Pearl - March 20, 2026


Come to Gigachad Island and GET C*CKED!


Episode Stats

Length

6 minutes

Words per Minute

167.48892

Word Count

1,109

Sentence Count

30

Misogynist Sentences

10

Hate Speech Sentences

4


Summary

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Transcript

Transcript generated with Whisper (turbo).
Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
00:00:00.000 he's got to watch his girl get cracked all right let's go to twitter um and see some twitter
00:00:05.840 bullshit before i close out the show i can't i can't listen to another one i can't
00:00:11.120 i'm sorry if you hate me i can't do it all right like all right let's go to twitter um i did some
00:00:17.360 retweets specifically for the show let's start with caleb hammer caleb hammer is a youtuber um
00:00:24.560 who gives people financial advice and he's going viral um because he's telling people to spend less
00:00:31.700 money and he's kind of stating the obvious not entitled to go out to eat that might piss some
00:00:36.220 people off right it's like you're not entitled to that i would love you to i hope you can fit in the
00:00:40.700 budget let's work together let's get you more money let's get your budget under control but
00:00:44.500 you're not entitled to go enjoy nice sushi or a mcdonald's um you don't need to get the fancy
00:00:51.040 fancy nice perfect whole foods and you can get the off-brand for a little bit and i off-branded
00:00:55.500 in college on the cheap it's not great and it's not the best for health either but it worked
00:00:59.920 not entirely let's keep going the biggest red flags in romantic relationships financial when
00:01:07.420 each other don't know each other's financial situation because there's no one who comes on
00:01:10.940 this show that isn't at least in the position where they should have that talk where they have
00:01:14.700 a completely different worldview on goals spending desires where they want to be as a couple it's
00:01:20.600 like if you're not even aligned on that what are we doing get aligned or get the out um and then
00:01:25.040 the next one would be just like not knowing where the other one's spending is going and immediately
00:01:28.800 throwing accusations to the other person's way like you're spending on this we're spending on
00:01:32.460 this it's like why are we looking at it like this are we just trying to come together and get better
00:01:36.200 together and hold each other accountable instead of just trying to throw each damn uh we reacted
00:01:40.460 to that yesterday um clavicular i guess had to block his mom so even clavicular sees that women
00:01:47.060 are crazy yeah i blocked my mom because she kept saying how fucked up of a person i was and
00:01:55.460 i'm feeling like that and i wasn't even doing anything i wasn't even i was already drinking
00:02:01.220 she's like you're a loser so i didn't even block i literally just muted the fucking text on whatsapp
00:02:06.580 well see what else we got um liam nelson is in a new relationship let's see this
00:02:12.820 breaking news 73 year old liam neeson is getting married again 17 years after his ex-wife natasha
00:02:21.080 richardson passed away he seems to find his love again this time the bird may be the ex he never
00:02:26.600 forgot do you remember his four wild and messy relationships let's start with helen mirren they
00:02:32.280 met in 1980 on excalibur neeson was smitten lived together five years but it didn't work out they
00:02:39.160 stayed cool after the split. Mirren even said she still deeply loves him. Next, Julia Roberts. In
00:02:46.360 1988, 19-year-old Roberts dated Neeson. It lasted about two years. The career gap pushed them apart.
00:02:53.940 They split in 1990. Then, Brooke Shields. Three months into dating, Neeson proposed. She said no.
00:03:02.100 Shields felt he'd fall for his next co-star, and she was right. The relationship fizzled. Finally,
00:03:07.680 natasha richardson they met in 1993 doing anna christie richardson was married but the chemistry
00:03:14.420 was intense she left her husband and they married in 1994 tragedy struck in 2009 richardson fell
00:03:21.580 while skiing and hit her head at 45 neeson still visits her grave and talks to her so which woman
00:03:28.040 do you think is his true love breaking oh i thought they were gonna what the heck okay whatever
00:03:34.200 um oh there's a new montoya i don't know if you remember temptation island but basically um they
00:03:42.600 put their significant other on an island with hot people and see if they fall into temptation
00:03:48.420 and then it goes as badly as you think he's got to watch his girl get cracked
00:03:53.780 Where is your friend?
00:03:55.780 Yeah!
00:03:56.780 Silver!
00:03:57.780 Come here!
00:03:58.780 Silver!
00:03:59.780 Silver!
00:04:00.780 Get him!
00:04:01.780 Get him!
00:04:02.780 You!
00:04:03.780 Get him!
00:04:04.780 Get him!
00:04:05.780 Get him!
00:04:06.780 Get him!
00:04:07.780 I'm going to go!
00:04:08.780 Where is your playa?
00:04:10.780 Where is your playa?
00:04:12.780 I'm going to go!
00:04:14.780 Where has it been?
00:04:16.780 Yeah.
00:04:17.780 I've been told you.
00:04:18.780 I've been told you.
00:04:20.780 Sit down, Joan P, please.
00:04:22.780 Yeah, he's a giga Chad you got cooked I don't know why you put her on an island with giga chads
00:04:52.780 do you know what i mean like why would you you're gonna put your on an island with giga chads that's
00:04:57.340 gonna add exactly how you think it would add that's like sending your back in the day if
00:05:01.740 you're a peasant you're like yeah i'll send her to the king you're like yeah i mean then
00:05:05.420 she gets cracked by the king you know
00:05:12.540 yeah you caught your ex cheating you know i would talk about cheating stories but here's the the
00:05:17.740 problem when you tell stories of you getting cheated on as a woman it actually makes you
00:05:21.820 look worse because you picked him so as far as i'm concerned all my exes were saints
00:05:26.140 they were all saints they were all they're perfect angels you know what i mean
00:05:30.140 I'm gonna say that I'm very happy.
00:05:33.100 First of all, you're gonna be in your life.
00:05:36.860 That ass, that ass.
00:05:39.860 You're gonna get to the face of shame.
00:05:42.300 I'm gonna get to the face.
00:05:43.740 I'm gonna get to the face.
00:05:45.740 Come on, come on.
00:05:47.740 I don't want to see you again.
00:05:49.740 You can go back to the face.
00:05:50.940 Come on, come on.
00:05:52.940 Come on, come on.
00:05:54.940 Come on.
00:05:56.140 Come on.
00:05:58.140 yeah she's gonna get cracked that night um yeah because the more like you argue and beg now it's
00:06:10.620 like now he's just confirmed the decision you know now it's like yeah you've confirmed that
00:06:15.660 she made the right choice anyways guys um that's all i got today i'm a little sick so i'm kind of
00:06:20.460 gonna end early but do i understand spanish no i might take it someday that's just so much work
00:06:26.940 oh my god um anyways guys and let me know what you think in the comments if you could like the
00:06:32.440 video and subscribe to the channel i really appreciate you guys being here um and i will
00:06:36.440 see you next time