Pearl - Men's Poker Face (Call-in Show)

00:00:00.000 What up guys? Welcome to another episode of Pearl Daily. So as you guys know, dating is

00:00:07.920 hard for most men and we know that the majority of men can't get dates and are not having

00:00:12.860 sex. Those who do end up going on dates have to ensure a woman, have to endure a woman just

00:00:20.360 to get laid. I mean, think about it for a second. A man has to plan a date, take her

00:00:26.100 to some restaurant that costs way too much money or pay for drinks at a bar that are overpriced.

00:00:31.540 While at the restaurant or at the bar, the man has to listen to a modern woman go on and on and on

00:00:36.300 about things he does not care about. I want you guys listening and the guys in the chat to think

00:00:42.100 back to all the times you had to sit there and fake interest in what some 304 was talking about

00:00:48.560 on a date. She talks about her education, her career, her ex, her dog, and you just got to sit

00:00:53.880 there and smile. Nod your head. I call this the male poker face. The male poker face is when a

00:01:02.480 man has to keep a calm demeanor and a non-expressive face when a woman is telling some

00:01:07.260 crazy story or talking about something inappropriate on a date. The male poker face is

00:01:13.120 required because a lot of times if you don't have one, you can react negatively to what some of

00:01:21.080 these women are saying and lose your chance at getting laid. This is going to be a call-in show,

00:01:26.020 so as I'm going through the show today, I want you guys to think about all of the times you had

00:01:31.020 to maintain a male poker face while some woman was telling you something crazy. I want to hear

00:01:36.860 the stories about how you guys went through it. Okay, so we got one girl that was reading her

00:01:46.660 ex-boyfriend's texts on a date. Okay, let's see where this is going.

00:01:54.240 How do I make this a review? All right.

00:02:07.660 Oh, no. Is the internet not working? No!

00:02:10.560 all right let me try the second one let me try this one and see if it's any better

00:02:17.920 you're like the only guy i'm talking to

00:02:20.000 guys just can't handle me guys just can't handle me

00:02:26.340 they just don't want to my ex is completely out of the picture

00:02:31.980 oh his face is so funny i usually never do this

00:02:40.560 yeah you do i'm always on time

00:02:44.320 i can count on one hand how many men i've slept with

00:02:50.140 oh i don't care that you have friends that are girls

00:02:55.740 they're already upset i spent a lot of time complaining about how bad it is dating as a

00:03:03.940 girl in new york but i've got to say ladies my guy friend just called me and told me about his

00:03:10.540 date last night and she talked about her ex so much and then she actually had him read her

00:03:17.740 messages with her ex and analyze what he's saying i'm like girl i mean on one hand hilarious on the

00:03:25.320 other hand like what and then my friend was like hey i just want to you know it seems like you

00:03:31.880 might still be into your ex like i just want to kind of like pulse check there because i'm looking

00:03:35.120 for something serious whatever and she was like no of course not i spent a lot of time complaining

00:03:40.240 about how bad it is dating i can't believe you know some people i gotta respect them because

00:03:49.120 they just have the audacity do you know what i mean like it's kind of like the guy that cheats

00:03:53.900 in front of his girlfriend do you know what i mean like you've seen those like tiktoks at a bar

00:03:58.560 it's definitely wrong but you're kind of like wow you really had the audacity

00:04:02.940 women tell men he's competing her for her on the first date okay another date and he's never

00:04:11.360 gonna see me again but he asked me a question that kind of made me go he jokingly was like

00:04:18.840 oh so who are these other guys that i'm in competition with and i i had to be like other

00:04:25.920 guys no you're in competition with me you're competing against me because listen i'm great

00:04:35.440 i'm i'm fun i know how to do everything for myself but what is going to make you special enough for

00:04:44.080 me to want to share my life with this man was like a gas because he was just like i was being dead

00:04:50.880 serious you guys have to remember you're great and i think the longer i'm single which i think

00:04:59.120 it's like coming on three oh god it's coming up three years now i there's something else that like

00:05:06.240 i love more than myself i'm very sure of who i am as a person oh men are scared of independent

00:05:13.120 woman like y'all should be like if you are not coming in prepared and sure of yourself then

00:05:19.600 you're not gay yeah so that's can you imagine she's saying this on a date

00:05:28.220 now we just post everything on social media so all right the next we got this this guy here

00:05:37.920 or this girl too. Okay. I went on my first hinge date and I thought it went fine. I didn't rather

00:05:46.320 like him, but two days later he texts me and goes, I don't think we're quite the right match.

00:05:51.280 So in the month since it has been haunting me and ultimately I decided that I'm the problem

00:05:57.880 and I probably shouldn't have said a few things on the date. So I wrote some of them down

00:06:03.640 insane things i said on date okay so first people who post on linkedin are losers i stand by that

00:06:11.980 um i kept talking about how i want to go to a hockey game and see a fight on the ice

00:06:16.780 kind of a red flag i also i want to see talking about how i got super into fantasy football this

00:06:24.520 year um but like it was a big part of my life and then he asked me like what i do outside of work

00:06:31.720 like what my hobbies are and I was like well fantasy football's over so I don't do that anymore

00:06:36.880 um I guess I started reading recently and like literally the very next day I was playing in a

00:06:43.820 pickleball tournament didn't feel the need to mention that completely forgot that I was doing

00:06:47.700 that oh I told him that it took me six and a half years to finish college which I think that's like

00:06:52.840 a third date thing like I should probably hold off on telling people that I don't know why we

00:06:58.620 just lead with like the worst stuff red flag oh i said even if i was blackout drunk i don't think

00:07:05.660 i could get up in front of people and sing karaoke which yeah never in the past have i done that

00:07:12.700 not that i know of okay so ultimately i decided i need to like pretend a little

00:07:17.740 on the first date like reel them in and be very normal um i just like don't know how to do that

00:07:28.620 Like, I was just trying to fill up silence with jokes that I've already made in the past.

00:07:33.560 Okay, so last month.

00:07:35.300 All right, let's see what else we got.

00:07:39.300 We got this one.

00:07:43.280 Oh, this one.

00:07:44.200 Oh, this one the audio didn't work for.

00:07:46.220 Yeah, I don't know why.

00:07:47.780 Okay, then we got this guy over here.

00:07:52.500 I'm going to turn the sound off.

00:07:54.220 He says, when she casually says something that confirms she won't be my wife.

00:07:59.200 That's the thing.

00:07:59.760 We like talk and then the men just compartmentalize us.

00:08:04.920 Yeah.

00:08:06.400 You know.

00:08:10.480 All right.

00:08:11.160 We got next.

00:08:15.340 She casually confirms that she is not wifey material.

00:08:21.220 Yeah.

00:08:21.780 It says the website isn't on.

00:08:24.220 Oh, they're making a new one.

00:08:27.700 Sorry, guys.

00:08:30.300 There's a new one that's up.

00:08:32.540 I will read the chat over there.

00:08:34.780 All right, when she says something that makes me completely snap back into reality

00:08:37.940 and realize I've just romanticized the idea of another average woman.

00:08:48.340 Okay, wait, here we go.

00:08:49.400 over heels in love with a girl and then she say something that just proves that she can never be

00:08:54.280 yours i feel like that's more heartbreaking than getting cheated on again because now

00:09:01.160 because now i gotta self-sabotage and move different because if i tell you what you said

00:09:06.120 you ain't gonna do nothing but gas like me and make me feel stupid so now i gotta self-sabotage

00:09:11.160 and start being different and moving funny so so you get the hint that i don't want you no more

00:09:15.800 it was nice it was nice why i lasted it was nice why i lasted it was nice why it lasted

00:09:23.200 but baby girl you gotta go you gotta go yo cooked

00:09:28.800 cooked okay

00:09:32.600 she says something that confirms she'll never be your wife

00:09:39.260 dang

00:09:49.500 if she's constantly telling you about random guys hitting on her and you're the kind of guy

00:09:57.300 that gets crazy jealous and overreacts i'm gonna be honest you're insecure and she's toxic as fuck

00:10:02.800 is your girlfriend presenting to this person that they are open and available to be with

00:10:08.480 because if they are, that's the problem.

00:10:10.860 Of course, there are people out there

00:10:12.260 that no matter what,

00:10:13.720 they are going to flirt with your partner.

00:10:15.180 But is your partner letting it happen

00:10:17.540 because they want it to happen?

00:10:19.680 If your partner were to come home from a club

00:10:21.540 and they tell you,

00:10:22.760 oh, I had these people flirting with me all night long,

00:10:25.500 my immediate first question to them would be,

00:10:27.560 did you tell them that you're with someone?

00:10:29.980 If the response is yes,

00:10:31.880 the follow-up question to that is,

00:10:33.840 did you tell them I'm in a relationship

00:10:35.820 or sorry, I'm in a relationship?

00:10:37.900 if the word sorry is in that sentence they want it to happen if you are happily in a relationship

00:10:44.220 you should never feel sorry for turning somebody away that's just the truth

00:10:47.760 yeah we're cooked

00:10:51.800 so we have a call-in show today and i'm going to look on the website if you guys have any

00:10:59.100 which by the way guys um on the audacity network um next week we're going to talk about mental

00:11:04.980 models doug mpa our moderator has some really good mental models for life maybe when he comes

00:11:10.800 up he can give a little sneak peek into next week but on the on the website we have smart

00:11:16.000 intelligent often non-famous but sometimes famous men giving presentations and we film extra content

00:11:22.660 this weekend um behind the paywall we're gonna have um a special guest teach you how to catch

00:11:28.940 your partner cheating um doug mpa is doing a presentation next week you can ask him questions

00:11:34.980 on the mental models and um i have to figure out next week i have to figure out so i don't have

00:11:43.360 the schedule yet completely so let me i'll keep you guys posted but there is no show tomorrow night

00:11:49.080 because we are um this guest is coming in town all right um is doug mpa on or no

00:11:58.600 Oh, not yet. Okay. Okay. So some examples of men's poker face. Um, I've heard men say that they need

00:12:08.000 to not shame women when they said they did crazy sexual things. So it's like you might feel

00:12:15.920 disgust, but you should have a poker face. That way the women will reveal more. So that way after

00:12:23.500 the marriage and kids you don't find out it's better to find out before the marriage and kids

00:12:30.240 doug mpa how are you doing i'm good pearl how are you i'm good um tell me what is the craziest

00:12:41.960 thing you've had to hear when um a woman say on a date in a relationship etc that you had to keep

00:12:51.960 on a poker face well so i'm let me keep things general first when you get past

00:13:00.600 we start dating women in their 30s they are not afraid to tell you how much men suck on the first

00:13:06.200 date they will go on for 30 45 minutes about how there's piss in the dating pool men are trash and

00:13:16.040 and they just expect you to sit there and just take it yeah so how does it go do they start

00:13:23.680 with that or like where in the date do they bring it up it's to the point where i've started a date

00:13:30.540 and then i've ordered a drink or two and then i'll get up and then i'll pay for my drink or

00:13:37.820 i'll pay for my part of the bill and i'll leave and leave her at the table i've done that multiple

00:13:42.520 times yeah and it's usually women by the time they hit 35 so um you know i'm in my mid-40s

00:13:53.560 so um i know you might say what are you dating women over 35 for

00:13:58.400 hey i don't yeah men like what they like i'm not here to tell you who who you can and can't date

00:14:06.000 go ahead um mine would be uh i've sat and listened to a woman to talk about her toxic ex and she

00:14:18.080 uh this man stalked this woman she had to move to a different part of the dmv and then uh

00:14:27.920 she couldn't give out her real phone pretty much her last ex was a psychopath and she had she

00:14:34.240 She couldn't leave the area because of her job, but she had to stay incognito just in case he found her again.

00:14:43.860 I'm like, wait, what?

00:14:45.380 So you should lie.

00:14:47.180 It's time to lie.

00:14:48.020 It's time to not say anything.

00:14:49.840 Actually, she didn't have to lie.

00:14:52.400 She just didn't have to tell you.

00:14:53.660 Why would you say that?

00:14:55.360 Yeah.

00:14:55.660 And I don't know what she literally outlined the entire quote unquote toxic relationship with this guy in about 45 minutes.

