Pearl - Modern Women Are Basically Adult Children (Call-in Show)

00:00:00.000 Same bed, but it feels just a little bit bigger now Our song on the radio, but it don't sound

00:00:25.440 same. When our friends talk about you all it does is just tear me down, cause my heart

00:00:36.540 breaks a little when I hear your name. It all just sounds like ooh, ooh. Too young, too

00:00:50.720 dumb to realize that I don't need no flowers. Don't need to hold your hand. Don't need all

00:01:02.820 your hours. Cause you're a hard working man. I don't need to party. I don't need to dance.

00:01:14.380 Now my man is dancing, but he's dancing with another woman My pride, my ego, my needs, and my selfish ways

00:01:28.500 Caused a good, strong man like you to walk out my life

00:01:35.140 Now I'll never, never get to clean up the mess I made

00:01:42.120 Oh, and it haunts me every time I close my eyes.

00:01:48.500 It all just sounds like, ooh, ooh.

00:01:53.120 Ooh.

00:01:57.120 Too young, too dumb to realize that I don't need no flowers.

00:02:05.120 That I don't need no flowers.

00:02:09.120 Don't need to hold your hand.

00:02:11.120 I don't need all your hours, cause you're a hard-working man.

00:02:18.840 I don't need to party, I don't need to dance.

00:02:25.060 Now my man is dancing, but he's dancing with another woman.

00:02:32.760 Although it hurts, I'll be the first to say

00:02:39.180 I was wrong

00:02:45.180 Oh, I know I'm probably much too late

00:02:48.180 To try and apologize for my mistakes

00:02:52.180 I just want you to know

00:02:58.180 I don't need no flowers

00:03:02.180 Don't need to hold your hand

00:03:05.180 Don't need all your hours

00:03:08.180 because you're a hard-working man. I don't need to party. I don't need to dance. Now my man is

00:03:21.400 dancing, but he's dancing with another woman. Now my man is dancing, but he's dancing with another

00:03:31.500 a woman. What up guys? Welcome to another episode of Pearl Daily. I always felt like

00:03:39.700 that's how the song should have went because, you know, I always just felt like that was

00:03:47.620 a super simp song. So I decided I'm going to start this thing where I rewrite some of

00:03:53.260 So if you liked it, let me know in the comments and I can, if you have any simp songs you

00:04:06.140 want me to rewrite.

00:04:08.240 One of them I was thinking is Cardi B's I Don't Cook, I Don't Clean.

00:04:13.260 I think I should rewrite that to have women just taking L's throughout the entire thing.

00:04:18.220 okay so the reason i picked bruno mars if you know the actual lyrics maybe one day i'll have

00:04:25.720 it so i can go back and forth but you know it's basically the the story of this guy who you know

00:04:33.160 was simping over this you know probably a mid right let's just be honest you're probably an

00:04:37.140 average woman and if you really listen to the lyrics she's just she's bored she's not entertained

00:04:43.720 And that's the real reason that she ended the relationship.

00:04:47.380 He's saying, I should have taken you dancing.

00:04:50.040 I, you know, I should have bought you flowers.

00:04:52.060 I should have done all this bullshit to entertain you.

00:04:55.120 And I just thought, you know, this is how women get to be so delusional.

00:04:59.000 Because, you know, we, you guys allow us to guilt you into kind of, you know, kind of some BS.

00:05:05.540 These meals changed everything for me.

00:05:10.000 So that's really where I'm at with it.

00:05:13.260 Hold on.

00:05:16.820 What?

00:05:19.380 To that?

00:05:22.840 Oh, they can't connect to this one.

00:05:27.020 Well, I don't need them right now.

00:05:28.540 I'm just reading off of it.

00:05:30.040 So I don't think I, you know.

00:05:32.660 I'm not, I don't, I would actually, I am going to have to.

00:05:35.600 I'm reading off it for now, but later I was going to show a few examples.

00:05:40.340 Yeah, sure, sure.

00:05:41.340 guys you're gonna have to bear with us it's a new set so we just have some tech

00:05:45.740 settings on where just on the computer okay of course I okay here we go system

00:05:55.520 settings HC don't know yeah HZ Hertz okay how many it's on 60 oh okay oh my

00:06:20.800 gosh okay all right it's black now now it's saying not opium mode yeah I think

00:06:31.900 it got worse well I'll go get my laptop guys so I can read off of that for the

00:06:37.420 time being Tilda I mean I'll let you figure that out

00:06:50.800 Guys, I need you to be patient.

00:06:55.120 I know there's somebody bitching in the chat, but you just, no offense, it's just the internet.

00:07:00.340 But we got to be patient here.

00:07:01.920 We got to, at times, you know, there's tech issues.

00:07:06.120 So anyway, you know, I saw the other day that, like, the United States of America had audio issues.

00:07:10.880 And I'm like, yeah, it's not as easy as you think, like, for a press conference.

00:07:15.860 Okay, so they can see me, though, fine, right?

00:07:19.940 Yeah, okay.

00:07:20.800 Okay, so we might not be able to share my screen today.

00:07:23.500 That's all right.

00:07:23.980 We'll do Colin's.

00:07:25.600 So anyways, the whole idea of this song is Bruno Mars is saying,

00:07:31.660 I shouldn't have ruined this relationship.

00:07:35.760 And he lists the reasons that she dumped him.

00:07:38.520 And it's, I should have bought you flowers.

00:07:40.140 I should have held your hand.

00:07:42.020 I should have spent all my hours with you.

00:07:44.800 And I'm thinking, what a simp.

00:07:47.500 What a simp.

00:07:48.660 and we blasted that on the radio throughout my whole college career and I won't lie Bruno Mars

00:07:54.660 he does make bangers he's very catchy I'm not going to pretend I didn't sing it I obviously did

00:07:58.440 but but I would sing it and think you know there's sometimes you ever have songs that you like bop

00:08:04.700 your head to and you're kind of embarrassed you're bopping I felt that way about Lizzo's song like

00:08:09.620 you know why men great till they gotta be great and that's a terrible lyric right because obviously

00:08:15.180 you know men are better than women in pretty much every way but not all not all and by the way as

00:08:19.660 my disclaimer i'm a comedian on this show it's not serious um haha and um yeah if there's any

00:08:27.680 if youtube's watching just so you know this is comedy and i always mean there are exceptions

00:08:33.280 to every rule not all but anyway so bruno mars that was one of the songs and i was thinking that

00:08:39.440 essentially what women are doing is we're ending relationships because we're bored

00:08:43.020 and you know men are very solution oriented I really I think the male psyche you guys just

00:08:50.260 don't get upset about problems you just are focused on solutions right you know I mean you

00:08:56.200 guys do you it's so funny because I'll tell a man about a problem and he's just like 10 steps ahead

00:09:03.420 in fixing it and I'm like I'm busy complaining about the problem I'm busy right now so anyways

00:09:11.180 I went to Equinox the other day. I was trying to decide what gym. I'm in a new area. I can't say

00:09:16.980 where. But I'm in a new area, and I was deciding on a different gym, and I walk into Equinox.

00:09:23.120 And I'm at Equinox, and I'm like, can I get a tour? And to be fair, it was a pretty nice gym.

00:09:29.720 But when they're, you know, taking me around Equinox, I'm looking around, and I'm thinking,

00:09:34.580 this looks like a babysitting place for adult women like this looks like a daycare but for

00:09:42.120 adult women and there's the gym and then there's like another you know another room and it's just

00:09:48.300 like classes so it's like adult women being trained on how to do yoga how to do whatever

00:09:52.960 and I realized women we don't like thinking and so we like people to just like do things for us

00:09:58.820 you know so and I'm walking around there's a spa there's a massage table I could get red light

00:10:05.820 therapy I'm like I need red light therapy now and then they're like yeah it's like three hundred

00:10:10.760 dollars a month or whatever it was and I'm sitting there and I'm thinking this looks like babysitting

00:10:16.840 for adults and as you guys know I really like to talk about societal trends on this show

00:10:24.660 And my goal is always to get the pulse of some things that are going on in society.

