Pearl - May 25, 2026


Ladies: Men Don't Want Sex Workers and You Can't Beat Men In A Fight!


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15 minutes

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194.85428

Word count

3,042

Sentence count

45

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Misogyny

30

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Toxicity

42

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Hate speech

37

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00:00:00.000 I know porn stars, male porn stars, and even they don't want to date female porn stars.
00:00:06.240 So I've lifted for a decade.
00:00:07.960 My brother doesn't lift. 1.00
00:00:08.920 He could beat my ass. 1.00
00:00:10.580 What's going on, guys? 1.00
00:00:11.720 Welcome to my reaction series today.
00:00:14.220 We are reacting to Instagram is not a real place where me and Doug MPA, we share each
00:00:19.220 other reels, essentially.
00:00:21.640 And you can join the Discord if you want to send them, but we think they're funny.
00:00:25.180 So we decide that we are going to show them to you.
00:00:27.620 So these are the reels that me and Doug MPA send each other on Instagram.
00:00:32.800 As a retired porn actress, she wants nothing but a family and love.
00:00:37.280 And when she dates, she finds one of two reactions.
00:00:39.860 Either guys are like, wow, that's so cool.
00:00:41.960 Let's go home.
00:00:42.800 And they love that.
00:00:43.940 And they just want a short-term relationship with her.
00:00:45.720 Or they're so turned off from a morality standpoint.
00:00:48.500 And I said, you are going to eventually meet that higher thinking evolved guy who may have
00:00:53.620 a checkered past himself.
00:00:54.920 Nobody's perfect.
00:00:55.840 but what he can do with you is have intimacy emotional intimacy yeah so again men don't
00:01:02.700 really care about emotional intimacy but intimacy but i promise to god somebody's going to do it if 0.99
00:01:07.860 she's still attractive my question is how much does she weigh because if she weighs too much 1.00
00:01:12.600 then um nobody's going to do it but if she's hot enough somebody will do it so see he can talk 0.99
00:01:18.540 about the mistakes he's made she can talk about you know when she went into the career she loved 0.93
00:01:23.460 it at the beginning and then gets old i know porn stars um male porn stars and even they don't want
00:01:28.400 to date uh they they do not want to date female um porn stars so just take that all later after
00:01:36.920 a while again it's not moral judgment it's strategies with an end goal and you decide
00:01:42.240 what your strat what your end goal is and i can tell you how to get there yeah i actually like
00:01:47.500 her stuff but most guys are not most guys with choice are not going to pick porn stars unless
00:01:52.600 they're really like i don't know it's kind of a weird thing i've noticed with people that are
00:01:56.760 super sexually deviant um then they just start um accepting a lot more so that's what i you got to
00:02:03.720 find the super freak you know so this may be my last video on this topic but it might not be
00:02:08.440 so let's take it back to my being grateful for having a good dad video right i've seen a lot
00:02:14.520 of the women say well you should be thanking your mother for picking you a good father you should
00:02:19.560 should be thanking your mom for picking that good man. Not thanking that man for being a good dad.
00:02:24.000 No, you should thank your mother. You should thank the woman for picking that good man.
00:02:27.700 Isn't that incredible? Whenever women do something, whenever men do something incredible, then
00:02:32.940 women just have to take the credit. So if I should thank the woman for picking that good man 0.93
00:02:38.460 and not thank the man for being a good man, by that logic, does that mean that if my mother
00:02:46.780 did not choose a good father that i would also blame my mother 1.00
00:02:50.320 bruh oh my god she just cooked black women everywhere 1.00
00:02:55.300 so you don't thank the good man for being a good man you thank the woman for picking the good man 0.99
00:03:01.180 but when the woman doesn't pick a good man to be the father who's to blame for that
00:03:05.140 would you blame the man then so you can't thank the man when he's a good man you thank the woman
00:03:10.660 but you blame the man when he's a bad man but you don't blame the woman for picking the bad
00:03:15.420 man to be your father uh i don't like sizzling in spirit for a minute and then come back to me
