Pearl - October 26, 2025


Baby Mommas Posting Their Ls for The World to Laugh At


Episode Stats


Length

8 minutes

Words per minute

174.86539

Word count

1,429

Sentence count

2

Harmful content

Misogyny

19

sentences flagged

Toxicity

7

sentences flagged

Hate speech

5

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Summary

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In this episode we are reacting to baby mamas looking for a stepdad. Baby mamas look for a stepdad to raise their kids while looking for stepdaddies to pay for their kids sports fees?

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 maybe you could even start coaching one of their teams and then when it's time for their
00:00:04.720 documentary right you need to improve on this sell i like to cook and i gluck gluck 9 000.
00:00:10.160 i think that's a better sell here than you can pay the fees what up guys welcome to my reaction
00:00:15.920 series today we are reacting to baby mamas looking for step daddy step daddies it's step daddy season
00:00:24.080 everybody so let's see how it's going you know i wish these women well you know um somebody's
00:00:29.680 got to raise these kids and obviously the dad isn't going to do it so let's see if any men 0.70
00:00:33.840 are dying to be step dads let's see so i have one question one question only
00:00:42.160 where's the country step daddy's at
00:00:46.240 nah that's conservative guy they'll be step dads but you got to be thin ma'am i need you to get 1.00
00:00:51.440 on the treadmill you got to stop eating then you can find a stepdad to pay for things like the good
00:00:55.680 old southern charming step daddy like what the like they don't make those no more where you got
00:01:06.080 yours from amazon walmart she's got funny team i'm just i'm losing hope here that's in the thin woman
00:01:16.240 section then women do uh find partners you know husbands whatever but you know they got to be thin 1.00
00:01:23.600 you got to be hot he's got like big girls too i know see he was even like stop you know
00:01:34.080 i can't shut my mouth oh no the kid is telling her to shut up 1.00
00:01:41.680 trying to find you a step daddy okay i'm trying to ask tiktok to help me find you a step daddy that likes big
00:01:49.120 girls i don't know all right we got this baby mama looking all right let's see how it's going for her 1.00
00:01:59.920 listen if you're a single man between the ages of 30 and 35 it's probably time to accept that
00:02:05.440 you are likely going to be a stepdad that being yeah this is women trying to convince men to lower 1.00
00:02:11.440 their standards women collectively do this so we don't have to have as high of a bar because if men 1.00
00:02:15.600 have high standards then we have to do more and we're like no we'd rather do less so let's just
00:02:19.120 collectively be as bad as possible and men have to accept it because we are just ruined hey i am
00:02:25.520 accepting stepdad applications and i know you're probably i know i know you're thinking nobody's
00:02:30.160 going to sign up someone will sign up we need to accept this reality that somebody's going to do it
00:02:35.120 thinking hmm what's in it for me well my baby daddy is six eight and you see how i'm coming baby you see
00:02:43.760 the shoulders if you start working with my babies right now and start paying their sports fees you
00:02:49.360 will get a return on your investment in about 15 years and my twins are like five so it's yeah and
00:02:56.160 again she's saying you can raise another man's kids to make it to the league that's not really appealing
00:03:01.760 um i don't know if she'll find someone to pay the fees but somebody will bang her and somebody will be 0.99
00:03:06.400 with her long term really early enough we can go any direction right and we don't even have to be
00:03:11.440 typical like basketball and football we could really go soccer swimming uh baseball shoot
00:03:18.800 volleyball you tell me all you got to do is start paying my baby sports fees because why do they cost
00:03:26.320 that much maybe you could even start coaching one of their teams and then when it's time for their
00:03:32.480 documentary right you need to improve on this cell i like to cook and i gluck gluck 9 000 i think that's
00:03:39.280 a better sell here than you can pay the fees you get that good character arc where you get to be the
00:03:45.440 dad who stepped up i'm from the black midwest right i'm from cleveland where's lebron from up the street
00:03:52.320 you know the midwest produces greatness and my degree is in pr we can really make this work okay
00:03:58.560 listen serious increase only let's talk chicken i would go just be a side chick to your baby daddy all 1.00
00:04:03.600 right who's next who's next um let's just talk about how we have open enrollment for summer 2025
00:04:13.680 for stepdaddies like you must come with your own fruit snacks why can't i get one woman i need a baby 1.00
00:04:21.680 mama that's in shape we can really work with you here your own patience a kotalani for me in the morning
00:04:28.960 and a good-ass job okay if you would like to seek further information please hit the 0.98
00:04:38.640 fucking inbox button and back with my amazing nine-year-old son and we are going through my 0.99
00:04:44.480 day not much as to try to fight him hey why are all these single mom if you're gonna be a single 1.00
00:04:48.640 mom don't be fat you know i mean you can come in with a kid because somebody's gonna do it but you
00:04:54.320 need to at least be hot with the kid like men need to look at the man and say i understand why he 0.98
00:04:59.840 he stepped up or whatever because that wife is banging i would bang her in a heartbeat but that's 1.00
00:05:06.400 not what she's bringing to the table it's all fat stepdad okay what about this guy he looks like the 0.99
00:05:13.680 member oh and now you're roasting the men when you look like that i mean you just can't be roasting men 0.97
00:05:20.640 with this look you're not hot enough to be roasting men for their looks and having your son do it you're
00:05:26.080 having your son antagonize the the men potentially interested in you you got oh my gosh bansy zito
00:05:33.120 they are or she was at the mirage oh yeah raha don't have a job anymore if you worked at the mirage
00:05:39.680 oh my god mark he looks like a dancer do i think he danced in that way yeah wait about dilly
00:05:47.680 you know what oh that's not good and she's violating this these guys privacy by putting 1.00
00:05:55.680 their faces publicly feed it by the channel you know for the channel for this little channel
00:06:01.360 i'm taking 68 68 no i'm gonna like 50 okay boy i'm too old for you and i'm not gonna be the old
00:06:15.440 judge in the no matches something wrong with the shot no matches we're gonna keep searching wow i'm
00:06:25.360 a dinosaur from jessica rock this may be half the rock okay that is disgusting all right let's see this
00:06:31.360 next one at least she's in a dress and she kind of is conventionally attractive almost but dear god 1.00
00:06:39.920 please just lose weight attention someone will do it but only um uh if you're thin all single cowboys
00:06:47.520 over the age of 45 coming in right here in the ring is this old gray mare she's looking to be put 1.00
00:06:52.480 out to pasture and settle down this is like farmer wants a wife but wife wants a rancher we are looking
00:06:58.080 for a man for my mother-in-law here a man a god hard-working loyal sense of humor we are now accepting
00:07:04.240 applications all joking aside yeah it's like it's kind of so um out of touch to think that you should
00:07:11.840 be accepting application you should be the one applying and begging as a single mother it's time 1.00
00:07:16.080 to beg please you know it's time to it's time to lose all your dignity you want to do it in the back
00:07:23.360 all right you got to offer all holes as a single mother and you got to be thin you know again this is 1.00
00:07:30.480 not thin enough this is in the right direction with the other women we've seen but this is still 30 1.00
00:07:34.480 pounds overweight 30 pounds is keeping you guys from love and she's the whole package and won't be 1.00
00:07:39.280 on the market long so come and get her yeah okay it's no single mother is the whole package all right
00:07:46.560 um guys let me know what you guys all right guys let me know what you guys think in the comments
00:07:56.320 some how have you seen have you ever dated a single mother and how did that go for you
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