Pearl - March 07, 2026


James Fishback Is A SIMP!


Episode Stats


Length

7 minutes

Words per minute

168.39774

Word count

1,216

Sentence count

52

Harmful content

Misogyny

16

sentences flagged

Toxicity

10

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Hate speech

11

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Summary

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Super simp is running for governor of Florida and he's running on a platform of ending single motherhood and family values. I don't know about you, but I've never heard of someone running for Governor in Florida who I think is a simp.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 Let me get this straight. So now women can withhold sex and marriage and the guy can't even cheat in peace. 1.00
00:00:10.220 Oh, I hate this guy. This guy, I think I just can't stand this guy. 0.99
00:00:15.720 Apparently he's running for governor in Florida and he's just a super simp. Look at this.
00:00:20.840 That's the affordability side. Second, we got to do strong families. How do you fight for strong families?
00:00:25.900 you have to incentivize marriage. You have to stop disincentivizing marriage. Look,
00:00:32.980 a single mom is going to get more in food stamps than a mom who's married. 1.00
00:00:38.780 So what are we, what message are we sending? Stay single, get divorced. You'll get more money. 1.00
00:00:44.560 So Thomas Sowell, my favorite economist always said, show me the incentive and I'll show you
00:00:49.240 the outcome. The incentive is for people largely to stay single, to not get married.
00:00:56.940 Yeah. So he doesn't understand what's happening is we've given women freedom
00:01:00.700 and women are fighting to not reproduce with average men. And that is what we're biologically 0.99
00:01:05.900 programmed to do. That's how society survived. It's, you know what I mean? If I'm glucking my
00:01:10.540 husband and he gets killed by the stronger tribe guy, I would die out if I was loyal. 0.95
00:01:15.740 If I said, no, sir, I'm not gluck glucking you. I'm gluck glucking him only and you killed him 0.99
00:01:20.440 and I'm loyal. No, women will just say, Hey, um, like I used to think I was like, Oh, I would 1.00
00:01:25.880 never do only fans. I would never do sex work. And the older I got, the more I thought, you know
00:01:31.320 what? I've never known what it's like to be that desperate because I have a father to fall back on.
00:01:36.420 I don't know what it's like. Right. So like if I was in the old days, I would probably have to
00:01:41.800 gluck gluck to survive you know um and that's you know just kind of how it is and since we can't
00:01:47.260 since men aren't dying like they are they're killing themselves but they're not like historically
00:01:51.360 a lot of men would die in war and stuff so because of that um because of that um yeah now women are 0.56
00:01:58.840 doing the same thing just in a different way and i'll tell you divorce so what he's gonna say is
00:02:06.440 oh it's just the incentives that's why women aren't getting married i'm like you could put
00:02:10.660 every incentive to for women to have children and kids you can give them cash money and they'll 1.00
00:02:16.340 still say no it's a tragedy look if you're an abusive relationship i will always support your
00:02:21.860 right to exit that relationship well yeah but you gotta ask the question first is she abusing also 1.00
00:02:27.860 what is abuse what a simps simps ask no question they just believe they want they want female
00:02:36.340 attention so bad but if you cheat on your partner i'm gonna reform the divorce laws 1.00
00:02:43.220 so you give up 100 of everything no questions asked if you are an adulterer in our state
00:02:49.620 bruh what up guys my name is pearl davis i have a youtube show and i'm a cultural commentator
00:02:56.560 if your wife girlfriend or situationship is acting up you can hire me to make a personalized
00:03:02.180 video to break the news. I can tell her to lose weight, stop being a bitch, stop spending too 1.00
00:03:07.360 much money, get back in the kitchen, or stop being a whore. Is your buddy simping for an 1.00
00:03:12.080 overweight mid? I will tell him to stop contributing to Hoflation today. Find me on
00:03:17.780 shout out for only $2.99. You can put your wife in her place today and you can get your friends
00:03:23.560 to stop simping. Let me get this straight. So now women can withhold sex and marriage 1.00
00:03:31.220 and the guy can't even cheat in peace. Incredible. And then there is a divorce.
00:03:40.060 You as the adulterer, you as. Okay. Well, the video is too quiet.
00:03:45.520 Okay. Well, the sounds all the way up. I don't know what to tell you.
00:03:47.940 We'll lose full custody and we'll lose full claims to any assets in that marriage. 0.97
00:03:53.960 I mean, that's not really a fair law. So if a guy has a house and he works for 20 years and he gets
00:04:02.180 Poonani one time, now she's entitled to all of his cash. It's incredible.
00:04:08.300 With all due respect, the reporting from the Daily Mail yesterday
00:04:10.880 makes clear that Congressman Donalds did commit adultery when he hit on Erica Donalds and then
00:04:17.940 was later divorced by his wife bisa hall in 2002 it applies to everyone male or female
00:04:24.480 simps are gonna simp let's bring in the pimps god like do you see look at sometimes i'm just like
00:04:34.440 i can see why women are so awful because imagine this is the leadership you're under this level 1.00
00:04:40.540 of simpery i think simping has got to be worse what's worse a woman cheating or a man simping 0.98
00:04:47.340 I know you guys are going to say a man, like a woman cheating, but I don't know, man.
00:05:02.940 Do you know what?
00:05:03.860 Because sometimes the man's such a simp, he gets cheated on.
00:05:07.280 It's like, well, I kind of understand.
00:05:10.460 I'm not saying it's right, you know, but it's like you have no standards for yourself as
00:05:16.300 a person.
00:05:18.140 what did you accept what did you expect to happen right and then the simps they defend the other
00:05:25.100 like they defend all the women and they're like the enforcers for the women like the women would 0.92
00:05:29.580 get away they wouldn't get away with so much if it wasn't for the simps enforcing you know it's
00:05:35.100 just incredible to me if you enter the covenant of marriage and then you cheat you're giving up
00:05:41.180 everything you don't have any rights because i've seen up close not in my own family but people
00:05:45.420 close to me who have suffered through the stress the pain the affliction of divorce
00:05:51.100 you know the gop said and you just believed the woman huh 1.00
00:05:58.700 men like him make my blood boy i think it's because i'm not biologically i'm
00:06:03.020 biologically like made to be repulsed by this by simps right um but like i i looked at this
00:06:11.660 and i'm like i got so pissed i'm like you dude we don't have privilege i actually disagree i
00:06:18.060 have a lot of privilege i have the privilege of growing up in a two-parent household
00:06:24.220 i didn't have to have my mom and dad fight about who's gonna have custody this weekend i didn't
00:06:29.180 leave my homework at my mom's house and then have to give that excuse to my teacher on tuesday
00:06:33.820 morning divorce is wrong adultery is a moral sin and if you commit it no we're not going to arrest
00:06:43.180 you but if you are a man and you cheat on your wife in florida get ready to lose everything i
00:06:51.580 will not tolerate that in our state we will stand up for the dignity and the sanctity of marriage 1.00
00:06:56.620 in florida what a fuck fuck you dude really women are out here on social media with only fans 1.00
00:07:03.980 and you fuck you you are just a super i just can't i can't live in this society anymore 1.00