Pearl - Hoes Are Gunna Be Prostitutes (My Friend Shiv is Here Yay)

00:00:00.000 what's up guys welcome to another episode of the just pearly things show here at my house here at

00:00:09.560 my channel thank you guys so much for tuning in today I decided that I'm bringing in a special

00:00:15.600 guest no no go over there over there over there a special guest okay I decided that I needed some 1.00

00:00:23.220 diversity on the show I need an inclusion there's too many white women in here 0.99

00:00:28.940 there's too many white women in here I got a pageant in the kitchen 0.99

00:00:34.900 let's go man wait hold on oh it's over here man we're back in the kitchen yes welcome to the show 1.00

00:00:44.420 thank you thanks for coming i'm excited for this to be my uh last screen before i get 1.00

00:00:48.740 supported this is going to be amazing yeah so we know with all the h1b's we decided to bring in 1.00

00:00:54.820 um he's a genius out of california i really know what he does for a living because i'm a woman 0.89

00:01:00.340 No, no, no, no. I do leave Gem and ask you, but, uh. Oh, no. Uh, I'll get what I think about the bottle. Wait, did you reconfix it? Um, do you have a wine opener? Yeah. Oh, there it comes out. It comes out. Don't worry, they're not. So, we're doing a shot to start the show. Oh. How much is a shot? I don't have shot glasses.

00:01:28.340 I'm taking a shot of whiskey in a wine glass.

00:01:31.340 This is cool. 1.00

00:01:32.340 I call it ghetto bad whiskey. 1.00

00:01:34.340 Yeah, this is ghetto. 1.00

00:01:35.340 Alright, cool. Cheers. 0.95

00:01:36.340 Cheers!

00:01:44.340 Now you know what we deal with. 1.00

00:01:46.340 We're going down to your gender. 1.00

00:01:48.340 Alright, hold on. 1.00

00:01:49.340 Hold on, stay there.

00:01:50.340 I'm getting water. 1.00

00:01:54.340 Indian guy killed girl neighbors. 1.00

00:01:58.340 I'm bringing the chat with me. 1.00

00:02:13.940 Guys, $500 Super Chat will take a shot.

00:02:19.040 Let's do it.

00:02:20.080 Can you fix the thumbnail?

00:02:24.100 I don't know.

00:02:24.820 I thought I put it in, but I guess it didn't. 0.99

00:02:26.480 Man, I left the mic in the car, they can't hear us, they can't hear us, really, oh shit, 0.96

00:02:38.700 I know why, oh no, I've done this all the time, hold on, talk now, yo, what's going on, 0.77

00:02:49.460 can you guys hear me now, is the microphone fixed, let us know in the chat, hopefully

00:02:55.500 the mic's fixed. Yeah, I'm sorry, guys. I forgot. It's my fault. All right, guys. Welcome

00:03:07.040 to the show. I'm sorry. I have to do the intro again, I guess. All right, so today I have

00:03:12.160 a special guest. I have Shiv here. I don't know what he does for a living, but he's rich

00:03:16.700 as fuck. But you know what's messed up? You know what's messed up? You can work really 0.99

00:03:23.360 hard and make all this money we're dating the same women like isn't that crazy that you just

00:03:29.020 date the same women as like everyone else i know is that humbling as a man when you know a dj

00:03:34.320 all he had to do was mix the music or like a drug dealer is named hotter women yeah yeah you 0.99

00:03:40.820 had to make millions of dollars and the drug dealer can take your bitch oh yeah oh and even 1.00

00:03:46.840 worse if she marries me she could divorce me take my money and now i'm paying her to bang the drug 1.00

00:03:52.040 Are you still going to get married, though?

00:03:57.520 Okay, so we're going to start the show.

00:03:59.340 Can you guys hear me?

00:04:01.340 Oh, my God.

00:04:02.380 Is the audio still bad?

00:04:04.440 Really?

00:04:05.140 That's crazy.

00:04:06.260 Oh, my God, my God.

00:04:07.740 Hold on.

00:04:08.100 No, all good.

00:04:08.880 Hold on. 1.00

00:04:09.920 You know, is it a bad thing when the tech doesn't work and there's an Indian guy here and I'm not solving it?

00:04:15.360 Like, isn't this, like, our – this is my people's thing. 0.52

00:04:18.420 oh is the mic source not the lapels because it said no it's not I know it's not but it's supposed

00:04:26.160 to be this keep talking all right I'm gonna keep talking please let us know in the live chat when

00:04:33.520 it's live or when you can hear a volume when it sounds good I'm just gonna keep talking gonna get

00:04:38.860 I'm gonna be like a woman I'm just gonna keep rambling on yeah yeah okay someone said okay

00:04:45.740 that's better okay all right there we go sweet yeah I just love brown men so I

00:04:55.040 have to bring a lot okay welcome to the show guys I'm so sorry I've done this

00:05:03.620 intro three times so today I have shiv on I don't know what he does for a 0.93

00:05:07.760 living but he's rich as fuck he makes a lot of money out of California doing 0.87

00:05:12.080 digital marketing is that right yeah yeah I do I do a few things I have a web 0.98

00:05:16.220 hosting company a voice over IP call tracking company I do what's called SEO

00:05:20.820 like lead generation and then I do some coaching as well yeah I mean we met in

00:05:24.920 Twitter spaces which is the real important yes yes so we bring on people

00:05:29.600 from my Twitter spaces where we really just talk about all of our opinions in

00:05:34.400 society are we taking another shot now we can all right guys we're doing five

00:05:41.840 $500 we take a shot on stream

00:05:45.240 $500 and are we doing it where it has to be one person funder or just as long as if I like if 10 people did a hundred dollars

00:05:51.820 What do you think I'll just make it add up to if it adds up to 500 so everyone if you want to donate to the show

00:05:57.960 Remember every dollar you donate is gonna help 0.97

00:06:01.160 Yeah, and it's gonna also help stick it to to American women. Yes 0.96

00:06:06.280 And then we're gonna talk about we're gonna start the show. We'll take a shot. This is a new a new thing

00:06:11.280 and then ship is gonna give his hot takes oh and then I'm gonna go off yeah

00:06:16.440 all right let's do it that's what I said on my last date oh my god that was so

00:06:27.960 disgusting yeah oh that is so disgusting yep okay so today we're just 1.00

00:06:35.580 gonna talk about the main topic is how women can't do things however ship it a 0.95

00:06:40.520 few hot takes that we've discussed in Twitter spaces that we really are going to talk about

00:06:44.820 to bring on the show. So what are we thinking? What's your number one hot take? My hot take

00:06:49.580 is that we know we live in an era now where girls are on OnlyFans. They're strippers. They're sugar 1.00

00:06:56.420 dating. They're using guys just for free meals. We know this. Like they serially date to get free 1.00

00:07:01.260 meals. So to me, I think hot take, even though I'm not really for this, I think we got to legalize

00:07:08.580 prostitution in America and I actually think the girls are gonna benefit more 0.89

00:07:13.440 than the men he loves women yeah cuz number one we can be a hooker well 1.00

00:07:18.300 here's because hear me out we love being big fat slug whores anyway yeah well and 1.00

00:07:22.680 think about this Pearl if women are actually so strong independent smart then 1.00

00:07:27.420 women of agency if she's a smart woman and she decides to sell her body for 1.00

00:07:31.680 sex who are we to tell her anything right is a strong independent woman like 1.00

00:07:36.240 who are we to say she can't do that? I thought women were empowered. I thought they're educated 1.00

00:07:40.120 because basically if women are saying they don't want to legalize prostitution, 0.97

00:07:44.540 they're saying that they inherently cannot make their own decisions as grown adults, 0.98

00:07:48.860 which means they're children, which means they shouldn't vote. 1.00

00:07:51.560 Oh, no, but we can gluck gluck and fuck fuck. 1.00

00:07:55.360 They're basically doing prostitution, but on their terms, and I'm saying, no, let's just make it 1.00

00:07:59.120 official. Make it official. Yeah, make it official. But he thinks it'll actually benefit the good girls. 1.00

00:08:03.580 yeah because so here's what happens right like a lot of girls this whole idea that every girl 0.75

00:08:09.100 wants to be a whore is not true it doesn't start out that way um i think uh there's women to we all 0.99

00:08:14.580 we know there's a small percentage of women that are like at the seller level built in to be like 0.97

00:08:18.380 housewives um then a lot of it's gray where they're they're kind of in between housewife and 1.00

00:08:23.360 hoe but they can go either way they're malleable right and then there's like the bonafide hoes 1.00

00:08:28.640 like the real fucking like sluts and I think a lot of girls they basically especially when they 1.00

00:08:34.120 go to college they see how much the hoes and sluts are winning and what happens is how many 1.00

00:08:38.940 times as a girl every girl has a story where they're with a guy he goes on multiple dates 1.00

00:08:44.000 with them he leads them on that we're building a deeper spiritual bond a real relationship 0.98

00:08:48.080 and then they start fucking they hook up and then he just goes I just wanted sex I didn't 0.98

00:08:52.740 want a serious relationship that's never happened and so and this happens to pretty much every girl 0.98

00:08:58.560 and so that's what kind of calcifies women um into being bitter like the whole and women are like i 0.86

00:09:04.260 hate men all men want to sex yeah because we have no other way to get sex that's why nick says happy 0.97

00:09:11.640 halloween for the pumpkin spice latte chocolate fun that's ten dollars towards another shot we've 0.98

00:09:16.920 done two shots on camera incredible so yeah so you're saying now there's no incentive like if

00:09:21.780 you can go down the street and get an 18 year old. Yeah. 19, 20, whatever, whatever age we're

00:09:27.040 going to decide they can do that at. Yeah. Then what's the incentive really to lead women on?

00:09:31.360 That's too much work. Men love convenient. Wonder why hoes win. Men love convenient. Yeah. You're

00:09:36.640 just there. Well, and, and, and it's, it's to me, it's like, think about this. We're in such a

00:09:41.740 messed up age because men, how are you going to know if a girl loves you? Like today, if she,

00:09:46.680 Honestly, how many guys say if they were with a girl today

00:09:50.820 and she goes, I'm saving it for marriage,

00:09:53.800 how many of you are actually gonna sit there

00:09:55.440 and date her for a year and a half without putting out?

00:09:57.780 No, zero.

00:09:58.620 It's gonna be very...

00:09:59.780 If you have no other choice, right?

00:10:01.320 Now the guys, look, I've been there,

00:10:03.260 like when you're a guy who's down bad,

00:10:04.920 you're struggling to get dates,

00:10:05.860 you're struggling to get sex,

00:10:07.240 it's easy to say that, right? 0.99

00:10:08.480 Like, oh no, I would be the one who would date her

00:10:10.800 for a year and a half and get this virgin trad web. 0.65

00:10:13.180 Yeah, her virginity was gone before she was of legal age.

00:10:16.460 Okay, so like by the time you get her,

00:10:18.580 like that ship has sailed a long time ago. 0.54

00:10:21.440 So I think it's, yeah, I just think prostitution 1.00

00:10:25.060 is gonna be the level playing field.

00:10:26.620 Because here's another thing.

00:10:29.020 What's the biggest difference between men and women? 0.90

00:10:31.400 You know why women aren't as horny as men?

00:10:33.820 Even though, I know some guys are gonna argue

00:10:35.380 they're more horny, but the real reason 1.00

00:10:37.140 is because women can have sex whenever you want. 1.00

00:10:38.820 Whatever you have in abundance, you don't, like, 1.00

00:10:40.860 you know why?

00:10:41.700 Right, you don't care as much.

00:10:42.700 You know why I don't care about money?

00:10:43.740 Because I have a lot of it.

00:10:44.620 Right.

00:10:45.700 So, like, whatever, when people are broke,

00:10:48.100 then all they think about is money and checks.

00:10:49.620 Like, it's the same thing.

00:10:50.440 Anything you have in scarcity, you're going to think of all the time.

00:10:52.540 Men don't get sex on average.

00:10:54.300 That's why we always think about it.

00:10:55.220 It's why all the people that accuse me of being something, they're always it.

00:10:59.060 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:10:59.580 Because that's all they think about.

00:11:01.220 Exactly.

00:11:01.340 Do you know what I'm saying?

00:11:01.840 Like, Ethan Klein, just getting caught recently.

00:11:04.520 Oh, yeah.

00:11:04.940 Like, he accused me of being a grifter.

00:11:07.440 That's crazy.

00:11:07.860 And he is now... 1.00

00:11:09.300 He's the ultimate grifter. 0.98

00:11:10.480 Yeah. 1.00

00:11:10.860 He's the ultimate grifter. 0.93

00:11:12.400 Yeah, he's a grifter for Poonami, which is a... 0.60

00:11:14.880 that's a word that's the worst type of grifter a grifter for punani yeah i mean i used to i used

00:11:21.200 to think punani was a tropical fruit i mean i guess it is if you think about it but like yeah

00:11:25.880 but yeah do you want do you want water too oh i'm good i'm good yeah but yeah so i'm trying to think

00:11:34.260 of what else any other hot take you want to this is hot take this is our new segment called hot

00:11:39.700 takes from the kitchen where i send men back to the kitchen i mean look at this point here's the

00:11:46.260 thing men all the best chefs are men and and let's let's be honest let's be honest men should just 0.96

00:11:52.820 cook because the only time women cook is when they get cooked you know they get cooked on social 1.00

00:11:58.080 media online you know so we're in the age when women cook now they're just getting cooked yeah 0.98

00:12:03.080 and i i cook every day on twitter yeah so i obviously can't cook so yep i also think hot 0.99

00:12:09.140 take the the more money you make I think this idea of like I think it's cheaper just to get a chef 1.00

00:12:14.880 I think it's cheaper to doordash and uber eats I think all those things you want in a woman matter 0.99

00:12:19.500 at lower incomes no that's so true because even I was looking this up because I was thinking about 1.00

00:12:25.120 how in my life right I've really never had a guy that really cared about cooking and cleaning

00:12:30.760 and I'm annoyed because I went out of my way to learn to cook yeah and I was like what did I do

00:12:35.040 i can attest yeah because yeah and the reason i realized is we compete for high status men

00:12:42.080 and like typically there's two usually the the middle class men if they're over a certain age

00:12:48.320 they've taught themselves to cook they don't care anymore right they're over they're over

00:12:52.000 a certain age and the men in all of history high status women women that made over that 0.99

00:12:56.960 were married to men over a certain income had servants and so yeah and so cooking and cleaning

00:13:02.000 actually is only for the you're right the middle class yeah yeah I agree with that so um I like

00:13:07.760 and I was thinking about how in the cities since you're in a high status economy or whatever like

00:13:13.080 everyone's competing for popularity so it's actually more important for women to be popular

00:13:17.320 in cities because you get invited to private events and you have access you know what I'm 1.00

00:13:22.340 saying so how would you spend your time cooking when you could spend your time networking in these 1.00

00:13:26.360 cities yeah and that's what women are doing and I'm not saying that like would you want a woman 0.99

00:13:30.800 to cook like have the ability and skill yeah but i just think the higher incomes you go the less 0.99

00:13:36.180 and less that matters i think i think the higher you go um income wise the more you care about

00:13:41.480 making you look good in front of other people yeah being hot right yeah because because that's

00:13:46.280 the ultimate virtue signaling to other men is that because it's so rare so scarcity right when

00:13:51.600 you when you have money um food is not scarce getting someone to make you a meal is not scarce

00:13:56.780 anyone can do it you could pay your way anywhere in the world for someone to do it um but having a 0.99

00:14:01.340 woman make you look good is scarce because women usually make men look kind of shitty bad yeah 0.96

00:14:06.080 terrible most women make men look really dumb yeah and so i think that's the hardest thing 0.99

00:14:11.120 the higher up you go what top five things a woman can do to make you look good oh um 0.99

00:14:16.920 in public take a little bit of abuse like no it's so true the women's ability to not be offended 1.00

00:14:25.260 it has to be the number one thing yeah yeah like i'll do like sometimes like if i'm talking to a 1.00

00:14:30.440 guy and my girlfriend comes up and says like hey like um bob and i go yo yo bitch can you just shut 0.99

00:14:36.280 the fuck up for a second and she goes my bad oh my god that makes me look incredible that's amazing 0.99

00:14:41.700 yeah yeah so i think like being able to take a little bit of abuse in public settings um two 0.99

00:14:46.680 being proactive so for example as a girl you're with the boys she immediately goes and brings

00:14:53.360 cocktails you don't have to ask for it you don't have to ask for a state that she already knows

00:14:58.300 hey with this group of people they like old fashions let me make them old fashions i already

00:15:01.820 know this group of people they like steaks and being able to be proactive and just do the thing

00:15:06.200 without being asked that's another one um i'd say the third one getting out of the way knowing that

00:15:11.560 hey it's you know they want some space i'm gonna go somewhere else that's a big one um oh bringing

00:15:19.100 being, okay, this is a crazy one, kind of being a little bit of a Ghislaine Maxwell, like being

00:15:24.420 like the girl who gets other girls for your friends, like a good wing woman, like a crazy

00:15:28.740 good wing woman. I have an assistant of mine and she's lesbian, but she's like the greatest wing 1.00

00:15:34.360 woman on earth. She ever wanted to go straight, she could. She based, I mean, that's a whole other 1.00

00:15:39.600 conversation. I think like 90% of lesbian women are straight, but that's a topic for maybe later, 1.00

00:15:44.860 maybe after my like third or fourth shot we'll get into that um but i do think that women um 1.00

00:15:50.700 like if she could be a good wing wing woman um to for your friends help your friends find girls 1.00

00:15:56.480 that's true a lot of the higher status men that's their wives totally do that yeah get them younger 1.00

00:16:00.820 women yeah and being able to navigate that environment because it because for a woman to 1.00

00:16:06.560 be able to get your friends laid it takes her like dropping her ego because it's getting her 1.00

00:16:12.800 that intersexual competition because she might have to raise up a hotter girl than herself for

00:16:17.700 your friend right and so it's the ultimate like ego death to me it's the ultimate spiritual 0.93

00:16:22.200 ascension for a woman to put her needs aside her solipsism and her selfishness aside oh right so 0.89

00:16:28.940 i think that's a big one um yeah and then what else um and then and then i mean i think the

00:16:36.600 other one is just like i think at the end of the day like yeah just just just being pleasant i

00:16:43.800 really think being in a good mood yeah being in a good mood because a bad mood brings down the

00:16:48.040 whole vibe it's like we're vibing that's why by the way men even though we like to larp we actually 0.72

00:16:54.400 like women who are actresses we don't like this whole idea of women telling the truth's not true 0.99

00:16:58.800 we pretend bitch 1.00

00:17:00.840 fucking pretend 1.00

00:17:02.180 pretend you're happy 0.99

00:17:04.060 no pretend

00:17:06.300 pretend

00:17:06.820 like what are we doing here

00:17:09.780 I'm at dinner there's my clients 0.99

00:17:11.180 just fucking fake it till you make it 0.99

00:17:13.700 yeah I know this is what happens 1.00

00:17:15.320 women are like 1.00

00:17:16.740 just be honest tell us the truth 1.00

00:17:19.720 my body count is xyz

00:17:21.760 oh my god 1.00

00:17:23.100 it's a trap ladies 1.00

00:17:24.900 lie 0.68

00:17:26.280 lie lie yeah all of this larping about being honest that worked in 1920 and even then because

00:17:33.120 the dads weren't even the dads back then they didn't even know lie till you die there's a 0.92

00:17:38.760 reason all women lie because are honest women rewarded right if a woman if he says what have 1.00

00:17:44.760 you done and a woman details let's say it's a low body count like three she details it out says i 0.91

00:17:49.100 did xyz he'll never look at her the same i i i think there's a little bit of a difference of like

00:17:54.220 i think when it's just you and her that's a different total environment um that i i don't

00:17:59.880 mind honesty to be honest but in front of other people you better lie you better lie yeah in front

00:18:05.380 of other people i want i don't say if someone asks you how your day is going and it's like we're out 0.99

00:18:10.360 like whatever one of my events i don't care if your fucking dad died an hour ago which i okay 0.92

00:18:16.680 i would never be cruel enough to let her be there if that happened but like i don't care what the 0.99

00:18:20.460 backstory is just be smile and wave just smile and wave like hillary clinton like you're a politician

00:18:26.800 now just smile and wave yeah women lie better that's our problem is we just we're supposed to

00:18:32.840 pretend not to be hoarse yeah and we just can't do it yeah we just can't do we're supposed to 0.86

00:18:38.440 pretend ladies we are supposed to pretend and we can't and would would a man prefer a faithful

00:18:44.980 virgin so i've actually said it this way right so today right like this whole idea that like

00:18:52.180 look we know in america this idea of being able to marry virgins pretty much non-existent it

00:18:56.940 doesn't exist anymore this mythical virgin um so the reality is you men you're gonna have to marry 1.00

00:19:03.380 honest whores because otherwise you're gonna marry a lying virgin and find out she was a whore 1.00

00:19:08.400 anyway yeah and then imagine if she made you wait that'd be even more dying yeah imagine you think 1.00

00:19:13.140 you got your pure angel of a wife. I've never done this before. Yeah, and then you found out that she

00:19:18.080 ran train. This actually happened to one of my friends, by the way. For Halloween, I want to be

00:19:23.260 train dough. That's such a good outfit. You could be the friend. No, actually, it's a fun fact. So I'm

00:19:30.340 meeting a bunch of my friends, like, in this kind of universe in November, and literally we have

00:19:36.180 shirts. We have a couple shirts. So we have one hat that has Lindsay Clancy fan club on it,

00:19:41.600 And then we have a shirt that says, it's a Cornell logo, but it says Cornell 7.

00:19:46.340 So, yeah, it's great.

00:19:48.420 All right, guys.

00:19:49.240 We're going to move to the next portion of the show where I'm going to do our freestyle on the piano.

00:19:56.820 So we're going to switch cameras really quick.

00:19:59.660 So just, you know, be right back.

00:20:01.100 One second.

00:20:11.600 I've got to make it out of this one.

00:20:41.600 all right guys can you hear me one in the chat we're in the other side oh good well hold on

00:20:55.600 it's not on you yet give me one set a second um one on the chat one in the chat if you can hear

00:21:08.760 yeah they can hear all right why is there some twos in the three um just one person i think they

00:21:15.460 just troll sometimes yeah one on the chive you can hear the mic yeah you gotta sometimes you gotta

00:21:20.040 be like you gotta not take them too serious yeah i love you guys but sometimes you guys are lying

00:21:25.960 all right so the cool thing about shiv is shiv is a piano genius it's just called being being indian

00:21:32.260 so um i told him the song i i played him the tune earlier i just sang it a little bit do you did

00:21:40.360 earlier yeah so oh this is the key so oh oh so 0.97

00:21:47.380 Hose are gonna ho, that's so cool, keep, keep it on the low, hoes are gonna ho, nobody has to know, 1.00

00:22:08.380 Hose, they got Instagram, they got a man, unless it's Chad, then she's single and every 1.00

00:22:26.280 time she takes off her wedding ring and she doesn't even know why that Chad don't need 0.99

00:22:35.240 to buy anything. He just needs a good alleyway. Oh, hoes are gonna ho. Keep it on the low.

00:22:47.920 Nobody has to know. Hoes are gonna ho. She's gonna throw it back. She loves doing that. 1.00

00:22:57.560 She's gonna throw it back just like that. She goes, hi, mister. Nice to meet you. I'm gonna throw

00:23:05.020 back for you I love you hoes are gonna hoe but no one has to know don't tell her sin best husband 1.00

00:23:13.500 he's cooked he's gone hoes are gonna hoe keep it on the low nobody has to know 1.00

00:23:24.540 nobody has to know that she left a man who was the greatest guy because the other man 1.00

00:23:31.580 was addicted to crack. They love drug dealers. 0.64

00:23:37.580 Oh, we love throwing it back for some coke. 1.00

00:23:44.580 But we can't let our husbands know. How's it gonna help?

00:23:57.580 Hoes are gonna ho! 1.00

00:23:59.580 Hoes are gonna ho! 1.00

00:24:01.580 Hoes are gonna ho! 1.00

00:24:05.580 Hoes are gonna ho! 1.00

00:24:07.580 That's why she's called Jane Doe. 1.00

00:24:09.580 Oh, oh! 1.00

00:24:11.580 That was so good!

00:24:13.580 For the record, I did not know

00:24:15.580 this bit was gonna happen. Every lyric was made up

00:24:17.580 on my side on the spot. Yeah, yeah.

00:24:19.580 That's why they're not begging. Now the next one.

00:24:21.580 Black fatigue! 1.00

00:24:23.580 He's gonna get fired. Just kidding. 1.00

00:24:25.580 you work for yourself. I work for myself. Oh, wow. Fired me. Black fatigue. Janiqua, please take out the weave. Black fatigue. All you had to do was not commit crimes, but that was too hard and now you're serving time, but you got a judge that lets you back on the street and now the

00:24:54.820 karen's will feel complete because now she can date him and throw it back you know that i 0.99

00:25:02.820 fucking love that oh black fatigue shaniqua please take out the weed black fatigue 0.99

00:25:14.420 black fatigue 1.00

00:25:18.100 black fatigue

00:25:19.140 Black Fatigue 0.55

00:25:23.540 Black Fatigue 1.00

00:25:28.480 She's gonna leave a guy with a college degree 1.00

00:25:31.720 Black Fatigue 1.00

00:25:33.780 Black Fatigue 1.00

00:25:35.920 She wants him to be on the streets 1.00

00:25:39.880 Jail time will matter for a white girl 1.00

00:25:42.740 She only matters if he is gonna wear an ankle bracelet 1.00

00:25:47.720 Oh, I love the probation officer! 1.00

00:25:54.720 She'll rather date a guy who's a Y and then a guy with a W-2 1.00

00:25:59.720 He pays taxes! No, not taxes! 1.00

00:26:02.720 What a beta man, he fucking pays the IRS 1.00

00:26:06.720 You'd rather get a man with STD 0.99

00:26:09.720 Then a stable guy with college degrees

00:26:12.720 I wanna be free! 0.98

00:26:14.720 Black fatigue, black fatigue, black fatigue, would you rather pay a guy in a jail cell 0.89

00:26:25.520 than an incel? Oh black fatigue, black fatigue, oh black fatigue, now you could go to Walmart 0.97

00:26:36.640 and buy things but instead you steal all of the rings and not even very well that's the 0.51

00:26:44.400 the worst tale. If you're going to commit a crime, at least do it well, Black Fatigue. 0.68

00:26:49.980 Black Fatigue. Oh, Black Fatigue. She left a guy who was a reporter on the BBC for BBC. 1.00

00:26:57.960 Black Fatigue. Black Fatigue. Black Fatigue. Black Fatigue. Black Fatigue.

00:27:07.920 tyrone is an mra yeah i think so women deserve less women do deserve less or nothing yeah what

00:27:20.820 do you think of my album do you think i should drop an album um yeah yeah what's the hesitation

00:27:30.280 you i'm just trying to think of a good album name man i mean it could be like it could be 30

00:27:36.920 because i'm turning 30 in a week maybe just pick me the album oh pick me the album or cooked cooked

00:27:42.440 like yeah i'm gonna see where elijah is he's coming too cool cool cool cool i'm gonna we're

00:27:47.640 gonna go over here someone called me akash i'm so offended don't call me akash sing guys don't

00:27:56.920 worry about the chat they cook every no i know i know a hundred i know a hundred dollars isn't

00:28:01.960 Isn't this crazy?

00:28:02.960 Oh, 100 pounds.

00:28:03.960 What did I, what did I promise for a shot?

00:28:05.960 Well, we promised 500 total.

00:28:07.960 Okay.

00:28:08.960 But, I mean, look.

00:28:10.960 What up, Ninja?

00:28:12.960 Ninja?

00:28:13.960 Oh, I think he didn't answer.

00:28:15.960 Well, he's gone.

00:28:16.960 They said I'm looking fine.

00:28:18.960 Thank you, guys.

00:28:19.960 Thank you.

00:28:20.960 I actually think I gained five pounds this week, so.

00:28:23.960 Happy Halloween for the Pumpkin Spice Fund.

00:28:26.960 There we go.

00:28:27.960 All right, the next segment on the show we're going to do

00:28:30.960 is called um it's a whiteboard so i'm going to give a whiteboard and then shiv will give the

00:28:35.440 commentary and if he wants to add in anything cool so um you can come over here as well easy

00:28:40.800 shiv is going to be sitting like next watching but you should be able to hear him and he can

00:28:46.000 like come up if he's got anything all right cool you want me where do you want me so just sit there

00:28:51.040 and then i'm at like there and then when you have something to add just come up cool so

00:28:56.560 So anyway, so what up guys?

00:29:00.120 So today we're talking about, we're doing the whiteboard series and I want to talk about

00:29:06.240 what we tell American women and this is really what I wanted to hone in on tonight. 1.00

00:29:11.060 Now as you know Shiv, we were talking about a female insufferability epidemic. 1.00

00:29:14.780 Yes. 1.00

00:29:15.780 Yes. 1.00

00:29:16.780 And that women in America are just particularly insufferable. 1.00

00:29:19.340 We're bitchy. 1.00

00:29:20.340 What else? 0.91

00:29:21.340 Disagreeable.

00:29:22.340 Nagy.

00:29:23.340 Nagy.

00:29:24.340 Not loyal.

