Pearl - Meet The E-Wh＊res and Ret＊rds of Instagram

00:00:00.000 what do you want to lose like 40 and he's like yeah and i'm just listening to this bop bop boop

00:00:05.520 back and forth clenching my pearls waiting for someone to throw up or throw a punch because if

00:00:11.280 a woman talked to another woman like that like you'll never see yeah men are so much more honest

00:00:16.240 with each other what up guys welcome to my reaction series today we are reacting to instagram

00:00:21.760 is not a real place where me and doug mpa we send each other reels on instagram all the time

00:00:27.360 and they're usually pretty funny so we just thought we would include you guys in the um

00:00:32.760 in the fun and if you want to be a part of it make sure you join the discord and you can send

00:00:37.280 in instagram reels there and we'll react to it live on the show the link is in the description

00:00:42.900 let's get going imagine working a nine-hour shift coming home and your girl's fat

00:00:49.000 imagine working a nine-hour shift yeah he's right you know and that's why again i hate to say it but 0.98

00:00:56.500 women fat women just can't they can't tell me really anything um there's the occasional one 0.97

00:01:02.360 there are exceptions right but in general it's like if you can't put the fork down who are you 1.00

00:01:08.580 to tell me you know um i no longer wear these okay the lord has convicted me and my okay lady

00:01:16.220 you can't tell me anything you're wearing spandex like what a week ago and you're wearing skin tight 0.98

00:01:21.900 outfit. It's just incorrect. Women are so not selfish. I just wear these since I was 12 years

00:01:26.240 old. That is all I wear to the gym. I wear it to the grocery store. I will wear it to the family.

00:01:30.440 Okay, then why don't you spend like a year not wearing it before you nag us? I did not care. I 0.99

00:01:35.020 had no shame. Like you're, you're taking away the, just wear more modest clothes and don't say

00:01:40.380 anything. Just do the action. Instead of saying, look at me, I'm doing the action. It just takes

00:01:44.620 away from it. Right. Once I met the Lord, he changed my heart and he said, okay, number one,

00:01:49.660 there's this much i think a lot of these people that say they meet the lord um

00:01:55.140 i think there's something mentally off with them i gotta be honest here

00:02:00.760 i just i think there might be they might be hearing things or talking to people like i

00:02:06.360 think they might be crazy and have voices in their head cloth before that okay there's also

00:02:12.060 the crack and they are tiny if i want to wear in the church i'm wearing in the gym if i were to see

00:02:18.560 my pastor at the gym and i'll be wearing these shorts i will run the opposite way but you know

00:02:22.040 it's crazy you can't run for the lord and he saw you put them on before you even left the house

00:02:25.760 second i don't want any of my brothers in christ assembled i personally feel like these are not

00:02:31.180 helpful they are very small especially when you know what your body looks like we kind of have to

00:02:36.220 take responsibility for that we just do being a christ follower is it can be difficult it can be

00:02:41.400 very frustrating because it's like lord i want to wear this okay okay this is so performative let's

00:02:46.500 let's look let's see how so your your outfits are not okay i see they're getting better they are

00:02:52.500 getting better okay they're okay do you know what i mean it's like why don't you just do it and then

00:02:58.580 not make a performance about it but we just we never can okay let's see who's next whenever a

00:03:03.380 man challenges my ability to do something masculine my favorite thing to do is to compare it to

00:03:08.180 something that i know how to do that's feminine because they cannot compute like for example the 0.86

00:03:11.940 other day i was putting air in my tire and a man came up to me and was like do you want help and 1.00

00:03:15.140 i was like no i'm okay and he was like what do you know about putting your own tires and i was

00:03:18.740 like oh well i know how to sew so like it's just putting your entire okay but do you know what they

00:03:24.420 always miss do you know what they always miss about these stories is um usually women do like 0.99

00:03:32.740 the reason men don't naturally just correct women for no reason or like ask to help usually you suck

00:03:38.500 at it and they're trying to help you so imagine like it's kind of like i'll see i've been going

00:03:43.780 going to the gym for so long that i'll see women um doing things incorrectly and it's like you

00:03:48.220 almost want to help them but you don't want to offend them but you're just like you don't know

00:03:52.620 how to do this you don't have to do it at all looked at me like sewing isn't like putting air

00:03:57.380 in tires and i was like do you know how to sew for the next time i'm like jump starting a car

00:04:02.740 and a man is like do you know what you're doing i'm gonna be like obviously like i can crow this 1.00

00:04:07.940 is the type of woman that's gonna get like accidentally kill herself by putting the wrong 1.00

00:04:11.900 electric crochet like how could i not jump start a car if i know how to crochet like can you can 1.00

