Pearl - October 04, 2026


“Man Sees His Hinge Date and IMMEDIATELY Wants to Leave” @JustPearlyThings

“Man Gets His HEART BROKEN After His First Hookup” @JustPearlyThings

Episode Stats


Length

2 minutes

Words per minute

199.93

Word count

553

Sentence count

1


Transcript

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00:00:00.000 so i met met this guy on hinge um we were talking for a few days and then kind of agreed to go on a
00:00:06.720 date but as always happens in london like we're busy with work and whatever um i was actually up
00:00:12.160 in scotland at the time for work so i was like we'll have to kind of do it when i'm back anyway
00:00:17.440 the day comes around he was kind of planning ideas of what to do and sending suggestions which
00:00:22.640 was really sweet we love it when somebody does that and i had mentioned that i love
00:00:27.520 like japanese food ramen and things like that so he found a few like sort of ramen restaurants to
00:00:34.160 go to um anyway he found this really cool one in soho um can't for the life of me remember
00:00:39.600 remember the name of it but if i can i will recommend because it was very nice and anyway
00:00:44.880 so we're going to a date and i think this is really sweet we're going out to eat we're not
00:00:49.840 just going out for a drink or a coffee or a walk or whatever this is this is sweet anyway i turn up
00:00:54.720 and literally it was like the moment he saw me he was like nope which of course is fine that
00:01:01.120 happens in dating oh my god so are you fat did women wear tight clothes especially online dating
00:01:07.680 right um i don't owe him anything he doesn't owe me anything but it was so weird and um we ordered
00:01:14.320 food and whatever and he wolfed down his food like he had never seen food before i mean if i
00:01:23.680 had gone on a date with oliver twist he would have eaten slower than this man so he's wolf wolfing
00:01:29.280 down his food and then sort of like fidgeting and tapping his feet like you know oh like he's
00:01:34.480 got somewhere to go and um anyway so we were talking about you know what are you doing this
00:01:38.800 weekend it was a friday night for context um and he was just finished his food and was like
00:01:45.440 um actually yeah i've got to go soon and i was like oh right okay he was i was like what are
00:01:51.200 you doing and he was like uh yeah i'm actually going on a 20 mile run with a friend and i was
00:01:58.480 like hang on a second i know running is big with a lot of londoners in their 30s a lot of run clubs
00:02:05.280 and whatever but come on first of all why are you going on a 20 mile run okay that's awesome
00:02:10.800 who is this guy friday night in winter second of all why would you plan to go on a 20 mile run
00:02:17.280 right after a date like that just just is a strange decision um but it was just the weirdest thing
00:02:25.840 and i off i always offer to pay we ended up sitting bill and that's fine and then at the
00:02:32.240 end it was so weird he was like maybe see you again maybe not i was like okay long story short
00:02:38.800 i just don't understand why nobody can just say like just just it was obvious from the start he
00:02:44.240 You obviously met me on.