Pearl - July 14, 2026


These 60 Year Old Hags Think They Deserve Love LOL


Episode Stats


Length

13 minutes

Words per minute

168.14

Word count

2,266

Sentence count

14

Harmful content

Misogyny

11

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Toxicity

6

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Hate speech

8

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00:00:00.000 his time is more valuable than your time like what are you thinking about sex what's up guys
00:00:06.780 welcome to my reaction series today we are reacting to women taking l's and an l is dating
00:00:11.040 over 60. now to be fair right some of these women could have been widowed when i was in high school
00:00:15.480 i am my grandma was widowed and i heard her and her friends talk about like guys back then
00:00:20.820 and i remember thinking oh my gosh they sound exactly like me and my friends and they're old
00:00:25.440 so i remember a woman she got ghosted but it was literally ghosted because he died
00:00:29.980 when you're that age it's a different type of ghosting you know what i mean
00:00:34.660 so anyways also they're going to share more and more men because there's less men like alive for
00:00:41.560 one like i saw this video of a retirement home and they're talking about how like there's so
00:00:48.040 many women there and not enough men so we just always share that anyways guys um if you could
00:00:52.340 like the video and also if you want to see me in person at a live event make sure you click the
00:00:58.360 link in the description there's a google form you do have to apply it to come uh because i have to
00:01:02.680 make sure you're not crazy and gonna stalk me or kill me okay fair enough it's the internet um so 0.99
00:01:07.480 anyways uh we're gonna rate these women as we go through and say um if we think like how chopped 0.55
00:01:16.360 and cooked they are so lovely conversation in september he said i'll be back in a week i'll
00:01:21.800 reach out in a week when i get home five months later hey sorry i didn't reach out my bad are you
00:01:29.320 free to chat now delete all right so i think we got to take out the ego and dating for women right
00:01:37.560 because how do i put it men are the jobs we're applying to so as a woman let's say you get if 0.89
00:01:44.600 you apply to a work job and you get rejected now and they come back later maybe they just had a
00:01:50.760 better applicant or an applicant that seemed better we got to stop taking it so personal
00:01:54.840 if you know you're adding value um and they go with someone else if you're still interested in
00:02:00.920 the job i don't think you should reject it based on that you should just be like hey maybe demand
00:02:05.480 a little higher salary now number two if you're rude to the waiter the wait staff you honk at
00:02:11.400 people in the car you have swear at them delete number three you cross my boundaries especially
00:02:17.800 when it comes to physical touch too soon the thing i mean i just honestly if you're that age
00:02:23.880 i've heard that if you get the wrong std at that age you can get like a hysterectomy but
00:02:28.200 i don't know you might as well just gluck gluck and it's your old number two if you're rude to
00:02:34.600 the waiter the wait staff you honk at people in the car you yeah swear at them delete number three
00:02:40.680 sorry this light goes in the car you internet's iffy yeah swear at them delete number three
00:02:47.640 you cross my boundaries especially when it comes to physical touch too soon using pet names honey
00:02:54.420 gorgeous sweetheart babe delete number four saying you'll call in the morning and then i don't hear
00:03:01.960 from you all weekend or maybe even not even for a week maybe never no i'm sure in your 20s you did
00:03:07.340 same thing just take that out you know oh delete you're not coming back number five sexual innuendos
00:03:13.980 or talk or expectations too early delete delete what are yours i could keep going yeah i mean 1.00
00:03:20.220 that sounds like a terrible woman to go on a date with so she's too insufferable she's cooked 1.00
00:03:24.220 let's see if this woman's cooked videos all right just based on looks i would put her in the top 1.00
00:03:28.860 half of women over 60 right now i know you guys are saying who wants to date a woman over 60 there's 0.97
00:03:34.300 always a chad who operates in that market like i know a guy he likes to bang 20 something year