00:04:18.780 you crochet what what a bitch what a bad attitude okay is anyone else so traumatized is anyone else 0.99

00:04:26.860 so thoroughly traumatized by men that you don't even talk to them anymore like one will try to 1.00

00:04:33.820 talk to me i'm like nope let me stop you right there pal yeah i think women get pumped and

00:04:38.460 dumped too many times because again this is a sub mid right it's like four and um you know they 0.95

00:04:45.100 they're just you know you can be a four and get a guy that's a six that happens all the time but

00:04:49.100 you got to be pleasant and if they're not pleasant they just get pumped and dumped or is it just me

00:04:54.060 yeah so um hey i'm pissing anyways um let me just tell you guys about this guy that i'm at a bar

00:04:59.580 i'll probably delete this tomorrow but anyways he literally asked me if i had a bush so if you can't 0.63

00:05:04.220 handle a bush how are you dressed so again a lot of times women um oh he asked if you had a book

00:05:09.820 like a lot of times like what was the environment that made him think he could ask that question

00:05:13.740 you can't handle my sparkling prickly personality but also for that to be a question that you ask

00:05:18.620 someone at the bar crazy behavior and then women ask men crazy questions all the time he actually

00:05:23.500 was smart enough that he was like let me put my number in your phone and i was like okay he texted

00:05:28.060 himself from my phone that was actually a good one you got me you got me on that and then he's like

00:05:33.020 like we're going out on sunday you are not hot enough that any guy is really gonna be that 0.66

00:05:37.420 disappointed he didn't get your number like this is kind of a coke fact i was like we are not going

00:05:41.580 out on sunday i'm not i'm not going out with you on sunday and then i hear him talking to his friend 0.99

00:05:45.340 because he's not slick he's not slick with it he's like she's kind of a bitch but she looks like 0.97

00:05:49.980 she's a really good time period and i am just not for you so that's how the dating world is you know 1.00

00:05:55.200 that means she looks easy it's it's like women rls like stop ladies stop this stop broadcasting

00:06:04.480 the else that's embarrassing if he thought he could talk to you like that so i see these videos

00:06:09.600 of these like adorable men who don't get fomo who don't drink who like pretty much stay home

00:06:17.200 don't do drugs and they're all like i'm happy to do this i'm happy to just be alone and i'm like

00:06:24.160 can can you go out though because then if you go out then i can meet you

00:06:28.640 you know and i don't go out so i i i can't i can't meet you we can't meet each other so yeah but you

00:06:37.040 can meet them on dating apps but you're just gonna go for chat like these guys aren't chads a lot of 0.63

00:06:42.880 the time or you'll you know find some stupid reason to discredit them to say the way that 0.98

00:06:48.080 men talk to each other is so shocking for a woman's nervous system i was overhearing my 0.99

00:06:53.360 husband have a conversation with his business partner yesterday and i'm standing on the other

00:06:56.880 side of the wall and first of all they're talking about tris appetite which the fact that grown men

00:07:00.480 are talking about tris appetite pushed me into another video but conversation goes a little

00:07:04.960 something like this business partner says my husband like oh i'm on tris appetite you know

00:07:08.800 i want to lose and my husband finishes his sentence for him like what like 30 pounds he's

00:07:12.080 like yeah like 30 pounds and then business partner says back to my husband what do you want to lose

00:07:16.560 like 40 and he's like yeah and i'm just listening to this bop bop boop back and forth clenching my 0.99

00:07:23.040 pearls waiting for someone to throw up or throw a punch because if a woman talked to another woman

00:07:28.320 like that like you'll never see yeah men are so much more honest with each other women we can't 0.94

00:07:33.600 we can't handle it here again you might not see earth again women were like oh look great what

00:07:38.880 are you talking about you don't need to lose any weight not putting a number on it oh my god i was 0.99

00:07:43.600 just reminded like men are just cut from such a different cloth honestly not of material more of

00:07:49.200 like bulletproof styrofoam i don't know but it was just it was so shocking to me that i just

00:07:54.800 i gotta take a moment and just reflect you know this happened to me once i used to work at a

00:07:58.800 plumbing tech company and i would go i don't know why i worked there because i knew nothing about

00:08:02.800 plumbing but whatever i would just get in the door at these plumbing places and then i would bring my

00:08:07.600 boss who would do the um he would like come in and demonstrate the product and the first time i went

00:08:12.880 into one of those places i just heard the way they talked to each other and i'm like oh my gosh that's

00:08:17.520 terrible you know when i was a leftist i remember how like viscerally angry i would get every time

00:08:24.160 that i would see a bumper sticker that i disagreed with like a trump sticker or something that had

00:08:29.040 to do with being right leaning in any fashion like there was actually a time where me and my

