then they just get fucking blinged out with it and they start doing their shit yeah whatever you know 0.92

00:29:01.340 what's really funny though i said hell yeah that was sarcastic when you see a picture of like one 0.99

00:29:06.580 of these priests and they go he has so much aura i'm like no dude he's a man in a dress this is 0.99

00:29:13.020 fucking clown shit he looks very silly willy and again silly bo billy i don't really care about 1.00

00:29:18.800 these people any longer this is fucking clown shit where are we at here oh yeah yeah the fucking 1.00

00:29:25.980 i don't know that's crazy not me not never they look like especially the picture off to the right 1.00

00:29:32.880 Like even the guys that are just wearing black there's a guy that came in here 1.00

00:29:36.000 I think from the church got a silly he had like the whole black thing 1.00

00:29:39.060 And he's just fucking talking and talking and talking and talking and we're like I have to go 1.00

00:29:43.540 That's what it is dude. It is annoying. It's it's like this place to into intellectualize 0.99

00:29:49.460 The spirit intellectual bloviation because you you were wrong about politics 0.99

00:29:53.460 Niggas is bloviating. Bloviating. Niggas don't come in here and bloviate 1.00

00:29:57.600 i know this is like here's the worst thing about it i'll be honest here's the worst the worst part 1.00

00:30:05.960 about this is that these people actually have this like some very good contributions sure they do

00:30:13.380 christianity and to theology and to even some political thought and like current current social 0.96

00:30:20.200 movements but you guys are so fucking intolerable that i'm gonna discard you completely yeah that's 0.99

00:30:27.220 fucking awful you are i was telling him about people that i know that just converted like not 0.99

00:30:31.860 just online they're like oh this is just twitter it's like no no i know people in real life who 0.99

00:30:35.780 stood in that doorway and i i had i've had to have the self-control to go yeah just wait because i

00:30:42.820 think they'll leave just let them just let them leave they're gonna bloviate they're gonna blow 0.99

00:30:48.500 you're gonna fucking bloviate don't come in here and bloviate you found the real church it's like 0.99

00:30:52.340 Like, you're divorced. 1.00

00:30:53.300 That's what's going to do. 1.00

00:30:53.860 You're divorced and you're a fucking mess, dog. 1.00

00:30:56.220 You found the real church, dog. 1.00

00:30:57.400 Oh, that's not nice.

00:30:58.000 Okay, I think I'm done.

00:30:59.320 It's fine.

00:31:00.140 I might be done.

00:31:00.880 Okay, all right.

00:31:01.280 Let me show him a picture of Mario's colon just so that we know.

00:31:04.400 I can't find Mario's colon at the drop of a hat like that.

00:31:06.700 But what we are going to do is we're going to kick the pores out.

00:31:09.000 Are we going to kick the pores?

00:31:09.680 We can't. 0.94

00:31:10.220 There's no.

00:31:10.900 Oh, okay.

00:31:11.440 Yeah, yeah.

00:31:12.340 We're banned off of YouTube for a week.

00:31:15.360 We'll be on YouTube soon.

00:31:16.440 Soon enough.

00:31:17.300 We actually got banned because of the, what episode was it?

00:31:20.920 The David Wilcock episode.

00:31:22.340 So now, and all I want to say is I love him and I would never harass or bully him

00:31:26.300 I'd like to ask a question

00:31:28.220 No, we never would harass or bully him

00:31:30.420 Can you harass the dead?

00:31:32.860 Uh, you could pray to him 1.00

00:31:34.140 Fuck you 1.00

00:31:37.120 Fuck the whole orthodox church 1.00

00:31:39.980 And David Wilcock though, shout out David Wilcock 1.00

00:31:42.360 I love David Wilcock, man

00:31:43.820 Okay, stop it, David

00:31:44.920 So we gotta finish reading

00:31:46.720 I would be like, hey, we need to be careful what we're saying here

00:31:49.540 Because we can go right to hell for doing this 1.00

00:31:51.620 But apparently, we're going to hell anyway, because the only way to heaven, the only way to salvation is through the Orthodox Church. 1.00

00:31:59.600 So what the fuck are we doing here? 1.00

00:32:01.040 I don't know. 0.99

00:32:01.480 We're not going to heaven, I guess.

00:32:04.080 I'm not going to be boring.

00:32:05.360 Sorry, guys.

00:32:06.340 So we're going to...

00:32:07.700 Oh, we got stories?

00:32:08.600 Yeah, I think we got some stories here.

00:32:09.980 So we got one here from George B.

00:32:13.200 And it says...

00:32:14.620 Let's get spooky.

00:32:15.920 Oh, yeah.

00:32:16.700 Yeah.

00:32:17.120 I don't hear it.

00:32:18.020 I'm playing some divine liturgy music.

00:32:19.940 Go ahead.

00:32:20.260 play divine liturgy music

00:32:22.580 um so this one is experience with a witch uh george uh george b had an experience with a witch

00:32:30.320 so he says um by the way i think we're very loud for them out there i was just screaming 0.99

00:32:36.080 laughing like a chimpanzee they were using a microphone they were using a whole ass 1.00

00:32:39.400 microphone and shit from south africa who like like who cares 1.00

00:32:41.980 years ago my friend was dating a girl and through that became friends with his girlfriend's group 0.98

00:32:52.520 and specifically her cousin uh his girlfriend was a fit mom hot fit mom honestly really quick 0.99

00:33:01.160 scott uh scott nails it in just christianity at 80 or below iq levels yeah retard retard levels 0.95

00:33:08.600 yeah that's actually interesting have you considered father ignatius this is literally 0.98

00:33:12.660 to the orthodox church right like hey hey return to god stop you retarded hey stop doing all that 1.00

00:33:18.020 gay shit stop being fucking super smart about all your stuff take off the fish hat stop wearing 1.00

00:33:23.160 stop dressing like that hey stop with the fucking expensive baptisms i wonder if jay dyer dresses 1.00

00:33:28.240 like that i want to see a picture of that oh i bet you the nigga has some pictures dressed like that 1.00

00:33:32.960 but it's funny he has been known to bloviate so sometimes we would hang out black holes 0.98

00:33:41.060 that's what they don't like they don't like the orthodox church does not like black hose

00:33:46.080 and and black gangs that's all the chocolate persuasion and see that song by the way is

00:33:50.700 remarkable remarkable it's a masterpiece and i think that if if uh the orthodox church can't

00:33:56.860 see that you know maybe maybe jay dyer needs to reassess you know who has uh found value in him

00:34:02.680 because it's not the orthodox maybe maybe the second church or the third that's right uh sometimes 0.98

00:34:07.860 when we hanged out now we the last church george you're retarded i suppose george is retarded but 0.99

00:34:14.360 oh yeah he's just he's just like misspelling shit sometimes when we hanged out we would talk of 0.99

00:34:19.220 Texas Mexican cryptids and evil spirits, chupacabras, tortas, la lechuza, etc. 0.99

00:34:27.840 And his cousin would always talk about how she's a witch, descended from a line of witches. 1.00

00:34:32.860 And I always just shrugged it off because she's a crazy chick. 0.99

00:34:36.760 Okay. 0.60

00:34:37.600 One night we was all hanging out on the coast around a bonfire. 0.86

00:34:41.360 And I just so happened to be sitting next to the witch and her boyfriend. 0.57

00:34:44.300 I started to get uneasy. 0.66

00:34:46.720 Oh, I noticed she started getting uneasy.

00:34:48.320 and overheard her telling her boyfriend,

00:34:50.560 I'm telling you, it's watching us right now. 1.00

00:34:52.780 Did I read this fucking shit? 1.00

00:34:55.200 Fucking, this show is literally just, 1.00

00:34:59.600 hold on a second. 1.00

00:35:00.560 What are we doing? 1.00

00:35:01.460 January fucking, oh my God. 0.99

00:35:03.240 I already read that one. 0.99

00:35:04.780 We're going to go to Lauren.

00:35:06.260 Well, what happened in this one?

00:35:07.220 I don't even remember it. 0.98

00:35:07.700 I don't fucking care. 0.97

00:35:08.700 I already read it. 0.98

00:35:09.560 Sorry, George B. 0.99

00:35:10.400 Holy shit, Lauren. 0.98

00:35:11.280 I wish we had a producer that would like sort this stuff out. 0.99

00:35:13.360 Yeah, if only somebody would fucking get this organized for us. 0.99

00:35:17.180 This show is trash. 1.00

00:35:18.280 All right. 1.00

00:35:19.100 Well, maybe you should read it like this.

00:35:22.140 Lawrence Gunson.

00:35:23.200 I wonder if people stick around.

00:35:24.600 Years ago, my friend was dating a girl, and through that became friends.

00:35:29.200 Why do they talk like that? 1.00

00:35:30.760 Because they're gay. 1.00

00:35:31.560 What does that do? 1.00

00:35:33.960 I think it's supposed to put you in a trans state. 0.94

00:35:38.240 Transsexual? 1.00

00:35:38.960 You're supposed to make you transsexual? 0.96

00:35:40.240 It's like a suggestible sort of state of mind. 0.97

00:35:42.700 So another implication of hypnosis techniques?

00:35:47.020 I like that. 0.93

00:35:47.640 honestly yeah i would say so they i mean of course they give me some fucking word i can't 0.72

00:35:51.740 pronounce to describe what they're doing but that's pretty much what it is so lauren this 0.82

00:35:55.720 was titled lauren a horse chronicle and then it says before you go all horse eyes um wait we read

00:36:02.880 this no no this is long i know this i haven't read this somehow i discovered this podcast on

00:36:08.580 episode two and felt immediate kinship oh thank you lauren uh foul mouth inappropriate conspiratorial

00:36:16.940 jesus seeking former spice tards yes my people you done spice i have smoked spice yes i have 0.59

00:36:24.060 never smoked spice my wife smoked spice and then turned into a robot for a two hour actually maybe 0.97

00:36:31.580 like a three hour car drive so she smoked spice and she was like all right ready to go for a drive 1.00

00:36:35.840 and i was like hell yeah baby and then she drove um turned into a robot that's exactly that's what

00:36:41.840 she said she told me afterwards she was like i felt like a robot for that entire drive and i said

00:36:46.180 that's good to know it post arriving you know so i finally decided to sit down and start writing my 0.95

00:36:51.520 chronicle submission that day i slipped a disc fuck how old is he yeah she's got to be old as 0.99

00:36:57.940 shit huh lauren you old bitch by the way somebody was like in our comments and they're like i really 1.00

00:37:05.240 love this show i wish you would stop cursing and i said fucking no yeah he's like yeah me too a 1.00

00:37:11.280 little bit i've tried man and it's just oh lauren is uh 41 you old bitch oh hey that's not that old 0.99

00:37:18.380 that's only that's almost my age hi lauren shout out i got knee pain too well she has a whole 0.95

