Pearl - July 16, 2026


7 Minutes Of Women Getting Their CARS REPOED


Episode Stats


Length

7 minutes

Words per minute

215.98

Word count

1,570

Sentence count

12

Harmful content

Misogyny

16

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Toxicity

13

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Hate speech

13

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Summary

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I got a call from a woman who said her car drove away from her. She drives a Tesla and Tesla has a self-repo. Wait, no, that's hilarious. What's up, guys?

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 I got a call from a homegirl who said her car drove away from her. I said, what do you mean
00:00:03.380 your car drove away? Apparently she drives a Tesla. She hasn't paid her bill. And Tesla has 0.64
00:00:09.180 a self repo. Wait, no, that's hilarious. All right. What's up, guys? Welcome to my reaction
00:00:15.420 series. Today we are reacting to women taking L's, which no, not Ben Shapiro. This is the last
00:00:22.040 reaction. Although he could join. But today we're reacting to women getting their cars repossessed.
00:00:30.000 before i start in the description there's a google form link if you want to come to one of
00:00:34.160 our private events make sure you apply there like the video let's get started half ago i decided i
00:00:39.440 was gonna let my car get repossessed they just even got it it's been sitting out there with no
00:00:43.040 plates i'm sure my neighbors are so stoked that it's gone well we always take pride in how
00:00:46.960 irresponsible we can be and still get out of it i almost cried a little bit i had that car the
00:00:50.960 longest i've had any car i have a bad problem about getting a new car like every two years
00:00:54.240 and i poured a lot of money into that car my parents poured a lot of money into that car
00:00:58.320 yeah that's what i mean so everybody in a like it's not kind to enable people and everybody 0.89
00:01:02.720 enables women and now she's gone i shed a little tear i came out of my house like a bat out of
00:01:07.600 hell because i saw the tow truck driver come in and i thought he was scared and i was like hey
00:01:10.640 can i give you the keys and he was like yeah and i was like okay cool i told him i was like i've
00:01:14.320 been waiting i called my finance company i was like listen it's been sitting for a month waiting
00:01:18.640 come and get it please before i get a ticket but then he was like god bless you jessica and i was
00:01:22.720 like thank you so much for taking this out of here but i am sad i want to cry a little bit not because
00:01:25.920 it's going on my credit but just because i'm kind of a sentimental person i went through a lot of
00:01:29.280 in my life with that car that car got me through some hard stuff also i forgot to add that i have
00:01:34.240 put um probably 12 tires on that car because for some reason i felt like a 2015 volkswagen tiguan
00:01:39.360 was like a forerunner and i drove that thing like i was i don't know a hill climber professional i
00:01:45.760 have no idea what i was thinking it's literally just a little bit bigger like one inch bigger
00:01:49.280 wheels than mine so you're gonna see the economy hitting women harder and harder because the price 0.99
00:01:53.520 women buy anything so women are the ones that fund capitalism because we don't care about prices so 1.00
00:01:58.640 everybody can raise the price of everything and the people that lie to women the most get the most 1.00
00:02:02.160 money so the incentive structure it's just going to get worse um but you're going to see women's 0.99
00:02:08.080 bad decisions catch up to them because later and later and later in life we're getting married
00:02:11.760 meaning we can make more and more bad decisions that everybody else has to deal with um i also
00:02:16.960 put two new wheels on that car because one time i hit a four by four uh like a four by four maybe
00:02:21.680 like an eight by eight okay like a piece of wood fell out of the back of somebody's truck
00:02:24.640 smash the ground and then guess what i did going 80 miles an hour boom smash it drove it off the
00:02:27.680 side of the road one time into a ditch thinking i was a four-wheeler smashed both my tires out
00:02:31.360 i can't even tell you the stories i drove that thing like a psycho all right let's see who's
00:02:35.200 next i got a call from a home girl who said her car drove away from her i said what you mean your
00:02:39.440 car drove away apparently she drives a tesla she hasn't paid her bill and tesla has a self-repo
00:02:46.000 wait no that's hilarious so 0.83
00:02:49.640 for her oh that's so funny she was at the nail shop getting her hair in her i mean you already 0.99