00:29:25.340 all the time um think you're smart because of your education but not really tone police yeah

00:29:31.740 unable to invent anything haven't said oh except headaches they do invent a lot of headaches yeah 1.00

00:29:36.780 so completely insufferable right so um but you know it's primarily because american women today's

00:29:44.940 american women are told you can achieve your dreams right you are special you can do anything

00:29:50.300 that you can put your mind to and i was thinking about how in the gym there's all these trainers 0.99

00:29:53.740 and like there's all these fat women at my gym and everybody's saying you can do it right like

00:29:58.140 there's a fat woman who ran a high rocks and they're saying you can do it lady and i was

00:30:02.820 thinking i want to go on the sideline and say you can't do it you cannot do it right and i want to

00:30:13.160 talk about to women out the ladies out there there's no everybody in your life is saying that

00:30:17.700 you can do it and i just want you to know that you absolutely can't right start a business

00:30:26.740 just expect to do it in the least productive way possible well well as only fans of business but

00:30:32.980 even when we do that we it up that's true yeah so expect to ruin all the money every opportunity you

00:30:38.100 get um and know a man could do it better just know you can't do we haven't started fortune 500 1.00

00:30:45.220 companies wonder why we can't do it only the men can right run a marathon now i've seen women are 0.92

00:30:53.700 taking up this epidemic of sports and we can do it but just compared to men you can't do you know 0.92

00:31:00.020 what i mean like we can do it but it's still the special olympics well they could run a train 0.99

00:31:05.380 we are very good at getting dick down yeah yeah that's something we can do a sex marathon maybe 0.99

00:31:11.540 maybe right lose weight naturally you better have a glp1 exactly um not we can't or an eating 1.00

00:31:20.340 disorder right or we need we can't not or doing coke yeah yeah lots of cocaine adderall we can't

00:31:27.060 not be single mothers right that's too difficult right that's too hard they said they can't stop 0.90

00:31:32.260 complaining yes yeah we can't shut up hypocritical i know i'll never shut up um but see i know that

00:31:39.300 there's at least self-awareness in knowing that you cannot do it you're not capable right it's 0.99

00:31:44.740 impossible um be good mothers right you can't be a good mother you're probably gonna be a terrible

00:31:51.140 mother what do you think anything else what else can they put in the chat oh um they don't know how

00:31:58.420 to look the other way oh seven look the other way other way oh cook um yeah cook anything like even 0.95

00:32:06.660 that that whole trope of like bitch make me a sandwich dude we're so generous as men we pick 1.00

00:32:10.900 the easiest thing to make a sandwich there's like three things in that motherfucker bro i didn't say 0.99

00:32:16.180 make me a creme brulee yeah yeah like yeah it's like they say cook and they say a sandwich but 0.97

00:32:22.180 even if we do cook we'll do it we can't the best chefs are men never forget we can't do things

00:32:27.300 efficiently like that's what i mean i don't want you to cook because here's the problem we can't 1.00

00:32:37.860 10 stay married and so they know there's no point what if i teach this how to cook and then she's 1.00

00:32:43.860 gonna leave anyway i might as well get a hot bitch i might as well get a whore right because you're 1.00

00:32:48.500 just gonna even if you do cook you'll cook inefficiently correct um you're never gonna oh 1.00

00:32:53.700 stop spending oh yeah women are what 80 of all consumer purchases even though we make less yeah 1.00

00:33:00.340 you're 75 of all bad debt not like a smart debt like a mortgage where you build assets and build 1.00

00:33:05.140 value just stupid stuff like some sephora lip gloss i want to get booked at a feminist convention 1.00

00:33:11.700 and then i want to make a speech called ladies you can't do it everybody in society says you can 0.99

00:33:19.220 you can't yeah you cannot do it you can't do it it's impossible yes yeah it's impossible oh um be

00:33:29.460 accountable they cannot be accountable yeah you can't yeah isn't that crazy i think the craziest

00:33:37.460 thing in america is that if a woman takes drugs and drinks while she's pregnant she doesn't go to

00:33:42.340 to jail for that isn't that crazy avoid drama yeah that is crazy that is crazy we can't not 1.00

00:33:52.220 kill children right which kind of goes into be good moms women have murdered more than any man 0.91

00:33:57.380 who's ever died of war yeah yeah that's crazy insufferable oh wait that's something they can 1.00

00:34:02.980 do they can they can kill their kids that's something they can do yeah what we can do kill 0.99

00:34:07.520 our kids be terrible mothers find the worst way to do something ever like if there's a step that's 1.00

00:34:14.900 step one two three four we'll do step seven first yeah and it's like that's that's completely

00:34:20.320 insufferable yes they can't admit their husband was right that's true that's true that's impossible

00:34:29.280 how could we do that thank you for the hundred dollar super chat that was very nice we're at

00:34:36.700 1 12 if you guys want us to take another shot elijah's coming later too i'll have him do

00:34:42.380 something from the kitchen i think i mean i don't know he he comes he doesn't come yeah

00:34:47.820 so what time did i tell him to come i said

00:34:53.180 he said he could leave by 5 30.

00:34:57.740 um so he might be here soon cool or he might not i don't know yeah that's another one we can't

00:35:06.700 oh everyone in the chat we're just i guess i'm i'm erasing this one we can't

00:35:14.860 can't invent anything by the way every prolific female inventor except i think one of them

00:35:20.860 had a husband that was weirdly in the same field as them and renowned like i was looking it up

00:35:25.980 earlier today so marie curie um her husband's pierre curie pierre curie um is was a genius

00:35:32.620 chemist and he actually all the things Marie Curie is known to it have invented

00:35:38.740 he's a co co inventor on so it seems a little oddly convenient doesn't it like

00:35:45.100 oh so your husband is world-renowned and every invention had his name on it we're 0.98

00:35:50.740 supposed to say you invented it I'm not saying she's stupid but I think she's 0.92

00:35:54.520 taking more credit than she deserves invent anything yeah except headaches oh 0.86

00:35:59.020 Oh, um, oh, and, um, stories in divorce court and family court, in divorce court, like family

00:36:05.560 court, they're very inventive.

00:36:06.700 We can't stop lying, basically, which kind of would cover that.

00:36:11.700 Stop complaining.

00:36:14.060 Oh, can't have a direct connection to God.

00:36:16.480 That's like a deep one.

00:36:25.260 Direct connection.

00:36:28.180 To God.

00:36:29.020 They can't.

00:36:30.520 To God?

00:36:32.120 Look, I don't make the rules, okay?

00:36:34.320 I don't make the rules, but that's true.

00:36:37.660 Not use...

00:36:38.980 Oh, not use an outlier to prove the rule.

00:36:44.360 Oh, be happy or like themselves.

00:36:50.140 You know what?

00:36:51.620 Here's one.

00:36:53.420 You can't find yourself ever.

00:36:56.140 You are never going to find yourself.

00:36:58.220 says she's going to find her look i lived so i was born and raised in california um i lived in

00:37:04.860 oh here we go um but i was born and raised in california and then i lived in india for 10th 1.00

00:37:10.860 11th and 12th grade right and the most blackpilling thing for me was you would see these white women 0.92

00:37:17.740 and they would show up to bangalore india with a copy of eat pray love in their hand and they would 0.85

00:37:23.340 be like i'm here to find myself and what ended up happening is she would just have some guru

00:37:27.580 in a temple dicker down dead serious it's like a very known thing in india like all those gurus 1.00

00:37:31.980 they are and those white women would come to india and then they would basically be the problem and 0.73

00:37:38.380 then they would go back and say like indians like molested them it's not true so there's yeah 0.99

00:37:43.180 there's some now don't get me wrong i i think there are pervy like gross indian and no but 1.00

00:37:47.740 there's definitely a percentage of it where it was totally the girl and then she gets to make 1.00

00:37:51.340 that because he wants that drama she wants that story oh yeah um we can't be honest right hold up 0.82

00:38:04.300 we can't tell the truth right yeah think about think about how rare it has to be for women to 0.78

00:38:10.060 tell the truth that i'm making money telling the truth that's crazy women only tell the truth for 0.83

00:38:16.620 money right yeah that's what i mean like think about think about how crazy it is that i'm just 0.89

00:38:23.100 being honest and now i have a job that's how rare it is for a woman to be honest you can be employed 0.97

00:38:29.420 just to be honest yep oh um can't here's a good one someone in the chat not sleep with boss

00:38:37.420 oh yeah that's impossible i'm gonna be honest every female employee i have slept with i'm sorry 1.00

00:38:43.100 You've slept with every one? 1.00

00:38:44.680 Every single one of them. 0.99

00:38:45.580 Well, it's definitely one that's, like, extraordinarily fat and unfuckable. 0.97

00:38:48.700 But that's because I didn't want to. 0.99

00:38:50.040 Damn. 0.99

00:38:50.660 Yeah. 1.00

00:38:51.020 Now, I'm smart.

00:38:52.400 I did it after, like, before or after.

00:38:55.100 Oh, yeah, you didn't do it during.

00:38:56.340 Yeah, you can't do it during.

00:39:00.840 Would anything else we can't do?

00:39:05.840 I mean, there's so many.

00:39:06.780 It's like the possibilities are endless.

00:39:10.260 What else?

00:39:13.100 oh you can't you can't win presidency that's that's even crazier because we

00:39:19.980 have all of these advantages we have all these systems trying to make us

00:39:23.860 president and yet we still can't yeah we need to get a Twitter space we need to

00:39:32.280 get our Twitter space in here wouldn't that be fun oh well yeah we should we'll

00:39:35.100 do it let's see what else can't they do well

00:39:41.440 unfortunately today they can't have children which is oh yeah they can't

00:39:45.160 children you had one job and you can't do it I know it's so bad yeah crazy be

00:39:53.080 humble or fair I can't have children humble birth rate is below replacement

00:39:59.020 fair or kind you know oh oh can't be can't be naturally beautiful you girls 1.00

00:40:05.980 People need makeup, lip filler, fake eyelashes, liposuction, Botox. 1.00

00:40:14.500 It's called makeup to make up for the lack of natural beauty. 0.99

00:40:17.220 Never forget.

00:40:18.220 You can't go with me to dinner, or can you?

00:40:19.740 I obviously can't, but I'll take the money.

00:40:21.660 No.

00:40:22.660 Thank you, Dan, the appliance man.

00:40:23.660 $122.

00:40:24.660 $32.

00:40:25.660 Thank you.

00:40:26.660 That's funny.

00:40:27.660 Someone said, can't get with a nice guy.

00:40:28.660 Also, I need to make an announcement.

00:40:32.480 I do have an apology for the chat.

00:40:34.140 I need to really quick before I forget.

00:40:36.820 You can support the stream.

00:40:38.760 YouTube does take money out of the super chats you send.

00:40:41.460 JustFearlyThings.com slash donate.

00:40:43.700 We had a bug.

00:40:44.880 I know this is probably gonna deter you from donating,

00:40:47.800 but no, it's fixed now.

00:40:50.260 Our site was double charging you on accident.

00:40:53.380 I know that's very, that sounds really bad.

00:40:56.300 We're gonna, everyone that was double charged,

00:40:59.020 it was a glitch in the system.

00:41:00.980 We are going to refund it this week.

00:41:03.300 We do apologize.

00:41:04.800 My brother fixed it.

00:41:06.180 I had to find a man to fix my problem, and my brother did.

00:41:08.880 So that was not intentional.

00:41:11.340 But now you can donate, and it won't do that.

00:41:13.200 So I apologize.

00:41:14.840 Anyways.

00:41:15.540 Wait, you're being accountable and having a solution

00:41:17.920 for a mistake you made?

00:41:19.420 Well, my brother made the solution.

00:41:20.740 Oh, OK. 0.98

00:41:21.660 I was like, wait, what woman is this? 1.00

00:41:24.120 Taking accountability? 0.99

00:41:25.840 Impossible, yes.

00:41:26.820 Impossible.

00:41:27.600 My brother made the mistake. 1.00

00:41:29.420 But now it's like I keep telling them women are liars. 0.95

00:41:31.920 Did you believe that? 0.80

00:41:32.740 don't know we are gonna I've refunded some of it but I have to go through it

00:41:39.100 because I think this is better because I kept seeing a charge where I'm like why

00:41:42.680 do they keep sending me two of the same donation right that's really nice yeah

00:41:46.600 what a great day and then somebody sent me a message and they're like how could

00:41:51.120 you do this this is such a scam and I'm like oh no oh no that's not good so is

00:42:00.700 um wait so is elijah coming over i don't know he's supposed to but all right we can probably

00:42:08.060 go to a reaction soon i was gonna say i'm down i'm down i don't you know to take shot number three

00:42:14.060 all right 50 super chat let's get 50 bucks in the building super chat we'll take another shot in the

00:42:20.940 kitchen we'll take another oh we can't um date nice men date men who treat us well

00:42:31.520 So I was thinking about the predicament.

00:42:37.840 Should I just live stream my dating?

00:42:39.940 What are we thinking?

00:42:41.280 Yeah.

00:42:42.140 Should I live stream my whole life?

00:42:44.080 Just make this like 24-7?

00:42:46.360 What are we thinking?

00:42:54.500 I'm curious if anyone in the chat has like questions or something. 1.00

00:42:59.340 oh yeah if you guys have any questions in the chat put it yeah so here's the thing women can

00:43:05.080 have male friends it's just the male friends can't be attractive or like good at riz or they have to 1.00

00:43:12.980 have too many bitches that they don't care right either end of the extreme yeah yeah because like 1.00

00:43:19.120 if you i don't know if you've now my girlfriend wears the burka at home so she has no friends 1.00

00:43:23.820 but yeah in theory they could have friends i think sushi or steak um i don't know sushi for me

00:43:32.380 i'm gonna try a lot okay we'll go to well hold on i'm gonna have you entertain them

00:43:40.560 all right while i switch the cameras so we can take shot number three we're just gonna do it

00:43:45.420 here's what we're gonna do out of curiosity in the chat please put in the chat your age and if

00:43:51.440 you're single, married, divorced, what's your relationship status? Let's get a good poll here

00:43:56.820 because I think this is going to be very blackpilling. I think a lot of people here

00:44:00.680 are going to realize how bad it is in the dating pool because you're going to see a lot. So how

00:44:06.520 many people here in the chat, single, married, divorced, what is your relationship status?

00:44:13.800 Go to the kitchen, and then we're going to go to the kitchen.

00:44:20.240 And Lucas, just give us 50 bucks.

00:44:22.700 Lucas, you're the man.

00:44:23.620 Thank you so much.

00:44:24.540 $50 for shot number three.

00:44:26.580 Hell yeah.

00:44:27.840 All right. 0.87

00:44:28.400 Go test the audio.

00:44:30.200 All right.

00:44:31.020 Is the audio, I'm in the kitchen.

00:44:32.620 Is the audio here in the kitchen working?

00:44:34.340 Let us know.

00:44:35.720 Let us know if you can hear my voice. 1.00

00:44:37.380 I know usually you don't want to hear an Indian's voice. 1.00

00:44:40.220 We're going to make an exception for today. 1.00

00:44:41.720 Can you imagine if you had an accent? 1.00

00:44:43.820 That would be hell on earth. 1.00

00:44:45.080 You know what's the worst?

00:44:46.240 Like, honest to God, I can't even do the accent.

00:44:49.480 I don't know.

00:44:49.960 No, but...

00:44:50.660 Yeah.

00:44:50.980 Like, it's bad because... 1.00

00:44:51.700 You can't get a single bitch. 1.00

00:44:52.880 Your brother does a better Indian accent than I can. 1.00

00:44:55.020 Really?

00:44:55.420 Yeah.

00:44:55.740 Do you know what? 1.00

00:44:56.120 He works with a lot of Pajits. 1.00

00:44:57.920 That makes sense. 1.00

00:44:58.680 I have zero Indians in my...

00:44:59.940 That's, like, the weird thing with me.

00:45:01.180 I don't... 1.00

00:45:01.840 I've never hired an Indian. 1.00

00:45:04.320 That's not good. 1.00

00:45:05.180 Yeah.

00:45:05.800 No, it's good.

00:45:09.100 I am a Brahmin.

00:45:10.300 That's very important.

00:45:10.740 Is this enough?

00:45:11.520 Yeah.

00:45:11.720 that's fine okay shot number three this is I just want everyone here to know I'm

00:45:18.920 the victim Pearl's trying to yeah yeah I'm I'm Jane Doe I'm the victim

00:45:24.280 cheers cheers you don't hate alcohol you just hate yourself around the alcohol

00:45:33.840 you know yeah notice every time when you guys watch the tape back notice how I've never made 0.53

00:45:43.980 a face once drinking any of this yeah yeah that's just so disgusting yep 0.96

00:45:48.920 all right you know it's crazy it's such a bitch thing to do because I don't really drink often 1.00

00:45:59.700 but i will drink on camera you know what i mean like yeah isn't that like the most woman thing 0.97

00:46:04.620 ever yeah i mean i think it's pretty cool because i think drinking on camera shows that like you can

00:46:10.520 handle your liquor you know yeah well we'll see right now yeah that's for now but i was gonna

00:46:15.680 say like um for everyone in the chat if i do anything bad just so i i'll blame him i'm yeah

00:46:21.300 i did you know what's the worst part about being indian honestly is that if anyone made a false 0.66

00:46:25.360 accusation who's gonna believe me who the fuck's gonna believe me bro like if you if you claimed 1.00

00:46:31.480 I was like I believe the white woman too yeah exactly I'd be like fuck and I hate white women 0.99

00:46:36.540 you know what I mean yeah all right so it would just be I am not a town cat I wish I wish it would 0.99

00:46:41.400 be something yeah but let's do this um I'm very curious with everyone who here is opposed in

00:46:47.060 America who here is opposed to legalizing prostitution I'm just curious I'm gonna get the

00:46:53.020 other phone because because i want to what you can call them exes whose numbers they gave us

00:47:02.140 and then ask them why they messed up that's incredible but i'm using this phone like a

00:47:06.580 burner phone yeah well it's not really a burner phone it can easily be traced to me but whatever

00:47:11.840 whatever there's some guy who was who pussied out he was like oh no leave her alone i'm like

00:47:18.380 now I'm going to do it more. Yes. Send X. All right. Hold up. All right. Her number is

00:47:28.880 okay. He, this guy didn't say his name, but I'm going to, we're going to call it. What's her name?

00:47:35.000 So we're going to call men's exes and ask them why they fumbled this King. Cool. Are you down? 0.91

00:47:41.040 Yeah, let's do it. 706. Wait, wait, don't say the number. I didn't say the whole number,

00:47:45.560 but that's something I would do.

00:47:49.780 Alright, let's see.

00:47:52.380 Your call cannot be completed as dialed.

00:47:54.600 Please check the number. 0.98

00:47:55.380 Who sent me a bum-ass number? 0.95

00:47:57.460 Okay. 0.99

00:48:00.520 This is the guy that chickened out.

00:48:02.740 Sorry, I'm going to still call it.

00:48:15.560 Your call has been forwarded to voicemail. The person you're trying.

00:48:23.680 That one didn't work. Okay. Let's see what we got. All right. Now we got, we got Taylor. I'm

00:48:34.420 D she's Taylor. I was struggling to find work in Oregon getting laid off with 10 years of

00:48:41.300 delivery and warehouse experience.

00:48:42.940 I was struggling to find a good paying job. 0.98

00:48:45.020 Her contract as a PA was coming to an end

00:48:47.260 and she resolved to move back to Arizona with family

00:48:50.280 and cut things off with me,

00:48:51.700 even though I offered to move there with her

00:48:53.980 and continue the relationship.

00:48:56.060 She did not want to continue the relationship.

00:48:59.080 All right, let's see.

00:49:00.720 So we're gonna say, Taylor,

00:49:02.280 are you sad having fumbled a king like Daniel?

00:49:05.300 Incredible.

00:49:07.100 Let's see.

00:49:08.480 Your call has been forwarded to Voiceman.

00:49:10.580 Call one more time, and maybe do not disturb.

00:49:13.140 I will do twice.

00:49:15.400 We'll leave a message.

00:49:16.760 Your call has been forwarded.

00:49:17.700 I guess you wanna leave a message. 1.00

00:49:19.220 Dude, what is up with these women not like, 1.00

00:49:21.960 even you're always in do not disturb. 1.00

00:49:23.900 When you have finished recording, you may hang up.

00:49:27.260 Hey Taylor, I just wanted to ask how it feels

00:49:30.440 to have fumbled such a king like Daniel.

00:49:35.000 I mean, he could have been the love of your life.

00:49:36.440 He was ready to be there for you,

00:49:39.620 and you just had to get banged out by Chad and Tyrone.

00:49:43.100 You just had to get banged out by Chad, Tyrone,

00:49:47.940 and Gloctavius, and you could have had love.

00:49:51.480 So I just wanted to know how it felt to fumble that.

00:49:54.760 Give me a call back and let me know.

00:49:56.880 I love you.

00:49:59.840 But hey, Gloctavius III made her feel all the way.

00:50:02.700 I get it.

00:50:03.940 Who else we doing, let's see.

00:50:07.200 I guess this girl's named Jenna.

00:50:08.700 I don't know where the guy's name is, but we're calling.

00:50:13.180 Right?

00:50:15.820 All right.

00:50:22.380 The Twitter profile is JD.

00:50:38.700 Hi, you've reached Jenna. I'll give you a call back as soon as possible. Thank you.

00:50:59.200 At the tone, please record your message. When you finish recording, you may hang up or press one more option.

00:51:05.200 hey jenna i just wanted to know how it felt to have fumbled such a king

00:51:10.880 you know your ex-boyfriend he could have given you the world the world

00:51:16.840 the world the world and we want to know why on earth you fumbled that why did you let him go

00:51:25.520 so give me a call back i love you bye what do you think is she gonna call me back probably not 0.99

00:51:33.840 Actually, she would because she wants drama. 0.64

00:51:36.600 That's not enough drama, right?

00:51:40.060 Okay.

00:51:41.020 I have another one.

00:51:42.280 I actually know this guy. 1.00

00:51:44.540 Let's see if this girl... 1.00

00:51:49.840 Um... 1.00

00:52:03.840 whatever um what's her name

00:52:15.340 if you guys want me to call your ex go on twitter

00:52:33.840 oh this girl oh I think I called this girl the other day on stream

00:52:42.220 all right now we got this girl okay

00:52:59.260 hi if you record your name and reason for calling

00:53:02.060 I'll see if this person is available

00:53:03.960 Pearl Davis

00:53:07.880 Thanks

00:53:13.020 I say it with my chest

00:53:15.500 You know what I mean?

00:53:17.200 But you can't have my real number

00:53:18.720 I say it with my chest

00:53:21.600 But you can't have my real number

00:53:23.560 You can't

00:53:24.720 Her name is Gabrielle

00:53:32.000 i'm sorry this person is not available if you would like to leave an additional message

00:53:40.260 she's getting her back blown out right now gabrielle what happened girl you had a king

00:53:48.300 you had a king who loved you he would have did the world for you and you fumbled did she not

00:53:55.220 fumble she fumbled she fumbled does she think she's like gabriella from high school musical

00:53:59.400 like what is this she thought she could do better unbelievable unbelievable so let me know call me

00:54:04.760 back just why did you fumble your ex-boyfriend he was such a king we loved your ex-boyfriend right

00:54:11.440 he was amazing he was amazing stand-up guy sienna he would have provided he would have protected

00:54:18.580 and you just had and if he wanted he would have beat you he would have beat you if you asked

00:54:25.040 but you just had to fumble but you know we all have L's in life so when you're when you're busy

00:54:30.660 getting over that L the only mistake that honestly he made is he didn't beat her when she didn't ask

00:54:35.440 oh my god you're right yeah all right so let me know give me a call back chica I love you bye

00:54:42.200 yeah see if someone wants to donate on my website just pearlythings.donate okay now imagine

00:54:51.100 Shiv has a function to go to, right?

00:54:53.380 No, Shiv.

00:54:53.880 What time do you have to leave?

00:54:55.360 Whenever.

00:54:55.960 Whenever.

00:54:56.580 Yeah.

00:54:56.920 At some point.

00:54:58.120 But imagine if we had a live stream camera that we could take, right?

00:55:01.860 Now, here's the problem.

00:55:02.700 It's like $6,000.

00:55:04.320 That's kind of expensive.

00:55:05.560 You know, I'm broke.

00:55:06.440 He's rich. 0.99

00:55:08.600 And I'm not a Sim, so I'm not going to buy her. 0.95

00:55:10.280 Yeah, he's not going to buy me. 0.98

00:55:11.320 I wasn't asking you.

00:55:12.380 In fact, Pearl's paying for everything today.

00:55:15.380 Yeah, I'm paying for everything.

00:55:16.380 This is the future. 1.00

00:55:17.100 This is what feminism wants.

00:55:17.780 I actually owe him a favor. 0.92

00:55:18.980 so we don't have to talk about the favor

00:55:20.700 we don't have to talk about the favor but I do all my favor

00:55:23.380 so therefore

00:55:24.940 I can't beg my friends

00:55:27.500 for money so I can beg

00:55:29.380 you guys for money

00:55:30.280 so anyways just probably things not donate

00:55:33.260 if you send $6,000

00:55:34.460 I can get a live stream camera

00:55:36.720 and then imagine how fun it would be

00:55:39.540 to go out with me and Shiv

00:55:41.280 to his event

00:55:42.340 now I didn't ask him

00:55:44.480 you can definitely just roll through

00:55:47.720 I didn't ask him right I'm kind of inviting myself but but you know imagine

00:55:54.660 and then if I got to went to the event and said can I give a speech and then 0.97

00:55:58.780 I'll give a speech on why women can't do things yeah you know yes sir I think I 1.00

00:56:04.040 need to change I was thinking about getting rid of everything here that's 1.00

00:56:07.580 livable and just make it all studio yeah that's what I'm but I even feel like a

00:56:13.180 table if you just have like higher cooler chairs like it could be like the

00:56:16.220 round table. That's what I'm thinking. Yeah, like halfway. Yeah, usually one time. I'm really tempted.

00:56:20.400 Guys, I think it'll cost me a couple grand to do that. How much is a cool table? Google that

00:56:25.460 and send justpearlythings.donate. There you go. Because I think I was debating buying this place,

00:56:31.680 but there's too many variables in my life. I don't know where the future will hold.

00:56:35.880 I think I'm just going to keep running it, but I want to extend my lease a year.

00:56:39.460 And if I do that, then I'm going to just take out everything livable. I was thinking about putting

00:56:43.820 up a bunk bed upstairs and putting up a streaming station there that's crazy would it be so three

00:56:50.460 floors of streaming yeah like imagine if the whole house could be streamed actually it's kind of lit

00:56:55.580 it wouldn't it be lit like no you know what you gotta do you gotta have like we gotta pick from

00:57:02.060 like our twitter spaces like i'll pick like the five guys who are like the greatest at riz and

00:57:07.580 you just leave the house you maybe you control it on the computer but you just stream us for a week 0.99

00:57:12.220 and just see how many of us like how many women can we get in a week but imagine if i got two 0.97

00:57:17.000 bunk beds upstairs so like i could bring all you guys here oh yeah like you could house all of us 0.99

00:57:22.220 and like imagine i mean it would be so invasive but obviously we'd be doing it for money yeah

00:57:28.380 be like big brother right yeah that's what i'm thinking but then guys i need um i need money so

00:57:35.200 which is kind of fair can you riz up the chat yeah i wanted to do it earlier all right now 0.99

00:57:41.320 about the, now that the bitches are gone, we can talk about the real shit. Okay. So men, fellas, 0.99

00:57:47.720 I want, let's keep it a thousand fucking percent. How many of you motherfuckers have gone to a 1.00

00:57:53.340 brothel? How many of you have paid for sex? How many of you have been with a prostitute and escort? 1.00

00:57:57.920 How many of you have sugar dated? Let's get fucking real in the chat. Let's fucking go. 1.00

00:58:02.380 Keep it honest. Keep it freaking honest. How many of you been with a prostitute? And now listen, 0.99

00:58:07.800 you're not incriminating yourself,

00:58:10.020 because you could have been in Amsterdam,

00:58:11.520 you could have been in Tijuana, Mexico,

00:58:13.160 you could have flown to a place where it's legal, right?

00:58:15.520 You could have been in Australia.

00:58:16.880 Like, you don't have to say where it was,

00:58:19.980 but how many of you have paid?

00:58:21.740 How many of you have paid at least one time?

00:58:23.980 And by the way, hot take, the biggest players I know, 0.95

00:58:27.780 the biggest chats, the ones who can get sex for free, 0.97

00:58:30.940 they even indulge.

00:58:32.380 And the reason why they indulge is because

00:58:34.820 when you're good with women, 1.00

00:58:36.620 The one thing you do not want to do is talk to a woman. 1.00

00:58:40.900 Talking to a woman, going on a date, wasting her, 1.00

00:58:42.860 if we're not fucking, what are we doing here, right? 0.97

00:58:46.900 How many of you feel that way? 0.97

00:58:47.920 I feel, the problem is, is that I used to be a romantic.

00:58:51.420 I really did, I used to be a romantic,

00:58:53.980 and then I talked to my second American woman. 0.99

00:58:57.240 I was like, oh my God, this is hell on earth. 1.00

00:58:59.600 So, yep, there we go.

00:59:01.660 Some of you are pleading the fifth, some won't answer.

00:59:06.600 You're not, look, you're not incriminating.

00:59:08.380 There's places where it's legal.

00:59:09.900 So you don't have to say it's in America.

00:59:14.600 So let's keep going.

00:59:18.500 By the way, Chris, this whole idea of being slim,

00:59:22.080 dude, having weight as a man,

00:59:23.660 if you're a hundred pounds on fentanyl,

00:59:26.100 like what you want to like,

00:59:27.240 I get the whole swimmer bod thing.

00:59:29.220 But to me, if you have some, like some mass, 1.00

00:59:32.080 that's going to do you better with women long-term 0.97

00:59:33.820 than just being skinny. 0.53

00:59:36.600 um let's see let's keep going

00:59:42.200 yeah i agree i think the thing i like about so here's the thing right

00:59:48.480 we live in what's called the gynocentric social order right so gynocentric basically meaning that

00:59:56.060 we put women first in america this is why women they do not have to fight in wars we get drafted 0.96

01:00:00.800 they actually have no accountability right they don't owe us marriage they don't owe us children 0.90

01:00:05.320 this is why birth rate is below replacement so we're in a society that basically is women first 0.83

01:00:11.080 then everyone else lg the whole alphabet soup right lgbtq plus um and then straight men are in

01:00:17.460 the bottom tier the actual literal bottom of the social hierarchy hierarchy right and so to me

01:00:25.220 prostitution is one of the only places um where if you think about it it's the only fair equalizer 0.99

01:00:32.720 because women can get unlimited sex, right? 1.00

01:00:35.680 I'm not even for, by the way,

01:00:37.200 I'm not even for hookup culture.

01:00:38.720 I'm not for promiscuity on both genders. 0.99

01:00:41.760 I actually believe in the olden days

01:00:44.500 of getting married at 18, 19, 20

01:00:46.740 and having kids young.

01:00:48.800 But we opened Pandora's box

01:00:51.020 and so unfortunately you now

01:00:53.120 have to kind of adapt for current times.

01:00:57.440 So let's do this.

01:00:59.160 Awesome, hey Dan, I really, really appreciate it.

01:01:01.580 Thank you for the $20.

01:01:02.720 Um, I'll do another shot. I know Pearl won't cause we're going to get her to pass out in her 1.00

01:01:07.600 own house. That would not be good, but I will do one to celebrate the $20 because look at the end

01:01:13.440 of the day, it takes a man to raise money. Isn't that crazy? I show up a man and my, and there's

01:01:19.760 some super chats. Dude, women can't raise money. They can only raise money if they're on OnlyFans. 1.00

01:01:24.980 So Bonnie Blue could raise money. So here we go. Let's fucking do this. Cheers. I'm going to touch

01:01:32.000 the lens. Sorry, Pearl. That's your expensive camera. Let's do this. All right. Let's for fun

01:01:42.660 here. Q and A time. I'm 31 years old. I'm an entrepreneur. Um, what questions do you guys

01:01:49.380 have business questions? You have relational questions. People know this, you know, look,

01:01:54.440 tiger woods. Okay. Tiger woods was the best golfer and he had a coach, right? So this whole

01:02:01.260 idea of like, do I need to look, do I need to be seven foot tall to give you dating advice? No,

01:02:06.180 I don't. I'm six foot two. Let's, let's go here and answer the chat. Is there any questions? Are

01:02:12.900 you guys in any situationships? Do you have any problems with a girl you're with? Give me your

01:02:17.160 hardest scenario. Um, are you trying to get back with the next? If any of you guys have a very

01:02:22.300 tricky situation you're in, I am happy to solve it for you, or at least give you my takes, my insights.

