Pearl - Women Having MELTDOWNS Over Completely Normal Dates

00:00:00.000 what up guys welcome to my reaction series today we're reacting to women's horrible dating stories

00:00:05.960 part two before i start make sure you guys like the video and subscribe now as you know there's 0.67

00:00:11.380 a female laziness epidemic meaning women love to complain even when everything's handed to us so 1.00

00:00:17.440 there's no work you have to go out to do to get a date we just throw some pictures on an app and 1.00

00:00:21.780 we have a date in the old days you had to drop a handkerchief or i don't know put on a face and 0.95

00:00:27.660 makeup shake some ass today you just this is 2026 i love it here but yet women will still find a way 0.98

00:00:34.960 to complain so anyways uh today we are going to react to women complaining and being lazy but 0.98

00:00:41.200 before i do guys i'm doing an event this weekend friday saturday if you buy the ticket for friday 0.99

00:00:45.540 you get to have tacos and tequila with me possibly and watch a sorry if you buy the ticket for friday

00:00:52.100 you get to do tacos and tequila with me and a few close people this is a closed event it's like 10

00:00:56.980 people um you get to watch a live podcast and then saturday we're gonna go to a gun range

00:01:01.400 um and a ufc fight sorry we're gonna a ufc class you get to train with ufc fighter so vip is two

00:01:09.500 days um the podcast and the dinner is just friday this morning he texts me hey it's zachary had a

00:01:17.840 great time i say the links in the description who about an hour passes he's like zachary from our

00:01:24.980 date last night again i say who what he doesn't know about me is i like to play this little game

00:01:31.060 with my first date basically i'm going to put the owl on his fence so that when he gets home

00:01:36.040 from work in about 27 minutes it'll be one of the first things he sees when he goes to the front

00:01:40.460 door so yep i think that'll do it wow so that's crazy how is nobody mentioning she knows where

00:01:48.620 he lives after a first date and he will be home in 27 minutes yeah i think i think this is comedy

00:01:53.660 yeah so pretty much perfect the idea is like how i said who twice it's like an owl that goes who

00:02:01.580 who i just think it's really wholesome and in a world that's so over sexualized i really think

00:02:07.460 that it's nice this is the part where i go hide in the bushes and i can't wait oh my god okay

00:02:12.540 she's trolling i tell you my horrific dating story with an influencer me and said influencer

00:02:17.980 met one weekend in vegas we were there for an a-list celebrities and he didn't hit i'm sure

00:02:27.820 he didn't hit right i have it concert weekend so my friend and i we met this guy and we met

00:02:36.720 his entire team and crew and ended up hanging out with them all weekend and got to know them super

00:02:44.100 well they were so fun we had a great time there were honestly no complaints about the weekend

00:02:50.740 so me and this guy we really hit it off and we kept in touch we ended up planning out

00:02:58.940 a like four day trip for me to go visit him in LA because that's where he lived super excited for it

00:03:07.260 because we had such a great time when we met in Vegas so we plan out this four day trip the time

00:03:12.720 comes I'm flying out keep in mind flying cross-country the plans were kind of all up in

00:03:18.940 the air so I didn't know if he was picking me up from the airport I didn't know if I was Ubering

00:03:22.960 to his house I end up landing and I text him and I'm like hey what do you want to do like should I

00:03:28.880 call an Uber are you coming to get me and he says can you call an Uber I still have a lot of work I

00:03:35.380 need to finish which is like fine like i know his job is crazy and busy and i didn't think 1.00

00:03:42.840 translation i'm with another bitch my bitches i got my bitches schedule messed up guys these 1.00

00:03:49.060 influencers i'm telling you these influencers got hella bitches it just is what it is 1.00

00:03:54.020 much of it at the time so i was like yeah that's fine like let me just call an uber 1.00

00:03:58.480 I walk into his house I bring my luggage in and I realize next to his room there is an empty room

00:04:07.420 because he used to have a roommate his room was pretty small my luggage was big because I packed

00:04:11.440 a lot and I was also going to a different part of California after his place so I had to pack a lot

00:04:17.380 but I said to him hey since this room's empty like do you want me to put my stuff in it so it

00:04:22.960 doesn't take up all the space in your room and he was like no no no no like put it in my room put

