00:08:08.140i mean it was like a baby crime it was a baby okay so
00:08:12.700oh i don't know maybe i shouldn't say it was a baby crime but i mean
00:08:19.940because here's the thing it's like nobody would care right this is what happens but when you're
00:08:25.780hated people just go out of their way to make your life a living hell so i don't want to get
00:08:31.160dragged to court over a baby crime that i admitted on camera do you know what i mean like it's like
00:08:35.700would be pretty stupid even if i'd get away with it it's like well um i guess i guess i can't say
00:08:48.340it i can't it's too stupid maybe in like even though the statute of limitations
00:08:54.500i don't know who caitlin olsen is i like to just hang out in the beginning
00:09:05.700all right let's go through the twitter for the day we'll go through the twitter
00:09:30.900I can't I can't share my criminal stories because it's probably I'm just I don't have a lot of
00:09:37.920um foresight but I guess today it's like well I do think I'd be a really good criminal though
00:09:43.660because I think criminals a lot of people that are attracted to the thug life right
00:09:48.300they just don't have great customer service
00:09:51.960so it's like I think if I were to be a criminal like whether it's a madam
00:10:00.660you know like a prostitute person whether it's like you know drugs whether it's murder well
00:10:06.400I don't know if I'd be a good murderer that I probably wouldn't be good at but
00:10:10.240I think a lot of illegal things they just have bad customer service because I've never done drugs
00:10:16.040right I've never done I I've never done drugs well does weed count I guess I have but I've never done
00:10:24.020anything harder than weed I feel like weed is like something and even weed it's I barely ever
00:10:30.400did it you know I barely like I I did it once every I just never liked weed it just was not my
00:10:36.680thing but you know I had friends that were really into drugs and when I was in Europe like I I knew
00:10:43.400girls that wanted to do you know coke um you know further and further stuff right and I thought
00:10:50.480about it and i was like half the time when they would talk like text their drug dealers it would
00:10:55.220just be like the slowest like terrible customer service like i think it's because he plugs maybe
00:11:01.840is what they're called they know that you know you you only have so many plugs um
00:11:08.740and because of that they just have the leverage in the situation and they're totally okay with
00:11:18.040having awful customer service. Like, it's like my friend would wait hours for her drugs. And I'm
00:11:25.360like, if I were, if I were dealing, you would have very, I would say, please, thank you. You
00:11:31.760wouldn't have to come to me. I would do door delivery. Like I would really be an A1, you know,
00:11:36.980drug dealer. I really would. Maybe I have been, you know, you'll never know.
00:11:43.720or even like you know if i was going to commit fraud or something i just think i'd be a i'd be a
00:11:51.740because i just think the personality traits that tend to commit crimes are people like those it's
00:11:57.940people with no regard for others because they don't regard others when they commit the crime
00:12:02.760and so therefore they have bad customer service and so i actually think i would clean up because
00:12:09.540you know I would uh I would say please thank I would be a great I would be a great illegal criminal
00:12:16.200so all right let's go on Twitter all right Candace Owens is doing an investigative series on Erica
00:12:24.120Kirk now every person has skeletons in their closet right Candace has skeletons um but it's
00:12:31.340kind of scary to me that Candace did like an eight hour that she was friends with this woman for years
00:12:38.960and now she's doing an investigative series this is why women are scary right because
00:12:44.540you know it's like bitch where are you what are your skeletons and you know for months i really
00:12:49.820need the candace simps to apologize to me because i said i'll apologize if her investigation leads
00:12:56.480to an arrest or anything and it's been nothing so i need an apology and everyone's like oh
00:13:03.140it's coming, it's coming, it's coming. I'm like, you sound like a woman that's like banging a guy
00:13:09.920she doesn't really like. She's like, I'm about to come, I'm about to come. That's how you guys
00:13:13.140sound. Oh, it's going to come. You know, it's like, well, you'll be waiting the rest of, you
00:13:17.900know, we'll all be waiting the rest of her life. You know, it's just like, well.