00:37:24.380 slipped disc uh the next day i sat painfully at the computer again then a happy customer was 0.97

00:37:30.160 possessed to post a slanderous review of my dog rescue out of nowhere what the fuck i can disprove 0.67

00:37:36.260 the lies but it had me juggling damage control and excruciating pain then technology demons 1.00

00:37:42.080 crashed my battery and internet services several times throughout damn she's really trying to write 1.00

00:37:47.820 a story but she's old as fuck how do i open this pdf it's funny because people you know you're 0.98

00:37:55.240 listening to this you don't realize like i'm looking at her name in the chat uh and it just 0.99

00:37:59.040 makes the the cheeky little insults that much more fun it's not her it's they also fucked no 0.98

00:38:04.940 it's her because i didn't say her last name uh yeah yeah oh that's right yeah so y'all pray for 1.00

00:38:12.380 me they clearly don't like my story but they can eat a bag of dicks so here it goes my aunt was 0.97

00:38:19.800 very bright and determined she single-handedly raised two kids while building a large-scale 1.00

00:38:25.580 family dog breeding business with a nationwide rep for being awesome what kind of dogs what kind

00:38:32.560 dogs she's black you're reading you're reading this like she's black i know because it's probably 0.99

00:38:37.060 pit bulls oh shit like the the big ones with the short legs i'm just saying if it's like french 1.00

00:38:41.840 bulldogs like my mom goes to like the best breeders in the world and she can't pick up the 0.99

00:38:46.700 phone and call me but she can buy the best breeders in the world's french bulldogs oh beagles 0.90

00:38:51.600 oh beagles that's the loudest are you selling them to fauci you know how fucking loud it must 1.00

00:38:56.580 be there beagles suck ass beagles and uh bloodhounds the the barking is so that's real stupid 1.00

00:39:04.620 owly damn that's right i said it after 30 years of being a total boss she suddenly needed to bail 1.00

00:39:12.720 out so urgently she intended to dump her life's work into kill shelters and onto the streets damn 1.00

00:39:18.820 bro she's really out oh shit uh this didn't make sense looking back i think she caught a bad case 0.99

00:39:26.220 of the demons all right astute uh observation when family needs your help we are here for it 1.00

00:39:33.260 dogs are family so i went to help all right you white definitely white yeah you're breeding beagles 0.78

00:39:40.800 and dogs are family you white what kind of family you bro how are you breeding these 0.87

00:39:45.000 no don't do that don't don't i'm not gonna they lie you don't let them sleep in the bed with you 1.00

00:39:49.560 do you do you let your dog sleep in the bed with you no it's fucking annoying no like open mouth 1.00

00:39:54.300 kiss i know how many people in the chat though are doing that letting their stinky ass dogs in 1.00

00:39:58.300 the fucking bed with them you nasty ass i've been considering not even letting them in the house 1.00

00:40:02.400 yeah that's probably the best ali says no all right good last fucking vet visit wishbone is 1.00

00:40:08.420 a jack russell terrier qui-gon you stupid bitch so uh what happened now dogs are family too so i 1.00

00:40:18.980 kiss him on the mouth and when i saw the situation i irrationally volunteered to nuke my whole life 1.00

00:40:24.320 i wound up with a metric ass ton of beagles to feed and find homes for how many people that's 0.98

00:40:30.480 a whole lot it's a fucking lot of a lot of 20 beagles metric ass ton is a lot um my uncle was 0.98

00:40:39.540 estranged for most of our lives he was some kind of weird missionary put some stank on that word 0.99

00:40:45.320 to understand how we felt about it. 0.99

00:40:46.880 Okay, he's fucking a weird dude. 0.99

00:40:50.680 Quiet God, he's like, 1.00

00:40:51.500 wait, I'm a stupid bitch. 1.00

00:40:53.380 Yeah, man, fucking... 1.00

00:40:55.140 Wishbone was a... 1.00

00:40:56.840 It's from Frasier, right?

00:40:57.820 What?

00:40:58.560 Wishbone?

00:40:59.380 No, Wishbone was a series

00:41:00.860 in which a Jack Russell Terrier 1.00

00:41:03.320 looked that shit up real quick. 1.00

00:41:05.820 Nancy, look it up. 1.00

00:41:06.900 Nancy, what kind of dog was Wishbone?

00:41:09.140 Wishbone TV.

00:41:09.820 I don't think I owe

00:41:10.800 Quiet God an apology.

00:41:13.960 I think you're right. 1.00

00:41:14.520 this fucking is a beagle i mean uh shit a jack russell terrier um yeah there you go jack russell 0.99

00:41:20.820 terrier that doesn't actually help that's just a picture of a dog but it wasn't a beagle that's 1.00

00:41:26.000 for sure okay um so my family the family concluded he was the weird missionary uncle

00:41:33.220 uh who heard voices had visions followed his weird whims and returned home with impossible stories 0.98

00:41:38.880 they thought he was unstable and needed to get the fuck out uh when he arrived out of the blue

00:41:43.760 in my driveway to help us 20 years later skepticism was high he was strangely compelled 0.99

00:41:49.100 to travel from the northeast to the deep south just to help his ex-wife's dogs ex-niece-in-law

00:41:56.380 yeah that's that's sketchy as hell dog don't agree with with elo qui-gon

00:42:03.860 you got dog problems she said yeah let's let's keep going i'm interested i'm fully into the

00:42:11.820 story now but this all made perfect sense to him he saw my horses grazing in the field as he pulled

00:42:16.580 up the exact colors he'd seen in a vision 25 years ago that story has been independently verified

00:42:22.680 since then okay interesting all right so so he was called by visions to help with the beagles

00:42:27.380 he didn't really know me but i happen to have exactly the horses skills and equipment that

00:42:33.400 was called for i didn't believe wait but i happen to have that okay i didn't believe any of that 0.83

00:42:38.880 weird shit i was a completely rational person you know an atheist oh no come on lord um i have never 0.93

00:42:47.340 experienced a single unexplainable thing in my 33 years yep 33 is when everything changed illuminati 0.99

00:42:54.940 confirmed he didn't explain himself he just stayed around and helped us build we worked all day and

00:43:01.880 spent hours each night hand rolling organic cigarettes taking shots of vodka for stress

00:43:06.460 and sore muscles drunk talking about politics and religion i taught him how to handle and ride

00:43:11.640 horses fun stuff one day he had this strange air about him he was so quiet and detached all day

00:43:18.900 then he blurted out we have to go on a road trip washington dc two days it was january 6th oh my

00:43:28.820 god imagine we showed up and they were storming the capital she goes um no we don't have a truck

00:43:35.720 to pull the gooseneck and it needs tires we're all broke as a joke and these horses haven't been to

00:43:42.900 town much less a huge city uh no paperwork for interstate travel not to mention this yard is

00:43:50.220 full of dogs i need to care for and restore to good health this is a disaster this guy's like 0.86

00:43:55.860 i'm fucking fed up with i don't want to let's go to wash washington uh i'm on a mission here too 0.95

00:44:01.220 buddy that's impossible it was not he found a way to get the trailer tires that day someone else 0.98

00:44:07.920 had a rusted out old dually junk sitting in their yard within 30 minutes we were driving at home

00:44:14.740 and a friend with perfect animal experience had a crisis which we could solve the next day 0.97

00:44:21.580 in exchange for watching my dogs damn the next day looks like you're going to washington going 0.67

00:44:28.440 to washington that's crazy as hell uh even the vet was supportive of mission work so all the 1.00

00:44:35.620 interstate travel paperwork got done in record time that's crazy that's fucking nuts dude no 0.99

00:44:40.280 so the clam pits went to washington what the fuck are the clam pits i don't know this is like a 0.99

00:44:46.240 southern term could be now what it got weird and quiet again or he got weird and quiet again 0.99

00:44:52.780 after a while he said we just keep going we have to get near the white house what the fuck dude 0.99

00:44:58.180 you got a trailer full of horses and you go into the white house this is wild it does is that a 0.99

00:45:03.400 beverly hillbillies uh reference i think so yeah the clamp is right okay yeah thank you um you

00:45:09.800 uncultured no i remember i just haven't watched the beverly hillbillies since i was like a child

00:45:14.920 used to come on nick at night yeah yeah you know it would be uh you know uh black and white so i

00:45:20.700 think they also had an in color movie they did yeah but i mean these movie references just wash

00:45:25.380 over me yeah they do but i did like that show i like the beverly hillbillies it was fine

00:45:32.100 i don't remember how the song goes that's the only brief moment of that song nobody's gonna

00:45:35.940 understand that all right so um right i don't know where you think we're gonna park a semi

00:45:40.820 truck sized monstrosity but this is your rodeo buddy parking stays jam-packed here i'm getting

00:45:46.820 nervous just driving aimlessly and the streets are getting too busy and too tight and he's just

00:45:51.460 sitting there quietly then he says i think we should take a right and there it was a couple

00:45:56.820 of blocks to a dead end with an open grassy area surrounded by shady trees cars are parked bumper

00:46:04.740 to bumper everywhere except these three consecutive car spaces for the rig what the 0.99

00:46:09.060 fuck man and it's so peaceful it's like we weren't even in town the horses were happy and unafraid 0.99

00:46:16.260 they marched through chaos like they knew where they what do you wait you just got on the horses 1.00

00:46:21.380 they took them off the they took them off the uh their little uh yeah but you put them in the

00:46:26.900 buggy the enclosed yeah they just took a minor well you got to take them out you can't just leave

00:46:31.300 them in there gotta walk them a little take horses yeah dog they marched through chaos like they knew

00:46:37.940 where they were going down busy sidewalks past all the wailing crazies they calmly navigated 1.00

00:46:45.220 through a million man march like they grew up in this shit show of a city this is crazy this is 1.00

00:46:51.740 nuts that is crazy this guy's leading you yeah man yeah yeah so look there you go put on saddles 1.00

00:46:59.080 bridles and mount up and they just go as shit owley goddamn who's gonna stop you really yeah 0.99

00:47:05.360 you got horses you assume that they're on some very official horse business and it's best to 0.99

00:47:10.560 just not you know get involved point up and ask what they're doing it's like nah i've never seen

00:47:15.520 horses in a city and imagined that they were out of place i'm like you got a permit for that horse

00:47:19.800 nope and be like yo i'm just getting out the way that horse has a job and probably knows what it's

00:47:25.000 doing in this city better than me like i would never see a horse in the city and imagine like 0.99

00:47:28.520 what is that doing here yeah like clearly this is a fucking horse like a working horse must do a show 1.00

00:47:33.160 so you probably will get left alone yeah except for the crazy people that are screaming shit 0.99

00:47:36.800 because it's the city um we rode right up to the steps of important sites monuments and even the 0.98

00:47:43.500 white house my uncle would blow his shofar wild and pray over each of them then we'd keep moving

00:47:51.760 that's this is wild dude i can't see the point of any of this if i most most people haven't heard

00:47:59.020 the sound of a shofar yeah i mean you hear it you you go what yeah what's happening a little 0.89

00:48:05.340 distressing right what the fuck is going on what is that man meanwhile it's a dude on horseback 0.96

00:48:10.640 i feel like my walls is trembling with a ram's horn um i can't see the point of any of this 1.00

00:48:17.280 he didn't try to explain fuck that's gangster just like stop right here 0.99

00:48:21.820 that's fucking nuts dude um still this is four feet long yeah his is four feet long a four feet 0.99

00:48:32.300 long shofar that's crazy um still it was fun an all-access tour of the capital dc security was 0.99

00:48:41.720 ugly at every stop guards and police would glare and swarm us yeah you're zooming towards us with 0.99

00:48:47.840 three people sirens what the fuck on horseback with the shofar that's crazy yeah you probably 1.00

00:48:53.480 if you just said we're jewish they'd be like as you were just let them go as you were uh zooming 0.99

00:48:57.660 towards us with lights and sirens on blocking us with their cars teams in ballistic gear would come

00:49:03.420 at us menacingly fanning out and surrounding us but then they'd get a beep or a call they had to

00:49:11.740 take sometimes their demeanor would just change for no reason they'd look somewhere else and wander

00:49:19.020 off over and over we were always allowed to keep going until uncle was satisfied he was done and

00:49:26.140 And we went home.