00:04:28.820 the luggage in my room and all your stuff and i was like okay like i was just offering that so

00:04:34.880 all my shit wasn't in his way so that was a little bit like uh i don't know weird before dinner we

00:04:42.900 decided to take like the scenic route i guess and we ended up walking then he's taking all the other 0.99

00:04:49.340 bitches on it is what it is men like routine so on the cliff side opposite of the cliff side were 1.00

00:04:56.040 these beautiful houses like ginormous houses that were stunning the view was so stunning we were 0.99

00:05:03.100 right on the ocean at this point i'm just trying to like make conversation and i i think i said

00:05:09.300 something about one of these huge houses where i was like doesn't it make you wonder like what

00:05:14.040 these people do for a living like this house is insane and he looks at me and goes I never think

00:05:20.140 about that kind of stuff I just like chuckled and I was like oh okay like you know the type of people

00:05:25.260 who when you say something you feel like they're immediately judging you this is how I felt the 1.00

00:05:30.540 entire time I was there fast forward to the next day I wonder what stupid shit she was saying 1.00

00:05:35.060 when women say they're being judged it usually means they said some stupid shit put it in the 1.00

00:05:40.280 comments what do you think actually happened what would he say happened comes and we're trying to 1.00

00:05:44.220 figure out what we want to do for the day and he suggested going on a few different hikes

00:05:49.440 and I was like yeah that that sounds fun let's do that whatever the hikes ended up probably being

00:05:56.740 like at least a couple hours like running into mid-afternoon late afternoon and before we went

00:06:03.940 on the hike he was like grabbing stuff from the fridge grabbing food and in my head I'm thinking

00:06:09.880 he's probably packing us like a picnic or like food to eat you know on the hike or on the beach

00:06:17.460 we were going to after we finish our hikes and this last hike was right by the beach so we decided

00:06:23.540 to walk down to the beach and sit on the beach and just chill this is where things took a turn

00:06:30.580 for the worse and I was like who is this man so at this point I'm like hungry we just did like

00:06:38.600 at least three hikes it was so hot and it's like late afternoon which keep in mind okay i just i 0.70

00:06:45.720 waited for the ball to drop on these on these women back home it was like dinner time they're

00:06:51.380 so judgmental for me he pulls out bags of brown meat chicken protein and just starts eating them

00:07:01.600 just food for him and just me didn't even say anything to me didn't look at me wasn't phased

00:07:08.320 just started eating his meat there were other things that I just can't remember at this point

00:07:13.760 that were adding up and just making me feel so like icky and uncomfortable but I was like you

00:07:19.240 know what push through it like whatever this morning comes and he's like I need to go to the

00:07:24.340 gym he goes to the equinox which is like what three hundred dollars a month so I was like that's

00:07:32.700 fine like I'll go with you um you know I'll walk on the treadmill do whatever I had never been to

00:07:38.140 an equinox before so we get there and there's like multiple floors to the equinox he's like all right

00:07:44.840 I'm just gonna head upstairs with my buddy and do a quick workout I was like okay so you're meeting

00:07:49.640 someone here and leaving me to just figure out what I want to do figure out where I am the gym

00:07:55.220 is huge I was like okay I'll be on the treadmill an hour and a half goes by I don't understand this 1.00

00:08:02.220 is the female laziness epidemic I have a split you leave me at the gym to go hang out with your 1.00

00:08:07.240 friends i mean i'm gonna do my split i'm gonna do that it's actually better for me because i want to 0.98

00:08:12.600 stick to my program you know what i mean don't see him don't hear from him i'm like did he leave me

00:08:18.580 here like where is he at and what is he hour and a half i could do two hours at the gym walk around 0.94

00:08:23.600 the equinox trying to find this man another bitch and i finally found him upstairs in a corner with 0.84

00:08:29.040 this guy and he's like oh we're just you know finishing our workout here you can like stretch 1.00

00:08:34.380 in the corner i was like okay let me stretch in the corner it was so weird like literally like okay

00:08:41.900 i just keep waiting for the balls to drop all right who's next worry about a guy that i went

00:08:47.080 on a day with who watched every single one of my tiktoks and basically learned my entire life 0.95

00:08:51.500 and all my interests and then used it in conversation to make it seem like we were

