Pearl - May 19, 2026


Caleb Hammer COOKS a Man Who's Wife Spends All Of His Money!


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Length

10 minutes

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Word count

1,897

Sentence count

41

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Misogyny

13

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Toxicity

22

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Hate speech

11

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In this episode, we react to a man being a beta to his wife and how he handled it. We also talk about women taking owls and how to deal with a man that wants to get plastic surgery and leave his wife.

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00:00:00.000 The men purchase things for the family thinking about others. The women purchase things for 0.99
00:00:04.260 themselves. So she's going to get all this plastic surgery and leave his ass. What up guys? On this 1.00
00:00:08.680 channel, we talk about women taking owls. We love watching women just take owls in life. But today 1.00
00:00:13.440 we are actually going to react to men taking owls. And there's a lot of men that are not
00:00:18.260 honest with their wives and they will not stand up for themselves and they will not leave.
00:00:22.980 and today we are reacting to a man being a beta jesse jesse lee peterson says it okay
00:00:30.640 i love caleb hammer and financial audit crazy thing was he said i was too controversial to 0.55
00:00:35.660 go on his show and i'm like caleb you guys have sex workers how am me who's you know a little
00:00:42.620 bit racist a little bit sexist i'm too controversial i need to complain i'm too 0.99
00:00:48.360 controversial but a woman selling her poonanny for 5.99 isn't this is some bullshit thank you 0.98
00:00:57.320 all right i'll continue pick up call and i can connect them with resources because i already 0.63
00:01:01.800 know what to do and you're just not doing it and i can't force you guys to do it that's something
00:01:06.160 you're gonna have to something's gonna have to happen a rock bottom or who knows that's just
00:01:12.840 gonna have to be like oh now i care more about this than doing all the fun so i really think
00:01:19.380 that you telling her a lot of this because i can tell her something and then two seconds later
00:01:25.980 someone else will tell her and she'll say oh someone just told me the answer to this question
00:01:30.480 when i already gave it to you yeah but also but i mean you've been following all the
00:01:34.740 so all the finance stuff i guess i just watch it for entertainment
00:01:42.160 and i don't apply guys on care credit we owe eight thousand four hundred twenty three
00:01:48.080 what is this right now he's outsourcing trying to get his wife to be obedient so he's too weak
00:01:53.400 to leave her and say look if you don't get this in check i'm gone i'm done you can go crash her 0.75
00:02:00.480 and burn you're not going to crash and burn me and instead of you know doing that growing a pair
00:02:05.300 He just, you know, he's trying to have Caleb do it.
00:02:08.780 I got my broke done.
00:02:11.500 But it was like $14,000.
00:02:15.700 Why?
00:02:18.380 It's $14,000 for the...
00:02:20.300 Yeah.
00:02:23.060 Yep.
00:02:24.800 Was this a requirement?
00:02:26.220 Was this for you?
00:02:28.120 Was it pressured?
00:02:29.480 No, I just wanted to get it done in the springtime.
00:02:33.860 Before summer.
00:02:35.300 uh-huh yes so like march okay i mean i for self-confidence sure and again i don't really
00:02:44.100 give a what you guys spend your money on if you budget it and just but you're putting it on debt
00:02:48.380 it's just finance you have finance you're financed when you're okay with telling people that yeah i
00:02:56.460 want you to go ahead and walk around on church on sunday and go up to the pastor and be like
00:03:01.160 you know these they're financed guy no that's i want you to walk around the cafeteria there and be
00:03:07.440 like financed these finance they're not all natural from up there these are finance
00:03:15.800 implants i just did a lift after breastfeeding my kids this lift is financed guys the kids
00:03:26.360 brought them down does that brought them up okay yep we had a conversation before you were in full
00:03:33.960 agreement of me doing this in news i'm sure he enjoys them i i either way i was happy i didn't
00:03:40.920 care i didn't you didn't need to do this i didn't ask you to do this this was your decision listen
00:03:47.240 sag lift all i care is their finance you can't tell her no when she wants something
00:03:54.440 so i wouldn't give a do whatever you want go go to brazil get that bbl do whatever i don't care
00:04:00.380 you know but that takes longer to cash flow it huh well no but now you're paying for it you guys
00:04:06.380 have are spending i mean yeah what the am i supposed to do with that you know that statement
00:04:10.520 is incorrect in this conversation you've watched the show and this is why i am just borderline
00:04:16.020 so close to just being done i'm just so close to just being done guys it's like what do i even do
00:04:23.000 with that. What's the minimum payment on the
00:04:24.940 Apple Card? I didn't get it.
00:04:27.120 $80.
00:04:29.600 Okay.
00:04:30.760 You have to pay this off.
00:04:32.660 The interest starts accruing a year from
00:04:34.940 now.
00:04:38.280 Get her back. 0.99
00:04:39.320 Get a d*** on debt. 0.98
00:04:43.500 Alright. Harbor Freight. 0.97
00:04:45.260 What is this for?
00:04:46.500 This has man written all over it.
00:04:48.380 We got a generator after the
00:04:50.140 hurricane.
00:04:51.000 you know what i don't want to be on his side but that is what like that purchase makes more sense
00:04:58.600 than everything we've talked about so far because i'm getting a generator too my power goes out like
00:05:02.900 crazy i mean um the men purchase things for the family thinking about others the women purchase 1.00
