Nephilim Death Squad - December 31, 2024


Was The Little Mermaid a Nephilim? - Daddy Daughter Discussion


Episode Stats

Length

36 minutes

Words per Minute

148.3733

Word Count

5,345

Sentence Count

840

Misogynist Sentences

44

Hate Speech Sentences

16


Summary

My daughter wants to know what a mermaid really is and I try to explain it to her but she doesn t get it. I finally explain it and she doesn't get it and we have a heated debate about it.


Transcript

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00:00:15.660 We are being hypnotized by people like this.
00:00:21.700 Newsreaders, politicians, teachers, lecturers.
00:00:25.820 We are in a country and in a world that is being run by unbelievably sick people.
00:00:34.760 The chasm between what we're told is going on and what is really going on is absolutely different.
00:00:40.640 Oh, yeah, dude. There's some Nephilim shit.
00:00:43.500 It's like we all know what's going down.
00:00:45.680 We know we're saying shit what happened to the home of the brave.
00:00:49.200 They're controlling this now.
00:00:50.880 We know we're talking about how they made us try to be slaves.
00:00:53.780 And everybody's just walking around.
00:00:56.080 Not in the clouds.
00:00:56.740 I want to wake up to a dead in the grave.
00:00:59.220 But it's too late.
00:01:00.200 We need to be ready to raise up.
00:01:02.060 Welcome to the end of day.
00:01:03.760 Everybody is late.
00:01:05.200 Only some are aware that the government released...
00:01:07.600 The first part of this episode might be gone.
00:01:10.260 Let's start it over.
00:01:11.220 Are you ready?
00:01:12.660 Okay.
00:01:13.880 Welcome back to NDS.
00:01:16.840 Okay, that's much better.
00:01:17.900 Our audio quality is coming through.
00:01:19.860 We're all good.
00:01:21.820 This is my daughter.
00:01:22.720 We're going to be doing an episode on...
00:01:25.960 It's going to be a very meta episode.
00:01:27.620 Do you know what that means?
00:01:28.880 Meta?
00:01:30.340 It's going to be an episode about an episode about an episode.
00:01:33.920 So, again, I want to know why you want to do podcasting.
00:01:38.820 You watch me do it and you say that you want to do a show.
00:01:42.740 So, let me know.
00:01:44.760 What do you...
00:01:45.180 This place is cool.
00:01:46.560 That's a lie.
00:01:47.540 Do you like the room?
00:01:48.480 Do you like the setup?
00:01:49.840 I like the bathroom.
00:01:50.780 She likes the signs and all that.
00:01:53.480 What do you find cool about podcasts?
00:01:56.200 I guess you watch some YouTube, right?
00:01:58.740 Well, at YouTube that I watch, I see you and I see your videos.
00:02:07.300 I see the picture at YouTube where the kids stuff are sometimes.
00:02:13.280 You see my videos where the kids stuff is?
00:02:16.520 Okay, that's a problem, YouTube.
00:02:18.440 They want to know when are you going to be talking with Joe Rogan?
00:02:21.700 She doesn't seem like she's interested about talking to Joe Rogan.
00:02:32.120 The first episode you were on, we talked about the Fallen Angels, right?
00:02:36.360 Yeah.
00:02:36.660 So, you wanted to...
00:02:37.600 I mean, she said she's going to do a show about...
00:02:40.400 Mermaids.
00:02:40.580 A podcast about Fallen Angels, but I don't know.
00:02:43.320 Mermaids.
00:02:43.760 I said mermaids next time.
00:02:45.740 Right.
00:02:46.140 You wanted to discuss mermaids this time.
00:02:48.580 What do you think mermaids are?
00:02:50.820 Fists.
00:02:51.960 Fish?
00:02:52.560 I mean, they have the bodies of fish, but then the upper body is like...
00:02:55.860 But how about the feet?
00:02:57.700 Yeah, their feet.
00:02:58.380 Looks like fish.
00:02:59.300 They have fish feet, but how about their heads?
00:03:01.860 No.
00:03:02.820 They have hair on their feet.
00:03:04.720 Hair.
00:03:05.260 They have hair.
00:03:06.160 They have hair.
00:03:06.820 That's right.
00:03:07.200 Fish don't have hair and they have human...
00:03:08.660 They have fins.
00:03:09.260 They have human faces and they have arms too, right?
00:03:13.340 Yeah.
00:03:13.800 I don't know.
00:03:14.220 Should I tell her what a mermaid really is?
00:03:17.000 Would you even believe me?
00:03:18.720 Yeah.
00:03:19.800 I don't know.
00:03:20.200 Wait, did you believe me about the elf on the shelf?
00:03:22.540 Yeah.
00:03:23.160 Well, a tiny bit.
00:03:24.360 What do you mean?
00:03:24.880 Can you tell them about that?
00:03:26.580 The elf on the shelf moves every day at Christmas Day, Christmas Eve, and on Christmas Day we
00:03:35.800 can touch them, but on some of the days we can't.
00:03:40.360 Okay.
00:03:40.860 And what did Daddy say about the elves?
00:03:42.840 They're just toys.
00:03:44.300 Well, it doesn't let us touch them.
00:03:46.960 That they're just toys?
00:03:48.080 Yeah.
00:03:48.640 Do you believe me or do you believe Vuela?
00:03:51.340 Okay.
00:03:51.720 All right.
00:03:52.960 All right.
00:03:53.040 We're making some progress here.
00:03:56.340 We're making some progress.
00:03:57.120 Some people...
00:03:57.820 A ginster says, the fish shouldn't have hair.
00:04:00.940 That's right.
00:04:01.640 Yeah.
00:04:02.220 It's weird.
00:04:03.560 When fish have hair, that would be so stupid.
00:04:06.340 Yeah.
00:04:06.840 So are mermaids stupid?
00:04:08.380 No!
