Pearl - July 14, 2026


These 60 Year Old Hags Think They Deserve Love LOL

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Women "Dating" Over The Age of 50 (RUN!!) 7 Minutes Of Women Getting Their CARS REPOED

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13 minutes

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11

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6

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Today we are reacting to women taking l's and dating over 60 years old. Who wants to date a woman over 60? How many of us have ever dated a woman who is 50 or older? Is it a good idea to date someone who is that age?

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00:00:00.000 his time is more valuable than your time like what are you thinking about sex what's up guys
00:00:06.780 welcome to my reaction series today we are reacting to women taking l's and an l is dating
00:00:11.040 over 60. now to be fair right some of these women could have been widowed when i was in high school
00:00:15.480 i am my grandma was widowed and i heard her and her friends talk about like guys back then
00:00:20.820 and i remember thinking oh my gosh they sound exactly like me and my friends and they're old
00:00:25.440 so i remember a woman she got ghosted but it was literally ghosted because he died
00:00:29.980 when you're that age it's a different type of ghosting you know what i mean
00:00:34.660 so anyways also they're going to share more and more men because there's less men like alive for
00:00:41.560 one like i saw this video of a retirement home and they're talking about how like there's so
00:00:48.040 many women there and not enough men so we just always share that anyways guys um if you could
00:00:52.340 like the video and also if you want to see me in person at a live event make sure you click the
00:00:58.360 link in the description there's a google form you do have to apply it to come uh because i have to
00:01:02.680 make sure you're not crazy and gonna stalk me or kill me okay fair enough it's the internet um so 0.99
00:01:07.480 anyways uh we're gonna rate these women as we go through and say um if we think like how chopped 0.55
00:01:16.360 and cooked they are so lovely conversation in september he said i'll be back in a week i'll
00:01:21.800 reach out in a week when i get home five months later hey sorry i didn't reach out my bad are you
00:01:29.320 free to chat now delete all right so i think we got to take out the ego and dating for women right
00:01:37.560 because how do i put it men are the jobs we're applying to so as a woman let's say you get if 0.89
00:01:44.600 you apply to a work job and you get rejected now and they come back later maybe they just had a
00:01:50.760 better applicant or an applicant that seemed better we got to stop taking it so personal
00:01:54.840 if you know you're adding value um and they go with someone else if you're still interested in
00:02:00.920 the job i don't think you should reject it based on that you should just be like hey maybe demand
00:02:05.480 a little higher salary now number two if you're rude to the waiter the wait staff you honk at
00:02:11.400 people in the car you have swear at them delete number three you cross my boundaries especially
00:02:17.800 when it comes to physical touch too soon the thing i mean i just honestly if you're that age
00:02:23.880 i've heard that if you get the wrong std at that age you can get like a hysterectomy but
00:02:28.200 i don't know you might as well just gluck gluck and it's your old number two if you're rude to
00:02:34.600 the waiter the wait staff you honk at people in the car you yeah swear at them delete number three
00:02:40.680 sorry this light goes in the car you internet's iffy yeah swear at them delete number three
00:02:47.640 you cross my boundaries especially when it comes to physical touch too soon using pet names honey
00:02:54.420 gorgeous sweetheart babe delete number four saying you'll call in the morning and then i don't hear
00:03:01.960 from you all weekend or maybe even not even for a week maybe never no i'm sure in your 20s you did
00:03:07.340 same thing just take that out you know oh delete you're not coming back number five sexual innuendos
00:03:13.980 or talk or expectations too early delete delete what are yours i could keep going yeah i mean 1.00
00:03:20.220 that sounds like a terrible woman to go on a date with so she's too insufferable she's cooked 1.00
00:03:24.220 let's see if this woman's cooked videos all right just based on looks i would put her in the top 1.00