00:10:29.720 And I really came to the conclusion that there's a whole industry based on babysitting adult women.

00:10:35.220 I really think that ladies, like, there's just all of these places that they've dedicated to entertaining us.

00:10:51.280 Now, the other day, now I'm in more of a city area,

00:10:56.240 and I was walking in the city.

00:10:58.980 And when I'm in the city, I go by the park,

00:11:02.080 and I see these adult women watching a movie.

00:11:07.600 And I'm thinking, like, when I was a kid,

00:11:09.980 they did have movies in the park, but they were for kids.

00:11:14.020 And I thought about this, like, transition in society

00:11:18.120 where all the things that were originally meant for children

00:11:22.660 are now being used for women.

00:11:25.260 Now I can already hear my critics, my detractors, my haters saying,

00:11:29.040 but Pearl, what about men?

00:11:30.940 Aren't men, you know, being entertained?

00:11:34.160 Don't men need to be babysat?

00:11:36.160 And I think that's a common trope that women have a tendency to say,

00:11:39.200 like, oh, he couldn't survive without me.

00:11:42.200 Oh, you know, I'm his mother.

00:11:44.040 And I really thought about it, and I'm thinking,

00:11:45.880 And I really think everything women say about men is like projection.

00:11:51.920 I really do.

00:11:53.500 So in this case, as we go forward with this thought process,

00:11:59.880 women have to be babysat in society.

00:12:03.340 And I decided to make a list of places that I feel,

00:12:07.240 I think that women are really being babysat.

00:12:10.740 so movies in the park then we have adult classes in things that originally were meant for children

00:12:21.880 so you have adult theater now it used to just be the kids did the school musical

00:12:27.020 you have dance classes now you know ballet adult ballet classes that really used to be for kids

00:12:33.060 yoga classes um you know i once i spoke to a personal trainer about this

00:12:40.720 he said that his main clientele was women and he he ran some of these classes for adult women

00:12:46.720 and the problem was he couldn't make them too hard or the women would complain and quit

00:12:51.460 self-improvement for women it just it tends to be like a spa day or self-improvement for men it's

00:12:59.420 like a man and a woman get out of a breakup women get a boob job and a man and go to the spa and get

00:13:04.740 some Botox and the man goes to the gym and basically makes a hundred thousand dollars more

00:13:10.580 that year do you know what I mean it's like we just aren't really the same when it comes to this

00:13:14.640 topic and my critics and detractors they'll say men are the same when it comes to being babysat

00:13:21.480 but that's not what I see I mean men go hunting I really don't think that's pretty self-sufficient

00:13:26.560 right? Men go, my brothers used to go jet skiing, UTVing. I mean, if anything, that's not babysat

00:13:36.040 at all. That's like, you know, exploring the terrain. Oh, the chalice, yeah. Okay.

00:13:47.880 So at times, who's the babysitter, the boyfriend, or the husband? Where, you know, at one point in

00:13:54.240 time, men may have, probably not, but they may have looked at women as an asset who could

00:13:59.620 do things for them.

00:14:01.920 But now, really, boyfriends have almost become slaves to women, where they're forced to provide

00:14:08.760 the woman entertainment day to day, and they get nothing out of it.

00:14:14.520 I would say 80% of the workforce for women, but not all, not all, but I mean, an example

00:14:19.800 of that is human resources.

00:14:23.600 I mean, basically, women came to the workforce.

00:14:25.960 We couldn't take the speech, how men talked.

00:14:29.420 And then we made a whole industry for nagging men on how they talk.

00:14:36.220 Nagging.

00:14:37.600 Let me look at the chat.

00:14:41.100 Let me turn this off.

00:14:48.220 Old women love square dancing.

00:14:50.360 What?

00:14:52.080 Oh, it's broken now.

00:14:53.600 That's okay. That's all right.

00:14:55.700 Maybe I could, could I put in the signal, the links, and then we play them?

00:14:59.820 Is that possible? Oh, no.

00:15:01.120 You can't share that screen?

00:15:04.720 Oh, okay, not that computer, though.

00:15:10.740 I'm just wondering, will we be able to zoom?

00:15:13.900 We can zoom?

00:15:16.380 Okay.

00:15:17.720 That's fine.

00:15:23.600 Yeah, so essentially women, we created an entire industry for nagging men, including conservative commentators.

00:15:36.400 I hate to say it, ladies.

00:15:38.020 I know I'm one of them, but I hate to say it, right?

00:15:41.100 Then we have the whole catfishing industry.

00:15:43.420 So there's a whole industry for making women feel like we aren't ugly.

00:15:48.860 And, you know, that's turned into babysitting.

00:15:51.660 You drop your girl off at the nail salon, you drop your girlfriend off at the hair salon.

00:15:57.080 And really, a lot of these industries, maybe you think they're for women, but they're really for the men to get some peace and quiet and alone time.

00:16:05.800 You know, so that's really my question.

00:16:07.660 We're going to do a call in a bit is where do you drop off your wife or your girlfriend to be babysat?

00:16:14.000 Coffee shops where we spend like $20 to sit in a comfy chair, do work.

00:16:21.660 and drink overpriced coffee calling a dog a child apartment complexes i've noticed

00:16:31.660 apartment complexes almost are like college dorms now we're back in the day i mean you didn't really

00:16:38.660 care about where you lived you didn't really care about you know you just it was just an apartment

00:16:43.200 but now i keep i see like because i was apartment shopping recently and everyone was trying to sell

00:16:49.300 me on this community and I'm thinking the new community is now apartment complexes or

00:16:55.740 hobby communities that seems to be where the world is going then we got the military and

00:17:02.840 female police officers you guys obviously can't do the job like very obviously um but you need

00:17:09.560 to be babysat because the men don't know what to do with you the dad's like I don't want her she's

00:17:13.300 old enough what am I going to do with her let me put her in the military so I don't have to deal

00:17:17.740 with her anymore martial arts um female streamers i would say is a bunch of it's like the simps are

00:17:25.160 babysitting in general in general like you know when you see those like hot streamers on twitch

00:17:30.240 with their boobs out it's just all the guys watching are babysitting um women have a tendency

00:17:39.380 to be bored and we can't entertain ourselves where men if they look at an apartment i was

00:17:44.920 talking about this before the show if they have an apartment complex or an apartment it's like

00:17:49.360 empty and they just need a ps5 and they're good and men in general they're just so much more

00:17:54.460 entertaining like you ever just see men together like they're so funny that's why i'm such a

00:17:59.620 traitor to my gender you guys just are not entertaining me enough you know what i mean

00:18:03.020 it's like i need the ladies to provide more value to get me on their side but it's just it's just

00:18:09.640 none. There is this ongoing trend where I say women are unhappy people. We're unhappy with

00:18:19.440 everything, so it doesn't surprise me that we're unhappy with you guys too. We have a tendency to

00:18:25.480 not be able to sit in silence. We always got to listen to a podcast or something. And I was going

00:18:31.400 to show you guys some examples, but I can't, right? No? All right. Well, I guess we're going to do

00:18:36.140 calling i'll i'll describe what i was going to show you guys um i was going to show you guys

00:18:44.100 those weight loss classes of essentially these women like it's like a bunch of fat women being

00:18:50.520 on top of a ball attached to the ceiling like they're like swinging back and forth it's like

00:18:56.240 back and and and it's like a weight loss class that doesn't have them losing weight at all

00:19:05.080 because it's just like fun adult babysitting

00:19:09.940 another one oh i had a couple of these it's like women biking but barely biking

00:19:21.420 yeah so my question that i was going to show you guys men because i like there is a video of a guy

00:19:30.080 and he bounced a can into the garbage

00:19:35.000 and he just looked like the happiest guy on the planet.

00:19:38.700 And I was thinking about this.

00:19:39.960 I'm like, they put hundreds of thousands,

00:19:41.720 if not millions of dollars into making women happy, right?

00:19:45.380 They've given us all this birth control.

00:19:47.480 They're like, you guys want to be whores, go do it.

00:19:49.740 You want to kill your kids, why not?

