Pearl - September 27, 2025


How to Fix ALL of Your Relationship Problems


Episode Stats

Length

3 minutes

Words per Minute

151.46996

Word Count

474

Sentence Count

39

Misogynist Sentences

4

Hate Speech Sentences

2


Summary

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So many times us women, and I guess it's ironic, we feel the need to give our opinion. But a lot of our problems in relationships are solved when we just shut the fuck up. Do you think that he wants to know how your day was? Do he care about what's going on on Love Island? Do you really think he cares about your religious or political opinions? He doesn t.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 What up guys? Welcome to the Audacity Network. Here at the Audacity Network, we mean no hate
00:00:06.660 towards any individual, especially you ladies. We love you. However, at times we do use humor
00:00:13.980 and satire to get our points across. We understand that at times we may use generalizations,
00:00:20.860 but we know there are exceptions to every rule. Diversity, inclusion, yay. So today I am going
00:00:31.920 to help you ladies fix all of our relationship problems. Are you in a marriage? Are you looking
00:00:38.100 to get a man? Are you looking to be in a relationship? Well, do I have the advice for you? So many times
00:00:46.860 us women, and I guess it's ironic me saying this, you know, we feel the need to give our
00:00:51.880 opinion. But a lot of our problems in relationships are solved when we just shut the fuck up.
00:01:03.140 Do you think that he wants to know how your day was? Do you think he cares about what's
00:01:09.160 happening on Love Island? Do you think that he wants to know your religious or political
00:01:14.220 opinions? He doesn't. Shut the fuck up. Go to your simp friends. Go to your girlfriends. Go
00:01:22.780 to work and yap there. But when you go home, it's time to shut up. Next, ignore your feelings.
00:01:33.100 Now as women, we have a tendency, not all, to have a range of emotions every day. We wake
00:01:39.560 up. We're on our period. We're sad. The next day, we're happy. We're sad. We're mad. The
00:01:45.360 littlest things set us off. So it's better just as a woman to ignore your feelings and
00:01:52.820 try to act the same even when you're upset. Repress them until it goes away. That always
00:01:59.360 goes well. All right, next. So many men spend time in their day fixing our problems of us being
00:02:08.020 an idiot. An example, if you text and drive as a woman, well, when you get into a fender
00:02:15.240 bender, your husband's going to have to come step in. You cook something and set off the
00:02:21.580 fire alarm. If you tell your guy you're hungry, but you as an adult don't know how to feed
00:02:27.840 yourself. There's basic cooking, cleaning, and just, you know, managing your finance, not
00:02:33.120 spending too much on your credit card. When you can't do something, men do like to help,
00:02:38.760 but they don't want to be saddled down with a bunch of stupid problems they have to fix
00:02:44.440 all day. They'd rather be single. Number four, when in doubt, go back to the kitchen. Did
00:02:51.400 you start a fight earlier? Are you guys bickering? Well, the answer is to go back to the kitchen,
00:02:58.160 shut the F up and ignore your feelings and everything will be good.
00:03:03.080 Thanks for watching guys. Like the video, subscribe to the channel and I'll see you next time.