00:02:58.800 know it's a black woman let me get this let me get this straight she's at the at the hair shop 0.99
00:03:03.180 and she can't pay her car bill that's incredible it's like ladies the beauty stuff is the first to 0.99
00:03:09.480 go that's got to be the first thing to cut when you can't afford things you know it's not gonna 0.61
00:03:14.740 food water shelter it's your beauty her nails and her feet done and when she looked out the
00:03:20.540 nail shop window her car was driving away but she knows she didn't start her car however 0.89
00:03:25.740 she did remember she didn't pay her damn car note but how about they don't send tow trucks to pick 0.96
00:03:33.780 up teslas the tesla drives back to the damn place where you get it from so her tesla drove off it 0.98
00:03:40.340 was a self-driving repossession of her car because she didn't pay her car note i did not know that
00:03:46.640 tesla has a self-repo with a car if it's not paid for the car drives back to the dealership by itself 0.78
00:03:53.580 because you ain't paid your bill that is some shit there like tesla really did a big one with
00:03:58.720 that i love to what the comments say so tesla repo is apple subscriptions tesla said you got 0.92
00:04:05.420 money for hair and nails but you can't pay the note i'm out i don't see why anybody would even
00:04:10.080 wanted tesla after that movie came out while all the teslas shut down on the highway oh my gosh
00:04:15.640 okay some people are saying the the that this isn't real the fact that so many people believe
00:04:21.900 this in the comments i guess maybe it's fake i don't know the internet all right let's see what
00:04:28.400 this blonde girl's doing sharing all of my problems with everyone to see how we do it on 0.90
00:04:33.680 tick tock is share our problems much i fucked up and all the mistakes that i've been making but 0.95
00:04:38.680 at the same time it's my life and it's real and i never like to make anything seem fake and they 0.87
00:04:44.840 are my problems and i'm learning from them so if i could post them online for other people to see
00:04:49.640 and other people to learn from then might as well because otherwise they're just problems they're
00:04:55.820 not problems that can at least do some good plus so many people are messaging me saying thank you
00:05:01.720 for being so open and vulnerable about all of your issues and everything that's going on in your life
00:05:06.900 because it makes me feel less alone so i don't even care the embarrassment is worth it on today's
00:05:14.060 agenda i need to find a new insurance because the one i was trying to get with the pictures at the
00:05:19.040 tow yard they wouldn't let me see my car and i can't afford it anyways so looking for a cheaper
00:05:25.820 insurance also i got a call yesterday i got a ticket two months ago that i forgot to pay and
00:05:34.440 i'm gonna have a warrant out for my arrest if i don't pay that so my license is suspended i don't 0.91
00:05:42.960 have insurance i have a warrant out for my arrest and i have tickets to motherfucking pay also my 0.88
00:05:47.980 car is hopefully not getting auctioned off because i can't get it out so let's just pray that
00:05:54.500 everything happens in good time by the way i got this ticket for going on my phone because i was
00:06:00.400 looking for a gas station and the cop pulled me over and i was like i was literally looking for a
00:06:06.420 gas station my car is running on me he's like i'm so sorry like just just here's your ticket 0.94
00:06:12.180 here's your fucking ticket i can't make a ticket but i was running anyways it's not too expensive 0.96
00:06:16.500 you get a certain amount of checks on your driver's license or id or whatever and like 0.99
00:06:21.480 that's obviously not good so if you pay with traffic school it's more expensive but it's less
00:06:26.560 checks on your license so i can't afford that though
00:06:31.160 yeah so she's first i bet she's got a paypal in the bio account as 302 dollars yeah so again 1.00
00:06:39.160 this is gonna lead to more sex work you see um she's got a million how do you have a million 1.00
00:06:45.140 followers and yeah she's if she's really that broke um she's doing some sort of sex work 1.00
00:06:52.180 and it's crazy because you'll see the lifestyle and you know it's like she's got all these new
00:06:57.500 clothes her hair is dyed and then also saying that she's broke and can't pay her car can't pay 350 1.00
00:07:04.080 who believes that not me but anyways she'd get a sugar daddy or something she's attractive enough
00:07:09.900 anyways guys let me know what you think in the comments like the video if you can subscribe to
00:07:13.620 the channel um and i'll see you next time bye