00:49:28.280 Several months later, my horses started coming up to stand anxiously at the fence, staring off to the northeast.

00:49:35.220 Very unusual behavior that went on for seven days.

00:49:38.020 Or I'm sorry, several days.

00:49:39.680 Then uncle called.

00:49:41.440 He was already on the way and he would be here tonight. 0.97

00:49:45.040 This time, we were the only fools on the road heading in to the capital. 0.84

00:49:51.160 It was a 10-lane parking lot of cars evacuating from the city in opposite directions. 0.87

00:49:59.860 A massive hurricane was barreling directly at D.C.

00:50:03.860 We got calls from concerned family members begging us to turn around.

00:50:08.720 He got really quiet.

00:50:09.820 This is a real story, Blaptown, honey.

00:50:11.680 This is wild.

00:50:13.420 This is wild.

00:50:15.360 He got really quiet.

00:50:17.120 Then he said, nope, the weather's going to be fine.

00:50:19.860 and it was sunshine and a light sprinkle clear the rest of the weekend so everybody 10 lanes

00:50:28.140 of traffic are leaving because of a hurricane and it ends up being and they're going in and

00:50:33.780 it ends up being sunshine and a light sprinkle and then clear weather for the rest of the weekend

00:50:37.440 the third time the horses began waiting at the fence i was resistantly catching on he had taken

00:50:44.220 one of my horses back to do some missions in kentucky so he could have skipped the extra 2 000

00:50:49.300 miles and gone straight to dc himself but he admitted he didn't even know why he was going

00:50:55.500 this time but my black horse had to go that part was very specific her black horse this is

00:51:02.040 lauren's black horse he packed everything we needed uh and he had miraculously acquired

00:51:11.180 a bus size rv in a trailer he had custom made blankets for all of my horses of the apocalypse

00:51:18.400 Oh, my God.

00:51:20.220 As we drove back north, I sorted and prepped our tack.

00:51:26.420 Somehow, all those blankets were missing except for the one for my horse.

00:51:31.840 It's black with huge gold scales and the word justice on both sides. 0.97

00:51:38.880 It's so fucking intense, dude. 0.97

00:51:41.120 Yeah, man. 0.97

00:51:41.840 About 5 a.m. we entered the

00:51:44.640 District of Columbia and breaking

00:51:46.580 News alert came on local radio

00:51:48.440 Chief Justice

00:51:50.400 Oh hey, hey

00:51:52.440 Hey, look who's here

00:51:54.840 Oh

00:51:55.640 Nancy

00:51:57.200 Nancy's here

00:51:59.400 Nancy

00:52:00.120 I've been here

00:52:02.780 Whatever 1.00

00:52:03.940 You lying ass Nancy 1.00

00:52:05.480 Keep reading 1.00

00:52:06.640 These stories are unorganized

00:52:09.720 we read nobody organizes the stories we read two two stories okay already and we had already read

00:52:17.400 those and then we tore down an entire establishment of a church can you believe and you haven't been

00:52:22.680 here that she recently wrote a lengthy uh application for more cat food we talked about 0.99

00:52:28.260 some lady that showed her tits and was talking about the nephilim you didn't even get to hear 0.98

00:52:32.300 that was a great wasn't even her nancy you was boiling water to put your feet in or something 0.99

00:52:39.060 like that something like that nancy i apologize all right let's keep reading that's refreshing

00:52:46.900 so uh we entered at 5 a.m the district of columbia and breaking news alert came on the radio chief

00:52:55.460 justice ruth bader genitalia whatever her name was she said rbg uh has just passed away there 1.00

00:53:05.320 will be a battle for her spot in the

00:53:07.340 Supreme Court and a memorial vigil

00:53:09.440 at the courthouse today.

00:53:15.180 Our parking spot was open again,

00:53:17.340 but a car length larger, of course, 1.00

00:53:19.900 because now they've got a fucking RV 0.99

00:53:21.360 and the thing. It was 1.00

00:53:23.200 crowded and tense with mourners

00:53:25.140 and activists milling around the Supreme Court

00:53:27.300 building. We circled it several times,

00:53:29.540 blowing the chauffeur and

00:53:31.040 praying on all four sides.

00:53:32.880 Then we headed back to the trailer. Pretty

00:53:35.140 uneventful he'd said his mission was complete whatever that means so he locked everything up

00:53:41.300 and went to sleep like in the rv rv okay yeah because he's sleeping that's cool but we had made

00:53:47.240 something very angry i wasn't tired so i lie i laid around for a while i felt a cold little draft

00:53:55.100 so i got up to close the windows they were closed and locked and the ac was off i checked the doors

00:54:02.560 in the ceiling vents all locked the draft was becoming a wind and started whipping around in

00:54:09.320 all directions it was getting loud and a low buzzing frequency started up in my ears

00:54:15.680 i felt and tasted that metallic pinch of adrenaline at the back of my tongue

00:54:22.240 my central nervous system was responding like there was a water moccasin in the grass 1.00

00:54:27.860 i like it she's southern so she's got shit that applies only to southern people respect 1.00

00:54:32.820 a normal occurrence in my neck of the woods but i am a straight up assassin with a shovel 1.00

00:54:39.640 that's how you got to decapitate them blap blap blap blap uh our friendly oak snakes 0.91

00:54:46.000 don't trigger this at all but your body just knows a bad snake is there before you spot it 0.96

00:54:52.340 with your eyes interesting dogs and horses get it too i think god put them here to help us

00:54:57.920 they instinctively recognize malice and evil that's unusually dangerous they will tell you

00:55:04.000 one is out there in no uncertain terms and they will take one for the team if they have to 1.00

00:55:10.140 honorable beasts fuck yeah dude are you are you a like a cow woman like a not a fat bitch but like 1.00

00:55:19.340 oh like uh yeah yeah it's like a country girl she's ranching yeah hourly you ranching she's a 1.00

00:55:25.220 horse girl oh no that's different that's what they find them uh that's a little different

00:55:29.340 that's a little bit different i wouldn't say yeah don't get your hymen broken

00:55:32.920 uh so my fight or flight is now engaged vision narrows blood vessels dilate and every muscle

00:55:43.340 is primed to to do what smack the air with a shovel the horses were violently pawing banging

00:55:50.940 their hooves on the walls of the trailer stomping and rocking it side to side and squealing out to

00:55:56.360 me i opened a window and leaned out no wind outside nothing moving around the trailer

00:56:03.900 but it kept increasing and blowing wildly in every direction inside that's interesting like

00:56:10.800 that phenomenon of uh when there's a cryptid around it's like everything in that atmosphere

00:56:15.840 goes dead all of the bugs all the birds nothing is going on you're in like your own little

00:56:21.960 thinny area yeah she's in her own uh environment right now where there's only wind happening

00:56:28.380 inside the that's interesting that's nuts and was her uncle in the car with her he was he was

00:56:33.420 steeping he was steeping oh was he teeping he was sleeping i think he was sleeping uh holding my

00:56:39.100 hair out of my eyes okay here we go i yelled at my uncle over all the noise nothing i grabbed his

00:56:44.620 ankle one-handed like she hulk and yanked him to the edge of his mattress he was out like

00:56:50.740 unnaturally unconscious so as one does i pulled my blanket over my head and hid in bed like a

00:56:58.300 five-year-old hides from the boogeyman smart that's top lobster's dog man i'm asking her 0.87

00:57:04.620 question she goes read bitch uh so okay um this is the first time i ever prayed hey god dude if 1.00

00:57:13.340 you're real the fuck is going on right now seriously please please make it stop oh right um 0.99

00:57:19.560 amen and then it did stop instantly and the horses calmed down too i felt at peace and just went to 0.99

00:57:28.020 sleep that's interesting and just went to sleep that do be happening uh after all that shit being 0.88

00:57:34.260 so chill is truly beyond understanding very perceptive lauren uh driving home in the morning 0.67

00:57:40.240 i explained what happened my uncle calmly nodded and said i did good and that he knew we were

00:57:45.860 making something angry gee thanks for the heads up then he informed me that there were seriously

00:57:51.100 dark principalities ruling that city so it's always dangerous to go there what do you think 1.00

00:57:56.520 about today's screen uh today's thumbnail oh it's gonna make all the catholics and orthodoxes 1.00

00:58:02.360 upset i mean it looks good though i like it we look we look good maybe it is uh maybe we should

00:58:08.940 convert maybe am i wearing eyeliner or eyeshadow i like it your face your your uh facial feature 1.00

00:58:17.340 is is like oh my god oh my god they're like sex they're like these women are so fucking hot they're 0.99

00:58:24.060 like burning the women i can't believe you didn't hear that part nance it was so annoying it was so 1.00

00:58:28.800 bad whatever you like it though i like oh by the way we should have laney make a clip of that so 0.90

00:58:33.040 we can post a clip of that and then tag them in it is that crazy is that crazy it's a little crazy

00:58:40.060 okay so um he then informed me that there were seriously dark principalities ruling in that city 0.92

00:58:45.640 so it's always yeah no shit uh yeah so it's always dangerous to go there if you're not being called

00:58:50.800 there but if you are you will be protected well that all lines up now so i guess if the veil was 0.98

00:58:57.440 lifted for me that conversational damn burst so she's you're still an atheist at this point you're 0.96

00:59:03.440 going i mean how could you be you went on three trips with this dude to blow the shofar and you're 0.98

00:59:08.620 just a well that's an interesting thing yeah i don't really believe anything just going with my

