Pearl - 6'0＂ Black Man vs. Tiny Female Cop： WHO WINS!？

00:00:00.000 like imagine you're a criminal this is what you're afraid of the girl in the middle that one

00:00:03.660 even like the old guys with dad bods it's like they could still beat your ass what up guys welcome

00:00:09.440 to my reaction series today we are reacting to instagram is not a real place where me and doug

00:00:14.700 mpa show the reels that we send to each other if you guys want to send some join the discord in

00:00:20.260 the comments um we're in there every day and um today we're gonna see if instagram is a real place

00:00:26.200 let's see how much sorrow can i take just him with narcissism like do you see the attention

00:00:32.920 you're trying to draw with just how you um just how you dress like isn't that kind of narcissistic

00:00:39.800 blackbird on my shoulder oh so you're bipolar oh my god what difference does it make when this love

00:00:51.480 is over shall i sleep within your bed river of unhappiness hold your hands upon my head

00:01:04.380 she told her to break up with her boyfriend on the very first call yeah i mean that's usually

00:01:10.160 what therapists do i mean look every girl i knew with a psych major it was batshit insane

00:01:14.880 it's incredible to me the women becoming therapists uh yeah till i breathe my last breath

00:01:23.260 a licensed doesn't make someone trustworthy people taking advice from unlicensed

00:01:29.800 influencers really is a mental health crisis

00:01:32.120 some allowed legally allowed

00:01:35.720 and men know this men naturally like distrust people where women naturally are just

00:01:42.480 are trusting when there's an authority type. All the comments I there with doctors too. I've

00:01:50.400 healed more with lived experience than advice from women than anyone with a degree. Not every

00:01:55.560 therapist is a good therapist. Had a very similar experience with my therapist. She totally projected

00:01:59.780 onto me and fed my delusions. Had me believing my partner was abusive. He was not. We're married

00:02:04.000 now and he is happy, stable, and more connected than when she was breathing down my neck. I'm

00:02:08.360 trying to undo the wounds she loved yeah um again women use social violence so just women in a

00:02:13.160 therapist position just is not great really annoying guy this was i was pro-choice at 21

00:02:20.400 this is what changed my mind and we had a conversation in a car there was a whole bunch

00:02:25.320 of people in that car and the topic of abortion came up and i just said women need abortion i'm

00:02:31.280 a feminist oh my god women need to stop doing this you became pro-choice or pro-life like five

00:02:37.180 minutes ago please don't lecture me because i don't know how many abortions you have when you

00:02:40.840 were pro-choice i look at i've been pro-life since i was like 12 i remember arguing on the

00:02:45.500 playground about abortion where have you bitches been you know what i mean and this guy said what

00:02:52.000 women want to be like oopsies do you know what abortion i changed my mind is he said do you know

00:02:57.720 who it kills and i said it doesn't kill anything it's not a baby yet and he said well what is it

00:03:03.700 then i said it's not formed it doesn't it can't think for itself and he said to me that what how

00:03:09.540 we know what something is is we know who its parents are so if a mother is pregnant she's

00:03:15.540 pregnant with a human and he i said well it might be human but it's not alive and he said well the

00:03:21.380 test of something being alive is that it's growing it's developing and he said so you're on the side

00:03:26.580 of saying that women's equality depends on them killing a living human being i felt really

00:03:33.140 uncomfortable and i just yelled at him yeah the biggest killer of women is a man what would you

00:03:38.580 know because i was 20 in the privacy of my workplace i started researching abortion i like

00:03:45.340 how she's admitting to not working she started researching abortion at what were you not working

00:03:50.520 because this guy this very brave guy had planted seeds and as i looked at academic research papers

00:03:56.760 but it doesn't matter what these women say because if they're pregnant by a guy they don't want to

00:04:00.760 be a mother too they're still gonna get it so who cares you know there was one that had pictures

00:04:06.020 of aborted babies in it and when i saw the pictures of those babies their arms their legs

00:04:12.320 their face i realized that i could no longer support abortion do you know what i did with

00:04:17.100 that guy i married him was just really damn yeah that's what i mean women change their opinions by

00:04:24.200 the hottest guy they're banging so whoever the hottest guy is realization that i'm simply in

00:04:28.740 different husband bracket from some of y'all because whenever i make a video like this of me

00:04:33.380 cooking my husband or making my husband breakfast burritos for the week i always get some sort of