00:19:52.440 Do you guys need to be entertained all day?

00:19:54.760 Here's an adult babysitting.

00:19:57.140 We'll give you guys a movie.

00:19:58.800 We'll give you guys a snack.

00:20:00.940 Oh, is the Catholic Church and Orthodox too boring?

00:20:05.000 Is it too boring?

00:20:06.620 We'll give you guys these non-denominational churches that have a concert.

00:20:11.380 Is that enough?

00:20:12.740 Here you go.

00:20:13.540 You know what?

00:20:14.300 That's not enough.

00:20:16.140 Do you guys need a snack at church?

00:20:17.980 Is that good?

00:20:19.260 And the women, you know, we're just still not happy with.

00:20:22.160 It's like every aspect of life.

00:20:24.500 It's like, is school too hard?

00:20:26.180 okay now we're graduating high school and we can't read right is um being at home by yourself

00:20:33.740 too hard is going out and like meeting men in person too hard here's a dating app that'll

00:20:39.320 connect you with thousands of men in your area oh shoot you don't want to have to sift through them

00:20:45.200 let me you can filter by height you can filter by eye color you can filter by

00:20:51.280 race oh is that not enough ladies um oh you want to be whores you want to have d appointments okay

00:20:59.240 you know we were going to cure all the stds for you

00:21:02.260 and that's why i keep telling you guys we're too far gone you have to understand

00:21:09.360 all of these industries are dedicated to making women happy the health industry

00:21:15.960 they'll tell us that when we're fat it's like not our fault

00:21:18.660 they won't say to count your calories

00:21:23.120 and you have a calorie deficit

00:21:25.280 they'll just say look it

00:21:26.200 you being an obese fat person

00:21:28.700 that's not your fault

00:21:29.500 to the point that doctors can't weigh women

00:21:32.800 we have to

00:21:37.020 we have

00:21:38.960 apartment complexes being built

00:21:42.200 for single women

00:21:43.200 because they're the ones that'll pay the absurd prices

00:21:46.220 there's too many people

00:21:48.400 making money off of women, including the Republican Party and Liberal Party. Both of them coddle

00:21:55.240 women. You know, it's like this last election cycle. Everyone was wondering, why is Trump all

00:21:59.880 of a sudden pro-choice? He's got to be. The women have like a gun to his head. It's like the women

00:22:05.140 are like, give us abortion. And then Trump's like, no, I'm pro-life. Here's, I have morals. And

00:22:11.460 they're like, give us abortion or we're not going to vote. Or your donors are going to cut. And

00:22:15.760 And they're like, he's like, fine.

00:22:17.060 Melania, honey, can you please go tell the women that they can abort?

00:22:21.020 You guys can do it.

00:22:22.240 Kill the kids.

00:22:22.860 Whatever.

00:22:23.300 I don't care.

00:22:28.620 That's why I say we're cooked.

00:22:30.700 I mean, even if women are happily married, which we can be for a period of time,

00:22:35.360 there's a whole industry dedicated where they spend millions of dollars

00:22:39.200 marketing to your wife to leave you so they can charge her for all these entertainment things.

00:22:45.760 yeah

00:22:49.180 so anyways

00:22:51.980 my question is

00:22:54.180 for the fellas

00:22:56.220 where do you drop your wife off

00:22:59.320 or your girlfriend off

00:23:00.840 when she needs to be babysat

00:23:02.440 and hopefully I can hear

00:23:05.000 from Doug MPA

00:23:06.060 Doug MPA you gotta let people in and out

00:23:08.860 but I need you to rule with an iron fist

00:23:11.200 today

00:23:11.600 I can't do the

00:23:14.360 I can't do the 10 minutes for the Zoom.

00:23:18.480 They could either get it or they don't.

00:23:21.220 Respectfully, fellas.

00:23:22.600 Let me send this Zoom to the...

00:23:27.360 Hey, I'm here.

00:23:30.440 Oh, cool.

00:23:30.900 He's on.

00:23:31.340 I can't see.

00:23:32.720 All right, so when you were married, Doug and Pierre, in your past relationships, where

00:23:37.460 would you drop off your wife to be babysat?

00:23:40.080 uh ross or marshall's

00:23:44.540 and how did that go like what would you rate it out of 10

00:23:50.760 uh what do you mean like rating how like how good was it go ahead how good was it a babysitting

00:23:59.700 like was it a good oh yeah like a solid 10 because here's the thing yeah yeah solid 10 so um women

00:24:06.620 okay jc penny like 10 15 years ago tried to reprice with their the pricing structure for

00:24:14.340 their their products and started they stopped doing that 1999 29.99 sale thing and just had

00:24:20.780 a flat price like like 25 dollars 15 dollars and people stopped well and women stopped going there

00:24:28.740 because women like that $19.99, it's not quite $20.

00:24:35.940 So it makes them feel like they're saving money.

00:24:37.900 Or we have a sale on Sunday.

00:24:42.320 It entices women to go in and buy more stuff.

00:24:46.780 And Marshalls and Ross are the ultimate example of that.

00:24:50.640 Well, was it too expensive of a babysitting place for you?

00:24:55.040 Oh, yeah, 100%.

00:24:55.960 okay so maybe it wasn't the best babysitting place because you had to spend all the money

00:25:01.240 you know well it was it was a good short-term solution but a bad long-term solution

00:25:09.800 i'm about to send this link to the chats that i'm in on twitter

00:25:14.840 and then you know i would say target too one of the scariest things about target um

00:25:20.120 um is that um i try to do my shopping on sundays for groceries and stuff and i'll go to target on

00:25:27.380 sundays and i'll see a bunch of women that are mothers on like a girl's trip to target so like

00:25:35.080 three four mothers who will all know each other with their kid in the car and they're walking up

00:25:40.180 and down the aisles of target just filling their carts full of crap and they'll have their coffee

00:25:46.020 eating like snacks and stuff but let's turn it into i love target as a babysitting place

00:25:51.960 i that's my favorite place to be babysat

00:25:54.840 but it's interesting because men it's almost like the babysitting you think it's for the

00:26:04.820 women but it's for the men to get some peace and quiet i agree 100 but once again it'll cost you

00:26:12.340 and guys here here's the thing uh every unamended 40s right so most of the guys that got married

00:26:20.640 when they were young are divorced and women have this thing where they want to be in a marriage

00:26:28.420 or in a relationship but they don't want to lose their independence right and one of the reasons

00:26:34.200 why one of the the biggest ways that they want to i gotta put this here the the most obvious

00:26:45.000 invisible way for them to stay independent in a marriage is the trap where the man's money is the

00:26:51.400 house money and then she gets to keep her money you can't tell her what to do with it so you'll

00:26:57.480 be working full-time and of course you'll be working more hours you'll be working a more

00:27:00.840 dangerous job uh so you'll be making more money but you'll be paying all the bills and then she

00:27:06.120 just gets to keep her money and then she'll spend it all at target and because these women they'll

00:27:12.600 spend your money her money and the government's money so that's how the whole go ahead i'm sorry

00:27:18.720 go ahead that's okay so i asked the people um where fellas where do you drop off your girlfriend

00:27:25.000 or wife when you want some alone time i got her mother's so that's a babysitting place um

00:27:33.980 hold on let me see what else we all right then there's all these women virtue signaling

00:27:40.880 i'm an amazing awesome mother i just stay home it's like bitch

00:27:45.180 someone said the kitchen where she belongs um someone says the mall with your no limit amex

00:27:53.760 i used to drop her off at zara and wait in the parking lot a couple of hours of peace

00:28:03.040 um you might do this with your child but not your spouse you don't drop your wife off somewhere well

00:28:09.120 is that true doug mpa so you don't literally drop them off well see actually yeah you do i'm not

00:28:16.480 not gonna lie yeah you do you drop them off you drive them there and then and actually it'd be

00:28:22.800 better to to drop them off because they can only go to that one place if if you just give them

00:28:28.060 your wallet and let them drive all over the place you'll get double or triple the bill

00:28:31.900 home goods are target i left my way to fed a hot springs in orree colorado but do you know it's

00:28:39.960 interesting men's hobbies are always productive like it's like men will tinker with cars that's

00:28:45.940 their hobby. Uh, they'll go hunting. I mean, that's their hobby. They'll, they'll even build

00:28:50.600 a house. I mean, my dad used to get off work and go build our house and he built a house.

