Pearl - May 19, 2026


Bill Maher And His SIMP Dating "Advice"


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16 minutes

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3,158

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45

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Misogyny

15

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Toxicity

35

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29

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Bill Maher has finally found out the real reason why dating sucks now, and we're here to talk about it. We talk about why women aren't having sex anymore, and why men aren't getting laid anymore.

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00:00:00.000 with this i mean look i i completely understand women's complaint about men today i mean i here's
00:00:07.000 the thing women again it's kind of rich for you as a professional talker to say oh the men aren't
00:00:13.200 good enough right i just i can't stand the egos of these people what's up guys uh welcome to my
00:00:18.420 reaction series today we are reacting to bill maher talking about the real reason why dating
00:00:24.280 sucks now so bill maher is a guy who's left and he tries to play in the middle and i'm pretty sure
00:00:30.300 he's never at a real job neither have i right but i like to i like to under i like to be honest and 0.95
00:00:35.460 transparent that uh our job like your jobs are better than ours and we're kind of losers
00:00:41.120 pretending to be important right and i just don't like it when high status people act like they're
00:00:45.700 important because they talk in a microphone we're talkers you know um anybody that has a normal job
00:00:51.040 is gonna have more insight into most things than us so um he's finding out the real reason no one
00:00:56.880 wants to date he's a high status guy he probably hasn't had an issue and so he's gonna be out of
00:01:01.840 touch why aren't people like they used to the wild thing too is not just are people not having sex
00:01:08.000 but they they take pride in it and they're saying like women are saying we don't need men we're fine 0.57
00:01:13.040 on our own and men are saying the sex robots are coming we have our ai girlfriends so we don't need
00:01:18.400 women either and so they're actually taking this like a point of pride instead of saying
00:01:22.080 there's something really wrong going on here we need to fix this problem right i mean there is
00:01:27.280 yeah you're right this i mean there were certainly always times when people um didn't
00:01:33.440 fuck for whatever reason i mean if you had met me in high school or college you'd have met you know 0.77
00:01:39.840 i was uh interested she'd do it she'd bang him i was not in well i guess i was what they would 1.00
00:01:45.680 call an incel now because insult stands for involuntarily celibate it certainly was involuntary
00:01:51.440 on my part i didn't want to be celibate but i but i i certainly maybe at the time not so much but i
00:01:59.040 think even then certainly not that much later understood that the reason why i wasn't getting
00:02:04.240 laid was me i didn't know but people had canon events earlier so a lot of times like men blame
00:02:10.720 the women first and say women have too high of standards yada yada yada um but then they realize
00:02:15.680 they're weak when it comes to women and they're simpy and so it it is ultimately them um the same 0.89
00:02:21.280 thing with women not being able to get commitment it's easy to say well oh um the men just don't 0.79
00:02:26.000 commit they're these evil bad men um what's hard to say is hey you know i have shortcomings um and
00:02:32.160 i just in my opinion people's canon events happened earlier in their life so like a girl
00:02:37.040 would get pumped and dumped at 15 meet her husband at 18 19 or 20. where now um like i actually i
00:02:44.080 don't know because i lost my virginity like not late but like not in high school was in college 1.00
00:02:50.800 um and almost halfway through college where i've actually seen um younger women that are they claim
00:02:57.440 they're still virgins to like 21 or 22. partially i think it's like i was a little chubby and most
00:03:02.720 of the girls i've met with this like they're a little chubby too i believe that that there's a 0.99
00:03:07.840 higher number of young women that are sexless it seems like just my observations the hot ones are 0.89
00:03:12.400 whoring harder and the um not hot ones are sexless so today it seems like what goes on is this 0.92
