Pearl - September 30, 2026


“Man ‘Breaks Up’ With His Girlfriend of 13 YEARS… Then Reveals the Truth” @JustPearlyThings

Mentioned
Women Having MELTDOWNS Over Completely Normal Dates

Episode Stats


Length

1 minute

Words per minute

237.28

Word count

241

Sentence count

13


Transcript

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00:00:00.000 I broke up with my girlfriend of 13 years.
00:00:02.120 Okay, tell us why, King. Tell us why.
00:00:04.600 Honestly, it feels like a part of me is gone.
00:00:06.760 But let me take you back to when it all started.
00:00:08.900 Ever since I met her in first grade, she was the girl all of my friends were into.
00:00:12.680 Every single person I knew tried to impress her.
00:00:15.140 Honestly, she was never really my type, yet she somehow chose me.
00:00:18.720 It took me years to eventually warm up to her.
00:00:20.860 And before I knew it, I started to ignore everything just to be with her.
00:00:24.540 Millions of people said we looked good together.
00:00:26.600 So I decided to stay even when I didn't feel good anymore.
00:00:29.200 i didn't just want to throw it all away after all the time we'd spent together so i stayed to
00:00:33.920 desperately try and fix things but she honestly just made me angrier and angrier eventually i
00:00:39.120 realized i shouldn't be talking about the piano this is a little what men really care about women
00:00:45.120 they're just not as interested in us bro's talking about piano oh i'm so hard for someone who doesn't
00:00:50.720 even care about me in the first place and a few months ago we ended things i don't know when or
00:00:55.520 if we'll ever get back together but i notice every time i say hi she's still all right let's see the
00:01:00.320 the next one.