Pearl - April 25, 2025


Modern Women Are Going BROKE but Still Spending on FAKE Eyelashes


Episode Stats


Length

11 minutes

Words per minute

165.80556

Word count

1,872

Sentence count

200

Harmful content

Misogyny

32

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Toxicity

62

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Hate speech

32

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Summary

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When women say they're broke and I see fake lashes, do you see how this forehead doesn't move? That's Botox. Do you see braces like they're thousands of dollars? What up guys? Welcome to my reaction series. Today we re talking about modern women being broke.

Transcript

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00:00:00.980 I know it's been kind of a running joke that like I'm broke and unemployed, but it's not a joke anymore.
00:00:05.480 Like I'm really down so bad. Like I tried to buy something for four fucking dollars. 0.99
00:00:09.600 Four dollars! 0.99
00:00:10.620 This is what I'm talking about. When women say they're broke and I see fake lashes. 1.00
00:00:15.820 Do you see how this forehead doesn't move? That's Botox.
00:00:18.560 Braces.
00:00:20.640 Like braces are thousands of dollars.
00:00:23.300 What up guys? Welcome to my reaction series.
00:00:25.880 Today we're talking about modern women being broke. 1.00
00:00:28.400 Modern women keep saying that they are strong and independent and don't need a man. 0.99
00:00:32.720 This is a like. Too many of these women are completely broke. 1.00
00:00:37.160 Car payments are too high. Student loan debt. Kids out of wedlock like everything else.
00:00:41.960 These women are go-to social media complaining about how broke they are. 1.00
00:00:46.640 It's funny how they can say they are making it happen in one post and then the next post they are broke.
00:00:51.740 Let's take a look. There's a woman broke in Ontario. 0.99
00:00:55.060 As you guys know on this channel we play would or wouldn't.
00:00:57.760 I think this is a wouldn't for you guys. I don't think you would do it. I think this is a wouldn't.
00:01:02.140 Everybody keeps saying it's going to get better.
00:01:06.320 Not me. I don't. It's gonna get worse. Way worse.
00:01:10.320 How is it going to get better? Her economy is so fucked. 1.00
00:01:13.260 To be fair, this is one of the few women I've seen that actually looks like when women are broke and I see Botox, like her forehead's moving. She doesn't have Botox. No heavy makeup. I don't. This doesn't look like an extravagant car. 1.00
00:01:26.080 She might not have made. You know what? I bet she got student loan debt. I bet that's what got her. 1.00
00:01:31.040 Full-time job. I make $21 an hour working 40 hours a week.
00:01:37.140 I have no extra expenses. No bills. Out of my living.
00:01:43.240 I have one credit card that's max because I've lived off of it. But other than that, I don't have cable.
00:01:52.700 I haven't had cable in 10 years.
00:01:55.720 We have cell phones, but you know, that's required to live on.
00:01:59.900 But other than that, nothing extra.
00:02:04.520 On paper, my bills are $2,701.
00:02:08.500 My income is $2,710.
00:02:12.600 Do the math. $9 a month before I pay
00:02:15.680 for food,
00:02:19.380 gas,
00:02:22.360 car repairs,
00:02:24.100 any entertainment.
00:02:26.880 There's no money for that.
00:02:29.900 And my car is dying.
00:02:33.560 It's paid for. So I don't have car payments now
00:02:35.800 that I'm going to replace.
00:02:37.620 And I don't know how to do that on $9 a month.
00:02:40.500 So is it just her? I thought she said we.
00:02:42.660 She got a ma- 1.00
00:02:43.220 It's time to get with somebody.
00:02:45.820 You got to split the bills.
00:02:47.280 $9 to feed myself. $9 to buy a car.
00:02:50.420 $9 for insurance.
00:02:52.980 So at the end of the day,
00:02:54.360 this is me because I've worked
00:02:56.360 eight and a half hours a day
00:02:57.800 knowing that it's not enough.
00:02:59.900 As most of you know,
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00:04:40.940 So that it won't be enough.
00:04:42.900 Okay, let's see.
00:04:43.980 I do, she might have someone
00:04:45.420 that I have sympathy for,
00:04:47.400 maybe.
00:04:48.020 But, you know,
00:04:48.540 when we cry on the internet,
