Pearl - Kiss The Wall or Marry A 304： YOUR PICK!

00:00:00.000 uh he's saying would you rather kiss the wall basically or what's the other one

00:00:03.760 mario 304 with no pre-no pre-no pre-no like what is that on the panel fresh yeah i'm never

00:00:09.600 what is that what is whatever i'm never gonna kiss real for me you know i love watching these

00:00:14.400 tradcom dudes just get cooked okay okay bro yeah 20 to 50. uh guests of honor on the panel welcome

00:00:24.320 james fish

00:00:27.920 glad to have you we know who you are they may not tell who you are

00:00:31.120 i am running for to be the governor of florida let's go man i'd have you

00:00:36.960 of a chance first and then get into questions uh from james and uh go from there sounds good

00:00:40.880 yeah um so camp two times says uh hey ladies should women cook more i'm just saying if god

00:00:46.400 didn't want women to be cooking you wouldn't have put milk and eggs in your bodies oh

00:00:50.160 uh all right so should women cook more we'll go yes or no if you think stupid question

00:00:57.580 not i mean it's from the chat but like should questions are stupid um and it took me a little

00:01:03.160 bit of maturity to like come to this conclusion are women gonna cook more no can we force women

00:01:09.180 to cook more no women will not cook more the end women should cook more raise of hands i mean i

00:01:14.940 cook a lot like what's more oh okay so only no one thinks women should cook more here i mean like

00:01:21.500 what's more like i cook more than you currently do i mean breakfast lunch and dinner and snacks

00:01:26.640 so like what's damn nobody raised their hands bro i mean i cook a lot damn that's it yeah nobody

00:01:33.780 raised their hands i don't have a kid and i like take out i would get a private chef oh she's

00:01:39.360 balling like that yeah she's balling my best friend my best friend's the private chef nobody

00:01:44.140 cooks anymore i i got an air fryer i do cook i don't use an air fryer says a lot about society

00:01:49.960 nowadays i learned to cook um as an adult i thought i could cook when i was younger because

00:01:55.000 i could cook like three meals and then um i was actually i was talking to this guy a while back

00:02:02.440 and he was like i was like oh i love to cook and he's like no you don't and he's like women that

00:02:06.880 cook have like instagram stories of all their food like where are yours and i was like do i not know

00:02:13.000 how to cook um anyway so then as an adult i learned how to cook so and women yeah who here

00:02:23.140 cooks regularly and when i say regularly like four times a week if not more daily one two three four

00:02:30.160 i do um but okay it doesn't count like what is cooking right because it's cooking like making

00:02:37.520 a sandwich right does that really count is it like like you know what i mean because there's

00:02:42.480 like levels to cooking what up guys my name is pearl davis i have a youtube show and i'm a

00:02:48.100 cultural commentator if your wife girlfriend or situationship is acting up you can hire me to make

00:02:54.140 a personalized video to break the news i can tell her to lose weight stop being a bitch stop spending

00:02:59.700 too much money get back in the kitchen or stop being a whore is your buddy simping for an

00:03:04.660 overweight mid i will tell him to stop contributing to hoflation today find me on shout out for only

00:03:11.240 $2.99. You can put your

00:03:13.240 wife in her place today, and you

00:03:15.320 can get your friends to stop simping.

00:03:18.220 Daily?

00:03:19.260 Is that four out of four? Half the girls?

00:03:20.900 Myron, the takeaway here is we've got to bring home economics back

00:03:23.260 to the public schools here in Florida.

00:03:25.100 As governor, I will do that.

00:03:26.880 That's what we've got to do. I mean, seriously.

00:03:27.880 You want to tell them what home economics is?

00:03:29.800 Yeah, so home economics is where you

00:03:31.580 go to a class, you learn how to cook,

00:03:33.880 you learn how to balance a checkbook, you learn how

00:03:35.660 to manage your lifestyle

00:03:37.580 outside of the academics. I mean, you guys, we all

00:03:39.620 went to high school, right?

00:03:41.240 did we did we really learn practical skills for the real world in high school i did yeah i did

00:03:46.200 yes what was that like for you yeah but who's gonna teach them you're gonna have the same

00:03:50.040 problem education is ran by women women don't know how to do that who's gonna teach them

00:03:55.160 you know i think you can cook after you can make a menu worth of breakfast lunch and dinner

00:03:59.880 yeah i can do that now actually not that this isn't about me but yeah i i actually agree with

00:04:05.320 that most middle-aged men know how to cook decent meals maybe not from scratch but chef level foods

00:04:10.440 i agree yeah that's true i went to the high school of economics and finance on wall street in new

00:04:15.800 york so i learned whoa yeah we had classes from bloomberg and moody's so i actually holy crap

00:04:21.480 we need that in florida yeah there's some things we can learn from new york i'll be the first to

00:04:24.920 admit that yes yes um actually my school originally was a nyu building and they repurposed it to a

00:04:31.480 magnet high school nice yeah and your son is a public school kid in broward you were saying

00:04:35.960 right unfortunately what is what is that experience like um it's really frustrating because like i've