00:04:38.220 comment saying something along the lines of like oh well why can't he get off the couch and just

00:04:41.740 make it himself because he's at work or if it's the weekend he's out doing shit like building

00:04:47.100 shit he has a list every weekend of things that he wants to accomplish and once he finishes that

00:04:51.800 list i'll just see him just staring staring out in the backyard five minutes later he's chopping

00:04:57.060 down a tree so no i don't understand that concept and i never will because i didn't marry a fuck

00:05:02.220 you know it's funny a lot of guys i i heard about this guy who um he his hobby was running and that

00:05:09.440 he signed up for the la marathon and just like won it it was like a teacher like men they just um

00:05:15.820 they just have like these hobbies um and they can just build anything like it's just incredible the

00:05:21.980 things men can get done in a day okay let's see who's next hey guys just got out of school so

00:05:28.700 don't mind how i look but this video is a recommended story time about how i became a

00:05:33.060 teen mom of twins at 14 let me just start off by saying i'm not romanticizing teen pregnancy or

00:05:38.360 being a teen mom i don't care if you support me oh my god of course just have black you're not

00:05:43.540 so basically me and their dad started talking in seventh grade and by the time i got pregnant we

00:05:48.220 were already dating for eight months which isn't a long time at all but at least my babies weren't

00:05:52.760 one night stands so basically how i found out is actually because my mom knew before i even knew

00:05:58.300 i guess she knows yeah do you know what i always say that a sex that is very dependent on the kid

00:06:05.120 like there are like i don't know they're just women that are born whores and they're just

00:06:09.020 whoring from a young age and slutting it out whatever and so like there are some kids where

00:06:14.060 like they need sex ed um more than others because they're just like sluttier you know it's weird to

00:06:19.980 say that but like some kids are sexually active in middle school it's true i just i hadn't had

00:06:24.060 my period yet to be honest i wasn't really thinking anything of it because my periods

00:06:27.900 are always irregular so my mom picked me up from school the day she felt something was off

00:06:32.460 and she made me take the test and as soon as i took that test the lines were brightly on there

00:06:37.660 my mom just told me it's whatever i decide to do if i have an abortion or not but my dad was not

00:06:44.060 having it he wanted me to have an abortion and the next day i had an ultrasound and while the

00:06:48.940 lady was looking to find the baby she said congratulations you're having twins and before

00:06:56.860 y'all even asked yes their dad was there but as soon as we found out my mom was cussing and i was

00:07:01.740 crying and their dad was just excited i don't know but after my dad found out i was having twins

00:07:07.340 it suddenly changed the way he felt about me having an abortion and yes i was 13 when i got

00:07:11.660 pregnant and 14 when i gave birth but i had a big support system while i was pregnant

00:07:17.340 i did have a baby shower and my mom is my biggest help honestly though and yes their

00:07:23.740 dad helps out a lot if she if the dad's still in the picture you know oh i guess he's latino he's

00:07:29.020 not he looks latino not black um if the dad's still in the picture and he's a good guy i mean

00:07:36.140 okay she has a kid at 14 let's see so i mean by the time she's 30 they could be done you know

00:07:43.980 it's really not the worst thing in the world i don't think my mom said that all the teen

00:07:47.900 pregnancies in her high school are still with the dads um so all right i want to take a different

00:07:52.620 approach to things and i want to congratulate these female uh new police officers out there

00:07:56.460 so let's go down the list and i will absolutely admit why are you fat pick a struggle being a

00:08:01.340 woman or being fat with this i want to congratulate these female uh cops um female from uh dade city

00:08:07.420 uh florida another female officer from dade city florida uh illinois state police batavia illinois

00:08:14.460 uh park ridge illinois bloomingdale oh my god they're tiny illinois lake delton wisconsin round

00:08:21.900 lake park illinois chesterfield new hampshire novi michigan it's like why are you guys doing this

00:08:29.020 this is just embarrassing it's just embarrassing because you you know like look at this these are

00:08:33.420 like grown men and then there's just these like tiny little women gloster road like imagine you're

00:08:38.860 a criminal this is what you're afraid of the girl in the middle that one even like the old guys with

00:08:44.700 dad bods it's like they could still beat your ass novi michigan oh you know i had this whole long

00:08:50.220 winded bit ding thing done and i had video clips up i was gonna put up showing that females using

00:08:55.260 force when a guy would never use a force and i want to talk to the public about how graham v

