Pearl - September 29, 2026


Women Having MELTDOWNS Over Completely Normal Dates

“Women Wear REVEALING Clothes to the Gym for ATTENTION” @JustPearlyThings “Women Are Using THERAPY SPEAK to Control Men” @JustPearlyThings

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17 minutes

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197.92

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3,440

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Misogyny

14

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Toxicity

33

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Hate speech

36

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Transcript

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00:00:00 what up guys welcome to my reaction series today we're reacting to women's horrible dating stories
00:00:05 part two before i start make sure you guys like the video and subscribe now as you know there's 0.67
00:00:11 a female laziness epidemic meaning women love to complain even when everything's handed to us so 1.00
00:00:17 there's no work you have to go out to do to get a date we just throw some pictures on an app and 1.00
00:00:21 we have a date in the old days you had to drop a handkerchief or i don't know put on a face and 0.95
00:00:27 makeup shake some ass today you just this is 2026 i love it here but yet women will still find a way 0.98
00:00:34 to complain so anyways uh today we are going to react to women complaining and being lazy but 0.98
00:00:41 before i do guys i'm doing an event this weekend friday saturday if you buy the ticket for friday 0.99
00:00:45 you get to have tacos and tequila with me possibly and watch a sorry if you buy the ticket for friday
00:00:52 you get to do tacos and tequila with me and a few close people this is a closed event it's like 10
00:00:56 people um you get to watch a live podcast and then saturday we're gonna go to a gun range
00:01:01 um and a ufc fight sorry we're gonna a ufc class you get to train with ufc fighter so vip is two
00:01:09 days um the podcast and the dinner is just friday this morning he texts me hey it's zachary had a
00:01:17 great time i say the links in the description who about an hour passes he's like zachary from our
00:01:24 date last night again i say who what he doesn't know about me is i like to play this little game
00:01:31 with my first date basically i'm going to put the owl on his fence so that when he gets home
00:01:36 from work in about 27 minutes it'll be one of the first things he sees when he goes to the front
00:01:40 door so yep i think that'll do it wow so that's crazy how is nobody mentioning she knows where
00:01:48 he lives after a first date and he will be home in 27 minutes yeah i think i think this is comedy
00:01:53 yeah so pretty much perfect the idea is like how i said who twice it's like an owl that goes who
00:02:01 who i just think it's really wholesome and in a world that's so over sexualized i really think
00:02:07 that it's nice this is the part where i go hide in the bushes and i can't wait oh my god okay
00:02:12 she's trolling i tell you my horrific dating story with an influencer me and said influencer
00:02:17 met one weekend in vegas we were there for an a-list celebrities and he didn't hit i'm sure
00:02:27 he didn't hit right i have it concert weekend so my friend and i we met this guy and we met
00:02:36 his entire team and crew and ended up hanging out with them all weekend and got to know them super
00:02:44 well they were so fun we had a great time there were honestly no complaints about the weekend
00:02:50 so me and this guy we really hit it off and we kept in touch we ended up planning out
00:02:58 a like four day trip for me to go visit him in LA because that's where he lived super excited for it
00:03:07 because we had such a great time when we met in Vegas so we plan out this four day trip the time
00:03:12 comes I'm flying out keep in mind flying cross-country the plans were kind of all up in
00:03:18 the air so I didn't know if he was picking me up from the airport I didn't know if I was Ubering
00:03:22 to his house I end up landing and I text him and I'm like hey what do you want to do like should I
00:03:28 call an Uber are you coming to get me and he says can you call an Uber I still have a lot of work I
00:03:35 need to finish which is like fine like i know his job is crazy and busy and i didn't think 1.00
00:03:42 translation i'm with another bitch my bitches i got my bitches schedule messed up guys these 1.00
00:03:49 influencers i'm telling you these influencers got hella bitches it just is what it is 1.00
00:03:54 much of it at the time so i was like yeah that's fine like let me just call an uber 1.00