00:08:55.660 super compatible and then just asked me to help him with his tiktok page do you guys want to hear

00:09:00.060 that story it just happened this morning and i was debating on posting this because i know that 0.98

00:09:04.700 he's gonna fucking watch it because you're a fucking creep but i decided that i'm gonna do 0.96

00:09:09.180 it because if you want to make content i'm gonna make content out of you so basically what happened 0.99

00:09:13.420 is i met this man like a month ago on a dating app okay the conversation was fine and then it died

00:09:19.620 down very fast that happens on dating apps so i didn't really think anything of it a few weeks

00:09:24.260 passed by and all of a sudden he's sending me like multiple messages a day and it's nothing crazy

00:09:28.460 Like at first it's like, oh, how's your day? Oh, like you're really pretty. Oh, I'd love to take

00:09:33.100 you out, like that kind of stuff. And I said, you know what? I really appreciate the effort

00:09:38.160 and that he's like coming back to message me. So let me take him up on the offer. So I said,

00:09:43.960 sure. Why don't we get breakfast this morning or brunch or something? And immediately he's like,

00:09:48.240 perfect. And he texted me last night to confirm. And he says, he says to me, hey, I'm all down for

00:09:56.580 like meeting you tomorrow but i just wanted you to know that i just started fasting and working out

00:10:01.220 so i can't have a big meal mind you i just posted that i just started my weight loss journey like

00:10:07.800 two and a half weeks ago i've lost 11 pounds and i'm fasting okay i just posted about that

00:10:13.680 and at first i was like oh my gosh i'm like literally twins like that's so cool we're both

00:10:18.980 doing that and so i'm like okay let's meet at this place and we can just get like something

00:10:23.600 super small something healthy and he's like perfect cool we meet up for the day and I showed

00:10:30.960 up super early I think it was like 7 a.m this morning because I was already up and he was there

00:10:34.560 too and we get our drinks and we sit down and immediately I'm like okay I'm like so I know

00:10:40.900 we've already like kind of told each other about ourselves like through you know messages and stuff

00:10:45.740 I'm like what are you looking for in a person and immediately he's like telling me about myself

00:10:51.480 he's like i would really like a hard-working woman if men were honest they would just say

00:10:55.980 convenient he's like i don't really care if like she has kids if you don't know i have a son i have

00:11:01.080 a teenager um he's like i would love someone that takes care of others i'm a nurse and just

00:11:07.620 literally starts telling me about myself and i'm like oh my gosh like this is so crazy i haven't

00:11:12.460 clocked it yet okay because i'm stupid haven't clocked it yet i'm literally thinking this is

00:11:16.880 organic and that we're compatible and this is amazing and then we start talking about other

00:11:20.700 on serious things and i ask him i say what are your favorite tv shows and he says gray's anatomy

00:11:27.660 which i post about all the time and then what i'm hearing is he did a scouting report ladies

00:11:33.100 we got to start learning from the men what's your favorite what's your favorite show sports uh

00:11:38.060 breaking bad he says every single anime that i've ever talked about on my page and so that's when i

00:11:46.620 i was like maybe i'm like this is kind of weird okay okay also so what i'm hearing is very

00:11:54.120 convenient he would not stop talking and they said the guys are saying in the comments i don't get 0.98

00:12:00.600 it about a chainsaw man which i fucking love and so i'm like i'm gonna catch this piece of shit in 0.98

00:12:06.960 a lie so i said oh like who's your favorite character and he literally goes chainsaw man 0.98

00:12:12.000 like obviously and he goes he goes who's yours and i said oh mine's brody and he goes that's

00:12:18.040 literally my dog that's my sister's dog brody is not character in chainsaw man and he literally 0.60

00:12:25.560 immediately is like oh yeah like he's so sick like this i actually wanted to bash my head 0.99

00:12:31.800 into the fucking table you're insane then we start talking about travel and i ask him i say 0.99

00:12:38.660 we're somewhere that you've always wanted to go to and he says you know i've always wanted to go 1.00

00:12:43.220 to new york city i just posted that i went to new york city two and a half weeks ago and then this

00:12:50.180 next part is when i knew and my stomach honestly started hurting now the women are saying this