00:08:59.340 connor is going to be changed but you guys don't even give a shit about that the public the police

00:09:03.420 supporters they don't give a rat about what cops do or actually putting cops in harm's way but i

00:09:07.820 want to congratulate you i want to congratulate you for being a fool you're now a pawn in this

00:09:12.380 woman's game this is maureen mcguff she's co-founder of the 30 by 30 initiative and she

00:09:17.340 doesn't have a history not a single day to my knowledge as a police officer yet of course

00:09:22.780 like that's a women are the only ones that'll give advice on something like like something

00:09:27.500 they've never done you know he is a credible expert on police and police leadership because

00:09:32.940 practical law enforcement apparently doesn't matter when it comes down to the idea of advancing a

00:09:37.020 profession listen ladies you don't belong you don't but neither do short men neither do skinny

00:09:44.220 men neither do these fat yeah but skinny men can build muscle women can't become men

00:09:48.940 fucking what even if they try tired on duty old-timers who are so fat men can lose weight

00:09:55.380 og police who are absolutely against fitness policies and whatnot all of you every single

00:10:01.600 one of you across the spectrum are going to put yourselves yeah but the problem is people don't

00:10:05.900 want to be cops because of the george floyd you're a smart guy why would you do that like why why for

00:10:11.540 why no harm's way other cops in harm's way and citizens in harm's way because the public is

00:10:18.060 too stupid to understand that by hiring these four foot 11 girls number one we're increasing

00:10:23.500 the odds of a citizen being hurt because they can go to their pistol or increase force quicker

00:10:29.660 simply because gram v connor will change and the citizens will go well she's a female what she's

00:10:34.820 supposed to do wrestle with him of course she should shoot him then you're going to have to

00:10:38.380 have a male backup on every call who goes hands-on and that male cop is going to be taken

00:10:42.780 so the women get the credit for being a police officer while the men do the work it's like

00:10:46.400 incredible it's incredible away from something else that needed to be done that way and his he's

00:10:51.400 going to be put in harm's way because not only does he have to wrestle with and tussle with the

00:10:55.100 subject that she now jacked up and has to be put in the cuffs but not but her as well as two every

00:11:00.240 single one of us knows that when a female goes hands-on we have to clean up the fucking mess

00:11:04.640 because they just can't so now we're fighting two people not just one then there's the lawsuits

00:11:09.820 every one of these females all they have to do is claim oh my god i'm sexually harassed and i'm

00:11:15.180 being just scrutinized for my gender and command staff won't do a goddamn thing aside from trying

00:11:20.200 to fuck one of these females and the guys are going to suffer if they don't promote the females

00:11:24.880 to take them off the street and get them out of the hair of patrol and just by saying hey let's

00:11:29.740 put her as a sergeant of records because that'll take care of all that advance her pay and all

00:11:33.840 that because she didn't earn it but hey we're stuck now listen i don't know how else to say

00:11:38.480 this females you don't belong on the street what's going to happen and you're being very selfish by

00:11:43.840 doing this because you thought you were empowered by women like Maureen McGough, Maureen McGough,

00:11:48.620 whatever her name is. The problem is, I know what's inside of you. And I know that you feel

00:11:54.380 this need. I'm a short man. I'm five foot seven. If you don't think that insecurity has fueled

00:11:59.700 so much of my life into the whole, yes. Yeah. And women can't just, you know,

00:12:04.180 look for things we're good at. I can fucking do it. It does. But the problem is, is now you have

00:12:09.380 badge and the authority, and that has to have an end result, meaning that when you pull somebody

00:12:14.540 over for not using a turn signal, when that person challenges you on the street, unlike you,

00:12:20.300 I can look at somebody because I was formidable, even as a 5'7 man, and go, turn the fuck around,

00:12:26.220 and they'll do it. With you, they won't. They're going to challenge you, and that's going to have

00:12:30.800 to escalate your force then that you now can put on paper and testify in court, led all the way

00:12:36.200 up into you using a pistol and shooting and killing someone because you were in fear for

00:12:40.220 their safety what happened is your department decided to be more inclusive they don't care

00:12:46.120 brass is behind closed doors brass is off the street brass is shielded you're going to be

00:12:51.220 strung out to dry your male co-workers are going to be strung out to dry that citizen is going to

00:12:55.660 be fucking hurt killed of course it's always a white woman with too much time in her hands i bet

00:13:00.900 her husband's funding this initiative stacked up with a rack of charges just because your ego felt