00:59:13.040 uncle and going with the flow nice and easy thing he blows the horn yeah we march on the capital 0.78

00:59:18.740 no big deal shit like that oh there's interesting i see something about j6 down there okay so 0.84

00:59:24.180 um fun vacation she said i like her i like her y'all's blankets match unbelievable okay so um 0.99

00:59:36.660 so she says i guess the veil was lifted for me the conversational damn burst i got hours of advice

00:59:42.080 crazy stories and supernatural events from his life all the way home truly there was no unseeing 0.63

00:59:47.480 it i started experiencing and seeing things i'd never seen in my life up to that point i started

00:59:53.300 driving my 80 year old neighbor to her very old timey country church after a while i joined and

00:59:58.780 got baptized baptized baptized how much did it cost at least 250 minimum i don't need about 250 0.97

01:00:04.820 these old country folks just nod and smile gently at all my weird shit oh yes i saw something like 0.99

01:00:12.040 that when i was a youngster working in the tobacco field or that happened to uncle grandpa jimmy one 0.99

01:00:17.680 time uncle grandpa jimmy what does that mean i live in the country that can mean a lot of shit

01:00:22.700 they're in the south um you know what for some reason uncle grandpa jimmy sounds nice no it just 0.92

01:00:28.000 makes me want a country fried steak dude i love a country fried right hell yeah right country fried 0.99

01:00:33.180 steak crushes with the with the sausage gravy on it shit i might end the show right now we'll see 0.98

01:00:38.020 we'll see you guys in a couple honestly bro the sausage gravy is something i didn't really know 0.98

01:00:43.300 about till i came down to florida oh yeah you didn't know about that i mean i might have had 0.63

01:00:46.800 it but like i've had it enough times to realize like i fucking love this sprinkle sprinkle a 0.99

01:00:51.040 I bought a can of that shit the other day 0.99

01:00:53.040 and I was like, it's not the same, but I'll eat it. 1.00

01:00:56.020 Still close enough, bro. 0.99

01:00:57.780 Holy shit. 0.99

01:00:58.720 I'm doing that tonight. 0.99

01:00:59.580 All right, let's keep reading.

01:01:00.740 I've seen miraculous healings

01:01:02.320 like fresh stitches that disappeared. 1.00

01:01:04.420 Damn. 0.99

01:01:05.280 Parts that the doctor just took off, 1.00

01:01:07.240 healed back like nothing ever happened.

01:01:09.200 Sometimes you can feel heat in the palms of your hands.

01:01:12.500 Maybe it's something like God's energy moving through you

01:01:14.880 during corporate prayer.

01:01:16.700 I can't do that.

01:01:17.260 I can't do corporate prayer. 1.00

01:01:18.500 Hanging out with really old people can be pretty wild. 1.00

01:01:21.760 Now they know there's a battle ongoing. 1.00

01:01:24.260 Once you're in the fight, you're thankful for validation and some experience backup.

01:01:28.580 All right.

01:01:30.660 Hell yeah.

01:01:31.240 This goes on to say not required reading, and then it's 17 more paragraphs.

01:01:36.860 Let's read.

01:01:37.560 Do you want to pick up on this part?

01:01:38.980 Yes, you've done.

01:01:39.860 This is great.

01:01:40.860 This is a great story.

01:01:42.080 I'll actually allow her to continue.

01:01:43.940 I wonder if she'll be at Bohemian Grove.

01:01:45.440 Are you going to come to Bohemian Grove? 0.56

01:01:46.780 alley alley you and bring your horses bring your horses bring your shofar yeah bring your shofar 0.99

01:01:53.840 walking around the building fucking blowing a shofar i'll allow it 0.98

01:01:58.140 as a matter of fact that's the that's pretty much our security yeah yeah that is the security yeah 0.99

01:02:04.660 uh here it's from not required reading oh yeah just a a few shorter ones about my

01:02:10.720 life oh she's coming yeah she's gonna come she's gonna come oh stop it that was inappropriate

01:02:16.060 this is a christian show neighborhood orbs one two j6 principalities and three dogs demon wins 0.95

01:02:23.660 a resurrection and the face of evil god damn yeah not required uh reading that's what we're doing 0.82

01:02:30.440 here have you paid attention yeah i mean if you send it uh they want to know if you're married 0.95

01:02:35.080 no no no that's that's sancho asking i imagine it's sancho it usually is asking howling to marry

01:02:41.500 The woman in the chat, woman, woman.

01:02:43.580 Well, there's more than one.

01:02:45.680 Orbs and anomalies in the chat.

01:02:47.600 I was doing dishes around 11 a.m. and saw a super unnaturally white butterfly circling and fluttering up high.

01:02:54.240 That's nice.

01:02:55.200 Yeah, that's pretty cool.

01:02:55.960 Was it Uncle Freddy?

01:02:57.020 It was Uncle Freddy, yeah.

01:02:58.480 The insects aren't your dead relatives.

01:02:59.760 I had to take that one down.

01:03:00.780 I almost posted that on YouTube.

01:03:02.160 I was like, nope.

01:03:03.380 Not going to get into that fight.

01:03:04.720 No. 0.94

01:03:05.820 He dead.

01:03:07.240 But it's not much of a fight then.

01:03:08.420 You can pray to him.

01:03:09.900 To pray for you.

01:03:10.900 pray for you but i pray to him to pray for you but he's got these little butterfly hands so i

01:03:15.460 don't know if that's gonna be good

01:03:16.520 he's a butterfly now i don't know people will watch this and be like you guys are going 0.61

01:03:23.220 directly to hell uh don't pass go don't collect now everybody i don't think you can do you think

01:03:28.840 you can lose your salvation are you part of the orthodox church did they think that

01:03:33.920 well i if i mean i assume if you left i just think like you can't lose your salvation i just think 0.99

01:03:39.380 i have like a shit every time i make a joke i get a shittier apartment in god's house oh yeah 0.97

01:03:43.060 probably that yeah he's like one more we live in sardine cans in god's house yeah we live in we 0.99

01:03:48.120 were talking about it yesterday about the uh uh there's pillars in new jerusalem with uh pillars

01:03:53.860 just pillars in there it's like pillars in new jerusalem and they have the names of the apostles

01:03:57.460 on them yeah and and they're like there's 12 of them and he was like well i wonder which is the

01:04:01.220 12 maybe paul and i said maybe judas because judas is important like he kind of did the thing 0.95

01:04:06.220 To make all the shit happen 0.98

01:04:08.320 He did 1.00

01:04:09.080 Yeah, that's probably where we go

01:04:10.940 On Judas Street 1.00

01:04:12.060 They'd be like, yo, the ghetto 1.00

01:04:13.800 You're by that post 0.70

01:04:15.380 Oh, we're gonna live on Judas Street?

01:04:16.960 That's not good

01:04:17.420 Yeah, it's gonna be wonderful

01:04:18.740 Howley says something wild

01:04:19.760 But that is nice

01:04:20.420 Thousand dollar horse steaks

01:04:22.000 Wait, wait, who's eating horse steaks?

01:04:23.860 Oh, no

01:04:24.360 Is that a thing?

01:04:25.500 Uh, yeah, people be eating horse

01:04:27.020 I mean, I guess, yeah

01:04:27.920 But like, horse steaks

01:04:29.360 I wonder, let me see 0.99

01:04:30.200 A little dude, little girl

01:04:31.060 Sarah Johnson 1.00

01:04:31.460 I've seen a nigga eat a horse head 1.00

01:04:32.400 Let's see real quick 1.00

01:04:33.400 Horse

01:04:34.080 No, hold on, hold on

01:04:35.020 I'll pull it up for you

01:04:35.940 we got a we do have video of horse head oh interesting as japan it's it's a really big

01:04:41.260 thing um go ahead and vamp for me because i'm gonna pull this up uh well no i mean i'm just

01:04:47.800 people really don't need horse huh no no they be eating horses all right uh okay she's replying

01:04:54.160 to a request yeah i if i had a request um for brohemian grove as many of you as possible that

01:04:59.300 can stop at any local restaurant and get us country fried steak with sausage gravy on it

01:05:04.140 and bring it in a styrofoam container,

01:05:06.880 we might, with some luck, end up going home

01:05:08.700 with, like, 60 things of

01:05:10.380 country-fied steak.

01:05:12.240 Okay, um...

01:05:13.080 I'll be obese, bro.

01:05:16.160 That sausage gravy is just...

01:05:19.100 That's just carbs.

01:05:19.840 I'm gonna pull this up. 0.99

01:05:20.740 What the fuck is this? 0.99

01:05:21.680 You never seen this? 1.00

01:05:24.840 Wait a second!

01:05:25.900 It's coming through the TV!

01:05:27.640 It's coming through the TV.

01:05:29.560 Hold on, hold on.

01:05:31.100 It's just...

01:05:31.960 It's

01:06:01.960 Good.

01:06:02.960 Look at him.

01:06:03.960 Look at him.

01:06:04.960 Yikes.

01:06:05.960 Yikes.

01:06:35.960 yeah dog delicious no yeah you just eat a little little horse hey linda this is what you be doing 0.81

01:06:47.240 no it's lauren look sorry that was lauren you ate a horse head that's crazy i know that about 0.78

01:06:53.260 you lauren that's crazy work let's keep reading all right let's get back to it where the hell is 0.70

01:06:56.940 it the butterfly fluttered up definitely not a butterfly right definitely not your uncle either 0.99

01:07:02.160 though that was a wild tangent that was it just reminded you how far off the fucking path we went 0.99

01:07:08.820 holy shit we're back on we're professionals oh all right all right you gotta sprinkle some 0.99

01:07:12.840 cocaine on it you gotta do a little bit of cocaine on it mortal combat 0.99

01:07:17.060 a wiggly wobbly amorphous flying worm the size of the first two knuckles on your fingers

01:07:26.500 i ran out to the back porch with soapy hands yelling to my boyfriend sorry scott she's taken 0.74

01:07:32.100 Sorry, Scott.

01:07:33.140 Still asleep.

01:07:33.780 Scott just taking L's over and over again.

01:07:35.720 Every time he wants to have marital relations with a woman, they're taken.

01:07:43.400 Just stop trying at this point.

01:07:44.820 No, you got to keep trying.

01:07:47.360 You got to keep trying?

01:07:48.140 Oh, wait.

01:07:48.440 It's not.

01:07:48.920 It's not.

01:07:49.400 I don't know who that is.

01:07:51.380 Oh.

01:07:51.880 It's another guy?

01:07:53.100 See how I scratched my upper lip on my teeth?

01:07:55.220 Oh, wow.

01:07:55.380 No, I'm not bringing that up.

01:07:56.260 Don't bring that up.

