Pearl - April 09, 2026


Men Are Responsible For the Fat Woman Crisis!!!


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Length

7 minutes

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149.20284

Word count

1,123

Sentence count

29

Harmful content

Misogyny

15

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Hate speech

21

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00:00:00.080 What up guys, welcome to my Coffee Thoughts. Today I went to 7-Eleven on the way to my workout.
00:00:04.960 I always film these after I've worked out for the morning. If anyone is wondering.
00:00:10.260 Okay, so today, this morning, I watched a clip from Caleb Hammer. Now Caleb Hammer is this like
00:00:16.660 financial audit guy. Basically, people come on the show and they go through their financial
00:00:22.820 problems. And there was an obese woman that came on the show. And this woman was probably like 50% 1.00
00:00:30.480 body fat. Like she was not chubby. I mean, you know, cause there's like Latino men, they'll go 1.00
00:00:37.220 for the chubby women. White men get stuck with fat men, women, but they don't tend to date them 1.00
00:00:42.440 up front. Um, usually the wives get fat after they get the ring and they know the white men, 0.86
00:00:47.240 they're not the white men aren't going to get milk right um so you know then there's the latino men 0.87
00:00:54.600 they take the the women that are like 20 30 pounds overweight they're like we'll do it it's fine 0.88
00:00:59.500 give me some big tits whatever but this is black man territory black man territory this was an obese 1.00
00:01:08.600 woman and so she's going through her finances and it comes out that she has a sugar daddy 1.00
00:01:21.200 probably 250 50 pounds 5-5 with a sugar daddy who paid her two thousand dollars for one night
00:01:33.900 what is the point of being thin i was watching this and i'm like why am i even working out 1.00
00:01:44.280 two grand for one night for an obese woman i should get a million dot like
00:01:51.740 i'm not i wouldn't do that but do you know what i mean i'm like
00:01:56.960 so then caleb's going in on her and he's saying you're a terrible person
00:02:04.240 you did this uh apparently she hooked up with the sugar daddy right
00:02:08.500 while she had a boyfriend and i'm thinking you have a boyfriend too like 1.00
00:02:15.360 and you know what guys who the hell in the chat who is sending money to these women 0.50
00:02:22.760 who is it was apparently some asian dude in austin so i thought it was black man territory
00:02:29.140 but i guess the asian men they're kind of um out of the market so i guess the asian men are taking 0.78
00:02:35.820 black men's leftovers are you kidding you guys like all of you guys came from like gongas khan
00:02:44.940 or something like most asian people they're a descendant of gangas khan and you guys are paying 0.90
00:02:52.400 two grand for a night um and you know i go in on the women a lot right i talk about a women 1.00
00:03:00.920 we can't invent anything we run companies into the ground we can't do anything like
00:03:06.540 i talk about the terrible decisions and i mean that right i really i really mean 0.90
00:03:13.020 i mean it when i say that women make terrible decisions but
00:03:21.240 men are funding the obesity crisis in this country i saw another uh tweet on twitter
00:03:28.580 and on twitter um this guy went on a date i guess and the woman was 50 pounds overweight
00:03:34.880 50 pounds
00:03:39.400 heavier than her pictures and you know what he did he went on the date
00:03:47.980 hit and he wants to see her again and you know what i realized i'm like
00:03:51.840 men what they really crave it's not um sex i think a lot of times um everybody says that
00:04:00.060 men crave sex i don't think that's what it is men crave a woman liking them for them that's
00:04:07.000 but men like that's I think they're deep, whatever. And they're willing to go 50 pounds heavier to get
00:04:12.920 that. Now, a lot of men, they say it's not all about looks. And I think that's true to some
00:04:23.820 extent. And I want to give a caveat. So what'll happen is when you're young, men will go for the
00:04:30.080 pretty girls in high school. But then after they've spent a bunch of wasted time and resources
00:04:36.100 on the pretty girls then they're like oh it's not about looks because the they've been banging the
00:04:40.640 50 pound overweight girl and you know they said you know what i'll take the girl that likes me 0.95
00:04:46.860 over the pretty one right men'll men'll do that they'll settle but the way the mids and the uggos 1.00
00:04:54.780 we see it right it's like well yeah but we had to take years of you going for hotter bitches to 1.00
00:05:01.680 settle for us and i mean we're happier that way but it's just a psyche thing so men they never um 1.00
00:05:09.200 they put it they only don't care about looks after they've learned the lessons of going for the hot
00:05:16.280 chick right it's a little off topic but i think that's what's funding the obesity crisis in this
00:05:23.180 country because if fat women were starved of male attention they would lose weight i mean women will
00:05:28.920 go get BBLs, um, in like Costa Rica just to get a shot at some ghetto NBA player, right? 1.00
00:05:38.660 I mean, you have a higher chance of dying from a BBL than you do have childbirth. 0.85
00:05:45.460 And, you know, I don't want to leave the white men off the hook. You guys also fund the obesity
00:05:49.580 crisis, um, because you don't divorce your fat wives. And I'm not talking, we all can expect,
00:05:55.460 right we can all expect women to gain like 10 20 pounds after a kid that's fine 0.94
00:05:59.440 but your wives will gain 100 pounds and you know there's no self-respect you guys are just like 0.99
00:06:07.460 well happy wife happy life it's like well the black men will do anything but there's a certain 0.90
00:06:13.880 level of disrespect they'll just go get milk they'll just ma'am i'm i'm gonna get some milk 0.97
00:06:21.200 and never come back. Which one of you is doing this? Which one of you is, is funding this obesity
00:06:33.340 crisis? I mean, I was thinking about it and I'm like, you know what, this is going to be his next
00:06:36.820 girlfriend, the 50 pound overweight woman, because he's going to go for the hotter chicks
00:06:42.440 and it's going to be too much work. And he's going to say, fuck it. Found my wife. And that's 0.98
00:06:49.040 love in america that is love in america so anyways guys
00:06:56.900 you guys got to stop doing this i'm not saying you got to be with like tens and models but this
00:07:05.340 is getting ridiculous a fat woman has a boyfriend and a sugar daddy who paid her two grand fat 1.00
00:07:17.660 obese. Anyways, I love you guys. Um, thank you so much for watching. 0.75
00:07:27.140 Make sure you like the video and subscribe to the channel and I'm going to see you.