00:12:54.420 isn't funny this is scary dude he was just trying to get laid because i just felt if anything you

00:12:58.580 should you should be happy he took the time to care about you ladies to stalk your pain

00:13:05.780 one easy and like violated I don't even know if that's the right word but he says my dream is to

00:13:12.060 go to the New York Public Library and just sit there and read he's like I've always thought about

00:13:16.440 it and I feel like it would just change my life I literally made an entire video talking about

00:13:21.780 how that was my dream and how I got to live it and how I was so happy and that's when I clocked it

00:13:28.920 and I don't even know again I don't know if the word violated is the right word because I know

00:13:34.360 that content is public i know that social media is for everyone anyone could consume it that's

00:13:40.580 why people say you know be careful what you post on the internet but i never in my life thought 1.00

00:13:45.140 that my content would be used i don't know why like what do you bitches expect what do you 1.00

00:13:50.920 bitches expect i don't you can't put all this stuff on social media and not expect men to do 1.00

00:13:55.520 a scouting report okay let's see this lady oh i thought i got like a cute girl here about this 0.99

00:14:00.900 very strange date uh her voice and i went on a couple of months ago so yeah so i met met this

00:14:09.620 guy on hinge um we were talking for a few days and then kind of agreed to go on a date um but as

00:14:16.740 always happens in london like we're busy with work and whatever um i was actually up in scotland at

00:14:22.180 the time for work so i was like we'll have to kind of do it when i'm back anyway the day comes around

00:14:29.460 he was kind of planning ideas of what to do and sending suggestions which was really sweet we love

00:14:34.260 it when somebody does that um and i had mentioned that i love like japanese food ramen things like

00:14:41.220 that um so he found a few like sort of ramen restaurants to go to um anyway he found this

00:14:48.980 really cool one in soho um can't for the life of me remember remember the name of it but if i can

00:14:54.420 i will recommend because it was very nice and anyway so we're going to a date and i think this

00:14:59.540 is really sweet we're going out to eat we're not just going out for a drink or a coffee or a walk

00:15:04.260 or whatever this is this is sweet anyway i turn up and literally it was like the moment he saw me

00:15:11.780 he was like nope which of course is fine that happens in dating oh my god so are you fat i 0.92

00:15:19.460 wonder if she's fat she's got a baggy sweater on she's probably fat did women wear tight clothes 0.93

00:15:23.940 especially online dating right um i don't owe him anything he doesn't owe me anything

00:15:28.740 but it was so weird and um we ordered food and whatever and he wolfed down his food like he had

00:15:37.060 never seen food before i mean if i had gone on a date with oliver twist he would have eaten slower

00:15:44.740 than this man so he's wolfed wolfing down his food and then sort of like fidgeting and tapping

00:15:49.780 his feet like you know oh like he's got somewhere to go and um anyway so we were talking about you

00:15:55.300 know what are you doing this weekend it was a friday night for context um and he was just finished

00:16:01.060 his food and was like um actually yeah i've got to go soon and i was like oh right okay he was

00:16:07.780 i was like what are you doing and he was like uh yeah i'm actually going on a 20 mile run with a

00:16:14.420 friend and i was like hang on a second i know running is big with a lot of londoners in their

00:16:20.260 30s a lot of run clubs and whatever but come on first of all why are you going on a 20 mile run

00:16:26.980 okay that's awesome who is this guy Friday night in winter second of all why would you plan to go

00:16:33.700 on 20 mile run right after a date like that just just is a strange decision um but it was just the

00:16:42.180 the weirdest thing and i'll i always offer to pay we ended up sitting bill and that's fine

00:16:48.020 and then at the end it was so weird she was like maybe see you again maybe not i was like okay

00:16:55.200 long story short i just don't understand why nobody can just say like just just it was obvious

00:17:00.780 from the start he obviously met me okay is she fat let's see yeah she's probably fat okay well 0.98

00:17:07.860 ladies fuck around and find out catfish and that you know men will react so anyways thanks for 0.98

00:17:13.860 watching guys i really do love you um and i appreciate when i say this you sorry i love 0.94

00:17:18.540 you and i appreciate you watching get a ticket if you can like the video and i'll see you next time

Pearl - September 29, 2026

Women Having MELTDOWNS Over Completely Normal Dates

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