00:04:09.340 But they're fish with hair.
00:04:11.560 Them are mermaids, not fish.
00:04:13.560 Oh.
00:04:14.120 They're a little bit like...
00:04:14.900 They have scales.
00:04:15.920 Fists have scales, but different.
00:04:17.860 Okay.
00:04:19.560 They have scales, but slightly different.
00:04:21.820 Huh.
00:04:22.220 I can't see you.
00:04:23.460 They want to see you.
00:04:23.820 I forgot to show you something, guys.
00:04:27.060 Ready?
00:04:27.440 No.
00:04:28.080 All right.
00:04:28.780 Show it to them, I guess.
00:04:30.020 I will be right back.
00:04:32.480 I told her that this wouldn't be a very conducive part to the episode because some of it might
00:04:36.680 be...
00:04:37.000 Maybe I'll put it on audio.
00:04:38.500 Oh, yeah.
00:04:39.740 Vuela's going to watch this.
00:04:41.540 Vuela will watch it and you'll show her your real baby.
00:04:44.560 Very weird looking baby.
00:04:46.740 Nephilim looking baby.
00:04:48.080 It is stupid.
00:04:49.340 Anyway, mermaids...
00:04:51.820 Mermaids are in all kinds of mythology.
00:04:56.240 Do you know what mythology is?
00:04:57.400 No.
00:04:58.140 No.
00:04:58.600 Do you want to know?
00:04:59.480 Yeah.
00:05:00.260 Mythology is just like old stories that people tell.
00:05:05.080 So...
00:05:05.680 What about the little mermaid?
00:05:08.340 Little mermaid is new telling of an old story.
00:05:15.620 You understand?
00:05:17.140 Yeah.
00:05:17.360 So mermaids are older, way older than the cartoon, The Little Mermaid.
00:05:23.960 I think it might actually be based on...
00:05:26.880 Um, I hate Ursula on that part.
00:05:29.480 Yeah.
00:05:30.420 Ursula was the bad guy, but...
00:05:32.340 No, it's not...
00:05:33.780 He's not the bad guy.
00:05:35.340 He's not a guy.
00:05:36.500 Girl.
00:05:37.120 It's a girl, yeah.
00:05:38.160 What is she?
00:05:38.660 Like an octopus?
00:05:39.500 Yeah.
00:05:39.700 Yeah, she's the bad girl in the bad girl in that movie, but in the original...
00:05:44.260 The bad girl.
00:05:45.400 Why is Mr. Grinch still bad?
00:05:47.440 Yeah.
00:05:47.940 In the original part of The Little Mermaid, The Little Mermaid was bad also.
00:05:52.960 Did you know that?
00:05:53.720 Huh?
00:05:54.580 Mm-hmm.
00:05:55.120 The Little Mermaid was bad?
00:05:57.460 Yeah.
00:05:57.840 He rescued the king.
00:06:03.300 She rescued the prince.
00:06:04.540 Well, she rescued the sailor.
00:06:07.160 No, he rescued the king too.
00:06:09.620 If you remember, he turned into a little thing.
00:06:12.300 At the end, yeah.
00:06:13.720 But the king is...
00:06:14.940 What's his name?
00:06:15.740 Triton?
00:06:16.360 Yeah.
00:06:17.120 Yeah.
00:06:17.500 That's supposed to be in the old story.
00:06:20.220 I think that means that he's Zeus.
00:06:24.320 Mm-hmm.
00:06:27.060 Do you know what Zeus is?
00:06:28.720 What?
00:06:29.440 We're going to be ruining this old, like The Little Mermaid for her.
00:06:34.460 Zeus is...
00:06:35.860 Why does mermaids eat seaweed?
00:06:40.360 To get to the other side.
00:06:41.920 No.
00:06:42.580 Why do mermaids eat seaweed?
00:06:46.640 I don't know.
00:06:47.240 I heard that mermaids eat people.
00:06:49.800 No!
00:06:51.320 Big...
00:06:51.760 Bigfoot eat mermaids.
00:06:55.480 What was that?
00:06:56.680 Bigfoot eat mermaids.
00:06:58.560 Bigfoot might eat mermaids.
00:07:00.180 It does!
00:07:01.580 You remember from the last time that I talked about Bigfoot?
00:07:06.840 That's right.
00:07:07.480 Yeah, we did discuss.
00:07:08.600 He does...
00:07:09.100 He has...
00:07:09.520 He survives on a diet of mermaids and grass or rocks.
00:07:14.480 What else does he eat?
00:07:15.220 Anyway, not the point.
00:07:18.260 We're getting distracted.
00:07:20.180 Her father, the guy with the...
00:07:23.220 The...
00:07:24.340 It's called a triton.
00:07:25.780 It looks like a fork.
00:07:26.660 Remember that?
00:07:27.300 He's holding it.
00:07:27.860 Like, it was lapsed people.
00:07:31.300 That's right.
00:07:31.980 Thunder and the triton.
00:07:33.900 He's, uh...
00:07:35.180 His original name is supposed to be Zeus.
00:07:37.980 And Zeus is...
00:07:39.980 Guess what?
00:07:41.700 Zeus is a fallen angel.
00:07:44.420 Well, he's a mermaid, though!
00:07:46.700 In that story, he is.
00:07:49.440 But in mythology, in other stories, he's a fallen angel.
00:07:54.820 So, when they retell you that story, it's...
00:07:58.660 I just feel like licking my foot.
00:08:00.560 Don't do that.
00:08:01.520 We have to do...
00:08:02.420 We're doing a focus podcast here.
00:08:04.100 We're doing a show where I'm debunking The Little Mermaid to you.
00:08:08.000 How do you feel about that?
00:08:11.760 If...
00:08:12.160 If The Little Mermaid's father was a fallen angel, what does that mean?
00:08:16.760 He's the devil.
00:08:18.600 Oh.
00:08:19.360 Could be, or something else.
00:08:20.620 But what do you think that...
00:08:21.340 What does that make Ariel?
00:08:23.280 The devil.
00:08:25.180 Not the devil.
00:08:26.320 The fallen angel to her.
00:08:29.060 It makes her a Nephilim.
00:08:30.800 Oh!
00:08:34.560 What do you think about that?
00:08:38.000 It's so stupid.
00:08:40.240 I know.
00:08:41.080 It's stupid.
00:08:41.660 Why would they tell kids about the Nephilim, but then tell them that they're good?
00:08:47.480 I don't know what I know.
00:08:49.060 Yeah.
