Pearl - October 27, 2026


“Man Tries to GUILT His Date Into Buying Him EXPENSIVE Cologne” @JustPearlyThings

“Three Generations of Women EXPOSE Their DIRTY Secrets on TikTok” @JustPearlyThings “Woman Admits She STALKED Her Boyfriend for YEARS… And He LAUGHS” @JustPearlyThings

Episode Stats


Length

2 minutes

Words per minute

246.04

Word count

694

Sentence count

—

Harmful content

Misogyny

2

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Toxicity

11

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Hate speech

8

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Transcript

Transcript generated with Whisper (turbo).
Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
Toxicity classifications generated with s-nlp/roberta_toxicity_classifier .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
00:00:00.000 but he was like oh like would you like to like walk around the mall and i was like you know what
00:00:03.460 i haven't wanted to do some shopping like yeah like i'm down and he's like okay like i'm gonna
00:00:07.560 call my bank real quick so they can like unlock my card um and blah blah i was like okay cool
00:00:12.220 now mind you i'm not thinking that he's gonna call his bank because he's gonna be buying my stuff
00:00:16.900 like i'm thinking he's gonna call his bank because he wants to do shopping at the mall
00:00:20.480 you know like i'm not that type of girl that expects you to drop a bag on me like it's nice
00:00:25.020 if you want to i'm not gonna stop you but like i'm not expecting it you know so anyways
00:00:29.420 we're walking around and like he's like a little bit behind me i'm kind of just doing my own thing
00:00:34.540 like i'm just going into stores he's just like a little bit behind me talking to his bank and i'm
00:00:39.600 not paying attention to nothing he's doing like i just see him on the phone he's walking a little
00:00:43.260 bit behind me i'm like looking around stores like oh do i want this or do i want that or what do i
00:00:47.780 want you know right okay and so we actually go into like he gets off the phone finally he like
00:00:53.000 joins me and i'm at this point i'm at a perfume store and he comes in and he's like oh like how
00:00:59.360 you know like i've been wanting cologne i'm like oh like you know i've been wanting some new perfume 0.95
00:01:03.200 blah blah blah and the whole time that we're there all he's saying is like damn like i hella want 0.64
00:01:08.800 this now i didn't ask him about like what had happened with this card because i feel like that's 0.96
00:01:12.640 not my business but i would he like he was just like damn like i want this cologne like i hella 0.95
00:01:17.600 wish i could buy it he's like oh damn is she getting finessed oh my god this one too like 0.95
00:01:23.440 this one smells hella good like i wish i could buy it and i'm just kind of like like i hear him 0.97
00:01:29.120 but i'm not oh no wait is she saying like i'm not acknowledging these pretty boys are finessing
00:01:34.580 these men i'm glad i stuck around i was debating keep going like i hope you don't think i'm gonna 0.99
00:01:39.720 buy this shit for you right like i hope you don't please but anyways i'm talking to the fucking like 0.98
00:01:46.680 lady that works there and i'm like actually like i think i want this one and this one and that one 0.99
00:01:51.040 and then so she brings me out and it comes out to like a good chunk of money like it's a decent 1.00
00:01:56.680 amount and as soon as i like had went out because mind you there's like one side is like the women's
00:02:02.300 side one side is the men's side so he's on the men's side i'm on the women's side so i don't 0.70
00:02:06.020 know what the fuck he's doing right so once i like pay for everything and i like we're about 0.83
00:02:10.480 to walk out or i'm about to walk out i'm like wait are you gonna buy anything he's like no i guess 0.96
00:02:15.660 not i'm like you could buy something sorry like i i was when i'm shopping like i'm in my own world
00:02:21.840 i'm sorry but i was like you could buy something like i'll wait for you there's no problem he's
00:02:25.360 like nah it's fine i guess i just won't get anything i'm like are you sure like i could
00:02:31.120 wait for you he's like no it's like i just shouldn't be spending money right now and i was
00:02:35.640 like oh like i get it like that's fine he's like no you don't get it you just bought three perfumes
00:02:41.840 i'm like oh yeah like i shouldn't be but like i have a little extra money right now so why not
00:02:47.640 spurge and spoil myself, you know?