00:03:28.860 half of women over 60 right now i know you guys are saying who wants to date a woman over 60 there's 0.97
00:03:34.300 always a chad who operates in that market like i know a guy he likes to bang 20 something year
00:03:39.740 olds but he also likes to bang 50 year olds men you know there's always a guy that'll do it so
00:03:46.300 a few days ago i was just gonna let it go but sometimes you know things just stick around in
00:03:52.300 your brain and you just have to address it so i posted a video about dating voice is already kind
00:03:57.580 of naggy i'm thinking insufferable in my 60s apparently i just misunderstood what something 0.71
00:04:03.260 casual means in today's world to me something casual means you're not looking to get married 0.99
00:04:08.940 again you're just looking for companionship someone to do fun things with go to movies shows
00:04:14.220 plays and just spend some quality time together and i understand now that that's not what that
00:04:19.260 yeah so spend time together so that's like a woman's ideal casual is not having to give any
00:04:25.580 sexual access beginning to hang out men's ideal casual is sex and no hang out anyway one of the
00:04:32.620 comments i received from user gtfoh said so basically what something casual means to you
00:04:39.820 is that the man pays for everything and gets a hug in the end well guess what that comment just
00:04:46.460 pissed me off because it was true huh i have a good job i am perfectly capable of paying for
00:04:52.220 my own dinner yeah it's not about money it's like their attention their time yeah i pay for my own
00:04:58.620 vacations if i want a luxury bag or some jewelry guess what i pay for it myself i don't need a man
00:05:05.340 to buy it too old to get a man to pay for it for you so that was in your 20s maybe 30s these things
00:05:10.860 for me so when i hear comments like this it just kind of makes me sick for you to think that because
00:05:17.980 you forked out 20 bucks at chili's that you deserve to get laid in the end your time his 0.89
00:05:23.420 time is more valuable than your time like what are you thinking about sex your opinion of women 0.99
00:05:30.620 can you do you see her getting angry i mean this is the you know guys will try to bang young women
00:05:35.340 and they're like tee hee not tonight and then you know they get this nagging uh she's gone 1.00
00:05:43.020 cooked insufferable because guess what we don't need your 20 chilies dinner we are perfectly
00:05:49.900 capable of paying for all these things ourselves and in the end guess what we come home to our 0.95
00:05:55.420 clean house without pee dribbles on the floor next to the mountains of debt toilet without clothes
00:06:01.800 on the floor next to the hamper and without whiskers in the sink we don't need a man to pay
00:06:08.240 for anything yeah she's cooked all right let's see the next one all right she's smiling a little
00:06:11.920 more less of a scowl okay for over 60 although this is on tiktok so i'm gonna assume they're
00:06:17.480 all uglier in person. Completely different after 60. There's an actual reason for that. Because you're
00:06:24.200 old. When I was younger, I think I was looking for security, validation, and approval. But at 60,
00:06:32.900 I don't need someone to completely. I have my own home, my own friends, my own interests,
00:06:38.840 and a life that's built for myself. So now I'm not asking, will he choose me? I'm asking,
00:06:45.900 does he add value to my life and that's why dating feels completely different it's not that we're
00:06:52.460 bitter it's that we're no longer yeah because you already um made the money and made the choices to
00:06:59.100 live life without a man so let's he's not needed which is fine keep on going i was minding my own
00:07:06.780 she's cooked i can already tell she's got the finger at wagon cook business and i was about 0.95
00:07:12.140 to have some lunch until i heard a man say women over 60 are just having the hardest times trying 1.00
00:07:20.140 to find a date and now i'm gonna eat your lunch instead because who in the sam hill do you think 0.99
00:07:29.100 we as 60 plus year olds are out here trying to get a date with baby that train has come
00:07:34.700 and gone and we ain't buying no ticket for another ride through
00:07:41.740 hell we didn't gave y'all all we had to give you at the time we gave you the love
00:07:47.340 we gave you the communication cooking kids everything and your sorry bus didn't appreciate 0.98
00:07:53.820 none of it which is why we are now getting together as groups of women and going to