00:28:56.560 Men's, most of men's hobbies are something that can benefit not only himself, but those around him

00:29:02.360 or contain a useful skill. You know, working on cars, hunting, you know, building things,

00:29:11.080 you know most of women's only benefit themselves is there anyone on the line or no

00:29:18.940 did you drop the link because i don't see it well you're on the zoom aren't you

00:29:23.580 yeah well you can't you can't is nobody on i don't see anybody oh is the link in the chat

00:29:30.720 now oh sorry i misunderstood you okay someone said the treadmill the baking aisle okay let me see

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00:30:20.820 oh we got a good one for

00:30:22.440 for the

00:30:24.020 I had another tweet people put the responses

00:30:27.540 so what I've noticed is

00:30:29.520 the women go to these events

00:30:31.760 and then the men come because they want to get laid

00:30:33.900 like I'm like looking at this

00:30:35.740 yoga class at Equidox and there's a guy in there and I'm like it's like 20 women to one guy of

00:30:42.080 course he's gonna learn yoga you know he says mud run paint and pottery wine nights half marathons

00:30:49.440 crossfit any woman's ministries retreats at evangelical church churches karaoke nights

00:30:56.700 yoga in the park mother's day in churches um wine and art making nights western women um

00:31:07.300 we used to do cooking classes where wealthier women would come cook drink wine and hang out

00:31:14.380 but then it got labeled as patriarchal and stopped uh those super fancy gyms yes i was saying equinox

00:31:21.480 someone said plan i dropped my wife off at planned parenthood

00:31:33.720 that kind of is you know female babysitting because it's like woman made bad decision

00:31:42.140 men invented things to bail her out of it it's like when woman got pregnant by pookie ray ray

00:31:48.200 a nug nug and then you drop her off um human resources yeah we said that unproductive oh

00:31:57.320 female vaca family vacations what percent of family vacations are going because the woman

00:32:03.260 wants to go would you say all of them every single one every single one there's not a single

00:32:10.960 guy that wants to travel not with the family

00:32:15.920 that's funny one of the cool things some my nephew played football for um uh you know uh

00:32:27.100 a county team you know like a a city team and there's a guy on his football team he

00:32:34.640 they were steelers fans and he would take his family to every single i mean he they're rich

00:32:40.540 but they would go to every single steelers game a year so he would fly his wife and two kids

00:32:47.100 to every single steelers regular season game do you know what someone said if she's home too much

00:32:55.800 then she wants to remodel the house yeah that's true yep i said it's cheaper a yoga class is

00:33:02.360 cheaper than that i'm gonna bring up uh i'm gonna bring up sean sir not uh hold on i want to read

00:33:09.780 this one yoga nail salons shopping tanning waxing sephora meditation retreats starbucks women's

00:33:16.320 brains are hamster wheels without children and they need to keep busy i think it's even after

00:33:22.340 the children the mothers just torture the children with these stupid things um yeah yeah let's bring

00:33:28.200 up bring them up hey sean how you doing buddy hey how's it going can you hear me i'm i can hear you

00:33:35.800 so what do you think uh what are where do you send your wife or your girlfriend off to be babysat

00:33:42.220 i mean for my ex-girlfriend the two places i would either send her is either the outlet mall

00:33:47.620 because girls like the idea of always kind of going shopping or like her gay male best friend

00:33:53.280 if that makes sense just because like i think girls like a guy who's always like talking to

00:33:58.040 them and like listening to them for their problems but like obviously i don't want to send her to

00:34:02.980 another straight guy so i'd rather send her to one of her gay male friends who can just like

00:34:07.000 gab her ear off if that makes sense you guys have oh sorry go ahead no that's the way i don't have

00:34:12.260 to do it right so it's like uh you know i can do the limited amount of time versus like i don't

00:34:17.780 have to do the three hour routine right he just kind of wants to do that so like i mean and that's

00:34:22.180 why a lot of girls right like a lot of straight girls like within their friend group they usually

00:34:25.960 always have like gay male friends and it's because they like the it's kind of like the friend zone

00:34:31.000 right it's kind of like you have a guy to give you sort of attention without actually having to

00:34:35.740 give them sex in return and obviously most straight guys don't want to do that so if you can outsource

00:34:39.760 that to another guy that's obviously ideal so question have you ever had a woman have a male

00:34:46.300 friend that you know wants to sleep with her but you know she would never do it and so you sort of

00:34:53.400 outsource some of her attention needs to him like you don't mind uh i've observed that but like

00:35:01.500 with like relationships in the past but i would never be down for that and the and the reason

00:35:06.020 for that it's not necessarily an insecurity it's just i know that if you know there's trouble in

00:35:11.700 her relationship and then he's giving her some sort of emotional attention that i mean like it

00:35:17.660 or not all women cheat to some degree on a long enough time frame so it is just possible that

00:35:22.100 something could happen there if he's meeting her quote-unquote emotional needs what if he was

00:35:25.880 really ugly huh i'm just wondering if there's ever yeah go ahead i mean he would have to be

00:35:33.660 like obese if that makes sense uh but yeah i mean to me it's just like i i never want to chance it

00:35:39.500 because i i just know all girls are capable of cheating like i think that's just an accepted

00:35:43.380 reality like especially when you see like i'm trying to think what's a good example right

00:35:47.540 destiny and molina and then molina cheated on him with like some nobody scrawny okay but she

00:35:53.160 banged destiny so like it was the same the guy the guy i think the guy she cheated with was

00:35:58.320 better looking than destiny if i'm being honest oh my girl oh my god why doesn't have blue hair

00:36:04.360 right so uh yeah you can make you look like the other guy was a freaking transformer creepo dude

00:36:13.920 well but what destiny is too yeah you got me never mind yeah okay that's a good argument but

00:36:20.400 yeah when i saw that dude i'm just like really that's the guy she cheated with i was like okay

00:36:24.880 so she's not really going for looks on that one and so like i guess that's what i would point to

00:36:29.320 that like i guess not all girls are necessarily looking for chad thundercock you know some of

00:36:33.760 them are looking a date down so well you have nowadays you have to watch out for the gay best

00:36:41.520 friend because i know a couple of women who they wanted to have a kid and they decided to have a

00:36:50.260 kid with their gay best friend and they did it the old-fashioned way yeah i mean i don't understand

00:36:57.160 usually happens like the late 30s or early 40s though when they're like desperate to have a kid

00:37:02.400 and you're with them and they're like oh i'm not sure they'll pull the trigger anyway with their

00:37:07.120 gay best friend i've seen that happen with girls in new york but to me it's just like i never

00:37:11.500 understand why they do that you know why did you what uh why they sort of have the idea of like

00:37:19.120 having a father figure as like the the gay best friend oh because because they're selfish that's

00:37:25.040 why okay fair enough nice and simple but yeah you know as far as the uh you know sort of the uh

00:37:32.540 the title of this uh episode as far as like women acting like children i mean i've seen that my

00:37:38.060 entire life right like my ex she would have me tuck her into bed every single night like a baby

00:37:44.320 i can't make that shit up right and whenever she was like trying to manipulate me she would talk

00:37:49.820 like a baby like serious baby talk you know what i mean and she was like a 32 year old woman i'll

00:37:56.020 give you that so like you know i i think every girl has somewhat of a daddy fetish right it's

00:38:01.920 why you see like guys that are taller right that you see guys like guys that are older uh you know

00:38:07.000 i think that's just in nature built into them that they they want basically uh it's kind of

00:38:12.920 screwed up right they want a guy to basically be their dad in the form of a relationship but at the

00:38:17.700 same time they don't want to give him the same respect that they would give their own father in

00:38:22.260 their household right so like i think most girls could probably say this is true like they would

00:38:28.100 never disrespect their father in their father's household but then they'll live with a man in his

