Pearl - April 25, 2025


Kicked Out for Being 5'7＂


Episode Stats


Length

2 minutes

Words per minute

191.11302

Word count

443

Sentence count

2

Harmful content

Misogyny

8

sentences flagged

Hate speech

2

sentences flagged


Summary

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In this episode, we talk about the dangers of cheating on a married woman and how to get kicked out of a woman s house for using her vibrator. We also talk about how women should have a poker face.

Transcript

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Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
00:00:00.000 poker face uh if men didn't have them uh women would be even more single than they are now 1.00
00:00:06.320 yeah that's the thing i don't think a lot of women have any idea how offensive the things that we say 1.00
00:00:17.080 are because men don't react they just like eat it because they want to get laid otherwise you 0.99
00:00:22.480 guys would never get laid yeah i was talking to this when i was working at dairy queen and
00:00:28.080 i was the king of dairy and uh this lady i went i went yeah bro
00:00:35.080 and uh this girl she was married but she was 17 because it's like ukrainian church type thing they
00:00:43.400 just marry young so i went over to her place and things were going good and then she goes 1.00
00:00:48.280 i need to stop and i said why and she was like well you're just you're only five seven
00:00:54.240 and she she kicked me out of her house she invited me to her house and then she kicked me out and i 1.00
00:01:00.740 was like not because of that not because of the not because of the husband but because of the 0.83
00:01:06.860 five seven yeah she was like i don't know what i'm doing with you and i was like she's like dude i
00:01:12.220 don't know either man she's like if i'm gonna cheat he's gotta be five yeah wait wait so so
00:01:19.660 was this after you hit it a couple times no i never i never got to i never got to like i got
00:01:25.900 close but i like one is her husband was like a big guy too like he would definitely like murdered
00:01:31.860 me and i was only i was only 19 i was like i got i got a life to live you know so i was a little
00:01:37.200 a little worried about that but yeah we were i would go over and watch the bachelor with her
00:01:43.200 maybe that's why i don't watch the bachelor with mary if you want to get late
00:01:46.820 what how many episodes yeah because you're you watch with this she's watching she's watching
00:01:53.400 those like six five chads on the bachelor and then she's like i had no chance she's like what
00:01:58.560 am i i could then she thinks she could get the guys on tv cooked cooked maybe kicked me out so 1.00
00:02:04.680 she could use her vibrator yeah you want to talk about a poker face we'll be sitting through the
00:02:09.600 bachelor with a woman how did you make it through a whole episode god dude she she would cook some 1.00
00:02:15.900 Bomb food, man.
00:02:17.100 It was like these little Russian cakes.