Pearl - January 22, 2026
Andrew Wilson Has Random 304s Rate Each Other LOL
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Summary
In this episode, the guys and girls are asked to rate their looks on a scale of 1 to 10, and the results are in! Who do you think is the prettiest in the room? And who is the most attractive one?
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like jennifer lawrence is another one women don't rate her as high but men do so i always when i'm
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doing ratings i always try to take that into account okay i'm gonna watch um a whatever
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podcast i used to do a similar show if you didn't know um and the girls are gonna rate each other
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so let's see how they do or ask everyone to rate their looks on the scale of one to ten can't pick
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seven dang on let me clarify the question let me clarify it well i think we should let them answer
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this one and then you ask your follow-up and yeah okay go ahead brad i don't want to answer you have
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okay hold on you gotta answer this one it's so like all right i'm gonna do the ratings um this
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is a pretty attractive panel for whatever i think all these girls are sixes like across the board
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um yeah six six this one might be a seven uh this one might be a seven but sixes across the board
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maybe this one a five or four uh maybe this one a little lower five subjective like i don't want to
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i don't want to answer yeah what do you subjectively think if you had to rate your physical
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looks what would it be can't say seven i already know eight oh i'll say eight i'll say eight and
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half eight yeah everyone's saying eight so what do you what do you i'll go i'll go eight well hold
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on no no no hold on don't follow the trend you can't just because every so the challenge because
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women are so fat they get treated like eights that's why they think they're eight very nice
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singing have a good day thank you for being real thank you you guys are too nice too nice everybody
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else is saying like it's i mean maybe you do that's what you think i mean sure but but you
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you prefaced eight by everybody else is picking eight so i'm gonna pick eight that gonna be your
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original answer no what was your original i'm a little jet lagged i'm a little not looking my
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best today you were gonna say ten no no what were you gonna say like six but now you're an eight
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because you're yeah i'd put her at like five she's got a good body though so and she's young most men
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she's gonna get treated as a six jet lagged no no you're too far from you guys scoot into the
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table oh no i was i was gonna say six and then everyone was saying eight so i said okay i'll be
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six two i'll be six with you girl i can't say seven nope wait why can't we say seven okay andrew
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what about you she's got a pretty bad you know facial or i give myself a five andrew facially
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is way above a four i think he's just a little chubby you know offense andrew um i've been chubby
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you know but like if he got into really good shape he'd be like an eight to be honest or seven
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now andrew if you want to ask your uh follow-up question let me ask the question again yes i
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understand it's subjective if you look around you have to admit that the woman next to you looks
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nothing like you right and the woman next to her looks nothing like her but somehow you're all in
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the same category looks wise does that sound rational to you yeah yeah yeah okay who's the
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prettiest girl in the room uh i'm gonna say either the asian in the middle or this girl
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uh what do you guys think who do you think is the most attractive one no no let her answer who's
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prettiest girl here to me that i think is pretty who's the prettiest girl in the room i love
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everybody but i think she's pretty okay who's the prettiest girl in the room okay she's the prettiest
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okay what about you who's the prettiest girl in the room madison who's the prettiest girl in the
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room i don't know why did he have her touch her chin i don't get it but the morgan morgan it's
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really weird that suddenly you have standards which you can subjectively apply and pick out who the
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most bestest looking girl is in the room somehow when it comes to yourself you always land on about
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the same number which is i'm perfect right eight that's like it's charisma more important to looks
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it depends what age of the women are the women at you know let's say there's no nines or tens right
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they're they're real rare like if you see one they block out the sun that's how intensely gorgeous
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they are would you change your answer based on this i said eight not for like face but for body
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like i thought like i think i have a nice body so that like raises my looks i guess so okay give us
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your face rating and your body rating uh face probably like a six and then body eight or yeah
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i'd have to see her body but she's definitely top 20 america cool so still a name yeah like
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that's what i was thinking think of a famous person for me who's a nine and tell me her name
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who's a nine ah no help don't cheat well now that you put me on the spot i'm trying to like
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think of a person i'm like blank now can't think of one one female who's a nine not one