00:03:23.160 with an answer okay all right let's see who's next i can't touch me just like okay yeah why 0.99
00:03:28.440 uh the feminine urge to hit the gym half naked knowing i could beat any of these shitty men in 0.96
00:03:34.160 a fight okay number one these spandex okay look i grew up wearing spandex i promise to gosh i am 0.97
00:03:44.540 not a prude um when it comes to that like i'm not gonna like i'm not gonna clutch my pearls
00:03:50.340 um but like these are just getting kind of ridiculous like this is essentially a thong 1.00
00:03:59.880 these women are just way too confident they're way too confident these days the the fat ones 1.00
00:04:08.340 think that they're the hottest thing that's ever walked this fucking earth and the ones that are 1.00
00:04:12.800 in shape think that they can beat men in fights now i hate to break it to you but like just because 0.96
00:04:18.380 you can barbell row like i don't know was that a 45 i don't know like we'll we'll call it like 150
00:04:23.120 just because you can barbell row doesn't mean that you can beat up i like how there's a jacks 1.00
00:04:27.600 girl here saying that um a guy could wipe the floor with her women have no idea like i play
00:04:33.440 basketball and men are just they're so much nicer to you when you play like they just kind of let
00:04:42.260 you go and like they don't they take it easy because they love us so much they don't want to
00:04:47.800 hurt us up all these men all right let's be realistic here even women that dedicate their
00:04:53.000 lives to lifting weights can't be just like a normal dude in the fight if skill levels are
00:04:59.680 equal the guy wins 10 out of 10 times and now i'm not endorsing men hitting women of course not but
00:05:06.160 i'm just saying like let's be realistic here just like if you're gonna come at someone come
00:05:12.140 at them with ammo that will actually work like there's a reason why in the ufc like if a man
00:05:18.500 and a woman weigh the same thing they're not pitting them against each other the the man
00:05:22.940 would just decimate yeah he would kill the woman and that goes the same way with the guys in your
00:05:28.000 comment sections even if they weigh the same as you or lift the same as you even if they're weaker 0.97
00:05:33.360 than you you are still going to lose that i know you cannot look my brother i've lifted for a 0.74
00:05:39.380 decade my brother isn't left he could beat my ass now get them also lifting weights which i'm 0.91
00:05:45.240 assuming they do at least lift weights because they're watching fitness content not going to 1.00
00:05:50.080 be close dog not going to be fucking close when are women finally going to come full circle back 1.00
00:05:56.040 to actually taking accountability for their actual limitations fat women you're not hot 1.00
00:06:02.820 women that are in shape you can't beat men in fights women in general put some fucking clothes 0.99
00:06:09.100 on here's the thing we can't do anything and people think i'm being facetious or i'm trolling 0.99
00:06:13.760 when i say that but like i can't i can't think of anything that women are better than men at i can't
00:06:18.360 think of a single thing and i hate that that's a controversial thing to say feminists say that 1.00
00:06:24.240 slut shaming is a product of the patriarchy because it implies it no i think women are the 0.99
00:06:29.260 biggest slut shamers i mean honestly men are like you want to show some titty okay i don't mind 0.99
00:06:33.660 um it's really more of women because when hot women start you know mid women they'll let be 1.00
00:06:40.000 naked fat women they'll let be naked but god forbid a hot woman bees naked is naked oh god 1.00
00:06:46.060 women will kill women will kill her they'll kill her they hate her women need men like i saw a 1.00
00:06:50.940 beautiful woman in the airport and i'm this was like months i think i saw a perfect 10 she was 1.00
00:06:55.300 so beautiful and i was just sitting there thinking like like imagine if she was naked too women would
00:07:01.780 cry to make them feel bad about making bad decisions great argument for the patriarchy
00:07:07.740 actually if men didn't make us feel bad we could be shameless and sexually free yeah we feel bad 0.99
00:07:13.100 regardless because our lives are so bad we just ain't shit it's a good thing they make you feel 1.00
00:07:18.740 bad then because you know what's worse than the shame of being like a whore is like the fact that 1.00
00:07:24.320 you're a whore you know about how many women have been saved from that fate throughout human history 0.99