01:02:27.420 for the record by the way I do have a girlfriend but she is what's called

01:02:34.500 based as a woman which I know is rare there's like seven of them in the world

01:02:38.140 but she lets me partake in my extracurricular activities because what 1.00

01:02:42.660 is she gonna do be stupid and lose me no she's not gonna be that stupid so she 1.00

01:02:48.360 She's wearing a burqa somewhere in a dungeon somewhere. 1.00

01:02:52.880 Elijah's on his way. 1.00

01:02:54.460 Perfect.

01:02:55.820 I said it was Glenn.

01:02:57.460 No way.

01:02:58.200 Glenn Morris?

01:02:59.000 Yeah, Glenn Morris. 1.00

01:02:59.620 Fuck yeah. 1.00

01:03:00.440 Let's fucking go. 1.00

01:03:01.880 Let's fucking go. 1.00

01:03:04.460 Hell yeah. 0.99

01:03:05.520 Sorry, guys.

01:03:06.640 I'm a woman.

01:03:07.300 I tried to give my dog.

01:03:08.500 My dog's not trained at all.

01:03:10.280 And I tried to take her out before it just started hiding from me.

01:03:12.800 And I'm like, I give up.

01:03:13.880 Yeah.

01:03:14.620 I give up.

01:03:16.620 Okay.

01:03:17.060 I have a story about one of Marissa's friends,

01:03:20.220 but it's pretty bad.

01:03:20.900 I don't know how far I can go on it.

01:03:23.480 But basically, I'll tell a PG rate.

01:03:27.360 You can tell me how far I can go on it.

01:03:28.480 All right, all right.

01:03:29.160 We can ease into the story.

01:03:31.580 Ease into the story.

01:03:32.560 So basically, all of her friends,

01:03:34.240 mine, they're all from St. Louis.

01:03:35.200 Are you guys ready?

01:03:35.600 I'm listening.

01:03:36.480 Yeah.

01:03:36.820 Hold on.

01:03:37.220 I want to tell the channel.

01:03:38.480 I'm going to go over there

01:03:39.460 because there's more people coming.

01:03:41.240 I'm going to set something up.

01:03:43.720 He's going to tell a story.

01:03:45.080 he's gonna tell his truth I'm gonna speak my truth speak my truth also may

01:03:53.460 change because it's probably gonna get hot in here because a lot of people are 0.89

01:03:58.400 coming all the lights are gonna go on and you know she's a woman she's not 0.97

01:04:03.200 gonna pay for AC bills we're just gonna cook in here you know look at that we're

01:04:08.820 gonna have some AC incredible so I'll tell the story I'll give up 67 I submit to your authority

01:04:22.600 yeah 67 because here's the thing if it's yeah get this for the record but only Brahmins top

01:04:38.360 cast. Okay. So here's the thing. When it comes down to, so my, I have a assistant, right?

01:04:48.040 She literally is, so she's from St. Louis and I met all of her friends. I'm going to charge your

01:04:52.400 mic. Okay. Just for a second. But is it going through here? No, no. Yeah. So they can still

01:04:57.740 hear me, right? Yeah. The whole time when we're over here, there's two systems. Oh,

01:05:02.280 here is from there. And the problem is these two will pick up. So whenever I turn this one on,

01:05:07.760 I have to turn that one off.

01:05:08.740 Got it, got it.

01:05:09.400 Does that make sense?

01:05:09.980 Easy.

01:05:10.480 So yeah, so, but these are tireless, meaning, so, when they, so I just want to charge this

01:05:18.860 while, because more people are coming, keep going with your story.

01:05:25.500 Yeah, so, basically, all of Marissa's friends in St. Louis, this is in high school, they 1.00

01:05:33.020 are so thoroughly convinced that one of their girlfriends is, like, fucking their dog. 0.99

01:05:37.760 because literally every time they would go 1.00

01:05:40.460 to this girl's house, the dog would run up

01:05:43.860 to the girl's crotch, but he wouldn't do it to men.

01:05:46.400 He would only do it to the girls that enter the house. 0.99

01:05:48.960 And this girl would go to, 1.00

01:05:51.480 she always claimed that she really liked peanut butter.

01:05:53.840 And so on her nightstand,

01:05:55.000 she always had a big jar of peanut butter.

01:05:56.720 She said she just likes to eat it in the middle of the night.

01:05:59.460 And so I'm like, that is crazy.

01:06:02.680 Like literally they just think this one girl who I've met.

01:06:06.240 And when you meet her, you're like,

01:06:07.960 I think she's banging her dog. 1.00

01:06:09.920 I think she's doing some shit with her dog, bro. 1.00

01:06:12.740 These American women are wildin' out here. 1.00

01:06:15.060 They're wild, it's disgusting. 1.00

01:06:16.460 I mean, it's animal abuse.

01:06:18.380 It's animal abuse, but let's get to it.

01:06:22.240 Let's get to it.

01:06:23.560 I am gonna be your resident Pajit today.

01:06:27.880 But listen, listen.

01:06:32.840 I'm gonna be the guy who's gonna get

01:06:34.800 all the other Indian supported.

01:06:36.700 So, you want me on your side. 0.53

01:06:39.040 I'm like a white nationalist Indian guy.

01:06:41.340 Like, where do you get one of these? 0.98

01:06:43.760 Let's jump in.

01:06:44.600 Do you guys have any questions, comments? 1.00

01:06:46.660 Let's talk about bitches, because bitches suck. 1.00

01:06:49.440 Dude, America's the greatest country on Earth. 1.00

01:06:51.580 We invented everything. 0.98

01:06:52.700 We created everything worth a fuck in the world. 1.00

01:06:55.560 But the women, they're not human. 1.00

01:06:58.140 So, put down your horror story about women. 1.00

01:07:01.260 What was your last bad date? 1.00

01:07:02.860 What did your ex do to fuck you over? 1.00

01:07:04.880 Let's go in the chat. 1.00

01:07:05.740 Let's get it lit up in here.

01:07:07.040 Let's freaking go.

01:07:08.140 We got Elijah Schaefer coming. 0.99

01:07:09.420 We got fucking Glenn Lawrence in the building soon. 0.92

01:07:12.600 Soon, he's gonna be in the building in like 10 minutes. 0.95

01:07:15.960 Glenn Lawrence was a guy who was big in the Hollywood scene.

01:07:21.700 I'm telling you, man, look,

01:07:23.760 I don't want a recession for the sake of,

01:07:26.580 I don't want the men to get affected,

01:07:28.940 but I will tell you, 1.00

01:07:30.760 These women are gonna magically want to be trad so fast. 1.00

01:07:34.680 These women are gonna put little bows on their hair, 1.00

01:07:36.580 wear little pigtails, put a cross necklace on, 1.00

01:07:38.960 wait for the next recession.

01:07:40.600 It's gonna be freaking crazy.

01:07:42.680 Because you know what happens in recessions? 1.00

01:07:45.380 Men don't give money on OnlyFans, 1.00

01:07:47.700 because they have to prioritize their bills.

01:07:49.800 I think the men are gonna be okay,

01:07:51.020 because even I know this, most of the men, 1.00

01:07:54.020 we're spending so much money on dog shit every month, 0.99

01:07:56.420 because we have all this extra money, right? 1.00

01:07:58.640 Like the ones who do.

01:08:00.040 And so I think all the, like, stripper money goes away.

01:08:02.540 All the nightclub bottle service money is going to go away. 1.00

01:08:05.480 All the money with women is going to go away first. 1.00

01:08:09.280 So it's going to be very interesting. 1.00

01:08:13.000 So soy, solano, shoes, aren't you married?

01:08:15.120 I'm not married.

01:08:15.900 I have a girlfriend, but I have one of those, like, I'm kind of, you know,

01:08:20.000 I'm in one of those situations where I'm allowed to do whatever,

01:08:22.620 and she can, you know, listen to me, or she can go, you know,

01:08:26.820 she can go jump off my balcony in Minecraft, right?

01:08:30.780 Or leave.

01:08:31.980 But what is she going to do? 1.00

01:08:33.340 Leave me like an idiot? 1.00

01:08:34.520 So let's keep going here. 1.00

01:08:37.360 Yeah, here's the thing, dude. 1.00

01:08:39.080 Women, they're not insecure because they're insecure. 1.00

01:08:43.040 They're insecure because they're stupid. 1.00

01:08:46.080 We're insecure because we are insufferable and we know I'm so in love. 1.00

01:08:50.980 It's because women deep down know that they have every opportunity.

01:08:55.680 They know they have more opportunities than men. 0.99

01:08:57.700 so when they fuck up their lives it's that much more embarrassing because imagine that's like 0.99

01:09:03.460 the equivalent of imagine if you gave me a hundred million dollars in the lottery and i became broke 0.97

01:09:08.600 three years from now every woman is basically a spiritual millionaire at 18 years old and she 1.00

01:09:14.520 files section fucking seven bankruptcy by the time she's 28 29 and so that's that's really why women 1.00

01:09:21.480 have low self-esteem they can't deal with the fact that they at 18 could have ended the game 1.00

01:09:26.780 perfectly and they they kept gambling right they kept their chips on the table they don't want to 1.00

01:09:31.500 cash out their chips um and so they're basically little addicts they're they're addicted to dick 0.98

01:09:38.940 let's keep going let's keep this um rolling any questions anything you want us to talk about 0.98

01:09:45.820 i'm back everybody she is back kind of like a woman right yep

01:09:50.620 yeah yeah I feel I feel like it's getting colder in here I just use a 0.99

01:09:58.660 whip or I feel I feel like it's getting cool that's my feelings guys

01:10:13.860 keep it rolling

01:10:17.380 yeah let me actually sell them on my show by the way larry jackson my refrigerator is right

01:10:24.640 larry jackson based on your name by the way um i want to sell you on my show we have tech issues

01:10:30.560 it's disorganized it there's never really a good topic or a point but we have a lot of fun

01:10:38.140 we have a lot of fun here we have a lot of fun right i think that's all they could ask for this

01:10:44.940 is true I mean your wife isn't having fun with you you might as well have fun here welcome to

01:10:51.720 the just pearly things show welcome aboard welcome to just pearly where nothing's set up half the

01:10:57.860 tech doesn't work half it doesn't work the guests show up late maybe not at all maybe not at all I

01:11:03.300 don't know who's coming it's just a perpetual crash but it's a fun crash yeah it's a fun crash

01:11:08.980 show but this is this is what it takes this is what it takes yep yep what are we what are we

01:11:15.140 seeing in the chat i'm about to pull it up okay let's keep going is that neon yes i think i actually

01:11:26.060 would love to know who has more money i think neil might maybe he's gotta have more really really i

01:11:30.720 think i made more money than him how much he's probably worth like 50 million i don't think you

01:11:35.120 You think he's worth 50?

01:11:36.500 Oh, then he beats me.

01:11:38.720 I think.

01:11:39.560 If he has 50.

01:11:40.400 You're rich, but I think he's pretty rich.

01:11:41.900 Yeah, he might be.

01:11:42.740 At 50 he's down here. 1.00

01:11:43.860 Those streamers make stupid money, you'd be shocked. 0.99

01:11:45.880 I'm gonna be honest, for real, at 50, I'm not gonna be here. 1.00

01:11:48.440 I would not be on the stream with 50 money.

01:11:49.880 Oh, really?

01:11:50.720 Yeah, because I'm hypergamous and clout,

01:11:53.100 you know what I mean? 0.90

01:11:53.920 Yeah, you'd be somewhere better.

01:11:55.160 I'm gonna be on like, you know.

01:11:56.920 Am I under the influence?

01:11:58.040 Yes.

01:11:58.860 It doesn't take much because, in all honesty,

01:12:01.700 I don't drink a ton because I'm a health nut,

01:12:04.100 And I eat too many carbs, so I don't really have a lot of room for alcohol. 1.00

01:12:06.860 Yeah, and look, I'm under the influence of the gynocentric order. 1.00

01:12:10.840 That's true.

01:12:11.560 I'm under the influence of American laws.

01:12:14.020 I mean.

01:12:14.620 Yeah, it just is what it is.

01:12:16.980 It is what it is.

01:12:17.680 It just is what it is.

01:12:18.480 It is what it is.

01:12:19.200 We don't complain here.

01:12:21.280 We refrain.

01:12:23.700 That's in my fridge. 0.97

01:12:26.320 You know what I was thinking about how women say men do emotional labor? 0.97

01:12:31.260 but I think women

01:12:33.420 but I think men do all of the emotional 1.00

01:12:35.940 labor 0.99

01:12:36.260 but the difference is it's cute

01:12:39.560 a little bit when men have to do it

01:12:41.440 where women it's repulsive 0.78

01:12:43.080 like if we do emotional labor for you 1.00

01:12:45.620 that's like disgusting like what are your 0.89

01:12:47.500 man but if you do emotional 0.99

01:12:49.440 labor for us you're like aww 1.00

01:12:51.120 she loves me

01:12:52.640 let me think

01:12:55.620 about that

01:12:56.160 yeah I think this whole idea

01:12:59.500 that this whole idea 1.00

01:13:00.420 that like women

01:13:01.060 I think this whole 1.00

01:13:02.660 when women say men 1.00

01:13:03.460 are emotionally available 0.99

01:13:04.300 for them

01:13:04.880 I think that's a whole

01:13:06.520 LARP 1.00

01:13:06.980 because if women 0.99

01:13:08.180 were truly emotionally 0.99

01:13:09.140 available

01:13:09.480 like let's be honest 1.00

01:13:10.620 if women were truly 1.00

01:13:12.000 emotionally available 0.99

01:13:12.840 the other way

01:13:13.280 if they had EQ 1.00

01:13:14.020 right women said 1.00

01:13:14.880 they had EQ 1.00

01:13:15.300 if they really had EQ

01:13:16.260 then wouldn't they

01:13:17.840 stick with the man

01:13:18.720 who lost his job

01:13:19.400 for like 10 years

01:13:20.160 we don't

01:13:21.160 if they had EQ

01:13:21.700 if they have a job

01:13:22.600 and he has a job

01:13:24.100 and he loses his job

01:13:25.260 wouldn't they stay around

01:13:26.880 it's good

01:13:27.340 because they would

01:13:27.820 understand the full

01:13:28.740 life cycle of a human being do you know how many people i know pearl that were like broke at 40

01:13:33.100 years old at 45 years old like 20 years of being broke and at 50 became worth 300 million dollars

01:13:38.640 all the time yeah really all the time what happened well because they were they kept they

01:13:43.880 always wanted to be an entrepreneur and all their companies kept failing but then one made it they

01:13:47.800 get it oh i see but like every time the story is every girl left them right you know my my dad

01:13:53.720 almost failed yeah during because he bought they put their life savings in the housing market right

01:13:58.920 2008 yeah yeah but then i don't know my dad i don't know the exact story but my mom said my

01:14:05.060 dad worked a miracle deal somehow yeah i heard the deal yeah it's good yeah but like but just

01:14:11.840 on the brim but like he's lucky because then he would find out what would really happen can you

01:14:15.960 tell me how to work a deal can i can i tell you a deal i want to make all right i mean you have 0.95

01:14:21.020 a woman brain so I'm going to try. Deal making is usually a man thing. I know but I want to have 0.99

01:14:26.100 you do the work for me. So I am really not organized but I think I could be a pretty big

01:14:34.200 YouTuber. I think I could be bigger than I am. I'm pretty hard working and especially for a woman

01:14:39.700 I lap these hoes in the world. I'm lazy at some things but like I know I've put more time so okay 1.00

01:14:46.460 so I think I'm going to do really well in the next five years with debate and stuff however

01:14:50.320 i'm so bad at managing people it's like so bad it's terrible like i just keep getting screwed 1.00

01:14:57.920 like over and over again right it's just women can't manage yeah i know i can't i don't want to 0.98

01:15:03.180 right but what always happens is the men then take advantage of the fact that i'm a woman 0.99

01:15:08.620 and they know like so i always get these really bad deals right so i'm but i would like i believe

01:15:15.940 um do you know who sean kelly is yeah i think he's gonna have the next i think he's gonna be a

01:15:22.500 really big youtube network okay and now i've not brought this to him at all so don't put this in

01:15:27.100 his chat because it's probably a terrible idea to say this live right or it's genius okay but

01:15:32.820 i would like him to manage me but i don't want him to rip me off okay how would you set it up

01:15:38.260 in a way that like we can both make money but i don't want to be taken advantage of do you know

01:15:42.900 what i'm saying but i think he has the skill set because he's not like a personality like on stream 0.98

01:15:47.700 and his shit's so i actually have such a good answer his shit's so organized like it's so 0.91

01:15:52.460 organized and also um yeah so i don't know i think there's like potential there here here's how you 0.99

01:16:00.180 structure the deal so and i'm not saying sean if you see this i'm not saying i'm going to do this

01:16:04.780 right yeah it's all hypothetical but hypothetical in minecraft yeah yeah but um the way you would

01:16:09.860 structure a deal like that is you would look at your lifetime historical you

01:16:13.480 would backtrack what you've done on YouTube yourself right and then you

01:16:17.100 would basically say hey basically the deal is you get either 0% or a very low

01:16:22.640 percent for just the way your channels already growing and then you would say

01:16:27.920 this is the goal where it's undisputed that you added the value and when you

01:16:32.480 cross this threshold then you unlock certain percentages as you go along oh

01:16:37.220 oh with his company yeah and like in terms of his management fee right of the cut um and then you

01:16:42.820 have a buyback if you were to buy back his cut if it goes bad you would you would put that at

01:16:47.860 a lower rate because it's you but if someone else wanted to replace that cut it would be at a higher

01:16:51.540 value but he would get a cut of it so it's a win-win for him to sell if it goes bad he could

01:16:55.620 sell that to someone else that you'd like here's a problem i don't understand what you said everyone

01:17:01.300 in the chat does anyone in the chat understand what i said is anyone here like good at business

01:17:04.260 because you know what I'll tell you

01:17:06.620 but I don't know is it better for him

01:17:08.800 to buy me or me to buy him because

01:17:10.320 his network

01:17:12.020 I'm like I think his network is going to

01:17:14.760 be really successful

01:17:15.740 I'd like to be in on it too

01:17:18.200 I'd like a deal where

01:17:19.940 because he is the network

01:17:22.580 right and right now

01:17:24.180 I'm helping him build shows

01:17:26.720 but my dad is like

01:17:28.560 don't you want to own the shows and I'm like no dad

01:17:30.980 you want to own the shows

01:17:33.260 well i but here's the problem i can't organize it oh my god okay no because here's the problem i

01:17:39.100 can't like organize it because i always like all right i'm too disorganized to do it i'm coming in

01:17:45.420 on this deal okay yeah yeah you you what you want is you want all we dual stream now so it's a win

01:17:53.100 win they work no no i know i know but you're gonna you're gonna want to sliver like basically if you

01:17:57.820 can figure out a way to package so what you want to do is you want to systematize everything that

01:18:02.140 made you big yeah into like so that it's called sops in business right systems and processes

01:18:08.380 um and if you can package that up and prove that if you bring those sops to other shows that those

01:18:13.100 shows do better yeah those sops than others then you can get a cut of the show but you would do

01:18:18.140 the same deal in reverse so they don't get screwed you'd be like hey i'm gonna bring you the way i

01:18:22.540 run my show to you guys but if you guys you're at this traffic if you go to this level only then do

01:18:28.780 i take my cut well i don't think because how do i put it they're they run the show themselves

01:18:35.260 i give input but like their system is way more organized than when i did it like that's what

01:18:40.780 that's how i know i've done it wrong but but could you be on the show as a consultant for

01:18:45.420 like just even one percent yeah well maybe i don't know i mean we're still right now we're

01:18:49.580 just trying to do proof of concept we did our first show yesterday for i mean i've been doing

01:18:54.140 the 1v10s and they're both kind of a win-win but because i don't have to anyways i don't know i

01:19:00.280 just feel like there's a way where like he can organize it and i would like to be the talent

01:19:08.680 because i'm i know i'm i'm better as a female i think it's hard to replace me as a female talent 1.00

01:19:14.840 because most women are so lazy yeah yeah and just like they don't research any of the i'm lazy with

01:19:20.720 some things like organization yeah but i'm not and also i don't know so i think there's potential 0.93

01:19:28.120 but i don't know how to do it yeah but yeah i'm down i'm down to talk it out off camera

01:19:35.860 like the the nuances because yeah because the the the secret to maybe to give the the viewers

01:19:42.020 some like advice when it comes to deal making the secret to being good at deal making is to

01:19:48.060 actually make a win-win-win deal oh well that's okay i just want to know how far you are

01:19:58.300 some of your location i don't believe you no i'm serious okay um

01:20:06.380 okay we are we are but it's like it just would be lit if you came

01:20:18.060 That's all we're just

01:20:23.880 Did you do our marriage therapy paperwork for tomorrow

01:20:37.600 Yes

01:20:39.600 one more

01:20:42.560 I mean I'm already drinking

01:20:44.860 I'll keep drinking

01:20:46.180 okay what drinks do you want

01:20:48.780 whatever you want

01:20:49.800 what do you bring

01:20:51.140 can you bring both or is that asking

01:20:55.140 am I grifting like an Indian

01:20:57.540 he is Indian 1.00

01:20:58.720 I need you to tell him to leave this country 1.00

01:21:00.600 I said I'll self deport 1.00

01:21:02.220 the second you introduce me to one 1.00

01:21:05.180 virgin in this country I'll self deport 1.00

01:21:06.800 oh man 1.00

01:21:07.900 alright cool

01:21:08.520 that's uh

01:21:10.440 this is incredible

01:21:13.780 yeah

01:21:14.400 look at that

01:21:16.200 you have to understand something pearl

01:21:18.840 as a guy I never get free alcohol

01:21:21.380 so this is like a very

01:21:23.220 exciting thing alcohol I don't have to pay for

01:21:25.240 you know what I mean

01:21:27.300 where's Glenn that's the real question

01:21:31.160 someone said oh let me know ahead of time

01:21:33.240 if you're gonna call I'm like

01:21:34.560 do you really think I'm gonna let you know

01:21:37.240 ahead of time it's like it's like he doesn't i'm a woman unbelievable i'm unbelievable i'm

01:21:42.440 gonna send that back i'm a woman ninja

01:21:52.920 man oh my god now elijah elijah he messes with my set sometimes i can't put it back

01:22:00.680 because i'm not smart enough to figure it out um

01:22:03.400 Um, he's bringing in Mike.

01:22:06.880 I don't know how I feel about that.

01:22:09.620 Whatever.

01:22:10.360 Um, I'll have my other guy come back and fix it.

01:22:16.600 Um, you know, okay.

01:22:18.500 I want to tell you guys a story.

01:22:19.560 So I did this, um, show.

01:22:21.140 So I want you guys to know, I want, I have a show called the hear me out show.

01:22:25.340 And the hear me out show is a show where you have to hear the other people out. 1.00

01:22:29.060 And it's a panel show with a bunch of women. 0.99

01:22:30.440 And there was a woman, I think she triggered me a little bit, not because I actually believed it, but because she said, she implied that I was lazy on stream.

01:22:41.680 And if a man called me lazy, I would agree, right?

01:22:44.640 If a man said, you're lazy, I would say, well, that's fair because like compared to the male burden of performance, I probably am.

01:22:51.600 Do you know what I mean?

01:22:52.200 Like, yes, I totally am lazy compared to you. 1.00

01:22:55.040 however the female burden of performance is so terrible and i know how little work these women 1.00

01:23:02.040 do do you know what i mean shit like i know how much nothing they do and so i said lazy bitch 1.00

01:23:07.820 and the whole time this this woman she can't get 10 000 subscribers on youtube she's got no 1.00

01:23:14.360 thumbnails on her on her stuff and by the way and she's like coming at me she's like do you 1.00

01:23:19.360 make your own thumbnails and i'm like no but when i was your size i certainly did like when

01:23:25.000 i was your size i did now i'm like wait now i don't really gotta plan in the ai world she 1.00

01:23:31.600 can't make thumbnails yo i know i know ask gemini to do it i know i know but this is the female 1.00

01:23:37.940 laziness epidemic freaking crazy yeah so here here's the problem like um so these women are so 1.00

01:23:46.860 lazy and I'm like they're so lazy and you have the audacity to call me lazy I'm like bitch I 1.00

01:23:58.620 got a million subscribers in a year I got two million in like two and a half years I also got 0.99

01:24:04.360 another bitch to a hundred thousand subscribers out of the kindness of my heart as much as they 0.99

01:24:08.420 say I hate women I let her keep her channel that's really nice I let her keep it see I'm not gonna 1.00

01:24:13.660 lie i i would letter keep her channel but i would have such a like crazy contract on that exit i 0.99

01:24:19.160 know you just gave it but like you know you know why you know what this is why you know why

01:24:24.080 it's okay oh that's my brother that's fine it's the burner phone you know why us indians can't

01:24:29.560 leave because these white women need managers i know we do need managers like they need business

01:24:34.180 because here's the thing i think i'm a gold mine like no gotta be honest one thing i actually love

01:24:39.280 about Christian people

01:24:40.160 is you guys are so

01:24:41.000 generally like

01:24:41.980 you guys have

01:24:43.960 such good hearts

01:24:44.940 that you don't know

01:24:45.660 how to navigate

01:24:46.420 how harsh

01:24:48.240 the American laws are

01:24:49.480 like

01:24:49.720 you have to be

01:24:50.860 stone cold

01:24:51.960 when it comes to

01:24:52.420 business out here

01:24:53.020 I know

01:24:53.640 I'm a really great guy

01:24:54.920 outside of business

01:24:55.460 in business

01:24:55.960 it's like

01:24:56.420 I'm wearing my jersey

01:24:57.020 I'm like an athlete

01:24:57.660 yeah I've been

01:24:59.200 cooked so many times

01:25:00.400 yeah I've been cooked

01:25:01.220 but still donate please

01:25:02.360 just parleythings.com

01:25:03.420 of course

01:25:03.860 slash donate

01:25:04.840 you guys need to donate

01:25:06.260 let me know

01:25:06.860 if there's any supers

01:25:07.740 you know

01:25:08.460 yeah

01:25:08.880 But here's the, here's the thing. So can we know that? Um, so anyways, and I'm like, you should

01:25:24.320 have been asking me for advice because you obviously can't do anything, right? Like,

01:25:30.620 why are you not asking me for advice and said, you're talking down to me. Who the fuck are you? 1.00

01:25:35.320 and i that's what i don't understand the ego of these women because if i had their life 1.00

01:25:39.280 accomplishment like for a woman i'm pretty accomplished and i'm not even saying that 0.98

01:25:43.200 like i've done a lot for a woman in the woman's world so when i go tour whip to women i expect 0.97

01:25:50.220 some sort of like maybe you're gonna ask me for advice or something because you're like a loser

01:25:56.380 and they just can never do it do you know what i mean like it's always instead of like being humble

01:26:02.560 yeah like i've noticed that even like for me one thing i like about um when i work with guys is

01:26:09.140 that like look with guys here's the problem with most men like you know 50 of men are just going

01:26:14.400 to be like average or mediocre but there's guys i work with where they just they're actually

01:26:18.700 self-stars will do everything and they respect a business deal so like i've had guys where i

01:26:23.640 started their company with them but i was like the silent partner and now it's blown up and i

01:26:27.620 still get my check every month because they're like no it's like i made an agreement with you

01:26:31.220 like and i could have failed and you gave the starter money and so they still pay me and like 1.00

01:26:36.300 they go you should get the rewards because you took the first gamble on me well women when they 1.00

01:26:40.800 become successful they go back and go wait a minute like like brett cooper and candace owens

01:26:45.760 i mean there was no gratitude to the daily wire and you know as me because i never had a management

01:26:50.960 for youtube so i'm like one of the only female podcasters that didn't have a man but i mean

01:26:57.200 i'm not gonna pretend i didn't have men helping me i totally did but i didn't have any media money

01:27:03.920 i didn't have any connections i didn't have anything so i mean my dad knows people in 1.00

01:27:08.920 software not media yeah i still am not that well connected to media so i'm like you bitches have 1.00

01:27:16.120 it so easy i have tech issues every show you guys have a producer i'm just surprised you even have 1.00

01:27:21.560 wife I'm working in this house honestly

01:27:23.260 it's very impressive yeah I mean

01:27:25.200 and again I'm not I will always

01:27:27.540 give gratitude to the men that have helped me

01:27:29.360 so I'm not even trying to downplay their help

01:27:31.560 but you guys had more help so 1.00

01:27:33.380 fuck you bitches fuck you bitches 1.00

01:27:35.320 and like the fact 1.00

01:27:37.540 that you as a woman 0.99

01:27:38.900 are not asking me for

01:27:41.380 advice when I have done

01:27:43.440 what you couldn't not once not twice

01:27:45.080 actually I got another woman to 40,000 0.86

01:27:47.260 subscribers in like 6 months 1.00

01:27:49.020 do you want to ask me how i did it no stupid bitch anyways i'll see her again next week 1.00

01:27:56.480 oh no there's there's no reward in making other women famous no there's no reward for that because 1.00

01:28:03.040 women think that it's all of them like they literally think it's all on them and then they 0.78

01:28:07.920 also know they have so many like gears to get out of a deal yeah it's the ego honestly i'm gonna be 0.85

01:28:13.640 honest as a guy like if a girl ever like went sideways on me i would just give her whatever

01:28:18.280 because like it's just not worth the cost like okay you want even though i built made you

01:28:22.780 millions of dollars you want me to give up my equity for zero okay yeah just like please leave 1.00

01:28:27.740 me alone um that's why it's hard to work with women because like the collateral because no

01:28:33.380 one's gonna side with the man right so there's no point there's no point um and i think like a lot

01:28:40.720 of guys like even i'm kind of here like obviously i would never get married and like or like lose

01:28:45.140 half my shit knowing what i know but if i did i actually just write the check i what i you know 0.53

01:28:51.340 what i'd say i would just say i'm gonna write you 25 percent at 50 percent right now you have 24 0.99

01:28:56.060 hours and let's just move on because i would rather just like write yeah and then be done

01:29:01.300 but be done but i'd be extensive like we never you never get to cause the problem ever again

01:29:06.760 you know what that's how i feel with this lawsuit i'm in it just keeps going and i'm like

01:29:10.940 i would rather just pay you 30 grand maybe because i've spent 25 so far yeah i'd rather pay yeah i'd

01:29:18.360 rather pay another 30 and just have you leave me alone yeah like just leave me alone i don't want 0.99

01:29:23.220 to bitch what yeah let me guess that's a woman of course it's a woman yeah you're gonna you're 1.00

01:29:28.360 gonna be fighting that for 10 years i know who got a rich and you know i believe in the fucking 1.00

01:29:31.880 husband because she got a rich husband he's not paying for this lawsuit yeah stupid stuff 1.00

01:29:37.520 yeah i don't understand why men like if a woman cooks another man do you not think she's gonna 1.00

01:29:42.600 cook you it's incredible it's incredible it is bad the level of simping man it is bad

01:29:48.800 let's keep it rolling yo shout out to my boys misog misog in the building uh these are my

01:30:05.260 misogynistic friends

01:30:06.300 because they're based.