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not one female who's a nine no there's definitely nines okay i'm trying to think of someone that's
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like well known that's a nine or like you're saying a nine based off of my own standard or
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society's standard um that one that makes you an eight i can't think of a person okay name four
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actresses actresses aren't great now because there's so many that are chopped i mean you
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don't even have to be hot to be an actress anymore angelina jolie yeah her next to them
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yeah cooked so cooked um kristin uh stewart i think she's really pretty four pop singers
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um katy perry lady gaga olivia rodrigo and who's a fourth fourth one just make it any singer who's
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a female billy eilish so you're more attractive than katy perry she probably was more attractive
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than katy perry now but not young young katy perry was pretty good looking to be honest i don't
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really remember what she looks like but yeah sure okay you can't think of a single actress who's a
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nine though or singer what about singer can you think of a single singer who's a nine you're just
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one step below okay well i think i think olivia rodrigo is a nine i think she's really pretty
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so you're just one step below her sure is that what you actually think well yeah based off the
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rate olivia rodrigo isn't that attractive though that's a problem famous women because the media
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is made for women now famous women are not that pretty anymore they're sixes you know thing that
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we gave yeah not based off the rating you can revise the rating you gave but yeah she's a nine
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yeah i'll say i'm an eight you're an eight okay but like yeah yeah okay same to you three nines
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who you can think of who are women uh megan fox julia roberts and the if megan roberts and megan
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fox young yeah they're pretty attractive and they're yeah they would mog everyone at the table
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fox is a nine how about are you an eight no no no she's a 10 to me she's a 12 000. she's she's
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an infinity even if she's a 10. how could that make you an eight well if you're yeah jessica
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biel in her prime yeah 10. if i'm comparing myself if we're going to that scale then it was next to
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megan fox i put myself at like a three or four realistically realistically yeah okay i want you
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listen carefully because that's women's strategy right because they're like oh well on that scale
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i'm ugly that's why they don't want pretty women on tv right because they want to make everybody
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that's why they encourage body positivity because women want to make each other so ugly so like we
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look better looking you know and i say continue why not just get fat and ugly it's fine help me
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out here okay if thing over here ten uh-huh you eight but if you compare yourself to thing ten you
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four how can you be an eight wait wait what she's a ten yes you're an eight not next to her yeah
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next to her you're a four yeah but she's a ten yeah you realize there's only ten numbers on this scale
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yes i'm not the ugliest girl in the world but i'm not saying you are right not saying that you're
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the ugliest girl in the world prettiest girl in the world not saying anything okay there's ten i'd say
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six and numbers on the scale how can you put yourself up next to a number which is higher than
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you and then say when i'm up next to the number higher than me it lowers my number that makes no
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sense i mean i guess you're right it really doesn't but in like since you're asking the
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question like realistically now that i think about it you know like there is you know megan
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fox like she is a standard like she is a beauty standard you know so obviously i don't fit in that
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beauty standard i would not categorize myself as an eight in that beauty standard with megan
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it's such cope just admit you're cute not hot like it is what it is take the l it's fine like
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it's not the end of the world you just get a mid guy but that's that's the cope they're like a mid
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guy i can't do it fox so then what would you categorize yourself like a four or five a four
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or five what about you compared to megan fox um like a three like a three you realize but that's
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like in the context of comparison me and versus her not just like the general question it's all
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women between one to ten so if you categorize yourself as an eight it's a comparison to all
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women the question wasn't comparing us to other women it was just i just think we're retarded
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like are you slow and by the way this is not this is a protein bar okay i wish it was a chocolate
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bar i guess i don't know we'll see um there's more to sex there's more to life than the opposite
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opposite sex and look um cockroaches f wombats f be useful explore build invent pearl you lost
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weight looking good thank you i did i want to lose another 10 pounds and then i might i might
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i don't know if i want to do a body reveal i probably won't but i'll i'm telling you 10 more
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pounds and i'm like it's over with bitches all right you think that alexandra daddy oh i'll
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Googler do you know what this that actress it has the type of face that men really like but I don't
