Pearl - November 25, 2025


Dianne Needs to Lose weight


Episode Stats


Length

43 seconds

Words per minute

190.43239

Word count

138

Sentence count

10


Summary

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Diane is getting fat and needs to put the donut down and get back in shape. I m going to put her on a strict diet of meat and vegetables for probably a year and maybe she can be attractive to her husband again.

Transcript

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00:00:00.320 What's going on, Diane? My name is Pearl Davis and I got some bad news for you.
00:00:05.300 You are getting fat. Yes, you got married a year ago and you've gained 40 pounds.
00:00:10.840 This is unacceptable. Unacceptable.
00:00:14.420 You need to put the donut down and stop having all this blubber.
00:00:18.200 So I'm going to put you on a strict diet.
00:00:20.540 I'm recommendation of pretty much just meat and vegetables.
00:00:23.720 You really don't need carbs for probably a year.
00:00:26.480 um and maybe you can be attractive to your husband again so please put the donuts down
00:00:33.740 get on the treadmill and get back in shape i'm sorry to be the one i'm sorry to be the one to
00:00:38.320 break this news but everyone else has noticed um so i might as well be the one to tell you