Pearl - March 17, 20266'0＂ Black Man vs. Tiny Female Cop： WHO WINS!？
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In this episode of we are reacting to on insta . We talk about women in therapy, abortion, mental health, and why women change their opinions and opinions by the hottest guy they re banging.
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like imagine you're a criminal this is what you're afraid of the girl in the middle that one
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even like the old guys with dad bods it's like they could still beat your ass what up guys welcome
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to my reaction series today we are reacting to instagram is not a real place where me and doug
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mpa show the reels that we send to each other if you guys want to send some join the discord in
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the comments um we're in there every day and um today we're gonna see if instagram is a real place
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let's see how much sorrow can i take just him with narcissism like do you see the attention
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you're trying to draw with just how you um just how you dress like isn't that kind of narcissistic
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blackbird on my shoulder oh so you're bipolar oh my god what difference does it make when this love
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is over shall i sleep within your bed river of unhappiness hold your hands upon my head
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she told her to break up with her boyfriend on the very first call yeah i mean that's usually
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what therapists do i mean look every girl i knew with a psych major it was batshit insane
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it's incredible to me the women becoming therapists uh yeah till i breathe my last breath
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a licensed doesn't make someone trustworthy people taking advice from unlicensed
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and men know this men naturally like distrust people where women naturally are just
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are trusting when there's an authority type. All the comments I there with doctors too. I've
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healed more with lived experience than advice from women than anyone with a degree. Not every
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therapist is a good therapist. Had a very similar experience with my therapist. She totally projected
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onto me and fed my delusions. Had me believing my partner was abusive. He was not. We're married
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now and he is happy, stable, and more connected than when she was breathing down my neck. I'm
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trying to undo the wounds she loved yeah um again women use social violence so just women in a
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therapist position just is not great really annoying guy this was i was pro-choice at 21
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this is what changed my mind and we had a conversation in a car there was a whole bunch
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of people in that car and the topic of abortion came up and i just said women need abortion i'm
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a feminist oh my god women need to stop doing this you became pro-choice or pro-life like five
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minutes ago please don't lecture me because i don't know how many abortions you have when you
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were pro-choice i look at i've been pro-life since i was like 12 i remember arguing on the
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playground about abortion where have you bitches been you know what i mean and this guy said what
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women want to be like oopsies do you know what abortion i changed my mind is he said do you know
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who it kills and i said it doesn't kill anything it's not a baby yet and he said well what is it
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then i said it's not formed it doesn't it can't think for itself and he said to me that what how
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we know what something is is we know who its parents are so if a mother is pregnant she's
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pregnant with a human and he i said well it might be human but it's not alive and he said well the
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test of something being alive is that it's growing it's developing and he said so you're on the side
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of saying that women's equality depends on them killing a living human being i felt really
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uncomfortable and i just yelled at him yeah the biggest killer of women is a man what would you
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know because i was 20 in the privacy of my workplace i started researching abortion i like
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how she's admitting to not working she started researching abortion at what were you not working
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because this guy this very brave guy had planted seeds and as i looked at academic research papers
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but it doesn't matter what these women say because if they're pregnant by a guy they don't want to
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be a mother too they're still gonna get it so who cares you know there was one that had pictures
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of aborted babies in it and when i saw the pictures of those babies their arms their legs
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their face i realized that i could no longer support abortion do you know what i did with
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that guy i married him was just really damn yeah that's what i mean women change their opinions by
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the hottest guy they're banging so whoever the hottest guy is realization that i'm simply in
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different husband bracket from some of y'all because whenever i make a video like this of me
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cooking my husband or making my husband breakfast burritos for the week i always get some sort of
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comment saying something along the lines of like oh well why can't he get off the couch and just
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make it himself because he's at work or if it's the weekend he's out doing shit like building
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shit he has a list every weekend of things that he wants to accomplish and once he finishes that
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list i'll just see him just staring staring out in the backyard five minutes later he's chopping