00:08:50.300 In the original story of The Little Mermaid, The Little Mermaid tricks...
00:08:56.840 She tricks Prince...
00:08:57.940 What's his name?
00:08:58.700 Andrew?
00:09:01.360 No.
00:09:02.080 What's his name?
00:09:02.640 I forget his name.
00:09:03.320 We don't remember.
00:09:08.260 But you know the prince.
00:09:09.000 The guy with the black hair?
00:09:10.240 Yeah.
00:09:10.740 Like a dog.
00:09:11.920 Yeah.
00:09:12.140 She tricks him.
00:09:13.440 How?
00:09:14.600 Into marrying her.
00:09:17.060 Oh, yeah.
00:09:18.700 I know.
00:09:19.180 Like what Ursula does.
00:09:21.000 I know.
00:09:22.060 Yeah.
00:09:22.340 And you remember the lady?
00:09:28.620 His name was Eric.
00:09:30.060 Yeah.
00:09:30.680 Yes.
00:09:32.020 That's right.
00:09:32.700 Ursula turned into the other lady with the brown hair and she tricks him.
00:09:38.220 I think it's the same story.
00:09:40.140 But they just made it.
00:09:41.800 They just made them different mermaids.
00:09:43.320 Wait, you remember, um, you remember that, that, that Ariel and that, that was what, walking
00:09:55.420 on the beach?
00:09:56.920 Yeah.
00:09:58.600 Oh, and she got her legs?
00:10:00.600 Yeah.
00:10:01.280 Mm-hmm.
00:10:01.640 I remember.
00:10:02.240 Yeah.
00:10:02.400 And I was thinking.
00:10:04.520 Yeah.
00:10:05.700 She transformed, right?
00:10:07.960 How does she transform?
00:10:10.500 Ursula.
00:10:10.980 Oh, that's right.
00:10:13.540 Yeah.
00:10:13.720 Ursula did it.
00:10:14.800 It took her voice.
00:10:16.800 This movie, these movies are steeped in the occult.
00:10:19.760 You know what the occult is?
00:10:21.500 Do not know.
00:10:23.920 Good.
00:10:24.540 I'm a little child.
00:10:25.780 Why?
00:10:26.600 Yeah.
00:10:26.920 You're a grown-up.
00:10:28.060 Look how tall you are.
00:10:29.560 Yeah.
00:10:29.840 Well, most, most grown-ups don't know what this stuff is either.
00:10:32.520 Dad.
00:10:33.200 They're asking if you see, have you seen Monsters, Inc.?
00:10:36.340 No.
00:10:37.920 No.
00:10:38.180 I think maybe you have.
00:10:39.120 I heard a book of a pet drinking ink, not normal ink, pink ink.
00:10:48.860 Oh, you're talking about Dr. Seuss?
00:10:50.820 Yeah.
00:10:51.500 Yeah, that's right.
00:10:52.200 Who was drinking pink ink?
00:10:54.660 The silly guy.
00:10:56.400 Yeah.
00:10:56.680 Silly pet.
00:10:57.560 He's a fink, and the fink drinks pink ink or something like that.
00:11:01.620 Yeah.
00:11:02.360 Yeah.
00:11:02.900 He drinks pink ink.
00:11:05.480 All he does, all he does every day and every, um, every day and all day long and all day
00:11:16.820 night, um, he drinks, he drinks, he drinks.
00:11:21.500 Pink ink.
00:11:22.500 Pink ink.
00:11:23.200 That sounds like something a Nephilim would do.
00:11:25.260 Let me ask you a question now.
00:11:27.180 All right.
00:11:27.880 Now we've figured out, we've debunked The Little Mermaid.
00:11:31.640 Yes.
00:11:31.780 Um, I heard a story that Wala told me.
00:11:35.880 Uh-oh.
00:11:36.700 Do you want to hear it?
00:11:37.200 Wala's listening right now.
00:11:38.420 Hopefully it's a good story and not a lie.
00:11:41.000 She said you're one smart cookie.
00:11:43.460 Yeah, I am.
00:11:44.800 Wala, why are you watching this show?
00:11:46.520 I didn't think you were watching.
00:11:48.300 All right.
00:11:48.700 Go ahead.
00:11:49.020 Um, when, when, when I have to, as a baby and, and, and, and you have the pee pee diaper
00:11:57.700 and, and, and Wala was going to change you, but Vanessa was going to change you.
00:12:03.200 And then, and then you peed at the hospital and right in her face.
00:12:08.220 Yep.
00:12:08.800 Escorted everywhere.
00:12:10.060 Like, whoop.
00:12:11.200 Nicole, me, R. Kelly.
00:12:12.720 Okay.
00:12:14.980 I don't know if the people want to hear that story, but all right, let's.
00:12:18.600 She's a little baby.
00:12:19.600 Let's move the conversation a little bit.
00:12:22.120 So.
00:12:24.120 Yeah, we have.
00:12:25.380 That was zombies.
00:12:26.760 Zombies.
00:12:27.260 We were just talking about zombies, me and David.
00:12:30.780 But I don't want to talk about zombies.
00:12:32.300 That's a little weird and spooky.
00:12:33.980 I want to ask you a question.
00:12:35.500 I know how to, I know how to walk like a zombie.
00:12:38.140 You don't know how, you don't know how I walk like a zombie.
00:12:42.200 I don't want to know.
00:12:43.040 Let me ask you a question.
00:12:44.900 You ready?
00:12:45.840 Yeah.
00:12:47.080 What's the name of daddy's show?
00:12:48.600 Oh, Patrick in the, in the chat says that little shouts says hi.
00:12:58.840 And she just made a stinky diaper.
00:13:00.440 Say hi to little shouts.
00:13:01.380 Hi.
00:13:02.580 Yeah.
00:13:03.480 Okay.
00:13:04.320 Um, what's the name of daddy's show?
00:13:06.280 You're on it right now.
00:13:07.180 I'm thinking.
00:13:16.360 Just thinking.
00:13:17.560 Should know.
00:13:18.720 I think, I think you've heard it before.
00:13:23.720 What's.
00:13:24.600 All right.
00:13:25.160 All right.
00:13:25.420 All right.
00:13:25.640 It's fine.
00:13:26.420 The name of the show is Nephilim Death Squad.
00:13:28.600 I was going to say Nephilim.
00:13:30.520 That's all I was going to say.
00:13:31.800 Right.
00:13:32.040 What do you think this show is about?
00:13:36.400 Nephilim.
00:13:36.880 Actually, yeah.
00:13:40.680 More surprise.