01:07:57.120 Okay. 1.00

01:07:58.840 Damn. 1.00

01:07:59.420 All right. 0.99

01:07:59.660 so uh i ran out the back porch boyfriend still asleep i hope sparrow's gonna marry scott look

01:08:04.780 we're having a it's beautiful that's wonderful i was already married as it rounded the corner

01:08:08.380 probably and the sunlight hit it suddenly it was just a rainbow not a whole one but like if you

01:08:15.100 reached out and grabbed a chunk of a literal rainbow then when you open your hand the little

01:08:19.420 chunk just flew away see through roy g biv red orange yellow green blue indigo violet yeah uh

01:08:27.820 and about the size of your four fingers together just meandering around the yard that's crazy huh 0.99

01:08:32.700 i kept yelling to my lazy ass boyfriend but it it didn't give a fuck about me it circled and 0.99

01:08:37.660 fluttered back down to the hill into my vegetable garden near the pond and then stopped over a 0.99

01:08:42.140 vegetable patch while it hovered about two feet off the ground there there was a visual this

01:08:47.740 there was a visual disturbance underneath it a cone of wavy air like heat waves coming off the

01:08:54.300 blacktop in the south georgia fuck yeah like when it's real hot yeah yeah the waves the wavy waves 0.95

01:08:59.580 yeah that's what they the abos be sleeping on yeah they want that just warm warm keep them 0.98

01:09:04.660 warm that night drink that gasoline so pointing down at the ground that got me that got me i 0.96

01:09:11.720 blurted out wow what are you i don't think i noticed it a butterfly butterflies uncle freddy

01:09:18.080 i don't think it had noticed me before that moment or maybe it thought i couldn't see it

01:09:25.380 but i guess this noise from my face or my intention was directed at it now 0.83

01:09:29.660 and that moment it just kind of froze and disappeared like oh shit poof 1.00

01:09:34.120 oh this bitch can see me he's like damn you see me i was just enjoying the flowers 0.99

01:09:38.400 it's not like uh bill cosby see you next time cousin no idea what that was but i have wondered 0.99

01:09:45.820 if that's the kind of rainbow

01:09:47.380 they were talking about

01:09:48.020 when God sent one to Noah.

01:09:49.880 Oh, interesting.

01:09:51.560 Instead of like this

01:09:52.060 like curved fractal of light

01:09:53.660 like something.

01:09:55.420 Have you considered that 0.97

01:09:56.240 maybe this was a gay butterfly? 0.96

01:09:59.220 Maybe the rainbow itself 0.99

01:10:00.880 right now is gay 0.98

01:10:01.760 and maybe this is 0.99

01:10:02.760 the original rainbow.

01:10:04.000 Oh, we've been flabbergasted. 0.99

01:10:05.480 We've been buttfucked. 0.98

01:10:07.100 Yeah, BF'd is what. 1.00

01:10:08.460 Into believing some shit. 1.00

01:10:09.680 It's a Christian show. 1.00

01:10:14.240 I hope it means good

01:10:15.380 you look like jay dyer when you did that face do it again see you remember how i did it okay 0.97

01:10:20.340 yeah yeah from that angle yeah right yeah if he had sex with robert de niro well that doesn't 0.65

01:10:27.140 really make him look different but you know what i mean a baby came out of kids and then 30 years

01:10:34.820 later so yeah i hope it means good things like more good homes coming for my dogs oh it's been

01:10:39.860 a long nice difficult project but i've rehomed at least 50 in these years jeez dude how many she

01:10:44.980 She wasn't joking. 1.00

01:10:45.700 You might have had like 200. 1.00

01:10:46.760 What the fuck? 1.00

01:10:47.260 When are you going to be... 1.00

01:10:48.100 How many dogs you got?

01:10:49.040 When does it end?

01:10:49.720 These dogs must be old.

01:10:50.720 She just keeps breeding them, probably.

01:10:52.160 Oh, yeah.

01:10:52.820 Well, that's the problem. 1.00

01:10:53.560 You keep making them have babies, then you got to find a fucking home for the baby. 1.00

01:10:56.500 Yeah, this is an endless cycle. 0.99

01:10:58.200 But I hope you're making money off of it.

01:11:00.140 Seeing them happy and spoiled in new homes makes all of this self-inflicted poverty feel totally worth it.

01:11:05.980 Besides, I always have what I needed when I need it.

01:11:09.000 That's awesome.

01:11:10.360 I'm always seeing orbs out there.

01:11:12.400 Mostly white, but a couple pale orange. 0.98

01:11:14.280 as long as there's no black ones you'd be you're good yeah and one that tried to mimic a plane

01:11:19.960 with a red and white flashing but it was clearly a see-through plane shape when i snapped a photo 0.99

01:11:25.040 of it it turned and ran away so fast that it made me laugh little chicken shit that reminds me of 0.57

01:11:30.000 like the new jersey drone situation where they were like zooming in on some of these things that look 0.58

01:11:33.700 like planes but then as you got closer it just turned into so i was talking with that guy uh

01:11:39.420 primal resistance about yesterday because he's kind of like uh we'll have him on the show it

01:11:44.020 It was fun.

01:11:44.660 We're going to talk to him?

01:11:45.460 We're going to talk to him.

01:11:46.300 About what?

01:11:47.360 He used to do UFO, paranormal investigation.

01:11:50.460 He does, it might be fun.

01:11:52.280 All right. 1.00

01:11:52.560 We talked to him about crazy shit. 1.00

01:11:54.280 As long as it's not gay. 1.00

01:11:55.380 But he was asking me. 0.59

01:11:56.120 He was like, yeah, man.

01:11:56.820 He was like, what do you think?

01:11:57.660 Like, do you think some of this stuff is?

01:11:58.720 And I was like, I think it's a little bit of everything.

01:12:00.500 It's a little potpourri. 0.99

01:12:01.680 It's a little buffet of all the shit up there. 1.00

01:12:03.380 Oh, yeah. 1.00

01:12:03.480 He used to smoke potpourri.

01:12:04.780 It's called spice. 1.00

01:12:05.700 Some of that shit's see-through. 1.00

01:12:06.900 Some of that shit's real shit. 1.00

01:12:08.820 Some of it's government shit. 1.00

01:12:10.380 Well. 0.99

01:12:10.660 someone's got a license fine we'll talk to him we'll talk to i just heard nancy said that uh 0.99

01:12:16.360 oh don't matt was talking to some i think she said uh a faggot with a 90s haircut uh she did 0.99

01:12:23.680 say that yeah and i said i didn't call him a faggot you know what it was his haircut people 0.99

01:12:30.020 were saying in the chat that he looked like uh david if david had his shit together oh yeah like 0.99

01:12:35.000 if i wasn't uh unable to lose a single fucking pound like a foot taller foot taller healthy 0.96

01:12:40.520 yeah more handsome he did guys handsome yeah did you guys see that episode did you did you like 0.96

01:12:46.820 that i didn't watch it you guys can join the straight bible uh patreon if you want to see

01:12:50.980 it early go check that out don't unsubscribe from ours yeah don't do that do that it's a lesser

01:12:57.120 show yeah remember that but it's a it's a fine show it's a fine show not every show is nephil

01:13:02.260 and death squad but no no they're in our shows like this right maybe you should stop calling 0.97

01:13:06.820 your guests faggots well it wasn't my guest you did that you did that i did not private chat i 0.99

01:13:13.620 said and i had i didn't even have them on the show don't make me pull up the receipts nancy 1.00

01:13:17.840 sometimes these orbs follow our cars to town and then we can see them wander back to their usual

01:13:22.380 hangout spots later that night their behavior is confusing most people can see them if they hang

01:13:27.580 around here after dark but they do not want to be seen by this one guy but they do not want to be

01:13:33.440 seen by this one guy. It's weird. A couple years ago, he got caught up in an abusive relationship

01:13:38.120 with a witch. He's kind of always been a bit of a simp, but we love him anyway and try to convince 0.85

01:13:43.620 him he might need help with this thing. I think she still has some kind of claim on him. He still

01:13:49.960 thinks tarot is good. Eye roll. Yeah. The orbs disappear or hide when he's around. They even ran

01:13:56.480 off while I was on the phone with him. An orb came over the tree line at my brother's farm and

01:14:01.440 wandered along the other side of the road while i was walking a dog at dusk walking a dog how many 1.00

01:14:06.480 fucking i mean you got like 50 fucking dogs yeah but this one bring your dogs to bro grove oh don't 1.00

01:14:11.420 do that all of them how annoying would that be that would be a fucking horrific yappy if you do 1.00

01:14:17.240 bring your dog put a fucking diaper on him tarot gang is pretty funny tarot that's pretty funny 0.99

01:14:21.900 yeah i like that um 20 20 dogs that's a lot of i could never do you name them no there's no fucking 1.00

01:14:30.560 Do you remember? 0.97

01:14:31.860 Kakaduki.

01:14:32.580 Yeah.

01:14:33.620 It's like all, just all of them.

01:14:34.940 Which one didn't eat?

01:14:35.660 We don't know.

01:14:36.520 All right.

01:14:37.320 So the orb came over the tree line.

01:14:39.800 A sparkly ball of light doesn't really have a front or a face, so I guess I just felt it.

01:14:46.180 It stopped and kind of turned to me and looked across the field.

01:14:50.120 I grabbed my dog because it felt ominous.

01:14:52.580 And then it was beelining right at me.

01:14:54.560 But advice from the podcast popped in my head.

01:14:56.600 I said loudly, in the name of Jesus, if you weren't here, if you weren't sent to do his will here, I command you not to come on my property and get out of here. 0.99

01:15:04.920 Damn. 0.99

01:15:05.480 It stopped right at the fence line and stared at me for a whole second, then turned its attention away and floated back the way it came. 1.00

01:15:12.380 Damn. 0.99

01:15:13.180 I called my brother to tell him it was back in his yard. 0.99

01:15:17.500 I didn't realize that commanding things in nonspecific language is not always a great idea.

01:15:22.980 More on that later.

01:15:24.240 Huh. 0.94

01:15:24.560 at least no other orbs have come onto my property since then what the fuck does that mean they don't

01:15:30.480 want anything to do with a witchcraft guy but it also isn't here for god's purposes and it respects 0.68

01:15:37.220 our commands in the name of jesus but it's also non-specific so you sent him back to your brother

01:15:41.060 right not cool yeah i've heard that like when you cast things out you got to be super specific about

01:15:45.960 where they go go to hell i say like like there was a time when i was really um suffering from

01:15:51.900 a lot of that in that house back in tampa and i forgot where i learned it from but it was this

01:15:58.540 idea of like if you tell if you cast the thing out it might just attach to somebody else that's

01:16:03.380 in your house you cast it out of your room it might just go sit in the living room you know

01:16:07.140 what i mean like gotta be really specific it's like a child like i just told i told my kid i was

01:16:10.780 like hey you just threw garbage on the floor yeah pick it up and then they pick it up and they put

01:16:16.300 it on the table and i was like you've got to be really really got to hold their hand and open it

01:16:20.740 Like, here, you go in the trash.

