Pearl - November 27, 2025


I Am Thankful for the Single Moms, OF Models, and Simps! HAPPY THANKSGIVING


Episode Stats

Length

4 minutes

Words per Minute

145.50975

Word Count

687

Sentence Count

11

Misogynist Sentences

6

Hate Speech Sentences

10


Summary

Summaries generated with gmurro/bart-large-finetuned-filtered-spotify-podcast-summ .

Transcript

Transcript generated with Whisper (turbo).
Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
00:00:00.300 What up guys, welcome to a Thanksgiving Coffee Thought.
00:00:05.400 So today I'm going to be talking about all the things I'm thankful for.
00:00:10.000 And the first thing that I want to talk about that I'm thankful for,
00:00:13.920 that really allows me to have this channel and do what I do,
00:00:18.180 are the single mothers.
00:00:21.460 Thank you guys for making terrible decisions with who you decided to reproduce with.
00:00:27.400 you either picked men you don't really like that much you picked criminals black women i'm looking
00:00:32.620 at you latinas you know you tried to take the white men um and then decided you wanted to go back
00:00:38.800 um look i i want to just say thank you to the single mothers for reproducing with men
00:00:46.520 that are either irresponsible don't want to be fathers or you don't like enough to stay
00:00:53.540 because of you guys I get to do what I do so thank you guys so much I look forward to making
00:00:59.680 fun of you guys every day um the next group that I'd like to say thank you to is fat women
00:01:07.160 thank you to the women that are 180 plus 200 pounds um 40 body fat 50 body fat even 80
00:01:18.220 percent body fat for some of you blubberly blubberly whales thank you guys so much for
00:01:25.280 doing what you do um thank you for not being able to put the donut down thank you for not being
00:01:31.820 able to put the cookie down thank you for eating carbs every day um a starbucks caramel lattes
00:01:38.380 thank you it's because of you that the dating market is so terrible um a lot of you would be
00:01:44.660 hot. And, um, thanks to you by not being fat. I get to date, I get to date guys out of my league
00:01:53.040 and, and I get to make fun of you and make money off of it. So thank you so much. Thank you to
00:02:00.760 the bitter women, the terrible mothers out there. Thank you, um, to the men that keep simping.
00:02:08.400 somebody's got to date these single mothers somebody's got to date these fat women
00:02:14.860 and i'm happy that it's you and not my brothers i am happy that it's you somebody's got to save
00:02:23.340 society from women's bad decisions and it's better you than anyone in my family
00:02:27.640 so i want to say thank you to the simps thank you to the fat women thank you the single mothers
00:02:33.520 now next i want to say thank you to the only fans models and the whores
00:02:39.580 um in society um there are women that have to bang the men that no one else wants to bang
00:02:46.100 there's a lot of simpy men out there unattractive men that women do not want to have sex with
00:02:52.700 and somebody's got to do it and i'm glad that it's you and not me there's a lot of women that
00:02:58.480 don't want to have sex with their husbands thank you to the only fans models and thank you for
00:03:03.700 allowing me to make fun of you guys um and just witness your terrible life choices and um get to
00:03:11.760 observe from my youtube channel newly the new group i want to add in thank you to black people
00:03:19.000 thank you guys um for committing a lot of crime um thank you guys for the black women for having
00:03:26.100 herpes um thank you for really just making a lot of bad life choices it does ruin a lot
00:03:32.800 of neighborhoods but it is good content for my channel so i thank you guys too
00:03:36.600 um i think that's about it um who am i missing e did i miss anybody
00:03:45.900 i covered it well thank you guys so much for allowing me to do what i do
00:03:56.400 and last but not least thank you to the fans thank you to my supporters
00:03:59.880 um it's not always easy doing this job
00:04:02.540 i'm lying yes it is it's always easy but i wouldn't be able to do it without you i love
00:04:10.000 you guys happy thanksgiving from my family to yours
00:04:13.300 Thank you.