00:03:58 I walk into his house I bring my luggage in and I realize next to his room there is an empty room
00:04:07 because he used to have a roommate his room was pretty small my luggage was big because I packed
00:04:11 a lot and I was also going to a different part of California after his place so I had to pack a lot
00:04:17 but I said to him hey since this room's empty like do you want me to put my stuff in it so it
00:04:22 doesn't take up all the space in your room and he was like no no no no like put it in my room put
00:04:28 the luggage in my room and all your stuff and i was like okay like i was just offering that so
00:04:34 all my shit wasn't in his way so that was a little bit like uh i don't know weird before dinner we
00:04:42 decided to take like the scenic route i guess and we ended up walking then he's taking all the other 0.99
00:04:49 bitches on it is what it is men like routine so on the cliff side opposite of the cliff side were 1.00
00:04:56 these beautiful houses like ginormous houses that were stunning the view was so stunning we were 0.99
00:05:03 right on the ocean at this point i'm just trying to like make conversation and i i think i said
00:05:09 something about one of these huge houses where i was like doesn't it make you wonder like what
00:05:14 these people do for a living like this house is insane and he looks at me and goes I never think
00:05:20 about that kind of stuff I just like chuckled and I was like oh okay like you know the type of people
00:05:25 who when you say something you feel like they're immediately judging you this is how I felt the 1.00
00:05:30 entire time I was there fast forward to the next day I wonder what stupid shit she was saying 1.00
00:05:35 when women say they're being judged it usually means they said some stupid shit put it in the 1.00
00:05:40 comments what do you think actually happened what would he say happened comes and we're trying to 1.00
00:05:44 figure out what we want to do for the day and he suggested going on a few different hikes
00:05:49 and I was like yeah that that sounds fun let's do that whatever the hikes ended up probably being
00:05:56 like at least a couple hours like running into mid-afternoon late afternoon and before we went
00:06:03 on the hike he was like grabbing stuff from the fridge grabbing food and in my head I'm thinking
00:06:09 he's probably packing us like a picnic or like food to eat you know on the hike or on the beach
00:06:17 we were going to after we finish our hikes and this last hike was right by the beach so we decided
00:06:23 to walk down to the beach and sit on the beach and just chill this is where things took a turn
00:06:30 for the worse and I was like who is this man so at this point I'm like hungry we just did like
00:06:38 at least three hikes it was so hot and it's like late afternoon which keep in mind okay i just i 0.70
00:06:45 waited for the ball to drop on these on these women back home it was like dinner time they're
00:06:51 so judgmental for me he pulls out bags of brown meat chicken protein and just starts eating them
00:07:01 just food for him and just me didn't even say anything to me didn't look at me wasn't phased
00:07:08 just started eating his meat there were other things that I just can't remember at this point
00:07:13 that were adding up and just making me feel so like icky and uncomfortable but I was like you
00:07:19 know what push through it like whatever this morning comes and he's like I need to go to the
00:07:24 gym he goes to the equinox which is like what three hundred dollars a month so I was like that's
00:07:32 fine like I'll go with you um you know I'll walk on the treadmill do whatever I had never been to
00:07:38 an equinox before so we get there and there's like multiple floors to the equinox he's like all right
00:07:44 I'm just gonna head upstairs with my buddy and do a quick workout I was like okay so you're meeting
00:07:49 someone here and leaving me to just figure out what I want to do figure out where I am the gym
00:07:55 is huge I was like okay I'll be on the treadmill an hour and a half goes by I don't understand this 1.00
00:08:02 is the female laziness epidemic I have a split you leave me at the gym to go hang out with your 1.00
00:08:07 friends i mean i'm gonna do my split i'm gonna do that it's actually better for me because i want to 0.98
00:08:12 stick to my program you know what i mean don't see him don't hear from him i'm like did he leave me
00:08:18 here like where is he at and what is he hour and a half i could do two hours at the gym walk around 0.94
00:08:23 the equinox trying to find this man another bitch and i finally found him upstairs in a corner with 0.84
00:08:29 this guy and he's like oh we're just you know finishing our workout here you can like stretch 1.00