00:15:04.240 and and what i never saw her again after that but i like those crime shows like uh like american

00:15:10.780 greed and wives with knives and all those so i knew i wasn't gonna see her again but i wanted

00:15:16.440 all the juice i wanted i got i got wrapped up in the story i was like i kind of want to see how

00:15:22.560 this whole thing plays out so were you entertained at least did you have a good night yeah you know

00:15:28.620 the whole story was crazy and the sad part about it is she had a law degree she had an ivy league

00:15:35.000 undergrad and ivy league law degree and she's messing with this pookie who was literally

00:15:40.320 terrorizing her what did he do now i want to know do you still have her number can you call her

00:15:45.980 no no this was years ago so what did he do so they he had two kids that he he never really saw

00:15:56.460 okay um he worked a blue collar job and he had a whole lot of time and he's because

00:16:02.460 women that are lawyers are a lot of professional women that they want guys with a lot of time

00:16:07.940 right so they moved really fast he moved in with her and then just started where are you at who

00:16:16.880 are you with and she's talking about it and one of the best things about you pearls you always

00:16:21.980 ask questions that kind of make the story fall apart because remember guys a lot of women tell

00:16:27.340 the female friendly version of the story and what is the female friendly version of the story pearl

00:16:33.540 was she cheating we don't know the female friendly version of the story is they're the heroes and

00:16:40.220 the story at the same i thought you meant like there's a detail she was missing like if he was

00:16:45.180 ask and all i'm like maybe she was cheating i don't know well so but yeah so she's telling me

00:16:52.680 about all this quote-unquote abuse but she stayed with him for like she stayed with him and lived

00:16:56.720 with him for like two years wow yeah do you think it was over exaggerated or do you think she's

00:17:02.720 telling the truth well uh if she was over exaggerating i was glad because i told you i

00:17:09.020 was totally caught up in the story i wanted to hear the end of it and did she call you back

00:17:14.260 after or did she just want a therapist for the night it was just a therapist for the night

00:17:21.860 men are so funny they're just like i guess this is my role here you guys you guys want a

00:17:28.180 relationship i guess i'm a relationship guy you want a therapist i guess i'm the therapist guy

00:17:33.860 i think that there was a genuine initial attraction but she's so wrapped up in that

00:17:41.540 whole thing and that whole story a lot of people if you want to listen to their story they will

00:17:46.100 tell it to you and i showed eagerness to listen and to hear the whole thing so she outlined the

00:17:50.980 whole thing and now you have great content for the show and the thing about it is modern women

00:18:00.100 stuff like this all this emotional abuse and stuff like that happens to the women from the bottom

00:18:08.500 always to the top the poor women the educated women the rich women all of them like toxic men

00:18:15.460 all of them is the zoom in the i don't see it in the youtube chat are we sure it's there

00:18:20.500 yeah i don't think it's there yeah it hasn't been posted in the youtube chat yet

00:18:27.460 uh i want to take this time just to thank everyone that's been in the audacity chat

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00:18:48.260 pearl i really appreciate it we do

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00:19:35.700 yeah i'm trying to think of what other stories men have told me like what is the worst poker face

00:19:42.020 oh so my um i have a brother he's aj's rant and reactions and he went out this is this is a while

00:19:53.460 ago he went out with this girl in the first couple of dates it went really really well but then uh

00:20:00.820 she wanted him to meet up with her friends and she was completely different with her friends

00:20:05.860 no he was the one guy there and she was literally talking down to him in front of all of her her

00:20:14.420 friends literally poking at him jabbing at him what did he do what did he do that was the first

00:20:21.220 time anyone i knew paid for their drink and their food and just left what did she say to him that

00:20:28.260 made him like what was the final straw and how'd she react uh she uh well it was just the constant

00:20:37.780 small jabs of misandry that women expect men to just put up with oh so you know if you keep

00:20:44.660 talking like that you're not going to get anything tonight or you you honestly think that you can do

00:20:49.060 this you know just she could not have been hot enough for that like yeah because because he left

00:20:56.740 yeah guys don't be afraid when in situations like that you don't owe women an explanation

00:21:03.780 you don't owe women closure you just leave

00:21:09.460 just go yeah it's not like women give men closure

00:21:12.500 there are some people in the the waiting room i think i saw someone do you okay come in

00:21:20.580 i just don't know what

00:21:22.620 oh doug it says he said you can let them in and out oh you're the host host to most give me one

00:21:33.020 second okay i have never let anyone in hold on one second more

00:21:40.120 okay oh ben was in but he he dropped in and out is make sure to hit the zoom call because we want

00:21:52.940 to hear your best first date with poker face what have women said on a first date where or

00:22:00.500 do you have any topics where if a woman brings it up you just can't stand it and you have to say

00:22:05.620 something because for me miss angie's one of them if a woman just starts man hating i i can't take

00:22:13.460 it um there's a couple of other things too have you ever seen any of your friends just put a guy

00:22:22.580 through hell on a first date pearl i've never really been there when women i've oh god i've

00:22:29.460 seen married women just henpeck the hell out of their husbands oh i saw this one married woman it

00:22:37.060 was so bad but i haven't seen it on a first date but like this one woman i know she kept like

00:22:44.340 mentioning in front of me that she made more than her husband and i'm just like sitting there and

00:22:49.780 i'm like why do you keep and like she just kept like in front of like almost using me to get back

00:22:56.180 at her husband in a passive aggressive way like calling him messies and i'm like i'm like sitting

00:23:01.300 there and i really like her husband's very nice like i really like him as a guy and i'm like why

00:23:08.580 are you doing this to him and it was just so uncomfortable um god it was so uncomfortable

00:23:15.780 and i was just like and i'm just sitting there because i'm in her house you know so i'm like

00:23:21.300 and she said something to me after and i'm like do you really want my opinion

00:23:24.660 and then she just got quiet like she asked she's like because then she was trying to pretend that

00:23:31.180 he was the one doing something and i looked at her and i'm like do you really want my opinion

00:23:36.640 on this and then yeah then she shut up so i'll never understand the pathology behind women

00:23:44.640 humiliating their husbands their husband is supposed to be their number one ally and number

00:23:52.560 one cheerleader and they treat that person look like absolute garbage i don't understand how that

00:23:57.700 happened or why women think that's okay i think women just don't like men that much and so like

00:24:03.660 when they women it's like they like the idea of a husband but they don't like the reality of it

00:24:08.360 and so when they have to like deal with the day-to-day annoyances that the genders have

00:24:13.440 with each other right because there's things that annoy you guys about us and there's stuff that

00:24:17.860 about you guys that annoys us we just can't like deal with it like our you know um the stress or

00:24:26.300 like like we just like we we just don't do a good job with like discomfort i guess and so then we

00:24:34.140 just start complaining it's also okay for wives to just say horrible things i told you um michelle

00:24:40.720 obama literally said that she hated barack obama for the first 10 years of their marriage and also

00:24:47.120 there's an article i saw the other day that said after you have your first child you will

00:24:55.020 hate your husband you will hate your husband and of course the comments yeah i understand

00:25:03.340 yeah yeah yeah why is this okay why that's just like post-nut clarity for women do you see the

00:25:09.820 people in the waiting room or no there's nobody there oh okay guys i know you guys have poker

00:25:16.460 face stories stories of crazy things women have said to you and you had to keep a straight face

00:25:23.160 i know you guys have them the zoom links in the description or in the pinned in the chat

00:25:28.020 come on up guys tell me the stories i know you got them

00:25:32.780 and and then another thing that gets me in trouble is i don't really like small talk

00:25:42.560 you know i don't like talking about pop culture so i'll try to have a serious

00:25:48.360 conversation with some woman and it could go south especially with what i'm interested in

00:25:54.680 you know you you kind of do the feelers with some some slight red toe topics you know i'll bring up

00:26:00.820 like kevin samuels and a lot of women like oh my if they've heard of him oh my god you listen to

00:26:06.000 that guy i'm like yeah the last single mother i dated was a flight attendant you dated a single

00:26:13.360 mother this is you sorry god yeah like four years ago okay she was a flight attendant absolutely

00:26:20.980 beautiful but um i brought up kevin samuels and i said i said i told her i was like i don't know

00:26:26.900 what it would look like me and you and your two your two kids and she's like so i told i listened

00:26:34.220 to kevin samuels and she's like i think that guy is trying to brainwash you away from me because

00:26:39.100 i'm a single mother i'm like see you later he just told me everything that i needed to know

00:26:45.420 we're gonna let dr tran in

00:26:50.380 oh okay pearl reed on the website let's see make sure you mute the um audio did i miss it i don't

00:26:59.020 see the pearl reed on the website dr train are you there let me refresh the chat i am here i

00:27:05.500 cannot believe you guys accepted me i was i know we were just waiting so tell us your poker face

00:27:11.180 story oh my god um what do you mean so the top what is the what is the the worst thing that

00:27:23.900 you've ever had to endure talking to a woman to on a first date to get laid like what's the

00:27:31.180 what's the weirdest or strangest conversation you've had with a woman on a first date or even

00:27:35.740 in a relationship just crazy things that like a woman has said and you've had to keep a straight

00:27:41.180 face oh gosh okay i don't i didn't realize i'd be so nervous you guys accept me i apologize um

00:27:53.900 you know i i don't have one i'm sorry i clicked on your link because i i i didn't expect you

00:27:57.980 guys to accept me i want to get out of here so i don't read your show i'm sorry that's all right

00:28:01.420 i mean do you have any do you have anything in general that you wanted to ask pearl

00:28:07.740 are you a fan yeah no i mean you know i was uh donating to your show back in the day when

00:28:14.140 you're in london and stuff are you ever going to go back to those uh panel shows it seems like

00:28:17.500 you're sick of them but i do find them more entertaining um i would do more like collins

00:28:22.860 but in studio probably not more than maybe like one-on-one debates but the full panels

00:28:29.180 i can't do them and have a life yeah yeah at the time it was really affecting pearl's health

00:28:38.380 pro we've known each other for almost four years now and we have conversations it's just

00:28:43.100 it's just not good for my health putting up with all the 304s in her apartment so i don't know how

00:28:48.860 people like myron and these people that do these panel shows i don't know how how they've been doing

00:28:54.300 it for so many years man i don't know how they do it yeah at least um at least on um online i can

00:29:02.140 click mute oh that makes sense i'm sure you know kevin samuels kind of used that to his advantage

00:29:09.980 too but hey i don't have much to contribute i'll let you guys go i'm sorry to you're okay thanks

00:29:14.220 for calling in all right see you guys um i found the pearl read i think my the website was just

00:29:19.660 slow for me women just disrespect their husbands when they feel they had to settle on him and

00:29:25.420 didn't get the man they wanted it's resentment yeah so we're gonna bring in dustin always a

00:29:34.780 good time with dustin i told him to call it on this one i'm expecting fireworks on this yeah

00:29:40.940 dustin what do you got yeah i still like poker face stories anytime a girl starts off talking

00:29:51.140 about how she sorry how she likes to travel um guys are intimidated by me or i'm not like other

00:30:00.880 girls i'm just like i wish i could hit fast forward through that conversation

00:30:05.580 is there ever anything a girl has said that you couldn't keep the poker face um arneson

00:30:12.780 asks on the website uh like whenever women sorry i'm at work but so it's like whenever women are

00:30:23.980 like 30 and going to cosmetology school i'm like just stop like just domesticate yourself

00:30:31.360 quit that save some money get your ass in the gym and learn how to cook dude i was like

00:30:36.640 do not go to cosmetology school at 30. that's funny i i can second that for a massage therapy

00:30:44.060 school oh yeah bro come on hey man i only want one kind of massage and you don't need

00:30:51.540 much learning about that one are there any things so um what's the worst conversation that you you've

00:31:02.540 had with a woman on a date and you sat through it and it was worth it because you ended up getting

00:31:08.000 laid later okay that's funny okay so uh i picked this i picked a lady up and she was she was a

00:31:23.460 good looking she was a good looking good looking woman and on the car ride back on the car ride

00:31:30.420 to dinner she was telling me how two months ago she met some guy online and um she thought that

00:31:41.500 he got her pregnant so she was she was telling me the whole conversation like how she was trying to

00:31:48.940 hit him up and say i think i'm pregnant and all this stuff and this homie ghosted her and i mean

00:31:56.020 I didn't

00:31:58.420 It was

00:32:00.280 It was a good night

00:32:01.680 But that was a really rough one

00:32:03.260 To even think about sleeping with her after that

00:32:06.300 But yeah

00:32:08.460 That was

00:32:10.140 Maybe not the best decision I ever made

00:32:12.220 Dustin talks about

00:32:16.400 His bad decisions

00:32:18.180 On the show

00:32:19.440 And he owns it

00:32:20.920 That's one of the best parts about Dustin

00:32:22.720 Well thank you

00:32:25.580 it's uh we all i like to be humble but i got you i was whenever a girl says i needed to travel to

00:32:33.320 find myself um you should always i always like to ask them have you been there before

00:32:39.800 because they'll be like no i say well whenever i lose something i always go somewhere i've been

00:32:45.340 because that's usually where it's at so when when do you ever have to go somewhere you've

00:32:52.480 never been to find something you always had you know just really it's really illogical

00:32:57.600 when a woman says that she's going somewhere to find herself she she's wherever she's going

00:33:04.220 she's getting her back blown out dude it's it's brutally true

00:33:10.620 in fact one approach reactions that she reacted to that woman who went to europe and didn't she

00:33:18.920 catch like 22 bodies in like 10 days oh brutal oh yeah she was in the airport and she was like

00:33:25.780 oh i think i might get one more on the way home that one was nuts i actually do you even think

00:33:33.200 that women know what they want when they travel because like i flew a girl to new york city once

00:33:38.920 when i was living on the east coast and i bought her up she was supposed to stay with me for a week

00:33:43.320 and i bought her a plane ticket home four days early because she made me so mad um i took her

00:33:49.040 to new york city and i had planned like madame tussaud's playing at hollywood and a couple other

00:33:56.060 activities and then afterwards i was like is there anything you want to do over here and she just was

00:34:01.920 like i don't know i don't know and i was like i just flew you here and you didn't think of a single

00:34:08.340 thing you wanted to do while you are in the city with me and um I was so I was kind of like when

00:34:16.440 women say they they like traveling or they want to go places do they even know it's just it just

00:34:21.800 means drink in that city and let a guy entertain me that's what it means yeah because like women

00:34:28.760 don't yeah women don't like because when I was a kid we like when we road tripped we really road

00:34:35.060 tripped and my mom planned the whole thing from like and we it would be like we're going to this

00:34:40.140 national park we're hiking this we're bright water rafting here we're doing this we're doing that

00:34:44.900 they're not doing that they just want to they just want to drink at a bar in the city and flirt with

00:34:51.760 the whatever whatever type they're going for in that city if it's the british men if it's the

00:34:56.920 spanish men if it's the dubai the rich men it's whatever they're trying to get that's what they're

00:35:02.440 these are the uh 80 of solo travelers are the united states are women i know that women say

00:35:08.520 i don't feel safe but i'll travel to some third world country by myself but i don't feel safe

00:35:17.640 yeah it's crazy man that's a lot of money too too that's a gamble well that's one thing i

00:35:25.640 noticed so modern modern women have traded so like my mother's generation um and then the generation

00:35:34.040 after that were really obsessed with material things modern women they spend they still buy

00:35:41.240 material things but they spend so much money on travel man so much money on travel it's insane

00:35:48.520 And the worst part about it is, I talk about student loans a lot on my channel guys, 70% of the student loans are women. And if you saw the new administration is going to start garnishing people's wages starting May 5th for student loans. So a lot of these, they're going to start to take people's tax returns.