01:16:22.620 In the name of Jesus Christ, pick that up and put it in the trash can.

01:16:25.220 And they still might not get it.

01:16:26.240 Right.

01:16:26.820 Well, that's what I started doing that.

01:16:28.040 And I'd be like, you know, go where Jesus wills you to be.

01:16:31.860 Like, wherever God wants you, that's where you go. 0.99

01:16:35.340 Not fucking here. 1.00

01:16:36.880 You leave. 0.99

01:16:37.760 Because I was like, something came up and it was like this idea of like, what if it

01:16:40.720 attached to my neighbor?

01:16:42.280 Yeah.

01:16:42.620 And like, you know.

01:16:43.500 Their problem.

01:16:44.300 Well, it's spiritual warfare.

01:16:45.760 I don't want to be responsible for it. 0.99

01:16:47.040 I'm like, hey, you fucking go where Jesus wants you to go. 0.99

01:16:49.840 spiritual runoff you leave my house and my property and then you go wherever jesus tells 0.99

01:16:54.520 you to go amen that's confusing but i like it all right story two j6 principalities oh shit 0.99

01:17:04.960 so my horse is a war horse you just point him and shoot he always goes to where you point him period 0.98

01:17:11.260 damn that's cool he also has a miraculous sense of direction and could take me back to the trailer 0.94

01:17:16.640 in dc like autopilot just say let's go home and he gets happy double times it back to the snacks 0.98

01:17:22.660 hell yeah my uncle came around and he borrowed him on january 5th i knew this was gonna be a thing

01:17:28.520 he knew he needed a very trustworthy ride because it could get dangerous i bet you if you look for

01:17:34.240 these people like washington dc horse evangelist you're gonna see them well yeah i mean can't be 0.98

01:17:41.600 many go ahead and keep reading so he and my horse were in that j6 crowd yeah just fucking find a 0.96

01:17:47.320 horse in a j6 crowd there's going to be police horses and probably your horse he came home safe 0.92

01:17:53.000 uh but they put him on a no-fly list the weirdest thing my war horse wanted to go inside

01:18:00.960 hmm bones even tried to run at it and carry him upstairs what's that mean my uncle who is

01:18:08.180 A big, strong dude had to fight with him to keep him out of the building.

01:18:12.460 Whoa.

01:18:13.220 He even tried Let's Go Home.

01:18:15.240 Ultimately, he had to dismount and drag him away on foot.

01:18:18.360 I could not believe it.

01:18:19.580 Not my bonesy.

01:18:21.480 Just interesting, I guess.

01:18:23.140 My uncle was protected.

01:18:24.680 I guess he didn't feel the compulsion that I've heard people later describe.

01:18:28.820 Powers and principalities, man.

01:18:31.000 Compulsion to go inside?

01:18:32.880 Yeah, yeah.

01:18:33.800 Go figure. 1.00

01:18:35.420 Damn, she's mocking you with, uh... 1.00

01:18:37.100 Figure. 1.00

01:18:37.420 with the spelling of the word so yeah this is a way she's spelling it right uh

01:18:41.700 no okay number three don't get that that is a crazy oh this is a good question not about says

01:18:49.160 owly are you jacob chansley it's a fair question do you wear face paint from time to time are you 0.99

01:18:56.180 a goofy dumb cunt no she's not no that's what i think uh jacob chansley questions here no uh i do 0.99

01:19:04.260 i like i just like this story what the hell happened to your horse your uncle was fine but 1.00

01:19:09.000 the horse biting my horsey the horse got spooked out is he still like that or was it just something

01:19:14.040 that like just that moment i mean not a lot of pictures of horses to be perfectly honest in the

01:19:19.400 january 6th crowd it's just it's a lot bigger than i remember the amount of people that i'm saying 0.94

01:19:24.100 that's what i'm saying if you see a horse it's probably just gonna be one right one fucking 0.84

01:19:28.020 horse bonesy and he's spooked out number three dogs serpents demon winds and resurrection and 0.98

01:19:33.900 the face of evil one night i was feeding up what does that mean i was feeding up feeding it up

01:19:40.240 all right i guess yeah get fed up wait no you see owly how that's confusing right and came upon two 0.99

01:19:47.620 of my sweet dogs lying lifeless in their yard fuck man did they get to the antifreeze how many dogs 0.99

01:19:53.380 well two of them you know it tastes good right the 20 the antifreeze is yes very sweet it smells 1.00

01:19:58.600 It's like pumpkin pie. 1.00

01:19:59.720 Shit. 1.00

01:20:00.780 I checked for signs of life. 1.00

01:20:01.920 They were long gone.

01:20:03.380 Patrol for snakes.

01:20:04.500 Safety is priority number one.

01:20:06.240 I can't find one.

01:20:07.840 None of the dogs are talking.

01:20:09.740 They all just look bummed out.

01:20:11.480 I tearfully stood over the girl's body a long time to pray,

01:20:14.500 asking for forgiveness for somehow not protecting them.

01:20:19.120 Thanking God that he didn't let them suffer too much

01:20:21.660 and asking him to take care of them until I get there.

01:20:24.840 Writing this out and I just proofread it makes me cry all over again. 1.00

01:20:28.480 i love these kids that sucks man fucking dead dogs the worst dead dogs are the worst dog i mean 0.99

01:20:35.780 they're they're still chill but like just no i mean like yeah yeah but like seeing it yeah not 1.00

01:20:40.340 not cool wouldn't say like these like they suck but not like it's not like they suck like it just 0.97

01:20:45.740 sucks to be around because it's like yeah like you remember what it was and then it's just like 0.99

01:20:49.760 this stiff lifeless body and you're like oh man i wish i could remember this one's name 0.89

01:20:56.120 what'd you say nancy this is i know i'm making fun of your lunch but what did you say

01:21:02.140 very sad were you laughing like that

01:21:08.220 yeah it's all day it's all day today i know you i know i'm making fun of your lunch it's wild oh

01:21:15.640 my god as i sit in silent prayer i love dogs you ask yeah i hear they're good we just looked up 0.79

01:21:21.720 horse steaks only a moment ago so no judgment here sister never seen a nancy cook some dog meat 0.88

01:21:27.900 you gotta never seen a nancy cook a dog head 0.88

01:21:31.680 oh no why would you do that nance that's uh the wrong agent

01:21:39.580 silent in prayer the wind picked up and it was getting pretty loud it was doing that blowy and

01:21:46.940 directions thing again i was so upset and deeply in prayer i was just not catching on

01:21:53.320 then out of nowhere one of the dogs made a horrible gasp completely impossible my eyes

01:21:59.960 popped open horrified and right there the moccasin was just a foot from my toe the toe of my boot 0.94

01:22:06.520 oh damn it was headed right for me that girl kept breathing while what that girl kept breathing 0.99

01:22:15.620 while i relieved that thing of its head with my shovel oh shit man the wind whipped around me in 1.00

01:22:23.840 all crazy directions then it clicked i cast that shit out and heard it traveling away from me 0.99

01:22:29.420 through the woods heading north parallel to the road and it sounded like a freight train 0.98

01:22:33.800 whoa i feel like people that like she's got a lot of really crazy stories but like she's also

01:22:41.420 i imagine and and ali confirm you know or not that if you're dealing with all these animals

01:22:48.480 you probably you got a big space seems like there's a tree line close to her based off of

01:22:55.020 what she just said like you're in tune with nature not in a gay pagan way yep right but like you're

01:23:03.660 you're out there all the time dealing with um you know it's like if you if you live all your life 0.85

01:23:10.420 in a cubicle you might not pick up on all these things winds and and shit like that and you know

01:23:15.820 to be able to determine that there's a spirit moving away from you that you cast it out um but

01:23:19.620 when you're out in these elements all the time and you're also you know grounded in christ you

01:23:24.720 probably have a real sensitivity to these things where a lot of other people it might go over their

01:23:28.980 head you know so in that way it's kind of like i'm imagining just somebody that's closer to

01:23:37.260 um the elements just not in that in that kind of gay pagan like native american way no i mean you

01:23:44.780 should be this is where you this is where you work this is your like livelihood this is where

01:23:48.840 you are all the time so like yeah my house i go out like in that middle of that field there 1.00

01:23:53.100 i'll go out there often it'll be nighttime so most of the time looking for this fucking dumb dog 0.99

01:23:57.320 and uh but like it'll be pitch pitch black and i know what's going on out there like you can hear 0.99

01:24:03.400 stuff you can feel stuff you can see if something's wrong yeah ali says outside at all hours of every

01:24:08.120 single day you feel like i you know there's a distinct like she described but you got to pay

01:24:13.560 attention to it like when i first moved to this property yeah it was overwhelming being because

01:24:18.200 i'm from a city so everything's all jammed up and closed in it was overwhelming like my senses were

01:24:22.760 overwhelmed being there so like you don't really feel anything yeah you just kind of like are not

01:24:27.240 because you're getting too much you have to turn that off too much information yeah yeah desensitized

01:24:31.880 right because it's just over stimulation but when she was describing that knowing like

01:24:36.440 instinctively when a when a uh snake is very dangerous you know like and the animals also

01:24:41.800 notice that whereas like i think she said oak snakes or something like that don't set off that

01:24:45.960 same feeling you know there's like being in tune with it whereas yeah if you're in the city every 0.93

01:24:50.520 fucking crackhead you pass is setting off this super dangerous you know thing but you've got to 0.81

01:24:54.760 turn it off in order to operate yeah and so uh yeah i think that's probably really bad for us 1.00

01:25:00.760 So snakes are crackheads.

01:25:02.160 Yes. 1.00

01:25:03.840 Alright, so I cast that shit out and heard it traveling away from me through the woods. 0.99

01:25:08.240 Heard a north parallel wind like a road, like a freight train. 0.99

01:25:11.320 It had gone a good distance away.

01:25:12.780 Good old Grandma Lightning sighed out deeply and finally left for her home. 0.59

01:25:19.480 Wow, that's crazy. 0.71

01:25:20.540 So the dog that was dying warned her.

01:25:24.560 She'd only come back long enough to warn me and save me that night.