00:08:33.280 boyfriend at the time were driving behind someone who was in a big truck rusty it was actually kind

00:08:39.040 of a cool truck but they had like trump stickers all over it they had two trump trump flags hanging

00:08:44.000 out the windows and i felt actual like anger and like heat in my body because of these people 0.97

00:08:51.120 so because i was a annoying obnoxious horrible stupid me and my boyfriend were just i like the 0.99

00:08:57.600 way she's telling the story i like i a lot of christian women they say they were tricked or 0.99

00:09:03.200 whatever but she said i was obnoxious and stupid i really prefer that way of telling the story 0.94

00:09:08.640 flipping them off we were yelling at them while we were behind them they were like so confused what 0.98

00:09:13.680 what was going on and it was a one lane road so we were just behind them doing all of this

00:09:18.540 and then we eventually got to a two lane part yeah see there's there's the guy in the comments

00:09:23.760 trying to take accountability off of her instead of having a negative personality trait he says

00:09:27.780 she was programmed no she was a brat and that's okay right you can you can come back i've done

00:09:34.300 bratty things we all have um so it's not really meant to judge but we got to be accurate you know

00:09:38.740 and we were able to pass them and i was just yelling out the window and flipping them off

00:09:41.920 And obviously, looking back on that, I'm embarrassed. 0.99

00:09:44.520 That was so dumb. 0.98

00:09:46.220 And these people were like confused. 1.00

00:09:47.960 Like, what are you doing? 1.00

00:09:48.880 This is stupid. 1.00

00:09:49.680 You're just like an 18 year old kid freaking out over our stickers. 1.00

00:09:53.240 But now I think it's funny being on the right, being a conservative. 1.00

00:09:56.740 And every time I live in a very blue city, every this is why you can't take women's politics 0.59

00:10:01.180 seriously, because now she's she's probably dating some conservative guy.

00:10:04.500 And then he gave her good, you know, and then now he now she's conservative time.

00:10:10.580 i see like trans rights or human rights and like my body my choice or i saw this guy who had a

00:10:16.240 minivan that had like anti-trump anti-ice stickers all over it one sticker said never voted for trump

00:10:21.920 something like that he was a super soy boy lib but like when i see those things now from a

00:10:26.780 conservative perspective they are obviously indicative of someone having different views

00:10:30.880 than me and i just sometimes chuckle like i read them i'm like huh that's that's silly or like oh 0.96

00:10:35.760 that's stupid but i don't get that same like fiery oh my god that rage and i think a lot of leftists 0.91

00:10:41.780 feel that when they see things that they disagree with and it just continues to prove to me that 1.00

00:10:46.780 it's like actually some type of demonic possession maybe not possession but like some type of force

00:10:52.880 or influence that is just gripping onto these people and not allowing them to be normal like

00:10:59.100 if seeing a bumper sticker ruins your day and makes you flip out and start screaming at some

00:11:04.960 stranger you actually need help not even saying that in like a funny okay yeah she's right she's

00:11:12.000 right and a lot of a lot of people do get more conservative when they get older this guy drove

00:11:17.440 five hours to see me on a date i live in england he does not paid for everything on the date we had

00:11:23.520 loads in common similar background interests hobbies things we want to do places we want to

00:11:28.720 to travel he starts talking about how I would get along with his mum and he is excited to meet my

00:11:35.580 mum we plan a second date he drives out five hours to see me again on the second date alpha to go to

00:11:41.600 his country but he said like no he pays for everything on that date again buys me a bunch

00:11:46.540 of stuff on that date we literally did not do anything had a kiss in the car park after the

00:11:51.500 second date and I've never heard from this guy since like I've been ghosted when I say I've never

00:11:58.460 been more confused in my life i've never been more confused well yeah you didn't let him hit

00:12:03.980 yeah look if you if you gave him the gluck gluck 9 000 he'd be back in my life this yeah okay so

00:12:11.020 all the all the guys in the comments are saying you say what he did what did you do to contribute

00:12:16.140 just talk his wife came back to her senses and they're damn good again hope this helps we know

00:12:22.700 what he did what did you do an option came up that didn't require him to drive so far

00:12:27.020 maybe he passed on uh perfect for brooke and jubel uh so much effort for such just a kiss

00:12:33.260 as the bro ran for his life this guy drove five hours to see me on a day i live in england he does

00:12:39.900 not pay okay yeah so anyways all right guys um if you guys have a good instagram it's not a real

00:12:47.340 place put in the comments make sure you like the video and subscribe to the channel um thanks for

00:12:51.580 watching and I'll see you next time.

Pearl - April 17, 2026

Meet The E-Wh＊res and Ret＊rds of Instagram

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