00:03:20.400 hostility that i'm not getting laid because you're a yeah or i'm not getting laid because you're a 0.99
00:03:26.560 fucking loser uh and that that kind of hostility about it is it i think is a new dimension maybe 0.99
00:03:36.320 you know the history i'm sure you do better than i i think social media is a big part of it but 0.99
00:03:40.740 what's really good about say your situation is that you recognize if there's something about you
00:03:45.400 or maybe that you wanted to work on things to attract the types of partners that you wanted
00:03:48.760 to have i mean we'll look at you now right i'm sure you have no issues at all and whereas you
00:03:53.160 look at the younger generation in particular, or I would say the men, when you come to the table
00:03:58.100 with that type of animosity, women are definitely not going to. Again, I don't remember the poll,
00:04:03.600 but what percentage of women say openly that they hate men? And she's saying, oh, the men are coming
00:04:08.940 with animosity. I mean, sometimes the men might meet your energy, but the women are the ones
00:04:13.640 covered with animosity. I'm going to be sleeping with you. And again, with women, if you're coming 1.00
00:04:17.800 and both sexes are blaming animosity i think they're just um indifferent like the women said
00:04:23.080 we don't like men and the men said fine each other that's not going to make people want to
00:04:27.240 have sex with you have a relationship with you and then it's also not going to make you have the
00:04:31.080 insight to say what am i doing wrong here instead you're just going to keep doing the same thing 0.56
00:04:34.840 and then with social media feeding you this constant stream of content that is further
00:04:39.560 polarizing the sexes this is why i think it's gotten to the point where it is so bad then you 0.61
00:04:43.720 have these replacements like you're mentioning the sex robots sex dolls the ai companions 0.71
00:04:48.040 pornography and then women are women are doing so well in society economically that they're saying
00:04:52.520 oh i don't need a man either i can just work and buy my own things i think you know that's great
00:04:57.000 the women are doing so well but another thing i talk about in the book is this issue with um
00:05:01.160 hypergamy and how that clashes with diversity diversity yeah yeah he but he's gonna know his
00:05:09.320 life experience should show that he knows what it is like you don't not notice the women banging
00:05:15.080 jocks in high school it's like women tend to like to marry up oh hypergamy yeah i don't remember that 0.66
00:05:24.040 word that's funny when you they say when you don't know a word you go past it 0.54
00:05:29.320 once you learn it then you then you see it like 10 times in the next week yeah oh yeah oh you're
00:05:34.200 you're gonna be hearing it all the time now hypergamy that's a great word so marrying up 0.98
00:05:38.340 well yes i mean how can you marry up with this i mean look i i completely understand women's
00:05:44.960 complaints about men today i mean i here's the thing women again it's kind of rich for you
00:05:51.920 as a professional talker to say oh the men aren't good enough right i just i can't stand the egos
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00:06:33.080 um you're a professional talker like does he have any real let me look bill maher i don't i could 0.95
00:06:40.140 be talking out of my ass uh work experience political debate comedy or he uh mowed lawns 0.98
00:06:49.200 stocked groceries uh he majored in english worked as a nanny okay at least he did a little bit um 0.99
00:06:56.820 still the majority of his career um didn't have a real job it's kind of rich for you to say that
00:07:04.760 the men aren't enough you know here are the complaints from women i know you know i mean
00:07:09.100 if someone says to me what's your secret with women my answer is other men it's not hard you're 0.99
00:07:14.040 rich and famous to look better i mean these kids they they couldn't find the clit with an app
00:07:20.380 and they need one uh but you you're gonna have more time i mean like when is a trucker who works
00:07:27.040 10 hour days gonna learn riz you know i did a thing on this show youtube tutorial i did a ted
00:07:33.040 talk not a real one it was a it was a you know a bit we did but i dressed you know just like they
00:07:38.860 do with the sneakers and it was really funny and you know what if i told you because that's how
00:07:46.240 they always start that's what if i told you that you could get laid and then i was just
00:07:51.140 instructing the younger men uh game they don't have game they don't know they even know what it