00:04:50.100 I just, you know,
00:04:50.900 you know how I feel
00:04:51.540 when she's crying,
00:04:52.360 she's lying.
00:04:54.060 Yeah, it's time to start tricking.
00:04:56.340 I won't lie to you.
00:04:57.280 It's time to go,
00:04:58.380 it's time to go find
00:04:59.300 a boyfriend, husband,
00:05:00.400 or maybe she has one.
00:05:01.840 I don't see one on the page.
00:05:03.240 Okay, next we got Fort Lauderdale.
00:05:05.300 Being poor is so humiliating
00:05:07.420 because I got a gig today
00:05:11.180 that I came to work.
00:05:13.600 Praise God.
00:05:14.680 Won't he do it?
00:05:15.460 And so when I got here,
00:05:19.280 they told us ahead of time
00:05:21.020 that we were going to have
00:05:22.040 to pay for parking
00:05:23.080 and then we get reimbursed
00:05:24.180 afterwards.
00:05:24.860 So I was like,
00:05:25.280 fine,
00:05:25.880 tell me why I show up.
00:05:28.420 Parking is $25.
00:05:29.420 I literally do not have $25.
00:05:34.540 Just paid my internet bill
00:05:36.760 and put gas in my car
00:05:39.180 to last me throughout the weekend.
00:05:41.600 So I'm short.
00:05:44.780 So I had to call my manager
00:05:46.440 and tell him that I didn't have $25.
00:05:50.960 And he said,
00:05:52.060 oh, okay, no problem.
00:05:53.700 I didn't know it was gonna be
00:05:54.420 that expensive.
00:05:54.940 I'll send someone out
00:05:56.980 to give you the $25.
00:05:58.980 So now not only does he know
00:06:01.000 I don't have $25,
00:06:02.380 but then the person he's sending out
00:06:04.540 also now knows I don't have $25.
00:06:06.960 Do I see anything expensive
00:06:08.600 on her face?
00:06:10.580 I'm actually impressed.
00:06:12.120 Usually when women say they're broke, 1.00
00:06:13.640 I see fake nails, fake hair.
00:06:15.600 I don't see anything.
00:06:16.880 Like I think her eyebrows are done,
00:06:18.720 but those could have been done
00:06:19.680 at home, right?
00:06:21.200 And tell me why the person that he sent,
00:06:24.880 I actually know this person
00:06:26.920 because I've worked with them
00:06:28.580 multiple times before.
00:06:31.020 And mortifying.
00:06:33.540 Absolutely mortifying.
00:06:36.200 Being poor is embarrassing. 1.00
00:06:38.680 Holy fucking hell. 0.99
00:06:41.160 But you know what? 0.99
00:06:42.860 We got a gig today.
00:06:44.300 So praise God, right?
00:06:48.140 Praise God.
00:06:49.000 Oh, I forgot to say.
00:06:52.240 Now, just as I was leaving,
00:06:54.780 he hit me up and was like,
00:06:56.840 you need help with that parking
00:06:58.260 again tomorrow?
00:06:59.700 I was like, yeah, man.
00:07:02.100 Times is hard.
00:07:03.600 And he gave me the money ahead of time,
00:07:05.920 which was also in front of everyone,
00:07:10.180 which was, you know,
00:07:12.340 again, humiliating.
00:07:13.640 But, you know,
00:07:16.840 is what it is.
00:07:20.800 Being poor.
00:07:21.860 I saw a tattoo,
00:07:22.940 but I mean,
00:07:23.360 she could have got those 0.86
00:07:24.180 before she was poor.
00:07:25.360 Okay, next we got
00:07:26.740 a woman is broke in her 20s.
00:07:28.580 This is what I mean.
00:07:29.740 This is what I'm talking about.
00:07:31.560 When women say they're broke 1.00
00:07:33.120 and I see fake lashes.
00:07:36.260 Do you see how this forehead
00:07:37.280 doesn't move?
00:07:37.860 That's Botox.
00:07:40.380 Braces.
00:07:40.780 Like, braces are thousands of dollars.
00:07:45.240 You know what I mean?
00:07:45.660 Like, that latest fashion,
00:07:48.820 maybe fake hair.
00:07:50.140 I don't.
00:07:50.800 So, I know it's been kind of
00:07:53.500 a running joke
00:07:54.200 that, like, I'm broke and unemployed,
00:07:55.560 but it's not a joke anymore.
00:07:56.660 Like, I'm really down so bad.
00:07:57.900 Like, I tried to buy something 0.99
00:07:58.840 for four fucking dollars. 1.00
00:08:00.780 Four dollars! 1.00
00:08:02.200 Fucking 16 quarters. 1.00
00:08:04.200 And my card declined. 0.99
00:08:07.500 I have 18 cents in there.
00:08:09.020 I don't even have a quarter in there.
00:08:10.240 Like, I don't.
00:08:11.340 And on top of that,
00:08:12.200 my middle school bully
00:08:12.920 keeps showing up in my dreams,
00:08:14.160 but last night, 1.00
00:08:14.700 I beat her ass. 1.00
00:08:16.180 She was all bruised 1.00
00:08:17.120 and black and blue 1.00
00:08:17.780 and swollen and shit, 0.99
00:08:18.840 and she was like, 0.99