01:30:07.280 The funny part is

01:30:07.780 all my misogynistic friends

01:30:08.840 are married with children.

01:30:11.300 They gotta be. 0.99

01:30:12.140 And they don't give a fuck. 1.00

01:30:14.400 They're wives 1.00

01:30:14.840 when we made them 1.00

01:30:15.640 misogynistic.

01:30:15.800 So you guys have questions?

01:30:17.200 What do you guys want me

01:30:17.780 to talk about?

01:30:18.480 Misog? 0.99

01:30:18.920 Misog in the building. 0.98

01:30:19.820 What do you want me 1.00

01:30:20.160 to rant about?

01:30:20.900 Anyone in the chat?

01:30:21.780 I'm going to go sideways.

01:30:23.160 I'm going to go sideways.

01:30:23.960 I'm going to go right up

01:30:25.340 to the line

01:30:25.860 at YouTube's

01:30:26.440 Terms of Service tonight.

01:30:27.940 Right up to that line

01:30:29.360 because only two people

01:30:30.720 know the law.

01:30:31.800 Lucas and me.

01:30:33.160 We're the only two people 0.99

01:30:33.920 who have read the fucking law. 0.99

01:30:35.260 so let's fucking go let's go let's freaking send it we're gonna freestyle oh perfect i guess we're 0.99

01:30:41.500 gonna freestyle man damn i did it on the other stream and people liked it do you have like an 0.97

01:30:46.860 energy drain in your fridge no okay um but i can call elijah and tell him to get it but it's just 0.94

01:30:54.620 it's gonna delay him like another like seven hours to get over here i know he's like never gonna come

01:30:59.180 um do you not have to go to your friends thing are we saying no no he told me i don't have to go

01:31:05.500 does he want to come you don't want to go my friend's cool but he's uh he's he's so it's

01:31:11.900 funny he's based on one side like he believes in like repeal on the 19th or something but he's

01:31:17.900 unfortunately he's married to like a huge feminist so he's like dude i can't because like my wife's

01:31:22.940 gonna like cause like problems oh all right okay what's the topic what are we

01:31:29.960 rapping about this was not on my bingo card but let's do it 0.99

01:31:38.320 For the record I'm not a rapper I am okay bitches ain't shit they can't tell me nothing 1.00

01:32:00.040 100 motherfuckers can't tell me nothing these in the trap like these in the trap 1.00

01:32:07.800 All the women always complaining like that 1.00

01:32:11.500 They're always telling me I'm wrong 1.00

01:32:13.720 Singing these songs like I'm doing something wrong 0.99

01:32:17.540 But we're lit in this bitch 1.00

01:32:19.320 I ain't a snitch, but I'll say 1.00

01:32:21.380 These women are cray-cray all day 1.00

01:32:24.800 Lazy, wanna have babies 1.00

01:32:27.620 No, they don't, they'll kill them 1.00

01:32:29.340 Maybe then they'll fill them with the cum of a bunch of ninjas 1.00

01:32:33.600 Uh-oh 0.99

01:32:36.700 oh no it stopped your Bluetooth speaker out of battery all right you know an 1.00

01:32:59.220 Indian guy rapping there's a there's a first for everything I mean there's a

01:33:03.220 first for everything so i'm not a rapper but i'll do it i'll do it because you know what

01:33:10.980 it's rude if someone gives you some free alcohol you know and you're not gonna rap

01:33:17.080 What am I up for?

01:33:19.080 Um, um, um, okay, wait. 1.00

01:33:25.080 These bitches ain't shit. 1.00

01:33:27.080 They can't tell me nothing. 1.00

01:33:29.080 They'll nag me until the end of time and be honest really isn't my only crime.

01:33:37.080 We can't do anything right.

01:33:39.080 We're always trying to fight.

01:33:41.080 I wish that we would do the right thing, not the wrong thing. 0.50

01:33:45.080 So I hope the white guys start suing us back

01:33:48.700 False accusations, alimony, child support 0.99

01:33:52.900 Guys, you gotta do it right the fuck back 0.95

01:33:56.380 But I'm gonna pass the mic to this guy named Shiv 0.99

01:34:00.500 Shiv, why don't you fucking get it in? 0.98

01:34:04.440 Ugh, I'll take the mic 1.00

01:34:06.560 I'm gonna steal like a black guy 1.00

01:34:08.700 I don't give a shit now 1.00

01:34:10.320 Indian guy on the mic gonna kill now 1.00

01:34:12.640 Yeah, I'm fucking Indian 1.00

01:34:14.700 Yeah, I'm killing it 1.00

01:34:16.420 Who ever thought Indians be fucking white bitches 1.00

01:34:20.440 Going hot in the paint 1.00

01:34:22.580 I wish I did drugs or I snort cocaine

01:34:27.660 Kurt Cobain 0.99

01:34:29.620 Killing myself because I'm killing it 1.00

01:34:32.860 And fucking finances 1.00

01:34:34.440 Hey, got all the money 1.00

01:34:36.160 Just don't tell the government

01:34:38.600 Hey, yeah, it's overseas 1.00

01:34:40.640 No bitch is gonna take half of me 1.00

01:34:43.660 Happening 1.00

01:34:45.620 Is it happening 1.00

01:34:47.320 An Indian guy on a fucking stream 1.00

01:34:49.580 What is happening 1.00

01:34:51.240 Is it neon

01:34:53.220 Oh I know at night

01:34:55.400 You don't see me

01:34:57.100 You just wanna be me

01:35:00.040 I wanna be you

01:35:02.020 And it's see through

01:35:03.940 Like I see you

01:35:05.900 Look

01:35:07.080 I'm not trying to say that we gotta make them cry 0.98

01:35:10.520 But we need these women 1.00

01:35:12.500 to at least ask why, because they really can't do anything right, like they're nagging, complaining 1.00

01:35:20.360 all damn long, and now I'm here singing these sad songs, like, why are we so freaking sad,

01:35:30.220 why are we so freaking bad, I'm embarrassed, I'm clarest, I'm finarest, those aren't words, 0.99

01:35:40.920 it's absurd and i know i'm a hoe and i keep it on the low and i keep talking about this shit 0.99

01:35:48.560 on my show and i wish that i knew and i wish the sky went blue but it is what it is and this shit 0.99

01:35:56.300 is for kids and i know that i'm saying and i'm not making sense and it's probably because i'm 0.99

01:36:03.840 not Mike Pence, and now the beat is gone,

01:36:07.400 and I'm feeling wrong, and I keep on singing these songs.

01:36:14.560 This song's gonna get copyrighted.

01:36:16.120 We gotta do like, would Pound Cake Instrumental

01:36:18.560 by Drake get copyrighted?

01:36:19.960 Probably.

01:36:20.800 I mean, I'm just saying this whole stream's cooked.

01:36:23.540 We need super chats.

01:36:25.040 We need super chats.

01:36:26.000 I mean, do they hate this?

01:36:27.560 I don't know if they hate this.

01:36:29.280 I mean.

01:36:30.060 They hate it?

01:36:31.920 What are you gonna do?

01:36:32.760 I don't know.

01:36:33.520 like i feel like they're indifferent everyone's like who's that guy don't worry i mean i'm 0.94

01:36:40.400 probably probably your future president because we're just putting brown people in politics i 0.76

01:36:43.920 know i don't get it why are you guys voting for brown people yeah what are we doing what is wrong 0.90

01:36:48.640 with you oh wait hold on i accidentally clicked off i think you're like putting brown oh you 0.72

01:36:54.240 You don't want to see something funny, hold on.

01:36:56.740 Wait for it, wait for it.

01:37:01.620 Call me Cash Patel.

01:37:05.960 Cash Patel.

01:37:06.800 This is the first time I'm ever carrying Cash on me,

01:37:08.140 so I just had to do that.

01:37:09.200 Oh wait, you left a strange, who is this?

01:37:13.220 You left a strange voicemail, you have the wrong number.

01:37:16.740 Should I call them back?

01:37:18.680 Sure.

01:37:19.680 Well, wait, if it's the wrong number, then why?

01:37:21.800 I don't think so, all right, hold on.

01:37:24.240 We'll see. 0.99

01:37:26.600 We should just freestyle to her.

01:37:28.920 All right. 0.99

01:37:30.160 Hold on.

01:37:54.240 what up gabrielle 0.98

01:37:58.880 does it matter 1.00

01:38:04.960 yeah i just wanted to know i heard you fumbled your ex-boyfriend

01:38:12.720 i don't know what you heard yeah i heard he was a great guy i heard he was a great guy

01:38:20.000 um you know he's got a name

01:38:25.420 this guy didn't send me the guy's name i got it it says it says valma is the twitter name

01:38:35.100 hello i got it listen i just have one question how much

01:38:43.520 Like quanto

01:38:49.280 I think you have the wrong number

01:38:53.300 No, no, no, like how much 0.99

01:38:54.800 You know, aren't you a 1.00

01:38:57.200 Oh, you're not a prostitute 1.00

01:38:59.120 No, you have the wrong number 0.55

01:39:01.760 Are you sure? 500 bucks?

01:39:03.420 It's a fuck 1.00

01:39:03.800 Got it in cash 1.00

01:39:06.000 $600? 1.00

01:39:13.520 her pussy's for sale just that wasn't the right price clearly man maybe i valued it 1.00

01:39:25.100 maybe i should have said 50 dollars in a taco i should have said 50 bucks in a crunch wrap 1.00

01:39:28.960 supreme that was my mistake your name that was my mistake all right if you guys send these to

01:39:34.380 my twitter you're supposed to yeah you're supposed to man 1.00

01:39:41.540 hold on that bitch owes me sex that's all i know that's all i fucking know look 1.00

01:39:53.400 every bitch is for sale it's just a question is how much 1.00

01:39:59.500 what's your price hey and kings kings out there if you're like why are you objectifying women why 1.00

01:40:07.120 degrading them that bitch fucked for a crunch rap supreme she fucked for vibes hey hey she 1.00

01:40:13.520 fucked for vibes what's your price it ain't right what you doing tonight what's your price oh my god 1.00

01:40:22.720 i got it i got a show idea back from the back let him what's your price for tonight 0.97

01:40:30.080 make it right i don't want to gripe i'm just saying i'm not playing what's your price

01:40:38.440 tonight look i know that i need to do this this song i know that i shouldn't be singing these

01:40:46.960 songs but we gotta be real saying about how i feel i know that the money will talk and it's

01:40:53.600 real so what's your price what's your price what are you doing the rest of your life just kidding

01:41:00.400 we don't care let's be fair how much money for the funny what's your price what's your price

01:41:08.040 uh what's your price uh your ex he did it nice uh but he said you were a good girl now you had 1.00

01:41:18.480 And then go and break up his world, going hard in the paint, cause you know these bitches, they're hanging out with fucking killers, yeah they're fucking Indian, going hard in the paint, you know that she ain't a saint, but she got that cross necklace, she acting trad, in her past life, she was acting bad, but now she's fucking beat, she fucking hit the wall, and now she's on Adderall, telling them how she fucking lost it all, 0.98

01:41:47.820 all that weight oh she lost it was cocaine don't wait don't wait i'm sorry i don't care it's okay 0.99

01:41:56.300 a woman interrupting the man it's 2026 hey yeah i'm illiterate i wish i was because then i get 0.99

01:42:05.680 so much more bitches women love dumb dudes now oh i know i just gotta do what i gotta do now 0.98

01:42:13.420 and i'm not around this is crazy that's pretty good 0.99

01:42:18.940 i literally hang out with like open ai engineers every day this is hilarious

01:42:24.260 yeah you know i don't do this every day but i've been thinking i needed someone to come over

01:42:30.020 so i could i wanted to test out a show with two people and see how guests performed in this space

01:42:36.300 um but i don't ever schedule my streams ahead of time because every day i just do it when i feel

01:42:40.880 like it so that sounds pretty woman yeah that's really woman so um the problem is projects come

01:42:48.120 up and then i'm like well i gotta do that you know yeah yeah so it's like glenn and elijah 0.98

01:42:54.300 ever gonna get here or are they just like what are we thinking they just like not give a fuck 0.85

01:42:57.860 okay when did they call i mean it'd be like that though you know they have to go like 0.93

01:43:02.860 they're probably like you know yeah elijah like

01:43:06.980 is my husband now obviously yeah but sometimes i'll go over there and i'll think we're streaming

01:43:15.840 at like nine and then it's like we don't stream till midnight so i just stream less because

01:43:20.100 i just don't like being up that late yeah i mean oh oh yeah yeah no pearl likes to go to bed at

01:43:27.560 you know 8 p.m. you know more like 10 yeah yeah come on glenn and elijah get it together

01:43:35.360 no i mean it's cool it's gonna be yeah i've never it's gonna it's gonna be sick because

01:43:39.500 i've talked to glenn a lot i've never seen him really you've never met glenn never met glenn

01:43:42.840 in person twitter space in real life you should have had them come here i know i want so i'm

01:43:48.960 thinking we move the couch to make this more open we move okay i was thinking i don't know

01:43:54.980 that i might move that instagram area downstairs like i don't know i was gonna actually ask a man

01:44:03.000 the best way to do this but i think i'm gonna get rid of this table and make the whole i'm just 0.98

01:44:07.220 gonna make this whole house a set fuck it yeah fuck it but i need to i'm only if i extend my 0.99

01:44:13.380 lease by a year because i don't want to pay to do all that yeah they'd probably wait yeah you 0.99

01:44:18.560 should just ask i think i will but i was debating buying a house but i'm financially illiterate

01:44:23.120 so I was like I don't think I should buy a house

01:44:25.640 actually that's great I'll give you a house of 9%

01:44:27.780 interest I'll do it right now what does that mean 0.99

01:44:29.640 good good fuck yeah 0.99

01:44:31.580 everyone in the chat am I gonna fucking finesse 1.00

01:44:33.800 Pearl tonight on a financial deal 1.00

01:44:35.380 am I gonna because there's Hindus 0.88

01:44:37.440 and then there's Jews and I'm

01:44:39.300 Hindu you understand maybe we can make a deal

01:44:41.240 where like maybe you can get a percentage

01:44:43.600 of super chats 0.99

01:44:44.740 do I look stupid 0.94

01:44:47.180 I want to take 10% of 0.98

01:44:49.480 like $500 to give you a million

01:44:51.500 dollar house yes 1.00

01:44:52.460 okay see you can't get rid of the women but it could be fun no no you know what's fun hear me 1.00

01:44:59.800 out right you could come here and then like now we have a place to stream 20 oh wow well look at

01:45:07.220 that what women get a lot of interest and i'm a business guy so i want to make a lot of interest

01:45:12.760 we're not the same we're not the same not the same there's a reason why no one here knows who i am 0.54

01:45:16.940 that's true

01:45:17.880 alright 0.99

01:45:21.060 let's fucking go 0.99

01:45:23.760 everyone in the chat 0.98

01:45:24.540 guys we need the energy up here

01:45:26.280 should we call that girl back 0.93

01:45:27.720 yeah 0.67

01:45:28.260 I'll go completely crazy 0.95

01:45:33.160 if you want 1.00

01:45:33.660 bitch I know you sound pussy 1.00

01:45:35.740 I'll go crazy if you want 1.00

01:45:37.300 Your call has been forwarded to

01:45:46.700 We had such a good time

01:45:49.500 We had such a good time

01:45:50.940 I'm not going to call her again

01:45:52.600 I'm going to get a harassment thing

01:45:54.080 Yeah

01:45:57.740 Oh no

01:46:05.760 Oh, I forgot the password to my iCloud on that phone.

01:46:09.660 It's a different one, whatever.

01:46:17.160 Okay, let me check the chat.

01:46:35.760 i'm scared to look at your fridge i feel like it's gonna be like there's gonna be like a rotten 1.00

01:46:42.380 like kiwi in there and you're like no i don't need to look it's not it doesn't really have 1.00

01:46:48.700 snacks though i can make you lamb if you want oh it's actually a normal fridge yeah i know

01:46:54.480 no i like eat normal food so wow this is incredible i really do like i cook most of

01:47:01.200 my food so that's amazing all right she passed the free test guys yeah do you want it i was 0.63

01:47:07.220 wanting to roast her so bad on that i was because every guy here has opened the girl's fridge and 0.96

01:47:11.560 like no fucking way like half the thing's rotten no no that wouldn't happen to me every guy you 0.98

01:47:17.220 know what i'm talking about my problem i'll tell you what my problem is is i just because i have 0.97

01:47:21.980 like a lot of stuff i always forget things in places so i always leave stuff out that's like

01:47:26.220 my toxic trait

01:47:27.160 and I let my dog

01:47:28.900 sleep on the couch

01:47:29.820 so it kind of

01:47:30.900 gets messy.

01:47:32.400 This is what it is.

01:47:37.640 Yo.

01:47:38.620 So.

01:47:41.100 I mean,

01:47:41.760 do you want me

01:47:42.040 to just rant? 0.99

01:47:42.700 I can just fucking rant. 1.00

01:47:43.920 You should rant. 1.00

01:47:44.780 Yeah.

01:47:44.880 All right, fellas.

01:47:47.800 We're going to 0.99

01:47:48.140 fucking do this. 1.00

01:47:51.300 Go rant. 1.00

01:47:53.500 American women 1.00

01:47:54.380 aren't human. 1.00

01:47:55.360 and here's why let me tell you why because if feminism was real if feminism was real women 1.00

01:48:03.020 really were like hey we just want jobs we want education we want bank accounts if women actually 1.00

01:48:08.860 it was just about them being able to like have some options then you would see women who would 0.86

01:48:15.320 date broke guys who go to church and like he's just a good guy and they would pay until the

01:48:20.140 death like death do us part you would see stay-at-home dads at equal rates to stay-at-home

01:48:26.220 moms that's true the fact that these women there's you know what you will never find 0.95

01:48:31.100 i think it's only a woman wanting to do anything yeah only i think seven percent of women make

01:48:36.620 significantly more than their husbands but then when i died not even on that seven percent most 1.00

01:48:41.120 of them come from rich families so it doesn't really count because for a woman to make a lot

01:48:45.700 of money when she has a rich family it's like that's like it doesn't make any sense because 1.00

01:48:49.160 she has unlimited money right kind of incredible because women make less money even with more 1.00

01:48:54.240 opportunity but even in those situations where the guy makes no money a lot of times he comes 1.00

01:48:58.300 from a rich family so she's just waiting for the fucking dad that dies or he gets there you know 0.94

01:49:03.200 what i mean or like they're in a house that like conveniently is his parents house that's like a 0.99

01:49:07.440 10 million dollar house and she's like yeah i make 200 grand a year he makes zero but like yeah we

01:49:11.920 forgot the big line item here which is our house is from his side of the family yeah you guys are 1.00

01:49:18.520 professional grifters and i love it so you know feminism is all bullshit no i mean it's not 0.99

01:49:26.600 bullshit because it's really letting women do whatever we want and have you guys pay for it 1.00

01:49:31.280 i actually think that's a great strategy ladies you basically said you guys are bad people they 1.00

01:49:36.660 believed it and then you say we want to do whatever we want we want you guys to pay for it

01:49:41.180 i don't know where did what's wrong with that i mean outside of morality but that makes perfect

01:49:47.160 okay we're this is i'm just a dark comedian this is all humor yeah you know what the problem is 1.00

01:49:51.380 in america we don't beat the women like bro like what is wrong with you fuckers maybe if you beat 0.99

01:49:56.920 us we'd like like you know maybe maybe we'd like it dude i'm telling you like the men here you guys 0.99

01:50:02.980 you care about like men here you're like oh my god if i save up money i can get like beats by

01:50:06.680 drake beats by husband that's what we gotta endorse i'm just telling you man like every

01:50:13.340 single woman who i've seen get hit stays with her man i know i have never seen a guy beat his wife

01:50:19.420 we love him more and get divorced i've never seen we love him more we're like beat us again

01:50:24.340 the only time he gets divorced is when he stops beating her hold on we gotta do a tweet for

01:50:30.020 twitter and this is in minecraft this is just dark comedy don't worry twitter wait can i get

01:50:36.380 the middle finger is that yeah I'm gonna say I sent shiv to the kitchen 0.99

01:50:43.620 then you gotta tweet me bowing and say you didn't know I am bound no bitch I 1.00

01:50:49.620 ain't doing none of that I sent to the kitchen because your food is dog shit 1.00

01:51:02.560 like it's like dog food you know what i mean no i will say pearl once maybe fried rice and it was 0.99

01:51:08.480 good i can make you lamb today if you want you let me know if you're hungry i got lamb we'll

01:51:13.460 wait for the cruise i got i'm fine let me see what i got because i gotta i gotta de-thaw the

01:51:18.560 meat depending on how many people i have you know what's funny my friend my friend my friends

01:51:23.240 would text me they're like make or make you lamb just don't eat it just to like make or go through

01:51:27.280 all the bullshit I really operated the slot bowls here that's really all I eat 0.72

01:51:41.320 which is like potatoes a vegetable and a meat I mean that's pretty much all I do 0.99

01:51:46.960 so I'm a slot bowl connoisseur slop one boy slot you know let's freaking go let's

01:51:56.260 Let's freaking go.

01:51:58.220 Yeah. 0.71

01:51:58.880 I mean, I'm what we call a mediocre cook, but good enough, right? 1.00

01:52:03.600 Ladies, you don't have to be that good. 1.00

01:52:04.900 You just have to be good enough. 1.00

01:52:06.120 Okay, you want to hear a crazy story?

01:52:07.340 So I was on a date with this girl once who, like, you know, we were hooking up, whatever. 0.83

01:52:11.300 She comes over to my apartment, and she's like, let me make you a grilled cheese sandwich.

01:52:15.320 I can't.

01:52:15.780 I wish, Pearl, I was making this.

01:52:17.520 I wish I was making this story up.

01:52:19.320 She forgot to take the plastic off the cheese.

01:52:22.100 Oh, my gosh.

01:52:23.380 Yeah.

01:52:23.580 and in that moment

01:52:25.320 I went

01:52:25.720 I don't want you to cook

01:52:27.040 I'm just going to door dash

01:52:27.840 like

01:52:28.280 this is why I door dash

01:52:29.940 I'm like

01:52:30.260 I can't 1.00

01:52:30.860 like women are going to 1.00

01:52:31.900 kill their men 1.00

01:52:32.800 yeah I know 1.00

01:52:33.540 and then you know 0.99

01:52:34.040 she's not going to go to jail

01:52:34.960 for that 0.97

01:52:35.460 like if I get cancer

01:52:36.480 10 years later

01:52:37.040 for eating plastic

01:52:37.900 on a cheese

01:52:38.460 nothing will happen

01:52:39.180 nothing will happen

01:52:39.740 nothing will happen

01:52:40.420 yeah

01:52:41.240 look 1.00

01:52:42.460 I might have tripped her 1.00

01:52:43.780 down the stairs 1.00

01:52:44.320 when she was out of my apartment

01:52:45.340 but

01:52:45.760 I mean

01:52:46.800 we're not going to say that out loud

01:52:47.960 obviously 0.99

01:52:48.740 no I'm obviously fucking out 0.89

01:52:49.880 but like dude 0.96

01:52:50.680 it's

01:52:50.980 I couldn't

01:52:51.740 I was like

01:52:52.020 how do you forget

01:52:52.960 to take the plastic off a slice of cheese you don't yeah you think she did it on purpose

01:52:59.360 women hate men that's true that's true did you see her again no no it was cooked after that 1.00

01:53:06.320 there's only one girl in my life that i would see again if she did something that bad and you know 0.96

01:53:10.560 who it is your girlfriend no even her i wouldn't it was remember the one in san diego oh the the

01:53:20.640 super simp moment yeah i've sent i mean i've sent for men i'm not judging that that that would be

01:53:26.700 the only one but something for men works that's what i'm finding out yeah you're a group women

01:53:32.800 and men are not the same if you're a woman simp simp for your guy you gotta simp yeah you gotta 0.97

01:53:38.880 be a super simp yeah 100 i just know that girls are gonna be fucking for this iphone duo that's 0.99

01:53:46.400 all i'm saying so what do you what is so great about it actually because you said i should get 0.99

01:53:51.040 it right yeah because it's a whole whole ipad in your pocket it's a whole ass ipad

01:53:55.820 oh so literally you can obviously it's a phone how much was it two thousand bucks

01:54:03.220 okay someone can someone super chatter i'm just kidding super chatter iphone duo i need to say

01:54:10.260 stripe wait but like look at how nice it is look at the comments on this big ass screen i know it's

01:54:16.160 really nice and don't get me wrong before everyone comments like android had this 10 years ago

01:54:20.100 yeah but she's in multimedia she has a mac it's like she's too deep in the ecosystem so if you're

01:54:25.320 if you're deep in apple's like media ecosystem like me like i run a digital marketing company

01:54:28.980 this is the first time apple did a foldable so you have to do it but i think android phones have

01:54:35.560 better better foldables but you know look i'm watching the stream i'm watching myself

01:54:40.440 How narcissistic of me 1.00

01:54:42.060 But women love narcissists 0.96

01:54:43.680 We love them 0.94

01:54:44.740 Why don't you text my brother

01:54:46.300 Hold on

01:54:46.900 Okay, good

01:54:50.480 You know why I think 1.00

01:54:52.160 Women are going to have 1.00

01:54:52.660 iPhone duos 1.00

01:54:53.280 Because the front phone

01:54:54.240 Will be with their boyfriend

01:54:55.080 And then when they open it

01:54:56.340 It's all their sneaky links

01:54:57.320 Oh

01:54:58.100 It's like

01:54:59.780 I got two

01:55:00.620 Phones

01:55:01.600 You know what I mean

01:55:02.340 That's true

01:55:03.260 Sign in another room

01:55:04.400 I was about to see it

01:55:05.740 By the way

01:55:07.680 Fellas

01:55:08.260 For those who bought

01:55:09.080 The iPhone duo

01:55:09.860 i know it's the most demand it's the most this thing sold out until february okay think about

01:55:14.420 this so i can't even get it if i want it i mean i might have three of them at home but listen

01:55:20.820 if you have the iphone duo think about this when you unpeel that paper and you folded your phone

01:55:26.020 for the first time you got to fold your phone you got to bend your phone for the first time

01:55:32.020 but not your your woman's been bent over but your phone you got to do a brand spanking new 1.00

01:55:39.860 think about that next time you want to simp think about that let's go to the

01:55:44.780 camera over there all right lazy

01:56:09.860 Stop playing on my phone with these fake numbers and voice memos. 0.99

01:56:35.860 The girl called.

01:56:38.840 Oh my god.

01:56:42.960 302.

01:56:44.100 Wait.

01:56:46.280 Where is the 302?

01:56:48.600 Wait.

01:57:05.860 Hi, you're listening to Shannon.

01:57:35.860 oh my god this ninja is gonna keep me up all night not you because he's just coming now I'm like

01:57:46.560 okay it's I'm okay with being up till like 10 is okay but he better come soon

01:58:05.860 okay you want to see this girl going crazy I should have I didn't think about

01:58:23.300 that there's no no no I'm thinking there's no speaker here for that I 0.63

01:58:30.160 wanted to show you a video I'm gonna show it to you because I've already seen 1.00

01:58:34.660 it so this crazy woman on this show the other day female and sufferability so I'm going to show you 1.00

01:58:42.380 a video and then you can give me your thoughts 1.00

01:58:44.600 Oh, no, this is the virtual version.

01:59:14.600 So this is the, here you go, I can hear it.

01:59:41.600 Mm-hmm.

02:00:11.600 it's like simple question can she answer no no of course also if you feel this is too low

02:00:24.940 you're welcome to grab the stool over there okay as long as I want everyone to know I am taller

02:00:29.500 than Pearl so if I look yeah he is I'm taller than her yeah just you know

02:00:41.780 So...

02:00:42.320 What?

02:01:01.820 What?

02:01:05.160 What?

02:01:07.700 What?

02:01:11.420 Something like that.

02:01:15.880 Make sure the audio is up.

02:01:20.580 Here, go ahead, go ahead. 0.99

02:01:22.760 Oh my fucking God. 1.00

02:01:25.140 Talking to the mic. 1.00

02:01:25.980 No, yeah, it's fine.

02:01:27.040 Okay, look.

02:01:28.320 I might stand for this one.

02:01:30.160 Oh, hold on, I have to get in the frame.

02:01:31.460 That's why I was thinking,

02:01:32.300 you might want to get the other chair.

02:01:33.140 It's fine, it's fine.

02:01:34.020 Listen, listen, listen. 1.00

02:01:35.420 Bro, women have it every single which way they want. 1.00

02:01:37.700 If a girl's 18 and wants to marry an 18-year-old guy, 1.00

02:01:40.960 she can do it, okay? 0.94

02:01:42.400 Women want older men, not the other way.

02:01:45.580 Like this idea that men, yeah,

02:01:47.580 do we want like younger women? 0.99

02:01:49.200 Men marry who we can get. 0.99

02:01:50.700 The average man under 35 has not had sex in the last year. 0.58

02:01:54.220 40% of them haven't.

02:01:55.760 And then I think it's like 33% of men

02:01:58.820 30 years old are virgins.

02:02:00.500 Like men, most men in America are not getting women. 0.54

02:02:04.740 So we marry, in theory, who we can marry. 0.87

02:02:07.840 Yeah, who you can, right? 1.00

02:02:09.240 So this idea that women are saying all this crap is such BS, 1.00

02:02:12.980 because when it benefits a woman, 0.99

02:02:14.220 an 18-year-old woman will date a 50-year-old guy

02:02:16.060 when it benefits her,

02:02:17.040 and then gets to claim he's a predator.

02:02:18.840 Yeah, like all those bunnies

02:02:21.060 after the Hugh Hefner stuff that are coming out.

02:02:23.920 Crazy. 0.98

02:02:24.220 I'm like, you guys are diabolical. 1.00

02:02:26.080 Yeah, diabolical. 0.99

02:02:26.520 Just take the L.

02:02:28.080 You guys hooked out. 0.74

02:02:29.380 They can't do it.

02:02:29.940 You had to bang some saggy ball.

02:02:31.720 It just is what it is.