00:05:08.860 things for themselves so she's gonna get all this plastic surgery and leave his ass 1.00
00:05:12.360 go back to chad easy i don't know why it's an obnoxious what but again also we could have 0.97
00:05:19.580 cash flowed it i know i think we just wanted it right then so we're like let's just charge it
00:05:24.200 and we'll just pay it off yeah i mean that's why we did it but why didn't you pay it off then
00:05:28.520 because other things came up and so that got back burner what what came up the vacation
00:05:35.160 well i mean we were in a wedding and so like other expenses and then i went out i flew out
00:05:40.380 to la to get my hair done so that what the are you talking about no one can do hair in houston 0.58
00:05:47.180 not really okay that's bullshit she flew her guy that she's gone seen forever that she's from 0.99
00:05:56.520 oklahoma um originally moved to la so because she's able to fly and to get connections just 0.95
00:06:05.520 ask people listen you have next door written all over you ask people on that app what their
00:06:11.680 favorite hairdo person is okay it was like i was in a wedding so i really wanted to go out and see
00:06:16.580 and have him do my hair so i thought that's an expensive hair yeah it was like 700 with tips oh
00:06:23.380 my gosh plus seven hundred dollars is it extensions extensions can be pricey um i used to have
00:06:35.140 extensions but i just don't like the feeling of them no they're fun that's the travel well now
00:06:41.940 the travel all of it was like they might there might be extensions there yeah free yeah i just
00:06:47.060 hopped on a flight you flew there and back in the same day and then i flew home it was just dying
00:06:52.100 that's no food no some coffee that's still even still that's expensive haircut it was color too
00:07:02.900 yeah she got her hair colored so it took but even then it was it's a lot i splurged for a wedding
00:07:10.340 that i was in i need you to get me over the fear of flying i recruit you on that mission oh we can
00:07:16.580 do that because i want to travel i want to be able to see things well i mean you're safer in
00:07:21.060 an airplane than a car that's not my fear it's being stuck in a place i can't get out of i don't
00:07:27.140 care about being in the sky well if you take enough like then you'll be fine you know some
00:07:34.420 kind of medication to get over that fear yeah i would like to just yeah be able to do it and
00:07:40.020 enjoy it uh what is the memorial herman um my delivery with my first baby but again um
00:07:49.620 we've just paid everything is on it huh we just have been paying just but i know you guys can
00:07:55.140 afford everything it's just you guys make good money this is a thousand bucks 30 44 a month
00:08:02.100 payment this is i mean i've called them multiple times and said hey i want to pay in full can you
00:08:07.300 can you give me 20% off?
00:08:08.440 Like,
00:08:08.560 can you give me a discount?
00:08:09.340 And they're like,
00:08:09.680 no.
00:08:09.960 So then I'm like,
00:08:10.480 well,
00:08:10.680 they're not going to give you a discount.
00:08:12.340 Oh,
00:08:12.900 I'm like,
00:08:13.720 either way,
00:08:14.180 it's just one of many things that you could,
00:08:16.620 but that's not like I'm freaking,
00:08:17.960 I'm not like freaking out about that,
00:08:19.400 but it's okay.
00:08:20.760 And then what is this $3,000?
00:08:24.300 Celtic bank.
00:08:25.440 Oh,
00:08:25.840 a firm.
00:08:26.700 It's a firm.
00:08:28.020 Oh,
00:08:28.600 I got a water machine.
00:08:30.580 A water machine. 1.00
00:08:31.920 This stupid thing. 1.00
00:08:33.700 It's, 1.00
00:08:33.960 I didn't even ask him.
00:08:35.020 It's a water filter.
00:08:36.040 Well,
00:08:36.240 I'm not surprised.
00:08:37.060 you haven't asked him for like half his so i just a lot of i was kind of pressured my dad was getting
00:08:42.420 one or he's a distributor so he like sells them oh you're and then he was like you need to get
00:08:46.820 one right now and i was like well dad let me just wait to like you know end of the year like first
00:08:51.860 year i mean dad he got a sale out of you it's kind of gross well no he i got a discount because
00:08:58.500 they're like six thousand dollars so they gave it to me so i mean like this how can you tell 0.98
00:09:05.700 tell me this is not enslavement so many times like i'm so tired of this conservative bullshit 0.97
00:09:11.820 where they just say oh marriage is so special and amazing um it's enslavement for men because 0.98
00:09:16.320 he's enslaved to her poor choices and he has to like work all these hours to pay off her random 0.99
00:09:22.060 shit but like a water filter like imagine going in overtime to pay for a water filter 1.00
00:09:27.560 for like three yeah and i'm sure three is closer to the real price you can do okay hang look she's 1.00
00:09:33.120 hot so because you got her you can get a hotter chick that's younger so just trade in but that's 1.00
00:09:38.780 what that is a water system uh-huh and i love it why what what it just filters the water no it's
00:09:48.180 like you're it's oh no it cures cancer like it's the best water what does it actually do that's
00:09:55.240 a bold statement no it like it's seriously what does it do it's just like it's ionizer
00:10:02.880 yeah so you you can pick which level of alkalinity or acidic water so it's like you know like when
00:10:09.440 you drink like ph 10 water like you know smart water like different phs i don't care drink it
00:10:16.540 out of the hose we didn't need that thing yeah so again a lot of conservative cell marriage is this
00:10:22.920 amazing special and awesome thing that like changes you for the better but really unless 0.99
00:10:27.100 men have authority um you're just gonna have whatever the women's habits are and times them
00:10:31.580 by 10 so all right guys let me know what you think of the comments like the video i love ya
00:10:35.740 thanks for watching i'll see you next time