00:38:32.700 household and see them as equals and they don't have to respect him in the same regard and that's

00:38:37.900 the part that i think is kind of screwed up is that they do act like adult children but at the

00:38:42.480 same time they don't do the same sort of you know daughter father dynamic you don't get i think

00:38:48.820 that's where relationships get screwed up you don't get the obedience from it like the kid at

00:38:52.920 some point has to listen exactly yeah because otherwise like what's the kid gonna do uh i'm

00:39:01.480 keep sean on but i'm gonna bring up sure calvi we can panel this a little bit calvi

00:39:13.960 calvi you there

00:39:18.120 now you're on mute buddy all right five four three two just go to the next

00:39:25.000 they gotta they gotta figure out the the audio

00:39:28.040 i'm not i'm not i'm not doing this today i'm not you can put him in the waiting room and bring

00:39:35.960 him back up but yeah yeah he's there he's just wait we'll give him a nice five minutes um so

00:39:42.740 sean what do you think about uh what store was have you ever been with a woman that was a mall

00:39:50.660 girl or like a target girl or like a had her favorite store that she liked to shop in so you

00:39:56.740 could just uh and would you have to go with her or were you able to drop her off and get some hours

00:40:03.600 of peace yeah so i mean i would try to find like a mall or like a shopping center that kind of has

00:40:10.220 the trifecta of like you know american girl bullshit right so like it has to have a lululemon

00:40:15.140 it has to have like a sephora and then it has to have like a banana republic or a nike shop something

00:40:20.840 like that that would like keep her attention has like american eagle or a hollister or something

00:40:26.220 exactly or uh you know i always like to joke but the whole forever 21 because no matter how old

00:40:31.440 like a lot of women get they they like the idea of still like being considered young and hot and

00:40:36.140 that's why it's called forever 21 and not forever 41 right rollo says that a lot um so rank like the

00:40:45.800 best places for your girl to like for them to babysit your girlfriend to the worst places you

00:40:51.880 sent them to yeah i would say the the best place is probably anything with makeup so like an ultra

00:40:59.560 beauty or a sephora because they can just spend time in there forever thinking about how they can

00:41:04.420 turn back the clock even though you know i mean you know that's the reality right and then i would

00:41:10.580 say maybe the worst place is when they want to go to like you know the dermatologist or you know the

00:41:15.160 facial plastic surgeon or what have you because you know that's when things start to cost a lot

00:41:18.340 of money uh so uh i would say that might be up there in terms of worst uh but yeah i mean i would

00:41:25.820 say anywhere where like maybe a lot of their girlfriends want to meet up so like you know i

00:41:30.380 hate when i was you know dating this girl like about five seven years ago where i would have to

00:41:35.560 drop her off to meet her friends at a bar and i just know she's going to come back with a lot of

00:41:40.000 complaints because a lot of her friends are going to talk about oh i went to vacation here or a lot

00:41:44.560 of them like you know they just broke up so they're very bitter and negative and they like

00:41:48.560 the idea of like making other girls in relationships yeah dragging them into their situation because

00:41:54.400 in their mind like i don't want to see another girl like in a good relationship or or or women

00:41:59.620 or women want like a partner in crime so it's like yeah so it's like you you want women to go

00:42:07.000 hunting with you know if it's by yourself you got if you're the only one it's boring no that's

00:42:14.140 actually very true i mean they say a lot of girls you know whether they're breaking up or whether

00:42:17.560 they're divorced like they're gonna try to drag a lot of their married or you know relationship

00:42:21.660 girls back to the single life because in their mind you know that's their they just don't want

00:42:27.360 to see other girls happy i think that's the honest truth when they see another girl with a you know

00:42:31.120 a very attractive you know very successful guy in their minds they see it as like that girl's now

00:42:36.200 better than me so the only way i can be better than her is to fuck up her relationship and so

00:42:40.960 you start seeing them spread a lot of negativity like oh all men are dogs so how can how can you

00:42:45.820 tell if there's like um her friends are in her ear how can you like how does it go generally

00:42:53.160 the way you start knowing is she starts bringing up stuff that's like oh you never take me here

00:43:00.200 or you know we've never gone to this you know place for vacation or you're not giving me enough

00:43:06.100 attention and then you're just like wait a minute the only way she could like think that is if she's

00:43:11.300 comparing me to someone else or someone else's relationship or someone is like in her ear telling

00:43:16.060 her this that and the other and so you kind of see it come out because i think women tend to tell

00:43:20.960 on themselves and they'll start saying words like you know uh you know i've heard from you know such

00:43:27.240 and such about you know maybe you know we're having problems here and then you start thinking

00:43:31.920 okay someone said some shit you know what i mean yeah because what happens is um there will be

00:43:37.340 discussions that should be a two-way discussion between you and her but it's one way because

00:43:43.920 she'll ask a question or bring up a topic but but she'll already she'll be talking like

00:43:49.440 um she won't even give how can i put this she'll bring up something or ask a question with a

00:43:57.940 conclusion in her head already and she'll be leading the conversation with you to the conclusion

00:44:03.420 in her head does that make sense yeah i know what you're saying it's like uh you know maybe someone

00:44:08.340 put something in her head like oh you guys shouldn't be together and then the the conversation

00:44:12.280 with her and you is like well you know i don't think we're on the same page and we want the same

00:44:17.000 things and it's like you have no idea what she's saying because it's all gobbledygook in terms of

00:44:21.520 like how do you how do you know it's not because she brought something she doesn't like about you

00:44:27.360 up and then her friends like just validated what she said like how do you know it's her comparing

00:44:31.940 her to her friends and not her like just trash talking you i would say the way to do that is

00:44:37.580 just to ask questions and not respond with counterfactuals i think most guys initial

00:44:41.600 responses to respond with counterfactuals like well that's not true because i did such and such

00:44:45.800 or no but that's not true like you know we did this the other day instead just say what do you

00:44:49.900 mean give me an example like and then they'll have to answer more and more questions and actually

00:44:55.520 have to flush out what they're talking about and then eventually it gets back to well you know my

00:44:59.800 friend vivian was saying you know the last person she broke up with he was acting like this and that

00:45:05.120 and then you started thinking oh that's bitch vivian god damn it like i knew it was her can

00:45:10.640 you always tell what friend is out to get you or like what yeah yeah i mean i i can kind of tell

00:45:18.120 just based on what's going on in their life so if their life is all happy and dandy most girls are

00:45:23.520 not looking to cause trouble in other women's life who are their friend if their life sucks

00:45:28.240 because you know their their husband isn't you know paying his half of the bills or whatever

00:45:32.220 it is like she's pissed off at him because he's not quote-unquote doing his part or whatever the

00:45:36.740 case may be they start looking for trouble with their friends so when they start seeing their

00:45:40.800 friends have a complaint they will throw fuel on the fire if that makes sense versus you know if

00:45:45.840 they're happy they're likely to want to make sure you know everyone else is kind of happy if that

00:45:51.160 makes sense like it's almost like women have a herd mentality it's like if i'm not doing well i

00:45:56.600 want to spread that to other people if that makes sense and then they kind of pull from that that's

00:46:02.100 been my observation yeah so like there's a saying it's like if your girl is around a bunch of other

00:46:07.040 married women she's going to be the next married person if your girl's around a bunch of divorced

00:46:10.260 people she's going to be the next person who's divorced yeah is there anyone i brought on uh

00:46:14.980 i brought on strat so sean's here strat how you doing buddy good to see you i'm doing awesome

00:46:19.780 how are you fantastic hey strat how's it going fantastic just just got back from swing dancing

00:46:25.900 oh nice so um where do you send your girlfriend or wife to be babysat see i've never done this

00:46:33.800 before this is like confusing to me you've never wanted to send your girlfriend somewhere have

00:46:39.560 you ever lived with a woman i did yeah and you never needed time away from her no no i'm pretty

00:46:46.560 um i'm usually the one that wants more attention anyway so okay why'd you call in then sorry

00:46:52.960 when you're asking okay i thought i figured it'd be good to have a different perspective okay