02:02:33.040 I'm not even judging you. 0.60

02:02:34.140 but think about this they'll do that for just vibes like every girl has done that just for a 0.87

02:02:39.100 crunch wrap supreme imagine for a guy who actually like paid your bills man it's insane you know

02:02:45.620 it's funny i know a sugar daddy not for me yeah but but he can't even pay women to be consistent

02:02:52.700 like he gets grossed they can't even like the sugar daddies can't even pay women to stick around 0.99

02:02:57.660 yeah great that's going back legalized prostitution imagine if these sugar babies are gonna like 0.67

02:03:04.460 they're gonna act right because they know if he gets pissed eventually he's just gonna go to the 1.00

02:03:08.580 brothel think about it she thinks that's like so crazy 22 year old woman to a 32 year old man 0.99

02:03:22.560 she's fucked older 1.00

02:03:25.720 oh this girl is calling me back 1.00

02:03:29.100 oh wait could they okay hold on guys someone's texting from the

02:03:51.700 hold it a little all right guys so somebody is texting me from that I called earlier using the

02:04:00.980 word fumble and king and even calling someone you didn't know was even breathing before meeting a 0.99

02:04:07.320 guy is immature and so white trash at such a big girl age what are you desperate you put that 0.99

02:04:14.340 weirdo ass life genuine question I don't care to know the answer but I just wanted to point it out 1.00

02:04:19.880 So maybe you'd reflect a little if you're talking to someone romantically and he has you thinking about me enough to put my number 0.93

02:04:26.120 Oh, she thinks I'm the new girl

02:04:28.120 Um, try visiting a professional and working. Okay. Very odd. I hope you and him get the help he needs. I'm gonna call her

02:04:33.720 funny thing is the women love this they love the drama 1.00

02:04:52.300 like this is gonna make their days 1.00

02:05:03.720 Jenna, I got your message and it's really made me self-reflect and realize that women

02:05:29.340 do hurt women because the things you said were just so hurtful that I might cry myself to sleep

02:05:35.840 and I talked to my therapist about it and my therapist said it was your fault not my fault

02:05:41.080 but your fault you know I was just trying to stand up for a king a king a true a real ninja

02:05:47.880 and I know you broke his heart and it's just crazy that you would you know fumble such a great man

02:05:58.100 and it's like i'm trying to gluck gluck out here and he's just still you know brokenhearted over

02:06:04.340 you and now you're sending me essays and you won't even talk to me on the phone it's like and then 0.50

02:06:11.700 saying that i should be ashamed that's crazy crazy she sends essays because as a joke she wishes she 0.52

02:06:20.720 that's true so um maybe i just needed closure um but i'm being emotionally abused by you

02:06:32.960 so um i mean did you have anything we're the victims here

02:06:39.600 i really am the victim so she just i just know she's fat you know what i mean 0.71

02:06:45.440 Yeah, I hope you get 0.98

02:06:47.780 Ozumpic. I'll see ya.

02:06:49.500 I hope you get a message to you.

02:06:54.200 Oh my god! 0.98

02:06:55.100 I hate them, bro. I hate American women. 1.00

02:06:58.560 If I got a message 1.00

02:06:59.940 like that, I would be laughing.

02:07:01.440 They have no sense of humor.

02:07:04.960 The only thing that's 1.00

02:07:05.820 funny is when they're a single mom. 1.00

02:07:07.460 That's fucking hilarious, you know? 1.00

02:07:09.180 Let's see. 0.99

02:07:09.840 Let's freaking go.

02:07:13.080 Send 0.98

02:07:13.680 Send me your ex's numbers.

02:07:17.240 I'm calling them now.

02:07:20.680 I don't see if I get anyone else.

02:07:40.240 you know it's just crazy because i was giving her a chance to explain her side of the story 1.00

02:07:52.360 women they never appreciate you

02:07:55.680 it's like every isn't it crazy that like i think something like hundreds of millions of men have 0.99

02:08:03.200 died because of religious differences every religion agrees that women should be

02:08:06.920 who else can we call to like to mess it up tonight do you have an ex do you want me to

02:08:20.520 the problem is is like all my exes like they want me back so then it'd be a great call

02:08:28.440 it could be a good call are we gonna get are you gonna give me let me see 0.99

02:08:36.920 women just never love when you're having fun they never love when you're having fun you'll 1.00

02:08:56.700 have a great time and a woman will just find a way to ruin it you know okay i actually do 1.00

02:09:01.000 I have a number. So one of my friends, by the way, this is a Giga Chad, multi-millionaire, 0.57

02:09:05.840 bodybuilder, has eight kids, and his first wife divorced him, and he was so smart, he

02:09:10.700 figured out a way for her. He outsmarted her in divorce, so she got nothing.

02:09:14.640 Okay, what's her name?

02:09:15.880 I don't know her name, but I know his name. His name is Mike.

02:09:18.800 Well, do you have a number?

02:09:19.600 Yeah.

02:09:19.940 Okay.

02:09:21.860 Okay.

02:09:27.320 His name is Mike, so I'll see.

02:09:28.900 and you don't know her name

02:09:31.860 I don't know her name

02:09:32.680 I'll just say hey girl

02:09:35.220 he actually now has two wives

02:09:37.280 a Russian and like an American

02:09:38.660 oh this is Mike

02:09:39.800 I'll chime in on this too

02:09:42.560 your call has been forwarded

02:09:53.200 to an automatic

02:09:53.960 one more?

02:09:54.780 we'll call her ten times

02:09:56.380 I don't know

02:09:57.700 this phone

02:09:58.120 this is my friend this phone's dead half the time so i don't really care like if they have this number

02:10:04.680 because it's like always dead

02:10:11.160 your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message

02:10:14.920 the women you are 0.72

02:10:28.120 how does it feel that you left a perfect giga chad man mike and like he now has like two wives

02:10:37.340 a russian one and like a little teeny bopper and he has eight kids and you're just like

02:10:41.880 by yourself and no money he did better he did better twice not once but twice can you imagine

02:10:48.880 he not only did like that's embarrassing embarrassing 0.98

02:10:53.540 these women are these women are gonna kill me 1.00

02:11:00.140 any other bitches all right let's see what we got 1.00

02:11:12.240 let's see what we got 1.00

02:11:15.800 oh i said who is

02:11:19.920 don't worry

02:11:21.760 Elijah

02:11:29.320 calling him back

02:11:30.820 yo what up

02:11:34.520 no joke

02:11:36.440 I don't know if someone died on the freeway

02:11:40.060 but it's coming down to

02:11:41.980 one lane

02:11:42.800 to one lane on the highway

02:11:45.960 and it's like

02:11:47.500 what is it well this is 11 minutes and we'll be out of this but it's it's like oh it's a bad

02:11:53.080 ride huh what is this what like they set up construction but like there's no way this

02:11:59.660 is the cause of unrest because we were backed up for like two miles three miles who's that

02:12:04.940 yeah but that's my that's my producer that's my that's my that's all my good friends producer

02:12:11.640 i'm an engineer yeah he's at my house he's helped me while i'm injured

02:12:18.140 i can't drive oh okay i can't drive oh man yeah chauffeur duty he's my chauffeur okay well how

02:12:27.840 how far are you um this is kurt says 8 16. is it a little high but i am ready i got a banjo

02:12:37.520 and i'm gonna play i want to start by i just found out that apparently that girl that was on our

02:12:44.300 panel um apparently she uh had sex with her father and especially if she's daddy pills

02:12:54.940 what i don't know what's true so i want to call her on show now if you're on stream dude i'm just 0.79

02:13:01.340 you know what you're on stream so don't i don't know what you're talking about but you're on stream

02:13:08.380 um that's fine i want to say because i i just wanted to know because she was like oh i want to

02:13:15.980 come over your house sorry i'm like getting car sick because we are we're down i'm not allowed

02:13:20.780 to drive because i'm getting like i'm like narcolepsy sleeping because like i can't sleep

02:13:27.740 from both the medication and the infection and so then i'm like randomly just like sleeping

02:13:32.220 throughout the day so they're not letting me drive right now until i get through the infection okay

02:13:37.820 i will say shout out to the indians for giving it to me um because they said that they're

02:13:45.100 they're convinced that i went to a third world country because this bacteria isn't made to the

02:13:49.100 Okay, well, just text me when you get here, okay?

02:13:56.100 I want to stream with the people.

02:14:00.100 Okay, well, hurry up. 1.00

02:14:03.100 Well, the blacks have shut down the highway. 1.00

02:14:06.100 Okay. 1.00

02:14:07.100 All right, I'll talk to you later, okay? 1.00

02:14:09.100 We're prank calling bitches, so. 1.00

02:14:11.100 Okay. 1.00

02:14:12.100 Oh, I have some bitches. 1.00

02:14:13.100 I need a prank call. 1.00

02:14:14.100 Thank you.

02:14:15.100 Okay, all right, bye.

02:14:16.100 okay four one four eight zero oh I can't say this out loud the rest all right we

02:14:24.440 got another your call has been forwarded to an automated voice teaching system

02:14:30.940 four eight zero

02:14:40.860 at the tone please record your message when you finish recording you may hang

02:14:45.220 up or press one for more options abby abby abby abby abby abby i can't believe you cheated

02:14:59.060 on mr keisha in a gang bang a gang how could you do such a thing

02:15:06.820 it's just you know that's that's what we call diabolical you didn't have to do all that you

02:15:15.820 know what I mean also falsely accusing a guy of abuse I mean that's cooked right that's good you

02:15:24.360 don't got to do all that robbing you know it's just you had a good man that loved you and you

02:15:35.600 decided to gang bang instead you know this women for you you could have been

02:15:39.980 in love holding hands and she said no ninja I'm gang banging so you know I

02:15:47.120 hope I would say I wish you well but I wish you the worst you know we gotta

02:15:52.520 stop wishing people the best I wish you the worst I hope it goes terrible I love

02:15:58.820 you I'll see you later bye that's what I mean guys if I had a live stream camera

02:16:06.080 right now we would be out and about in Dallas like I would take it and we would

02:16:09.560 go out is it a waste of time I don't know incredible

02:16:28.820 I know, I know, look it, justpearlythings.com slash donate, justpearlythings.com slash donate.

02:16:41.620 see it's saying

02:16:49.660 it needs some authenticator

02:16:51.080 is it this one?

02:16:58.740 this one

02:16:59.620 it says

02:17:04.960 I want to read if there's super shots

02:17:06.660 on the stripe

02:17:07.240 Thank you. 0.93

02:17:37.240 Let me see if anybody else sent me their women. 1.00

02:17:42.160 Tell her she's not better than you. 0.80

02:17:48.840 All right, let's see. 0.98

02:17:50.040 Any exes? 0.91

02:17:50.780 Anyone else send me their exes?

02:18:07.240 Let's see what we've got here.

02:18:18.680 Request, if anyone send.

02:18:22.480 Go on Twitter, pearlythings with a Z, pearlythings with a Z.

02:18:30.000 you know what here I actually want to do a whiteboard video so I'll be right back guys hold on

02:19:00.000 Thank you.

02:19:30.000 Thank you.

02:20:00.000 Okay. Can you guys hear me? Hear me in the chat, one in the chat.

02:20:19.000 Can you tell me if the audio is working? Otherwise I'll troubleshoot.

02:20:30.000 they can hear me okay cool all right what up guys welcome to another episode of pearl talks 0.80

02:20:45.540 about why women are terrible so on this channel we really focus on women being awful we focus on 0.98

02:20:52.260 generalizations and really why women are ruining society. So in around 1960 the 0.88

02:21:00.080 government decided to give women credit cards and this wouldn't really be a

02:21:03.540 problem if women could pay back the credit cards but unfortunately they gave 1.00

02:21:08.700 women the opportunity to take out money they don't have and women just keep 1.00

02:21:12.120 spending money that they don't have in society. So now when women make 80% of 1.00

02:21:20.280 consumer buying decisions. So that's a lot of power to have over the way the 1.00

02:21:24.300 government and everything goes. Women also have the majority of voting power. 1.00

02:21:27.720 So everyone's catering to what women want. So unfortunately we have this 1.00

02:21:32.340 upside-down world. So imagine, so I have something called the hierarchy of hard

02:21:37.860 jobs, right? Like this.

02:21:50.280 Now, at the bottom, now these are the easiest jobs and these are the hardest jobs.

02:21:58.340 Now what makes a job difficult, it goes higher if people die if you mess up, right?

02:22:08.080 So if you're a pilot, that's pretty hard, and it's not necessarily because it's always

02:22:12.920 hard to fly a plane, like some of them do fly themselves, but if you make a mistake,

02:22:19.840 dead everyone else is dead and they hate you right so that's that's a pretty bad big risk um

02:22:26.240 people die if you die right so if you're on an oil rig there's an oil rig in

02:22:30.800 alaska or something where everyone died on the oil rig like it sunk and everybody's dead now

02:22:37.520 um you could lose limbs right

02:22:40.400 A high IQ job. So for example, maybe a job where a lot of people benefit, where if you succeed,

02:22:51.900 you cure cancer or something. I don't know, research, whatever. So at the bottom, I would

02:22:57.040 like to put is my job, a podcaster, a YouTuber, entertainment. So this is entertainment.

02:23:02.860 we are the losers of society that people don't treat like losers and i don't mean this to be

02:23:15.380 mean i love entertainment i love my job but if your if your job is like professional dog walking

02:23:21.460 let's not pretend you're changing lives you could love it you can make a lot of money on it

02:23:26.100 but i mean dogs can walk themselves do you know what i mean like they could they'd be out in the

02:23:30.580 forest doing their own thing you're not and that's kind of entertainment right then above 0.99

02:23:35.820 entertainment I would say is people making money off of women's stupidity right people making money 0.99

02:23:45.340 off women and women being dumb so now there's all these industries basically funded like these are 1.00

02:23:57.360 cleaners because women are too lazy to clean dog walkers project managers where they need to make 0.99

02:24:04.240 women feel better but ultimately in this category they're people that there's no really i mean if 0.85

02:24:12.240 if they make a mistake like i can't really get fired i guess i can get canceled and kicked off 0.55

02:24:17.080 platform so maybe i mean it's it's not that important where you are in the hierarchy like

02:24:22.860 is it that important is human resources above or below me it doesn't really matter but you guys

02:24:27.340 get the point here you get fired and you don't make a lot of money so you're like you know making 0.84

02:24:33.880 normal money whatever so this is like waitresses women are too lazy to cook so now there's a whole 1.00

02:24:38.720 like waitress economy then there's I don't know what are we going to put people that 1.00

02:24:46.720 necessary

02:24:50.560 but no one

02:24:55.040 dies.

02:24:59.460 So

02:25:00.100 these jobs are jobs that are

02:25:02.840 like necessary for society. Maybe

02:25:04.600 a teacher, a nurse. 1.00

02:25:07.520 I guess nurses, they can

02:25:08.880 die, but it's not, I mean,

02:25:11.900 you guys know what I'm

02:25:12.980 saying. Like the jobs here are

02:25:14.880 jobs that are necessary but nobody dies from so okay then the next one is if you

02:25:20.320 mess up it's embarrassing and you lose a lot of money lose money plus

02:25:26.820 embarrassing plus need to be high IQ need to be smart I don't know I'm

02:25:40.860 i'm thinking ceo but maybe they should be higher but basically then we have jobs like if you mess

02:25:48.300 up people die um so i guess jobs people you mess up people lose money if you mess up people die

02:26:00.700 that are not you so maybe like are not you you mess up everyone dies I don't

02:26:17.140 know maybe the president at the top because that's like a 50% die rate or I

02:26:21.460 forgot what it is it's high though okay whatever so neither here nor there this

02:26:26.680 is kind of spitballed but i just want to we're in a society where we prop up unfortunately losers

02:26:33.080 right in another world shiv would be an indian curing cancer right now hold on hold on go um 0.84

02:26:42.840 yeah here we go shiv will give you the cameras there shiv would be curing cancer i would but

02:26:47.880 instead he's with me and um i don't know maybe you're here we're in drip trying to be a rapper

02:26:52.840 yeah and you're in what the people making money off of women you make money

02:26:57.880 off of women yeah so there you go so maybe you're here maybe he's here he's

02:27:04.120 here right necessary but no one like if you mess up no one dies right yeah right

02:27:09.280 I mean I don't really know what he does but I'm just saying but in another world

02:27:13.540 right Shiv would actually be there would be an incentive structure where he would 0.98

02:27:18.460 be paid handsomely to cure cancer you know he's indian right so he'd be doing research in a lab 0.97

02:27:25.340 he'd be curing cancer but war in hell on earth yes by the way nothing is more unappealing to a woman 0.98

02:27:33.420 but a man who makes a societal difference yeah and that's the thing so the things people want

02:27:38.540 which is love right love and sex money and popularity it's usually those three things

02:27:47.260 that people want all of them are given to the lowest people in society and so here's the issue

02:27:53.980 we have mostly women don't know that we're losers i mean that right a lot of women they're they're

02:28:01.900 here right but society gives all the love money and popularity to the people down here and so

02:28:08.780 women don't know that we're losers yeah so I mean that's really the the issue we have here

02:28:26.300 oh they said very entertaining thank you thank you

02:28:34.140 so I mean that's really what's going on

02:28:37.020 that's really what's going on in society yes hold on my brother texted me

02:28:44.380 um

02:28:55.020 huh

02:29:06.140 But yeah, that's really what's going on in society.

02:29:19.900 Do you have anything you want to give a whiteboard on, since you're here?

02:29:34.620 So, you know, if you want me to talk, you just, you just click, you click number three and four.

02:29:40.120 Cool.

02:29:40.680 Yeah, three. 0.98

02:29:41.500 Let's do it.

02:29:42.760 All right.

02:29:43.120 Feel free.

02:29:43.800 You have to wipe off the board unless you want.

02:29:46.940 Oh, I just used the spray behind you.

02:29:49.260 Okay.

02:29:51.800 Let's do this.

02:29:53.180 Wow.

02:29:53.440 My first educational YouTube video.

02:29:58.040 Look at that.

02:29:59.400 Yeah, go ahead.

02:30:00.560 You might as well.

02:30:01.500 You can clip this when you leave.

02:30:02.820 Cool.

02:30:03.540 Let's do it.

02:30:04.100 put it on whatever 1.00

02:30:09.620 so i'll first rant about women but what i'm really good at is teaching us how to make money

02:30:15.860 but here's the thing i think you guys have any money but like it's not going to change the fact

02:30:20.580 of you know they're still going to deal with disagreeable women so you might as well start

02:30:23.540 with yeah because if they make money then a woman will steal it correct that's the thing you have 0.97

02:30:27.940 to be based first then make money second yeah thank god this is why i will say i feel bad for 0.99

02:30:33.940 white guys because like if a white guy because like white guys get sex a little bit easier than 0.97

02:30:38.820 like the asians so for me thank god when i was like 20. girl because i was making 350k or 21 22. 0.94

02:30:46.900 thank god though like at that time my girls were just like yeah he's indian like i didn't have i

02:30:51.700 i didn't like build the base or whatever so um i got to keep my money but if i was a white guy at

02:30:57.780 21 oh i would have i probably have like 30 grand on the child support by the way you know because 0.63

02:31:02.500 so because they just get their girlfriends out of college like the women always there's always a

02:31:06.500 woman that'll do it so they they get handed a bit so i think it's better to kind of get whatever you

02:31:11.220 want to call red pill black pill first and then make your money so um but basically here's kind 0.95

02:31:19.220 of the fundamental problem so let me kind of every everything that uh women in the west 1.00

02:31:25.620 this is how you want to deal with uh decision making so we're going to draw like a business 1.00

02:31:29.060 2.0 graph right so let's take abortion right so let's say like for example so

02:31:33.560 let's say she aborts the kid right oh man keeps the kids could go either way

02:31:43.220 right but then here we're gonna put what happens to the man so if she aborts the

02:31:54.540 kid, the man, right?

02:31:56.040 So what are the outcomes?

02:31:57.480 So let's say the man wanted the kid.

02:31:59.440 So if he wanted the kid, he's devastated, right?

02:32:04.560 He also has no say.

02:32:09.160 Let's say he did not want the kid, right?

02:32:13.480 Oh, sorry.

02:32:14.280 So if he wants the kid, he's devastated, has no say.

02:32:18.600 Let's say he did not want the kid.

02:32:20.860 Forced, by law, for child support.

02:32:29.260 And I think they even give alimony on this now,

02:32:32.740 like for her, right?

02:32:35.380 So forced, by law, and basically told by society,

02:32:41.100 by the way.

02:32:42.100 That they're bad guys.

02:32:43.260 They're deadbeat.

02:32:44.020 Yeah.

02:32:45.400 Right?

02:32:46.400 Because he didn't want the kid. 1.00

02:32:47.680 Now let's do women. 1.00

02:32:49.120 Now she aborts. 1.00

02:32:50.080 Let's say she actually wants a kid, but she abhors because all of her girlfriends told her or what have you. 0.99

02:32:59.680 She, 10 years from now, gets a podcast deal, right? 1.00

02:33:04.520 She can make a brand off of abortion. 0.99

02:33:08.260 This week I reacted to a woman vlog. 1.00

02:33:10.420 She has to wear a fake cross necklace. 1.00

02:33:12.900 Vlog. 0.93

02:33:14.040 Necklace.

02:33:15.800 And preach about God. 0.99

02:33:17.400 now that's it let's say that's the case now let's say she's a woman and she did not she she wanted 1.00

02:33:24.920 to have sex with a guy but she didn't want the kid um she can abort right she can abort pretty 1.00

02:33:30.660 much in every state because every state has exceptions right so she can claim one of the 1.00

02:33:35.260 exceptions i know a girl that just got an abortion here yeah and this is it's illegal you always get 1.00

02:33:39.940 one of your women no matter what state you're in now let's say she's a woman um so this is if she 1.00

02:33:45.160 if she let's say she wanted the kid but somehow afford it now she didn't want the kid um she's 1.00

02:33:50.440 an independent boss bitch who needs needs no man aka she is empowered 1.00

02:34:04.280 now let's say a woman wants to keep the kid right oh I guess okay this is all wrong this 1.00

02:34:16.700 should kind of go up here but more importantly she gets money from the man so oh is it not open

02:34:27.080 Oh, I thought it was.

02:34:29.080 The point is, I think everyone is going to go on with this, that the woman has all these options, but the man has actually four to five.

02:34:45.080 Sorry, I thought it was open.

02:34:47.080 Hi, Mommy, it's been late.

02:34:49.080 How's it going?

02:34:51.080 Good to meet you.

02:34:52.080 Hi, nice to meet you.

02:34:53.080 Oh, thanks for bringing this stuff.

02:34:55.080 Party favors?

02:34:56.080 here we go come on up here by the way i actually share my uh in my bag 1.00

02:35:03.200 okay here i'll give you a i'm going to turn on your mic i've seen women try to baby trap men 1.00

02:35:12.080 so when a woman baby traps a man that's totally legal yeah so that's my little whiteboard first

02:35:17.600 how'd it go oh that's sad probably mine by the way I guess my mic's not working 0.96

02:35:31.700 oh it's not it did it not work the whole time I think the whole time it didn't work

02:35:35.060 No! What the hell?

02:35:37.060 No! 0.99

02:35:38.060 What the hell? Um, hold on. 0.97

02:35:40.060 No!

02:35:43.060 Uh, go on to it.

02:35:45.060 Can you guys see me now?

02:35:47.060 Let me see these. 0.98

02:35:51.060 What the heck? 0.92

02:35:53.060 Here, take mine. 0.97

02:35:55.060 Okay.

02:35:57.060 Alright, cool.

02:35:59.060 Alright.

02:36:01.060 I'm stealing. That is hilarious.

02:36:03.060 Hilarious. That is freaking hilarious.

02:36:09.200 I think we got it.

02:36:15.160 Oh, look at that.

02:36:18.740 That works really well.

02:36:20.080 Incredible. 1.00

02:36:20.940 Are you really Indian? 1.00

02:36:22.680 Barely. 1.00

02:36:23.980 Are you ramen, though?

02:36:24.960 I'm ramen.

02:36:26.020 Oh, I think it just turned into people that I know.

02:36:30.680 Technically.

02:36:31.000 I think it.

02:36:31.840 I'm 76% argument.

02:36:33.000 It says they're charged.

02:36:34.000 I think it's charged.

02:36:35.120 You guys got me sick, Joe. 1.00

02:36:37.120 Try your ass. 1.00

02:36:37.960 I mean, I'm not contagious, but. 1.00

02:36:38.800 This should work, this should work.

02:36:40.160 Oh, we probably did.

02:36:41.080 There you go. 0.97

02:36:41.920 I didn't realize that this is like Little India out here. 1.00

02:36:44.180 I got a flesh eating bacterial blood infection 1.00

02:36:47.220 from my ankles, an ankle biter, and he goes, 1.00

02:36:50.860 have you been, so you look at me, he's like, 0.62

02:36:53.580 he's like, so you've been celibate?

02:36:55.720 And I was like, what, is it an STD?

02:36:57.280 He's like, no, this is a blood infection.

02:36:59.220 like you where were you exposed blood to in a third world country and i go he's like you uh

02:37:04.540 take any uh not excursions to thailand i'm like first of all if you're asking me if i've had sex

02:37:11.360 with lady boys the answer is not yet but but the the truth is is uh no dude yeah i was like i've 0.98

02:37:18.320 been here and he's like so you didn't uh go to any third world countries and i'm like damn my

02:37:23.640 doctor's burning me like assuming by looking at me that i just was with lady boys like that's 0.95

02:37:29.100 socks right yeah he's a fat little filipino guy then i'm like well what is he's like oh it's like 0.95

02:37:35.180 we don't have the bacteria here it's from another country obviously now i know why you guys enslave 0.89

02:37:40.540 your own people they they deserve it i can't be i can't be honest you know what's missing in america

02:37:44.700 i think we need a caste system here we do have a caste system here it's whites and everybody else

02:37:49.100 but yes but no but even within the whites right because like there's like because like there's

02:37:53.580 whites and then there's like the simps well i just have to say i we are better than everybody 0.99

02:38:00.060 else yes but but it's also like these are we have a caste system and the indians that come here are 0.99

02:38:06.780 so dumb because i people don't get it it's like yeah like oh accept him i'm like bro they they 1.00

02:38:14.060 came here to escape the caste system to be the top and then they are all just insufferable 0.99

02:38:19.980 yeah well look but I got this mine well I don't think that'll work with this one

02:38:24.360 this is wireless oh well I got an idea I got a USB sure mic that plugs right in

02:38:30.060 too there we go look at that look I bring options look I even brought a white

02:38:35.700 mic we have three that usually work for this isn't turned on I don't want it

02:38:40.220 ooh I will run it where's your which computer is it let me put this in here

02:38:45.900 Yeah, do you have that USB-C?

02:38:47.900 Yeah, you do right there.

02:38:49.660 I can move, here.

02:38:51.980 I said, ooh, girl.

02:39:01.320 Why is this not turning on?

02:39:09.320 It's plugged in, so why would it not turn on?

02:39:12.720 Sorry, my mic was where it shouldn't be.

02:39:15.060 What?

02:39:15.900 I'm putting my mic, my big, fat, white mic.

02:39:18.660 So where would you put that in?

02:39:19.740 It's being my BWC.

02:39:21.020 Is this this computer?

02:39:22.300 Barefoot has connected.

02:39:23.460 Is this, is this like, what's the computer?

02:39:25.660 That, that's, that's, is that?

02:39:27.640 Oh, it's the Mac right there, that's what it is.

02:39:30.320 Gotcha.

02:39:31.940 Dun, dun, dun, dun.

02:39:33.600 Oh yeah, here it is.

02:39:35.180 Perfect.

02:39:37.360 I said, ooh, girl.

02:39:43.440 Oh, you did that mouse, huh?

02:39:45.740 Yeah, I don't want this.

02:39:47.260 Give me one second.

02:39:48.160 Oh, what is this on?

02:39:48.880 Wait, wait, wait.

02:39:50.020 I don't know.

02:39:51.200 Oh.

02:39:51.680 I mean, we could just...

02:39:52.360 No, this is good.

02:39:53.060 It's wireless.

02:39:53.820 It's wireless.

02:39:54.420 We could just share it with you.

02:39:55.340 No, no, we're good.

02:39:56.960 Sometimes?

02:39:57.620 Okay.

02:39:59.780 Okay, it's getting enough power, yeah.

02:40:03.480 Give me a second.

02:40:04.380 Okay, so now we're getting this microphone.

02:40:06.260 I'm Shiv, by the way.

02:40:07.100 It's me.

02:40:07.420 No.

02:40:08.020 Shiv, like a prison knife.

02:40:08.920 Shiv? 0.82

02:40:09.680 Yep.

02:40:10.520 Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

02:40:12.020 It's turning on the third mic.

02:40:13.380 Yay.

02:40:13.620 I'm a liar, and I never felt this way before, I swear this is true.

02:40:26.580 Well, wait, where are they plugged into?

02:40:28.700 Where are you plugging the mics into?

02:40:31.000 Do you also play piano, Elijah?

02:40:34.040 Why?

02:40:35.260 Check, check, check.

02:40:36.040 I can't put it back.

02:40:38.520 That's thing.

02:40:39.720 It's like everyone I play.

02:40:40.800 Yeah, I play piano.

02:40:41.480 I did lessons for two years.

02:40:42.740 Oh, they're in the ATEM mixer?

02:40:44.740 Yeah.

02:40:46.320 I ordered a...

02:40:47.120 That's what I'm saying.

02:40:47.900 We're on the wireless one.

02:40:49.400 Oh, I had to play sports.

02:40:50.720 So I think we can just share the one with the mom. 1.00

02:40:53.980 I will say piano is the worst instrument, though, for, like, women, 1.00

02:40:56.840 because, like, by the time they already get back to your place, 1.00

02:40:58.720 you don't need to...

02:40:59.420 You know what I mean?

02:40:59.780 Like, at least a guitar you can bring with you.

02:41:02.320 So right now, this is working.

02:41:04.940 I know, but I can fix that, too, because I can also...

02:41:06.860 I could come in as a guest on your stream

02:41:08.840 and plug in that mic on my laptop, and it would work as well.

02:41:11.400 Yeah, yeah.

02:41:12.080 Very nice.

02:41:12.400 Do they have the craziest ones on there?

02:41:13.720 I have ones where it's just like a little puck

02:41:15.800 with a camera that projects the keyboard.

02:41:18.340 Yeah, it's...

02:41:19.420 No, I'm just going to put my laptop right there

02:41:21.080 with the mic as a guest

02:41:22.080 because it'll work as a microphone.

02:41:23.820 And it was about the size of my elbow.

02:41:26.500 Yeah.

02:41:29.580 Dude, look at a swollen...

02:41:32.080 Dude, it looks worse than you did earlier.

02:41:33.620 Look at a swollen left foot.

02:41:35.640 Dude, that's crazy.

02:41:37.340 I have to cut my socks open like a hero.

02:41:40.560 Are you tough enough and brave enough to just take an exacto blade and make a split and see what happens?

02:41:46.360 By the way, literally... 0.91

02:41:47.840 How many women cut themselves? 1.00

02:41:49.220 What?