00:36:09.980 anyway and so um women will stare down a hundred and fifty thousand dollars worth of student loan

00:36:16.880 debt they'll just forget all about it and try to live their best lives traveling trying to buy a

00:36:25.420 house we're not not after may 5th they won't yeah i do i remember when i was in college all the

00:36:33.040 girls would be like oh i took out student loans to like go shopping and um like travel here travel

00:36:39.760 there um i don't know what the obsession is with traveling because if you want an easy life you

00:36:45.480 would be like traveling is probably the last thing you want to do you want to make sure like

00:36:50.640 when you're home you're comfortable and then you're like oh maybe i'll go go abroad

00:36:55.580 yeah but that's curious you think you think passport bros are real if 95 percent of single

00:37:02.080 travelers are women i mean they are they are real it's just there's not many i mean it's not like

00:37:07.380 yeah because you have to think if you really wanted to passport bro as a guy like how are

00:37:13.080 you going to do that you're going to build a connection with a girl to the point you trust

00:37:16.880 her to bring her back or to have a kid there and like what you get two weeks off of work a year

00:37:21.660 that's uh do you know i mean like yeah like how would you like how would you even it's tough

00:37:29.400 enough in like a distance relationship in the same country like out of the country oh

00:37:37.300 good luck and then and then if you bring one home uh she's gonna be around american women

00:37:45.140 or the worst thing you can do if you bring a woman to the united states is have her go to college

00:37:51.860 you know that that's true and i um i have a a girlfriend from angola and once she started

00:37:59.060 hanging out with the with the city girls i was like my relationship was over oh she started

00:38:05.540 hanging out with the b-dubs yeah like it was uh you know she's like she's from angola i know she

00:38:12.420 doesn't just like talk a certain way and then she starts saying like oh this young bull was over

00:38:16.820 here this john oh my god all right was she from philadelphia because yeah bro that's where i'm

00:38:22.980 from i'm from i'm from i'm from harrisburg and we would go up to philadelphia yeah we say john all

00:38:30.100 the time you'll just john and we we throw the most hood like little these uh just silly parties in

00:38:35.700 the city where like i was just the women are just crazy um uh stories for days dude oh yeah dude

00:38:46.500 poker face uh if men didn't have them uh women would be even more single than they are now

00:38:52.740 now yeah that's the thing i don't think a lot of women have any idea how offensive the things that

00:39:03.220 we say are because men don't react they just like eat it because they want to get laid otherwise you

00:39:09.060 guys would never get laid yeah i was talking to this when i was working at dairy queen and i was

00:39:15.520 the king of dairy and uh this lady i went i went yeah bro and uh this girl she was married but she

00:39:26.680 was 17 because it's like ukrainian church type thing they just marry young so i went over to

00:39:32.260 her place and things were going good and then she goes i need to stop and i said why and she was

00:39:38.500 like well you're just you're only five seven and she she kicked me out of her house she invited me

00:39:44.440 to her house and then she kicked me out and i was like not because of that not because of that

00:39:51.320 not because of the husband but because of the five seven yeah she was like i don't know what

00:39:56.040 i'm doing with you and i was like she's like dude i don't know either man she's like if i'm gonna

00:40:01.000 cheat he's gotta be five yeah wait wait wait so so was this after you hit it a couple times no i

00:40:08.600 i never i never got to i never got to like i got close but i like one is her husband was like a

00:40:15.820 big guy too like he would definitely like murdered me and i was only i was only 19 i was like i got

00:40:21.060 i got a life to live you know so i was a little uh a little worried about that but yeah we were

00:40:27.700 i would go over and watch the bachelor with her maybe that's why i don't watch the bachelor with

00:40:31.740 married if you want to get late what how many episodes yeah because you're you watch with

00:40:38.400 she's watching she's watching those like six five chads on the bachelor and then she's like

00:40:44.120 she's like what am i i could then she thinks she could get the guys on tv cooked cooked maybe

00:40:50.260 kicked me out so she could use her vibrator yeah you want to talk about a poker face we'll be

00:40:55.340 sitting through the bachelor with a woman how did you make it through the whole episode god

00:41:01.000 She would cook some bomb food, man.

00:41:03.680 It was like these little Russian cakes.

00:41:07.540 It was so funny.

00:41:09.480 Yeah, that was pretty nuts, dude.

00:41:12.920 I never thought about what I was doing back then.

00:41:18.120 Now I have a kid.

00:41:18.960 I got to be responsible.

00:41:20.560 What's up with that?

00:41:22.300 I can't imagine how you get through.

00:41:26.060 Yeah.

00:41:31.000 uh pearl but yeah someone has a crush on you and someone has a crush on you in the chat

00:41:40.320 antonia she thinks you're perfect and come on shoot your shot antonia no antonia and

00:41:46.780 i'm five seven man i'm five seven call in yeah antonia call in call in and shoot your shot

00:41:54.920 i did read some of her comments i i'm assuming it's a girl uh it is she was like uh she was like

00:42:04.820 my judea king i said goodness pearl quiet antonia i mean don't don't don't pussy out get it get in

00:42:16.180 here shoot your shot these streets are lonely get up i know yeah you're always gonna wonder what if

00:42:22.700 if you don't try to shoot your shot are you antonio are you fat just say it

00:42:29.900 hey that's i was in a latino fraternity back in college and i thought they're

00:42:37.100 uh women from the homeland they were never uh never too skinny

00:42:42.300 so the only way to work as a passport bro is to work remotely or have some passive income and

00:42:51.320 then stay in another country to raise your kids with her. Yeah. I mean, like, I just don't think

00:42:56.780 it's a feasible option for like most men, you know, um, a good question. Oh, wait, I read that

00:43:04.140 already. Like, cause most guys just don't work from their laptop. I'd like to do how many girls

00:43:11.240 even respect that. Antonia got offended by the question. She said, bye. Well, I know the answer

00:43:19.300 now adios i am croatian bro well you're one flight away hop on a plane women love being

00:43:28.060 flown out it's your turn he's flown out girls before right yeah but i mean it's uh never again

00:43:36.520 how hot what if she was a nine though would you do it would you fly her out

00:43:41.740 well it's it's tough because it's like like like you know sex always has the same ending

00:43:53.740 like uh like if something crazy would happen where that you know it just always ends the

00:44:01.780 same so it's not really worth it you know it's like the juice is never worth the squeeze

00:44:07.060 if you're just doing like a one night stand why would i pay 900 for that i was like i'd rather

00:44:14.300 just i'd even shag a fat chick before i go spend 900 to get laid one time yeah yeah i can say he

00:44:22.400 can come here well now you're cooked he's not coming he's got a kid yeah i mean unless it's

00:44:31.860 like a three-day thing but i'm not croatia where is that even oh he's thinking about it well okay

00:44:36.860 call in antonia hey it's just it's a real quick thought

00:44:40.540 leading is anyone else in the chat with the um stories doug mp no people gotta call in like

00:44:52.620 i thought this would be on fire i thought that people especially with as many people that were

00:44:58.320 calling in yesterday we actually left some extra room for people to call in on the show because i

00:45:04.720 this would be a hot topic i mean what guy who's gone on a decent amount of dates hasn't sat there

00:45:11.600 and just watched some woman just run her mouth for 45 minutes and what do you what sorry god

00:45:18.720 overpriced food overpriced drinks you know at that freaking cheese shake factory you know

00:45:26.400 sitting there listening to some girl drone over come on guys i know you guys have been through it

00:45:33.360 but I know I have too many times.

00:45:36.780 What do you guys do?

00:45:41.260 Like when,

00:45:42.320 so when you have your poker face on,

00:45:45.520 do you ever try to get her to stop talking about it?

00:45:48.260 Or do you just let her go?

00:45:50.680 Like,

00:45:50.840 do you ever,

00:45:51.600 like,

00:45:51.780 is she ever,

00:45:52.420 maybe if she would just get off of this topic,

00:45:55.520 you're like,

00:45:55.960 okay,

00:45:56.120 I could salvage something.

00:45:57.400 Or as soon as she starts going and you have to put on a poker face,

00:46:00.480 are you done?

00:46:01.260 Like seriously?

00:46:03.360 I always give five minutes to see where she's going with it because there are some initial ones you're like, OK, OK, where is she going with this?

00:46:11.760 But, you know, you know how a book has to catch your your your attention in the first, like, 15, 20 pages or like a movie has to catch your attention in the first, like, 10 to 15 minutes.

00:46:21.920 That's how it is with women talking. If she's in catchment attention in the first five minutes, I'm just like, no, I can't.

00:46:31.220 What do you think about women that talk about their animals?

00:46:35.280 I mean, modern women, come on now.

00:46:38.500 You have to let women talk about their dogs a little bit.

00:46:42.640 There's an iPhone in here.

00:46:45.240 Let me see who this person is.

00:46:48.500 I'm admitting that.

00:46:51.080 Your iPhone?

00:46:54.080 Who am I speaking to?

00:47:00.260 hello

00:47:01.780 i guess yeah i hope i hope this this i want to hear this guy's story

00:47:08.520 hopefully you think is he going to connect we'll see

00:47:11.440 iphone are you there still connecting are there any green flag topics on a first date where you're

00:47:18.160 like yes um yeah i mean if they talk about uh if they're

00:47:26.360 if they're a fan of certain sports but they haven't if they're a fan of certain sports but

00:47:34.120 didn't play sports a lot but they're just like a fan that's good if they could talk about a

00:47:40.340 that they're a fan of of guy if they could talk about that they're a fan of things that guys are

00:47:47.860 a fan of

00:47:49.020 that's a green flag

00:47:51.040 if they talk about

00:47:55.800 where they want to go but they haven't been a lot of

00:47:57.900 places that's a green flag

00:47:59.980 the girl I've been seeing always tells me

00:48:05.800 she would tell me how she cooks so much

00:48:07.740 but she was telling me about

00:48:09.340 her dog this morning

00:48:10.920 I just don't know

00:48:15.080 why would a single woman

00:48:17.000 in her 30s go buy a dog from like go rescue a dog you know like i'm gonna go i have problems i'm

00:48:24.380 gonna go get a dog that has problems she's lonely i just don't understand you know yeah remember

00:48:29.060 women have this nurturing spirit and they'll fill it with a dog women used to have kids with

00:48:34.720 back one day but they'll fill it with a dog and the worst part about it is kevin samuel said this

00:48:40.940 if you're a single woman and you have a dog you might as well have a kid a dog is a family pet

00:48:46.240 and they're super expensive is it a red or a green flag if a woman fosters kids

00:48:55.080 like out of the kindness of her heart red flag why wouldn't that be a really kind thing to do

00:49:01.520 i mean no because she's gonna expect you if you get serious with her to take care of a kid that's

00:49:08.100 not even yours yeah okay fair but what don't they like leave after a while like the foster kids no

00:49:14.120 if you adopt a child or foster a child oh okay they're your responsibility oh i thought foster

00:49:22.020 was like were there i thought foster was like they're there like i thought it was like between

00:49:27.280 they have the adoption paperwork like they get the baby for like a month until the real family

00:49:32.100 gets it i thought that was i've seen foster kids with a family for years and years and years most

00:49:37.840 foster kids they'll they'll find a family and they'll stay and here's the thing if a woman

00:49:42.920 I think

00:49:43.880 I mean

00:49:46.040 fostering is noble but still

00:49:48.940 if a woman has a child

00:49:50.880 in her 30s or

00:49:51.780 any way that a woman

00:49:54.740 has a child by herself

00:49:57.200 in her 30s and 40s

00:49:59.340 she has resigned to being alone

00:50:00.940 for the rest of her life

00:50:01.920 that's true

00:50:04.300 yeah iPhone are you there?

00:50:08.240 okay I guess not

00:50:09.440 well guys

00:50:10.880 I went on a date with a chick that

00:50:12.600 fostered kids but she was in portland so she wasn't fostering like normal kids you know

00:50:18.400 she was fostering kids that had plenty of issues and uh she loved telling me about how she thinks

00:50:25.480 she's helping them and i was like dude she's a one dinner kind of woman

00:50:29.840 guys send um click the link in the description and tell me your poker face stories

00:50:37.640 so this is stories for the people that just tuned in these are stories where women have said crazy

00:50:43.700 stuff and you've had to keep a poker face okay i'm gonna get rid of iphone here since

00:50:50.060 they're not talking so i guess uh i'll give people a preview of my um oh yeah do that my

00:50:59.920 thought process series here so my mental models so um

00:51:07.760 if you guys don't know you know i'm doug mpa i have the mpa comes from i have a bachelor's

00:51:13.760 and a master's screen policy i have my own channel and i've been supporting pearl since

00:51:18.880 the very beginning i became a mod on her channel right around which she had about i think about

00:51:24.560 15 000 subs and we've talked a lot uh outside of youtube the last couple of years and uh you know

00:51:33.280 i was able to share a couple of my thought processes and mental models with her and she

00:51:37.760 convinced me to share some so um one of them is and i said this on multiple sheets before i'll

00:51:46.240 say it here guys every so often you got to put a t-chart on a piece of paper and you got to put

00:51:54.560 my problem and not my problem. Put my problem on one side and not my problem on the other side

00:52:00.580 and take all the issues in your life and put what is your problem and what's not your problem

00:52:07.560 because people, especially modern women, want to make their problems your problem, guys.