00:13:41.300 What else?
00:13:41.620 What else?
00:13:41.860 I mean, but I'm in here for a long time.
00:13:43.640 What do you think we're talking about?
00:13:49.880 Nephilim.
00:13:53.440 It's a circular question.
00:13:54.880 I guess.
00:13:55.200 Yeah.
00:13:56.140 Zombies.
00:13:57.500 Yeah.
00:13:58.600 Zombies.
00:13:59.000 I don't know if zombies are Nephilim, but they, they're close.
00:14:02.380 Fallen angels.
00:14:04.360 Yes.
00:14:05.260 Fallen angels.
00:14:05.940 Those are the things that we talk about on here.
00:14:08.220 What's that bird with a spoon on him?
00:14:11.060 It looks like a spoon.
00:14:12.640 That's for Skank Fest.
00:14:13.920 This shirt.
00:14:14.920 It looks like a spoon on him.
00:14:17.400 It's a microphone.
00:14:18.420 Oh, look.
00:14:20.740 It looks like a spoon.
00:14:22.040 Yeah.
00:14:24.220 Okay.
00:14:24.580 All right.
00:14:28.200 So daddy's show is Nephilim death squad.
00:14:31.440 And you think it's about the fallen angels.
00:14:34.340 It looks like materials.
00:14:36.520 That's for Bohemian girl.
00:14:37.660 All right.
00:14:37.900 Layla, we got to focus because we have to do a show for people.
00:14:40.460 Otherwise they're going to leave.
00:14:41.400 They're going to log off.
00:14:42.240 They say we talk about spice in here.
00:14:45.580 Don't worry about spice.
00:14:46.560 You should never do that.
00:14:48.480 I don't, I hate tasting spice.
00:14:51.880 I like going on fire.
00:14:54.100 Yeah.
00:14:54.480 It's this stuff.
00:14:55.000 Sometimes stuff is a little bit too spicy, but all right guys, we're going to open up.
00:14:59.900 We'll open up for some questions from the audience.
00:15:02.540 If you have any questions for me or for my daughter and we'll answer them to the best
00:15:09.040 of our ability.
00:15:09.700 They could be, what type of questions do you want to hear about Layla?
00:15:14.180 Anything.
00:15:15.500 Any questions?
00:15:16.600 Is anything off limits?
00:15:17.700 Any topics off limits?
00:15:20.340 Zombies.
00:15:22.240 So you don't want them to ask you about zombies?
00:15:24.920 I want to ask them for zombies.
00:15:28.600 Okay.
00:15:30.100 What, what do you know about zombies then?
00:15:34.420 They're eat brains.
00:15:36.840 Why do they eat brains?
00:15:38.020 I don't, I don't even know why.
00:15:40.660 Because them are zombies.
00:15:43.280 This is a, it's true.
00:15:45.180 Zombies that have no brains.
00:15:48.500 Messed up brains.
00:15:50.280 So they need to eat other brains to keep going?
00:15:53.220 No.
00:15:54.000 Because, um, because did you know them are real people, but they're just turned into zombies?
00:16:00.960 Because, because did you know which, witches are real?
00:16:06.780 No.
00:16:07.920 Where'd you hear that?
00:16:09.440 I, I just know.
00:16:11.060 Who told you and how do you know?
00:16:14.380 Because I just, because, because at Halloween some, some people are witches, I think.
00:16:20.620 Do you think that they're real witches or they're dressed up like witches?
00:16:24.840 Real witches.
00:16:26.140 They have a background with witches thing.
00:16:30.320 Like a big pot.
00:16:32.020 Like, like that have, witches have, like, potions.
00:16:36.420 And you think they do that at Halloween?
00:16:39.800 Yeah.
00:16:40.560 At Halloween.
00:16:42.600 Wow.
00:16:42.880 Sometimes, sometimes, like, where else?
00:16:47.640 And the devil comes at the dark.
00:16:49.760 Where did you hear that?
00:16:53.720 Well, I told you that.
00:16:56.660 Well, I was, uh, apparently telling you a lot of, uh, interesting esoteric things.
00:17:01.900 Do you believe everything she says?
00:17:03.340 No.
00:17:03.980 Not at all.
00:17:04.860 Okay.
00:17:05.260 Are you a conspiracy theorist?
00:17:07.000 What?
00:17:08.400 A conspiracy theorist?
00:17:10.100 No.
00:17:10.980 You're not?
00:17:13.920 Do you believe, do you believe everything that anybody tells you?
00:17:18.300 No.
00:17:19.000 Only you.
00:17:20.140 Only me?
00:17:21.540 I believe you.
00:17:22.440 Not anybody else.
00:17:23.960 Not even Wella.
00:17:25.660 Well, sometimes Wella.
00:17:27.360 You should believe other people, too.
00:17:29.380 Well, sometimes I believe Wella.
00:17:32.160 So, they want to know, they got a couple of questions for you.
00:17:35.720 Do you know who Dogman is?
00:17:37.620 No.
00:17:38.300 Alright, Dogman is like Bigfoot.
00:17:40.280 But, instead of Bigfoot.
00:17:41.800 Oh my God, I'm spinning.
00:17:42.940 Oh, careful.
00:17:43.660 I'm spinning.
00:17:44.620 Bigfoot looks, uh, Bigfoot looks more like a monkey.
00:17:47.660 Like a big.
00:17:47.980 And Dogman looks like a big dog.
00:17:52.300 We got a dog head and a man body and dog legs.
00:17:56.560 Kind of like a mermaid.
00:17:58.160 Like a mermaid.
00:17:58.580 Yeah, a mermaid got a fish body, but Dogman has a dog head.
00:18:01.480 Who would win in a fight?
00:18:03.980 Bigfoot or the Dogman?
00:18:07.060 Bigfoot.
00:18:08.080 Why?
00:18:08.780 Because he's much bigger than the dog.
00:18:10.980 It's true.
00:18:12.400 There's actually, uh, very, that wasn't a, they're not asking your opinion.
00:18:16.280 That's a true fact.
00:18:17.240 There's some instances where the Bigfoot.
00:18:20.240 Because Bigfoot is stronger than the dog.
00:18:22.840 Yeah, sometimes they, people say that they see Bigfoot and he's walking around and he has a dogman with him.