00:07:28.260 by men making them feel bad for it my dad he was so old-fashioned he made me feel like it was such 1.00
00:07:33.500 a taboo to be a sentient hot dog vacuum thank your father oh my goodness this idea that it's
00:07:39.220 like a male-generated social construct like as if no women would be like don't do that that's 0.79
00:07:44.220 disgusting i'm not even that sexist that's wild if it wasn't for you we would never regulate this
00:07:50.060 socially and spiritually destructive pattern of behavior at all we would never put boundaries 0.96
00:07:55.100 or taboos around it we would just go crazy just do what you want just be nice just everything 0.94
00:08:00.200 is always about just being nice yeah so again all right let's see this lady here oh no she's fat 0.85
00:08:07.040 i think i'm done losing weight i feel so much better about uh okay you got like 30 pounds at 0.99
00:08:14.140 least at least myself i can fit in all of my clothes in fact i had to buy some new clothes
00:08:18.840 and there's just not really like a reason that i want to be smaller i feel healthy 0.57
00:08:23.900 you're amazing these comments you're amazing it's so easy to keep going oh no I feel feminine you're
00:08:34.040 overweight and sure could I lose more weight yes of course totally I'm 176 pounds that's too much 1.00
00:08:40.560 that's the average American woman right there but there's just not a need for it girl you look so
00:08:45.000 good what about the need to be healthy to not have a heart attack to live a long life to be able to 0.99
00:08:51.760 jog you know why am i gonna do that to myself now i just like kind of want to live and maintain
00:08:57.360 there's not a reason to shrink yourself i want to elaborate on that fitness and bodybuilding was the
00:09:00.800 only thing that i had going for me for 10 years i didn't have language around autism i didn't know
00:09:05.920 why i struggled so bad i didn't even have an understanding of mental health when you have
00:09:09.360 a neurochemistry that doesn't do balance it doesn't matter what it is you got too much time
00:09:14.480 we got neurochemistry you got too much even if you got a mental disorder why even think about it
00:09:18.880 like it's just pointless to think about just figure out you know the problem you're trying
00:09:23.880 to figure out we'll make a drug out of anything that's why i was like nervous going into this
00:09:27.720 weight loss because i'm like i don't want to get obsessive again it doesn't matter for me whether
00:09:31.260 it's stimulants laxatives a diet exercise other form of drugs self-harm i i abuse things and it's
00:09:39.980 not because i like cognitively consciously want to my brain doesn't know how to stop so right now
00:09:44.340 when I'm actually feeling like kind of good about myself and comfortable. I think that's like a sign
00:09:48.980 that that's it. Like appreciate my body. Don't wreck it. I think. Okay. Let's see what's next.
00:09:55.580 We got this lady, the most mentally unstable people are getting. Oh yeah. So true. Okay. So 1.00
00:10:01.080 funny story. I went to get in London, a psych degree. I didn't really want it. Uh, to be honest,
00:10:08.920 I just thought it would be an easy major. And, um, it was like the volleyball program I was in.
00:10:13.900 i had to go to school so it's like whatever i didn't end up finishing because youtube took off
00:10:18.440 my dad was kind of pissed uh but regardless um regardless okay i would agree with this um the
00:10:26.540 most crazy people i met were psych students in my program they were insane growing up and getting
00:10:31.700 older that no i couldn't believe they wanted to be therapists one tells you about is that some of
00:10:36.500 most mentally insane unstable people that you know are going and getting their licenses to become 1.00
00:10:44.500 therapists part of growing yeah yeah um i don't know the real reason as to why women didn't stop
00:10:53.540 wanting kids we started us women aren't having babies anymore well that's because we're not into
00:10:57.860 slavery whether you guys like to admit this or not motherhood is unpaid free labor and to me
00:11:04.980 unpaid again this is what i mean when i say women don't get joy from their kids fathers get joy from 0.80
00:11:10.020 their kids it's not even a chore to them they love their kids but women no free labor that's 0.57
00:11:15.940 slave work that's slavery slavery was already abolished so why would i participate as a modern 1.00
00:11:22.020 woman in slavery you want to know the real yeah okay all right next we got this lady right here 0.99
