Pearl - 2 Moms Living Together： More Female Insanity

00:00:00.000 two moms run a household nobody's waiting to be asked no one's waiting to clock out no one's

00:00:05.440 pretending they did enough it's teamwork without keeping a score it's strength without ego how

00:00:11.340 long have they been doing this this cannot this will not last forever what up guys welcome to my

00:00:17.060 reaction series today we're reacting to instagram is not a real place um apparently there's a note

00:00:23.460 that says this is the future of policing so let's see what it is holy hi my name's riley and this

00:00:29.200 me before oc why are they doing this to her she's so fat like you can't be a woman and fat it's just

00:00:38.320 not i just have no words right now i leave in the comments on bold move hi my name is riley and i'm

00:01:00.480 morbidly obese and a liability for my department see it's not kind for men to let these women in

00:01:05.840 these positions because she's just going to get cooked happy women's month i guess pt standards

00:01:11.840 left the chat her application should have been shredded within 90 sections of a arrival impressive

00:01:17.920 now do one pull up you should be ashamed at failing these students failing to adequately prepare them

00:01:22.880 failing to hold the standards that could save their lives and thousands of others this is not

00:01:27.520 serious right this is one of those days where everyone gets to try out oh my god are you going

00:01:32.240 going to magically have two washcloths that spawn in your pockets in the field. Yo, what town is

00:01:38.420 this in? I'm going to go commit a crime there. Seeing this, I'm convinced I could pass this with

00:01:43.520 zero preparation. I'm disappointed with those openings. I can't believe they posted this.

00:02:02.240 oh my gosh all right it's you can't be a woman and fat pick a struggle point proven fathers make

00:02:22.400 the best parents let's see what this is uh me and my sisters were raised by my dad and more often

00:02:28.000 than not he will talk code cash shit to us okay i'm you stupid shut your dumb ass up why would

00:02:36.000 you do that stupid shit don't do that stupid shit so you choose to be dumb today you look dumb you

00:02:42.300 are dumb don't fucking be dumb like he got to and that's actually good because i think the best

00:02:47.980 skill you can have as a woman is not getting offended point where me and my sisters were

00:02:53.060 getting so tired of being called deaf dumb and stupid that we started to do some critical thinking

00:02:57.920 we stopped we stopped to be like man yo is this gonna have this man cussing us out today is are

00:03:04.200 we gonna be called stupid if we do this put some thoughts into our decisions it literally made us

00:03:10.380 like okay let's do some thinking here right oh and i think that the way that our dad spoke to us

00:03:16.500 has a lot to do with how we parent today so like for me i don't cuss at my kids and i don't raise

00:03:22.960 my voice at them at them as often like i'm and i dang sure i'm calling them stupid dumb none of

00:03:29.140 that right i if i yell and curse at my kids you know i am mad you know you suck me to that level

00:03:35.580 so because typically that's not how i talk to them okay so i say all that to say i think i

00:03:41.880 need to start calling my kids stupid here and there because these kids be doing some dumb ass

00:03:49.140 shit that will have you looking at them like what the hell and i know it's not just mine i know it's

00:03:55.520 not just mine be honest okay these kids are stupid as fuck these days like dumb there's no critical

00:04:04.220 thinking bitch i mean hell let's forget critical thinking there's no common sense and i think

00:04:09.160 that's what really makes me mad the lack of common sense like there's just the dumb stuff that they

00:04:14.120 do i think i'm gonna start calling my kids stupid more often don't do that stupid shit you look

00:04:19.500 stupid that was some dumb ass shit so we we're gonna be dumb today now and as i'm watching them

00:04:25.420 do this stupid ass shit it really dawned on me this is exactly what my daddy felt this is exactly

00:04:31.520 how my father felt when he called us a dumb ass motherfucker wake up in your right mind that's

00:04:37.500 what my dad used to say to me you must not have woke up in your right mind today and i'm going

00:04:41.660 i think it's gonna work um me and my sister all right let's see our response when someone says

00:04:47.980 divorce destroys families because if you looked into our window on any given day and night you'd

00:04:53.740 see one complete happy family okay let's see single mom best friend oh no it's two mothers

00:05:00.460 two single moms and six kids under nine hi we're hannah and elena and we've decided to move that

00:05:05.400 would be torture like i can't even any anybody raised by lesbians in the chat that just sounds

00:05:10.700 like torture like they're gonna argue they're gonna fight with all the kids oh my god we've

00:05:15.240 been together to raise our three kids each under the same roof have you ever seen what happens

00:05:19.240 when two moms raise a family together oh my god two months it is the other one of the face tattoo

00:05:24.140 too it's not chaos it's coordination it's not missing something it's dub a woman married to

00:05:30.860 a man this is a dream this is so beautiful i love this so much women encourage torture

00:05:37.440 bold doubled patience double protection and double love while some households are arguing

00:05:43.500 about whose turn it is to help with homework these two already handled it one's cooking oh

00:05:48.640 yeah right dinner the other one's checking spelling words one's doing bath time while

00:05:54.780 the other one sets up to women can barely read tomorrow's schedule there's no ego in it there's

00:05:59.760 no power struggle just two women who understand what it means to carry weight and they split it