00:46:58.240 sorry i was just calling for example so i'm like well i do think that women are more childish

00:47:04.240 though for sure okay wait so so so are you saying that women don't need to be babysat

00:47:10.480 uh well that girl was a lawyer that i lived with so

00:47:13.280 so oh you didn't need time away from a lawyer ah no no she was she was she was a weird one

00:47:23.500 she was an odd kind of outlier case probably oh so she wasn't the annoying bitchy overbearing

00:47:31.500 need to be right type of lawyer no no she works she worked in um estate planning actually so she

00:47:37.420 did like wills and stuff she sent a lot of like it was very black pill too because as soon as the

00:47:42.180 husband died the the stepmom would just immediately take all the money away from his kids and give it

00:47:46.940 to hers you know and it was just like she was blackfilling me from her stories from from work

00:47:52.000 wow that's i think you're the first guy i've ever met that's never had to drop the woman off at a

00:47:59.500 target or a mark a coals or something like that wow oh my god no i like the uh i like the affection

00:48:08.280 and stuff but i'm i'm demisexual too so i'm probably also a massive outlier wait what does

00:48:15.320 that mean a demisexual it just means that you need an emotional connection before you can feel

00:48:20.600 comfortable with someone romantically so like if i were to meet a woman you know the first night i

00:48:26.680 wouldn't have sex with her i'd want to like get to know her a little bit to feel comfortable

00:48:30.040 emotionally oh okay um doug mpa i feel like you have something to say about this

00:48:40.120 i don't under i don't understand the whole pansexual demisexual thing i i just think that

00:48:45.480 people are we're just so far removed from hardship you know i i wish that there was a

00:48:52.200 ground conflict you know i'm saying that men would have to get drafted into war or there's

00:48:57.560 there's some kind of famine or freaking zombies would rise from the grave i'm dead serious we

00:49:02.600 need some walking dead up in here because every time i hear demisexual pansexual all this

00:49:07.580 spectrum garbage it's just like what i'm not singling you out chat but it's just like come

00:49:15.500 on man like what i mean i get what you're saying and a civil war would absolutely

00:49:22.680 like make women value men more because like all the all the girl boss feminists the second of

00:49:29.240 the civil war will just sprint to the nearest man and hide behind them and say save me just

00:49:34.140 like they did in ukraine so yeah but that's one good it's the question is the nearest man her

00:49:39.080 husband or a boyfriend or the other team she's she's going behind either i mean it's probably

00:49:45.400 the strongest looking simp in her roster yeah probably probably um is there anyone else on

00:49:51.740 the line dug up yeah uh i'm a drink you can keep you can keep them up but we could just bring

00:49:58.160 another person okay i'm gonna give calvi another chance calvi you better have your stuff ready

00:50:03.040 because calvi you're on mute still there you go it's all right there you go hey calvi how's it

00:50:12.780 going hey it's going good so i'll start at first

00:50:17.320 sure so what where do you drop your girlfriend or your

00:50:22.460 i'm on mute that youtube first can y'all still hear me i can hear you yeah you're good okay

00:50:29.180 where do you drop off your girlfriend or your wife to be babysat um or that you or that you've

00:50:35.660 noticed um not well actually i don't have to in because one of my relationships i had i didn't

00:50:45.540 have to but i did notice some of my friends that they've had problems and they've had like you know

00:50:54.340 i've these similar things i to start off i literally before i put on the mic i just started

00:51:01.300 watching and y'all were live so i didn't even know what y'all subject was and i rewinded it

00:51:06.820 all the way to the beginning because i were originally okay okay i i need you i need you

00:51:11.300 get to the answer okay okay so yeah it's just like to be honest it depends on what the woman is

00:51:20.900 and how she is and depends on how much she likes you it's how they're going to act because i've

00:51:26.900 like like they're they can be childish but it's mostly due to the person they're with

00:51:33.860 how much they like them or how much they respect them or how much time they've been with them

00:51:37.940 with their tendencies and stuff being like that because the girl I was with I never had any of

00:51:44.260 those problems she liked me I could talk to her about anything we basically had you know sex

00:51:51.440 whenever she was very where where is she now where'd she go I'm not with her anymore she had

00:51:58.820 multiple kids and stuff and I don't know she had like she just had kind of a baby or should the

00:52:07.000 child's like one or two and stuff i didn't want to pursue it and stuff so i just let it go okay so

00:52:13.320 but you didn't have to have her i mean she had like three kids of course you didn't have to

00:52:17.780 babysit her she had to babysit someone else you know or whatever the multiple yeah so i mean

00:52:25.300 uh but have you so have you ever had to drop off a woman to be babysat somewhere like her

00:52:31.980 mothers or friends like when you just need time away never brunch on sunday no another one

00:52:40.220 yeah that's a good one yeah go ahead i've had my friend who had a crazy crazy girlfriend

00:52:50.700 and i've had to pick him up he would call me say come get me come get me because she's acting

00:52:55.820 crazy and stuff i had to go pick him up and he literally complained about how crazy he was i've

00:53:02.460 now i hadn't had to to have him drop her off but i've had to come get him because the girlfriend's

00:53:09.100 crazy he wanted to just slip out of there he slipped out of there while she would sleep

00:53:12.700 so i've dad had those times it's the same girl i've had it twice where i had to tell him hey

00:53:18.300 just get rid of the girl and find somebody else you can get any woman you want just get somebody else

00:53:23.260 no the girl this is a funny story the girl that he was with that he was crazy and stuff

00:53:30.960 you know what i did this is what i did i was like dan i mean i was like hey just let me have her

00:53:39.560 just give her to me because he was dating her he was messing with her and i was like why don't

00:53:45.620 you just hand her off to me i'll do it because the girl was hot and stuff and he was like

00:53:50.520 you had to do blah blah blah i said just give it to me and they ended up breaking up later because

00:53:55.960 we talk about it all the time he would stay with me and we would talk about multiple girls all the

00:54:00.760 time it's like like why don't you hook me over one this girl later on she would like because we were

00:54:08.600 we're friends he was friends he was messing with her we knew it and blah blah blah and i was like

00:54:14.600 why don't you what she had called like no she has messaged me to do a drawing for her she paid me

00:54:23.640 commission to draw her picture of her would you really want to clean up after one of your friends

00:54:27.960 bro it's a long story it's not okay is that a yes would i clean up after oh you mean would i clean

00:54:35.800 up after him at that time yeah he just wants at that time yeah he just wants to turn because i

00:54:43.800 didn't mind i was like i wanted to like how crazy is she i want to see i wanted to i basically wanted

00:54:51.480 somebody to have fun with okay okay okay well thanks for calling in i appreciate it you know

00:55:00.760 i just thought i think guys should either if they are looking to drop a girl off they should drop

00:55:05.000 her off at like a fitness class like a soul cycle class and then you know have like a flaming gay

00:55:10.760 instructor guy just yell at her saying pedal faster you know lose the weight i know but then

00:55:15.860 the women complain and they get the hot guy to run through them i mean i was at lifetime today

00:55:21.120 and i'm like looking at this um i don't really do the classes because i i kind of like to do my

00:55:26.520 own thing but i saw this class going and i'm looking and it's just this like jacked instructor

00:55:33.620 with like 20 probably 32 plus year old women and i'm like i bet he's running through that class

00:55:40.120 yeah he is yeah i'm like i bet he's yeah i'd agree with that yeah yeah i'm gonna bring up

00:55:45.900 class is the way to go although i i've noticed that for at all the gyms that

00:55:50.280 the level of attraction of the trainers both men and women but especially the guys i think

00:55:56.260 they've kind of cued in that they have to like make the men hot to get the women

00:56:00.520 because sometimes you walk into a gym and it's just these model guys at the front desk and i'm

00:56:05.740 like i think that's like the i think this is marketing i think they've kind of figured it out

00:56:11.900 well yeah and remember the whole male gaze thing they've i mean we're gonna do a show on the

00:56:20.320 the reign of the mids in hollywood oh yeah but that hasn't changed for men in fact women are