00:03:39.740 olds but he also likes to bang 50 year olds men you know there's always a guy that'll do it so
00:03:46.300 a few days ago i was just gonna let it go but sometimes you know things just stick around in
00:03:52.300 your brain and you just have to address it so i posted a video about dating voice is already kind
00:03:57.580 of naggy i'm thinking insufferable in my 60s apparently i just misunderstood what something 0.71
00:04:03.260 casual means in today's world to me something casual means you're not looking to get married 0.99
00:04:08.940 again you're just looking for companionship someone to do fun things with go to movies shows
00:04:14.220 plays and just spend some quality time together and i understand now that that's not what that
00:04:19.260 yeah so spend time together so that's like a woman's ideal casual is not having to give any
00:04:25.580 sexual access beginning to hang out men's ideal casual is sex and no hang out anyway one of the
00:04:32.620 comments i received from user gtfoh said so basically what something casual means to you
00:04:39.820 is that the man pays for everything and gets a hug in the end well guess what that comment just
00:04:46.460 pissed me off because it was true huh i have a good job i am perfectly capable of paying for
00:04:52.220 my own dinner yeah it's not about money it's like their attention their time yeah i pay for my own
00:04:58.620 vacations if i want a luxury bag or some jewelry guess what i pay for it myself i don't need a man
00:05:05.340 to buy it too old to get a man to pay for it for you so that was in your 20s maybe 30s these things
00:05:10.860 for me so when i hear comments like this it just kind of makes me sick for you to think that because
00:05:17.980 you forked out 20 bucks at chili's that you deserve to get laid in the end your time his 0.89
00:05:23.420 time is more valuable than your time like what are you thinking about sex your opinion of women 0.99
00:05:30.620 can you do you see her getting angry i mean this is the you know guys will try to bang young women
00:05:35.340 and they're like tee hee not tonight and then you know they get this nagging uh she's gone 1.00
00:05:43.020 cooked insufferable because guess what we don't need your 20 chilies dinner we are perfectly
00:05:49.900 capable of paying for all these things ourselves and in the end guess what we come home to our 0.95
00:05:55.420 clean house without pee dribbles on the floor next to the mountains of debt toilet without clothes
00:06:01.800 on the floor next to the hamper and without whiskers in the sink we don't need a man to pay
00:06:08.240 for anything yeah she's cooked all right let's see the next one all right she's smiling a little
00:06:11.920 more less of a scowl okay for over 60 although this is on tiktok so i'm gonna assume they're
00:06:17.480 all uglier in person. Completely different after 60. There's an actual reason for that. Because you're
00:06:24.200 old. When I was younger, I think I was looking for security, validation, and approval. But at 60,
00:06:32.900 I don't need someone to completely. I have my own home, my own friends, my own interests,
00:06:38.840 and a life that's built for myself. So now I'm not asking, will he choose me? I'm asking,
00:06:45.900 does he add value to my life and that's why dating feels completely different it's not that we're
00:06:52.460 bitter it's that we're no longer yeah because you already um made the money and made the choices to
00:06:59.100 live life without a man so let's he's not needed which is fine keep on going i was minding my own
00:07:06.780 she's cooked i can already tell she's got the finger at wagon cook business and i was about 0.95
00:07:12.140 to have some lunch until i heard a man say women over 60 are just having the hardest times trying 1.00
00:07:20.140 to find a date and now i'm gonna eat your lunch instead because who in the sam hill do you think 0.99
00:07:29.100 we as 60 plus year olds are out here trying to get a date with baby that train has come
00:07:34.700 and gone and we ain't buying no ticket for another ride through
00:07:41.740 hell we didn't gave y'all all we had to give you at the time we gave you the love
00:07:47.340 we gave you the communication cooking kids everything and your sorry bus didn't appreciate 0.98
00:07:53.820 none of it which is why we are now getting together as groups of women and going to
00:08:00.700 Santorini and having wine on the beach, right by the ocean.