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think women find her that attractive um but I know men do so yeah uh she's up there though she's
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pretty attractive because women don't rate the round faces as high um but men do because it's
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like it signals youth so like Jennifer Lawrence is another one women don't rate her as high but men
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do so i always when i'm doing ratings i always try to take that into account okay this initially
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can't pick seven how can you rate your looks unless you're comparing them to other women's
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looks well but i wasn't when i said the answer but now what were you using as your metric
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just whatever came to my mind like as to how i feel today like tomorrow if you ask me i could
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feel like a three tomorrow you know if i don't have makeup done or a cute outfit maybe i'm a
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what does it have to do with how you feel that's how i feel today i feel like an eight today okay
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so it clearly was miscommunicated what would you guys rate the girl talking hated so i'm
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going to ask again based on physical looks only in comparison to all of the women who exist in
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the world the scale is one to ten for all of them where do you fit um three three do you revise or
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know you don't look like you're going to you look like you're going to stubborn it out but you can
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you can change your answer if you want to i mean maybe a six um i'd say that's accurate do you guys
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think her boobs are boobs are kind of like floppy i don't know but i think guys like that i don't
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know that's i need to get better at rating boobs i'm very hard i have a hard time identifying what
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boobs are like good because i just don't really know boobs like that you know what i mean but
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i'd say six yeah i'd say most girls at the table are like six is just because they're young but
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like fives overall like when they get over a certain age they'll just be five four now you're
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four yes so so what changed when we're asking you on a scale of one to ten rate yourself looks wise
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what did you think that that meant i just meant like you know like you're just like you know
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know you're cute you're pretty yeah like how do you feel right now that's how i put it because
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like if i came on here with no makeup and like hair and just outfit not cute like i would i would
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rank myself lower but just like how i feel today i feel like an eight today so but i wasn't thinking
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about other women when i was saying but do you think that your physical beauty is based around
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um how you feel yeah yeah yeah let's say you feel bad about it right say you dial yourself up
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you look even better than you do right now but you just don't feel good that day
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how would that actually diminish your physical beauty um in reality no i'd be the same person
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then why would it change my perspective sure but in reality it wouldn't right so why wouldn't you
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just base the answer on what in reality is true because it's all about perspective it's all about
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my perspective now was and your perspective when it was megan fox all right at five i would be
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punching her every morning if i had to wake up to that without makeup every day all right all right
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was changed like the factors in the question changed because you didn't know the factors
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never changed they did change because you brought in megan fox as like the beauty standard to what
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we were comparing ourselves to what were you comparing yourself so then what were you comparing
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yourself to the way i feel now well then that's not comparing yourself to me that's just you
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saying how i feel what's the comparison to no i'm saying you made the comparison because we then we
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started talking about megan fox and like how do i compare to her yeah how can you okay you know
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what would benefit women instead of going back and forth because she has a nice tone nobody's
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going to tell her this just say do you know what you're right i should have answered the question
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more specifically i'm a five there you go done that's it done so like because i think she's
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really pretty like if i was someone that thought megan fox was ugly i'd be like i'm still an eight
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but because i think she's gorgeous of course i'm gonna be like i'm not as pretty as her right so it
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changed my answer because it's in comparison to megan fox now not just how i feel right now so
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in compared to women that you consider to be really really pretty you don't consider yourself
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to be really really pretty no not as pretty as them then why would you rate yourself an eight
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because that wasn't factored into the question just it was just how he's like blaming him instead
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of just saying i was wrong i mean this is this is the type of gaslighting that drives men to
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suicide you know what i mean it's how you feel looks are about how we feel oh like like i was
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saying you don't think there's any objective standard for looks um just like the way society
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views like looks or yeah yeah of course like there's always a standard for like
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who's prettier than this person but it that wasn't factored necessarily into the initial question
