Pearl - January 31, 2026


I'm The Most Trad Girl Alive!


Episode Stats


Length

4 minutes

Words per minute

199.0624

Word count

920

Sentence count

2

Harmful content

Misogyny

5

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Toxicity

2

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Hate speech

5

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Summary

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In this episode, I talk about my 2026 goals and what I want to accomplish in the next 5 years. I also talk about how I m trying to figure out a system for keeping my house clutter free.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 none of these bitches are traditional you're not traditional till you put the phone down 1.00
00:00:05.040 i could i have a traditional woman in my in my phone book that woman doesn't even have a cell 1.00
00:00:09.200 phone or she just got one actually um she she would not have time you a traditional woman does 1.00
00:00:16.960 not have time to do a show like this certainly not like her makeup is going to take her an hour every 0.52
00:00:23.040 day her makeup her hair picking the outfit like traditional women look haggard i'm gonna be honest 0.99
00:00:28.800 um traditional women like she never wore makeup she didn't have time for that and just because 1.00
00:00:35.580 I grew up with nannies so there's a lot of like basic stuff I didn't know how to do and
00:00:39.240 I used to do like after school I would have three hour volleyball practices like I would basically
00:00:45.860 have five to six hours of volleyball and basketball and it's like you go home you don't want to clean
00:00:52.460 you're exhausted you just ran for like four hours you know but I've made so much the last two three
00:00:58.300 years i've kind of like taken a step back my career i don't do the biggest shows anymore or
00:01:04.460 whatever and i've really spent so much time teaching myself this stuff it was incredible
00:01:10.160 when i moved i couldn't figure out why i kept burning shit because i went back in chicago i 0.81
00:01:15.160 would cook and i learned how to cook things a certain way and recently like two weeks ago i
00:01:20.140 found out it was the type of pan when i moved the old owners had a different type of pan it was
00:01:26.300 stainless steel and you need to put the setting on lower and it was just that one little thing
00:01:31.740 I used to like I didn't understand stainless steel you need to also clean with like the scrubber
00:01:36.440 and bar keepers I didn't understand so I would waste all this time using just a normal scrub
00:01:41.380 like you know and it's just like little stuff like that where you're like oh my god I have done this
00:01:47.440 the wrong way ungodly for too long I also realized um I was wasting a lot of time because I would
00:01:54.460 i would think oh i learned this one meal and then i would move on to the next and the next and the
00:01:59.180 next what i realized is you have to eat the same thing and learn that to the point where you don't
00:02:03.980 need to look at the recipe um where i would just be like okay let's learn this next thing and learn
00:02:08.680 this next thing it's much better to just have like 10 recipes that you're really really good at
00:02:13.680 um before moving on i really want to get better at folding so i know how to fold but it's just
00:02:19.140 not that good like it just feels like it could be cleaner you know um and ironing i like never iron
00:02:25.540 so i kind of want to get better at that i know how to do it but it just i don't do it like every
00:02:30.180 time i do laundry that makes sense so um yeah i don't think i take care of my clothes very well
00:02:36.260 but that's on my list that's my my 2026 list i'll tell you i'll tell you my goals for 2026
00:02:42.180 i want to get really you know i'll pull up my google doc with my goals in it all right so the
00:02:46.660 way i work is i always have a working google doc with everything i want to achieve okay i might
00:02:52.420 even share this on stream is there anything personal here okay i'll i'll share it it
00:02:57.300 bucket bucket you know what i mean um i share screen so this is how like my to-do list goes
00:03:07.540 um these are the potential like the goals so these are like my work so i'll start with like
00:03:12.740 the we have to figure out the software stuff for like we're switching the app right now so
00:03:22.100 right now i'm paying a bunch of money to all these websites to like
00:03:26.180 do all this app stuff it's really annoying and i'm trying to like fix that you know um so these
00:03:33.060 are like options then there's like oh i bought something from these two places and i need to
00:03:39.760 use them then i have i'm trying to fix the jaw thing i was telling you about um got to pick a
00:03:47.900 documentary editor street interviews i want to do soon and it's like working so um then there's
00:03:54.700 house things i want to get better at making a cleaning system for the bathrooms improve my
00:04:00.680 stove slightly dusting um declutter i need to declutter my pantry equipment my cleaning supplies
00:04:07.480 laundry i want to make the beds a little bit because i can make them but they just don't
00:04:10.780 look like pristine like in the hotels so i want to get better um laundry how to clean the washing
00:04:17.040 machine and then sometimes if i can't figure out a solution i try to say the problem because i'm
00:04:22.560 like sometimes i'm frustrated i don't know why so i hate cleaning the bathroom shower because
00:04:27.680 the the glass door i just have not found a really good system to like clean it and it just feels
00:04:33.380 like it takes me forever. So I want to figure out a better system for it.