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down a tree so no i don't understand that concept and i never will because i didn't marry a fuck
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you know it's funny a lot of guys i i heard about this guy who um he his hobby was running and that
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he signed up for the la marathon and just like won it it was like a teacher like men they just um
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they just have like these hobbies um and they can just build anything like it's just incredible the
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things men can get done in a day okay let's see who's next hey guys just got out of school so
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don't mind how i look but this video is a recommended story time about how i became a
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teen mom of twins at 14 let me just start off by saying i'm not romanticizing teen pregnancy or
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being a teen mom i don't care if you support me oh my god of course just have black you're not
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so basically me and their dad started talking in seventh grade and by the time i got pregnant we
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were already dating for eight months which isn't a long time at all but at least my babies weren't
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one night stands so basically how i found out is actually because my mom knew before i even knew
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i guess she knows yeah do you know what i always say that a sex that is very dependent on the kid
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like there are like i don't know they're just women that are born whores and they're just
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whoring from a young age and slutting it out whatever and so like there are some kids where
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like they need sex ed um more than others because they're just like sluttier you know it's weird to
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say that but like some kids are sexually active in middle school it's true i just i hadn't had
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my period yet to be honest i wasn't really thinking anything of it because my periods
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are always irregular so my mom picked me up from school the day she felt something was off
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and she made me take the test and as soon as i took that test the lines were brightly on there
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my mom just told me it's whatever i decide to do if i have an abortion or not but my dad was not
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having it he wanted me to have an abortion and the next day i had an ultrasound and while the
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lady was looking to find the baby she said congratulations you're having twins and before
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y'all even asked yes their dad was there but as soon as we found out my mom was cussing and i was
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crying and their dad was just excited i don't know but after my dad found out i was having twins
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it suddenly changed the way he felt about me having an abortion and yes i was 13 when i got
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pregnant and 14 when i gave birth but i had a big support system while i was pregnant
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i did have a baby shower and my mom is my biggest help honestly though and yes their
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dad helps out a lot if she if the dad's still in the picture you know oh i guess he's latino he's
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not he looks latino not black um if the dad's still in the picture and he's a good guy i mean
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okay she has a kid at 14 let's see so i mean by the time she's 30 they could be done you know
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it's really not the worst thing in the world i don't think my mom said that all the teen
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pregnancies in her high school are still with the dads um so all right i want to take a different
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approach to things and i want to congratulate these female uh new police officers out there
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so let's go down the list and i will absolutely admit why are you fat pick a struggle being a
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woman or being fat with this i want to congratulate these female uh cops um female from uh dade city
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uh florida another female officer from dade city florida uh illinois state police batavia illinois
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uh park ridge illinois bloomingdale oh my god they're tiny illinois lake delton wisconsin round
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lake park illinois chesterfield new hampshire novi michigan it's like why are you guys doing this
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this is just embarrassing it's just embarrassing because you you know like look at this these are
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like grown men and then there's just these like tiny little women gloster road like imagine you're
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a criminal this is what you're afraid of the girl in the middle that one even like the old guys with
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dad bods it's like they could still beat your ass novi michigan oh you know i had this whole long
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winded bit ding thing done and i had video clips up i was gonna put up showing that females using
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force when a guy would never use a force and i want to talk to the public about how graham v
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connor is going to be changed but you guys don't even give a shit about that the public the police
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supporters they don't give a rat about what cops do or actually putting cops in harm's way but i
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want to congratulate you i want to congratulate you for being a fool you're now a pawn in this
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woman's game this is maureen mcguff she's co-founder of the 30 by 30 initiative and she
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doesn't have a history not a single day to my knowledge as a police officer yet of course
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like that's a women are the only ones that'll give advice on something like like something
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they've never done you know he is a credible expert on police and police leadership because