00:08:34 in the corner i was like okay let me stretch in the corner it was so weird like literally like okay
00:08:41 i just keep waiting for the balls to drop all right who's next worry about a guy that i went
00:08:47 on a day with who watched every single one of my tiktoks and basically learned my entire life 0.95
00:08:51 and all my interests and then used it in conversation to make it seem like we were
00:08:55 super compatible and then just asked me to help him with his tiktok page do you guys want to hear
00:09:00 that story it just happened this morning and i was debating on posting this because i know that 0.98
00:09:04 he's gonna fucking watch it because you're a fucking creep but i decided that i'm gonna do 0.96
00:09:09 it because if you want to make content i'm gonna make content out of you so basically what happened 0.99
00:09:13 is i met this man like a month ago on a dating app okay the conversation was fine and then it died
00:09:19 down very fast that happens on dating apps so i didn't really think anything of it a few weeks
00:09:24 passed by and all of a sudden he's sending me like multiple messages a day and it's nothing crazy
00:09:28 Like at first it's like, oh, how's your day? Oh, like you're really pretty. Oh, I'd love to take
00:09:33 you out, like that kind of stuff. And I said, you know what? I really appreciate the effort
00:09:38 and that he's like coming back to message me. So let me take him up on the offer. So I said,
00:09:43 sure. Why don't we get breakfast this morning or brunch or something? And immediately he's like,
00:09:48 perfect. And he texted me last night to confirm. And he says, he says to me, hey, I'm all down for
00:09:56 like meeting you tomorrow but i just wanted you to know that i just started fasting and working out
00:10:01 so i can't have a big meal mind you i just posted that i just started my weight loss journey like
00:10:07 two and a half weeks ago i've lost 11 pounds and i'm fasting okay i just posted about that
00:10:13 and at first i was like oh my gosh i'm like literally twins like that's so cool we're both
00:10:18 doing that and so i'm like okay let's meet at this place and we can just get like something
00:10:23 super small something healthy and he's like perfect cool we meet up for the day and I showed
00:10:30 up super early I think it was like 7 a.m this morning because I was already up and he was there
00:10:34 too and we get our drinks and we sit down and immediately I'm like okay I'm like so I know
00:10:40 we've already like kind of told each other about ourselves like through you know messages and stuff
00:10:45 I'm like what are you looking for in a person and immediately he's like telling me about myself
00:10:51 he's like i would really like a hard-working woman if men were honest they would just say
00:10:55 convenient he's like i don't really care if like she has kids if you don't know i have a son i have
00:11:01 a teenager um he's like i would love someone that takes care of others i'm a nurse and just
00:11:07 literally starts telling me about myself and i'm like oh my gosh like this is so crazy i haven't
00:11:12 clocked it yet okay because i'm stupid haven't clocked it yet i'm literally thinking this is
00:11:16 organic and that we're compatible and this is amazing and then we start talking about other
00:11:20 on serious things and i ask him i say what are your favorite tv shows and he says gray's anatomy
00:11:27 which i post about all the time and then what i'm hearing is he did a scouting report ladies
00:11:33 we got to start learning from the men what's your favorite what's your favorite show sports uh
00:11:38 breaking bad he says every single anime that i've ever talked about on my page and so that's when i
00:11:46 i was like maybe i'm like this is kind of weird okay okay also so what i'm hearing is very
00:11:54 convenient he would not stop talking and they said the guys are saying in the comments i don't get 0.98
00:12:00 it about a chainsaw man which i fucking love and so i'm like i'm gonna catch this piece of shit in 0.98
00:12:06 a lie so i said oh like who's your favorite character and he literally goes chainsaw man 0.98
00:12:12 like obviously and he goes he goes who's yours and i said oh mine's brody and he goes that's
00:12:18 literally my dog that's my sister's dog brody is not character in chainsaw man and he literally 0.60
00:12:25 immediately is like oh yeah like he's so sick like this i actually wanted to bash my head 0.99
00:12:31 into the fucking table you're insane then we start talking about travel and i ask him i say 0.99
00:12:38 we're somewhere that you've always wanted to go to and he says you know i've always wanted to go 1.00
00:12:43 to new york city i just posted that i went to new york city two and a half weeks ago and then this