00:18:28.220 And the dogman stays next to him like his dog.
00:18:30.580 Um, let's see, walk on four feet.
00:18:35.060 Um, the Dogman?
00:18:36.300 Sometimes.
00:18:36.860 But sometimes they walk on two feet.
00:18:40.140 Upright walking dog.
00:18:41.620 Interesting stuff, right?
00:18:42.820 I peel my nails.
00:18:44.540 Yeah.
00:18:45.240 That could be, that could also be fake though.
00:18:47.300 Do you believe it?
00:18:48.020 Or do you think it's real?
00:18:49.680 Yeah.
00:18:50.640 You think it's real?
00:18:51.880 All right.
00:18:52.820 Hopefully we never see one.
00:18:53.980 You don't want to see a dogman in real life because they're not, they aren't nice.
00:18:58.780 Um.
00:18:59.180 Wow.
00:19:00.020 I saw a poopy head.
00:19:01.560 They, they want to know, uh, Patrick wants to know how gross is David in real life?
00:19:08.760 Is he gross at all?
00:19:10.160 Or is, if he is gross, is he really gross?
00:19:12.880 What do you think?
00:19:16.080 Not that gross.
00:19:18.180 He's like half gross?
00:19:19.000 Or like, like, what do you, to tell them the truth.
00:19:21.420 Tell them what you think about David.
00:19:23.900 He's not gross.
00:19:25.240 He's not even gross.
00:19:27.080 Not even a little?
00:19:28.160 Not even a little.
00:19:29.440 Would you say he's a bad person?
00:19:32.300 No.
00:19:33.620 Okay.
00:19:34.600 Would you say he's ugly?
00:19:36.020 No.
00:19:36.740 No.
00:19:37.780 Would you say he smells sometimes?
00:19:39.840 No.
00:19:40.680 Is he annoying?
00:19:41.940 No.
00:19:42.680 Okay.
00:19:43.180 She's lying to everybody right now.
00:19:44.460 That's fine.
00:19:45.040 No, I'm not.
00:19:47.480 No, they don't like David.
00:19:48.640 These people don't like him.
00:19:50.040 I like him.
00:19:51.780 Oh.
00:19:52.300 So you think that they're stupid in real?
00:19:53.980 Yeah.
00:19:54.960 You heard it here first, people.
00:19:57.260 They want to know, what about mummies?
00:20:00.700 Are mummies the same thing as zombies, or are they different?
00:20:03.880 They're more different because they're wrapped up.
00:20:06.200 Yeah.
00:20:06.580 So a mummy is a zombie that's wrapped up in toilet paper.
00:20:10.280 Yeah.
00:20:10.580 Okay.
00:20:11.240 That makes sense.
00:20:12.560 That was wrapped up, but not in toilet paper.
00:20:17.960 They wrapped him in fine linen.
00:20:19.940 Yeah, but it looks like toilet paper.
00:20:23.260 So maybe Jesus was a mummy zombie?
00:20:25.560 No.
00:20:27.060 No?
00:20:27.880 Who was Jesus?
00:20:29.580 The God of the Son.
00:20:31.180 The Son of God.
00:20:32.320 Yeah.
00:20:33.400 That's right.
00:20:34.440 And he's just not a regular old zombie mummy.
00:20:37.060 No, he's not a zombie.
00:20:38.980 How do you say that?
00:20:39.980 He said he looked like a mummy, though.
00:20:42.260 Yeah, because he was wrapped up.
00:20:45.480 Yeah.
00:20:46.160 Yeah, talk into the mic.
00:20:47.140 There you go.
00:20:47.500 Because he was all wrapped up?
00:20:48.740 Yeah.
00:20:49.020 Okay, that makes a lot of sense.
00:20:51.620 I follow your logic.
00:20:53.340 Nancy wants to know, how do you kill a zombie?
00:20:57.040 This is an interesting one, and I don't want you to be too violent, but what do you think
00:21:00.300 you have to do?
00:21:01.000 Because you can't talk to it, right?
00:21:04.120 You can't talk to it.
00:21:05.780 But will it listen to zombie?
00:21:07.860 No.
00:21:08.560 Right.
00:21:08.940 So it's going to try to eat your brains.
00:21:12.120 How do you get rid of zombies?
00:21:15.160 Kill them.
00:21:16.280 Yes, but how do you kill them?
00:21:17.600 With a bat.
00:21:19.760 Okay, more specifically.
00:21:21.440 Hmm.
00:21:26.680 I played a game about zombies.
00:21:29.420 You played a game?
00:21:31.320 You need to grow, like, you need to grow, like, extra things, like, I played a game, zombies,
00:21:40.580 and you need to grow a big, big, um...
00:21:46.020 Like a plant?
00:21:46.860 Yeah.
00:21:47.080 Yeah, and then it, like, suits things out of it, like, it looks like this, and bloop,
00:21:54.740 bloop, bloop, bloop.
00:21:56.880 Very interesting.
00:21:57.840 Yeah, that's called plants for zombies.
00:21:59.300 This is not an advertisement for them.
00:22:00.720 Okay, another question.
00:22:01.740 While not believing in space, how do you not curb your child's imagination, just not telling
00:22:09.820 them it's fake?
00:22:10.840 Okay, that's an odd question for a kid, because it's kind of backwards, but I know what you're
00:22:14.740 saying.
00:22:15.460 Do you believe in outer space?
00:22:17.900 Yeah.
00:22:18.640 And what shape is the Earth?
00:22:20.500 Circle, but it looks flat.
00:22:22.540 Right.
00:22:22.820 What does Daddy think it is?
00:22:25.340 Flat.
00:22:26.060 That's right.
00:22:26.500 But you think it's round?
00:22:27.620 Yeah.
00:22:28.180 And you think that there's outer space?
00:22:29.980 Yeah.
00:22:30.380 And other planets?
00:22:31.560 Yeah.
00:22:32.040 Okay, that's fine.
00:22:33.060 I don't think so, but, um...
00:22:35.580 It's...
00:22:35.980 We'll find out, right?
00:22:37.380 I could be wrong.
00:22:38.640 You could be wrong.
00:22:40.020 No, I can be right.
00:22:41.040 You can be wrong.
00:22:41.860 Okay.
00:22:47.300 All right, fair enough.
00:22:49.060 They said the real witches are making spice.