00:13:05.860 shittily challenged on the street, and you're going to ruin more lives, even though so many of

00:13:10.880 you had said in your interview, I want to make a difference in my community. This is not the

00:13:15.460 profession for you. This woman sold you a bill of fake goods. She is lying to you. She will never

00:13:21.700 debate me or anybody else who can come up to her and say, no, your assertions that females use less

00:13:28.200 force on people is a lie because it's physically impossible for you to use more force on somebody

00:13:33.920 who is larger than you, more dangerous than you, and puts you in a position to wind up risking

00:13:38.800 your life for the people on a daily basis. Congratulations for getting involved in the

00:13:43.280 greatest profession in the world. But maybe, maybe think twice about it. Don't be so fucking selfish

00:13:47.980 and leave before you cause the damage that you're inadvertently or I'm purposely going to do,

00:13:53.820 as some of you have been doing and I've already heard from you.

00:13:57.040 All right, let's see who's next. I feel like a lot of girls pop off at the mouth because they

00:14:01.340 have never actually experienced consequences for it. And I noticed, bro, a lot of girls talk shit

00:14:06.860 and are extra masculine because they never really got hit in their shit, bro, by their mamas, by

00:14:10.640 their daddies or shit, even by their boyfriends. You feel me? Dudes understand, bro, like when you

00:14:15.300 fight another man, bro, you get in a conversation with another man, bro, like you can be the best

00:14:19.140 fighter ever, bro, but it's a chance you can slip and fall, bro, and hit your head in this weak ass

00:14:23.460 nigga and just beat you up. You feel me? You'd hit your head, you fell out, passed out, and he's just

00:14:28.200 Punching the fuck at you, bro.

00:14:29.580 Whole time you're a way better fighter, bro.

00:14:31.060 Dudes know that.

00:14:32.260 Like deep down, like you size a dude up every time.

00:14:34.200 Even when you meet him, like I probably could beat him up.

00:14:36.080 He could probably beat me up or however it goes.

00:14:37.780 You feel me?

00:14:38.380 Girls don't have that, bro.

00:14:39.720 Girls just don't.

00:14:40.600 They don't even think, bro.

00:14:41.460 So that's why girls can run off at the mouth, especially on social media.

00:14:44.200 But even in person, they just fight.

00:14:45.740 They can say anything, bro, whatever.

00:14:47.220 It's because they never got their lip busted.

00:14:49.140 They never got their head cracked open.

00:14:50.560 They never been choked for real, for real.

00:14:52.380 Like to where they can't breathe and shit like that, bro.

00:14:54.740 Tagged back and forth.

00:14:55.660 Like two grown men fighting, bro.

00:14:57.360 Like, if you'd have been in a fight, you know, bro.

00:14:59.500 Like, you could be the best fighter ever, but you know, bro.

00:15:01.560 Like, that shit takes a lot out of you.

00:15:03.860 Bro, sit, swing, stand up right now, bro, and swing 30 times, bro.

00:15:07.920 Watch full force.

00:15:09.160 Watch how out of breath you be, bro.

00:15:11.380 Real men, no.

00:15:12.500 Niggas that done really got in fights, no.

00:15:14.060 Like, that shit's not no joke.

00:15:15.600 You feel me?

00:15:15.980 Like, when I'm fighting somebody, I'm trying to kill that ass.

00:15:17.860 I'm not trying to fight them.

00:15:19.200 Like, I'm not trying to just, oh, play.

00:15:21.000 No, I'm trying to kill that ass.

00:15:22.260 You feel me?

00:15:23.100 So, bro, that's what I'm saying.

00:15:24.280 And girls be running their mouth for us because they've never been in a real altercation, bro.

00:15:28.400 A lot of girls low-key be needing to get slapped fire out their ass, bro.

00:15:32.540 One time.

00:15:33.080 I've heard, like, in Dallas, there was a lot of fights in this place called, like, Deep Ellum.

00:15:37.160 And I heard it's all been girls lately.

00:15:38.960 Like, girls have been the ones fighting.

00:15:40.800 So they can realize, like, damn, this grown man can beat the shit out of me.

00:15:44.560 He could kill me with his hands if he wanted to.

00:15:46.960 And I noticed, bro, a lot of girls talk shit in her extra masculine because they never.

00:15:50.980 Okay.

00:15:51.620 Yeah, that's true.