00:52:14.240 Don't deal with problems that are not your problem. And here's the thing, a lot of guys,

00:52:19.040 we are benevolent and we're givers men accumulate resources and money for the sake of others

00:52:27.160 you know wives children community family you know and men that are givers women try to take

00:52:37.040 advantage of us either overtly or uh or separately by making their problems your problems single

00:52:46.000 mothers you know the they the leads off the system they want you to take care of their children they

00:52:52.660 try to say a real man will take on another man's kids they're trying to make their problems your

00:52:57.980 problem guys always be aware of what's your problem and what is not your problem

00:53:04.720 so i'm gonna go over more of these next weeks so make sure you tune in okay i'm gonna bring in

00:53:11.920 and they're really good guys they're they're really helpful that's why i convinced doug mpa

00:53:16.880 to do a show on them because i'd never heard anyone have like mental models like this and

00:53:22.100 it was just really helpful so um who are you bringing in i'm gonna bring in ron

00:53:27.160 ron are you there yeah you know i'm sorry i was having a little difficulty with my phone

00:53:36.600 you're okay um so the question is what is the craziest thing you've heard a woman say where

00:53:43.640 you had to keep a poker face it's always everybody else's fault

00:53:48.300 they don't take any accountability so is this is this a girlfriend first date like what's the

00:53:55.560 what's the scenario um well honestly when they start talking about their uh ex exes and how bad

00:54:03.160 they are it's like to me it's a no-brainer to get out of there real fast what are the common things

00:54:10.220 that you hear and is this usually first date second day like when do they bring it up usually

00:54:15.100 the first they're trying to like make a narrative on their own to make themselves look like they're

00:54:19.540 in the right and what are the common yeah sorry go ahead oh that well they've been abused they're

00:54:25.760 uh he doesn't pay attention to me he doesn't do anything for the kids he's uh you know out of

00:54:31.780 or just everything that you can make the guy look like he's the worst person ever instead of like

00:54:37.340 trying to fix what they had they go and think he's going to jump out of this situation and go

00:54:42.640 find somebody else in the world at a different time in their life where everything is like a lot

00:54:47.280 less you know from back when they started dating when they dated in the beginning they're all over

00:54:54.160 each other it's like a smoking mirror rack then they all of a sudden get amnesia that you're part

00:55:00.440 the family. Classic. No, right? I mean, pretty much. And then when you're sitting there,

00:55:07.580 they get mad at you for everything. You get told you're not worth anything. And then at

00:55:11.780 the end of the day, you check out. So my advice to anybody is if you're dating somebody,

00:55:18.120 look at the parents. If they're toxic, the father's teaching the son how to treat women

00:55:22.920 and the mother's trying to teach the daughter how to treat men. If the mother's always badgering

00:55:27.500 the father or vice versa get out of there because if they're not on the same page and they embarrass

00:55:34.300 each other in front of other people that's what you're dating and then when your girl or guy is

00:55:39.420 in a bad situation they're going to stick up for their kid and they're going to team up on you

00:55:44.700 so i would assume with you ron that if you're if you're dating a woman and she finds out that she

00:55:50.540 didn't have a dad or she came from a single mother home that's an automatic red flag for you

00:55:54.460 listen i know there's mothers out there that raise their kids and have no help

00:55:59.640 all power to them but nowadays all i see is a lot of fathers that want to be a part of their

00:56:05.280 kids lives but have to be told that you should fight for them why do you have to fight to be

00:56:10.280 a father they don't have to fight to be a mother

00:56:11.640 shouldn't it just be like their right to be a father and then honestly it's just the court

00:56:18.800 system's all like in the in the backwards uh from 1950s they're gonna really like update this thing

00:56:23.760 they want equal rights but they want they want to you know take the money

00:56:27.680 out of the father's paycheck but nothing from their side i i've always hated that term why

00:56:33.680 don't you fight for your kids more the the woman who's creating the fight is telling the father to

00:56:41.080 fight for his children so she's creating the fight right and telling you to fight harder

00:56:47.140 and a lot of it's insane to me they get people to trip in their ears like it's going to be some

00:56:51.260 fantastic world when they get out of here and then when they get out there

00:56:54.540 they're like wow the amount of people that are out there that are divorced

00:56:57.660 themselves or are able to be like you know dating

00:57:00.400 material a very small portion of them are nice

00:57:03.440 people the bunch of them are all messed up

00:57:06.380 yep

00:57:10.440 yep no lies and then it's like everything's on like recycle

00:57:14.160 they start recycling the guys and the girls they just start dating everybody

00:57:16.980 next thing you know you oh you finish with her you finish with him they just

00:57:20.180 start recycling the guys and girls yeah um someone says come on pearl you have to put the live link

00:57:26.260 it's in the chat guys it's in the it's pinned and now they all look like muppets

00:57:30.920 oh with the like surgery yeah yeah they put their lips so much with the injection they touch their

00:57:36.760 nose they got their butts a lot of stuff they do there you could like put a beer can on it and

00:57:40.380 then their stomach's touching their back from ozempic i know we're so good once once they have

00:57:46.140 a generic ozempic on the market it's done i know it's done and the poor people that have diabetes

00:57:51.240 can't get it no honestly i think it'll be great i'd love to see less fat women oh yeah that would

00:57:57.780 be good i'm on the page with you then yeah i mean like sure it might i mean it might give them side

00:58:03.500 effects but so does being obese so i might as well have something nice to look at well the side effect

00:58:09.300 is you know you might have a guy look at you still yeah that's what i mean i'm like i don't i don't

00:58:13.840 if i think it's a bad thing no i know like well i'm always wondering oh i'm sorry go ahead no

00:58:20.800 you don't go go ahead i'm always wondering because nothing's free right so you have people losing

00:58:29.040 weight without doing work but there's going to be some kind of cost nothing is free there's no

00:58:36.720 miracle drug so the odds are there's going to be some kind of long-term damage right or

00:58:44.240 you have a bunch of undisciplined people skinny i i don't or they overdo it they don't know where

00:58:51.840 to stop the check is gonna come due we just don't know how it's gonna come due no it is but it's

00:58:57.840 gonna come due like anyways so i might as well get to see them thin until the side effects what

00:59:03.440 you're a pisser with that but you get the people from being fat to like being a skeleton like

00:59:08.140 almost jeff dunham's a puppet i mean i'd rather like i'm just thinking about me here not really

00:59:14.640 them so it's like if they're already big and like like the other day i was on an airplane and this

00:59:22.740 woman was spilling over i kind of wish she took some ozempic you know oh yeah and they charge you

00:59:28.640 more for your two pounds over on the luggage yeah i know and i'm like this woman's 50 pounds over

00:59:34.480 on the scale but they don't they don't put that in so i'm like now i'm sure they'll have side

00:59:42.440 effects later i personally wouldn't take it but you know what it is some people that aren't

00:59:47.700 disciplined enough to do the diets and follow them they can use that it'll help them get there

00:59:52.560 but they're taking this stuff the wrong way it's prescribed if the doctor's trying to take this

00:59:57.560 amount so many people like oh i'll take a little more i go faster that's what they think in their

01:00:01.160 head so they're overdosing themselves and that's where i think the problems are coming from

01:00:06.440 can you overdose on olympic yeah because they're supposed to do micro dosing and the doctors are

01:00:11.240 only telling them to do it once a week so they should really be splitting up this dosage in

01:00:15.080 half so if they tell you to take 20 millimeters you should be taking 10 in the beginning week

01:00:20.280 and 10 at the end of the week this way it's not a spike in your system it just keeps you plateaued

01:00:24.520 okay oh i know that you you taught proline something well you know what it doesn't make

01:00:32.940 sense like if the guys go on testosterone replacement and they go see the doctor every

01:00:36.740 two weeks after they get their blood work done they're doing it legitimately they get a testosterone

01:00:40.720 shot at the doctor's office they spike up and the testosterone the doctors are giving them

01:00:44.900 last 14 days in your system so now by the time you get back in two weeks you're crashing so

01:00:50.420 instead of saying split in half take it half on one week half on the next week and keep you level

01:00:55.600 that you're up and down you're up and down okay i didn't know that doesn't make a little sense

01:01:02.100 yeah makes sense but well we're gonna we have a couple of other callers so

01:01:09.120 all right thanks for calling ron i told you guys it was great great great show

01:01:14.840 Thanks for calling in.

01:01:16.660 Call in any time.

01:01:17.700 Thank you.

01:01:20.460 Guys, I'm putting my big water bottle in the shot.

01:01:23.280 I know it's ugly.

01:01:24.180 I'm doing it.

01:01:25.120 You can bounce me out.

01:01:26.040 Okay.

01:01:27.260 Let me do that.

01:01:37.000 Okay, I'm going to let in 10 sworn.

01:01:44.840 I'm doing it.

01:01:46.180 You can bounce me off.

01:01:47.100 Okay.

01:01:47.960 Tense Warren, are you there?

01:01:49.480 Nope.

01:01:51.200 Can you hear me?

01:01:52.480 Yeah.

01:01:52.860 I can hear you.

01:01:53.360 Make sure to mute the...

01:01:55.160 I got you.

01:01:59.220 Yeah, so what was the question?

01:02:02.280 What is something crazy a girl has said on a date or when you were in a relationship

01:02:07.400 that was absolutely insane but you had to keep a poker face for?

01:02:12.200 so i don't really go on much dates like that because with me i think like relationships are

01:02:19.260 like a scam for my age group because i'm 23 but you know when i talk to women the thing that kind

01:02:25.420 of like makes me look at them funny is like when a woman says like you know when we have a

01:02:32.620 conversation about men and then she's pretty much like talking down on like decent quality men

01:02:39.160 And then, you know, her main excuse to why she dates, like, these terrible men is like, oh, I don't date nice or decent men because they usually put on a mask.

01:02:52.120 And I'm like, in my head, I'm like, I mean, that's a good point because sometimes that does happen.

01:02:57.900 but i look at them funny because it's like you rather pick this drug dealer this gang member

01:03:02.900 this like you know this guy who's definitely not going to give you commitment over the guy that

01:03:08.760 could possibly give you commitment so you know my main issue with women is like when they talk

01:03:14.980 about men you know the main thing that makes me like look at them funny is just like the way they

01:03:19.200 talk about you know they try to like let's say how could i phrase this they pretty much uplift

01:03:24.980 the terrible men and they kind of like downplayed a decent quality man and i i don't understand why

01:03:30.820 it's like that so in my age group i'm 23 so it's pretty common here especially like with black

01:03:36.740 women because i'm a black man yeah i kind of figured you were you're a black pro i am too

01:03:42.900 and you yo man like you yeah i feel bad for you y'all for you ym's man you guys got yeah it's

01:03:50.900 only gotten worse i i thought that my generation was bad but you guys got it bad bro yeah man and

01:03:56.980 like the last girl i was messing with right i try to like you know i try to like do something with

01:04:02.420 her but she wanted this one guy and then she didn't want like me because she said i wasn't

01:04:09.380 toxic enough or like good enough and i'm and i'm like and this girl too she wasn't like like if you

01:04:14.900 were to like talk to her she doesn't come off as like the type of black woman to like be in that

01:04:18.740 involved in that but like it's like even the normal type of black women like they're into

01:04:22.820 that stuff too and it's like you know i try not to put all black women in a group but i do that's

01:04:28.580 the that's the main thing i kind of see dog i honestly don't blame you because i've been to

01:04:34.180 like that point where i might have to because that's the main thing i've seen in this culture

01:04:39.300 like we kind of infant i don't know how to say the word but infantilized yeah we kind of uplift

01:04:46.500 the terrible men and then when it you know the main trend when you hit 30 years old

01:04:53.460 it's time to go to the decent man like when you get the decent man like you don't even treat them

01:04:58.180 the way you they want to be treated like they have to wait for sex while this guy who's like

01:05:04.340 like like i was talking about a drug dealer no goals gets the sex off the rip like well so

01:05:09.860 So I'm gonna give you a little bit of advice.

01:05:14.240 Is that okay, bro?

01:05:15.740 Yeah, you can give me some advice, man.

01:05:18.740 So first off, it's not you, bro.

01:05:21.320 It's not like when, because myself and my brother, you know, if you're worth something

01:05:31.980 as a black man, you're going to catch hell from our women.

