Pearl - October 03, 2026


“Man Gets His HEART BROKEN After His First Hookup” @JustPearlyThings

“She Flew Across the Country Just to Get IGNORED by Him” @JustPearlyThings “Man Sees His Hinge Date and IMMEDIATELY Wants to Leave” @JustPearlyThings

Episode Stats


Length

1 minute

Words per minute

229.31

Word count

266

Sentence count

10


Transcript

Transcript generated with Whisper (turbo).
00:00:00.000 girlfriend this other girl slides in my dms and she asked me for my snap i was feeling kind of
00:00:04.840 down so i was like sure and we made plans to hang out a few days later so fast forward a few days
00:00:09.500 later i was feeling kind of sad because of the breakup so i was excited we meet at this smoothie
00:00:14.320 place we go by this lake and then we end up back at my house i had never done anything sexual before
00:00:20.640 so i was like my parents are out of town this is my chance i'm excited i figured it was the perfect
00:00:26.000 way to get over my ex. So of course, one thing leads to another. We had a bit together and I
00:00:31.400 take her back to her car. And I thought that we were going to keep hanging out after that
00:00:36.220 because I was kind of attached after I had just done something that crazy for the first time.
00:00:40.920 But boy, was I mistaken. I ended up never seeing the girl again. And I was distraught. I was so
00:00:47.320 upset. And now I had just lost two people in my life. For like the next six months, I was thinking
00:00:52.980 about the situation and yeah I had dated other people after that but it really had a toll on me
00:00:58.220 and it taught me that just because you lose someone doesn't mean the solution is getting
00:01:03.460 with another person if anything that makes it work it's absolutely the solution don't listen
00:01:08.080 to him kings all right let's keep going