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practical law enforcement apparently doesn't matter when it comes down to the idea of advancing a
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profession listen ladies you don't belong you don't but neither do short men neither do skinny
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men neither do these fat yeah but skinny men can build muscle women can't become men
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fucking what even if they try tired on duty old-timers who are so fat men can lose weight
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og police who are absolutely against fitness policies and whatnot all of you every single
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one of you across the spectrum are going to put yourselves yeah but the problem is people don't
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want to be cops because of the george floyd you're a smart guy why would you do that like why why for
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why no harm's way other cops in harm's way and citizens in harm's way because the public is
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too stupid to understand that by hiring these four foot 11 girls number one we're increasing
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the odds of a citizen being hurt because they can go to their pistol or increase force quicker
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simply because gram v connor will change and the citizens will go well she's a female what she's
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supposed to do wrestle with him of course she should shoot him then you're going to have to
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have a male backup on every call who goes hands-on and that male cop is going to be taken
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so the women get the credit for being a police officer while the men do the work it's like
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incredible it's incredible away from something else that needed to be done that way and his he's
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going to be put in harm's way because not only does he have to wrestle with and tussle with the
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subject that she now jacked up and has to be put in the cuffs but not but her as well as two every
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single one of us knows that when a female goes hands-on we have to clean up the fucking mess
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because they just can't so now we're fighting two people not just one then there's the lawsuits
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every one of these females all they have to do is claim oh my god i'm sexually harassed and i'm
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being just scrutinized for my gender and command staff won't do a goddamn thing aside from trying
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to fuck one of these females and the guys are going to suffer if they don't promote the females
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to take them off the street and get them out of the hair of patrol and just by saying hey let's
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put her as a sergeant of records because that'll take care of all that advance her pay and all
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that because she didn't earn it but hey we're stuck now listen i don't know how else to say
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this females you don't belong on the street what's going to happen and you're being very selfish by
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doing this because you thought you were empowered by women like Maureen McGough, Maureen McGough,
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whatever her name is. The problem is, I know what's inside of you. And I know that you feel
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this need. I'm a short man. I'm five foot seven. If you don't think that insecurity has fueled
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so much of my life into the whole, yes. Yeah. And women can't just, you know,
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look for things we're good at. I can fucking do it. It does. But the problem is, is now you have
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badge and the authority, and that has to have an end result, meaning that when you pull somebody
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over for not using a turn signal, when that person challenges you on the street, unlike you,
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I can look at somebody because I was formidable, even as a 5'7 man, and go, turn the fuck around,
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and they'll do it. With you, they won't. They're going to challenge you, and that's going to have
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to escalate your force then that you now can put on paper and testify in court, led all the way
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up into you using a pistol and shooting and killing someone because you were in fear for
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their safety what happened is your department decided to be more inclusive they don't care
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brass is behind closed doors brass is off the street brass is shielded you're going to be
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strung out to dry your male co-workers are going to be strung out to dry that citizen is going to
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be fucking hurt killed of course it's always a white woman with too much time in her hands i bet
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her husband's funding this initiative stacked up with a rack of charges just because your ego felt
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shittily challenged on the street, and you're going to ruin more lives, even though so many of
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you had said in your interview, I want to make a difference in my community. This is not the
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profession for you. This woman sold you a bill of fake goods. She is lying to you. She will never
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debate me or anybody else who can come up to her and say, no, your assertions that females use less
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force on people is a lie because it's physically impossible for you to use more force on somebody
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who is larger than you, more dangerous than you, and puts you in a position to wind up risking
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your life for the people on a daily basis. Congratulations for getting involved in the
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greatest profession in the world. But maybe, maybe think twice about it. Don't be so fucking selfish
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and leave before you cause the damage that you're inadvertently or I'm purposely going to do,
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as some of you have been doing and I've already heard from you.
