Pearl - October 27, 2026


“Man Brings a TOOTHBRUSH on the SECOND DATE… Without Even Asking” @JustPearlyThings

“Three Generations of Women EXPOSE Their DIRTY Secrets on TikTok” @JustPearlyThings “Woman Admits She STALKED Her Boyfriend for YEARS… And He LAUGHS” @JustPearlyThings

Episode Stats


Length

2 minutes

Words per minute

197.02

Word count

534

Sentence count

30

Harmful content

Misogyny

7

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Toxicity

6

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Hate speech

6

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Transcript

Transcript generated with Whisper (turbo).
Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
Toxicity classifications generated with s-nlp/roberta_toxicity_classifier .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
00:00:00.000 A little while later, I said, well, I started bringing it up again. Let's go do something.
00:00:03.320 Oh, I don't really feel like I just want to relax today.
00:00:05.900 Well, in my head, the voice was screaming, go home and relax. Get off my damn sofa. 1.00
00:00:12.180 But I didn't. My politeness. 1.00
00:00:14.540 Okay, but now you went to TikTok, you know what I mean?
00:00:17.200 Kind of kicked in, took over. I don't know why.
00:00:19.560 That little thing on my shoulder is always making me be polite because I don't feel like that.
00:00:24.660 So that goes on. Another movie.
00:00:28.000 I thought, what the hell? I putter around a little further and I noticed that in my guest bathroom
00:00:33.540 that something's different in there, but I don't know what. And I, oh, okay. So I'm, because I'm
00:00:38.980 putting around the house, putting things away and, you know, cleaning up, folding some laundry.
00:00:42.620 You know, I'm killing time here at my house, feeling awkward in my own house, feeling unwelcomed
00:00:48.580 and out of place in my own house that I pay all the bills to. I pulled myself together. I'm
00:00:54.640 overreacting. It's all in my head. I go in my en suite, my bathroom in my private bedroom,
00:01:02.100 and I noticed there is a toothbrush and an extra bar of soap. Oh my God, that's crazy. In my bathroom
00:01:09.520 on the counter. Oh my God. What in the hell? Okay, that's crazy. So I said, is that yours?
00:01:18.100 Knowing it was, the damn cat didn't bring it in. And he said, oh yeah, he said, I was just going to 0.99
00:01:24.160 stay over he says long drive said it's only an hour it's not a long drive date number two
00:01:31.300 oh okay uh no i said i i i that's not uh-uh no no i we're not gonna do that you have wasted my
00:01:40.320 whole afternoon off i don't get a lot of time off and i'm offended and put out that you have 0.99
00:01:45.740 wasted my whole afternoon off this is not a date this is you being a bum yeah because again she's 0.72
00:01:52.480 expecting a guy to do all that when she's old when she's old you know you're old so you know 0.94
00:01:57.440 hanging around my house soaking up my air conditioning playing with my roku 84 inch tv 0.79
00:02:03.580 yeah so this is uh this is an ego death right she's used to being courted and now men are like
00:02:07.820 nah i'm not doing all that and watching my that's crazy though he put the he didn't even tell her
00:02:12.500 okay i understand second day you probably want to smash but like man you can't bring the toothbrush
00:02:18.860 streaming channels and uh eating snacks and just hanging out helping yourself in my fridge this is 0.90
00:02:24.640 what i mean a young woman will be much more excited to do this an old woman does it like 1.00
00:02:28.860 she's a bitch you know drank my last beer i had one little beer in the fridge just one it'd been 1.00
00:02:34.280 there for okay who cares i don't know a few days a week all right guys um women complain about 1.00
00:02:39.800 everything so today we're you know reacting to women taking l's 0.99