Pearl - July 03, 2026


Caller Explains Why Churches SUCK


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Length

8 minutes

Words per minute

159.32

Word count

1,301

Sentence count

17

Harmful content

Misogyny

2

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Toxicity

19

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Hate speech

15

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In this episode, the brother and sister duo of the and discuss the insufferable state of modern christian churches. They discuss the perils of being a christian in modern society and how to get out of a Christian marriage.

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00:00:00.000 Men will just believe women at any cost. 0.96
00:00:04.400 Like if there's a divorce, they'll take the women's side. 0.82
00:00:07.880 You see that happening a lot in churches.
00:00:10.400 All right, Doug MPA, start us off, buddy.
00:00:14.140 So why churches are insufferable?
00:00:19.060 So, okay, there's too much...
00:00:24.220 Okay, how do I put this?
00:00:27.520 We share too much information about each other.
00:00:30.000 right so you choose to be a christian you choose to live by these rules you choose to not do
00:00:37.800 certain things but then there's so many ways to see that you're not that person or you're not
00:00:43.940 living by that yeah it's like you didn't have to call yourself that in the first place 0.98
00:00:47.700 yeah life would have been so much easier for you when we find out how shitty of a person you are 0.94
00:00:52.920 if you never would have proclaimed to be a christian in the first place like why didn't 0.98
00:00:56.780 you just let your actions speak for themselves exactly then they say oh well um everybody sins
00:01:03.560 and i'm like okay but there's levels to it right yeah yeah like there's a difference between i
00:01:10.260 don't know yelling and losing your temper once and i don't know banging half the congregation
00:01:16.020 sue me yeah here's the thing there are we can see patterns of women that are that were are 0.93
00:01:26.180 or will end up whores right and it makes it so much worse when these women at any time 0.99
00:01:32.560 whether they whore whether while they're whoring or a former whore but proclaimed to be christian 1.00
00:01:39.400 it makes it even worse when you when you try to become part of the church no matter what phase 0.99
00:01:44.660 in you understand so it's just for me christians are then also they are they're also 1.00
00:01:51.460 just like black people we choose to platform the worst people 0.95
00:01:57.740 modern christian churches are choosing to platform some of the worst people 0.97
00:02:02.760 you know i feel like me and you we should be religious like in another life like do you know
00:02:09.520 i mean we're not really big partiers we work hard functioning in society you know what i mean
00:02:16.000 we want to do the right thing you know but it's like we go to these churches and see these
00:02:23.840 weak ass men with no conviction and then these women and we're like where where's my place
00:02:33.440 you know i can say this pearl davis and i will we're actually friends we're really good friends 0.99
00:02:39.200 and i'm blessed to have pearl uh as a friend and pearl set standards to being her friend
00:02:45.760 and i'm glad that i can meet and exceed them and i've been told that the same way like people they
00:02:49.760 say oh doesn't pay it's really hard being your friend because i hold my friends to the same
00:02:54.320 standard i hold myself the same level of productivity the same level of trying to do the
00:02:58.720 right thing and a lot of people find that hard the standard i set for my friends are the same standard
00:03:04.160 i said myself you know and a lot of times my standards are higher than a lot of the christians
00:03:11.920 i know you know oh yeah and also there's an epidemic of lazy christians i really think 0.97
00:03:18.000 especially the pastor bunch and this is so hypocritical i talk for a living this is 0.99
00:03:23.280 this is the most hypocritical thing i've ever said but look at this is easier than the other 0.84
00:03:27.520 jobs can we just admit that can we just this is easier than other jobs so i just can't imagine 0.79
00:03:34.080 as a man like imagine being a man who served like 20 years in the military or done like a real
00:03:39.840 hard job and now you go to church and your wife has to listen to a priest or a pastor who talk
00:03:47.920 for a living now again i talk for a living this isn't to downplay it but there's got to be a
00:03:54.560 hierarchy of of real ninjas right it just makes you more of a real man that's why that's why i
00:04:01.040 rate terrence so hard because he's just a real ninja that guy's fought in three wars now imagine
00:04:06.640 he takes his wife to church and he's lectured by a man that talks for a living after he just
00:04:13.600 has been fighting in three wars he has to listen to you i can't even i think i'd kill him and that's
00:04:20.960 my main thing with like pastors and ministers whenever i have been to a church and i hear these
00:04:26.320 guys talking i want to i want to do a background check on these people who are you like what have
00:04:32.160 you done in the past i want to know because someone that's given that much power based upon
00:04:40.320 you know faith i want to know who you are where you've been i want to see your criminal record
00:04:45.840 i want to see your credit score i want to see all that stuff who are you and you know what it's also 0.99
00:04:52.320 they they think there's some virtue in being stupid like like if you say let's do how do i 0.99
00:05:02.600 put it i i recommended and i thought this was a great recommendation in order to get married 0.99
00:05:08.000 ladies let's submit 10 years of text messages sarah stock let's see the text with elijah 1.00
00:05:15.420 schaefer in order to get married how many women would sign up all of a sudden they'd be like do
00:05:21.020 know what i'm okay to be a living girlfriend did you see this probably look at this comment
00:05:26.960 like that would be um that would be a standard look at this being a priest is a very hard and
00:05:34.340 actually it's very hard and actually much physical job you guys have no idea what you're talking
00:05:38.900 about george whatever the heck your name is why are you here come on look at now i'm not saying
00:05:46.260 there's not challenges to being i'm sure there is like not banging kids right oh my god sorry but
00:05:56.580 okay but let's just um come on you're telling me you're better than the guy that fought you know
00:06:05.180 more than the guy that fought in three wars and you have the authority to tell his wife he should
00:06:11.300 she should listen to you over him i'm just saying like it's okay to have men be better men than you
00:06:18.520 you know like look it's a this i say men in general are better than women you know what i mean 0.96
00:06:24.760 yep so all right let's joe welcome to the show why are modern christians so insufferable
00:06:34.580 So I think the infiltration of feminism in the church, you've said this in other videos, the natural order, the biblical order is supposed to be God, man, women, children.
00:06:50.340 A lot of churches have just fallen from that.
00:06:55.920 And on top of all the feminism, you've got just the simperi. 0.58
00:07:00.240 You know, men will just believe women at any cost. 0.61
00:07:06.180 Like if there's a divorce, they'll take the women's side.
00:07:09.380 You see that happening a lot in churches.
00:07:11.320 And I do want to thank you for just taking the initiative to go to these churches and ask the hard questions, because honestly, there's a lot of cowardice, if I'm being honest, in the church. 0.78
00:07:28.720 And I think in a lot of ways you're doing a lot more than the Christians themselves are because, yeah, it takes a lot of guts. 0.95
00:07:42.420 Joe, I'm going to ask you, so how do you think we got here? 0.82
00:07:46.060 Because the Bible and Christianity is straight up patriarchy. 0.89
00:07:53.360 It is, absolutely. 0.87
00:07:55.060 How did we get here? 0.85
00:07:56.000 like like it's that we've fallen so far honestly it's from patriarchy to women withholding like
00:08:05.480 sex from their husband we've gone this far