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yeah i think and then and then it was what other standard could you use my personal feeling yeah
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because most of the time this is a different environment right most of the time men are just
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going to say this is too much work you win yeah i'll ask it differently um because men are just
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like this is too annoying and difficult on how you feel you don't think that's a little delusional
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okay let's say this delusional it's just how i feel right now let's say you're going out right
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on a like just on that day like a night to eat uh dinner you get dressed you feel you when you
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dress nice like do you feel nice sure so when you're not dressed nice do you feel nice let's
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say i don't okay so what would you rate yourself on a day that you're dressed super nice you're
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ready to go out to dinner ready to go take some family photos what would you rate your girl
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talking is a porn star you know that right do you know what it wasn't shocked me because i've
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in my observations the sex workers are generally the best looking and i'd put her and that asian
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chick is the best looking on the table maybe i'm wrong you can correct me but um i've just noticed
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that it seems like escorts porn stars they just seem to be the best looking women now four and
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then well so you would you rate yourself the same when obviously you're not looking your best and i
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think that's why they do it because they have more like like beauty is like how much you can get away
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with so like murder pamela anderson can get away with murder like in her youth so the more um
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beautiful they are the more they can get away with and i think that's why um porn stars tend to be
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better looking yeah but when do you look at their faces well i mean i you know what's crazy no one
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believes me i don't watch that stuff that's just not but you know i see them on the podcast and
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when i see them on the shows i'm like i rate them and so i you know i've just noticed that the only
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fans girls seem to be the best looking like bunch you know and who do you compare yourself to saying
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that to like not agree though and who do you compare yourself to i'm saying that because i
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think that there's an objective beauty standard which exists exactly and the reason i think
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there's an objective beauty standard which exists is because i have a historical standard to compare
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it to so it seems like it exists for sure that we all so i agree that there's some subjectivity
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there some people like blue eyes they like this they like that doesn't seem like men are competing
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really hard for 600 pound burn victims though right no no right so there's something that
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we're kind of leaning towards as being pretty beautiful things like this i've seen you women
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you're vicious when you're competent competing with each other vicious in competition judge
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each other like nobody's business okay you look at you look at me like you're skeptical so let me
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ask you this question and honestly answer when you go into a room and you sit down with a bunch
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of women do you judge them in your mind how pretty they yeah yeah what are you judging them against
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not judging them against anything but just kind of just judging them because i'm just a girl and
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like i'm always having an opinion about someone on something you're gonna have an opinion about
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how they look right right which is a personal so i think that we have demons inside of us
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we have the demon of dishonesty you know what are you comparing it to though the standard of beauty
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in their head yeah which they're relaying to society right yeah yeah that's just can we pull
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that photo of young andrew let's pull it up look at wow i said if andrew lost a little weight he
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would be like he'd be chad again you don't just lose he's got a good facial symmetry that is not
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a four that's not a four that's not a four i was 19 i'm 40. you ate bro but i don't personally i
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still don't think you're a four yeah like in my opinion yeah i'd put andrea like a six now seven
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six it's just um i mean with the clout and stuff it's higher but you know what i mean i'm personally
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into white boys but like in high school you're not into white boys i am i am yeah oh you are
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yeah like that's your type no no no see like that he doesn't look white boy he doesn't look like a
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white boy i think he looks white boy no what does he what does he look like he just looked like
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latino what what yeah latino like a blue-eyed latino right your eyes are not a little blue
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blue in that photo i'll pull the photo up they don't huh they look brown in that photo yeah
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they're dark yeah andrew did you used to obviously they're not dark but it's the lighting no all
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right all right guys um let me know what you think of the comments why can't women be honest
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about our ratings like sometimes you're just kind of chopped and you got to live you gotta live with
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it so let me know what you think of the comments make sure you like the video and subscribe to the
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channel i love having you here thanks for coming um and i'll see you next time