Pearl - March 12, 2026
Kiss The Wall or Marry A 304: YOUR PICK!
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Summary
In this episode, we have a special guest on the show, James Fish, who is running for Governor of Florida. We talk about women cooking more, why women should cook more, and why men should cook less.
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uh he's saying would you rather kiss the wall basically or what's the other one
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mario 304 with no pre-no pre-no pre-no like what is that on the panel fresh yeah i'm never
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what is that what is whatever i'm never gonna kiss real for me you know i love watching these
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tradcom dudes just get cooked okay okay bro yeah 20 to 50. uh guests of honor on the panel welcome
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glad to have you we know who you are they may not tell who you are
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i am running for to be the governor of florida let's go man i'd have you
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of a chance first and then get into questions uh from james and uh go from there sounds good
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yeah um so camp two times says uh hey ladies should women cook more i'm just saying if god
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didn't want women to be cooking you wouldn't have put milk and eggs in your bodies oh
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uh all right so should women cook more we'll go yes or no if you think stupid question
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not i mean it's from the chat but like should questions are stupid um and it took me a little
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bit of maturity to like come to this conclusion are women gonna cook more no can we force women
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to cook more no women will not cook more the end women should cook more raise of hands i mean i
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cook a lot like what's more oh okay so only no one thinks women should cook more here i mean like
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what's more like i cook more than you currently do i mean breakfast lunch and dinner and snacks
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so like what's damn nobody raised their hands bro i mean i cook a lot damn that's it yeah nobody
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raised their hands i don't have a kid and i like take out i would get a private chef oh she's
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balling like that yeah she's balling my best friend my best friend's the private chef nobody
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cooks anymore i i got an air fryer i do cook i don't use an air fryer says a lot about society
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nowadays i learned to cook um as an adult i thought i could cook when i was younger because
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i could cook like three meals and then um i was actually i was talking to this guy a while back
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and he was like i was like oh i love to cook and he's like no you don't and he's like women that
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cook have like instagram stories of all their food like where are yours and i was like do i not know
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how to cook um anyway so then as an adult i learned how to cook so and women yeah who here
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cooks regularly and when i say regularly like four times a week if not more daily one two three four
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i do um but okay it doesn't count like what is cooking right because it's cooking like making
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a sandwich right does that really count is it like like you know what i mean because there's
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like levels to cooking what up guys my name is pearl davis i have a youtube show and i'm a
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cultural commentator if your wife girlfriend or situationship is acting up you can hire me to make
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a personalized video to break the news i can tell her to lose weight stop being a bitch stop spending
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too much money get back in the kitchen or stop being a whore is your buddy simping for an
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overweight mid i will tell him to stop contributing to hoflation today find me on shout out for only
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Myron, the takeaway here is we've got to bring home economics back
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That's what we've got to do. I mean, seriously.