00:08:05.260 Sounds terrible.
00:08:06.260 Because we're about us now.
00:08:08.260 Y'all can kick rocks with your shoes off because we are not interested in the drama and the
00:08:14.660 trauma that y'all have taken us through again at 60-year-old baby.
00:08:20.320 We have arrived intellectually, emotionally, psychologically, financially.
00:08:25.700 Obviously not physically because you've had 60 years to get in shape and you still haven't
00:08:30.400 done it we have got ourselves together once again see we was together till we met y'all
00:08:37.260 and then after we dealt with that's what i mean so psychologically we feel like we give up
00:08:42.620 ourselves when we are with a man because you have to give so much time to him um and we don't think
00:08:47.140 about all we get by putting time in um especially because we make terrible choices so a lot of our 0.75
00:08:52.680 picks didn't really work out so it makes us old bitter and like this lady foolishness we had to 0.66
00:08:57.980 come back and get it together again and ha ha fool us once shame on us fool us twice somebody 0.71
00:09:04.280 getting a butt kicked yeah see that's translation i pick men that i have to share okay i decided
00:09:12.520 to try to get back into the dating pool uh-oh been divorced a little over a year and a half 0.98
00:09:19.940 haven't dated but hey yeah sure i'll do it got on a nap
00:09:26.540 guy texting back and forth throughout the week what happened queen finally uh hey
00:09:35.920 let's let's do friday night it's like okay i'm gay so uh seven o'clock yeah seven o'clock's great
00:09:45.120 been divorced a little over a year and a half haven't dated thought hey yeah sure i'll do it
00:09:54.780 so back to the uh haven't been on a date sent because i wanted to get there first
00:10:03.580 this morning i was like okay i'm gay so uh seven o'clock yeah seven o'clock's great
00:10:13.340 name the place sounds great texted back a couple hours later seven o'clock is this the right place
00:10:21.420 it's the right place i'll see you there tomorrow seven o'clock this morning
00:10:27.040 text message on the app ghosted looking forward to see you at seven o'clock yeah again someone if
00:10:36.680 you didn't show up which i think maybe is where this is going somebody better came along and you
00:10:40.800 ghost also if like brad pitt was in your dm's you know i mean like you know what i mean like if i'm
00:10:46.080 this broad brad brad pitt messages messages me i'm going you just gotta know your place on the chess
00:10:52.800 board you know and not be butthurt about it which is last i see you there
00:11:00.000 you know i get myself ready and the place is literally five miles from my house great right
00:11:08.400 so i drive down i'm early of course because i wanted to get there first
00:11:16.380 and kind of it's just my thing i haven't done dating apps since 2004 i haven't been on a date
00:11:26.620 since well i shouldn't shouldn't say that i haven't been on a first date since 2013 so
00:11:39.200 i'm there sitting in the parking lot 30 minutes before he should be there
00:11:48.960 i check the app just to be sure you know just to check here's a message hey can you give me
00:11:57.360 an extra 45 minutes i worked late oh my god she's getting more offers in the comments look 0.62
00:12:05.680 at this what i mean this is a black guy black guy's always gonna do it uh no i cannot that's 0.70
00:12:14.880 what i mean you know the more benefit of the doubt you can give in dating i would say the better
00:12:19.280 you knew you planned this you chose the time you knew
00:12:27.360 you had some place to be at seven i'd even told him yesterday hey traffic can be a little tricky
00:12:36.240 coming from where you are 20 minutes away towards where i live still seven o'clock not 7 45
00:12:47.840 no no doesn't work that way you chose you plan and this is not a young man this is a man
00:12:58.800 i mean it's just you do you plan this yeah now she's gonna shame him and say that he's not good
00:13:08.320 enough and make her seem morally superior even though she's probably done this to someone at
00:13:12.660 some point so anyways she's not she's kind of cooked but i think she could still maybe like
00:13:18.300 get a boyfriend but probably that cheats on her you know so anyways all right guys let me know
00:13:24.540 what you think of the comments i love you thanks so much for watching like the video and i'll see
00:13:28.120 you next time.