02:41:50.420 I'll get to know you on stream because our lives are public whether you like it or not, right?

02:41:54.740 Did you have sex with her at some point or how do you know her? 0.55

02:41:58.600 No, no, no. 0.75

02:42:00.580 I'm just like a business guy.

02:42:03.140 You're what?

02:42:04.360 I'm just like a business guy.

02:42:05.840 I'm just good at making money.

02:42:07.380 dude i need your help because uh there's a bunch of people working together to help me not make

02:42:13.400 money oh yeah and i have we're gonna have to do something simple like according to the usa today

02:42:22.340 they said no wait the daily mail said my solution is to kill them which wasn't my solution but i've 0.53

02:42:30.880 heard lindsey clancy it worked for her she's not a parent anymore but that's not a wise thing to do 0.83

02:42:36.280 So, I wouldn't do that.

02:42:38.320 Oh, yay, I got it.

02:42:39.460 My third mic.

02:42:40.180 Yay.

02:42:41.560 Yay.

02:42:42.660 Sorry, three.

02:42:45.380 Mm-hmm.

02:42:47.100 I'm going to take this.

02:42:48.560 Because I'm going to just.

02:42:50.040 Yay.

02:42:50.960 Can you send me an invite real fast?

02:42:52.420 For what?

02:42:53.020 Just text me an invite.

02:42:55.300 I'm just going to set this up so we have an extra.

02:42:57.580 I'll mute it.

02:42:58.160 But this is kind of good just to have.

02:42:59.920 Yeah, yeah.

02:43:00.320 It's good aura.

02:43:00.960 It's good aura.

02:43:02.220 I have that same mic at home, but mine's orange because it's my favorite color.

02:43:06.280 Okay. 0.97

02:43:08.460 Um, are you, like, mean or just a city boy, or are you gay? 0.79

02:43:13.220 I'm not gay. 0.88

02:43:14.260 Okay, cool.

02:43:14.800 But can I be honest?

02:43:16.640 Can I be honest?

02:43:17.040 I'd be so much richer if I was. 0.98

02:43:18.700 Because, dude, I'd be married to, like, Sam Altman or some shit, right? 0.94

02:43:21.060 I'm in, like, San Francisco. 0.99

02:43:22.260 We can be gay when we want to.

02:43:23.680 Yeah, but no, no. 0.98

02:43:25.760 Just two straight guys. 0.98

02:43:27.400 I think he's gay enough to think about it. 1.00

02:43:28.980 No. 0.92

02:43:29.440 Just two straight guys being straight and everything.

02:43:32.480 Can you be honest?

02:43:33.180 Should we start in the kitchen? 1.00

02:43:34.960 I was going to say, I think a fucking American woman's already gay 1.00

02:43:37.500 because they're, like, spiritually transgender. 1.00

02:43:39.760 No. 1.00

02:43:39.960 These women are so masculine. 1.00

02:43:41.240 They're so, like, they're like chicks with dicks. 1.00

02:43:42.740 You know what I mean? 1.00

02:43:43.760 So I think, like, any American man having sex with a American woman. 0.93

02:43:45.820 You're not allowed to say that. 0.99

02:43:46.680 If you're not, like, importing, like, a woman.

02:43:49.340 You're not allowed to say that about our people. 1.00

02:43:51.620 No, I like, dude, listen, at least American guys invented shit. 1.00

02:43:54.980 Do you want to start with a shot? 1.00

02:43:55.700 Yeah, let's take a shot.

02:43:56.700 No, no, I, I, I.

02:43:58.000 Go on your antibiotics or whatever you can.

02:43:59.760 No, I just don't drink.

02:44:00.800 It's like a good one.

02:44:01.600 Wow.

02:44:03.100 But there's an exception to every rule.

02:44:04.440 like a little shot of whiskey or something like a tiny one like a baby shot no no no no all right

02:44:09.320 no like you're not drinking no i don't drink um all right but what i well we could do percocet

02:44:23.080 what the i've never taken a painkiller is that cool no we're not doing that on here

02:44:27.000 i mean um i'll only do percocet if i get a styrofoam cup with some scissor no no i don't

02:44:31.960 And then be freestyle rap, you know what I mean?

02:44:33.580 I've never done it, it's not something...

02:44:35.020 No, I've never...

02:44:35.620 No, I...

02:44:36.280 It's my line, I love the drums.

02:44:37.360 I actually opt out of...

02:44:38.840 I actually opt out of the Percocets,

02:44:41.140 and I'll just...

02:44:41.860 I just go in and get morphine if I need it.

02:44:43.620 No.

02:44:44.100 Because I don't want to...

02:44:45.900 Dude, the last thing you need when you're...

02:44:47.980 The last thing you need is when you're, like, down in the dumps,

02:44:50.400 and then someone hands you a bottle of Percocet.

02:44:52.380 You don't want that.

02:44:53.320 Wait, that's a thing they do here?

02:44:55.960 Yeah, dude, when you have... 1.00

02:44:57.220 When you have Indians invading your veins. 0.99

02:45:01.960 indians invading your veins no so you sound very american but why i think i'd rather be

02:45:08.500 if i was brahmin i'd rather just be in india because all indians are equal to us here

02:45:13.380 yeah but like don't don't you think it's like kind of a power trip that we're like all your

02:45:19.580 landlords and shit you know no but also i was gonna say that's also to tell people so i know 0.55

02:45:25.000 they always do this but i am a little bit delirious and loopy because i'm like slopped up on a 0.98

02:45:30.620 cocktail of medication that like I'm not even in it's been four weeks since I've

02:45:35.060 like had like like a normal night sleep meaning three nights in the last four

02:45:39.840 weeks I had like 14 hours which is like not normal either barefoot running what 1.00

02:45:49.460 are we Indian that's like Indians go barefoot for a long distance they're 0.80

02:45:55.300 kind of I would recommend, but for a short distance it's okay. 0.98

02:46:02.300 Wait, is that like a Mac with Neo?

02:46:08.300 What? Is that a Mac with Neo?

02:46:11.300 Yeah, so I have like my Mac at home that I use, and then this is like, I don't even know

02:46:22.300 This is like the cheapest thing I could find.

02:46:24.640 Yeah, yeah, it's like 600 bucks, yeah.

02:46:26.240 I think I got it for cheaper. 0.99

02:46:27.760 Damn. 0.98

02:46:28.660 I think I got it for like $479. 1.00

02:46:29.800 Yeah, yeah, damn. 0.98

02:46:31.180 But no, because I don't need like a fast Mac everywhere I go. 0.99

02:46:36.200 Everything's online now, editing.

02:46:37.600 Yeah, you don't need like a crazy computer.

02:46:40.360 Yeah, I mean, this is the new.

02:46:41.660 Wait, how long are we?

02:46:43.960 Glenn's coming here to help me stream.

02:46:46.200 He's, and he's, have you been having beef with Glennie?

02:46:51.060 No, I'm not having beef, it's just...

02:46:52.860 Well, you can come back to our house to finish the stream.

02:46:54.640 That's why I want to transfer the stream to my house.

02:46:56.700 Oh, okay.

02:46:57.300 You can come, too, if you want to hang out.

02:46:59.220 Are you staying here?

02:47:00.000 What are you doing?

02:47:01.060 I have a conference.

02:47:02.060 Because we're going to stream late.

02:47:03.100 That's why I want to test it now, is, like, transfer the stream over to my account,

02:47:06.740 but keeping it up, and then taking it over as host, and then, like...

02:47:09.620 You can end it on your channel, but, like, it's, like, keeping the people that are there, there.

02:47:14.380 It's really kind of cool.

02:47:16.080 Okay.

02:47:16.580 Yeah, that's fine.

02:47:18.200 It just, like, doesn't end the stream, basically.

02:47:20.120 Because if they're watching it, it wouldn't, even if they start on your channel, it wouldn't matter.

02:47:23.520 We're doing marriage therapy tomorrow.

02:47:25.840 What time?

02:47:26.660 12?

02:47:27.180 Yeah, dude.

02:47:28.960 I got, like, four therapists.

02:47:32.140 Well, I think, they gave me the Nesta and, like, Ambien and everything to try to sleep.

02:47:38.020 I haven't taken any of it.

02:47:39.520 So, I'm seeing what made you, like, pop in a bunch of, like, Ambien tonight and then, like.

02:47:43.500 Oh, okay.

02:47:44.040 So, you can't?

02:47:44.940 No, no.

02:47:45.620 I can't.

02:47:46.200 I'm saying, like, that's what I should probably do, just to sleep.

02:47:48.540 What are you planning on, dude?

02:47:50.120 Yeah, at noon, but if you can, I can ask someone else, but just let me know.

02:47:54.400 Hi, my name's Shiv.

02:47:56.820 What?

02:47:57.540 I was like, if you need me to fill in tomorrow, I will.

02:47:59.460 What are you talking about?

02:48:00.400 Well, I don't know.

02:48:01.160 You're trying to sort of fight in front of someone?

02:48:02.600 Well, you're.

02:48:03.400 We can't even agree on.

02:48:04.460 You said you were going to take. 0.94

02:48:05.780 She's outsourcing that. 1.00

02:48:06.940 She's just going to outsource to an Indian. 1.00

02:48:08.300 No, I meant, so I'm not like, so I actually get some sleep. 0.94

02:48:12.080 So I, because I, I'll stay up for five days in a row.

02:48:15.120 That's great.

02:48:16.140 Well, you can't sleep with this stuff.

02:48:18.020 but also real story real story about like how how bad marriage is listen to this guys listen to this

02:48:27.320 drama time listen to this i'm like i got my uh on tuesdays i get my petco sponsored um 15 minute

02:48:40.560 phone call minimum required by the state of texas with my children just if you're new here

02:48:46.940 no protective order

02:48:49.060 never even suggested that I've ever

02:48:51.340 even hurt my wife or my kids

02:48:52.680 not even physically, emotionally, nothing 0.98

02:48:54.420 so there's nothing, it's just some bullshit temporary thing 0.95

02:48:57.360 now, here's the deal 0.96

02:48:58.360 once it hits

02:49:01.220 15 minutes

02:49:02.080 so my son, you saw

02:49:04.980 he felt even sad watching it

02:49:06.860 my son was like, I think I'd like to see you every day, dad

02:49:09.300 I go, well, you know

02:49:10.920 I'd like to see you too, but there's some bad wizards

02:49:13.080 out there that, you know, because you don't want to

02:49:15.020 risk alienation they go the bad wizard they want 45 000 blueberries because they got magic tricks

02:49:21.100 do you have 45 000 blueberries to make them happy he's like no it's like all right say bye hangs up

02:49:26.940 i'm like well great and the reason why the reason why i was paying to see the kids i can't i can't

02:49:34.060 pay now is because i just had another wreck my life because she knows powerful people and so now

02:49:41.020 I got to pay her the money that I was paying to see the kids long story short 0.99

02:49:44.440 I'm screwed so I was gonna I was the other bitch oh we're not gonna say 1.00

02:49:49.300 cuz I'm gonna tell me your name um yeah let's see everybody knows who this is 0.99

02:49:59.500 they're famous

02:50:00.960 oh that one okay

02:50:05.520 yeah she knows some powerful people

02:50:09.340 yeah they're actually possibly like

02:50:11.400 one of the most powerful people in the world

02:50:12.720 how about this I never even said anything

02:50:17.280 to her about her or didn't even write anything about her

02:50:19.380 in my life so

02:50:20.180 that was the first person I've been sued by who I didn't know who they were

02:50:23.660 for defaming them

02:50:24.520 anyways it was like you defame this

02:50:27.460 person who even is that

02:50:29.380 so interesting i don't follow brown people's life stories sorry um no so i go so so then

02:50:38.060 i have the right to see them on their birthday she's my my ex has always found a way to like

02:50:44.700 be in another trip or something to keep me from like the last year i mean that's like to keep me

02:50:49.500 from the kids special days so i didn't even plan this time i just knew um you know because i got

02:50:54.900 a call the morning of my son's birthday they're very ill they're very sick they

02:50:58.560 can't come to your house today oh wow shocker I didn't plan on it but I I'm

02:51:04.440 trying to talk to her I go I go this morning I'm like hey we need to talk

02:51:07.380 because I'm trying to set up more calls with the kids and then I get I write her

02:51:11.760 this nice letter that's like hey I'd really like to see the kids more they

02:51:15.300 seem to really want to see me and you know they talk about that they miss me

02:51:18.900 and and I'm you know they're boys and it would be good to look out for their

02:51:22.440 interest i get response back hello elijah the cellular service that i rely on for my job has

02:51:29.600 been cut off they claim that it's you has to sign a paper to offer up my phone number back to me

02:51:36.160 meet me at at at&t i go funny thing actually i go i'm uh going to at&t right now because somebody

02:51:44.060 who you know uh changed all of our they got into all my personal records they told

02:51:52.060 like my last name is even my last name on the account so that's crazy like someone changed

02:51:56.620 the name on the business account and so i go i have to go in right now so i walk in i bring this

02:52:02.980 little basket for my sons i i bought them all their little treats it's not too much you know

02:52:09.100 it's Halloween anyways you figure you know whatever I put like some sticker

02:52:13.120 packs because he asked for some sticker packs and um and I literally looked at

02:52:18.520 my game that's healthy healthy like you know this is this is a nice little pack

02:52:21.760 and I go and I see my wife sitting there with the black man and I go hey 0.98

02:52:27.820 can't she goes do not talk to me with the black guy well she's down so all your 0.97

02:52:33.340 oh listen this is in front of this is in public by the way do not speak to me and I look at you 0.84

02:52:43.320 okay guys anyways here's a basket of I got this is their present I know you said they have that

02:52:52.860 they dust up you know bringing them toys so I gave them their favorite treats and she goes

02:52:56.780 don't don't don't escalate this

02:53:03.340 and i look around i was like escalate this is the birthday present because i missed their birthdays

02:53:08.780 because you didn't let me it's because they're ill and um and she tricked me today too she's

02:53:15.900 like they're fine today they finally feel well enough and i'm like really and that's what she

02:53:19.180 said now meet me at at&t because you said you're free so then i'm like okay well you know how are

02:53:26.060 the boys are they recovered like are they are they okay she goes i'm not gonna do this again

02:53:33.340 do not speak to me and i will not speak to you and i go well i kind of have to talk to you to like

02:53:39.780 sign over your phone number i go black guys kind of make sense don't they yeah but i'm like i'm

02:53:43.980 like can i i go i just go get milk it's like all this i go can i can i like can't you just give

02:53:49.780 this to the kids like something here is there something like the organic chocolate milks maybe

02:53:55.220 something we can give the kids she goes she goes i'm gonna leave it right here you can take it

02:53:59.980 back home with you. And I go, well, I want to give it to them. She goes, give it to them

02:54:03.900 when you see them next. I go, well, you just made me have to, you said I have to spend

02:54:07.280 $45,000 in six months before I can see them again. And she goes, and walked away. I was

02:54:16.540 like, oh wait, last. Wait, so how long has it been since you've seen them? It's like

02:54:20.820 two months, I think now. And then how long before that? Well, then I saw them for, I

02:54:25.520 saw them once a week for two hours for a few months, and then it was six months before

02:54:28.700 that the moment the moment she got she got served divorce papers she fled the country so um so how

02:54:36.440 long has it been since you i've said i've spent a total this year i've spent a total of about 40

02:54:41.860 38 hours with my children 38 hours total and how much money have you spent uh i think we're we're

02:54:49.260 like i think we're at like 142 000 now on the divorce no we uh she got my divorce thrown out

02:54:55.180 so i so this is what's so funny is like sorry guys i have a swollen foot check this out this

02:55:00.700 is what she did so i paid i this is my second divorce i filed served her we started divorce

02:55:09.500 court we had custody arranged i i had it was 50 50 custody but i had agreed because the kids

02:55:16.220 were young that we would because it only worked for like two weeks but i had agreed that we would um

02:55:21.100 I start with my oldest once he turned three and he was turning three in April

02:55:26.080 so like once he turned three then I think that's like the courts also agree

02:55:29.560 children under three probably should be with the mom or whatever so no overnight

02:55:34.780 like even if they're with you they should be in the kids when they're that young

02:55:37.220 they need to be in like their own bed or whatever no this is what the court said

02:55:42.020 to side with so it's really not a point to fight even if you have 50-50 yeah I 0.96

02:55:45.460 I just, I don't know why they say that with women killing their kids. 0.81

02:55:49.500 You know, it's like, why are we, why are we assuming they need to get the mom on your tree? 0.98

02:55:55.040 When women are the most likely ones to kill them on your tree. 1.00

02:55:57.960 Oh, how about this? 1.00

02:55:58.940 My buddy, let's see, oh, he won.

02:56:01.400 He got his daughter back.

02:56:02.500 Oh, he did?

02:56:03.400 Yeah.

02:56:04.120 Yay!

02:56:05.180 And guess what?

02:56:05.900 His friend, guys, I told him to press charges against his ex-girlfriend.

02:56:12.240 He followed your advice.

02:56:13.140 Yeah, he took my...

02:56:14.020 No, no, fiance.

02:56:14.740 or whatever

02:56:16.300 you get a kid with a girl

02:56:18.100 it's common law 0.99

02:56:19.980 they've been together long enough

02:56:20.980 and I told him to press charges against her

02:56:24.400 because I'm like dude

02:56:25.660 she stabbed you

02:56:26.960 you gotta stop doing the right thing 1.00

02:56:30.580 when women do the wrong thing 1.00

02:56:31.840 that's just enabling

02:56:32.840 and so he pressed charges

02:56:34.660 and so he actually got his daughter back now

02:56:36.580 yeah but listen how crazy this is guys

02:56:38.840 so this is the only guy I know so far

02:56:42.680 that's won a custody case

02:56:44.420 and now so she stabbed him then then they went ahead and like i told him i was like you know he

02:56:52.940 did all the police filings and everything and then didn't see her and then he went to go meet

02:56:58.580 with her one time in the family at a their daughter's like swim lessons or something

02:57:02.760 and um and then the grandma like just like my father-in-law tried to start like start a fight 1.00

02:57:09.340 with him in there and try to get him to like hit her he didn't escalate it and then his uh dude 1.00

02:57:14.280 stop his uh ex grabs the baby runs out the front throws the baby on the front lap like it's all

02:57:21.920 on film he was filming on his glasses and like zooms off drives to california kidnaps the kid

02:57:28.640 there's a uh a warrant goes out she evades service they finally get her to surrender the child and to

02:57:37.340 to take the warrant she gets brought back to the court system here in texas he gets his kid for

02:57:43.100 one day and she's already filed a slap counter petition to retake custody of the kid it's like 1.00

02:57:49.420 after doing all that it's like women still are like yeah i can probably still get the kid back

02:57:54.000 great and for me i've done nothing i've been accused of nothing we're six figures in that's

02:58:00.340 what i'm saying six figures in she filed a restraining order fled to to australia didn't

02:58:05.120 what they were didn't even know about it and then now she was out of florida for more than six months 0.98

02:58:10.800 and then she got a jewish orthodox jewish she asked for a judge change you had orthodox jewish

02:58:16.480 he got his little hat on and she had a jewish legal tea with that it's very sad like i don't

02:58:22.800 know a lot of my views on israel in the hearing that was that what it was about yeah it was about 0.83

02:58:27.760 is real that's so good thank you jews for making me i just told guys to give up i wouldn't do all 0.71

02:58:38.720 that keep the kid i'm telling you i don't know i i grew up without a biological father and i can

02:58:48.000 attest that a stepfather is not quite adequate i mean they they're helpful but it's there's certain

02:58:55.120 things that the court shouldn't be

02:59:06.720 doing what they're doing, I mean, like,

02:59:08.760 it's like, 0.65

02:59:10.480 it's like, and you can stab, 0.99

02:59:12.080 you should have a stab. 0.91

02:59:13.060 Well, I'm saying for him, but like, in Dallas County, 0.99

02:59:15.700 he doesn't have a stab, he doesn't have a stab.

02:59:18.660 You know, like,

02:59:19.260 I don't want to be honest about it.

02:59:22.160 Like, I don't sell hope.

02:59:24.100 You know, like,

02:59:25.660 it's cooked, man.

02:59:28.020 Someone's here.

02:59:29.480 What?

02:59:32.820 Oh, you know what? 1.00

02:59:33.860 I joined out some Red Bulls. 1.00

02:59:35.060 Oh, okay.

02:59:35.520 Let me go get the Red Bulls.

02:59:36.680 Sorry.

02:59:37.140 I can get it.

02:59:37.800 Who is it?

02:59:38.380 I just got some Red Bulls, like DoorDash and Red Bulls.

02:59:42.360 Hey, Dad.

02:59:52.200 Oh, yeah.

02:59:52.840 I was going to, like, yeah, my leg was swollen.

02:59:57.740 And I'm on air right now, but I can text you.

03:00:00.580 Thank you so much.

03:00:01.600 You're welcome.

03:00:02.360 I love you.

03:00:03.180 Thank you.

03:00:03.560 I love you.

03:00:05.520 Well, no, all I was going to say is no, I did make the hard decision and I'm not going to say anything, but I did make the hard decision already.

03:00:17.340 That was like, dude, so actually my, so my lawyer quit by the way, but, but mutually he told me, he goes, he goes, look, he was, he said what you said.

03:00:27.720 He goes, I'm not going to give like, there's no strategy.

03:00:30.700 so i'm not even giving it away he goes look man with all the filings that they put in when a

03:00:36.300 lawyer is telling you that he's going to rip you off if you keep him that's how you know how bad

03:00:41.220 it is he goes he goes look it's going to be 10 grand to get through the end of next week and

03:00:45.160 another 10 grand he goes and these people have no like like even my dad is like oh so like but

03:00:54.260 what if we pay the 45 000 i go well if we pay the 45 000 this is literally what it is the 15 000 for

03:00:59.720 the evaluation, so $30,000 for the family evaluation. Then that is six months plus an

03:01:07.180 additional $1,000 a month to see the kids once a week for two hours. And so that's another $12,000

03:01:13.100 plus you have to maintain her car and all these things she doesn't use. So that's another what?

03:01:18.580 $30,000 in care. Then that's another back pay $32,000 plus interest plus another additional

03:01:25.380 $32,000, pay her legal 1.00

03:01:27.500 fees back and forth to go. It's about 1.00

03:01:29.460 a quarter million dollars, and that's just

03:01:31.500 to get a trial to then try

03:01:33.560 to figure out when the trial is.

03:01:35.360 I would sign with no way.

03:01:37.040 Well, I'm not playing the game anymore. I'm going...

03:01:39.500 I'm going...

03:01:42.000 I don't... There's nothing to do,

03:01:43.700 but look. Ooh, I found this guy.

03:01:45.400 Look him up. Look at this guy real fast.

03:01:47.820 We should have... I want to have him on.

03:01:49.420 I'm going to hit him up.

03:01:51.880 He spent $750,000

03:01:53.340 dollars to get his kids um sorry if it's like if i'm like hyped about this it's because i

03:02:02.420 it feels really freeing like like i every time like it's been this way and i go so so i i said

03:02:09.440 yeah like withdraw because he goes look it's gonna be ten thousand dollars the ten thousand

03:02:14.480 dollars you spend is probably gonna result maybe in another twenty or thirty thousand dollars of

03:02:18.180 request there's nothing we can do because there's nothing we can do because this is not a normal

03:02:24.900 divorce this is like targeted he goes every legal person has told me this he goes he said about

03:02:32.040 eight hundred thousand i've been quoted 1.2 million he goes like what you're supposed to be

03:02:37.360 doing right now is investigating hire investigators to prove collusion you should be you know creating

03:02:45.460 defamation lawsuits against all these publications start like start there go publicity wise hire like

03:02:51.060 like celebrity teams go like finding people who have been screwed over by the same people find

03:02:55.660 out whose enemies with your wife's enemies and um and friends and whatever and he goes you need

03:03:01.000 like a full-on like legal team not family court lawyers you need a a celebrity like pr firm to

03:03:08.140 like come in and help you that's like that's the crazy part it's like because we're right

03:03:15.400 with YouTube. We're not like

03:03:16.880 mega-celebrities.

03:03:18.860 I'm not popular at all,

03:03:21.460 but what happened is

03:03:22.860 that there was

03:03:25.180 just a time during BLM

03:03:27.340 when

03:03:28.520 they really needed to discredit

03:03:31.160 me, so the media has...

03:03:32.780 The negative press about me paints me

03:03:35.080 like I am famous, but I'm not.

03:03:37.040 I mean, I'd be cut for the ground for it, too.

03:03:39.140 I mean, I could judge you, like...

03:03:42.000 I forgot...

03:03:43.140 I was in the middle of the quarry, you know what I mean, like, it's, yeah, our industry is cooked, you know, we're going to take the quarry.

03:03:52.820 Where's his, where's his nick at? Hold up.

03:03:58.980 Oh, man.

03:03:59.840 By the way, mom, I almost, like, narcoleptically, if I randomly fall asleep, by the way, guys, this does happen.

03:04:06.020 It's happened, like, twice on stream already, I'm just, like, and not off.

03:04:10.340 um yeah you don't look a little tired yeah i was up in three days well i slept for an hour

03:04:18.940 it's like in the middle of the day um no it's okay um so there's this guy 0.94

03:04:26.980 where is this nigga 0.93

03:04:31.080 well i already told you my whole life i've never sleep more than like four hours a night and i 0.89

03:04:38.540 I usually, I usually twice a week, I'm always up for, for four days of the week, I don't do any sleep usually, since I was a child.

03:04:45.980 And then I usually sleep three or four nights, and it's like, I'll average like 12 to 16 hours of sleep a week my whole life, like I don't sleep.

03:04:56.780 I have the thing that Trump has, you don't have to sleep.

03:05:00.420 Also, thanks for giving me Ritalin when I was like six years old, probably didn't help.

03:05:04.380 oh did you see james o'keefe and cam higby um got charged with felonies

03:05:14.580 okay what were you guys talking about before i hijacked the whole convo i just thought that was

03:05:24.760 crazy that a mom wouldn't give the kids a gift for their birthdays like wouldn't even give them 0.67

03:05:29.260 a gift. You just have to keep evidence

03:05:31.460 for something.

03:05:33.460 They'll come back.

03:05:35.860 I did

03:05:37.400 AI. I haven't

03:05:39.460 posted it yet, but I want to trick people.

03:05:41.020 I told you I posted. I made my face

03:05:43.000 bawling, crying.

03:05:44.840 It's like,

03:05:45.220 but reality, this is the real picture.

03:05:49.100 Look, there's even money. She wouldn't even take

03:05:51.200 money for the kids. There's money. 1.00

03:05:53.640 Where's the camera?

03:05:55.380 It's right.

03:05:55.920 It's that one.

03:05:57.760 Look at this.

03:05:59.260 Oh, look at this.

03:06:03.600 This black guy's having a great time.

03:06:11.220 I just want to see it. 0.74

03:06:12.820 So look, so he's chillaxing, having a good time.

03:06:21.680 Oh.

03:06:26.160 Why do you have things pinched on here?

03:06:29.260 Oh, here we go.

03:06:31.820 Oh, I just...

03:06:32.940 Oh.

03:06:42.760 There you go, look. 0.94

03:06:44.380 So here's the black guy. 0.96

03:06:46.180 He's chilling, and that's him. 0.99

03:06:49.000 And then there's...

03:06:51.580 Someone said, was she Jewish?

03:06:54.640 Very Jewish-looking. 0.99

03:06:56.520 And then that's her through the basket. 0.96

03:06:59.260 There's the little stickers.

03:07:00.600 And then look at this.

03:07:03.960 Just looking at the ground, and then every time I speak, look at that.

03:07:10.100 That's crazy.

03:07:14.340 I don't remember that nose being like that.

03:07:16.740 Did you see that?

03:07:17.260 Look at this.

03:07:19.160 I didn't edit that.

03:07:20.140 It's like witchy, doesn't it?

03:07:21.780 That's crazy.

03:07:22.640 That's crazy.

03:07:23.280 And then, so then you go here, and I'm like taking selfies

03:07:28.840 and stuff you know like just trying to remember like this is my family memories you know having

03:07:33.080 a good time and there's the there's the gift basket it's just a little candies and some money

03:07:41.560 and then i photoshopped myself crying and said please please please take the basket

03:07:50.680 i tried to give it to the black guy actually i was like you guys like sweet treats right

03:07:53.800 and there's that ignoring and but here's but here's actually one of the funniest things so

03:08:02.480 like in the end the guy was trying to explain to her he was like he was like if you pay with

03:08:07.980 ach or whatever you uh you know you get ten dollars off a month and she's like i can tell

03:08:15.720 she's confused i know where she doesn't know what money is she's she never had she never once even 0.95

03:08:21.080 access to bank account in 10 years of marriage she never paid a credit she 0.98

03:08:25.640 never paid a bill our whole marriage she didn't even know she didn't even know 0.66

03:08:29.060 that there was probably where the prices were in aisles crazy and um and so like

03:08:34.360 I go I go ACH it's because in Australia call a bank transfer go it's a it's it's

03:08:38.600 a bank transfer shoes I said do not speak to me and I'm like 1.00

03:08:46.320 so i just pulled my dick out jerked off left a little bit of semen 0.99

03:08:53.140 on the table and said my job here is done sorry i told her i'm sorry we interrupted you guys i 0.99

03:09:01.040 just no all good all good i just felt like telling her the story because it was funny because i kid

03:09:06.140 i take new lows no that's crazy and you know she was one of her friends like and he doesn't even

03:09:11.560 come to their birthdays and doesn't even check up on them and you're like i just tried to give my 0.86

03:09:16.380 kids some candy that's cooked um well it's just fucked up oh when you're wait i have to be 0.90

03:09:26.260 so with the i'm gonna just say this the evaluations um the person they picked is the 0.97

03:09:33.460 person that ruled against jeff younger to let his kid become trans the texas kid so i have like some

03:09:40.160 celebrity person that's evaluating me or something no but I think if what if I

03:09:55.220 try to get diagnosed with some stuff we get some like lip prescriptions and what

03:09:59.000 What if we have a fun month?

03:10:00.460 I just thought, like, our industry is cooked.

03:10:05.620 You know, thinking about it, even if you want to sign a way to dry it,

03:10:09.360 it's like, it could still end up just as bad, you know? 1.00

03:10:13.480 He's cooked anyway, picking his ass. 1.00

03:10:18.500 Just give up. 1.00

03:10:20.180 And then you're like, why is the birth rate so low?

03:10:23.040 I wonder why.