00:15:52.320 All right, let's shoot this girl.

00:15:53.480 Fucking lying.

00:15:53.760 i ain't gonna argue with a bitch that ain't got shit to lose i like how she's talking masculine

00:15:58.380 oh my god but they cell phone they id and they social security the underlying tragedy of hip-hop

00:16:04.520 hypnosis is the destruction of language now this woman probably spoke with more eloquence

00:16:10.960 when she was in fifth grade but unfortunately she has trained herself to unfortunately talk

00:16:18.100 like a moron and it's um it's painful to witness and it's painful to hear the best thing we can do

00:16:24.500 i was never that type of snow bunny is snap the youth out of this trance and for future generations

00:16:32.160 to understand that when you listen to moron music on repeat behavior modification through repetition

00:16:40.220 produces a state of hypnosis where unfortunately language is literally destroyed y'all fucking

00:16:48.960 lying i ain't gonna argue with a bitch that ain't because again we're in a woman's world and women

00:16:53.720 put things that are terrible as cool and women care about being cool so then you know like ebonics

00:16:59.980 is cool to you know some women and then now we try to do that it's just like what can a woman

00:17:05.980 in a bonnet tell me you don't want a best friend y'all want a girlfriend i'll be dl gay as hell

00:17:10.600 trying to check your best friend like they your girlfriend that shit is gay it is homosexual no

00:17:16.500 i should not be texting you good morning every morning no we are not matching when we go to

00:17:21.060 the fucking club and we can absolutely not have a fucking threesome and let me emphasize you do

00:17:27.320 not fuck your friends i don't give a fuck if you don't normally touch girls the reaction will be

00:17:32.920 the same as if you did this to a dude god forbid you get a boyfriend now your best friend mad at

00:17:39.140 you oh y'all can't spend time together you don't hit me on my phone no more what that sound like

00:17:44.280 what that sound like that's so true women do women do treat each other like um like see it be

00:17:50.640 different if it was one of my gay friends doing some gay shit but y'all hoes be fake straight

00:17:55.440 fake heterosexual i'm straight as fuck and all of my friends are a part of the lgbt community

00:18:00.920 And none of them hoes have ever tried to touch my cooter

00:18:03.640 But let your straight friend be fucked up off the Don Julio

00:18:06.360 GAY!

00:18:08.140 Oh my god, I've seen this

00:18:09.640 This girl

00:18:10.080 Okay, this girl made a

00:18:12.260 Oh my god, this song is so bad

00:18:14.540 I keep her sick safe under my bed

00:18:18.120 In my youth

00:18:20.120 I just can't even imagine

00:18:21.580 Like, you're just sitting at the bar

00:18:23.400 And she comes up

00:18:24.220 And you're like

00:18:24.740 Wait, what did she say?

00:18:26.880 I watch it again and again

00:18:30.460 When I get drunk

00:18:33.140 And I read the letters you wrote me

00:18:36.360 When you missed my body

00:18:39.120 Now I wonder if you ever loved me

00:18:44.880 Cause you just like to make art

00:18:48.600 Off your fantasies

00:18:50.560 You try so hard

00:18:52.660 You see how she's projecting?

00:18:54.380 She said, you like to make art off your fantasies

00:18:56.480 She's making art

00:18:57.620 Talking about the sex

00:18:59.500 It's just incredible

00:19:00.300 women are incredible women are incredible you know what i mean turn your life into a movie

00:19:05.940 that's why we made a dvd not because i was scared of the internet but you had a thing for the 90s

00:19:16.060 can you imagine like your future wife that's someone's future wife you know look at the

00:19:21.320 comments i'm a playstation guy these lyrics are weird xbox people as in box full of things like

00:19:27.400 letters from her ex okay i guess that was kind of clever her dad took this video oh my god everyone's

00:19:35.720 everyone's i would break up with you just for the soundtrack oh my gosh all right guys yeah women um

00:19:42.200 yeah women keep a sex tape just know she misses him you know what i mean don't let her don't let

00:19:47.480 her tell you otherwise all right guys uh let me know what you think in the comments i would love

00:19:51.800 it if you could like the video and uh you know please subscribe to the channel you guys are

00:19:55.480 awesome thanks for watching and if you have any reels um send them to doug mpa in the group chat

00:20:00.840 on discord like the video and i'll see you next time

Pearl - March 17, 2026

6'0＂ Black Man vs. Tiny Female Cop： WHO WINS!？

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