00:08:00.700 Santorini and having wine on the beach, right by the ocean.
00:08:05.260 Sounds terrible.
00:08:06.260 Because we're about us now.
00:08:08.260 Y'all can kick rocks with your shoes off because we are not interested in the drama and the
00:08:14.660 trauma that y'all have taken us through again at 60-year-old baby.
00:08:20.320 We have arrived intellectually, emotionally, psychologically, financially.
00:08:25.700 Obviously not physically because you've had 60 years to get in shape and you still haven't
00:08:30.400 done it we have got ourselves together once again see we was together till we met y'all
00:08:37.260 and then after we dealt with that's what i mean so psychologically we feel like we give up
00:08:42.620 ourselves when we are with a man because you have to give so much time to him um and we don't think
00:08:47.140 about all we get by putting time in um especially because we make terrible choices so a lot of our 0.75
00:08:52.680 picks didn't really work out so it makes us old bitter and like this lady foolishness we had to 0.66
00:08:57.980 come back and get it together again and ha ha fool us once shame on us fool us twice somebody 0.71
00:09:04.280 getting a butt kicked yeah see that's translation i pick men that i have to share okay i decided
00:09:12.520 to try to get back into the dating pool uh-oh been divorced a little over a year and a half 0.98
00:09:19.940 haven't dated but hey yeah sure i'll do it got on a nap
00:09:26.540 guy texting back and forth throughout the week what happened queen finally uh hey
00:09:35.920 let's let's do friday night it's like okay i'm gay so uh seven o'clock yeah seven o'clock's great
00:09:45.120 been divorced a little over a year and a half haven't dated thought hey yeah sure i'll do it
00:09:54.780 so back to the uh haven't been on a date sent because i wanted to get there first
00:10:03.580 this morning i was like okay i'm gay so uh seven o'clock yeah seven o'clock's great
00:10:13.340 name the place sounds great texted back a couple hours later seven o'clock is this the right place
00:10:21.420 it's the right place i'll see you there tomorrow seven o'clock this morning
00:10:27.040 text message on the app ghosted looking forward to see you at seven o'clock yeah again someone if
00:10:36.680 you didn't show up which i think maybe is where this is going somebody better came along and you
00:10:40.800 ghost also if like brad pitt was in your dm's you know i mean like you know what i mean like if i'm
00:10:46.080 this broad brad brad pitt messages messages me i'm going you just gotta know your place on the chess
00:10:52.800 board you know and not be butthurt about it which is last i see you there
00:11:00.000 you know i get myself ready and the place is literally five miles from my house great right
00:11:08.400 so i drive down i'm early of course because i wanted to get there first
00:11:16.380 and kind of it's just my thing i haven't done dating apps since 2004 i haven't been on a date
00:11:26.620 since well i shouldn't shouldn't say that i haven't been on a first date since 2013 so
00:11:39.200 i'm there sitting in the parking lot 30 minutes before he should be there
00:11:48.960 i check the app just to be sure you know just to check here's a message hey can you give me
00:11:57.360 an extra 45 minutes i worked late oh my god she's getting more offers in the comments look 0.62
00:12:05.680 at this what i mean this is a black guy black guy's always gonna do it uh no i cannot that's 0.70
00:12:14.880 what i mean you know the more benefit of the doubt you can give in dating i would say the better
00:12:19.280 you knew you planned this you chose the time you knew
00:12:27.360 you had some place to be at seven i'd even told him yesterday hey traffic can be a little tricky
00:12:36.240 coming from where you are 20 minutes away towards where i live still seven o'clock not 7 45
00:12:47.840 no no doesn't work that way you chose you plan and this is not a young man this is a man
00:12:58.800 i mean it's just you do you plan this yeah now she's gonna shame him and say that he's not good
00:13:08.320 enough and make her seem morally superior even though she's probably done this to someone at
00:13:12.660 some point so anyways she's not she's kind of cooked but i think she could still maybe like
00:13:18.300 get a boyfriend but probably that cheats on her you know so anyways all right guys let me know
00:13:24.540 what you think of the comments i love you thanks so much for watching like the video and i'll see
00:13:28.120 you next time.