00:56:28.920 more altruistic now more than ever like they're looking for looks and the the prime of one from

00:56:34.280 men now more than ever so it would benefit every establishment to have a six foot tall attractive

00:56:40.760 have six foot tall attractive men in there now more than ever yeah yeah i mean it's the same

00:56:47.600 thing as like a busty waitress right like that you're just gonna get the same level of tips but

00:56:52.160 like you know obviously in gym memberships for girls signing up for classes that they never

00:56:55.760 actually are gonna complete if i was selling to women i would just go find the giga chads and like

00:57:00.660 put them there i mean that's kind of what i did for recruiting women to go on my show

00:57:04.300 is i would just find either get like there's a male model who who would get me women or sometimes

00:57:11.080 it would just be guys that like were in an industry like a dj or like a club promoter but

00:57:16.420 it would always be guys that were pretty good with women i'd get them to recruit for my show and i'd

00:57:20.500 pay them so i'm like you're running through them anyway you might as well send them to me after

00:57:24.920 i mean you're you know if you're dating 100 women a year or 50 whatever it is it's like

00:57:34.800 i mean send send a few to my show why not

00:57:37.420 um is there anyone anyone else on the line or no jay there he's on mute he's talking to someone

00:57:47.120 else um what uh why don't you see because i'm thinking about it i've never really seen a gay

00:57:55.600 personal trainer at a gym they're all no i've never seen it good looking headers just you know

00:58:02.240 i don't know that's just yeah i mean and then i've worked as a personal trainer at like yo

00:58:07.600 it's drop your girl off central that ass like i did it when i was in college i'm about i'm about

00:58:17.120 let's see 30 now so it was about five years ago so like yeah bro and they know what they're getting

00:58:23.040 when they come in there like like i'm 6'3 like 230 been in the gym since i was 13.

00:58:29.140 well what it is like they will just come up to you at that point and they make it easy i'm gonna be

00:58:34.020 honest have more married the amount of married oh my god the amount of married women saying that

00:58:39.080 come up to me in there like and they'd be playing like they're not married they won't say nothing

00:58:43.680 about it you'll be at the crib and that's all you know you know what do you know what do you know

00:58:50.260 what i think it's i've heard it's easier to sleep with married women than it is single women

00:58:54.920 because i think single single women are looking for their next boyfriend or their next husband

00:59:00.040 so you know the requirements have been here but like i i think when you're the side dude you just

00:59:07.840 have to have one thing that the husband doesn't have that's what i've heard i'll do you one

00:59:12.220 better it's easier to sleep with married women if you're married yourself

00:59:16.940 yeah because you have you have more to lose yeah you you have more to lose yeah i'll agree with

00:59:23.840 that i'll do one ever even better i'll say it's easier to sleep with divorced women with kids

00:59:28.760 than a married woman than a single woman oh yeah that that post-divorce yeah that post-divorce

00:59:34.740 toe phases yeah that's that's even the crib do you know what especially if they married young

00:59:42.080 oh my god oh my god those women make up for law that's why no you know what that's why i was

00:59:48.760 talking to someone today about like body count and i'm not saying it doesn't matter but i'm like

00:59:54.000 you know here's the problem a lot of times the women that don't catch them young it's like

00:59:58.900 they're post-divorce they go fucking batshit why like oh my god i've seen too much i don't know if

01:00:06.860 i've i told you this story but the first um my first office job this woman was in her 40s and

01:00:14.720 she got married in her in her early 20s and she divorced her husband and she was the first person

01:00:21.160 i knew that was on on plenty of fish aka plenty of whales in 2009 and we sat in like a quad cube area

01:00:30.280 where it was four people in one big cubicle with like a big table in the middle because we all

01:00:34.840 worked on the similar project and she would meet people online and just do all sorts of craziness

01:00:42.600 on the weekends and every monday we'd all get our coffee and she'd turn her chair around and just

01:00:48.120 tell us about all the hoarding she did on plenty of fish yeah if they married young oh my god they

01:00:55.080 make up for it after yeah 100 if they feel like they missed out on their youth it's like the 32

01:01:02.360 year old divorced women go nuts um wait who who is that i can't see because of the the tech issue so

01:01:09.960 i don't know who's the the new guy on the panel oh oh james james yesterday oh okay i i recognize

01:01:17.640 the voice james what um where do you drop your wife or your girlfriend off when she needs to be

01:01:23.320 babysat oh shit let's see let's see because i'm not i've never been married but i've had a lot of

01:01:31.480 exes so have you ever lived with a woman before oh yeah hell yeah i've had them live it i've had

01:01:36.440 them live at my house i've lived in their house the girl you live with where do you have to drop

01:01:41.000 her off to be babysat for a couple of hours i'm trying to think because i would just i would just

01:01:47.480 distract them like like i'm not gonna lie like i i always had a business where i could do it on the

01:01:53.640 computer and most of my chicks just would stay in the house and they'd be pretty chill about it i

01:01:58.040 don't know like i i go brunch on sundays a target marshall yeah i would say like brunch on sunday

01:02:05.960 with their girlfriends i drop them off they get sauced for like four hours and it's just like

01:02:11.640 them at whatever place in like hoboken because i lived in like north jersey so whatever place

01:02:16.920 and like hoboken they want to go to get sauce and then you come pick them up like four or five hours

01:02:21.160 later drive them home and let them pass out on the bed you know all right whatever as long as it's on

01:02:27.160 sunday so i can watch all the games yeah i've always said my worst fear is dating a guy that's

01:02:32.920 really into sports i really don't want to watch sports yeah i think no boyfriend i've ever had

01:02:39.880 has ever been really into sports go ahead i'm gonna run a scenario by everyone on the panel

01:02:45.880 you it's sunday you you want to watch football you want to play video games and your girl says

01:02:52.020 i'm bored let's do something and now you already have something planned you you're going to play

01:03:00.020 video games or you're gonna uh play football but she says i'm bored let's do something and you say

01:03:06.220 okay well let's go get something to eat and she says well i don't want to do no you say what do

01:03:10.520 you want to do and she says i don't know think of something and you're thinking to yourself i already

01:03:15.100 have something to do but she's like well i want us to do something then you start then you do the

01:03:19.980 thing where you start naming things off and she's i i don't want to eat there to figure something

01:03:25.020 else i don't want to go there thinking about something else and she's making you do that

01:03:28.300 stupid thing where you can't do what you want to do because she wants to do something to do together

01:03:33.180 but then she wants you to think it up and she keeps rejecting everything that you think of

01:03:38.220 how do you deal with that situation yeah i mean i i can answer that like you you don't want to

01:03:44.220 do what you kind of explained which is what most guys do which is we think very logically because

01:03:48.220 that's how we would say it to another guy and the reality is you know a lot of women they don't

01:03:53.220 really want to hear that like so you you kind of have to change it around and turn it around on

01:03:58.080 them you got to be a little manipulative and you got to be like you're hurting my feelings like

01:04:02.460 you just don't care about me like i i just need some alone time like you got to be more like that

01:04:09.600 and make them feel guilty and then they'll kind of go away and they'll like feel like they're

01:04:14.540 being punished for trying to get you to do what they want you know what i mean but if you keep

01:04:18.940 listing counterfactuals and like points about how you're addressing what they want like that's not

01:04:23.920 really what they want they're just looking to like get a rise out of you because in their minds

01:04:28.580 exchanging emotion is really what lets them know they're connected to you so they kind of

01:04:33.820 test you that way okay go ahead hold on i want to read the super chat um can we talk about childish

01:04:41.100 behavior beyond the specific one in question um maybe we could do a show actually i was planning

01:04:47.540 on doing a show on on something similar to that so i'll save it for then um who is there someone

01:04:54.680 new on the panel you said no no i'm just going around the panel so strat go ahead yeah so in

01:05:01.260 hypothetical i have plans to do something and she wants to hang out um yeah you definitely don't do

01:05:07.980 the whole well let's go here no i don't want to do that uh this is a shit test she wants you to

01:05:12.000 be a leader it's like imagine you're a employee or she's your employee and you're the boss the