00:08:19.500 I didn't know you could fight like that.
00:08:21.960 Blah, blah, blah.
00:08:22.440 And I was like, yeah,
00:08:23.120 because I don't like fighting
00:08:23.900 because I don't like to hurt people
00:08:25.020 because I'm just so wholesome
00:08:25.960 and pure, you know? 1.00
00:08:27.180 But, like, bitch, 1.00
00:08:27.880 why are you tormenting me 1.00
00:08:29.200 in my dreams?
00:08:29.860 Like, leave me alone.
00:08:30.680 Like, don't you have anything
00:08:31.420 better to do than, like, 1.00
00:08:32.540 fuck with a broke bitch? 1.00
00:08:33.680 Like, I promise you, 1.00
00:08:35.820 the universe is bullying me enough, bitch. 1.00
00:08:37.540 Like, leave me alone. 1.00
00:08:38.240 Stop making this appearance
00:08:39.240 in my dreams, please.
00:08:40.580 Hey, friends, so.
00:08:41.960 Yeah, okay.
00:08:43.220 Well, that looks like poor choices.
00:08:45.120 I mean, probably all the women 1.00
00:08:46.220 made poor choices,
00:08:47.360 but it's worse.
00:08:48.300 You broken this economy.
00:08:49.100 Okay, here we go.
00:08:50.140 All right.
00:08:50.540 Do I see fake stuff?
00:08:52.140 Um, the lashes can be cheap.
00:08:54.600 Like, those are,
00:08:56.160 but that's blonde hair. 1.00
00:08:58.480 God damn it, guys. 0.99
00:09:00.340 Yeah, I don't even blame you. 1.00
00:09:01.340 Bitch, I'm not judging no nothing 1.00
00:09:02.640 because it's hard as fuck out here, bitch. 1.00
00:09:04.480 Shit ain't how it used to be no more. 1.00
00:09:06.160 Bitch, you cannot get no one bedroom 1.00
00:09:07.660 for $400 no more, bitch. 1.00
00:09:09.400 And if you can't... 1.00
00:09:10.520 Wow, that sounds amazing.
00:09:11.860 One bedroom for $400.
00:09:13.540 Yeah, you can't.
00:09:14.480 She's right. 1.00
00:09:14.800 You found one, bitch. 1.00
00:09:15.520 You know what? 1.00
00:09:15.900 That is really true.
00:09:16.740 The last few years, I do,
00:09:18.460 I do think housing has gone up a lot,
00:09:21.120 like, um, rent
00:09:22.900 since when I first got out of school.
00:09:25.000 Pretty sure it's the back of a dumpster
00:09:26.740 because I know for a fact 0.99
00:09:28.240 you're not getting shit 0.99
00:09:28.920 with no $400 a month. 1.00
00:09:30.080 That shit at least 1.00
00:09:30.920 starting at fucking $1,200, bitch. 1.00
00:09:32.900 Yeah, that's about right. 1.00
00:09:34.240 Like, they don't get me started 0.99
00:09:36.040 on the fucking car notes. 0.99
00:09:37.800 Some people out here 1.00
00:09:38.660 paying $700 fucking dollars. 1.00
00:09:41.100 They stupid, ain't they? 1.00
00:09:42.600 It's just like 1.00
00:09:43.380 everywhere you fucking turn 0.98
00:09:44.600 it's bills, bills, bills, bills, bills, bills, bills, bills, bills, bills. 1.00
00:09:48.620 Bitch, can we get a remiss, bitch? 1.00
00:09:50.580 I'm sick of this. 1.00
00:09:51.800 Bitch, phone bill. 1.00
00:09:53.320 Then you gotta eat. 1.00
00:09:54.240 And then if you don't got food stamps,
00:09:55.540 oh, Lord Jesus, 1.00
00:09:56.940 your life is fucked, bitch, 1.00
00:09:58.680 because I can't get food stamps. 1.00
00:09:59.800 I don't have no kids.
00:10:01.540 You feel me?
00:10:02.460 And, oh, Lord Jesus.
00:10:06.040 Food stamps.
00:10:07.160 If you not trapping, scamming,
00:10:10.460 or a business owner, 1.00
00:10:11.840 bitch, you not, 1.00
00:10:12.580 you not getting nowhere. 1.00
00:10:14.040 I'ma just be honest with you.
00:10:15.480 You not, you not getting nowhere.
00:10:17.480 Wow.
00:10:18.140 Cooked.
00:10:18.860 Yeah, and so that's why
00:10:19.960 this is gonna funnel into prostitution. 1.00
00:10:22.160 In our lifetime,
00:10:22.920 it is gonna be insane
00:10:24.400 how normalized prostitution gets.
00:10:27.280 It's already pretty normalized
00:10:28.980 with OnlyFans,
00:10:30.560 but it's gonna get crazy
00:10:31.740 when it starts seeping
00:10:32.720 into upper middle class America.
00:10:34.900 It's gonna be normal
00:10:35.580 because not only do women 1.00
00:10:36.860 do it for money,
00:10:37.880 they also do it
00:10:38.480 for the love of the game.
00:10:39.520 So buckle up, folks.
00:10:41.040 It's gonna be a long five years.
00:10:42.660 Like the video on your way out
00:10:43.780 and subscribe to the channel.
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00:10:46.100 and I'll see you guys next time.
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