01:25:27.940 Wow. 0.99

01:25:28.240 this is when i learned exactly how specific and legalistic this warfare shit could be 0.99

01:25:33.360 the neighbors up the road to my north found their daughter dead the next morning whoa 0.98

01:25:37.580 she was diabetic uh but it was still a big shock she was only 43 not much older than me 1.00

01:25:44.380 yeah because you're fucking old damn dog you sent the fucking demon you killed that bitch what the 1.00

01:25:49.180 fuck yo that's crazy what are you doing no that's messed up owly owly just killed that diabetic 1.00

01:25:57.240 bitch that's not she had to come in yeah that's true uh maybe i shouldn't but i feel like i might 1.00

01:26:03.800 have missed something when i cast that thing out of my place i'm still learning and at least i 0.94

01:26:08.880 think i'm improving that's exactly what i said though right you cast the thing out it goes and 0.84

01:26:12.200 fucks your neighbor up ali sometimes you need well she says gotta learn somehow that's right 0.61

01:26:19.000 sometimes we make mistakes ali and that's okay she learned we're just learning it's just worrying 0.98

01:26:24.940 that there might be repercussions for getting into a fight when you don't know the rules of 0.97

01:26:28.500 engagement yeah damn man that's heavy the following the following week lightning's daughter gabby just 0.98

01:26:36.080 outright told me to drop what i was doing and get a shovel i can't explain it i was feeding up again 0.98

01:26:41.220 and i literally just felt her say not words just the idea smacked me in the face and i dropped the 0.99

01:26:47.060 bucket to everyone else's dismay what the fuck mom you know like she's she's feeding the dog yeah 0.99

01:26:52.160 Gabby wasn't looking at the bucket she was looking at 1.00

01:26:55.020 And yelling at me

01:26:56.380 Somehow I knew exactly where to look

01:26:58.840 Pretty far from where either of us were standing 1.00

01:27:00.900 Again a big bitch water 1.00

01:27:03.020 Moccasin popped out of a hole and came 1.00

01:27:04.960 Right at me

01:27:05.540 It went at one foot then the other

01:27:08.760 Then zipped around behind and underneath

01:27:11.120 As I tap danced all around it 1.00

01:27:12.700 Jeez man what the fuck 1.00

01:27:14.100 These things are nasty I'm so glad 0.99

01:27:15.400 I mean we have them here but I'm glad that they're not like

01:27:18.280 On my property like that

01:27:19.860 like i think we've done a pretty good job but that's the thing though when you have like animals

01:27:24.420 like this and it's kind of rural and it's yeah they're out there most of the time the other

01:27:28.500 animals but your dog does it good though like he keeps an eye out for like predatory tortoises

01:27:32.020 right oh i don't want to talk about that's illegal um predatory you know like there's

01:27:37.940 real dangerous tortoises that he catches they're just trying to fight i couldn't get my aim for a

01:27:43.220 clean chop with the doing crazy shit so fast but i was uh it was frustrated by my dance moves 0.99

01:27:48.580 it turned and went straight for another dog nearby just nasty fucking a man on a mission i took chase 0.99

01:27:54.580 and kind of used the shovel like a javelin got him pinned him down just a foot away from flash 0.98

01:27:59.620 it was frozen like a deer in headlights okay safe now that's it that's what we did me and my cousin

01:28:04.500 were out there we found uh um what is that one called the the red and yellow it has like red and

01:28:09.780 yellow right now a coral coral snake yeah real small one red yellow and black yeah and it was

01:28:14.740 was just going through the weeds and we we got it with a rake boink pinned it down and then took a 0.93

01:28:19.080 gun on blap blapped him fucking where's my where's my sound effect blap blap that's it three rounds 0.99

01:28:25.000 i was just one round fuck him that was great that was the last one we seen on the property 0.99

01:28:29.600 but those things are the other ones got the message yeah they're like yo not not these guys 0.99

01:28:34.760 um man all right so uh safe now but this pin snake was still trying to get at me waving its fangs

01:28:42.120 mouth wide open violently trying to reach me then it strained its head up toward my face

01:28:46.940 just enough to lock eyes with me the evil intent on its face it was possessed by pure hatred and

01:28:53.100 malice i had to shake it off to tear my eyes away then i jumped all my weight onto the shovel to 0.92

01:28:58.900 dispatch that dickhead serpent it made me think that we could be way fallen wait it made me think 0.90

01:29:06.300 that could be the way Fallen 0.89

01:29:08.460 would look at us.

01:29:10.220 It wouldn't make any animals suffer.

01:29:12.680 I wouldn't make any animals suffer, 1.00

01:29:14.500 even a nasty fat bastard like him. 1.00

01:29:16.980 I also didn't 1.00

01:29:17.860 feel conflicted about getting it done.

01:29:20.500 Humanely, of course.

01:29:21.380 His intent was to cause

01:29:23.300 suffering, for sure. His body kept

01:29:25.380 trying to get at me

01:29:26.380 for a long time. I had to stay there

01:29:29.400 and keep his pieces safely contained until

01:29:31.340 his nervous system finally ran out of juice.

01:29:33.480 Not cool. 0.99

01:29:34.020 yeah man snakes are fucking snakes really are not great dude it is crazy that like even a 1.00

01:29:40.180 decapitated head yeah like there's every once in a while some dumb ass cuts the head off one with 1.00

01:29:45.760 like a shovel or something that picks the head up and then it's fucking bitten yeah and you're 1.00

01:29:49.280 still fucked nuts yep p.s uh by a series of absolute miracles i got the last two vip tickets 0.99

01:29:56.940 Oh, that's awesome. 0.98

01:30:01.980 That's awesome.

01:30:03.480 I really don't get out much, and my friends are mostly quadrupeds.

01:30:08.060 So I hope someone will politely swat at me and go psst, psst,

01:30:12.420 if I accidentally wag my tail in public.

01:30:14.680 Sadly, it's very common.

01:30:16.120 This is a dog the whole time.

01:30:17.620 This is a dog been writing to us. 1.00

01:30:19.980 Better grammar than the last Mexican that we read about. 1.00

01:30:24.100 If you want to help the dogs out, too, P.S., P.P.S., tell everyone you know, no adoption fees for my homies, but only for really good, dangerously retarded homes. 1.00

01:30:35.080 That's awesome. 0.98

01:30:35.960 Let's put the link on here.

01:30:39.520 Actually, we could pull up the page, right?

01:30:41.020 Yeah, let's pull up the page.

01:30:42.140 Southern Sunshine Beagles.

01:30:43.500 Oh, they are cute.

01:30:44.640 Oh, come on.

01:30:45.720 All right, here we go.

01:30:46.660 okay so you can click adopt or apply to adopt and she says write me something useful in the

01:30:53.040 application so i can match personalities that might fit with lifestyles and families

01:30:57.180 she's got personality that's awesome um yeah so southern sunshine beagles.com look at these guys

01:31:04.540 oh my gosh she says they're not loud i do like it look at it i like the dog yeah they're very nice

01:31:11.040 look at that is that an old one is that anthony fauci's favorite breed yeah this is what uh

01:31:17.300 honestly that kind of makes it like the conspiracy mascot dog kind of right right because fauci tried

01:31:22.460 to put their heads and try to yeah and he had um what kind of flies with it mayflies or something 0.97

01:31:27.540 like that eat their fucking skulls like eat them alive yeah i mean even for the like they are 0.98

01:31:33.040 adorable not a bad price either i mean these are these are great dogs not a big dog not a big dog 1.00

01:31:39.500 my wife and i go back and forth sometimes about the dog my wife yeah don't do it she's a big pain 0.98

01:31:46.220 in the ass no i mean my dog just cost me like four grand right eating uh xylitol gum is very 0.99

01:31:53.320 poisonous yeah don't let your dogs eat xylitol i didn't and fleas that's what it was i said 1.00

01:31:58.280 mayflies i'm retarded yeah didn't let him eat it he just did it uh because he's a dick but yeah 0.96

01:32:04.400 southern sunshine beagles.com i'm gonna put i'll put it in the comments as well so that way people 0.91

01:32:09.320 could see it go check it out man what is that isn't that kind of true i mean i would say that 0.98

01:32:14.260 that's the the conspiracy mascot dog now it should be it should be because of what fauci fucking did 0.94

01:32:19.680 like yeah every conspiracy theorist that has a dog i wonder if matt will let us keep one in the 0.97

01:32:25.220 shop shop dog hell yeah shop eagle we got a shop eagle i like that that was a great uh submission 0.97

01:32:32.320 and owly and i actually want to say let that be the standard you assholes uh take note from owly 0.71

01:32:38.660 and and uh you know just do your best with the grammar and if you're gonna write us 17 pages 0.83

01:32:45.100 you know make sure it's fun make them good make them good lie to us whatever do we have any other

01:32:49.800 stories nance is snoopy a beagle uh snoopy was a cartoon i don't know if snoopy was a beagle

01:32:58.020 Snoopy Beagle

01:32:59.220 I know

01:32:59.640 Scooby was a

01:33:01.520 Great Dane 0.99

01:33:02.180 Shut up 1.00

01:33:07.380 Shut the fuck up 1.00

01:33:08.380 Nancy do we have 1.00

01:33:09.220 Any other stories

01:33:09.840 Or are we going to

01:33:10.200 End this show right now

01:33:11.000 What are we doing

01:33:11.560 I don't know

01:33:13.000 Which ones you read

01:33:13.860 Did you put them

01:33:15.060 In the red file

01:33:15.740 She doesn't

01:33:16.820 There's no files

01:33:18.180 There's no files

01:33:18.800 We're just sitting here

01:33:19.580 In the Chronicles email

01:33:20.480 Because

01:33:20.940 We're just struggling

01:33:21.780 We're struggling out here

01:33:23.340 Baby girl

01:33:23.880 It's really not

01:33:25.500 It's not been easy

01:33:26.600 i put this story in drive last night hey who remembers the one that we thought was ai oh

01:33:34.280 i got one which file are you looking at so so this one's gonna be fast no wait wait can we

01:33:45.000 read the one that we thought was ai no because it's very long and i don't know where we stop

01:33:49.500 so i have to look at the whole thing and apparently he sent us an email being like god no longer wants

01:33:54.280 me to harp on the demonic encounters of my life oh that's what he said yeah so i'm like okay does

01:33:59.420 that mean that we shouldn't read that i i found him i found him yeah we do have one short one

01:34:06.520 no he just emailed us again what'd he say today i was listening to chronicles yeah oh yeah see

01:34:13.820 cory uh i don't care if you ever read my story i feel like god spoke to me after you didn't

01:34:21.600 Man, we're just destroying people.

01:34:23.220 It's just crazy because it was set up like, you've got to tell me the truth.

01:34:26.480 Who is that?

01:34:27.820 Corey.

01:34:28.680 Okay, Corey, did you use AI to help you structure that story? 0.91

01:34:33.820 Because there's no fucking way that I missed it. 0.85

01:34:36.900 And that's fine. 0.97

01:34:37.480 I'm not saying that that's a disqualifier.

01:34:39.820 But I know how AI talks because we use it to make our descriptions for our shows.

01:34:46.700 And it talks just like that.

01:34:48.680 He already addressed that in the email.

01:34:51.600 What'd he say?

01:34:52.660 The angry email.

01:34:53.580 It's not AI.

01:34:55.800 Yeah, yeah, but I think it, yeah, the story's not AI,

01:34:58.560 but I think he used AI to help him type it out.

01:35:02.400 Bless you, Nancy.

01:35:03.660 All right, so go ahead, read your story, David.

01:35:05.880 Well, this is a short one.

