Pearl - January 15, 2026Kasparian Tries To Sell Marriage (And Fails)
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Summary
In this episode, the brother and sister duo of the and debate the benefits and drawbacks of marriage. They discuss the pros and cons of having a partner, what they get out of marriage, and what they should do if they don't already have a partner.
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The main thing I want people to understand, okay, Pearl's going to trash women no matter what.
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But my biggest gripe with you is you're discouraging people from entering marriages.
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It really is. You get a partner, you get a teammate, you get to build a life together,
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and it's beautiful. I feel like misery loves company in this situation.
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And how would you know what you get out of marriage if you haven't experienced marriage
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in the first place? I'm not saying that as a personal attack. I really hope that Pearl
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meets the love of her life and gets married. It's not about that. But you trash it without
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really understanding what the benefits are. Why do we have phrases like it's cheaper to keep her?
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Pearl. Answer the question. Divorce is expensive. And by the way, on purpose to discourage people
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from getting divorced in the first place. Why do we have phrases like happy wife, happy life?
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Because it's true. Same with happy husband, happy life. I don't want to come home to an angry
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husband. But that's not a phrase. Do you have any other like catchphrase or slogan you want to throw
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at me? What do men get out of marriage? They get a partner. That gains 25 pounds in the first five
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years. Men get pretty fat too. I don't know if you've done a comparative analysis on that. They
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actually end up gaining more weight than their wives do. And who cares? Men. I mean, have a
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conversation with your partner. Encourage her. Be an adult. How can men and women be equal?
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especially if she's giving you children. How can men and women be equal when one is expected to die
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for the other? I don't expect anyone to die for anyone else. I don't know what that even comes
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from. Yeah, but men are willing to die for you every day. The men in the police force,
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the men in the military. What about the women in the police force? They're not, they're one,
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they're 10% and they cause so many problems. So what? Who cares what percentage women make up of
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police force they're in the police force my sister-in-law's a cop actually they can't they
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can't do the same jobs there's videos on the internet everywhere getting their guns taken