01:05:35.540 If you're ambitious, if you're educated, if you're trying to do something with your life,

01:05:39.720 are going to catch hell if you treat women right you just got to hold on until you're until you're

01:05:44.920 35 man so you you got to keep your head down you got to grind get a highly valued education

01:05:51.080 highly valued skill highly valued trade because when you hit 35 all of a sudden and none of them

01:05:57.320 care care about that stuff yeah and i agree because i'm out to graduate in like a month from now from

01:06:02.920 college and i'm graduating with like a like computer science degree there you go man they

01:06:07.800 my own business too so i'm pretty much in a good direction so i'm just trying to really

01:06:12.680 see what state are you in i'm in new york city that's like yo move yeah move out of new york

01:06:19.240 city i recommend seattle yeah um uh texas yo bro once you get your degree move away from new york

01:06:27.960 city they don't deserve you there they don't it's like the worst place like even like you know even

01:06:35.000 when trump was in office like you know during the whole november 5th thing like everyone else voted

01:06:40.680 for him but only in new york it was is where people were you know having riots and like all

01:06:47.000 these so i'm like you know the mindset here is kind of like i don't kind of feel with the wavelength

01:06:51.640 so yeah i'm gonna say it again it's not you because you know i went through a time in my

01:06:58.920 mid-20s where people questioned my blackness so much that I went through a short period where

01:07:06.760 where I questioned my own blackness and I can't change who I am you know like I've always liked

01:07:13.800 Star Trek and intellectual things and you know and you know I used to skate when I was younger

01:07:19.560 you know I grew up in Seattle in the 90s so you know you know I listened to Nirvana and Soundgarden

01:07:24.200 and all you know i'm into grunge rock and stuff don't compromise who you are man and there i have

01:07:30.760 80 percent rule 80 of black women aren't worth the dating but you can find a black woman if you want

01:07:36.840 to be with a black woman you can find them you're going to find them at like anime conventions

01:07:42.200 you know pick up tennis or something like that where the ratchet ones don't don't congregate

01:07:49.400 because do you want to have a family one day of course do you want them to to be black

01:07:57.240 like like well i mean if you have a children with a white woman they're going to be black

01:08:02.600 but you know like do you want them to be like yeah full black so your two major responsibilities

01:08:10.600 right now don't get married to have any kids until you've reached at least the 35 and then

01:08:17.560 find a black woman who has has had your similar experience of just not fitting in with black

01:08:23.080 culture my father's a uh uh he he's very successful and he told my brother and i and my sister

01:08:30.680 the if you're if you want to be something in the black community if you want to be ambitious if you

01:08:35.080 want to uh leave this whole black nation thing behind man oh yeah what up brother uh what up

01:08:41.480 sister no leave that behind man there is no cohesiveness amongst black people so this whole

01:08:48.280 black nation thing it's it doesn't exist yeah man that's some solid advice so yeah i wish it wasn't

01:08:54.840 that way but yeah that's my main poker face just when i when i talk to women you know so when they

01:08:59.960 start bringing up like the thought like the hood stuff and saying you're not like you know even

01:09:04.840 the the decent like looking quality that you wouldn't even expect to be doing that they're

01:09:09.320 into that too so it's like you know i kind of like you know kind of turns me off when i talk to women

01:09:14.360 and like you know and i know how to kind of find a way to kind of you know identify these type of

01:09:19.720 women like when they talk about oh men are always having kids and i'm like i don't even know i don't

01:09:24.520 even know men that have kids myself so how do you know 54 of black men have no children yeah 54

01:09:30.200 how do you know so many men that have kids so that kind of like you know i kind of use stuff

01:09:34.920 like that to kind of see okay yeah she's she's probably messing with those type of men i just

01:09:39.880 just by myself and just keep it a buck but yeah that's some sort of advice man yeah and and here's

01:09:46.360 the thing yeah you're probably you're going to be a little bitter towards you know the black community

01:09:52.200 black women because they just keep they keep rejecting you and like hurting you over and over

01:09:57.560 and over again but but you can and those it's valid but all you have to do is find your one man

01:10:05.880 even if you have you know there are a lot of women out there you can hate men all you want but all

01:10:10.280 you have to do is find your one and that's the same thing with women there are modern women out

01:10:15.320 there they're single mothers they you know they they do all this crazy stuff but all you have to

01:10:19.560 do is find you would despite your views on women all you have to do is find your one so make sure

01:10:25.160 just to to leave if you want to have a family just make sure to leave room in your heart to find that

01:10:30.040 one yeah that's some sort of advice man yeah man i thank you for that but yeah let me let you get

01:10:35.640 on to the next caller i'll probably call in tomorrow but yeah uh y'all have a nice day

01:10:40.120 yeah thanks for calling calling anytime do you want to let glennon

01:10:45.640 how many people are in the waiting room there's two cool including glenn glenn what's going on man

01:10:55.160 Glenn. I think he's hold on. Let me remind him. You are on screen. Glenn. What is the craziest thing a woman said to you that you had to keep a poker face?

01:11:24.180 this could be a first date relationship whatever the craziest thing

01:11:29.280 oh man okay so um let me this is this requires a story okay and um craziest thing was that

01:11:41.020 i had my dick imprints on the counter

01:11:44.500 Wait

01:11:47.360 That she found

01:11:51.020 The outline of my dick

01:11:53.680 On the counter and she wanted to know

01:11:55.660 Who the fuck I was fucking

01:11:57.220 Was there

01:12:03.100 Was there someone you were

01:12:04.940 It's like

01:12:09.100 For what it is

01:12:10.080 I don't know what's worse

01:12:12.740 the questions i want to ask glenn or the questions he'd give or the answers he'd give us

01:12:19.260 go ahead go ahead just go ahead i'm ready i i've been through this i am a pro at answering these

01:12:28.240 questions so how does one put an imprint of her dick on a counter like how does how does

01:12:34.200 and it wasn't just on the counter it was on the glass door you know the the porch just like

01:12:40.160 so they thought that i was like fucking all these bitches when they went to the store

01:12:49.860 and were you well no i was working and stuff okay um but they forget like i was fucking

01:13:02.080 them on the counter and them all over the place but here's a funny thing it was actually it wasn't

01:13:12.700 even a dick imprint okay like it was not even as much like i look at it i'm like that that doesn't

01:13:17.760 do me justice okay because like wait come on now like you know you know what you're working with

01:13:27.060 and you know what you're not working with and you're just like that is not me like that's not

01:13:31.480 even so what was it it was just a smudge it was her dildo

01:13:36.760 and pearl you know who i'm talking about so i'm just gonna leave it everybody's name

01:13:43.580 i already know i know what you're talking about wow so it was a wow yeah yeah and i'm sitting

01:13:51.700 here like this like she came to me with that i'm like hmm hmm really okay let's investigate this

01:14:00.560 I'm not even trying to make fun of you yet.

01:14:04.480 I'm going to investigate this with you.

01:14:07.300 So when you guys figured it out, how did she react?

01:14:11.620 Well, she went in her room, closed the door, and then cried.

01:14:18.420 Classic.

01:14:19.740 And I stayed in the living room like this.

01:14:27.160 Try not to laugh out loud.

01:14:28.600 That was it.

01:14:31.520 but imagine having to be asked about these smudges on the window

01:14:36.640 and on the counter as if like like you did something like what the hell like

01:14:42.800 i know there's some people doing some freaky things like that but like i don't recall just

01:14:47.200 putting the meat on the on the counter i guess where we eat it's the breakfast bar

01:14:54.240 is there anything you got any other stories i feel like this can't be the only one

01:15:03.280 oh i mean there's the one time when like they tore up my office because they thought that i

01:15:09.720 had someone hiding underneath the desk

01:15:11.520 that was they thought that you had someone hiding underneath the desk

01:15:19.180 can you elaborate more on that like how did this

01:15:27.120 yeah so um i was uh so there's a website called um we audition and it's a place where actors go

01:15:35.560 and when they have an audition coming up they need to rehearse their lines they get with other

01:15:39.140 actors to rehearse lines with each other right so i'm in there rehearsing the line for the movie

01:15:44.140 token choked them when i ended up landing and um she heard she heard this woman talking right and

01:15:52.780 she started freaking out and she had my brother who was at the house at the time like guard the

01:15:58.960 outside window is like don't let that bitch come out the window and my brother's like what the

01:16:05.960 fuck so he's outside guarding the window for her he's texting me he's like yo bro i'm outside your

01:16:11.660 window i don't know why but i'm outside your window and um i go take my dog for a walk this

01:16:18.400 is when i had my english um and uh so i come back and then i walk in there and the whole

01:16:25.280 office is tore up like everything's a mess everything's moved and everything i'm like

01:16:30.120 what are you what are you looking for and she's like i'm looking for this stand i found it i'm

01:16:37.380 like it's a it's a tripod i'm like but that's not your tripod that's my tripod wait wait what do you

01:16:42.540 need my tripod and she's like well i just wanted to make sure it wasn't mine and it was yours i'm

01:16:50.500 like well it actually says my my name on it but you know um and then she confessed that she thought

01:17:00.580 there was this like person

01:17:02.560 in the room because she heard

01:17:04.480 a woman talking and I'm like

01:17:06.400 hmm

01:17:06.780 so

01:17:09.460 he tore up the office

01:17:11.580 like moving

01:17:14.120 furniture

01:17:16.140 around to find this

01:17:18.420 and

01:17:19.680 you didn't find what you're looking for

01:17:22.040 I made a whole skit about it

01:17:24.860 I made a skit like me portraying her

01:17:26.680 and me playing me

01:17:28.000 it's on YouTube it's really funny

01:17:29.960 that's insane was she always like this like thinking you're cheating all the time

01:17:37.040 um yeah because i've come to find out that that's what she was doing so what most people do is they

01:17:43.220 they project yeah they project yeah that's 100 true they'll be cheating like you're cheating on

01:17:48.760 me yeah they're cheating on you yeah people tend to project what they're doing especially when it's

01:17:55.280 guilty when they're guilty of it you know but you know it's like it's funny because now i could sit

01:18:02.860 back and laugh about it because i think it's hilarious and what if she what if she had a guy

01:18:07.760 like hidden behind a door or something well then you know cool like so i mean maybe that's why she

01:18:16.680 was looking for one that like she had someone hidden in the house at the like at a time

01:18:20.640 i mean good luck i mean like i had security cameras everywhere so i always saw what was

01:18:28.460 going in and out still do that now like it's just a thing i was gonna say nate brassfield is next

01:18:36.680 and then there's a person that's under owner and then julian and then fight sports talk okay go

01:18:42.140 ahead glenn yeah like no i just like i have security cameras everywhere even right now like

01:18:48.000 i'm at i'm at thor's house and i have security cameras all over the place well thanks for

01:18:53.280 calling in glenn a pleasure as always we got to get to the next caller okay yeah yes um no dick

01:18:58.400 imprints on counters okay remember that's where you guys eat um glenn's saying be civilized for

01:19:06.000 christ's sake yeah there'll be a bunch of neanderthals all right buddy all right guys take it easy

01:19:12.640 please all right okay

01:19:20.320 nate are you there be civilized for christ's sake yeah

01:19:26.160 you have the youtube on in the background so turn that off

01:19:30.560 got it got it what's up guys hey so tell us your poker face story

01:19:37.440 yeah okay i've been watching for a while i got man i got all sorts of thoughts um

01:19:47.520 poker face you will so for me the thing is about me and my personality

01:19:53.620 i actually have a damn good poker face but i don't always like with women and dates i

01:20:02.200 really don't feel the need to use it like i'm just i talk very straight to them especially

01:20:07.460 if they say something ridiculous that they're used to just sliding by so i don't do that that

01:20:16.800 much i don't just let it slide i'm like okay what was that like what do you mean why did you say

01:20:22.340 that but i have a couple i have a couple i remember when i was really i was young i was in my 20s

01:20:30.740 and it was kind of it was more of like a group thing but it was still you know how it is when

01:20:39.000 you're younger like you're still kind of trying to talk to a girl she was cool she was really

01:20:46.340 pretty i was like you know i'm i'm interested in her so we're hanging out we're having a couple

01:20:53.060 of drinks and she um she started going into this like story about uh these bruises and like

01:21:04.200 how it happened from the last guy that she had sex with so she had bruises on her arms oh my

01:21:13.880 yeah she told you that on a first date well so yeah basically i mean it was more of a group thing

01:21:22.380 like there was i think there was four of us total i think it was like two guys two girls

01:21:27.100 the vibe was kind of you know like a double date thing she's pretty i'm like trying to figure it

01:21:35.340 out see i'm kind of trying to pursue her you know and she said that and i was just like

01:21:42.860 i am so not i'm done i am not interested you know i just couldn't believe the audacity did

01:21:56.920 you say it to her or no did you just on the date no at that point um i just like felt i was younger

01:22:05.720 like i said i was in my early 20s i just had that like internal shock like you just think like what

01:22:13.180 is their point what are where what is their angle um you can't you know you can't tell you're like

01:22:21.560 is this what are you trying to gain here you trying to show some sort of confidence or dominance or

01:22:32.160 what are you doing or you just so are you person are you just really nervous and you don't know

01:22:37.600 what to say or do but yeah i remember that one vividly because my my heart kind of dropped into

01:22:44.360 my stomach and i was just like i am i'm i'm good what else on that topic no like um where you said

01:22:54.840 you had a couple stories so what else yeah yeah on that topic so i had i have a more light-hearted

01:23:01.180 version too that was more recent in the last few years where i sort of like i met this woman

01:23:10.840 we were in the same line of work she seemed really um she seemed really kind she seemed

01:23:18.580 really virtuous she said that like god was her number one priority in her life i'm like great

01:23:25.840 you know this is this is really good um and we were friends for a while but she was like dating

01:23:33.860 someone so I kind of left it alone for the most part but I was always attracted to her

01:23:38.400 and then over some time she she ended up moving she broke up with her boyfriend her and I started

01:23:48.680 talking more messaging more then we were started like we started a message a lot like almost every

01:23:56.720 single day and i'm like wow okay so i think this is actually going somewhere and then i had family

01:24:04.780 that lived out in the in the same state that i wanted to visit it's the same state that she had

01:24:12.600 gotten a job at and moved to so i'm like perfect i'm gonna go out there visit fam visit her

01:24:19.240 and like pretty much as soon as i started to make plans to go out there after we're talking

01:24:28.800 every day not like messaging voice memos like all basically almost like we're dating

01:24:34.840 um she kind of like pulled back and i was like okay that's whatever you know whatever women

01:24:44.220 not a big deal and then when i got there she kind of perked back up and she was like hey you know

01:24:53.120 like you're getting an airbnb maybe like i'll spend the night where you're at i'm like okay

01:24:57.400 cool perfect so we're back on the same page um and then i go out there and she just was like

01:25:06.560 just kind of awkward about it like standoffish like not not super chill about everything

01:25:16.280 everything seems to be calculated she's not sure you know how long she's gonna stay or like

01:25:23.380 all this stupid stuff and then and so finally like i'm just like all right i'm gonna press

01:25:28.060 through it whatever i'm not gonna get bothered next day i'm like we plan to go to the beach

01:25:32.700 let's go to the beach um we go she's like intentionally creating distance i'm like all

01:25:43.060 right this is weird whatever i'm not gonna then we get we get in my car we're leaving

01:25:48.920 and she's telling me these stories about how she's been going out how she's been going out to the

01:25:55.120 club how she's like laughing about like having guys buy her drinks and giving her number out

01:26:03.780 and I just was like what what is are you are you so I straight up asked her I was like so are you

01:26:14.380 just are you just interested in me as like a friend or something and she got that feeling man

01:26:21.500 that's usually what it is yeah and she was like oh no no no actually the first thing i said no no

01:26:28.440 actually before i even said that i was like can i ask you something she's like yeah what i was like