01:35:07.960 I feel really bad about this, Corey.

01:35:09.400 No, we're going to read Corey's story.

01:35:11.320 I just had to figure out where we stopped

01:35:12.900 because we got like halfway through that story.

01:35:15.480 Yeah.

01:35:15.780 So I had to go back, listen to that episode,

01:35:17.200 figure out where we stopped, and then pick it back up again.

01:35:19.200 I think the name of this show should be,

01:35:20.400 Did we read this?

01:35:22.760 Did we read this?

01:35:23.820 That's actually part of the...

01:35:25.940 That's like when I used to do timeline cleanse,

01:35:30.120 and I would do 10 minutes without the mic on.

01:35:32.760 Yeah.

01:35:33.840 Yeah, yeah.

01:35:34.620 He's lying like when your teacher catches you cheating.

01:35:36.620 It's okay, Corey, if you used AI to structure the story 1.00

01:35:41.260 and say, like, hey, this is written like shit, AI. 0.99

01:35:43.960 Can you help me? 1.00

01:35:44.780 Yeah.

01:35:45.280 That's fine.

01:35:45.780 Did you guys read Queen of Heaven?

01:35:48.620 That's actually what I got open right here.

01:35:51.200 Okay.

01:35:51.620 Okay.

01:35:52.200 So let's read that. 1.00

01:35:53.240 Queen of...

01:35:53.840 Oh, yeah, they know what we want to hear.

01:35:55.580 So this is very short. 0.98

01:35:57.140 Damn, they wrote this in old, bold capitals. 0.99

01:35:58.900 Giant letters. 0.99

01:35:59.780 Okay, good.

01:36:00.360 This is from Max.

01:36:01.880 Max with three Xs.

01:36:03.500 Max says,

01:36:04.440 So I am going to apologize first. 1.00

01:36:06.300 I'm not much of a writer, so this might be completely retarded. 1.00

01:36:09.020 Well, you could just put it into AI and then tell AI to write it for you, 1.00

01:36:11.660 and then I'll notice the speech patterns and say that AI made this up,

01:36:14.000 and then I won't read it.

01:36:14.680 you guys have been covering a lot about this topic of the queen of heaven and i can't help

01:36:20.620 but think of an experience i had about 10 years ago i was visiting my brother-in-law up in the

01:36:26.040 pacific northwest and while on his on this trip we had gone camping at the time he had been

01:36:33.760 experimenting with a lot of hallucinogenic drugs and earlier before we went camping he had purchased

01:36:38.420 some salvia from the local smoke no shop i think no is not meant to be there from the local smoke

01:36:46.900 shop in olympia we were hanging around the campfire and we decided to try smoking this salvia 0.97

01:36:53.060 fuck dude let me tell you smoking salvia next to a fire risky business that's risky business 0.99

01:36:58.460 because you kind of do stuff yeah we're like you might be like ah and the next thing you know you're 1.00

01:37:03.440 rolling around in the fire might get you a story on chronicles i mean i've seen you ever seen the

01:37:07.720 video where the dude like freaks out and then gets up on his sofa and behind his sofa there's a

01:37:12.380 window and he just falls through the glass window wasn't the uh drinking out of cups guy salvia too

01:37:18.100 uh so supposedly that was lsd i don't know how much i buy that i don't imagine it was salvia 0.98

01:37:23.040 though because you can't really say much of anything on salvia you just fucking go 0.91

01:37:27.180 like it's fucking you're barely human on salvia it's crazy three minutes of just not being in 0.98

01:37:34.840 this realm at all um we were hanging that thomas likes right it's interesting because it's certainly 0.98

01:37:40.940 not addictive yeah and it only lasts not profound it's just bizarre oh it's profound to become two

01:37:48.340 dimensional is a profound experience it's it's super crazy but when you when you come out of it

01:37:54.980 there is no residual you're just out of it you're back to normal like you're totally back to normal

01:38:01.460 there's no like you drink and you're drunk and you don't feel good or you smoke and you're high

01:38:06.880 for a long time this is like you smoke you disappear for about three to four minutes although

01:38:11.920 i think thomas says he's aware of like strains that'll put you in there for 20 minutes i don't

01:38:16.000 see any reason to go visit the two-dimensional realm for 20 minutes three minutes is a fascinating

01:38:20.060 experience and uh and when you come out of it you're just back baby like you're back and it's

01:38:24.860 all fucking good we're back and we're better than ever it's crazy atma says it salvia will drop kick 0.98

01:38:28.980 your ass into a different timeline and never a good one i agree with this oh yeah yeah yeah yeah 1.00

01:38:33.860 yeah fuck you scott uh we're hanging out around the campfire we decided to try smoking this salvia 1.00

01:38:39.960 he had bought i was skeptical thinking this stuff was nothing more than fake weed nope dude it's 1.00

01:38:45.140 fucking crazy and would have no effect other than giving us both a headache i was the first to go 0.94

01:38:50.520 and i took a hit off the pipe and was not prepared there is simply no way to prepare 0.98

01:38:56.460 you cannot prepare for what salvia is going to put you through i can only describe what

01:39:02.200 i experience as astro projection i'm the inside of this plastic straw

01:39:06.460 i had left my body and found myself traveling through space surrounded by a kaleidoscope of

01:39:15.000 infinite timelines yeah sure i mean and that's the thing is it's not really cohesive like

01:39:21.920 it gives you a lot of experiences ari shafir famously lived a life for eight months i think

01:39:30.300 under the ocean with his under the ocean family it just sounds like whatever testimony is coming 0.97

01:39:35.040 out of seth's book it's crazy yeah it is like how about that faggot salvia does enough where 0.99

01:39:40.720 these entities go like i don't know man just fucking they'll like shake a magic eight ball 0.99

01:39:44.500 of fucking probabilities and then just give you whatever pops up yeah the best way i can think 0.98

01:39:49.760 to articulate what i saw or the closest i can get to explaining it is like uh interlinking lives 0.99

01:39:56.560 that were spiraling forever almost like film reels all moving in and out connecting to each other

01:40:04.720 infinitely that reminds me a lot of um mother horse eyes yeah where they're describing like

01:40:11.400 these geometric patterns we should do a review of that show oh we have to do one this week yeah

01:40:17.300 uh maybe we could do it tomorrow but chat what are you doing tomorrow yeah what are you guys 0.99

01:40:22.560 doing tomorrow you want to hang out maybe be around you want to listen to the fucking story 0.88

01:40:27.100 maybe too by the way guys if you're really hurting for uh uh vip tickets if you create enough of a 0.86

01:40:33.420 demand we might be able we have to have some conversations we might be able to put a couple

01:40:37.680 more up for sale so let us know um it's illegal it could be uh moving in and out connecting to

01:40:43.460 each other infinitely it just sounds like that geometry thing where some of the people with

01:40:46.240 other horse eyes were able to uh what is it perceive the fourth dimension a woman appeared

01:40:52.520 to me a woman what's up what's up said from where from turning point who's that

01:41:02.640 uh a woman appeared to me she was shining in gold her hair and skin were gold and she had a long 0.65

01:41:11.280 flowing dress that was light purple color and gave the guys from turning i know that's why

01:41:16.560 that's why i was like let me see this so it lost me as soon as he said he's from turning 0.72

01:41:24.880 all right anyway um so uh she's shining in gold and her hair and her skin were gold and she had a 0.73

01:41:32.400 long flowing dress that was light purple she seemed to be floating among the chaos out in

01:41:37.120 in the universe she looked at me with an expression of mild annoyance and pity she smoked and said

01:41:42.360 you have to go back she then made a gesture with her hand and i felt like i was falling

01:41:48.200 and swept back into the frame of the moment of my life where i was sitting back into my camp chair

01:41:55.220 slumped over with a pipe and a lighter in my hand that is crazy nuts just like out of it that's

01:42:02.540 crazy as hell so he took the hit yeah oh yeah pretty bro i mean you know who knows he from 0.63

01:42:09.340 from your perspective if you were watching your homie do that you're probably laughing at him he's 1.00

01:42:13.260 going like that he just made contact with the divine feminine she said get the fuck out of here 1.00

01:42:23.940 and then and then sometimes they'll do this they'll go 0.98

01:42:25.460 and you're so it's fun for you if you're watching it's a lot of fun um so that experience scared

01:42:36.600 the shit out of me and i never touched salvia again appreciate you guys been following you

01:42:40.620 since the start of tower gang wow shout out to tarot gang tarot gang it's been cool to see your

01:42:47.360 journey that was a cool story that was cool i like a salvia story we had some good stories today i 0.98

01:42:52.460 must say a lot less a lot less faggots writing in tonight what are you doing i'm trying to get 0.99

01:42:59.920 the light to get me to sneeze but it's gone now that's not that's not how that works at all it 0.99

01:43:04.900 works for me when the light wasn't enough light if this light was on i would have sneezed do we

01:43:08.840 have anything else to address chen do you sneeze when you look at the light we have big titty 1.00

01:43:13.280 bitches talking about the nephilim we got the orthodox church we have nancy not fucking doing 0.99

01:43:17.720 her job of doing anything and a couple of great stories of beagles fucking thing i did 1.00

01:43:28.360 oh you liar i like me you're not like that she's around you're not looking at the right file i 0.99

01:43:33.720 don't know what you're talking about oh nancy oh by the way um we did get to see the nds video game 0.96

01:43:41.640 oh yeah we did right before this show started uh we got a sneak preview of two of the levels and

01:43:49.320 some of the gameplay dave miller is crushing on that shout out to dave miller and it's very much

01:43:53.560 inspired by uh some of the chat knows this my personal favorite one of my personal favorite

01:43:58.120 nostalgic video games which is mega man x um and we stole some of the mechanics from mega man x

01:44:02.840 but i don't think it's illegal to do that probably we're working on uh having it available to play

01:44:08.600 at brohemian grove we'll probably have a demo available yeah yeah demo of like a level or two

01:44:13.560 or something like that it it's really it's actually really cool i don't even know what to say i'm

01:44:17.080 looking at it and i'm going like this it's insane it's just like i'm gonna they put me in a video

01:44:22.120 game with lobster powers and it it's really cool it is really cool all right is that it we just 0.99

01:44:28.920 want to tell everybody about our cool stuff and then get out of here bet you the orthodox church 0.75

01:44:31.800 doesn't have a video game no i don't think so 0.97

01:44:36.620 they bred with daughters of men and they will do it again the end is written in the book

01:44:49.800 in the pages they foreseen 0.95

01:44:53.800 Death Squad

01:44:55.500 Death Squad

01:44:59.680 Death Squad

01:45:03.840 Death Squad

01:45:06.860 Never look, Death Squad

01:45:17.180 When the last trumpet sounds

01:45:19.280 And the heavens

Nephilim Death Squad - May 18, 2026

War Horse of The Apocalypse ｜ NDS Chronicles

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