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All right, let's see who's next. I feel like a lot of girls pop off at the mouth because they
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have never actually experienced consequences for it. And I noticed, bro, a lot of girls talk shit
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and are extra masculine because they never really got hit in their shit, bro, by their mamas, by
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their daddies or shit, even by their boyfriends. You feel me? Dudes understand, bro, like when you
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fight another man, bro, you get in a conversation with another man, bro, like you can be the best
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fighter ever, bro, but it's a chance you can slip and fall, bro, and hit your head in this weak ass
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nigga and just beat you up. You feel me? You'd hit your head, you fell out, passed out, and he's just
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Whole time you're a way better fighter, bro.
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Like deep down, like you size a dude up every time.
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Even when you meet him, like I probably could beat him up.
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He could probably beat me up or however it goes.
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So that's why girls can run off at the mouth, especially on social media.
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They never been choked for real, for real.
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Like to where they can't breathe and shit like that, bro.
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Like, if you'd have been in a fight, you know, bro.
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Like, you could be the best fighter ever, but you know, bro.
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Bro, sit, swing, stand up right now, bro, and swing 30 times, bro.
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Niggas that done really got in fights, no.
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Like, when I'm fighting somebody, I'm trying to kill that ass.
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And girls be running their mouth for us because they've never been in a real altercation, bro.
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A lot of girls low-key be needing to get slapped fire out their ass, bro.
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I've heard, like, in Dallas, there was a lot of fights in this place called, like, Deep Ellum.
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So they can realize, like, damn, this grown man can beat the shit out of me.
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He could kill me with his hands if he wanted to.
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And I noticed, bro, a lot of girls talk shit in her extra masculine because they never.
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i ain't gonna argue with a bitch that ain't got shit to lose i like how she's talking masculine
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oh my god but they cell phone they id and they social security the underlying tragedy of hip-hop
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hypnosis is the destruction of language now this woman probably spoke with more eloquence
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when she was in fifth grade but unfortunately she has trained herself to unfortunately talk
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like a moron and it's um it's painful to witness and it's painful to hear the best thing we can do
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i was never that type of snow bunny is snap the youth out of this trance and for future generations
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to understand that when you listen to moron music on repeat behavior modification through repetition
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produces a state of hypnosis where unfortunately language is literally destroyed y'all fucking
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lying i ain't gonna argue with a bitch that ain't because again we're in a woman's world and women
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put things that are terrible as cool and women care about being cool so then you know like ebonics
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is cool to you know some women and then now we try to do that it's just like what can a woman
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in a bonnet tell me you don't want a best friend y'all want a girlfriend i'll be dl gay as hell
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trying to check your best friend like they your girlfriend that shit is gay it is homosexual no
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i should not be texting you good morning every morning no we are not matching when we go to
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the fucking club and we can absolutely not have a fucking threesome and let me emphasize you do
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not fuck your friends i don't give a fuck if you don't normally touch girls the reaction will be
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the same as if you did this to a dude god forbid you get a boyfriend now your best friend mad at
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you oh y'all can't spend time together you don't hit me on my phone no more what that sound like
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what that sound like that's so true women do women do treat each other like um like see it be
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different if it was one of my gay friends doing some gay shit but y'all hoes be fake straight
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fake heterosexual i'm straight as fuck and all of my friends are a part of the lgbt community
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And none of them hoes have ever tried to touch my cooter
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But let your straight friend be fucked up off the Don Julio
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She said, you like to make art off your fantasies
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women are incredible women are incredible you know what i mean turn your life into a movie
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that's why we made a dvd not because i was scared of the internet but you had a thing for the 90s
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can you imagine like your future wife that's someone's future wife you know look at the
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comments i'm a playstation guy these lyrics are weird xbox people as in box full of things like
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letters from her ex okay i guess that was kind of clever her dad took this video oh my god everyone's
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everyone's i would break up with you just for the soundtrack oh my gosh all right guys yeah women um
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yeah women keep a sex tape just know she misses him you know what i mean don't let her don't let
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her tell you otherwise all right guys uh let me know what you think in the comments i would love
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it if you could like the video and uh you know please subscribe to the channel you guys are
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awesome thanks for watching and if you have any reels um send them to doug mpa in the group chat
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on discord like the video and i'll see you next time