Pearl - June 08, 2025


Crowder Is BACK!


Episode Stats

Length

1 minute

Words per Minute

213.08932

Word Count

229

Sentence Count

23

Hate Speech Sentences

1


Summary

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Transcript

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Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
00:00:00.000 If you're a man and you're obese,
00:00:01.080 now you're two times as likely to be obese
00:00:02.340 if you're a woman, a young woman than a young man.
00:00:03.960 That's just a fact.
00:00:04.580 And young men don't typically like obese women.
00:00:06.240 Black guys, we get it, but. 0.94
00:00:09.300 Oh, that's so true.
00:00:11.080 So you're a young man and you're obese.
00:00:12.980 You're living in your basement.
00:00:13.700 You know what not one of your male friends says?
00:00:15.980 Nah, don't worry, you're in great shape.
00:00:20.300 The best you can hope for is,
00:00:21.840 hey man, you're in a rough spot.
00:00:23.040 You know, I'm here for you.
00:00:24.220 You'll figure it out.
00:00:25.040 We don't tell them that you're beautiful and brave
00:00:27.160 in your state of disarray.
00:00:28.640 Every single woman, by the way, who are twice as likely to be obese as young men, has friends going, no, Becky, you're beautiful.
00:00:35.400 I had a scenario.
00:00:36.360 This is true.
00:00:37.060 I had a scenario where I was roped in by my then lady to console her friend who boyfriend broke up with her.
00:00:43.660 And they were going, oh, my God, let's go.
00:00:45.000 He just doesn't deserve you.
00:00:46.680 Tell her.
00:00:47.060 I go, I remember when she cheated on him.
00:00:52.220 And they all were like, no, it's his loss.
00:00:56.900 I'm like, no, it's not.
00:00:58.200 it's not like he
00:00:58.840 where have you been
00:01:01.880 Crowder we've been
00:01:02.720 waiting for you
00:01:03.620 it took a divorce