03:10:29.560 well i'm i'm feeling really positive today though because i feel like i feel like a japanese

03:10:36.520 kamikaze you know it's like like i um i made it through what three jail attempts uh you're like

03:10:44.360 a wire bro yeah i mean it's like yeah you're basically black dude i made it through like

03:10:50.120 every accusation two divorces child support law enforcement jail 0.98

03:10:55.560 baby mama now you're on percocet dude this is like this is some black this is cool you might 0.71

03:11:01.320 as well because you know what if you need me freestyle not him i know if your child support 0.93

03:11:05.720 is super bad right remember it doesn't get worse if you have a bunch of baby mamas because there's

03:11:11.560 only so much child support they can put you on so now you can just repopulate the earth 0.98

03:11:15.640 I'm gonna tell you this though guys this is not a joke having kids as a guy does not stop women 0.94

03:11:27.460 from wanting to both have sex with you and marry you for some reason well because you mean a girl 0.96

03:11:33.820 with kids later naga well yeah yeah because it's pre-selection it's messed up especially if you're 0.97

03:11:39.520 good-looking I feel like I don't even think that matters I think I think if you're if you're a guy 1.00

03:11:44.880 and you have kids, especially if you have multiple women, 0.69

03:11:47.680 all girls think is, why did those girls do it? 1.00

03:11:50.720 Yeah, but also... 1.00

03:11:51.720 So then they want to be a third or fourth or fifth.

03:11:53.580 I think if the kids are good-looking, it adds extra.

03:11:55.420 Do you know what I mean?

03:11:55.760 Because you're like, oh, I can make a good-looking kid.

03:11:58.260 Yeah.

03:11:58.680 There's nothing worse than a chopped kid. 1.00

03:12:01.080 Well, what I heard, here's the three things I've heard from women. 1.00

03:12:03.740 So, like, serious women. 1.00

03:12:06.340 There's this girl that, obviously, she's in her mid-20s, but she's a widow. 1.00

03:12:12.020 so she's not like she she wasn't a hoe but she's still going you know um do you want to hear the 0.99

03:12:21.360 crazy thing too she was like hey if she watches this too she was like hey um do you want to go 0.96

03:12:26.280 with me to cabo and i'm like yeah i'd be kind of down but like i got to be careful where i go

03:12:32.400 because the court's kind of like you know i'm claiming i don't have hundreds of thousands of

03:12:37.180 dollars but i can go on vacation i have to be clear like she's gonna pay for everything and

03:12:42.820 then i'm like and i'm like oh cool yeah like like whatever you could be a house husband yeah she's

03:12:50.120 mommy she's a surfer but and then she goes i go well why cabo cabo sucks i'm like thank you but

03:12:57.480 there's like one of the worst cities to visit in mexico like you know and it's like she's like oh

03:13:03.020 no it's like me and um me and blah blah blah you know we uh go there every year or something i go

03:13:12.540 okay your dead husband's

03:13:16.940 friends you're going with their friends married couples yeah and i'm just like fifth wheeling it

03:13:21.020 or whatever i go so you guys are going to honor going to honor your husband and you want me to

03:13:28.380 rail break your back at the place as we remember your husband with the rents because they'd want

03:13:35.180 me to be happy true though but i said that is the craziest that is yeah and i've had i've had couples 0.97

03:13:44.300 petition me to have sex with both of them so that's even and this was that just topped it so

03:13:48.860 I go, well, we'll do it in his honor, but I can't. 0.98

03:13:55.920 We can't travel.

03:13:59.280 Man, that's cooked. 1.00

03:14:02.720 It's pretty strange, kink. 1.00

03:14:04.340 Where's your guys' shots? 1.00

03:14:06.060 I'm the bartender.

03:14:08.160 Oh, I already had some.

03:14:09.560 I'll take one just for the funsies of the stream.

03:14:11.860 I'll do one.

03:14:13.220 And I'll bring it.

03:14:14.300 Wait a second.

03:14:15.400 You said funsies?

03:14:16.880 For the funsies.

03:14:17.540 Where are you from?

03:14:19.500 well that's a lot of questions i was born in anaheim okay california yeah okay that there

03:14:24.460 you go that's fine yeah i was just like if you're not from california you said funsies i think

03:14:30.860 uh there's a glass house that needs cleaning yeah no no i'm the ceo of gay by the way i determine if

03:14:37.660 people are gay does anybody have any questions anybody want to call and do you have a question

03:14:42.860 name the person and ask me if they're gay in the chat i'll tell you well we were calling um people's 0.69

03:14:48.060 axes and asking them why they fumbled so it's kind of fun did you see James 0.55

03:14:57.240 Lindsay's fumbling okay wait this is a this is this is general James Lindsay is 0.81

03:15:04.020 so this is like why you don't well you can't say FAG on your channel right

03:15:11.280 moral fact of course oh james lindsey and colin wright are the ones who like came up with the

03:15:19.360 term woke right you know like yeah everyone's woke right and they try to cancel they tried

03:15:24.740 to destroy my business last year like vehemently by saying that i was a woke right youth recruiter

03:15:29.880 and telling all these donors and people that like i was raising up nazis they slid into my dms and 0.99

03:15:36.140 like relentlessly mocked me uh back when my drama started of like oh get your shit together 0.97

03:15:42.820 turned out James Lindsay the guy who's like a part of this is like a swinger and he's having 0.99

03:15:48.680 sexual oh my god that's always how it goes that's like Ethan Klein said I was a grifter 0.95

03:15:53.180 well what's going on now ninja are you gonna give him the award which one you said you're

03:16:01.440 passing the ground to Ethan.

03:16:03.800 Yeah, let's do a real video

03:16:05.620 on that, like, on the board here.

03:16:07.800 Like, kind of what I had to do

03:16:09.620 to pass the crown and then telling him what he needs

03:16:11.660 to do. Dude, how good

03:16:13.660 is that? What a colossal fuck-up. And 1.00

03:16:15.520 our wife's 1.00

03:16:17.560 up the sand. 1.00

03:16:22.540 It's crazy.

03:16:24.640 Did you see his wife?

03:16:26.020 I didn't. Is she hot?

03:16:28.160 No, she's Jewish. 1.00

03:16:29.840 Oh, okay. 0.99

03:16:31.440 here's the question would you ever be with the indian girl if she's hot enough 1.00

03:16:36.080 is the cia propaganda how about my girlfriend 1.00

03:16:41.840 she's not even fully indian that's what i'm saying yeah she's half dude don't even and

03:16:47.760 else you're brahmin so you probably what like 16 20 percent area i'm barely i'm barely dude i'm not 0.83

03:16:53.920 even i'm like i'm like honestly i'm like a i'm like a fucking like cia agent for india you know 0.89

03:17:00.800 what i mean like i'm really a white guy just larping as an indian it's kind of what's going 0.89

03:17:05.920 on here you know i was born in california by sorry by the way i slept in the car on the way

03:17:11.040 over here so i have a lot of energy yeah and i have uh um when i make it through a day i get happy

03:17:22.000 um is your piano work but you play piano no but i would love to hear pearl sing if i played a

03:17:32.280 couple beats putting my body in rigor mortis for a second did you say blood's coming too

03:17:39.600 yeah but he'll come because we stream really late at my house um oh hey daily dose

03:17:45.800 I'm just a little like

03:17:46.940 I don't have mics

03:17:48.100 I brought two

03:17:49.860 I know

03:17:50.800 but you're gonna mess

03:17:51.560 with my stuff

03:17:52.400 no I can plug them

03:17:53.140 into my system

03:17:53.900 you sometimes

03:17:56.280 mess with it

03:17:57.180 and then after you leave

03:17:58.340 I can't like

03:17:59.100 get it back

03:17:59.840 so I'm like

03:18:01.100 well it's a good thing

03:18:01.940 I live here

03:18:02.720 what

03:18:03.680 I could fix it for you

03:18:06.940 if I mess

03:18:07.360 mess it up

03:18:08.000 see I did kind of

03:18:10.460 nod off there

03:18:11.040 for a second

03:18:11.540 but

03:18:12.140 that's like the totality

03:18:14.480 that's why I'm not

03:18:14.900 out of drive right now but they gave me a they gave me narcolepsy medication um uh to take during

03:18:20.900 the day now i got it yesterday you ever tried that stuff modafinil no well the limitless one

03:18:28.420 right yeah they didn't make a whole movie over that well it didn't feel like anything it just

03:18:34.740 like it just prevents you from nodding off why do you look so defeated like what the we had a long

03:18:42.580 day or at least i had a long day what did you do i was at a conference i'm like gotta wake up i

03:18:48.900 shouldn't be laying like that no yeah we could do a freestyle yeah i mean some water or something

03:18:55.380 all right wait where's the camera because i promise them i'll do a shot because someone's

03:18:59.860 got to be an alcoholic on the stream right no alcoholism is actually good um i also want to

03:19:05.300 do a video with you some of these ones uh explaining oh and i figured it out too by the 0.91

03:19:10.740 way oh shit with my digital um whiteboard you can put the camera and it looks like it's i'm 0.51

03:19:15.700 drawing all right everyone here we go we're gonna do this frat style wait wait wait wait wait i 0.99

03:19:22.980 didn't get to go to a i didn't get to be in a frat because it's a fake gun don't worry youtube

03:19:26.900 it's fake this is a fake gun fake gun cool go for it no i thought you were taking a shot

03:19:31.940 Just so you know I'm miked right here so you're um you're miked mmm bro we have these we have two

03:19:59.700 these if you want one you can take one well you can't bring it back to your i have these for

03:20:05.220 light systems i have two of these they're working your trailer

03:20:08.100 I think, yeah, well, for now, while I'm in the trailer.

03:20:11.720 This is why we're so lame. 0.99

03:20:13.500 It's like, it would be the time to call the cops and that shit. 0.99

03:20:16.600 Do you know what I mean? 0.99

03:20:17.360 Yeah, I'd do something to do that.

03:20:20.180 I think it better.

03:20:21.000 Yeah, man.

03:20:22.060 I'll weigh that.

03:20:22.620 Let's go over here.

03:20:24.500 I have energy drinks.

03:20:26.020 Oh, you got the one?

03:20:29.040 Oh, you brought monsters.

03:20:30.260 I didn't have to door dash them. 1.00

03:20:31.440 That was stupid. 1.00

03:20:34.660 Well, you guys could have just called me to bring anything. 1.00

03:20:37.600 Yeah. 0.98

03:20:38.100 I just don't like to burden white people, you know, you guys already invented 0.97

03:20:41.500 You sound like from California, so I give you a pass because 0.80

03:20:45.560 I can play

03:20:47.540 California's been like 1.00

03:20:49.040 Rich, non-white people 0.98

03:20:51.380 Integrated with the white people pretty well there 1.00

03:20:53.780 Let's do it 0.99

03:20:55.540 Ooh, do that 1.00

03:20:57.480 Just random shit 0.99

03:20:59.880 Or like, are we doing like a song 0.99

03:21:01.080 Play, alright

03:21:03.140 Are we singing? He's playing?

03:21:04.960 Yeah, yeah, he's playing

03:21:05.880 All right, I'll come behind you, I'm backing track,

03:21:08.500 I'm backing vocals.

03:21:10.000 Is the camera on me?

03:21:11.500 Backing vocals.

03:21:13.080 Cool.

03:21:18.040 Oh hey, I brought you this, Pearl.

03:21:21.000 It's a little gift, remember these little healthy

03:21:22.720 low sugar candies that would come in?

03:21:25.280 That's not healthy at all.

03:21:26.660 They're like eight grams of sugar.

03:21:28.740 I mean, yeah.

03:21:33.720 Anyone want nicotine?

03:21:35.440 Is it like gum, or what is it?

03:21:36.640 Oh, I'm like gum.

03:21:39.400 Oh, yeah, I'm good.

03:21:40.400 It's funny, because all the girls calling

03:21:42.680 think that I'm, like, one of the new girlfriends.

03:21:47.180 This is what I'm making for years.

03:21:49.740 No, you also should do the I'm his boyfriend.

03:21:53.380 Since when is he with girls?

03:21:55.260 That's always good, too, is like, I'm sorry. 0.95

03:22:00.040 Here.

03:22:00.540 I hate it when it does that.

03:22:07.540 The new boring show that I'm putting on for bread and butter, it's great, and I'm going

03:22:16.540 to be able to sell it, I think, to a proper firm.

03:22:21.540 Okay, let's go.

03:22:24.540 Okay.

03:22:25.540 Please stop putting in.

03:22:27.540 What?

03:22:28.540 You're doing your songs?

03:22:38.900 Yeah, okay.

03:22:41.220 This is a musical rendition. 1.00

03:22:46.140 Hoes are gonna hold 1.00

03:22:48.420 Keep it on the low 1.00

03:22:52.220 Nobody has to know 1.00

03:22:55.360 Hose are going to ho. Her titties are showing. On her knees she's blowing. Yeah, your girl is going. Hose are going to ho. 1.00

03:23:11.360 Nobody has to know 1.00

03:23:16.360 Nobody has to know 1.00

03:23:22.580 How is it going to hoe? 1.00

03:23:27.540 Now I ain't saying that it's right or it's wrong 1.00

03:23:31.500 But your girl is going in these songs

03:23:34.940 I'm not saying that she should 1.00

03:23:38.380 But we know that your bitch she would 1.00

03:23:42.000 She's gonna hoe 1.00

03:23:43.380 Yeah, she's gonna hoe 1.00

03:23:46.300 Go ahead, out of verse 1.00

03:23:48.340 I thought that my girl was different

03:23:53.940 Oh, he thought she was different 0.94

03:23:57.120 That she wouldn't blow my friend

03:24:01.260 I don't know why he'd think that 0.97

03:24:04.540 Then I caught them in the bathroom

03:24:07.760 of course

03:24:09.880 and that I know it's going to end

03:24:16.400 holes are going to hold 1.00

03:24:21.540 your trad wife she is gonna go 1.00

03:24:24.680 she fucked him for one stupid little bump of that snow 1.00

03:24:31.240 oh she she is gonna go 1.00

03:24:35.100 I don't know. I thought that my girl was different, but she just had sex with my friends, actually. 1.00

03:24:45.700 And then she asked me if I wanted to buy the videos. 0.65

03:24:49.860 Oh, and I'm this new girl, and I'm going to go for some other dude.

03:24:57.980 We're going to therapy and trying to make it work.

03:25:01.740 But I know that I'm going to make him hurt.

03:25:05.100 Oh, I'm gonna go.

03:25:09.560 I'm gonna go.

03:25:11.080 She's gonna go.

03:25:13.080 Oh, here we go. Ready?

03:25:18.780 And if you think that your girl is different.

03:25:24.100 Oh, she's gonna go.

03:25:30.300 Oh, she's exactly the same.

03:25:32.760 I know that there's pain

03:25:34.760 You gotta make it rain 0.57

03:25:36.760 But your girl is gonna go

03:25:40.760 Oh the streets are calling

03:25:44.760 Oh they're calling

03:25:46.760 Why would you sit down when you could twerk?

03:25:49.760 Why would you work when you could not?

03:25:52.760 Why would you do things when you could not? 1.00

03:25:56.760 Oh your girl is gonna go 0.95

03:26:00.760 Oh, she's gonna go! Throw it back! She likes that! 1.00

03:26:09.760 Amen! I'd like to just go with the highest key for a guy.

03:26:15.760 Acapella here. Give me a little soft. Give me something soft, please, here, because this is above my heart.

03:26:21.760 Guys, you know, I didn't think I was going to come to church like this, you know?

03:26:25.760 like god says come as you are you know like just don't wear socks because like we can reinvent

03:26:31.140 christianity like god the bible doesn't talk about socks so let's just like focus on what the bible

03:26:36.040 doesn't say and you know the thing is is like i didn't mean to you know my girl said i didn't

03:26:42.780 mean to she's like but is getting raped a sin because what if every time i sin sexually i was 0.55

03:26:49.700 it was rape am i sinning then no it was great obviously you have a good point why would i say 0.98

03:26:57.220 that i threw it back i sat on that thing i liked it why could you just say i was raped yeah this 0.53

03:27:04.500 is the truth guys about women i'll tell you this um i was i was i was talking to this girl i was 0.95

03:27:13.380 So I saw this girl and she was telling me about how like she just wanted to like get her tongue out and lick the shaft and rip the hairs out of the ball sack with her teeth like the moment she saw me.

03:27:25.780 Why are you telling them what I said? 0.80

03:27:28.180 Well I went to go follow her on Instagram.

03:27:30.280 Oh my god, why are you telling them?

03:27:32.400 Why are you telling them?

03:27:33.500 So I went to go follow her after we had a very explicit adult conversation.

03:27:38.000 Ready?

03:27:38.240 That's what I said.

03:27:38.820 Ready? 1.00

03:27:38.980 I shake my ass, shake my ass. 1.00

03:28:08.980 because she's catholic. I threw a bag with a bible in my hand 1.00

03:28:17.140 and laid. The bag never stopped me, not for one second.

03:28:26.020 No, you won't for one second. Yes, she said this, ready? She goes, uh,

03:28:32.340 She goes, but God, when I'm using my tongue, and disobeying my dad and mom, it's okay, yeah, it's okay.

03:28:47.400 Because I'm wearing a cross on my neck, and I don't care if I bend over it.

03:28:55.220 Daddy, you can take it off. 1.00

03:28:57.180 Ladies, look at ladies. We are determined. We're motivated. And if we want to whore, 1.00

03:29:11.180 we're going to whore. God won't stop us. The government won't stop us. Our families 1.00

03:29:18.180 won't stop us. Our kids won't stop us. And we put our mind to whoring. We are going

03:29:25.180 I want to be big, fat, slut for all hours! 1.00

03:29:30.180 If you agree with being a whore, put your hands in the air. 1.00

03:29:33.180 It doesn't matter if you agree or disagree. It doesn't matter. 1.00

03:29:37.180 Your girl's going. Why have a kid when you can kill it? 1.00

03:29:41.180 Why? Why be chased when you've been slutting up? 1.00

03:29:46.180 Why do you right when you do wrong? 1.00

03:29:49.180 Ladies, do wrong, get baptized and say, 1.00

03:29:52.180 say, I didn't know what I was doing. 1.00

03:29:54.680 Feminism brainwashed me 1.00

03:29:56.200 after. 1.00

03:29:58.160 Yeah, and then go marry a guy 0.99

03:30:00.340 in church. Go marry 0.91

03:30:02.280 a guy. Amen. 0.99

03:30:03.520 Here's the deal, guys. If you don't know what I'm

03:30:06.220 doing right here, I'm going to sing you a little

03:30:08.240 verse, but I want to teach you. There's a few

03:30:10.300 ways you can do the hand things.

03:30:12.320 You can do this thing where you're like

03:30:13.780 the school cross guard. You're telling

03:30:16.260 people to stop on both

03:30:18.140 sides. Stop, you know, like this.

03:30:20.300 yeah there's also this one is you want god to fill you up but you're not you're not you're not

03:30:26.160 you're not trusting enough to really go high you know i'm just a really feeling god's spirit

03:30:31.400 take over take over see like and you say this i'm gonna die i'm gonna die why is she a better

03:30:38.880 christian in this moment it's because she has a larger and more ostentatious outward display

03:30:44.400 Your hand's over me. 0.89

03:30:46.320 Ready?

03:30:46.960 This is about this.

03:30:48.100 Ooh.

03:30:51.720 If you raise your hands in the sky.

03:30:58.700 Whoa. 1.00

03:31:01.220 God will forgive you for fucking that guy. 1.00

03:31:06.080 Or 20 fucking guys. 1.00

03:31:09.940 Who cares if it was one or a hundred. 1.00

03:31:13.420 for all those ones

03:31:15.660 you know didn't love it

03:31:18.160 thank God

03:31:19.400 and then say oops

03:31:20.720 I didn't know what I was doing

03:31:22.140 get on my knees but my legs swollen, ready?

03:31:24.640 get on your knees, you know you love it there

03:31:26.840 you know you love it there

03:31:29.020 raise your hands

03:31:31.520 give them a show

03:31:33.160 cause God doesn't want you

03:31:35.660 to grow

03:31:36.660 it's all about everything

03:31:39.100 that people know

03:31:40.620 cause all your faith is

03:31:43.040 on display and you really don't have to obey it's about what the people think you did even if you

03:31:53.360 have abandoned your kid because being a christian is all about doing only fans and being forgiven

03:32:02.480 You don't have to do it right when you do it wrong

03:32:13.360 You don't have to sing when you do these songs

03:32:16.880 But what I would say to do

03:32:20.200 Is do whatever you want and say sorry after two

03:32:23.860 I don't do it right when you do it wrong

03:32:27.500 Go to Jesus and say I'm sorry all along

03:32:31.020 Then go to your pastor and get to the front

03:32:34.220 Go on stage, you said I was wrong

03:32:37.640 Make a bunch of the money 0.72

03:32:40.220 And then a pastor will marry you

03:32:44.140 Oh yes guys, ready? 1.00

03:32:46.200 Make sure you spread your legs a little bit like this so the pastor can see the coochie 1.00

03:32:49.920 Always put the coochie on display 1.00

03:32:52.740 Cause sometimes 0.80

03:32:55.640 You gotta show 1.00

03:32:59.720 Oh, my coochie is here and going nowhere, I got this pussy was made by God, it was made by God, oh, Jesus made my pussy, smells like fish, maybe a cod, oh, I'm as loyal as a shrimp, yes, I will not. 1.00

03:33:29.720 I'm crossing my fingers 1.00

03:33:32.220 Oh, and he judges me for my past

03:33:36.900 When my pastor said he can't do that

03:33:40.180 Why are you throwing it in my face?

03:33:43.700 Like throwing it back was such a disgrace

03:33:46.600 I didn't know what I was doing 0.99

03:33:50.480 Blewing all that dick that I was chewing 0.99

03:33:53.520 I don't really mean to do that wrong 0.99

03:33:56.900 But I want...

03:33:58.600 Pastor Percocet.

03:34:00.500 Oh, oh, oh.

03:34:03.880 Sometimes you've got to sin to get on your knees.

03:34:11.140 Let the worship pastor in.

03:34:14.000 Doesn't matter if he has a wife and kids. 1.00

03:34:17.440 Oh, all the bitches are gone. 1.00

03:34:19.660 Screw him. 1.00

03:34:20.440 Yes. 0.90

03:34:20.780 And then after he'll be like, oh, no.

03:34:23.900 I just fell into temptation, though.

03:34:26.600 and we're like, how do you fall into punani?

03:34:30.480 It doesn't make any sense.

03:34:31.760 And he's like, I just slipped. 1.00

03:34:33.280 I drowned in punani. 0.99

03:34:35.620 And I'm like, look at it. 0.55

03:34:39.300 This is so much better than my piano when I play it.

03:34:42.320 Yeah, you were an Asian and you actually had lessons.

03:34:45.760 Yeah.

03:34:47.260 Huh.

03:34:49.040 Get up and go and show the world that you know 1.00

03:34:53.920 You're a girl, you're a bad bitch 1.00

03:34:56.600 This is your world, this is your world 1.00

03:35:00.300 And everybody that's listened to you 1.00

03:35:04.140 Even though the Bible says shut up, it's true 0.74

03:35:07.020 You gotta make the world your slave 1.00

03:35:12.440 Why obey when your husband can be your slave? 1.00

03:35:17.280 Why obey when your husband can be your slave? 0.94

03:35:22.280 Amen! Amen! 0.80

03:35:25.500 Even though every song we're singing is a little bit higher

03:35:30.920 Then my voice can reach, but I don't care 1.00

03:35:34.500 Cause every girl is a liar 1.00

03:35:37.000 And every time their mouth is moving 1.00

03:35:40.420 Just know that I am grooving 1.00

03:35:43.260 Cause I don't listen to bitches 1.00

03:35:46.480 Cause I respect myself 1.00

03:35:48.920 And I already got the emotional stitches

03:35:51.960 Pastor Percocet here

03:35:53.760 I'm from Hillsong Rx

03:35:56.900 It's a mobile pharmacy

03:35:58.180 We love it

03:36:00.300 And I just want to say this

03:36:01.740 Honestly, I probably learned more

03:36:04.600 From drug addicts on the street 1.00

03:36:06.640 Than I have from a woman 0.96

03:36:07.680 With a group of women with degrees

03:36:10.580 So we end with this lyric here 0.99

03:36:12.680 And just say this

03:36:13.680 Gentlemen

03:36:15.140 It's about time

03:36:20.500 I think that we're going to end with one little hope here already.

03:36:24.500 I know this is a song.

03:36:26.500 Enter the candy, maybe.

03:36:29.500 This is how they ruin the world.

03:36:33.500 Repeal the 19th, please. 1.00

03:36:38.500 When women vote, they just become freaks. 1.00

03:36:45.500 We need to get a picture of you two together and put it on Twitter. 1.00

03:36:49.500 And then they see the light, and they shoot me in the night.

03:36:55.280 That's like my party trick.

03:36:56.380 I can only do it drunk, or as long as the pop song on the radio.

03:36:59.040 I'm not even.

03:36:59.720 I'm actually not even.

03:37:00.520 No, no, you're not.

03:37:01.360 You're not.

03:37:01.560 What I'm saying is crazy.

03:37:02.620 I'm not even on drugs right now.

03:37:03.700 But what's actually nuts is that's actually why I tell people,

03:37:08.840 isn't that sad that people's worst foolishness nights is just me on a normal day.

03:37:13.720 Okay.

03:37:14.100 Not good.

03:37:14.820 I want you to show.

03:37:15.680 Do you want an addiction?

03:37:16.840 Try this.

03:37:17.380 so can you show eliza your whiteboard i don't i don't do nicotine why because i'm already

03:37:23.060 crazy that's true it does curber alzheimer's yeah what do you want me to go to the bathroom

03:37:30.660 but show eliza your whiteboard okay did you send me an invite yet for this 1.00

03:37:35.460 to this court on just anything or the abortion one or which one the one that you're doing that

03:37:40.100 hey wait i need to hook this up real fast because i see he has a mic i mean i i'm mic'd up i'm

03:37:45.460 I'm already mic'd up.

03:37:46.360 No, no, it's for my, because Glenn's coming.

03:37:48.720 Oh, okay.

03:37:51.280 Well, go to my place. 1.00

03:37:54.600 Do we have fat asses here? 1.00

03:38:00.320 Just let me do it. 1.00

03:38:03.660 I'm just sending me a message. 0.98

03:38:06.200 What the hell? 0.98

03:38:07.000 Thank you to everyone in the comments saying that I killed a fan. 0.98

03:38:11.580 Everyone's like, you know what, you know what, yeah.

03:38:16.280 I'm going to show you something.

03:38:17.780 All right.

03:38:19.080 Thank you for everyone complimenting my piano plan.

03:38:21.580 OK, so just so you know, you're on one of the DJI's,

03:38:27.580 so if these stop moving, that means your mic stop.

03:38:29.880 All right, I got it.

03:38:30.580 So if you ever want to check, it's right there.

03:38:32.080 Easy.

03:38:32.580 We don't want to do the chat.

03:38:33.580 Cool.

03:38:34.080 Yeah, so.

03:38:35.180 Oh, dude, good.

03:38:36.680 Hey, come do a music day with me.

03:38:39.080 I do really long live streams as well.

03:38:41.080 I want to shout out Sammy for being ran through shout out Sammy in the chat

03:38:50.880 What am I doing?

03:38:57.260 So now you're gonna watch and what's gonna happen

03:39:01.040 I sound constipated sometimes because I'm like

03:39:03.360 He's gonna give a presentation

03:39:04.720 You're gonna talk about it

03:39:06.580 Am I on the screen with him?

03:39:08.300 Yeah, I think you are

03:39:09.780 I'll do it

03:39:10.200 uh yeah i got it yeah it's okay girl relax you're gonna survive

03:39:24.200 it's a feature not a bug you know i get it all right so since i'm gonna have to teach

03:39:31.240 the black pill today um here's what's gonna happen so all we gotta understand right

03:39:39.000 everything when it comes to dating can be boiled down to a business 2.0 graph so everything has

03:39:45.600 boiled down to a graph that looks like dude dude does you have another is there another marker in

03:39:52.920 here yeah wait wait let me type this in real fast but basically everything can be done well I gotta 0.99

03:39:58.560 come on this for us let me just type this in because she's a she's she's a woman and we can't

03:40:06.720 even copy at streaming.com slash what so are you like a red pill guy no I'm just a business guy 0.94

03:40:18.460 who I mean I hate women um because well I hate American women because uh I feel like other 0.86

03:40:25.100 countries kind of stand on business oh those of us out on businesses end up in court a lot 0.98

03:40:30.360 I just don't here's my thing right like if this was like a range like my parents were 0.98

03:40:36.500 arranged married right so then i actually kind of get it if like a woman claims whatever but women 1.00

03:40:42.200 have unlimited dude the average woman matches like dude a four out of ten woman matches with 1.00

03:40:46.120 like 300 guys a day on tinder so like why if she can have unlimited choice then when she picks a 1.00

03:40:52.760 guy if she wants to leave she should just walk out right because she picked the guy that's kind of 0.95

03:40:57.040 how i look at it like i don't i don't get if women have choice well i'll just say this you were you're 0.99

03:41:02.740 so good at piano like I don't even I didn't even know what you were playing

03:41:06.100 in that obviously it was in her key but it was so good and so consistent tempo

03:41:11.860 and everything like that it was like thanks you could just botch and sing 0.98

03:41:15.100 like shit it was still you kept it you didn't get like thrown off by the by us 0.99

03:41:19.960 fucking up our lives yeah yeah I changed the tempo change the key but I had a I 0.99

03:41:29.680 so i only took lessons for two years like like a little bit but i had this russian teacher and 1.00

03:41:34.160 she took a metal ruler and hit my knuckles like and my parents didn't give it they're asian they're

03:41:38.400 like yes i love her right her name was vera and uh yeah i got pretty damn good in two years i'll

03:41:43.680 tell you that much ends up uh physical violence gets you really good at but um yeah fear fear

03:41:50.480 fear is a good motivator am i getting nervous 0.99

03:42:05.280 i don't really want you to touch my stuff you don't fuck her shit up dude well i'm just i just 0.97

03:42:11.120 we didn't consent i just don't really want me to mess with it a lot so you want to me 0.99

03:42:16.400 So you want me to put my fingers in those little holes and mess around with the forbidden places, but not with the set?

03:42:22.400 Of course.

03:42:22.920 It's just really...

03:42:24.180 Well, I was going to do this so that we could be on...

03:42:27.340 Okay.

03:42:28.980 Boundaries.

03:42:29.800 Okay.

03:42:32.140 Do you know how much mess it took to be able to come here?

03:42:39.120 I'm like, I'm coming.

03:42:40.400 I was like, I'm going to be in a great mood because we're going to be doing this.

03:42:44.300 All right.

03:42:45.100 Do you have a...

03:42:45.800 Oh, here we go.

03:42:46.560 There's more markers in here.

03:42:49.740 So basically, if everyone here wants

03:42:52.600 to understand why dating is so messed up in America,

03:42:56.900 every single dating scenario can go down

03:42:59.200 to this business 2.0 graph.

03:43:00.780 So you would put literally men up here and women here.