00:13:26.760A recent study found that men giving, that giving men a pay raise led them to having more children
00:13:32.040while giving women a pay raise led to fewer children. And this is the nurturing gender.
00:13:38.880Sorry, Pearl, it might happen. Well, I will eat my words.
00:13:45.660Look, I will eat my words if Candace comes up with anything, but right now we have nothing.
00:13:52.040And it doesn't shock me because women are easily deceived. And just by the fact that she's a woman,
00:13:57.700Like, you can honestly come to most conclusions in life just by being judgmental and observant.
00:14:03.540Like, do I think a black woman is going to crack the case of Charlie Kirk if it was, like, you would have to assume that a white man couldn't figure it out.
00:49:21.420Even they, even they struggle with, um, like the one I'm thinking of is literally a saint,
00:49:26.820but even she struggles with driving everybody crazy, talking too much, right?
00:49:31.240Mothers talk too much and gossip about everything.
00:49:39.540So the dad will come home and it'll be silence, right? There can be peace in the house. The mother, you got to hear about the gossip at school. I remember I would sit in the car with my mom growing up. And it would just be like an hour of gossiping straight, like she's on the phone talking to God knows who.
00:49:58.760it's like um mothers are mean right a lot of times the first time you were ever called fat
00:50:08.240i mean for when i have kids it'll definitely be me i'm gonna call my kid fat if the kid's fat
00:50:12.600um but even outside of that like the mothers are the first ones to call their daughters whores
00:50:18.300the mothers are the like women have no idea how mean they are in general
00:50:23.520they're knit they nag like women have made hit pieces on me dissecting why i'm ugly in every
00:50:35.620single way just making fun of every little person like part of my personality i'm like
00:50:39.900if that's what you do all the time what kind of like that translate to when these women
00:50:45.540become wives and mothers the same way women treat each other which is terrible
00:50:49.800um they they treat the kids the gossip is unbearable bro especially when they're talking
00:50:57.480about work yeah my mom wasn't mean until i was a teenager and i reminded her of the dad yeah
00:51:05.260mothers are more likely to get lost mothers are like mothers cannot keep a schedule
00:51:12.080mothers forget the kids in places mothers are more likely to accidentally kill the
00:51:19.780kid just by like doing something stupid you know not even intentional but we're just kind of
00:51:25.220scatterbrained right mothers are lazy a lot of the time mothers would rather be doing anything else
00:51:33.400than raise their kids mothers would rather give their kids to an abuela to watch the kid instead
00:51:38.820of doing it themselves mother mothers would rather go to an office for eight hours a day
00:51:44.300and get some high-status job so they don't have to watch the kid themselves.
00:51:53.980Outside of giving birth, I don't really see a value add.
00:51:58.540Now, a lot of people come back at me and they say, you know,
00:52:07.400But when men, what I've observed is that more men know how to cook
00:52:12.300than now that we're not having kids, right?
00:52:14.300The systems I've seen men come up with, like, you know, I'm drinking Sprite Zero is because there's a guy I follow on Twitter who tweeted that this is a good appetite suppressant and he's jacked.
01:12:03.980all right you get the idea let me do the next one
01:12:13.700all right can i share the steps yeah i'm coming can you please get the door for me i'm coming
01:12:26.680hurry up i'm coming yeah so it's like they start screaming over nothing it's just women are just
01:12:43.320complete agony you know here we go there's another take out the trash yes just give me two minutes
01:12:50.200fine i'll just do it myself you lazy piece of fucking shit you fucking pussy ass bitch get
01:12:55.800off your fucking ass loser can you take it and the reason it's funny is because everybody knows
01:13:02.200just everybody knows how it is like when the women just completely crash out over like
01:13:09.120the littlest the littlest thing let me find another here we go
01:13:13.280can you load the drum please yeah give me one second
01:13:26.180hey i'll help you what are you doing let me help let me help
01:13:32.960baby can you and you know even women that try not to do it it's just our nature
01:13:41.640And I think there's some humility as a woman you can at least bring to the table or at least acknowledge, you know, knowing that we just are not like we're the weaker vessel in all regards.