00:22:52.260 Don't worry about that.
00:22:53.560 That's not right.
00:22:54.960 Yeah.
00:22:55.780 Let's see what other questions.
00:22:57.940 They want to know who's more gross.
00:23:00.180 Toad.
00:23:00.840 You remember Toad?
00:23:02.160 Or David?
00:23:08.020 More gross.
00:23:09.600 I'm thinking.
00:23:11.860 I don't think too long.
00:23:16.700 The people need to know.
00:23:17.860 Can't be too much dead air.
00:23:26.000 Who is more gross?
00:23:27.240 Let's see if we can pull up a picture of these two.
00:23:30.440 So, um...
00:23:32.360 Here is David.
00:23:33.720 I'm showing her that.
00:23:34.700 So, remember David?
00:23:36.580 Okay.
00:23:36.980 And then we're going to pull up a picture of...
00:23:39.980 Uh, where is Toad?
00:23:41.940 Here is Toad.
00:23:44.900 Who's more gross?
00:23:52.320 That's Toad.
00:23:54.100 And that is David.
00:23:55.900 What are we thinking?
00:23:56.580 Are they both pretty gross?
00:24:01.920 Both equally gross?
00:24:04.220 Toad is more gross?
00:24:05.460 Why?
00:24:06.000 Why do you think that?
00:24:07.780 Just by seeing him.
00:24:08.800 Just by seeing him?
00:24:12.800 A lot of people feel that way.
00:24:14.120 Do you know any racial slurs?
00:24:16.420 No.
00:24:16.900 I do not know that.
00:24:18.280 What is it?
00:24:19.540 She doesn't know any.
00:24:20.600 Uh, don't worry about them.
00:24:22.380 Uh, let's see what else.
00:24:24.760 How do planes fly?
00:24:27.500 How do planes fly?
00:24:28.840 Uh...
00:24:29.280 Is it like magic in the sky or something?
00:24:32.180 A gravity?
00:24:33.660 Oh, yeah.
00:24:34.400 But we just learned about, like, what gravity was, right?
00:24:36.860 You were watching, um...
00:24:38.380 Godzilla.
00:24:38.940 You remember that?
00:24:39.620 Yeah.
00:24:41.260 What does gravity do?
00:24:43.360 Makes you float and stay down.
00:24:45.800 Well, when you take away gravity, it makes you float.
00:24:48.380 But when gravity's on, then you have...
00:24:50.520 Then it pushes you down, right?
00:24:52.140 Yeah, and you remember, um, gravity was up, and then...
00:24:57.260 And then him sword got left behind, but the baby monkey got it?
00:25:03.500 Yeah.
00:25:04.120 This is where...
00:25:04.800 Don't ruin the movie for them.
00:25:06.620 Because they might...
00:25:07.680 I know, but...
00:25:08.000 What if they want to watch it?
00:25:10.580 Then they...
00:25:10.900 Now they know how it ends.
00:25:12.500 No, no.
00:25:13.800 And that wasn't very done then.
00:25:17.300 Just telling.
00:25:18.540 That didn't ruin the movie?
00:25:20.820 That didn't ruin the movie.
00:25:22.860 I'm not telling anymore.
00:25:24.680 Okay.
00:25:25.160 All right.
00:25:25.460 We're not...
00:25:25.760 No more, uh...
00:25:27.440 No more, uh, spoilers for them, right?
00:25:29.720 Yeah.
00:25:30.220 Okay.
00:25:30.820 Don't worry about it.
00:25:31.540 If you ruin the movie.
00:25:32.660 Godzilla wins in the end.
00:25:34.000 I just ruin the movie for them.
00:25:35.800 Mm-hmm.
00:25:36.880 But...
00:25:37.720 The first...
00:25:39.320 It starts.
00:25:40.480 I don't know how it starts, but do not tell.
00:25:44.120 Okay.
00:25:44.360 We're not going to tell them.
00:25:45.680 We're not going to tell them anything else.
00:25:47.560 Yeah.
00:25:48.700 Okay.
00:25:48.980 Oh, they...
00:25:50.160 So, some of these guys actually know how planes fly.
00:25:53.580 It's, uh...
00:25:54.060 They use high pressure and low pressure, and the wing causes a pressure differential.
00:26:00.300 I...
00:26:00.680 I...
00:26:01.000 I know the steering wheel.
00:26:02.820 And it goes this way and that way.
00:26:06.160 That's right, with the pressure differential.
00:26:07.820 Yeah.
00:26:08.040 So, there's, like, high-low pressure systems, pressure differential, and the wing kind of cuts
00:26:11.620 through the gravity and the wind.
00:26:13.500 And that's how they...
00:26:14.680 That's how a plane flies, theoretically.
00:26:18.400 Uh...
00:26:18.580 Oh, look.
00:26:19.040 Subliminal messages says, hi, top, and mini-lops.
00:26:21.600 They're very nice people.
00:26:23.100 My name is mini-lopster, because I'm a little-lopster.
00:26:26.960 That's right.
00:26:27.860 Okay, Layla.
00:26:28.440 We've been going for a while now.
00:26:30.880 Let's, uh...
00:26:31.520 Let's start to wrap it up, and, uh...
00:26:33.520 I said, I said 16 minutes, right?
00:26:37.420 Yeah, that's, uh...
00:26:38.340 We're almost at it.
00:26:41.380 So, um...
00:26:43.300 Let's, uh, start...
00:26:44.920 Did you...
00:26:45.500 Did you tell people about your, uh, content that you're doing?
00:26:48.920 What's content?
00:26:50.000 Content.
00:26:50.400 The videos.
00:26:51.060 What videos do you make with Mommy?
00:26:55.440 None.
00:26:56.600 You don't remember?
00:26:58.200 No.
00:26:58.800 I don't know.
00:27:00.320 Okay.
00:27:00.720 I'll remind you.
00:27:03.840 When we go out anywhere, what do you or your brother always do?
00:27:08.480 Where do you always go to?
00:27:12.620 Where do you always go, no matter what store we go to?
00:27:15.700 Don't touch the wire.
00:27:17.320 That's the bathroom.
00:27:19.120 The bathroom.
00:27:19.800 So, do you remember what kind of content you're making?
00:27:21.980 Yeah.
00:27:23.000 What's it called?
00:27:25.500 You say it.
00:27:27.200 No, you say it.
00:27:28.120 It's your content.