00:06:05.060 the bills they're handled emotions women paying bills on time they probably have negative 500

00:06:11.280 credit reports are held and dreams are encouraged you're acting like okay you're not even making

00:06:16.480 the sauce from scratch like it's so hard to make jarred okay you think it's different yeah it is

00:06:24.420 because these kids are growing up watching partnership not performances they grow up

00:06:29.460 seeing communication instead of silence they grow up knowing love isn't i like okay think

00:06:34.780 about it this is the best meal she could post loud and fragile it's steady and let's be honest

00:06:41.340 hey like this is like i'm not trying to criticize her but there's something about a women that have

00:06:47.940 such big egos and posting like they're so awesome doing single motherhood and you're showing me like

00:06:53.540 the easiest meal to cook ever when two moms run a household nobody's waiting to be asked no one's

00:06:59.300 waiting to clock out no one's pretending they did enough it's teamwork without keeping a score

00:07:04.720 it's strength without ego how long have they been doing this this cannot this will not last

00:07:10.440 forever no it's two women choosing each other choosing the kids every single day it's gonna

00:07:16.820 get more common though so no our kids are not lacking they're surrounded by women who know how

00:07:23.100 to build protect lead and nurture so two moms that's not a disadvantage it's a powerhouse

00:07:31.200 all right let's see what's next um they thems here that fizzled out yeah she said are there

00:07:39.820 any they thems here i got a friend who's exactly to the t this now she's marrying a dude and can't

00:07:44.060 wait to start a family and one year prior she was anti-men okay that fizzled out all right last year

00:07:49.540 there would have been a whole bunch yeah all right have you noticed this they're walking that back

00:07:54.280 now some are women becoming funny they're walking it back and i'll say this if you ever went by

00:08:01.160 they them you should not be able to go back no backsies you plural bitch no backseat after all

00:08:09.160 that my friend my friend came up to me she said oh yeah i'm not really doing that anyway she's

00:08:14.980 been doing they them for six years she's like i'm not really doing that anymore i'm like oh yes you

00:08:19.340 are funny story i watched this with a woman i just started dating and she was horrified by the

00:08:24.460 special it was the beginning of the end oh yes you fucking are after all that there was six of

00:08:33.000 you you made everyone everyone changed their shit for you and you're gonna walk it back now

00:08:38.820 there was six of you you wrote me into it right your life was good and you were rich and you went

00:08:45.540 to wesley and you needed a problem and you fucking took me with you i used to just walk into a room

00:08:50.660 be ever who the fuck i want it to be now i walk into them they go what are your pronouns i'm like

00:08:54.620 i don't fucking know obviously something is off so help me god if a brooklyn bitch with a boyfriend

00:09:02.420 is walking that back not on my fucking watch all right let's see what's next oh wait hold on

00:09:10.280 daddies was crazy and being pregnant with baby number 10 how many of the kids are biologically

00:09:15.500 my current hands three so two 15 kids pregnant with the 16th five baby daddies four baby

00:09:23.420 we have two kids together and i'm pregnant with our third he is my fifth baby daddy but together

00:09:28.220 we are about to have 16 children the man i'm with has nine kids including the baby i'm pregnant with

00:09:35.340 and i have 10 kids including the baby i'm pregnant with so i'm pregnant with baby number 10.

00:09:39.420 we have three kids together. That is 16 children. I have a 22-year-old daughter. He has an almost

00:09:45.540 22-year-old daughter. I have a 20-year-old daughter. He has a 20-year-old daughter. I have a

00:09:51.120 17, almost 18-year-old daughter. He has a 17, almost 18-year-old son. I have a 15-year-old son.

00:09:56.300 He has an almost 14-year-old son. I have an eight-year-old son. I have a six-year-old daughter.

00:10:01.960 He has a five-year-old daughter. I have a four-year-old daughter. He, she would have been

00:10:07.460 the same age a four-year-old but she passed away when she was six months old and then together we

00:10:12.900 both have ribby who is about to be three in march and then we have phoebe who will be two in

00:10:17.940 september and then the baby i'm pregnant with that is 16 kids all together so me and my man have 16

00:10:25.300 children he's gonna be black let's see if he's on the page it's a black oh she has white kids i knew

00:10:32.660 it i was like this has got to be only a black guy would would be like the fourth baby dad or

00:10:42.340 whatever bro these poor children all right guys you know whoring affects everybody um they can

00:10:49.640 never just whore some whores like like it just affects them like i think if you're a whore you

00:10:55.660 should have to get your tubes tied after a certain point i don't know what the point is right but

00:11:00.380 there's a certain point where really you just can't you gotta you've have enough baby daddies

00:11:05.240 ma'am you have enough all right guys um let me know what you think in the comments thank you so

00:11:09.660 much for watching and i love you guys you guys are the goats um and if you have any good instagram

00:11:15.340 reels send them on instagram to doug mpa maybe we'll put his thing in the chat or email him to

00:11:21.060 doug at the audacity network.com he sends me the reaction so anyways like the video and i'll see you

00:11:26.600 next time.

Pearl - March 12, 2026

2 Moms Living Together： More Female Insanity

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