01:26:34.660 do you like talk to people like every day and message them and send voice memos and oh no

01:26:43.200 and she was like um yeah yeah like what do you mean and i was like okay and she and she was like

01:26:51.780 well i mean now that i think about it i mean like you're probably like the only guy that i do that

01:26:56.260 with i was like okay okay and then and then i was like okay let me ask you something because at that

01:27:04.900 point i was so caught off guard like i was so i was just like screw it i don't even care i don't

01:27:11.220 care about game i don't care about strategy like i'm just human being at this point so i was just

01:27:17.200 like let me ask you like are you do you are you're are you just like feeling like you're my friend

01:27:23.760 because that's not my feeling what'd she say she goes oh she goes oh yeah yeah i just no we're just

01:27:34.660 friends okay so how quickly did you end this whole thing um i ended it pretty much there i i was like

01:27:44.940 i was like oh um oh okay you know like in that case then we don't need to be

01:27:51.900 communicating like this you know like on a daily event she was like oh my god i'm so sorry

01:27:57.760 i'm oh i'm so sorry she was not sorry at all no no no right right i know yeah okay

01:28:05.080 i was like oh my god like what are you actually doing you really is is it do you really need

01:28:12.980 attention like is that a lifeline like i don't care if someone texts me on a daily basis modern

01:28:18.780 women man attention is their currency it's so weird though it's so it's sort of like a mental

01:28:24.640 illness because like realistically and logically like what does that actually do for you other than

01:28:29.680 a dopamine hit like it doesn't do anything but just you can't explain it man

01:28:34.620 the worst thing you can do is try to understand it right no so

01:28:41.000 it was crazy because i heard that younger guy call in

01:28:45.580 and you could tell i could feel his pain because i don't know how like if you guys paid attention

01:28:53.440 of this part but he said one like at one point he was talking to the woman and she literally

01:28:58.880 spelled it out she was like it sounded like this that she was literally like you're not quite like

01:29:07.900 gangster you're not quite you're not quite like toxic so what hit me so hard i'm older than that

01:29:16.080 guy i remember having conversations with young younger women you got you get one more minute and

01:29:25.360 because we have a couple of other calls but go ahead yeah no i just i remember having

01:29:30.680 conversations with younger women when i was in my 20s and i could like sense them in you know

01:29:38.380 insinuating things and it's just but i was like what are they really saying and it was basically

01:29:44.400 like something similar and now the culture has progressed where people are literally just

01:29:50.300 comfortable saying overt blatant ridiculous things like she's like she that woman to that

01:29:58.900 young man literally had no shame she literally was perfectly comfortable saying you're not a

01:30:08.760 criminal and i'm not turned on and that's the experience that i'm imagining these younger

01:30:15.400 guys in their 20s are actually dealing with it's just it's just sad really

01:30:24.520 okay yeah okay so how much money did you spend on that weekend

01:30:31.720 oh i mean you know i don't know i mean it wasn't that big of a deal

01:30:37.320 for me but probably i don't know a couple thousand dollars i mean i was visiting my family that were

01:30:44.040 down there too but um but you wouldn't have gone if she wasn't there right come on yeah

01:30:54.920 i probably would have at some point because my mom my mom were living there but no like

01:31:01.160 yeah that that was a part of it yeah okay well thanks for calling in nate call back anytime okay

01:31:07.960 will do take care guys bye okay bye so there's a person and it just says owner

01:31:18.280 yeah uh make sure you pause the youtube video okay

01:31:27.160 yes to catch up it just says owner are you there

01:31:32.200 yeah right here oh it's uh tom ryan hey how's it going hey what's up girl so what's your poker face

01:31:42.420 story oh boy this one was this one was i think it was the last time i ever made this mistake

01:31:47.880 but um i had i was uh i've been like a long time um so i'm with a girl you know we're making out

01:31:55.760 and she starts i you know i realized later on like i'm like oh she seems like the perfect girl

01:32:01.640 she seems perfect for me and i realized later on no it's just borderline personality disorder

01:32:05.480 um that's all that was and so she tells me like i think of um i like like the guy she finds

01:32:12.920 attractive which you know who she's attracted to and like one of the first guys that comes out of

01:32:17.240 her mouth is freaking vladimir putin and i'm just like oh the genocide guy the journalist murdering

01:32:24.520 guy right the like guy from hell is who you're attracted to you know and of course that's my

01:32:30.280 reaction and like this one hit me because that was so hard to stay quiet about that like i did

01:32:36.360 i swallowed it i got laid and it wasn't worth it um it was just you know oh you know i'm never doing

01:32:44.760 that again that was kind of the beginning of my uh you know red pill journey i just i refuse to

01:32:49.160 keep something you know i don't even know what the word is but i refuse to keep being innocent

01:32:53.160 To your being who I think when we want to because I just felt so gross

01:32:59.920 Dang so with the sex wasn't good

01:33:04.840 No, it wasn't even good now, you know, there's just a real connection. So it's

01:33:10.160 She was a one she this is the word. This is the other thing she said to just drop by Josh. Oh my god

01:33:17.020 You gotta get a little closer to your microphone. Yeah, sure. She said really hard to hear you

01:33:23.160 She said, she says, oh, my God, I haven't had sex in a week and a half.

01:33:26.280 Like, it was the longest stretch she'd ever encountered in her life.

01:33:29.300 A week and a half?

01:33:32.260 You said that she didn't have sex for a week and a half?

01:33:36.360 She didn't say a year and a half.

01:33:37.780 Oh, a year and a half.

01:33:38.780 Okay, cool.

01:33:39.140 A week and a half.

01:33:42.440 Yeah, no, she said a week and a half.

01:33:43.960 And I'm saying, from my perspective, it's like, yeah, well, that could just as easily be three years or whatever.

01:33:48.880 I'm a normal guy.

01:33:49.560 don't really you know um yeah so that my jaw sort of hit the floor and i was like this one's trouble

01:33:55.320 yeah the whole experience just left me feeling so negative on you know just dating and stuff

01:34:00.520 i kind of like i was after that starting your content pearl actually right yeah i think you're

01:34:04.920 one of the first people starting soon nice um wow that's a week and a half

01:34:12.040 You just

01:34:14.920 Doug mpa you got anything

01:34:17.960 Nope sounds like all too for a familiar story these days. Yeah. Thanks for calling in. Okay

01:34:28.680 Hey, haven't had sex in a week in a

01:34:32.920 At least you didn't say haven't had sex in two days. That'd be worse, right fight sport talk my brother from new zealand. How you doing my friend?

01:34:40.120 i'm doing good can you guys hear me okay yeah what's your poker face story fight sport talk

01:34:47.360 yeah um mine was a long time ago with a girl i was dating uh i was still a teenager and throughout

01:34:57.300 my 20s it led to well well before i got i turned 20 it led very directly to uh being red pilled

01:35:05.400 quote unquote which leads to stories that you know i brought up last time i was on of you know being

01:35:11.560 called a misogynist and stuff because i didn't i didn't even have the patience really for a poker

01:35:17.160 face i just thought no um women when they're uh crap for a lack of better words not gonna listen

01:35:24.520 to that and um i mean it was just a very very simple story of just um a girl who ended up ended

01:35:33.720 up going uh going um homosexual in the end um years later she she there were some times where

01:35:44.900 you know conversations were very good etc but when she got opinionated it was it was to the

01:35:50.780 absolute max and i just out of just general knowledge i thought well if i i'm the man here

01:35:58.600 if I yell back, it's going to be received differently.

01:36:00.840 So I didn't, and that led to me having a very short temper

01:36:04.740 with girls being extremely opinionated later on in life,

01:36:08.860 whether it was girls at work, university, excuse me,

01:36:13.340 pretend professors, lecturers being just absolutely abysmal

01:36:19.380 at their jobs, managers at work who were females

01:36:22.560 just didn't have any patience for what they would say

01:36:26.720 when it was just again just female garbage and it led to being called a misogynist a lot

01:36:34.320 the stories you brought up pearl and um i think one of the callers did earlier of women coming

01:36:40.880 out with abuse years later after they've been in a relationship for a long time this is extremely

01:36:47.360 prevalent in mma and not just the one people are familiar with with the conor mcgregor story but

01:36:54.800 there are a ton of situations where women say years later oh this happened that happened so

01:37:01.200 why didn't you bring it up back then so um i can elaborate on the story or other stories i've heard

01:37:06.880 other people give yeah if you can give like a a like a two-minute version of my personal story

01:37:16.880 or other ones i've heard of your story yeah um uh when it's when it's actually actually very simple

01:37:29.760 simple dating stories of a woman woman saying i would like to do xyz and then you go and do it

01:37:38.240 and all she has is is complaints afterwards or actually no during saying well this isn't what i

01:37:45.280 wanted etc etc and i would bring up stories and this isn't just me it's close friends of mine as

01:37:51.040 well of cases where look i wanted i suggested we do this this this and that instead and you

01:38:01.680 specifically say i don't want to do it but you wanted to do another thing i've done that for you

01:38:06.480 we've gone to this place and you're still unhappy what is it and very simple it would be it would

01:38:13.280 would lead to the conclusion a lot of women don't actually know what they want and it's like well

01:38:19.280 this is just confusing but they weren't or a lot of them weren't happy to just talk it out back and

01:38:27.660 forth it would be zero to 100 very quick and again as a man i'd say well this isn't good and it led

01:38:35.120 to me being not even extreme in the other direction but very strongly thinking well this isn't stuff

01:38:42.320 that i want to deal with damn mpa you got any other questions for him uh all this i'm telling

01:38:53.400 you it's just you women talk and they have no idea the suffering that they put men through

01:39:02.180 it's like you really have to do the cost benefit analysis because all it is is what are you willing

01:39:07.860 to deal with to be around certain kinds of women and it just sounds like you have a really good

01:39:13.080 idea as to what you will and will not put up with when it comes to talking to women so good

01:39:16.980 job fight sport talk good job oh thank you man yeah and yeah just while i'm on the edges very

01:39:22.320 quickly one of the one of the worst stories i've ever heard is one that happened one that came out

01:39:28.320 30 years later after the child had grown um similar age to what i am turns out the turns

01:39:34.040 out the wife knew all along if i just if i just get this get this guy to get me pregnant then i'm

01:39:39.720 going to be financially secure and leads led to very was not a good mother at all but it was

01:39:49.720 but it was all planned yeah years in advance and if i had been able to call in yesterday i would

01:39:54.360 have said i would have brought this up the story that myron gains gave about how his his mum actually

01:40:00.280 taught him a lot of this it was a woman who gave me a lot of a lot of advice on you know women

01:40:07.240 working women uh v-o-t-e sorry pearl for bring that up um last time i was on the show and it's

01:40:16.440 and it led to me when i when i was again getting into the workforce i thought well okay a woman

01:40:22.440 taught me this a lot of women will know this and it's not the case it's uh very few but appreciate

01:40:27.880 you guys having me on and love to call in again all the best thanks for calling in how was it

01:40:33.080 talking to you hey we're letting um steve m said do women who enjoy cooking and cleaning

01:40:42.600 and helping on the homestead exist anymore obviously not steve let's try smarter question

01:40:48.280 i'm just kidding i'm just kidding steve okay karen uh karen karen karen yeah unmute

01:40:57.880 Karan?

01:40:58.880 Hey, Doug, can you hear me?

01:40:59.880 Yeah.

01:41:00.880 All right.

01:41:01.880 Hey, Pearl, how are you?

01:41:02.880 I'm good.

01:41:03.880 How are you?

01:41:04.880 Good.

01:41:05.880 Thank you for asking.

01:41:06.880 So I'm Indian, and I immigrated to the United States back in 2019, so I'm fairly new to

01:41:27.440 the red pill space uh we don't have anything like you guys do have in the u.s um there's

01:41:34.860 not really much of uh freedom of speech uh in india so it's just like you know small corners

01:41:45.060 uh where conversations like this uh happens usually uh you know private spaces so what's

01:41:53.540 your poker face story what's the craziest thing a woman said and you had to keep it yeah on a

01:42:00.220 date in a relationship and you had to keep a straight face um it wasn't a date or relationship

01:42:06.700 but um it was back in i think 2017 when i joined my first corporate job uh in india and there was

01:42:14.900 this girl um my age um she was really promiscuous um and she used to uh tell me stories about you

01:42:25.040 know guys that she was sleeping with and like in graphic details and i was a virgin at that time

01:42:29.180 um so it was really rough for me to hear all all those stories and you know try to keep up

01:42:38.400 the face uh and eventually eventually uh what happened was uh I I told her that you know I

01:42:48.140 don't want to listen to all this um and I I got to know this from uh one of my uh peers that she

01:42:57.740 wanted to have sex with me too and I was like hell no like if you are sleeping with so many men and

01:43:03.860 were just you just described everything in front of me like what you did like it's not gonna work

01:43:10.420 out right so it was like really rough so i feel like how many wait can i ask one question first

01:43:19.300 how many men did she describe having sex with and like in what time period at least five

01:43:28.100 while i was working there i think i worked there for about um a year and a half

01:43:32.420 about five like in office and um couple of them were like her friends common friends wow

01:43:43.700 i mean it was really rough like when when a woman is telling you sexual stories at work

01:43:50.340 this is it's either one of two things she sees you as a friend or she wants to sleep with you and

01:43:57.460 there's no in between and there's no real way to tell what the circumstances understand i'm saying

01:44:04.420 unless someone else tells you or she blatantly comes up and tells you but before that happens

01:44:09.940 you're just like why are you telling me all this like what is going on exactly and in one of the

01:44:15.620 conversations you know um she admitted that she wanted to sleep with me and i mean at that point

01:44:23.940 i couldn't react because i was a virgin right what i'm what am i supposed to do

01:44:29.460 like how am i supposed to react because i have never been like you know sexually active with

01:44:34.100 anyone uh so i couldn't react to it that's so uncomfortable yeah did you ever say anything to

01:44:45.380 anybody oh yeah did you work like yeah did you go to like your supervisor about it or anything

01:44:52.100 no no i just stopped and she actually stopped or did no no she actually stopped she stopped because

01:44:57.620 i i i could i could i mean she was friends with me and i stopped being friends with her and like

01:45:03.460 she knew that this guy is not going to be friends with me anymore so it's okay so i just you know

01:45:09.860 kept quiet did the rumors kind of go through the office like were you the only one she was telling

01:45:14.180 at work or was she doing it with a lot of people uh i think she was sleeping around with other two

01:45:21.540 that i know of but i mean i think everyone knew in the office but no one dared to speak i don't know

01:45:27.700 why i mean it's uh so i'm working uh in corporate united states now and i know things here are on a

01:45:39.380 much different level and there have been folks telling me that you know uh like in their previous

01:45:47.060 job they try to get off this girl and they slept with this person and that person and

01:45:51.780 that's where i knew that you know this thing is very common in uh corporate like people do that

01:45:58.260 and even married folks it's not just a single guys or girls yeah well we got to get to the

01:46:03.540 next caller but thanks for telling your story kharan thank you very much i don't know if i

01:46:08.180 said it right but kharan thank you thank you okay we have two more people so i'm gonna let in yeah

01:46:16.100 outlets Dan Dan are you there what's going on Dan what's your poker face story I know you got a

01:46:28.860 good one you're on mute on mute there you are hey what's up guys Dan yeah yeah um Dan are you there

01:46:43.120 I'll make sure you mute the YouTube video in the background. Good one. Can you guys hear me?