00:27:31.720 No, you.
00:27:35.040 Okay, you're doing, uh, Layla's bathroom reviews, right?
00:27:39.060 How many of them have you made so far?
00:27:40.420 Like, three?
00:27:41.400 Um, four.
00:27:42.220 You've made four of them?
00:27:43.460 I think five.
00:27:44.640 A lot.
00:27:45.600 You made a lot of bathroom reviews.
00:27:47.640 Um...
00:27:47.940 Some I miss.
00:27:49.260 Yeah.
00:27:49.800 Some of them, some of them we forget, uh, because you're just in the bathroom all the
00:27:53.180 time.
00:27:53.960 Uh, but it's not even because you need to go to the bathroom.
00:27:56.400 Why do you...
00:27:57.400 I guess you do, sometimes you gotta go to the bathroom, but I think you just like to
00:28:01.120 go to the bathrooms, right?
00:28:02.620 No.
00:28:03.860 You actually have to go every time.
00:28:06.020 Yeah.
00:28:07.500 Are you sure?
00:28:08.720 Yeah.
00:28:09.700 Sometimes.
00:28:10.820 Sometimes.
00:28:12.040 No.
00:28:12.400 All right.
00:28:14.340 So, it's always business when you go to the...
00:28:16.140 Oh, they're saying Skibbity Toilet.
00:28:18.040 What?
00:28:19.020 Yeah.
00:28:19.480 Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:28:20.440 They know about that, too.
00:28:21.560 Skibbity.
00:28:22.380 Skibbity.
00:28:23.340 Okay, yeah.
00:28:24.040 So, Skibbity.
00:28:24.960 So, Layla and her brother...
00:28:27.460 Skibbity.
00:28:27.960 They go to the bathroom all the time.
00:28:30.120 Yeah.
00:28:30.300 Um, and I think you just like to see what it is.
00:28:33.620 So, I was like, all right, let's, let's start, uh, doing the video.
00:28:36.280 So, um, before, obviously, you used the bathroom.
00:28:39.920 At first, at first, at the bathroom, maybe, at first thing, um, we started at a restaurant.
00:28:47.420 That's right.
00:28:48.180 It was a restaurant bathroom.
00:28:49.540 Um, a barbecue restaurant, right?
00:28:53.200 With grandma.
00:28:54.800 Yeah.
00:28:55.220 Uh, oh, they want a quick question for you.
00:28:58.700 Do you have any potty training recommendations?
00:29:02.400 No.
00:29:03.420 No?
00:29:03.820 Do you know what that means?
00:29:04.720 No.
00:29:04.940 A recommendation is, like, uh, a suggestion, like, they're asking, I guess he's, this is
00:29:11.260 Patrick, he's trying to potty train his, his kid.
00:29:14.860 Do you have any advice?
00:29:17.280 I do not go potty training.
00:29:20.160 You don't?
00:29:20.940 What do you mean?
00:29:22.200 I do not go to the little potty.
00:29:24.540 I know, but for him to help his, his kids go to the big potty like you do.
00:29:29.860 Any advice?
00:29:31.600 Um, well, I, I get, I got some.
00:29:34.940 But then, to hold them up.
00:29:38.060 To hold them up?
00:29:39.200 Yeah.
00:29:39.840 And, and you, and you know, like, like, like, like you, like we use.
00:29:46.720 Oh, the little potty?
00:29:48.540 Okay.
00:29:48.960 Yeah.
00:29:49.120 That's actually.
00:29:50.460 Yeah.
00:29:50.900 Yeah.
00:29:51.120 So, so definitely get a little potty for your kid is what she's saying.
00:29:54.540 Yeah.
00:29:54.720 Those, those help a lot.
00:29:55.580 So you don't fall right in the bowl, right?
00:29:57.240 Yeah.
00:29:58.020 I hope we don't swim.
00:29:59.760 Yeah.
00:30:00.100 We're not trying to swim.
00:30:00.940 Okay.
00:30:01.220 So you're doing content, right?
00:30:03.640 And it's, don't do that.
00:30:06.600 It's a bathroom review.
00:30:07.600 So what do you do in the bathroom review?
00:30:09.700 How does the content go?
00:30:11.020 You're reviewing the bathrooms that you see, but what are you talking about?
00:30:14.480 What specifically?
00:30:16.140 Bathrooms.
00:30:16.700 Right.
00:30:17.020 So you walk into the bathroom.
00:30:18.440 Toilets.
00:30:19.080 You talk about the toilets.
00:30:20.200 What about the toilets?
00:30:21.340 The sink.
00:30:22.860 All right.
00:30:23.200 But what about, so you walk into the bathroom and the first thing we see is the toilet.
00:30:27.320 What are you judging about the toilet?
00:30:30.960 How dirty, yes.
00:30:32.000 How clean.
00:30:32.960 How dirty, how clean.
00:30:34.380 What kind of flusher?
00:30:35.620 Sometimes they got a plunger.
00:30:36.880 Sometimes they got a push button.
00:30:38.180 Sometimes they don't even have any, right?
00:30:40.040 It's just automatic.
00:30:41.500 Yeah.
00:30:41.860 I want, I want to run.
00:30:43.880 And it like has a little thing.
00:30:46.400 That's right.
00:30:47.140 What's the next thing that we would judge?
00:30:49.640 Sink.
00:30:50.280 The sink.
00:30:51.080 What, what about the sink?
00:30:53.100 Soap and sink.
00:30:54.040 All right.
00:30:54.320 The sink though.
00:30:54.920 Let's focus on the sink.
00:30:55.800 What are we looking at it?
00:30:56.820 Does it have, uh, handles?
00:30:59.180 Well, and I went to the bowling place.
00:31:02.060 I needed to go to the bathroom and we went to the girls and then I think we saw, um, we
00:31:10.580 saw a can of soda.
00:31:13.880 I think.
00:31:14.720 No, the lighthouse.
00:31:16.880 You saw a can of soda in the bathroom?
00:31:18.400 Yeah.
00:31:18.960 And does that make the bathroom go down in your vote or up?
00:31:24.180 Yeah.
00:31:24.880 Down.
00:31:25.480 Dirty.
00:31:26.020 All right, so.
00:31:27.140 It cut, it cut, because it was heavy and there was like a water underneath it that was, I
