Pearl - May 03, 2026


Coffee Talk #2 Today： I Want To Open a Coffee Shop and Do Live Shows


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7 minutes

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1,343

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46

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2

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13

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00:00:00.480 What up guys, welcome to my coffee talks. Today I wanted to tell you guys about an idea I had.
00:00:05.900 This is my second coffee talk, but I realized I forgot to tell you guys about it.
00:00:11.020 So, some projects we have going on in the next year. So as you guys know, I got kicked off of
00:00:17.260 everything in 2023. I had to completely put my life on hold for two years because I got demonetized
00:00:23.720 and I was essentially unemployed. So this time around, I'm trying to do things a little bit
00:00:27.940 different. Um, and one of the factors that contributed to my unemployment, um, was that
00:00:34.160 I was not adequately prepared to be kicked off. Um, and so this time around we are making
00:00:41.640 a comprehensive app. Um, I have an app now. I don't want to get into the details, but
00:00:46.900 there's problems with that app. So now we're making a new app that's a lower cost in case
00:00:51.240 they ever get kicked off again. Um, so that's going to come out in the next month. Um, I
00:00:56.700 also wanted to shift more to documentaries. As fun as it is, I'm dunking on whores. I just get 1.00
00:01:03.540 kind of tired, you know what I mean? It's like, men don't like whores. We're gonna whore anyway, 1.00
00:01:10.620 okay? You know what I mean? But I kind of had this idea in my head, and I wanted to 0.99
00:01:18.340 push it on you guys to see, like, what you guys think. So, me and Doug, MPA, we're talking,
00:01:24.140 and we think it'd be cool to have a conservative like coffee shop right so it's coffee during the
00:01:30.400 day um we could do shows at night at this like um coffee shop right and maybe we'd turn into a bar
00:01:39.040 at night Doug MPA he's like worked in restaurants so he could run it and um we'd probably have
00:01:46.400 security built in for the shows because of you know the Charlie Kirk stuff or we'd think of
00:01:51.460 something to come over that. But how cool would it be if like every Friday we had a coffee shop
00:01:58.040 and you knew that you could see me do stand up. Um, I don't know. I called Leonardo Joni a mud
00:02:05.040 shark. Cause she was, you know what I mean? I said that racist D girls, um, they always have
00:02:10.160 dated a black guy and she did. So I guess that triggered her. I don't know. I'm like, I need
00:02:13.960 two girls. All right. Um, but regardless, regardless, maybe she'd want to do a little 1.00
00:02:20.240 stand-up set right and then we got Doug MPA he's gonna do a little stand-up um Terrence Pop
00:02:27.140 um maybe one day you know because so many YouTubers we have like other talents like
00:02:32.940 music so maybe one day we do like a little concert maybe Crowder we get up in there Andrew Wilson
00:02:39.220 and sorry there's hair my bad okay but I think it'd be kind of cool we could do like movie
00:02:47.560 showings like maybe in the back there's a podcast studio so like then when people are in town we get
00:02:56.720 our coffee right and then maybe even like people can come in and be part of the youtube videos like
00:03:02.720 you can come to this coffee shop and maybe like we're doing street interviews outside of the
00:03:08.740 coffee shop i kind of want to be it to be in downtown dallas i was thinking the design district
00:03:15.160 however I'm open to a suburb I do understand there could be security issues but I think
00:03:21.560 there's ways around that and like what are we gonna not live we're gonna not live because 0.99
00:03:27.980 these liberals have guns now I'll stay away from the trans people you guys win you guys can just 0.81
00:03:34.360 keep doing what you're doing you know what I mean you guys got it keep going you know keep 0.98
00:03:39.960 keep doing what you're doing stay away from me but anyways um
00:03:45.920 that's my idea I think it would be really cool we're gonna start with some events to kind of
00:03:52.080 test this out in the next year um I mentioned it I think we're gonna do either a movie premiere
00:03:58.840 for the documentary or um I'm gonna do a dinner which you can apply to like be a part of um which
00:04:06.380 I believe will be in LA my friend has like an art gallery there so um but the idea is 1.00
00:04:13.560 the world's kind of going where it's going right and women are just going to keep terrorizing all 1.00
00:04:22.800 these places so I think it'd be cool to have some conservative spaces and like events um that aren't 1.00
00:04:30.620 as gay as like no no rip charlie kirk but like the tp usa events pander way too much for me
00:04:37.720 there has to be one woman out there that's sick of the pandering oh women are so special and 0.99
00:04:43.200 awesome it's like all right not really we ain't shit we ain't shit it is what it is just take the 0.99
00:04:50.640 l um a lot you know i ain't shit you ain't shit we can all just be ain't shit together 0.98
00:04:56.520 um and I was thinking of names for this coffee shop 0.98
00:05:02.760 now I always liked the idea of the audacity networks it's like I have the audacity
00:05:09.140 and I really hate the idea of naming things after myself I don't
00:05:13.740 it makes me feel weird right but audacity coffee just does not like
00:05:22.340 audacity i liked the audacity network i thought that was a nice ring and then you could do audacity
00:05:28.880 music or audacity coffee although when i made my channel it was just pearly things
00:05:35.740 and it could be just pearly coffee or pearl coffee pearl beans you know
00:05:40.840 because i love coffee right and then the drinks i would put they would have to be healthy i'm
00:05:48.280 getting you guys 50 grams of protein for breakfast. You know what I mean? Um, and same with the
00:05:53.940 alcoholic drinks. I'm tired of having to go out and I got to think about how many calories I'm
00:05:59.500 drinking. No, I have a hundred calorie options. If we're getting drunk tonight, we are getting
00:06:06.620 drunk with six packs. We are, you know, and maybe it expands, right? It could be a whole social club
00:06:14.360 someday. Wouldn't that be kind of cool? Like imagine it's like a conservative little social
00:06:18.960 club, not overpriced. I'm not trying to, I guess you got to stay in bed. See, I guess this is where
00:06:26.800 the businesses always go South, but I don't know. We can put our heads together. Um, because I
00:06:32.440 really don't want it to be like a pretentious thing. I want, I want all the losers at my club. 0.98
00:06:37.580 No fact, I'm not calling you guys losers, but I'm kind of a loser. You know what I mean? 0.99
00:06:41.660 I'm kind of weird you know I don't like when I go to these like social clubs and it's just all 0.99
00:06:47.740 these pretentious people that think they're better than everyone else fuck you that's how I feel 0.97
00:06:52.140 about it um but anyways so that's what I was thinking I'm like imagine we have this cute 0.99
00:06:58.480 little coffee shop it's like 3,000 square feet you could buy merch there I know I don't have
00:07:04.980 merch now, but maybe I will someday. Right. Um, you can buy your coffee, you can hang out. Um,
00:07:12.880 and it would be like a spot where conservatives could go in Dallas.
00:07:23.960 I don't know if you guys have any cool ideas, let me know in the comments, because this is
00:07:28.560 supposed to be comprehensive, but me and Doug and Pierre are going to make a business plan
00:07:33.740 and we're gonna give it to a few investors, you know,
00:07:37.120 and say, hey, wouldn't this be cool?
00:07:44.600 Wouldn't this be awesome?
00:07:47.140 So you never know.
00:07:49.200 All right, guys, let me know what you think
00:07:51.060 in the comments, like the video and subscribe.
00:07:53.820 And I'll see you next time.