00:12:50 next part is when i knew and my stomach honestly started hurting now the women are saying this
00:12:54 isn't funny this is scary dude he was just trying to get laid because i just felt if anything you
00:12:58 should you should be happy he took the time to care about you ladies to stalk your pain
00:13:05 one easy and like violated I don't even know if that's the right word but he says my dream is to
00:13:12 go to the New York Public Library and just sit there and read he's like I've always thought about
00:13:16 it and I feel like it would just change my life I literally made an entire video talking about
00:13:21 how that was my dream and how I got to live it and how I was so happy and that's when I clocked it
00:13:28 and I don't even know again I don't know if the word violated is the right word because I know
00:13:34 that content is public i know that social media is for everyone anyone could consume it that's
00:13:40 why people say you know be careful what you post on the internet but i never in my life thought 1.00
00:13:45 that my content would be used i don't know why like what do you bitches expect what do you 1.00
00:13:50 bitches expect i don't you can't put all this stuff on social media and not expect men to do 1.00
00:13:55 a scouting report okay let's see this lady oh i thought i got like a cute girl here about this 0.99
00:14:00 very strange date uh her voice and i went on a couple of months ago so yeah so i met met this
00:14:09 guy on hinge um we were talking for a few days and then kind of agreed to go on a date um but as
00:14:16 always happens in london like we're busy with work and whatever um i was actually up in scotland at
00:14:22 the time for work so i was like we'll have to kind of do it when i'm back anyway the day comes around
00:14:29 he was kind of planning ideas of what to do and sending suggestions which was really sweet we love
00:14:34 it when somebody does that um and i had mentioned that i love like japanese food ramen things like
00:14:41 that um so he found a few like sort of ramen restaurants to go to um anyway he found this
00:14:48 really cool one in soho um can't for the life of me remember remember the name of it but if i can
00:14:54 i will recommend because it was very nice and anyway so we're going to a date and i think this
00:14:59 is really sweet we're going out to eat we're not just going out for a drink or a coffee or a walk
00:15:04 or whatever this is this is sweet anyway i turn up and literally it was like the moment he saw me
00:15:11 he was like nope which of course is fine that happens in dating oh my god so are you fat i 0.92
00:15:19 wonder if she's fat she's got a baggy sweater on she's probably fat did women wear tight clothes 0.93
00:15:23 especially online dating right um i don't owe him anything he doesn't owe me anything
00:15:28 but it was so weird and um we ordered food and whatever and he wolfed down his food like he had
00:15:37 never seen food before i mean if i had gone on a date with oliver twist he would have eaten slower
00:15:44 than this man so he's wolfed wolfing down his food and then sort of like fidgeting and tapping
00:15:49 his feet like you know oh like he's got somewhere to go and um anyway so we were talking about you
00:15:55 know what are you doing this weekend it was a friday night for context um and he was just finished
00:16:01 his food and was like um actually yeah i've got to go soon and i was like oh right okay he was
00:16:07 i was like what are you doing and he was like uh yeah i'm actually going on a 20 mile run with a
00:16:14 friend and i was like hang on a second i know running is big with a lot of londoners in their
00:16:20 30s a lot of run clubs and whatever but come on first of all why are you going on a 20 mile run
00:16:26 okay that's awesome who is this guy Friday night in winter second of all why would you plan to go
00:16:33 on 20 mile run right after a date like that just just is a strange decision um but it was just the
00:16:42 the weirdest thing and i'll i always offer to pay we ended up sitting bill and that's fine
00:16:48 and then at the end it was so weird she was like maybe see you again maybe not i was like okay
00:16:55 long story short i just don't understand why nobody can just say like just just it was obvious
00:17:00 from the start he obviously met me okay is she fat let's see yeah she's probably fat okay well 0.98
00:17:07 ladies fuck around and find out catfish and that you know men will react so anyways thanks for 0.98
00:17:13 watching guys i really do love you um and i appreciate when i say this you sorry i love 0.94
00:17:18 you and i appreciate you watching get a ticket if you can like the video and i'll see you next time