00:31:33.060 drilled it in the garbage.
00:31:34.240 Oh, you threw it in the garbage?
00:31:36.740 Yeah.
00:31:37.540 It was like so heavy.
00:31:38.660 I need a drone in.
00:31:39.760 Layla, we have a $5 super chat from Doc Shelley.
00:31:42.860 She gave us $5 and she says, this is for Layla Lobster.
00:31:47.240 Keep your hands off of it, Top.
00:31:50.180 Wow.
00:31:51.180 You just got $5 from being on here.
00:31:54.400 Not a bad work day, right?
00:31:57.140 I hope Brody was there.
00:31:58.980 Um, they want to know, do you use the seat?
00:32:02.820 Oh, Doc Shelley is a, is a, is a she.
00:32:05.920 Doc Shelley, Doc, Doc Shelley said, I'm a she.
00:32:09.980 Okay.
00:32:10.980 Uh, they want to know, do you use the seat covers for the toilet?
00:32:14.300 Uh, or do you put paper towels all over it before you sit on it?
00:32:21.980 Like home or no?
00:32:23.340 No, when you're outside.
00:32:24.400 You don't do it at home.
00:32:25.620 Um, sometimes.
00:32:26.800 Sometimes, depends on the dirtiness or just depends on the dirtiness?
00:32:31.020 Um, sometimes I put it on because, because sometimes it's so dirty because it's so funny.
00:32:40.220 Okay.
00:32:40.660 Oh, okay.
00:32:45.420 What just happened?
00:32:46.220 Nothing.
00:32:46.660 It's good.
00:32:47.000 It was loading.
00:32:47.980 Oh.
00:32:48.440 I guess I have one more question for you.
00:32:52.260 How many people do you want to watch your bathroom reviews?
00:32:57.760 What do you think would be the best number possible for people?
00:33:02.020 100.
00:33:02.940 If 100 people watched it, you think you'd be rich?
00:33:05.960 Yeah.
00:33:07.140 Okay.
00:33:07.460 Okay.
00:33:08.000 All right.
00:33:09.180 Put it on YouTube.
00:33:10.080 Everybody's going to watch it.
00:33:11.780 Even me.
00:33:12.760 You would watch your own bathroom reviews?
00:33:14.740 Yeah.
00:33:15.820 Okay.
00:33:16.620 All right.
00:33:17.060 Maybe.
00:33:17.600 Maybe it's possible.
00:33:18.900 Yeah.
00:33:19.220 Because it's mine.
00:33:20.520 Because Adley watched her own work.
00:33:23.940 Does she?
00:33:24.760 Yeah.
00:33:25.040 Her half a billion hundred thousand dollars.
00:33:30.080 Yeah.
00:33:30.780 Adley is very rich.
00:33:32.340 You see?
00:33:33.300 Yeah.
00:33:33.600 And she doesn't do that much.
00:33:35.360 Um, but all right.
00:33:36.060 I see her videos sometimes.
00:33:38.740 I see them too.
00:33:39.580 I don't like them.
00:33:40.360 All right, Layla.
00:33:41.700 Do you, do you tell the people where they can find you?
00:33:43.960 Where are you going to be at?
00:33:45.780 What?
00:33:46.740 I don't know.
00:33:47.360 To let them know where they can find you so that way, uh, uh, they could, you know,
00:33:52.520 follow you on all your social medias and all that stuff like that.
00:33:55.580 Go ahead.
00:33:55.960 Just give them your plugs.
00:33:57.220 I'm going to be home.
00:33:58.520 You're going to be home?
00:34:00.080 Chillin'.
00:34:00.480 Sometimes that, you're not home all the time.
00:34:02.280 Where else do you go?
00:34:04.220 Um, to my swing.
00:34:05.540 To the swing?
00:34:06.320 Okay.
00:34:07.080 Over there.
00:34:07.680 And, uh, if you're not on the swing, if you're not at home, what other places do you,
00:34:10.940 are you going to be hanging out?
00:34:13.080 Store.
00:34:13.800 The store?
00:34:14.640 Maybe.
00:34:14.960 Oh, Wello's house?
00:34:16.080 Yeah.
00:34:18.520 Well, go to any place, like the park.
00:34:21.000 I'll be there.
00:34:21.640 I like the park.
00:34:24.040 Go to any park, but mostly we'll start-
00:34:28.960 Italian.
00:34:29.960 Italian?
00:34:30.820 I like Italian bread.
00:34:33.220 Italian bread.
00:34:33.900 I'm a head bread.
00:34:35.060 All right, go to the park with a loaf of Italian bread and you might see Layla there.
00:34:39.580 You can give her that Italian bread.
00:34:41.480 Bring me Italian bread.
00:34:43.620 That's right.
00:34:44.700 Okay, yeah.
00:34:45.240 I will check your boo-hoo.
00:34:46.600 They said-
00:34:47.100 Get out.
00:34:47.680 Boo-hoo.
00:34:48.180 They said that, uh, you- they can catch you outside, right?
00:34:52.640 Catch me outside.
00:34:53.360 How about that?
00:34:53.900 Yeah.
00:34:54.540 All right, guys.
00:34:55.260 Thank you, Layla.
00:34:55.980 When you see this green house come, this-
00:34:58.900 Don't tell them where we live.
00:35:00.320 Shut up.
00:35:01.240 When you-
00:35:01.600 When you, uh, tell-
00:35:03.160 Tell the people goodbye and that-
00:35:04.680 Bye-bye.
00:35:05.240 We'll see them soon.
00:35:06.400 Did you have a fun-
00:35:07.180 Do you have a fun time on this episode?
00:35:08.500 Yeah.
00:35:08.860 Bye.
00:35:09.420 Okay, bye.
00:35:10.040 I guess we're done.
00:35:10.860 See you later.
00:35:11.720 I can't even hear you.
00:35:12.740 The greatest hypnotist on planet Earth is a oblong box in the corner of the room.
00:35:19.020 It is constantly telling us what to believe is real.
00:35:22.780 If you can persuade people that what they see with their eyes is what there is to see,
00:35:27.860 they can't.
00:35:29.140 Because they'll laugh in the face of an explanation that portrays the bigger picture of what's happening.
00:35:35.720 And they have.
00:35:36.660 Thank you.
00:35:38.360 Thank you.
00:35:38.860 Thank you.
00:35:43.220 Thank you.
00:35:51.480 Thank you.
00:35:57.940 Thank you.