00:07:58.940 is i don't know if they even because everything's online men i think men would love to talk to women
00:08:03.940 in person but it's like they go talk to the women and the women are on their phones and so they're
00:08:09.160 not going to get normal social skills because they're dealing with women that are chronically
00:08:12.920 online. Like, it's just funny how they say, oh, the men don't have social skills. I think women 0.96
00:08:18.120 have worse social skills than men. I truly believe this to my soul. Men are far more receptive when 1.00
00:08:25.120 a woman doesn't like them than a woman is. Because by like 25, I would say a man's social skills are 0.93
00:08:30.740 superior. Women just get into more places because they're hot. But I think we're more awkward. We're 1.00
00:08:35.680 not as comfortable with silences. Yeah, I think men's social skills are, we talk too much, we say 0.99
00:08:42.180 too much we're not charming aspire to it you know but just basic things don't wear shorts 0.98
00:08:49.340 right you know like iron your shirt a collar yeah um you know trim the hair on your nose just like
00:08:59.320 basic you know it's such a basic thing in the basic things that they don't seem to
00:09:06.440 think they need to do they they think they can uh be this slovenly no it's when they see 0.98
00:09:13.080 men better than them get completely raked through the coals by women um then they just don't see 1.00
00:09:20.360 the point um and then they also it's also discovering women's nature which is that they 0.87
00:09:24.660 don't like most men and that they don't really love them that's a tough thing for men to accept
00:09:29.240 person and that that i don't know what is what's that term when guys like purposely kind of are
00:09:38.760 mean to girls oh negging what is it negging it's when they insult a woman with the belief this is
00:09:45.960 like red pill ideas where the men think that if they insult women that the women are going to
00:09:51.000 like them more well i don't know where that they got that word but i'm not going here okay i know
00:09:56.520 the world i live in deborah i can say it for you every time but i've seen them i've seen people go
00:10:03.320 after worse and or better or whatever no after i know i don't need trouble uh i got trump up 0.92
00:10:11.080 my ass again this week i don't need i don't need i don't need more beef uh well i was gonna say 0.97
00:10:17.560 part of that i do believe is porn and the fact that gen z in particular so gen z is roughly i 0.99
00:10:23.720 I really don't think men would have a porn addiction
00:10:26.100 if they could get women.
00:10:27.560 If they could get young, hot women. 1.00
00:10:29.260 And women are fat too. 1.00
00:10:31.560 Age 31 and younger, 31 to 13. 1.00
00:10:34.780 They were exposed to porn at such a young age
00:10:36.900 and everything they know about sex
00:10:38.280 is from watching online pornography,
00:10:40.800 which is very different today from say,
00:10:43.220 back in the day in magazines or even online porn
00:10:46.640 that is not so extreme like what we see today.
00:10:49.720 And so- 0.99
00:10:50.480 Women are the ones that are watching extreme porn 1.00
00:10:53.220 and um women are the ones that are um yeah women are the ones pushing that when you have that and 1.00
00:10:58.820 that is how you learn about women say or some women are learning about or girls are learning 1.00
00:11:03.460 about boys that way so they think well i can have an orgasm i don't have to go through the pro the
00:11:08.980 process of talking to someone approaching strangers especially post me too they don't have to like you
00:11:14.020 said you know trim their nose hair or look decent or have social skills and it's a very you know it
00:11:20.340 could be a replacement for sex in that year and also cam girls um because then they can even get 0.51
00:11:25.940 the companion i think men actually value companionship more than women i think women
00:11:30.660 kind of want to be left alone and that men actually want and like having a woman around
00:11:35.860 still getting maybe a woman maybe a woman not talking right but they like having a woman around
00:11:41.620 trust me no one knows better than i do from my formative years when i was too shy and and 0.99
00:11:46.980 lame to get with a girl it is a substitute for sex it thank god it exists masturbation or else 0.99
00:11:54.340 i would have just exploded i mean during my most horny years that's all i was doing was 1.00
00:12:00.500 masturbating the whole time at cornell it was the cornell was a terrible place would you go to 0.98
