Pearl - November 27, 2025


I Am Thankful for the Single Moms, OF Models, and Simps! HAPPY THANKSGIVING

Tradcon Women Get Boob Jobs but Nag Men About Corn Single Mothers Are ADDICTED TO TAKING Ls

Episode Stats


Length

4 minutes

Words per minute

145.51

Word count

687

Sentence count

11

Harmful content

Misogyny

6

sentences flagged

Toxicity

15

sentences flagged

Hate speech

10

sentences flagged


Summary

Summaries generated with gmurro/bart-large-finetuned-filtered-spotify-podcast-summ .

I m thankful for the single mothers, the fat women, the black people, the only fans, the whores, and the fans in society. I m also thankful that I get to make fun of these people and make money off of it.

Transcript

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Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
Toxicity classifications generated with s-nlp/roberta_toxicity_classifier .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
00:00:00.300 What up guys, welcome to a Thanksgiving Coffee Thought.
00:00:05.400 So today I'm going to be talking about all the things I'm thankful for.
00:00:10.000 And the first thing that I want to talk about that I'm thankful for,
00:00:13.920 that really allows me to have this channel and do what I do,
00:00:18.180 are the single mothers. 0.75
00:00:21.460 Thank you guys for making terrible decisions with who you decided to reproduce with. 0.99
00:00:27.400 you either picked men you don't really like that much you picked criminals black women i'm looking 1.00
00:00:32.620 at you latinas you know you tried to take the white men um and then decided you wanted to go back 0.99
00:00:38.800 um look i i want to just say thank you to the single mothers for reproducing with men 1.00
00:00:46.520 that are either irresponsible don't want to be fathers or you don't like enough to stay
00:00:53.540 because of you guys I get to do what I do so thank you guys so much I look forward to making 0.99
00:00:59.680 fun of you guys every day um the next group that I'd like to say thank you to is fat women 1.00
00:01:07.160 thank you to the women that are 180 plus 200 pounds um 40 body fat 50 body fat even 80
00:01:18.220 percent body fat for some of you blubberly blubberly whales thank you guys so much for
00:01:25.280 doing what you do um thank you for not being able to put the donut down thank you for not being
00:01:31.820 able to put the cookie down thank you for eating carbs every day um a starbucks caramel lattes
00:01:38.380 thank you it's because of you that the dating market is so terrible um a lot of you would be
00:01:44.660 hot. And, um, thanks to you by not being fat. I get to date, I get to date guys out of my league
00:01:53.040 and, and I get to make fun of you and make money off of it. So thank you so much. Thank you to
00:02:00.760 the bitter women, the terrible mothers out there. Thank you, um, to the men that keep simping. 0.99
00:02:08.400 somebody's got to date these single mothers somebody's got to date these fat women 1.00
00:02:14.860 and i'm happy that it's you and not my brothers i am happy that it's you somebody's got to save
00:02:23.340 society from women's bad decisions and it's better you than anyone in my family 1.00
00:02:27.640 so i want to say thank you to the simps thank you to the fat women thank you the single mothers 1.00
00:02:33.520 now next i want to say thank you to the only fans models and the whores 1.00
00:02:39.580 um in society um there are women that have to bang the men that no one else wants to bang 1.00
00:02:46.100 there's a lot of simpy men out there unattractive men that women do not want to have sex with 0.93
00:02:52.700 and somebody's got to do it and i'm glad that it's you and not me there's a lot of women that 1.00
00:02:58.480 don't want to have sex with their husbands thank you to the only fans models and thank you for 0.83
00:03:03.700 allowing me to make fun of you guys um and just witness your terrible life choices and um get to 0.98
00:03:11.760 observe from my youtube channel newly the new group i want to add in thank you to black people 0.99
00:03:19.000 thank you guys um for committing a lot of crime um thank you guys for the black women for having 1.00
00:03:26.100 herpes um thank you for really just making a lot of bad life choices it does ruin a lot
00:03:32.800 of neighborhoods but it is good content for my channel so i thank you guys too
00:03:36.600 um i think that's about it um who am i missing e did i miss anybody
00:03:45.900 i covered it well thank you guys so much for allowing me to do what i do
00:03:56.400 and last but not least thank you to the fans thank you to my supporters
00:03:59.880 um it's not always easy doing this job
00:04:02.540 i'm lying yes it is it's always easy but i wouldn't be able to do it without you i love
00:04:10.000 you guys happy thanksgiving from my family to yours
00:04:13.300 Thank you.