01:46:48.600 I'm mute. I'm mute. There you are. There you are. Yeah, can you guys hear me? Hey, what's up, guys?

01:46:55.800 I can hear you, but you're echoing. Yeah. Oh, shit. You gotta turn YouTube off in the background.

01:47:01.740 Make sure you mute the YouTube video. Okay. Good one. Can you guys hear me? I'm mute.

01:47:07.320 yeah i'm turning off the uh okay i turned the youtube off okay good i can hear you normal now

01:47:15.240 what's your poker face story dan um i actually really like this topic because i feel like

01:47:22.860 modern dating is like constantly doing this um the first thing that comes to mind i remember

01:47:29.840 going on a date when this is really simple but um the girl was like telling me about how she

01:47:36.180 was in the marathons and how she was gonna you know run a whatever a 5k or something

01:47:40.860 and i was just like dude you're overweight like wait did you say that look did you say i didn't

01:47:49.840 say it okay okay no but i'm just like it does not look like a marathon oh no you'd be so you would

01:47:57.160 be surprised there were some i read a marathon like six months ago there are some fat people

01:48:02.560 that run it like you would be surprised you would be you can't it doesn't mean you run it fast it

01:48:09.340 just means you run it because when i when i think poker face i think of a lot of women they say

01:48:15.140 things that are like designed to be like impress you but then you're just like what the fuck

01:48:21.140 um and to to talk about like a little bit like what the indian guy was talking about

01:48:29.020 i've had women tell me about crazy like sexual stuff on like early dates where it's like why

01:48:35.020 are you even telling me this like i had one girl talk about like um she was like a really successful

01:48:42.780 lawyer in the bay area and it just something came up she was like yeah i had a threesome with like

01:48:48.540 two of the partners and it was like the greatest night of my life i was like dude why are you

01:48:53.740 telling me this wait so wait how did you read like i need to hear like well you've turned on your

01:49:01.580 camera because it'd be kind of funny if you showed us the face no i don't want to oh you don't want

01:49:05.740 to be public okay okay but what did you like okay so she said that what was your response

01:49:12.140 um well that was like after we had had sex so

01:49:19.100 okay i just like went to grab some orange juice or something i was like okay

01:49:23.740 this is weird um but i've had other girls i had one girl tell me like of the that like we had

01:49:33.680 really great sex that was amazing that it was like i had sex yesterday and it was like it was

01:49:38.360 totally not the same and i was like dude why are you telling me that you just

01:49:42.200 thanked another guy like yesterday true they really know how to make you feel special don't

01:49:48.200 yeah and um i i have a few written down but there's there's one more that's kind of funny

01:49:56.780 um like a lot of this stuff it's weird now that i'm actually talking it through it's like post

01:50:02.520 coital i don't know what like we were out to brunch i was out to brunch the the next day

01:50:09.460 after staying over at this girl's house and um she had this like trump derangement thing where

01:50:17.540 she saw like some navy veteran in a red hat and she got triggered she's like oh my god i thought

01:50:22.240 he was wearing like a maga hat or something it's like fuck i hate men i was like dude why are you

01:50:28.080 telling me this you know it's just like at that time especially like when the whole trump thing

01:50:35.140 was going on a lot of women had this like weird fixation with it where it was like it would come

01:50:41.540 up all the time without like you bringing it up you know and i just thought that was funny like

01:50:48.320 she got clearly like emotionally distraught over somebody just wearing like a red baseball cap

01:50:55.200 and i had to sit there and be like yeah that's yeah you know it's like did you get did you get

01:51:01.320 laid after uh no i got laid the night before we were at a brunch oh okay the next day well

01:51:07.480 I just went, did it continue?

01:51:08.960 Did you keep hooking up with her?

01:51:11.240 John Barry, if you put, you took her out to brunch and right when he put that,

01:51:17.040 he said, oh no, I got laid the night before I took her out to brunch afterwards.

01:51:22.240 The only good reason to take a woman out to brunch, I guess, is when you

01:51:25.560 smashed her the night before.

01:51:27.560 Yeah.

01:51:28.120 You know, maybe I was simping.

01:51:29.480 We went out to brunch and she wanted to watch wonder woman.

01:51:32.160 So, you know, maybe I'm part of the problem.

01:51:37.480 but um actually there's one more that you might find um funny doug it's like a non-dating but it

01:51:47.940 relates to black women um i had a supervisor once and actually this is probably the craziest thing

01:51:55.920 i've ever heard a woman say um she was like talking about how she lived with their daughter

01:52:01.300 single mother and they they like really like ice cream and ice cream sandwiches and she's like

01:52:07.800 oh my daughter likes the outside part and i like ice cream so we get ice cream sandwiches and i

01:52:15.220 just scrape out the ice cream for myself and i give like the the sandwich part to my daughter

01:52:20.600 i was like what the fuck is that like i've never heard that before that's crazy that's crazy

01:52:29.160 yeah i yuck i used to work in like um i shouldn't say which city but like a predominantly black

01:52:37.120 city and um atlanta with a lot of black no no worse detroit worse

01:52:45.880 that was my next guess memphis yeah

01:52:52.120 and i have no i thought this lady had something against me you know like she would always like

01:53:00.220 give me bad performance reviews and stuff and i thought like it was like a whole reverse racism

01:53:04.300 thing but then i found out she was like sabotaging her own half brother in the workplace and i was

01:53:10.360 like oh okay like this whole trope is true like black women sabotaging like black men i i don't

01:53:16.200 know i'm not trying to speak on it but um i just thought that was the craziest man i'm like oh my

01:53:23.760 god yeah i'm telling you in my experience uh in an academic and professional setting my worst enemy

01:53:33.580 is always another black person always i could see that man i could see that it's like women

01:53:42.720 women always talk about the patriarchy and men but 80 of workplace bullying is women bullying

01:53:47.360 other women and most women will tell you the worst person that's done the worst to them has been

01:53:52.160 another woman yeah that was um that lady was the worst person that i've ever worked with like just

01:54:00.640 very like mean-spirited nasty um and i'd go out to lunch with her brother and you could tell he was

01:54:07.280 was just like defeated like this guy is like he was in a career where the person like controlling

01:54:14.000 his like ability to be promoted was somebody in his family that hated him sounds about right

01:54:20.980 so but i mean the last thing i guess i just wanted to say and maybe get your guys general

01:54:27.500 thoughts is like a lot of these women that like overly disclose their sexual past and it's it's

01:54:36.980 like a turnoff you know like on you know early dates or whatever and i don't feel like guys do

01:54:43.100 that as much or i don't think i do like i've never gone on a date and be like oh wow yeah i just

01:54:47.600 you know smashed out like two sevens last weekend what'd you do

01:54:52.060 you're the third girl this weekend it's also a thing where you hate that they do it but then

01:55:01.820 you're glad that they're doing it too because you would really want to know you know yeah

01:55:08.060 because people say oh yeah you're never going to know a woman's body count because she's never

01:55:12.460 going to tell you she's never going to tell you directly but she will tell you indirectly if you

01:55:17.260 just listen yeah and it's like these like and if you date a woman long enough it's like it starts

01:55:22.700 to add up you know it's just like wait a minute you were just you were just talking about like

01:55:27.580 the spanish guy like two weeks ago that i didn't i knew about the previous boyfriend

01:55:33.900 and it's like oh wait what about the oh the guy from dubai like i i hadn't heard about him before

01:55:39.420 so i'm like okay do you know what so there's a study right that says that women if they're over

01:55:46.140 a certain body count um that they like don't get married right so it's like over five you're cooked

01:55:52.380 over 10 you're really cooked over 50 you really really cooked right right so basically the study

01:55:57.840 and I thought about it and I'm like well do you know what when I interviewed women on the show

01:56:02.980 and we would ask body count like they're a bunch of liars so I was like what like and I thought

01:56:08.960 about this more and I'm like even the women that said they were virgins like I maybe believed one

01:56:16.040 maybe and then I thought about it more and I'm like what if the conclusion of the study is that

01:56:21.840 women that lie about body count are happy or married because because hear me out but i want

01:56:32.640 to give my two cents this isn't me trying to like be in defense of the whores right but i just two

01:56:37.960 cents a woman's only going to disclose that in my opinion if she doesn't fear losing you

01:56:43.640 because why would she tell you that if she feared losing you

01:56:48.660 and either that or like uh like mental disorder but well yeah but so so i thought about this i

01:56:58.320 thought this more and i'm not what i'm not arguing though i'm not arguing that like obviously the

01:57:03.720 more the more cooked like obviously but i i thought about it and i thought about like

01:57:09.400 hoes I knew like 10 years ago and I'm like some are more married than the prudes if I'm being

01:57:16.080 honest like if I if I did like 10 hoes 10 prudes I'd say more 10 more of the hoes are married with

01:57:22.280 kids and I'm like hmm it might just be that like the women that are like lying on these surveys

01:57:30.780 they know to lie to their husband and it leads to a happier marriage because at least she knows

01:57:37.520 place i'm i'm not this is just this is just a working theory i'm not saying i'm right it's

01:57:42.840 just a working theory well and doug you say like well how can you tell you you'll never know it's

01:57:47.420 like dude if you if it's like you know parking a volkswagen and an airplane hanger then that you

01:57:54.820 know you've got some some sense of i don't um okay if you know what i mean yeah i think it's

01:58:05.240 how intelligent is the hoe me and doug were talking about this the other day it's like

01:58:10.380 is she a smart hoe or a dumb hoe dumb hoes get herpes smart hoes smart hoes or jeff bezos's wife

01:58:18.320 you see what i mean yeah or well here's the thing some of the the dumb hoes a lot are the ones with

01:58:24.540 the like advanced degrees it's like inverse there's a certain level of comfortability that

01:58:30.020 woman has to feel well i don't know well if a woman's not a complete and total 304

01:58:36.580 uh she has to quote unquote feel comfortable around you to share certain things right and

01:58:43.460 i don't know what to when a woman says oh i just felt so comfortable around you

01:58:48.500 i'm able to share you know my deepest darkest thoughts and stuff it's just like

01:58:53.780 is that a good thing or a bad thing you know how am i supposed to take that well it's gotta be a

01:58:59.220 a bad thing as a compliment like to me at first i take it as a compliment and then when they start

01:59:04.320 telling you those things you immediately regret it yeah well it has to be a bad thing because

01:59:10.380 like i just can't imagine like if a woman like okay because i i know a woman right and i wouldn't

01:59:18.140 even say she was like on the scale of hoe i'd put her on a one to ten give her like a four i'd say

01:59:25.540 she's like a little below average but like not a not a prude by any means but you know

01:59:31.160 i'm being honest she like she's married now and she told her husband every little thing

01:59:38.460 like she told and she felt like she was doing it in the name of being honest and i just thought

01:59:42.920 does he want that honesty like does he want that he married her anyway so i guess maybe it wasn't

01:59:50.520 too bad but i'm like do you really want to know every single dude that dug your girl out before

01:59:56.780 she met you i i kind of and and that relationship is sort of like like she kind of runs it right

02:00:05.980 and that's just what i've noticed when women can like tell the guy every little thing

02:00:10.620 do you know what i mean it's kind of like complaining to your boss about all your

02:00:16.480 previous like bosses yeah well you'd only do that with a job like you don't care about losing

02:00:22.440 like the thing that doug said about like the t chart or whatever it just like becomes like okay

02:00:29.880 that like this stuff may be in your past or whatever but it's kind of like not my problem

02:00:36.000 and i i like don't want to hear about it you know it's um so i don't know like i'll i'll jump off

02:00:43.560 but i just want to get maybe your guys thoughts on like it i don't know obviously there's no

02:00:48.840 solution to a lot of this stuff but like where did this come from and like is there a way or like

02:00:55.980 are women ever going to realize that sharing all this stuff no is like a turnoff it's no no do you

02:01:03.660 know this like asking women to give up our power to be whores is like asking you guys to give up

02:01:10.080 your biceps like if you work really hard to get like biceps i'm not even asking that i'm asking

02:01:15.020 just don't tell us about it you know no but it's like it's like a it's like a victory lap right

02:01:23.360 because they're basically saying like i can get a man and have like now officially corn on the

02:01:29.460 internet the sad part about it is what they say in person is actually filtered compared to what

02:01:37.580 they say online so yeah we're never going back man i always say there are things that women of

02:01:46.900 the past would take to their graves and these women aren't smart enough to do that so they're

02:01:50.920 going to share it all online it's sad or or on a date so but i think there's as a proactive thing

02:01:57.760 i think there's a way for guys to um like listen pretend like they're listening to this shit and

02:02:06.260 like kind of tune out and just listen to the intonality of a woman's voice and then like kind

02:02:10.780 of know when she's done with the story and then you can like mentally like reground yourself

02:02:15.820 because you know like when when a woman starts telling these like crazy stories or whatever that

02:02:21.020 you know you have to keep a poker face just like okay i'm just gonna go to my happy place for like

02:02:25.720 three minutes wait for the story to be done and then like reground myself so i don't know if any

02:02:31.500 other guys have that similar

02:02:32.840 experience.