03:43:06.880 And anything, name any topic in dating,

03:43:10.000 you put those variables here. 0.95

03:43:12.340 And I'll prove to you why America is gynocentric. 0.93

03:43:15.160 so for example let's say cheating right so we'll take like let's say uh cheating 0.86

03:43:23.320 i don't believe that's real i agree but here didn't cheat thank you free r kelly so for 0.77

03:43:32.040 example if if she is a man right she can still take his money money and his um and custody right 1.00

03:43:51.720 sanity sanity right and so cheating as a woman by the way you know what black billed me i don't 0.99

03:43:58.920 know if people know this men actually statistically stay in marriages like longer when women cheat

03:44:06.200 isn't that crazy yeah i know because you don't want anyone to know yeah so for men i know what

03:44:10.840 it's like yeah yeah so like men literally like if a woman cheats um a lot of times the men will

03:44:16.920 still men statistically they get embarrassed yeah like it's usually one of your best friends but

03:44:25.240 also men don't want to lose half their and lose the kids they want to keep their family together

03:44:29.720 so they statistically stay but if she chooses to leave still loses half loses still half his

03:44:37.240 because usually when women cheat when women cheat they are monkey branchers right so 0.93

03:44:44.040 when the women cheat they already decided in their head the marriage is over they're just 0.98

03:44:47.160 trying to prolong it so still she gets she gets she wins right she gets the money and the kids 1.00

03:44:55.240 If a man didn't cheat, right, she can...

03:44:58.760 This is a great chart for me. 1.00

03:45:00.440 Yeah, she can still leave anyway and fucking take half. 1.00

03:45:06.100 Hear that, honey? Hear that? 1.00

03:45:08.940 Even if he didn't fucking cheat, she can still take half of your shit. 1.00

03:45:11.900 And when women didn't cheat... 1.00

03:45:13.460 Might as well cheat anyway. 0.95

03:45:14.560 And when women don't cheat, he stays, right?

03:45:18.180 So, because men never leave. 0.99

03:45:20.300 So, basically, 75% of the time, out of 100, the man's getting fucked over. 0.99

03:45:29.420 So the only time he doesn't get fucked over is if the woman doesn't cheat. 0.99

03:45:35.040 Welcome to gynocentrism. 0.99

03:45:36.800 This works with every single variable.

03:45:38.500 Name a variable, I can prove to you 75% of the graph fucks over the man. 0.87

03:45:41.240 What happens if she's busy? 0.99

03:45:45.980 Then he gives her money, and she ends up with a richer guy.

03:45:49.740 because we're the richest people.

03:45:51.120 Wait, wait, but here's the deal.

03:45:52.600 I think we're in a different era 1.00

03:45:54.080 because girls can cheat in two ways

03:45:56.160 and guys can't cheat. 0.95

03:45:59.040 Guys can have affairs,

03:46:00.380 but they can't cheat.

03:46:02.620 The problem is if we cheat, 1.00

03:46:03.740 we still lose our shit. 1.00

03:46:04.820 No, but I'm saying they can have affairs, 1.00

03:46:06.740 which is different.

03:46:07.960 It's where you're basically

03:46:09.400 having multiple families

03:46:10.620 without informing maybe

03:46:12.660 both the parties of what's going on. 1.00

03:46:14.860 But women can also just withhold sex from you, 1.00

03:46:17.560 which is which is worse than cheating because not only do you not get sex but then they make 1.00

03:46:24.760 it seem like it's your fault correct i know they're evil i i think if women don't first off 0.65

03:46:30.280 we can't talk about um we're probably not allowed to talk about marital grape right 0.54

03:46:36.200 you think great okay um i don't really so within there's edge cases obviously but within like i i

03:46:42.980 know in like uh in like parts of like south india where my parents are now they don't believe in

03:46:47.500 marital great because they go i don't get that's your job if you're married then you're married

03:46:51.800 right and i kind of think that like that is i think it's crazy if a woman doesn't paddle for 0.99

03:46:55.940 three years that's insane that you still lose half your shit as a guy if you cheat like yeah 1.00

03:47:01.380 it's only a couple years without sex it's not wild yeah also here's the thing too if women don't 1.00

03:47:07.740 want to have sex they all know those asexual guys like every girl knows a guy who doesn't want to 0.97

03:47:11.880 like they date like sex addicts and they're shocked he wants to have sex a lot you know what 1.00

03:47:16.560 mean? But maybe they do it as a way because they know how much power they have there. Because if you date a guy that wants sex a lot, then you can take it away. But if he's asexual, now you're cooked because what do you have to hold over him? I guess it's love for his children, but that's not about living anymore. 0.88

03:47:33.600 you know i think it's mostly just children that they stay because because what happens is is is

03:47:38.880 think about this why would you stay more often if you loved your children because the most miserable

03:47:45.760 choice for you would be staying but the best choice for them i'm not saying it is but in your

03:47:51.440 head you're thinking the best choice is stability for them so you're willing to put on a show for 0.99

03:47:56.080 the next 18 years but parents they're somewhere in between i think when women being like it's better 0.58

03:48:02.160 to have two homes that are happy than one home with fighting and it's like but you guys don't 0.50

03:48:06.000 fight with your new partners you know it's like the fun yeah but also also we know that stepdads

03:48:13.000 are the highest percentage of doing some weird stuff but you know why that is i can explain why

03:48:18.240 that is i wonder if it's what if it's because most oh my god okay this is deep what if it's because

03:48:26.120 most of the pedophile stuff the girl's over like a certain age so she's really like like most pedophiles 1.00

03:48:33.700 is like 14 to 18 it's not like yeah and women hate women so she hates her mother 0.77

03:48:39.500 yeah i was gonna go a different direction with that which is i was gonna go when women become

03:48:45.840 single mothers right they're still hypergamous right so like they still think of them as 20 1.00

03:48:50.940 having unlimited options so they get mad when they're a single mom they're the lowest smb 1.00

03:48:54.500 lowest sexual market value and so who's the only guy who has the incentive that date a single 1.00

03:49:00.340 mother that's better than them that guy like a guy who would do some weird stuff with the kids 0.99

03:49:07.540 because because he he's gonna get with a busted fat old single mom because even if he makes 100 1.00

03:49:15.940 grand a year because he has a different motive right right so the women it's them it's women 1.00

03:49:22.020 being hypergamous that cause abuses with the kids because they're not willing to date equal or down 1.00

03:49:28.100 oh so they start yeah because that's the only guy that's willing to put up with that 0.94

03:49:33.380 think about it why would he put up with an old ran through single mom

03:49:37.300 because he has the other motive yeah so it's all women's fault that's what i'm trying to say

03:49:41.700 i'm not saying he should go to jail too but like

03:49:44.900 And people think I'm over-exaggerating when I say this, but I mean it. 1.00

03:49:49.320 I'm like, everything is woman's fault. 1.00

03:49:51.280 But if you're a woman, I'm like, well, I know. 1.00

03:49:54.060 A lot of things are my fault.

03:49:55.420 But at large, we just are cooking society.

03:49:58.640 It's so cooked.

03:50:00.020 I do think that getting the government involved in marriage has a part to play in all of this, too.

03:50:06.840 Because, for example, one of the only ways that you can get divorced in the approach of the Bible is infidelity.

03:50:13.660 Well, that's not even a reason for divorce anymore.

03:50:17.200 Infidelity is not really considered an appropriate reason for divorce, according to the government.

03:50:22.500 The Bible doesn't say that.

03:50:25.800 I know it's like, I've had a lot of friends that have gotten in divorces,

03:50:31.880 but the fact that she was cheating was not a reason for them to accept the divorce proceeding. 0.90

03:50:38.100 No, the Bible only says if a woman, if your wife steps out, then you can divorce her. 0.98

03:50:44.460 But it kind of insinuates you can kill her too. 0.63

03:50:47.240 But also, it's not just the Bible, but in these cultures, if you were a married man, you had kids, 0.98

03:50:57.260 and you went and had sex with a handmaid or whatever, that wasn't a reason to dissolve your marriage

03:51:03.320 because you're the head of your marriage, and you still want to provide for your family. 0.85

03:51:06.640 and why would you... 1.00

03:51:07.640 Women are too much power. 1.00

03:51:08.980 I don't think women are going to accept shit. 1.00

03:51:11.020 I'm history pills. 1.00

03:51:12.540 By the way, what's your thoughts on legalizing prostitution? 1.00

03:51:16.400 Oh, yeah, brothels should be legal.

03:51:17.700 Yeah, yeah.

03:51:17.920 Yeah, I agree. 0.96

03:51:18.720 They should be attached to the strip clubs.

03:51:20.780 I agree. 1.00

03:51:22.020 The strip clubs are brothels, basically.

03:51:23.740 Because none of it makes any sense. 1.00

03:51:25.340 It's like, okay, women are college educated.

03:51:26.940 And I would even do it this strong.

03:51:29.500 I would say it could only happen during the daytime where there's sun.

03:51:32.140 I'd say it could only be in tier A, B cities, like cities that are safe.

03:51:36.020 No, you got to go like three in the morning when you're blacked out. 0.98

03:51:38.560 No, no, but I'm saying that for us just because the women's argument is going to be, oh, but like we have pimps or human sex traffic. 0.81

03:51:44.800 So I'm like, make it like so checks and balances where women can't argue that it's unsafe for them. 0.98

03:51:50.840 So do it during daytime, do it in tier A and B cities where it's super safe with good police systems. 1.00

03:51:56.140 Because if women are so smart and they have agency and they're like, if she's a consenting adult, why can't she like trade that for money? 1.00

03:52:02.500 I just don't get it or get rid of OnlyFans and get rid of pornography. 1.00

03:52:05.120 but like they're not going to do that get rid of sugar day i think sugar day should be illegal by

03:52:09.720 the way i think if i i have a crazy take on this i think here's because because it's it's i'm in

03:52:18.060 business right if i promised you i was going to go blow up your business and make your business a

03:52:21.640 million dollars and you pay me 30 grand for my consulting and then you don't make a million

03:52:25.200 dollars you're actually allowed to sue me more importantly you're allowed to charge back your

03:52:28.420 credit card i'm allowed i'll go to the fdc or sec for fraud if a woman um charges 30 000 as a 1.00

03:52:34.400 stripper, but doesn't fuck you. 1.00

03:52:37.020 That's what she's selling the illusion 1.00

03:52:38.780 that if I give enough money, right? 0.99

03:52:40.640 What is OnlyFans like, hey, if I pay her enough money

03:52:42.680 on donations, we're building a relationship. 1.00

03:52:44.540 And these girls milk milk. 1.00

03:52:45.740 Yeah. 1.00

03:52:46.240 Yeah. 1.00

03:52:46.740 And they make it seem like the sugar daddies are the predators. 0.95

03:52:50.120 They're the targets.

03:52:51.120 These are old guys that are lonely. 1.00

03:52:53.420 And the women just milk them for plastic surgery. 1.00

03:52:56.300 You need college. 1.00

03:52:57.400 You didn't pay for them.

03:52:58.460 But you have to think, if you're a good woman,

03:53:00.380 and you're making $15 or $20 an hour serving or something,

03:53:06.220 and then you're watching your friend get to college

03:53:08.840 interviews paid for by a sugar daddy,

03:53:11.500 why would you not do it?

03:53:13.160 No, exactly.

03:53:14.100 The incentives are just too strong.

03:53:15.160 There's no incentive in America today to be a good guy. 1.00

03:53:17.820 No, or a good woman. 1.00

03:53:19.000 Yeah, there's no incentive, yeah. 0.98

03:53:20.180 Because the girl, she sugar dates, right? 0.99

03:53:23.140 And it's the perfect system. 0.97

03:53:24.700 You sugar date, you get everything paid for. 0.61

03:53:27.380 And you can still now, you don't have to live on a guy's

03:53:29.900 terms, you don't have to listen to what he says, or you can do whatever you want, still 0.95

03:53:33.220 have sex with the hot guys that you're attracted to, and then after, sugar daddy, like these 0.97

03:53:37.900 sugar babies get proposals, there's some like, there's some red pill coat where it's like 1.00

03:53:43.000 a little bit of consequences, I'm like, no the fuck, they do not, and I have seen so 1.00

03:53:47.900 many women have zero consequences for anything ever, because think about it, like you're 0.99

03:53:52.260 dealing with all these lonely old guys, you're telling me they can't get a proposal for one, 1.00

03:53:55.380 are you crazy a hot young chick get out of here and then there's the next hope which is oh but 0.97

03:54:01.460 it's not going to be the men they want i'm like well women get the men we want and divorce them 0.98

03:54:05.140 too we're not happy with any men yeah so the consistency is women getting the money from them

03:54:11.140 so it's just total the only hope that is true is at some point hot men will stop having sex with 0.63

03:54:18.340 you that's our biggest that's our you know that's the worst part but here's an issue these young 0.51

03:54:23.300 the hot guys will still have sex 1.00

03:54:25.260 with the old brats. 1.00

03:54:27.160 You know what I mean? Like the cougar backs. 0.85

03:54:29.420 So the women have to go younger, 1.00

03:54:31.160 but they still get an in-shape, attractive 1.00

03:54:33.280 guy to have sex with them, even when 0.99

03:54:35.080 they're old. 0.99

03:54:37.820 And then there's a couple where 0.90

03:54:39.160 women want relationships, and I'm like, 1.00

03:54:41.400 no, women don't, because then women will be 1.00

03:54:43.180 in a relationship. Women want 1.00

03:54:45.300 to have sex with the hot guy 1.00

03:54:47.200 and then get money 1.00

03:54:49.120 from the beta. And the way society

03:54:51.540 is enabling, 1.00

03:54:52.860 it's like women can do that forever. 1.00

03:54:54.860 Yeah. 1.00

03:54:55.860 You know, even in the nursing homes.

03:54:57.860 Like, here's the other issue.

03:54:58.860 The guys get laid a lot. 0.59

03:54:59.860 They're okay with banging older chicks too.

03:55:02.860 You know what I mean? 0.97

03:55:03.860 Like, Chad will bang the 20-year-old, the 30-year-old,

03:55:05.860 and the 40-year-old.

03:55:07.860 Like, I know a dude that he bangs, he's like 70, 0.73

03:55:10.860 and he runs for 50-year-old women. 0.97

03:55:12.860 That's like his thing.

03:55:13.860 So every age group, like, some Chads are only young women,

03:55:17.860 but like, you age up to the 20-year-old Chads,

03:55:20.860 chats and you go to the men that go for the 30 and like you know what I'm saying like there's

03:55:24.600 always someone that finds a gap in the market and runs through like it's what's available

03:55:30.380 I was born in Anaheim by the way and um that's where Kaiser was at the time but uh

03:55:37.140 there's this place in Anaheim Hills and it's a different city and it's um where all the cougars

03:55:43.500 go and my friend used to go there and he used to just um he was what 23 and he'd be banging like

03:55:50.200 50, 55-year-old girls that hung out there.

03:55:53.260 And a lot of young guys would just go.

03:55:54.960 And I'm like, why do you guys bang cougars?

03:55:58.040 We could be banging girls our age.

03:55:59.520 And they're like, because they're just ready to go. 0.99

03:56:02.120 Show up.

03:56:02.720 And they're just saying that.

03:56:03.520 I need to change the camera angle.

03:56:04.860 It's still on me.

03:56:05.720 What?

03:56:06.320 What's the number to change?

03:56:07.780 Well, I think it's on the house.

03:56:09.300 It's two, but I think he has a camera out there.

03:56:12.780 Oh, OK.

03:56:13.560 But?

03:56:15.560 Or three, maybe three.

03:56:16.980 Two or three.

03:56:17.480 Yeah, there you go.

03:56:18.060 There we go.

03:56:19.820 Yeah, it's like convenience.

03:56:21.780 So men love convenience.

03:56:23.300 And that's the problem is, and men love variety.

03:56:26.500 So I'm sorry, there's always a guy that will do it.

03:56:31.120 Always.

03:56:31.860 Everyone's through, so it's just cool.

03:56:34.540 And then the other thing, when you talk to older women, 0.95

03:56:36.880 there's like this revenge fantasy that the older women will regret. 0.89

03:56:40.280 I know I have a relative who's like in her 50s, right? 1.00

03:56:44.500 And she's been single like most of her life.

03:56:47.000 And I'm asking her, like, are you dating or are you interested in dating?

03:56:50.800 They don't care about it.

03:56:52.100 Like, they're not even, she's like, yeah, I could date,

03:56:54.380 but I'd rather, like, spend time with my kids.

03:56:56.720 I'd rather do this.

03:56:58.260 And that's kind of what we're finding out is, like,

03:56:59.920 women just don't like men that much.

03:57:02.140 And it's like, I'm like, these 50-year-old women are not crying. 0.96

03:57:05.460 They're like, they're just, like, they just don't like men.

03:57:09.340 They're not interested.

03:57:10.860 They do kind of hate us, but, like, I have to be careful, by the way,

03:57:15.040 because I meant to take...

03:57:16.800 Well, I went to go take some antibiotics,

03:57:22.920 and I ended up taking a Tadalphil instead.

03:57:25.760 So I did get the blood flow,

03:57:28.140 but I keep getting random erections.

03:57:30.420 Apologies.

03:57:31.460 It's really not a joke.

03:57:32.940 Stop.

03:57:33.920 Stop.

03:57:35.560 So... 0.84

03:57:36.480 Ellie.

03:57:39.220 I am not joking with you on this,

03:57:42.400 that like the to me what guys have sex with is what's available yeah and this is why it's such 0.96

03:57:51.160 a cope the guys that are always judging the girls that other guys sleep with as the ceo of gay i'd 0.99

03:57:57.160 like to say one thing um you know i wish i had control of my leg it's dude it's so painful i

03:58:05.220 just said i they talked about amputating it even a moment ago and i'm like no okay it's fine it's

03:58:11.820 like i'm in control of my body and kind of like when you look in the mirror and you have those 0.98

03:58:17.060 days where you just go so this is what we're working with ah shit right well you look at 1.00

03:58:24.180 yourself in the mirror you don't want your friends coming up and like roasting the shit out of you 1.00

03:58:27.780 and like being like oh you're you know your nose is crooked this or that it's like you don't do 0.99

03:58:31.680 that to people because they get one body that's what they have to work with and when you compliment

03:58:35.360 somebody you're like hey you look good for you you're getting better for for how god made you 0.97

03:58:39.780 and girls are like that too like you don't tell your friends like oh she's uglier than my girl and

03:58:44.560 this girl my girls are hotter than your girl it's like dude sometimes a guy's good looking he has

03:58:48.840 no confidence sometimes he's confident he's not good looking and a lot of times with guys there's

03:58:53.220 so much work that goes into like bagging girls like texting oh so annoying you have to talk to

03:58:59.860 them about things like uh like who bought a new mansion in the boca ratona inlet and like a new

03:59:06.680 a new handbag that's coming out from some company and you have to pretend like you're enjoying it

03:59:11.820 just to get your wiener touched for like four minutes and then you you get in there and they 0.98

03:59:16.020 say men are bad at sex I think men fake orgasms more than women it's not like we well we act 0.99

03:59:23.020 that we're one and done well a lot of times I'm thinking about like you know like my hot 0.99

03:59:27.600 like cousin or something you know I was gonna say that yeah yeah well

03:59:34.680 that's true that's true it's crazy i was thinking i was talking to this girl today

03:59:43.020 at like the gym and she was saying i was asking her how hinge was going or dating at she said

03:59:47.700 yeah and she's going on these dates and the men just are not interesting i'm thinking dude you're

03:59:51.920 interesting like just no self-awareness i've noticed that women don't like it when a man

04:00:01.060 has interest in who they are as a person if you don't show like immediate sexual attraction 0.78

04:00:08.820 to her like she wants nothing to do with you yeah it's like what's wrong with you you're getting to

04:00:12.980 know me do you like to sew or anything like that like what do you get she's like oh i'm dry i gotta

04:00:22.020 go yeah it's like what are you getting what are you trying to get to know you you don't you can't 0.55

04:00:26.900 really hang out with women like that i think it's because women fall in love through sex like so 0.86

04:00:32.580 like we don't really fall in love with the guy unless he's getting sex so women don't

04:00:37.540 fall in love they don't have they don't have positions they just have feelings and that's

04:00:42.020 why it can change like as a guy you would know if you like a girl or not because you have a 24-hour

04:00:48.100 sun cycle and the women have the moon cycles they're 30 days plus they're like you know there's 1.00

04:00:53.460 It's the full moon time, the half noon. 1.00

04:00:55.480 There's the werewolf time, too. 0.77

04:00:57.440 And so it's like when you realize if you can genuinely have a good time with a woman,

04:01:03.640 it's because you're convinced in your head that you're never going to have sex with them. 0.79

04:01:07.880 If you want to have sex with a woman, you're just coping. 0.85

04:01:11.680 And you get out of it and you go, well, actually, that was a really boring time with that girl. 0.96

04:01:15.680 But, like, why did you stay? 0.93

04:01:17.140 Because the sex was good.

04:01:18.460 So when the sex goes away, that's a new thing now, too.

04:01:21.440 Guys, it's not cheating. 0.86

04:01:22.880 if a girl's holding sex from you 0.67

04:01:25.440 and you go and you need to get it from somebody. 1.00

04:01:28.000 But don't sit with a married woman 1.00

04:01:29.100 because the Bible says that. 1.00

04:01:30.820 That's why, though, I think, like,

04:01:32.520 courts are rewarded more than prudence in, like, 2020.

04:01:35.840 It's all the wrong things are rewarded

04:01:37.220 because you think about it, right?

04:01:39.720 Everyone goes straight from, like,

04:01:41.760 oh, I want to marry this girl.

04:01:43.520 But marriage happens in steps.

04:01:45.720 I mean, there's, like, exceptions.

04:01:47.000 I mean, you're a virgin, but, like,

04:01:48.520 that's not really the rule, right?

04:01:50.380 The rule is men kind of pick

04:01:52.520 who's most convenient and who's there when they're ready to get married they

04:01:56.480 don't really like like just over time and it's also a numbers game when you

04:02:03.440 think about it so if one's putting up 50 bodies in a year someone's bound to do 1.00

04:02:07.300 it like some somebody is tell me all the big sluts from my college are all 1.00

04:02:13.020 married and they were married earlier all of them 1.00

04:02:18.560 hold on i gotta i gotta shout out because they're raised in like a feminist society

04:02:28.560 i just want to give a shout out to sammy alexis uh for being ran through sammy you are a ran 1.00

04:02:34.240 through whore in my opinion thank you how old are you dude i'm 31. man you're very thick 0.98

04:02:44.800 california accent it's very weird oh my god they're already pasadena no um i lived in la 0.95

04:02:52.000 jolla like san diego for like a while um and then oh i just realized like my head's like

04:02:59.200 cut off on the stream um well i was in la jolla by the beach and then i left because like 0.77

04:03:04.160 the girls are just too stupid um and so now i live in san francisco because like all my friends

04:03:08.640 I run like I do a lot of stuff in AI so I'm there and also just like the thing 0.99

04:03:14.700 about San Francisco is that it's like a very dirty city but the people are 0.98

04:03:18.200 really smart and I just can't stand like stupid people I'm like San Diego like 1.00

04:03:23.280 the bitches are retarded you know I mean but wait I haven't met a fellow 1.00

04:03:30.240 Californian on these conversations people probably think you're gay online 1.00

04:03:37.380 line because because you I did not fuck my hot cousin so I kind of agree she's 1.00

04:03:42.960 so right I'll show you but obviously please not well my mormon cousins you 0.99

04:03:56.040 go Instagram I was like five and I sat on her lap and I was crazy hot I'm just

04:04:01.700 kidding I don't know but please don't show the camera oh yeah she knows but I

04:04:22.400 still out of respect for her because she has like a actual w-2 job you know I

04:04:27.860 mean well the problem is I probably need box here because I've seen I saw videos 0.91

04:04:34.220 like Brown by the way she makes 300 grand a year and she's only been on one 1.00

04:04:41.120 guy ever before and that's like that's worse but she would pay like she would 1.00

04:04:46.740 actually pay all your bills

04:04:57.860 no but I'm allowed to I tell people this is actually when you're divorced with kids as a guy

04:05:03.580 and you're like under 40 you're actually kind of in a good position because you can violate so many

04:05:09.240 of the red pill rules like you know if you one dated a single mom it's like well you have kids

04:05:14.100 like it's just humiliating if you don't have kids you know what you should um you should totally get 0.76

04:05:19.960 try to see if you can get sure your mom is to pay your child you should totally go older fatter 0.98

04:05:29.440 whatever you gotta do and just see because these women like the e-girls love you i'm sure the old 0.93

04:05:35.200 women would love you too yeah just pick yourself up so yeah see if you could and you you said you 0.98

04:05:40.220 have the sex thing where you can have sex for a while or whatever so yeah you said on the other 0.98

04:05:46.020 extreme but so you're totally in a great position to just you know yeah doggy style is the best 0.99

04:05:52.900 position i i think it is yeah they could pay your bills look i i would i would we call it doyle

04:06:00.860 maxing when you just you just settle on browns but no in california i did date some some browns

04:06:08.240 before um i love browns well the thing is in california they're all the same whether christian

04:06:14.620 non-christian it just depends how many crystals they have for bibles um but you know what's really

04:06:23.120 weird i get i wonder if it's what it's like to be a girl like i'm like so i've been up for like

04:06:28.600 three days so like now that i'm sitting here i'm like it's like going in out of dream state or

04:06:34.280 whatever and i don't really like know what's going on half the time with this medication but then at

04:06:41.520 same time it does put you back to sleep and then you kind of like wake up and you're like huh like 0.99

04:06:47.200 i i don't know if i like really understood what was going on i feel like women just live like 0.91

04:06:50.960 that they just kind of whatever goes on they let it go on and if it makes them look bad then they 0.52

04:06:55.520 find a way to blame somebody for something really bad i think we just don't pay attention that's

04:06:59.680 what i'm saying like it is like makes me kind of just like unaware yeah james lindsay was checking

04:07:05.840 out women with his daughter though that's pretty cool they said they were getting aroused uh by

04:07:12.640 the uh women on the stage or something like that is me for the marriage counseling yeah

04:07:23.760 it's going to be fun we're going to do a bunch of therapy tomorrow if you guys want to donate

04:07:27.120 just probably things.com slash donate you can pay your therapy that bills to work out like

04:07:33.440 perpetual cheating and if you don't donate money to pearl eventually an indian is going to get it

04:07:38.560 so you might as well yeah i keep cheating with um pretty much anybody that's available um indian or 0.91

04:07:45.520 worse of jews you know they're pretty low so just whoever overtakes you know just go for that and 0.99

04:07:52.240 then every week i go to our therapist and i say i cheated again we're going to see how long it 1.00

04:07:56.480 it takes for him to be recommended and have a divorce so honestly it's like stop please

04:08:07.520 thank you um by the way i don't know how people can enjoy these kinds of things recreationally

04:08:17.120 like it changes your whole personality and you like well i'm not i don't i'm not gonna say it

04:08:23.800 but I'm just going to say they, you know, it's a pretty serious condition. 0.99

04:08:27.840 Being gay and retarded is not easy. 1.00

04:08:31.260 But, no, it's like you'll just be sitting there and all of a sudden you're just like, 1.00

04:08:35.780 you're hot and then you're irritable towards a dog that doesn't speak English

04:08:39.360 and you just like want to smoke a cigarette or something like that.

04:08:43.240 And I'm like, and I wonder why everyone who does this stuff ends up like destroying their life.

04:08:47.320 They're in jail like two years later.

04:08:50.100 It's terrible.

04:08:51.100 and it makes you sick in your stomach you'll take Zofran and like stool softeners I hate it

04:08:59.100 I think I'm gonna go to bed soon anyway so me too yeah you look so tired

04:09:06.260 well I haven't just like sat down and chilled well it's just fun you could do it again

04:09:14.460 maybe I was thinking about getting rid of all the stuff over there and just making

04:09:19.980 If I extend my lease a year, I'm going to make this whole place a set and get rid of the table.

04:09:25.920 So, like, expand it.

04:09:27.740 So, we'll see.

04:09:29.380 I was thinking about last year in the whole house to get a lot of those upstairs.

04:09:33.580 So, we're going to bring brotherhood.

04:09:37.060 Yeah.

04:09:42.160 All right, guys.

04:09:43.200 Well, you guys have any final thoughts?

04:09:45.920 Lots of THOT.

04:09:47.100 I don't know.

04:09:48.160 Is Glenn coming or no?

04:09:51.420 Why not?

04:09:53.160 Well, he can go to your house because I don't want to be able to.

04:09:57.080 He's like nocturnal.

04:09:58.560 I can't do it.

04:10:02.740 Well, my final thoughts are this is fun.

04:10:06.580 You should do it again sometime.

04:10:08.700 But I'll figure out how he can get more mics next time.

04:10:12.200 There you go.

04:10:15.260 I have to walk.

04:10:16.300 I was like falling asleep.

04:10:17.380 sitting up yes give me one second i'm getting some water coming back oh

04:10:25.060 oh what the heck i i got nicotine poisoning right now i accidentally put too much nicotine in

04:10:32.100 oh my gosh that's like terrible well i have a gun so that's a good start to the night

04:10:43.060 um yeah i want everyone to go over i'm gonna start wait let me start my live stream

04:10:47.380 So they can go on to the live stream.

04:10:50.280 All right, guys, if you go to Elijah's channel, it's Riff TV.

04:10:54.560 You also can watch him continue this.

04:10:58.900 So he'll probably be up all night.

04:11:00.700 Well, not all night.

04:11:05.140 Whoa.

04:11:06.080 I'm like, I feel so dizzy.

04:11:07.320 I bet you're not supposed to put that kind of nicotine in.

04:11:10.800 Thank you.

04:11:11.620 I'm going to have a stream.

04:11:13.560 Do you have any final thoughts?

04:11:14.820 I'll put it back on you.

04:11:17.380 um yeah basically um just remember if you're a player if you're a chad the best thing you can

04:11:26.760 do in america is pump and dump there is no reward for being loyal faithful if you're a good person 1.00

04:11:32.640 you might as well fucking you know yeah you might as well just kill yourself in minecraft 1.00

04:11:37.560 um this if you're a man be as toxic as fucking possible because think about this you can either 1.00

04:11:44.300 be tall good-looking shredded rich or you can just be a toxic piece of shit and get the same women 1.00

04:11:50.460 toxic max stay toxic my kings be a piece of shit trip that girl down the staircase in minecraft 1.00

04:11:57.020 hypothetically make women cry make them make them cry because women need two things and two things 1.00

04:12:02.700 only in minecraft as a dark joke they need a good beating and a good fucking good night everyone 0.99

04:12:07.260 Good night, everybody. 0.98

04:12:08.680 We love you out there.

04:12:10.580 Make sure you tell your friends, your mother, all about the show.

04:12:14.840 I'll see you next time.

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Pearl - October 29, 2026

Hoes Are Gunna Be Prostitutes (My Friend Shiv is Here Yay)

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