01:05:16.700 boss doesn't like ask his employees oh you guys want to go to waffle house he just says we're

01:05:21.380 going to waffle house everyone get ready and let's go so it's got to be that kind of a feeling where

01:05:25.740 you are just leading the way and you're suggesting it and you're not asking her for permission to do

01:05:29.820 you want to do so that's the first thing is hold your frame very strongly um if i already had plans

01:05:34.620 to do something that night i would just say i have plans tonight but maybe we can do something

01:05:38.380 sunday you know something like that and then hey let's go dancing sunday that sounds like fun

01:05:42.300 right i don't ask her you know could you please come dancing with me no no she should be lucky

01:05:48.140 that she's i'm asking her to go dancing right so that's the frame i'm holding and if that's not

01:05:52.220 good enough for her if she bites back at all i just say well if that's not okay with you i'm

01:05:55.740 sure there's another guy out there that'll take you somewhere you want to go and i just leave

01:05:59.100 the door i'm saying there's the door you don't like it there's the door and i'm not going to

01:06:01.980 sit here and like back and forth and that's not good enough for her yada yada i'm good enough for

01:06:06.220 her or there's the door that's the end of it so are you on people where if you have a sunday plan

01:06:13.820 let's say you want to play video games or something like that would you just not would you not invite

01:06:20.940 her over if she's the type to do that or or would you are you one of those people where you wouldn't

01:06:27.500 have a problem with saying look i have something planned today you're over here and if you don't

01:06:31.980 like it just leave uh she wouldn't be at my house if i didn't invite her no but but let's say she's

01:06:39.740 the type of girl where you you know she's that type where if she doesn't feel like you guys are

01:06:46.300 doing anything she gets bored and will try to compromise your plans do you stand do you just

01:06:52.700 just not let her over yeah i wouldn't let her in my house i say what are you doing here i didn't

01:06:56.560 invite you yeah you have to make sure i'm available for you to come to my house that's

01:07:01.020 unacceptable for her to just show up on my doorstep unannounced you got to be like the boss

01:07:06.320 right these women are employees you're the boss they're children you need to instruct the child

01:07:10.680 on what's appropriate behavior and if she does something inappropriate you correct her on that

01:07:14.580 immediately and then you punish her by sending her home cool so i'm gonna push back on what

01:07:19.980 strategies i think he is right as far as if you don't live with that girl that is 100 true you

01:07:26.100 can always be like the door's over there and you can go back to your place and i can be on my own

01:07:30.440 now that being said when you live with this girl things are going to be a lot different and i can

01:07:35.980 tell you that for sure like especially if you're dealing with a very emotional immature girl because

01:07:39.480 you do it the first time okay she goes to her room or whatever it is but enough times you're

01:07:45.160 gonna deal with a very unpleasant very resentful girl in your own house and for a long time and

01:07:51.460 it's gonna feel like your house just turned into a hell never you're a victor why would you put up

01:07:56.380 with that i would never i would not invite someone in my house to live with me unless i knew they

01:08:01.160 were mature already well you think that from the get-go and then she starts living with you and

01:08:05.940 then she starts changing on you oh and then it's ultimatums i'd like to interject on that real i'd

01:08:10.140 like to interject on that real quick strata i think you're right on that a hundred a hundred

01:08:14.080 percent because if you frame yourself as a man where you're not gonna put up with this shit

01:08:19.060 off the rip i'm talking like when you first meet her you give her that first impression you ain't

01:08:23.220 you ain't dealing with it you're probably never going to deal with a girl that's going to be

01:08:26.060 crazy on that one that's why like i was even saying yesterday it's all how you frame yourself

01:08:30.760 from the beginning the first interaction so like if she thinks she can get over on you down the

01:08:36.280 road psychologically they're gonna just try it because humans are predispositioned to just take

01:08:40.980 a little bit more of a risk take a little bit more and they're gonna do that but if they look

01:08:44.920 at you as oh i can't take a risk on him like that i can't you know i'm gonna respect him and respect

01:08:49.900 what he does they're gonna do it because they look at you as an authoritative figure like that that

01:08:55.940 goes back to the thing of like oh yeah some girls look at you like you're a dad well i've dated

01:09:00.380 girls where their dads are mma athletes like they have they run a bank like they're guys that

01:09:06.060 have either high paying jobs and are well respected in what they do so it kind of like

01:09:11.500 reflects on me because i'm like wow that's her dad and she respects her dad like that

01:09:15.180 she must respect me like that because that's the frame that i pushed out because i don't want a

01:09:19.740 girl that's gonna disrespect me i don't want a girl that's gonna be at the house arguing with

01:09:23.820 me i dealt with that one time i xed her out so quick that i was like yo the door is right there

01:09:31.180 and if you ain't at it in five seconds the cops will be here in 20 minutes so if you want to

01:09:35.580 yell at me like that i'm not dealing with it so you got to be like that like he said they got to

01:09:40.060 be like employees people i remember i was dating like five chicks at one time and they all knew

01:09:43.660 about each other because i was treating them well with respect and i was telling them look like i am

01:09:48.860 dating a lot of other girls cause like you know you guys are actually pretty decent so it actually

01:09:55.740 caused them to step their game up they they weren't up they were getting me

01:10:00.060 shit they were doing stuff for me so it's how you wait who won did any of them did you end up dating

01:10:07.260 one of them or like oh yeah one one one one yeah what made her win what was what was um the fact

01:10:13.500 that she was smarter than the rest of the girl like intellectually smarter like she was studying

01:10:17.900 to be an aerospace engineer at nasa so at that point i was like yeah she came from i'll say her

01:10:23.980 family background was pretty bad and it was she was indian and her dad was extremely racist and

01:10:30.580 that was why i did not continue dating but she would come over and cook she would go to the gym

01:10:36.620 she was fit she was feminine she did and she knew it she knew like oh i have to be a certain way

01:10:42.440 because he wants me to portray a certain image to be with him she knew she was like the first girl

01:10:46.980 that knew how many other girls there were and i remember she goes like oh yeah i know you're with

01:10:51.280 other girls and i'm not like freaking out about it because why wouldn't there be other girls

01:10:55.620 coming after you because you do all the things that i desire you don't even give me money she's

01:11:00.660 like you just do all of the things a man should do for a woman and i can just feel that and

01:11:06.280 understand that so i feel comfortable with you i feel comfortable with you even having other girls

01:11:10.340 and being all right with it because i know you're not going to do anything to give me a disease or

01:11:14.180 anything because i was taking a lot of precautions and she saw that so that's why she won because she

01:11:19.120 more sensible than the other girls i could see myself dating her long term yeah that was why

01:11:23.820 yeah cool um well i think is there anyone else on the line doug mpa nope that's it okay why don't

01:11:32.000 we um i think we're gonna end a little early tonight because of the tech like i i wanted to

01:11:37.940 react to some stuff but i i yeah i think we're just gonna close it so um thanks for calling in

01:11:45.280 guys if you wanted to say if you have any channels feel free to shout them out now

01:11:51.680 anyone uh taxman on instagram taxman on taxman 33 on i think on tiktok and i think on uh

01:12:01.200 twitter right now i'm getting that together cool they're not gonna call him buddy

01:12:06.880 all right thanks guys for calling in yeah have a good one sean take care was a pleasure yeah

01:12:12.880 thanks for calling in guys um yeah this was a good topic i just i guess i can end with saying

01:12:23.200 brunch that's a good one brunch yeah that was that one creeps up on you because when he i think sean

01:12:30.480 said bars earlier women they don't go to i don't think women go to bars like they did back in the

01:12:36.960 day i think brunch has replaced women going to bars trivia trivia nights

01:12:42.420 uh that would require women to actually think

01:12:46.900 that was funny all right all right well um thanks for watching everybody um

01:12:56.920 we're gonna we'll fix this for tomorrow i think we might do a reaction tomorrow or something so

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01:13:04.900 Doug MP, you got any other final thoughts?

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Modern Women Are Basically Adult Children (Call-in Show) ｜ Pearl Daily

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