00:04:41.720 gone to the school at 8 a.m like the teachers are yelling you know when i was a kid we were at

00:04:47.480 recess for at least 45 minutes lunch was the whole like social experiment experience um but he's

00:04:53.800 telling me that um they're not allowed to talk in lunch lunch is like very quick um their recess is

00:05:00.120 like 10 minutes it's the first thing they take away if the class is rowdy so it's frustrating

00:05:04.920 i definitely want to homeschool okay so my view is you have a right to homeschool your child and

00:05:11.000 if broward county is going to spend fifteen thousand dollars on your kid you should when

00:05:16.120 you pull them out you should be able to get the full fifteen thousand dollars today you only get

00:05:19.080 about nine or ten right if you make the decision to homeschool you've got to get laptop you've got

00:05:23.400 to get books you might get a tutor you might do your own field trips we're going to give you every

00:05:27.560 single penny if i become the governor every single penny that the school district would have spent

00:05:31.880 on your son we're going to give that to you as a check thank you wow i have a question real quick

00:05:38.040 for fishback yes um so everything you're saying on this platform right now on this podcast is

00:05:45.080 basically accurate for your campaign there's nothing like just to clarify you're not here

00:05:49.320 joking you're here telling us your actual policies and campaign i am serious as a heart attack caused

00:05:55.720 caused by the covid vaccine okay that's awesome yeah i'm glad to hear it and look i'm here guys

00:06:00.040 myron and fresh invited me i'm here because i want to show up where voters least expect me

00:06:05.720 you guys i'm sure don't necessarily watch cnn regularly absolutely read the new york times

00:06:10.280 the new york times is back there i don't think you guys read that stuff regularly um because

00:06:14.500 you got lives you don't need to get caught up in the political craziness so the fake news i'm here

00:06:19.620 just to share and to listen and hopefully by the end of this you'll say hey i want to i want to

00:06:25.580 this guy my governor i'll think about it you got six months all right uh question like what's the

00:06:31.500 uh i gotta ask this question what's like the racial makeup at the school

00:06:37.660 he was going fort lauderdale so it's mostly spanish like 50 you know i didn't look it up but

00:06:46.380 sounds like jail but over there oh my god actually when my son left school the other

00:06:50.220 day he was like bye bye prison and i'm like that's sad so what would you if you had to rough guess

00:06:55.660 it like what do you think the the breakup is of the school probably 50 50 spanish okay and then

00:07:01.500 what's the other 50 made up of a little black a little white so 25 each maybe maybe okay okay

00:07:09.580 like cubans probably or venezuelans i don't know because it's fort latino not miami okay but

00:07:15.580 south american hispanics probably yeah all right all right uh what else do we got here who um next

00:07:22.460 chat yep okay my vote is going to completely uh is going to completely predicated on how much

00:07:30.060 candidate fishback is able to roast these 304s and before you ask yes they really are that stupid

00:07:35.180 ew okay cash you have you ladies you want to say anything back you want to say to him i mean i

00:07:38.620 graduated valedictorian who's stupid yeah you're still a single mom okay well i mean he threw me

00:07:45.420 in the class guys with class elegance and frame so it's good did you graduate valedictorian from

00:07:51.020 school like college or high school college okay awesome okay uh what else we got here freshest

00:07:57.740 dog says uh candidate fishback yeah i can't read it's getting blocked would you rather sell out to

00:08:04.460 israel or marry one of the 304s on the panel without a prenup this guy bro

00:08:08.300 ew who made up the the the lingo 304s upside down it looks like a 305 rockets 305s okay uh

00:08:17.660 what would you what would you say to that james uh he's saying would you rather kiss the wall

00:08:21.660 basically or what's the other one marry a 304 with no prenup fresh like what is that on the panel

00:08:29.500 fresh i'm never what is it what is it i'm never gonna kiss the wall for me

00:08:34.220 it means a hole this is why we're all single these minute wait you said you would kiss the

00:08:39.420 wall i would never kiss the wall oh he's married right now israel is receiving 385 million dollars

00:08:47.180 of our tax of our money i don't like how he talks don't i don't know in florida yes the florida

00:08:54.140 republicans i'm a republican one of those kind of republicans they're lending 385 million dollars

00:08:59.340 a year to israel crazy idea for our money just for whatever whatever they want they give women

00:09:06.220 maternity leave completely paid there's universal health care in israel universal education

00:09:11.820 abortion up until the moment of birth we all pay for that we all pay for that we lend them a third

00:09:17.740 of a billion dollars every year what i've said is this governor i'm going to divest that money i'm

00:09:22.940 going to bring it back and i'm going to invest in our communities i grew up in fort lauderdale out

00:09:26.780 and Davey, that money should be used for us, not for any other foreign country, least of all Israel.

00:09:34.060 Yes, that's my view. So to your question, I'm not kissing the wall under any circumstances.

00:09:38.220 I know Myron isn't going to kiss the wall either. Yeah, no. Yeah, we'll take the 304, bro.

Pearl - March 12, 2026

Kiss The Wall or Marry A 304： YOUR PICK!

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