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you learn how to balance a checkbook, you learn how
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outside of the academics. I mean, you guys, we all
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did we did we really learn practical skills for the real world in high school i did yeah i did
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yes what was that like for you yeah but who's gonna teach them you're gonna have the same
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problem education is ran by women women don't know how to do that who's gonna teach them
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you know i think you can cook after you can make a menu worth of breakfast lunch and dinner
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yeah i can do that now actually not that this isn't about me but yeah i i actually agree with
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that most middle-aged men know how to cook decent meals maybe not from scratch but chef level foods
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i agree yeah that's true i went to the high school of economics and finance on wall street in new
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york so i learned whoa yeah we had classes from bloomberg and moody's so i actually holy crap
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we need that in florida yeah there's some things we can learn from new york i'll be the first to
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admit that yes yes um actually my school originally was a nyu building and they repurposed it to a
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magnet high school nice yeah and your son is a public school kid in broward you were saying
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right unfortunately what is what is that experience like um it's really frustrating because like i've
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gone to the school at 8 a.m like the teachers are yelling you know when i was a kid we were at
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recess for at least 45 minutes lunch was the whole like social experiment experience um but he's
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telling me that um they're not allowed to talk in lunch lunch is like very quick um their recess is
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like 10 minutes it's the first thing they take away if the class is rowdy so it's frustrating
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i definitely want to homeschool okay so my view is you have a right to homeschool your child and
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if broward county is going to spend fifteen thousand dollars on your kid you should when
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you pull them out you should be able to get the full fifteen thousand dollars today you only get
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about nine or ten right if you make the decision to homeschool you've got to get laptop you've got
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to get books you might get a tutor you might do your own field trips we're going to give you every
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single penny if i become the governor every single penny that the school district would have spent
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on your son we're going to give that to you as a check thank you wow i have a question real quick
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for fishback yes um so everything you're saying on this platform right now on this podcast is
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basically accurate for your campaign there's nothing like just to clarify you're not here
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joking you're here telling us your actual policies and campaign i am serious as a heart attack caused
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caused by the covid vaccine okay that's awesome yeah i'm glad to hear it and look i'm here guys
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myron and fresh invited me i'm here because i want to show up where voters least expect me
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you guys i'm sure don't necessarily watch cnn regularly absolutely read the new york times
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the new york times is back there i don't think you guys read that stuff regularly um because
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you got lives you don't need to get caught up in the political craziness so the fake news i'm here
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just to share and to listen and hopefully by the end of this you'll say hey i want to i want to
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this guy my governor i'll think about it you got six months all right uh question like what's the
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uh i gotta ask this question what's like the racial makeup at the school
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he was going fort lauderdale so it's mostly spanish like 50 you know i didn't look it up but
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sounds like jail but over there oh my god actually when my son left school the other
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day he was like bye bye prison and i'm like that's sad so what would you if you had to rough guess
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it like what do you think the the breakup is of the school probably 50 50 spanish okay and then
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what's the other 50 made up of a little black a little white so 25 each maybe maybe okay okay
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like cubans probably or venezuelans i don't know because it's fort latino not miami okay but
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south american hispanics probably yeah all right all right uh what else do we got here who um next
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chat yep okay my vote is going to completely uh is going to completely predicated on how much
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candidate fishback is able to roast these 304s and before you ask yes they really are that stupid
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ew okay cash you have you ladies you want to say anything back you want to say to him i mean i
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graduated valedictorian who's stupid yeah you're still a single mom okay well i mean he threw me
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in the class guys with class elegance and frame so it's good did you graduate valedictorian from
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school like college or high school college okay awesome okay uh what else we got here freshest
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dog says uh candidate fishback yeah i can't read it's getting blocked would you rather sell out to
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israel or marry one of the 304s on the panel without a prenup this guy bro
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ew who made up the the the lingo 304s upside down it looks like a 305 rockets 305s okay uh
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what would you what would you say to that james uh he's saying would you rather kiss the wall
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basically or what's the other one marry a 304 with no prenup fresh like what is that on the panel
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fresh i'm never what is it what is it i'm never gonna kiss the wall for me
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it means a hole this is why we're all single these minute wait you said you would kiss the
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wall i would never kiss the wall oh he's married right now israel is receiving 385 million dollars
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of our tax of our money i don't like how he talks don't i don't know in florida yes the florida
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republicans i'm a republican one of those kind of republicans they're lending 385 million dollars
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a year to israel crazy idea for our money just for whatever whatever they want they give women
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maternity leave completely paid there's universal health care in israel universal education
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abortion up until the moment of birth we all pay for that we all pay for that we lend them a third
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of a billion dollars every year what i've said is this governor i'm going to divest that money i'm
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going to bring it back and i'm going to invest in our communities i grew up in fort lauderdale out
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and Davey, that money should be used for us, not for any other foreign country, least of all Israel.
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Yes, that's my view. So to your question, I'm not kissing the wall under any circumstances.
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I know Myron isn't going to kiss the wall either. Yeah, no. Yeah, we'll take the 304, bro.
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