02:02:35.340 We've all done it, my friend.

02:02:37.600 All done it.

02:02:39.360 All right. Well, I appreciate

02:02:40.960 the work you guys do, man. It's actually helped

02:02:43.440 me a lot with

02:02:44.300 realizing

02:02:47.760 that it's not

02:02:49.460 like anything we're

02:02:51.520 doing wrong necessarily when

02:02:53.660 women

02:02:55.520 rewrote the rules

02:02:57.520 of society in the 20th century.

02:02:59.280 and the 21st century is going to be men responding to it so so all you're doing is just responding

02:03:04.960 to the rules that women said yeah true words true words my friend all right well i'll let the next

02:03:12.160 next caller jump on appreciate it guys okay thanks for calling in calling anytime we have two more

02:03:17.920 people cool cheers i'm gonna bring them both on that's fine and we'll do we'll give them both a

02:03:23.120 couple minutes to tell the story so lost boy okay and and minar i'm gonna read the website while

02:03:30.480 they get on um make sure you guys are muting your youtube in the background so no that's not simping

02:03:36.560 after you got laid the night before that's after care that some women need in order to not feel

02:03:41.520 like a whore yeah if you don't do that hello can you hear me trouble sure one second hold on um let

02:03:49.200 me double i can't hear you at all uh well i can hear you um okay i think that's all the supers

02:03:58.240 right now go ahead pearl reading the website um yeah i'm done so why don't we do minar first

02:04:10.160 so actually last boy was waiting first oh that's fine we can go first last boy off mute

02:04:19.200 okay well i guess we'll let me i think he's unmuting oh is he yeah there he goes last

02:04:25.680 one are you there you can you hear yep all right okay so my uh queer face story

02:04:34.960 was uh i was dating a girl just very short time like the last week we hooked up a few times but

02:04:43.840 she wasn't something that i said as a permanent girlfriend so i was desperate to figure out am i

02:04:50.160 gonna get out of this and i didn't want to hurt her feelings and all that stuff so

02:04:56.480 we were in the car just talking real serious and i had to figure out how to break up and then

02:05:04.880 all of a sudden she says um you know you know andrew there's a guy named andrew that we knew

02:05:10.000 a mutual friend and she said that andrew andrew tells us to me not to date you like you he he

02:05:17.680 said that you're not a guy and blah blah blah and all this stuff and i was like really and i thought

02:05:23.040 oh man this is my opportunity so i said you know what i go he must be in love with you because um

02:05:31.920 you know if he's telling you don't date mike then uh then we we should we should honor that and we

02:05:39.120 should break up because and she was like what really and i was like yeah because

02:05:45.600 he's our friend we i said we can't do that to him can't do that to andrew

02:05:52.960 are you still laughing keep going and so um finally she's like okay like i felt that she

02:06:03.520 completely convinced but it made sense logically like we can't hurt and like the two of us and so

02:06:12.240 so we broke it off and it and it kind of worked but she showed up to work the next day but

02:06:19.600 but i was able to say no no i had to remember like no this is this we can't we can't stand

02:06:27.040 like this like this so messed up like we could do that so that's the basically the story and

02:06:35.340 and weirdly and like 10 years later her mom became friends with me on facebook somehow

02:06:42.900 and then and we were we were talking being friends and i was like it's the same it's

02:06:49.600 all of that girl and her audio is cutting in and out for some reason uh all i was saying was uh

02:06:59.840 the funny ending up to the story that i somehow became friends with her mom

02:07:05.920 on facebook like 10 years after the incident which was very weird and awkward so you this

02:07:14.480 that what was the person named andy who was telling her not to date you that's what's called

02:07:18.960 dirty mackin i didn't i don't know the name of it when you have a guy that tries to snake you like

02:07:28.080 that and tell a woman that you like who's interested in you not to date you it's called

02:07:32.480 dirty mackin and that's that's one of the worst things a guy can do to another guy it was i felt

02:07:38.320 really betrayed because i thought he was my friend i didn't know that he even knew her i didn't know

02:07:44.400 that there was like a mutual connection there but i was like that's messed up that he's like

02:07:50.720 yeah like you said it was like dirty man like yep dirty mackin yep and guys will snake each other

02:07:58.080 and actually women are worse at dirty mackin than guys though oh god women are the worst at it

02:08:04.800 oh man i got a dirty mackin that a girl did so so i was i was hanging with this

02:08:12.320 really be stripper girl and I like her and then we had a mutual friend that was

02:08:19.640 a lesbian and the lesbian said oh I heard hanging out with so-and-so yeah she

02:08:25.980 goes well you know she goes and then later she said oh I took to the

02:08:31.560 screen I go what she doesn't want to be she she told me she doesn't like you and

02:08:36.940 And so I believed the lesbian, but then years later, everyone told me, no, man, like, you're stupid because she wanted to be with a stripper.

02:08:49.660 And so she messed your chance at it because everyone once said, oh, the stripper girl was always wanting to hang out with me.

02:08:59.260 like because i considered her like my best friend the stripper girl and i didn't i thought that he

02:09:06.400 didn't like i thought oh it's just tonic but then when i looked at memory i was like wait a minute

02:09:12.800 no because i call her at three in the morning to just hang out and she was yeah yeah she's so happy

02:09:18.440 and i thought about it i was stupid and foremost that i knew after the fact that so

02:09:27.020 so the animals wasn't being mad to me in that situation okay well we're gonna move on to the

02:09:36.540 last person no no but i want to know i want to know from law school you're you seem like such

02:09:40.620 a handsome young man uh you know with the gray hair maybe not so young still you have a lot of

02:09:46.060 years to live sure you have a huge body count like um why are you worried about that single person

02:09:52.300 you know what i mean like why are you not moving on what do you mean moving why not i will be not

02:09:58.860 let's let's say if somebody upsets me at the you know if i'm having a problem with my friend

02:10:03.980 you know i'm looking at my friend right now i'm having a problem with him hey are you gonna pay

02:10:08.300 for the drinks he says no i'm gonna look at i'm gonna turn around look at this one and be like

02:10:12.620 what about you are you paying why are you not doing that why are you not doing this switch around

02:10:16.780 and moving on you know what i mean why are you like i don't i don't understand

02:10:24.300 okay wait wait wait we're not we're just kind of trying to get stories from yeah because we

02:10:30.060 you're the last two so we're gonna move on to menar what's your what's your um male poker

02:10:36.540 phrase story what's the worst thing that you've heard a woman say on a data that you had to sit

02:10:41.820 through the worst thing a woman has done or said or done on the first day in a relationship a lot

02:10:50.540 of things and i can tell you guys about a lot of things you know for example i can tell you guys

02:10:56.140 about how when my dad uh quote unquote beat my mom and all it was was my mom literally yelling

02:11:03.580 in his face shouting really loudly and if i'm getting beaten i wouldn't be yelling in somebody's

02:11:08.460 face shouting so i'm saying that and then when you're a young kid and then your mom is yelling

02:11:15.060 your dad's yelling and then later on you go to her friends and she takes you to her friend's house

02:11:20.460 and then the friends are like are you not ashamed of yourself how are you not are you not man at

02:11:26.660 the age of 10 and they tell you are you not a man to defend your mom while she's getting beaten by

02:11:32.260 her dad and really you don't even remember anybody getting beaten up it's just your dad kind of like

02:11:36.700 raising his hands to kind of like push the affliction backwards so something like that

02:11:43.840 you know i mean i guess you could say there's a lot of these stories i could tell you but really

02:11:48.080 i'm more interested i know you don't want to give prescriptions on anything pearl but

02:11:55.400 i want to know why why because you know so much you are basically the only connection we have

02:12:04.020 two women they will never listen to a man they kind of had i don't know what kind of propaganda

02:12:08.420 maybe you can tell us a little bit more about that that they have that they cannot every time

02:12:12.580 we talk to them they kind of get me i don't know if it's penis envy they kind of get upset they

02:12:17.860 shut us down and they like shut down completely there's like a defensive mechanism immediately

02:12:22.740 activated it doesn't activate such so hardly with women except when they hear a certain tone

02:12:27.860 so here's my question if you are the only hope we have and you're telling us we can't rely on you

02:12:35.900 who can we rely on in america for example and then another thing if you are going to start

02:12:41.240 giving prescriptions are they going to be christian prescriptions are going to be are

02:12:45.420 they going to be religious prescriptions or are they going to be just whatever your whims and

02:12:49.380 desires which are you reading based on the statistics and what you believe the outcome

02:12:54.000 oh the statistics say that do you just do you just usually like call into shows and decide the topic

02:13:00.400 i'm just asking a question yeah i i just i have a it's my story you don't want to answer anything

02:13:07.360 yeah well it's it's just a bit rude when you're coming into a show and you have a topic when we

02:13:13.660 run a show a certain way so what do you what do you mean you're not like you don't actually dive

02:13:21.300 you don't actually well well we're talking about we're talking about poker face and you're bringing

02:13:26.020 up a completely different topic i know yeah i'm actually bright brightening up the conversation

02:13:33.700 a little bit and asking you a constructive question about the future of you and what

02:13:39.940 you actually represent yes you're right is it is it terrifying for you to answer something like that

02:13:45.220 it's not really terrifying i just think it's a bit rude so oh it's rude yeah okay that's fine you

02:13:51.860 want to hear my magic story that's better better for you oh yeah a little bit more entertaining

02:13:57.940 yeah um can you just thank you yeah um yeah he's gone yeah it's not it's been two hours

02:14:09.060 Oh last boy. Hold on then. Hold on one. No, it's not even that it's just I can't stand it when people come on and I have a topic

02:14:17.240 And we read this like you write this whole show around the topic and then people just decide what they want to talk about it

02:14:23.740 And then questions like that guys

02:14:27.180 Pearl Davis has been doing this for four years

02:14:30.380 She's been a prominent figure for that long if you don't know her platform what she stands for

02:14:35.980 for the i don't know what else to tell you like there is no good answer to that question i mean

02:14:45.280 the youtube is a big space pearl's not a one-stop shop i mean i mean i don't like wait

02:14:54.720 of course i can't save you it's your life like what does he mean i'm your only hope

02:15:00.120 and one thing pearl doesn't tell men what to do not once that's not her lane yeah i mean i just

02:15:10.600 think it's rude like if if doug wants to date single mothers fat ones i mean doug i'm not saying

02:15:16.500 you do but like i'm saying hold up now no no but i'm just saying like if guys want to do something

02:15:21.780 it's your life man you know so anyways but um i think that's pretty much all we have for today

02:15:29.560 it's our last caller right yeah um you got any other thoughts on the topic doug um final thoughts

02:15:39.600 guys um have a list of things that you won't tolerate hearing from women but then a lot of

02:15:46.180 times if you don't listen to them you could talk yourself out of getting laid so um have that poker

02:15:52.440 face guys a lot of times all you have to do is just hold on to that poker face for 35 40 45 minutes

02:15:57.700 and then you're home free and also like i said in the last couple scenes and just have

02:16:01.900 keep her talking about her guys women love to talk about themselves

02:16:05.560 cool well thanks doug mpa it's a pleasure as always um i'm trying to think okay schedule i

02:16:17.300 i do apologize guys um we we had to make some changes so tomorrow we have someone coming in

02:16:25.300 I don't want to tell you guys who, because I think it's going to be a cool interview.

02:16:29.900 But we're not doing a show because we are going to film that.

02:16:33.740 Next week, I filmed extra reactions.

02:16:37.640 I'm going to post this interview and one other one I did.

02:16:41.920 And so we're going to have a bunch of extra content.

02:16:44.780 If I have time, I will do a show, but I'm not positive I will.

02:16:49.140 So let's plan for no shows next week.

02:16:53.220 and if I end up being able to do one, we'll be excited.

02:16:58.520 Yeah, that's all I got.

02:17:00.700 If you want to support me, go to theaudacitynetwork.com.

02:17:03.900 That's theaudacitynetwork.com.

02:17:05.580 The link's in the description.

02:17:07.080 It is the second link.

02:17:08.800 This person that's coming is going to do a course on how to catch your partner cheating.

02:17:13.540 So if you want to make sure your girl is loyal before you put a kid in her,

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02:17:28.280 honest with you sign up now because the price is going to go up fairly soon and you guys want to

02:17:34.260 get it first um doug mp any final thoughts nope all right nope but i can i can just vouch the

02:17:43.660 the person that is coming into town to hang out with pearl and do content with is going to be

02:17:48.740 quite the is uh it's gonna be quite the watch guys so stay tuned yeah it's gonna be quite the

02:17:56.180 watch and like who better than this person that could make a course i'm catching cheating there's

02:18:03.260 nobody better it's gonna be hilarious um okay guys please like the video subscribe and i will

02:18:10.700 see you guys maybe next week but i promise nothing um otherwise i'll see you guys on the interview

02:18:17.000 that we record tomorrow.

02:18:18.300 So I'll see you.

02:18:18.940 Bye.

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Pearl - April 25, 2025

Men's Poker Face (Call-in Show) ｜ Pearl Daily

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