Pearl - October 28, 2026


“Woman Admits She STALKED Her Boyfriend for YEARS… And He LAUGHS” @JustPearlyThings

“Dating at 50 Is BRUTAL… And This Woman Has a LONG List of Complaints” @JustPearlyThings

Episode Stats


Length

2 minutes

Words per minute

201.34

Word count

411

Sentence count

—

Harmful content

Misogyny

1

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Toxicity

4

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Hate speech

6

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Transcript

Transcript generated with Whisper (turbo).
Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
Toxicity classifications generated with s-nlp/roberta_toxicity_classifier .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
00:00:00.000 listen and we don't judge so what'll happen is the women will want um all of their business on
00:00:06.380 social media and men typically don't want that but um yeah usually they just do what the women
00:00:11.820 want getting down yeah but you go first i want to see what how crazy oh crazy i used to have
00:00:18.060 my famous friends in la dmu whenever you were still in college to see if you'd reply
00:00:23.460 really especially now that i think of it i was a little concerned because you never stitch like
00:00:28.420 you'd never be like yo your boy dm me in like 2020 you had to log on to my phone to um post
00:00:36.220 something on insta and it's still logged in to this day my insta logged on to my phone so she's
00:00:42.780 been what listen she's been watching his dm's for years that's what's the craziest thing 1.00
00:00:47.400 that a woman has done to stalk you put it in the comments no we don't judge we don't judge
00:00:52.480 listen and we don't judge sometimes i stick my phone under the crack in the bathroom to see if 0.99
00:00:57.520 you're pooping you're insane you're actually so insane sometimes if i go to dinner without you 0.96
00:01:03.620 and then it ends up being like really expensive i just put it on your business card because 1.00
00:01:10.160 we don't judge sometimes i wait for you to wash your hair in the shower so i can pee on you and
00:01:15.420 see if you catch me are you kidding me i did catch you one time and you're like i would never do that 0.86
00:01:21.680 you're you're so sick okay whenever we used to be toxic and you would like 0.60
00:01:27.080 unshare your location every other day it didn't matter because i always had 0.98
00:01:32.180 the macbook and i had your location so i've been
00:01:35.080 stalking you for years i knew it i was so sus i knew that you
00:01:40.200 did that i knew it that's funny like it was my job
00:01:44.280 we don't think about it like if a man like it's so funny because i'm laughing
00:01:48.120 and i shouldn't be because that is stalking right but it's
00:01:51.160 funny because when a woman does it to a man it's kind of cute when a man does it to a woman it's
00:01:54.860 disgusting i know i know like it's still wrong right but men still find it cute because it's
00:02:00.680 like oh she cared that's why he's smiling