Pearl - March 20, 2026


Come to Gigachad Island and GET C＊CKED!

Mentioned
Liam Neeson Natasha Richardson Julia Roberts Neeson Anna Christie Richardson Brooke Shields Joan P
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Episode Stats


Length

6 minutes

Words per minute

167.49

Word count

1,109

Sentence count

30

Harmful content

Misogyny

10

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Toxicity

13

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Hate speech

4

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Summary

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In this episode, we discuss the biggest red flags in romantic relationships when it comes to finances. From not knowing where the other person's money is going to go, to not being able to figure out where they're going to spend their money, to lying to each other about how much they're spending, to having a completely different worldview on goals, desires, and where they want to be as a couple, these are just some of the things to look out for in a potential romantic partner.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 he's got to watch his girl get cracked all right let's go to twitter um and see some twitter 0.77
00:00:05.840 bullshit before i close out the show i can't i can't listen to another one i can't 0.95
00:00:11.120 i'm sorry if you hate me i can't do it all right like all right let's go to twitter um i did some 0.87
00:00:17.360 retweets specifically for the show let's start with caleb hammer caleb hammer is a youtuber um
00:00:24.560 who gives people financial advice and he's going viral um because he's telling people to spend less
00:00:31.700 money and he's kind of stating the obvious not entitled to go out to eat that might piss some
00:00:36.220 people off right it's like you're not entitled to that i would love you to i hope you can fit in the
00:00:40.700 budget let's work together let's get you more money let's get your budget under control but
00:00:44.500 you're not entitled to go enjoy nice sushi or a mcdonald's um you don't need to get the fancy
00:00:51.040 fancy nice perfect whole foods and you can get the off-brand for a little bit and i off-branded
00:00:55.500 in college on the cheap it's not great and it's not the best for health either but it worked
00:00:59.920 not entirely let's keep going the biggest red flags in romantic relationships financial when
00:01:07.420 each other don't know each other's financial situation because there's no one who comes on
00:01:10.940 this show that isn't at least in the position where they should have that talk where they have
00:01:14.700 a completely different worldview on goals spending desires where they want to be as a couple it's
00:01:20.600 like if you're not even aligned on that what are we doing get aligned or get the out um and then
00:01:25.040 the next one would be just like not knowing where the other one's spending is going and immediately
00:01:28.800 throwing accusations to the other person's way like you're spending on this we're spending on
00:01:32.460 this it's like why are we looking at it like this are we just trying to come together and get better 0.95
00:01:36.200 together and hold each other accountable instead of just trying to throw each damn uh we reacted 0.86
00:01:40.460 to that yesterday um clavicular i guess had to block his mom so even clavicular sees that women 1.00
00:01:47.060 are crazy yeah i blocked my mom because she kept saying how fucked up of a person i was and 0.98
00:01:55.460 i'm feeling like that and i wasn't even doing anything i wasn't even i was already drinking 0.99
00:02:01.220 she's like you're a loser so i didn't even block i literally just muted the fucking text on whatsapp 0.99
00:02:06.580 well see what else we got um liam nelson is in a new relationship let's see this 1.00
00:02:12.820 breaking news 73 year old liam neeson is getting married again 17 years after his ex-wife natasha
00:02:21.080 richardson passed away he seems to find his love again this time the bird may be the ex he never
00:02:26.600 forgot do you remember his four wild and messy relationships let's start with helen mirren they
00:02:32.280 met in 1980 on excalibur neeson was smitten lived together five years but it didn't work out they
00:02:39.160 stayed cool after the split. Mirren even said she still deeply loves him. Next, Julia Roberts. In
00:02:46.360 1988, 19-year-old Roberts dated Neeson. It lasted about two years. The career gap pushed them apart.
00:02:53.940 They split in 1990. Then, Brooke Shields. Three months into dating, Neeson proposed. She said no.
00:03:02.100 Shields felt he'd fall for his next co-star, and she was right. The relationship fizzled. Finally,
00:03:07.680 natasha richardson they met in 1993 doing anna christie richardson was married but the chemistry
00:03:14.420 was intense she left her husband and they married in 1994 tragedy struck in 2009 richardson fell
00:03:21.580 while skiing and hit her head at 45 neeson still visits her grave and talks to her so which woman
00:03:28.040 do you think is his true love breaking oh i thought they were gonna what the heck okay whatever
00:03:34.200 um oh there's a new montoya i don't know if you remember temptation island but basically um they
00:03:42.600 put their significant other on an island with hot people and see if they fall into temptation 0.67
00:03:48.420 and then it goes as badly as you think he's got to watch his girl get cracked
00:03:53.780 Where is your friend?
00:03:55.780 Yeah!
00:03:56.780 Silver!
00:03:57.780 Come here!
00:03:58.780 Silver!
00:03:59.780 Silver!
00:04:00.780 Get him!
00:04:01.780 Get him!
00:04:02.780 You! 0.99
00:04:03.780 Get him!
00:04:04.780 Get him!
00:04:05.780 Get him!
00:04:06.780 Get him!
00:04:07.780 I'm going to go!
00:04:08.780 Where is your playa?
00:04:10.780 Where is your playa?
00:04:12.780 I'm going to go!
00:04:14.780 Where has it been?
00:04:16.780 Yeah.
00:04:17.780 I've been told you.
00:04:18.780 I've been told you.
00:04:20.780 Sit down, Joan P, please.
00:04:22.780 Yeah, he's a giga Chad you got cooked I don't know why you put her on an island with giga chads
00:04:52.780 do you know what i mean like why would you you're gonna put your on an island with giga chads that's 1.00
00:04:57.340 gonna add exactly how you think it would add that's like sending your back in the day if
00:05:01.740 you're a peasant you're like yeah i'll send her to the king you're like yeah i mean then 0.99
00:05:05.420 she gets cracked by the king you know
00:05:12.540 yeah you caught your ex cheating you know i would talk about cheating stories but here's the the
00:05:17.740 problem when you tell stories of you getting cheated on as a woman it actually makes you
00:05:21.820 look worse because you picked him so as far as i'm concerned all my exes were saints 0.89
00:05:26.140 they were all saints they were all they're perfect angels you know what i mean
00:05:30.140 I'm gonna say that I'm very happy.
00:05:33.100 First of all, you're gonna be in your life. 1.00
00:05:36.860 That ass, that ass. 1.00
00:05:39.860 You're gonna get to the face of shame. 1.00
00:05:42.300 I'm gonna get to the face.
00:05:43.740 I'm gonna get to the face.
00:05:45.740 Come on, come on. 0.99
00:05:47.740 I don't want to see you again.
00:05:49.740 You can go back to the face.
00:05:50.940 Come on, come on. 0.99
00:05:52.940 Come on, come on. 0.99
00:05:54.940 Come on.
00:05:56.140 Come on.
00:05:58.140 yeah she's gonna get cracked that night um yeah because the more like you argue and beg now it's 0.99
00:06:10.620 like now he's just confirmed the decision you know now it's like yeah you've confirmed that
00:06:15.660 she made the right choice anyways guys um that's all i got today i'm a little sick so i'm kind of
00:06:20.460 gonna end early but do i understand spanish no i might take it someday that's just so much work
00:06:26.940 oh my god um anyways guys and let me know what you think in the comments if you could like the
00:06:32.440 video and subscribe to the channel i really appreciate you guys being here um and i will
00:06:36.440 see you next time