00:12:06.820 would you be like looking at it in class or i'm just kidding no but that's what boys are doing
00:12:11.060 today i barely had it to look at i don't even remember getting i didn't think i had playboys
00:12:16.340 I mean, that's what we had back then, Playboys.
00:12:18.960 But I didn't have the money to go to the newsstand,
00:12:25.420 which didn't exist as I recall,
00:12:27.260 and buy a Playboy in Ithaca, New York.
00:12:31.320 No, I think I was doing it from just what I saw around me.
00:12:35.280 You didn't need a lot.
00:12:37.440 Deckard get hard if the wind blew.
00:12:40.720 You get a catalog even, like a PG catalog.
00:12:43.500 I've heard men in the past would do that because it wasn't
00:12:45.960 so easily accessible now look i would be a perfect here please use me as a case study
00:12:52.120 because i can take you all the way from the late 60s when that's all we had was playboys and play
00:12:59.720 boys barely showed i mean they were starting to show i mean they're certainly in the 50s
00:13:05.800 that's before my time or early 60s very often they would just show a girl kind of from the
00:13:11.880 side i mean we show more now in perfume man yeah uh but by the time i was looking isn't it crazy
00:13:18.200 it's crazy how quickly the overton window has changed on like being naked like it's just i
00:13:25.560 don't know i go to the gym and the gym kind of black pills me because when i was young it was
00:13:29.240 just like t-shirts like t-shirts running shorts and the running shorts were kind of scandalous
00:13:33.960 the leg i remember when leggings were scandalous i remember when oh but who remembers our leggings
00:13:39.880 pants and now i see them everywhere looking at it like maybe i was i love liking so i'm not we're
00:13:45.780 not taking that back they're so comfy 12 and 1968 okay they had but nope no pubic yet you you half
00:13:55.080 went through this in the early 70s he was going he had to make this decision he was you know it
00:14:00.540 was mostly advertiser driven it's a magazine in the 70s he was going to lose the american car
00:14:06.780 accounts ford and chrysler were not going to advertise the skylark in a place that showed
00:14:14.220 pubic hair there are just some things american industry will not stand for standards uh standards
00:14:20.220 uh but eventually he had to give in because he was um being challenged by penthouse which had
00:14:26.620 no qualms about that um but i so you i would go back to you know when i was first looking at it
00:14:34.300 it was just once somebody stole a neighbor kid stole from their father and and we looked at it
00:14:39.660 in the woods and we buried it really like like badgers or something we buried then we dig them
00:14:46.620 up it'd be all wet from the rain uh but we would see and the littlest thing that we saw
00:14:52.620 and that's to all the way to now like how mar is just showing how out of touch he is
00:14:58.460 is these people are completely out of touch they're in these like high societies in the city
00:15:04.420 and they just they get to a point where they don't do anything normal and so they don't they
00:15:09.100 kind of get out of touch with what normal americans go through which you know like any
00:15:13.840 normal red-blooded american male i look at pornhub but even that's fairly recent in my life i stuck
00:15:20.660 with the magazines a lot longer than most people yeah because i was kind of afraid like if i go on
00:15:27.240 this Pornhub thing?
00:15:29.000 Will they know?
00:15:30.000 Is there a cookie in there?
00:15:31.500 Can they come and say I, and then of course I gave in,
00:15:35.120 but that's really within the last 10 years,
00:15:39.380 maybe even five years.
00:15:41.000 But I see what's on there and it is astounding to me,
00:15:45.500 some of it, but I know this whole history.
00:15:49.760 So you can ask away anything.
00:15:52.920 Okay. Bill Maher is out of touch.
00:15:55.280 I hope he figures that out.
00:15:56.740 But he's just an old guy with a big ego that thinks he knows stuff.
00:16:01.140 Doesn't really know anything.
00:16:02.240 And he's like, oh, why is this happening?
00:16:04.360 It's like, well, what do men get out of being attractive to women? 1.00
00:16:07.320 They get a ran through fat whore. 1.00
00:16:09.440 It's not really worth it anymore. 1.00
00:16:11.140 Anyways, guys, let me know what you think in the comments.
00:16:12.900 I love you.
00:16:13.520 Thanks so much for watching.
00:16:15.260 And put in the comments what you thought of this segment,
00:16:17.940 and I'll see you next time.