00:11:28.580 um sleeve tattoo one thing perfectly clear men need to stop assuming anything about women as a
00:11:35.380 woman here are some things that i am sick and tired of hearing from men first of all honestly
00:11:39.480 anything at all anything at all but i also don't want to hear that you don't think i'm strong
00:11:45.300 enough to carry my own bags to my car don't like how entitled are you it's what happened to the
00:11:50.460 biggest thing women got rid of is good faith um like women used to go into things in good faith
00:11:57.580 and now it's just um it's like destruction i want to hear how you think i'm only a lesbian
00:12:03.440 because i haven't had the right yet yeah i mean that's common i mean i can't blame them
00:12:10.860 for thinking it you know don't want you to think that i am kissing a girl to look hot for you
00:12:16.240 don't want to hear how you i mean they wouldn't think that if women didn't do it so much it's
00:12:20.440 just women gaslight for you think i don't know enough about cars so i need your opinion i need
00:12:25.260 your help when I don't know you. I don't want to hear from a man that they think that it's easier 0.59
00:12:31.280 for me to get a job because I'm an attractive white woman. What? What does that have to do with
00:12:39.120 anything? Also, I'm not even white. I want to hear how you think I can't drive. I don't want to hear
00:12:44.520 how you think I can't fix my car. I don't want to hear how you think I can't lift anything heavier
00:12:49.860 than 10 pounds okay offering help to someone who is visibly struggling is one thing but as a man
00:12:56.400 i urge you you know it's so out of touch is she doesn't know she looks like she's struggling
00:13:00.880 because men don't help you for no reason to stop assuming that women just need your help especially
00:13:08.140 if we don't know yeah except well society would go in and goes currently in destruction the more
00:13:13.460 we're in control so they do need our help i beg you men come back we'll we'll get back to the
00:13:19.320 kitchen come back oh you and here's a novel concept if we need your help we'll ask you for
00:13:24.020 it and most of the time we're probably gonna ask another woman and not a man that we don't know
00:13:28.200 god help you as a woman all right let's go to the next one i'm trying to be influencers 0.98
00:13:34.120 like we need electricians and mechanics and plumbers like oh women don't like it when men
00:13:41.620 become influencers because women like to market themselves um and actually if it's like a good
00:13:48.660 looking guy he's going to get way more female attention um like in terms of options that he
00:13:55.300 would like than a average woman and so like especially because women date up they don't 1.00
00:14:02.600 want their husbands becoming active on social media because they'll get too many bitches 1.00
00:14:06.700 actually now that i'm thinking about it maybe i should get my ass in the kitchen 1.00
00:14:11.260 men please stop trying to be in okay one of the most interesting and counterproductive 0.99
00:14:17.960 things i've noticed it doesn't happen all the time but it's enough to be observable is women 0.94
00:14:23.080 who think that they're getting back at men by doing to men what men do to us right so what does
00:14:28.260 that mean well when they're saying it they're they're talking about like sexualizing our bodies
00:14:33.340 and like using us for and stuff like that
00:14:37.640 so the guys who are sexualizing your bodies and using you for
00:14:45.160 they don't mind if you do the same thing to them and then the guys who actually respect you and
00:14:52.980 like care about you and would like to take care of you and have a future with you
00:14:56.740 you're you're kind of just rewarding the shitty men and like treating the actual good men who do 0.73
00:15:04.360 still exist they're still good men and they're still good women um you're just discarding them 0.99
00:15:08.760 and treating them like shit so you're like look at all the simps in the comments can you tell 0.99
00:15:13.320 other women this it's like dude she's gonna do the same thing all women are women uh stop thinking 1.00
00:15:19.420 just because a woman says things that you know women are different good job guys okay guys um
00:15:25.460 those are those are really the instagram reels for the day so let me know what you think of the
00:15:29.900 comments i hope they're pretty funny if you can like the video and subscribe to the channel i
00:15:33.980 love you thanks so much for watching and i'll see you next time