Pearl - November 13, 2025


Modern Women Describe What Their Perfect Man Is

Mentioned
Michael Corleone
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Episode Stats


Length

8 minutes

Words per minute

177.16

Word count

1,471

Sentence count

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Harmful content

Misogyny

18

sentences flagged

Toxicity

10

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Hate speech

8

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Summary

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In this episode, we react to women talking about the perfect man and what they are looking for in a potential husband. Do you think a man like that exists? Is it even possible to find a perfect man?

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 would you guys rather have good gluck gluck or good food like she can cook and almost all the 0.98
00:00:05.020 guys said gluck gluck 9000 it's no wonder women go so hard sexually what up guys welcome to my
00:00:10.720 reaction series so today we are going to react to women talking about the perfect man let's see what
00:00:17.520 these ladies have to say what are they saying is the perfect man does the perfect man exist 1.00
00:00:23.040 my perfect man does not make me screenshot every notification that i get on my phone and send to
00:00:30.260 him oh you've been hurt oh yeah are you bringing a guest perfect man probably won't make me screenshot
00:00:41.280 every social media i get and send it to him no even though there are guys that hitting me up but i
00:00:46.940 don't respond to that translation i want to market myself to other men and still date you but
00:00:53.000 actively be marketing myself to other people that's not in my game plan no no so do we think
00:00:58.800 that like since you think he's a perfect man are you guys gonna kiss oh god
00:01:02.240 i don't even know his name to be honest i really don't like that one oh he was cute they would
00:01:09.460 have been a cute couple but he was like red flag no thank you all right um all right let's see what
00:01:16.320 this woman says richie rich the family i don't have unreasonable expectations i just want a man with
00:01:21.540 all right here we go i don't have unreasonable now mind you this is a five maybe even a 4.5
00:01:27.520 with the voice well expectations i just want a man with the humor of ryan reynolds the swagger
00:01:32.400 of trunks the wealth of richie rich the family values of michael corleone totally realistic
00:01:37.840 but men would you combine to create your perfect man drop it in a comment this is the thing i just
00:01:43.060 don't get maturity from these women i don't i don't know my age millennial women we just are not 0.99
00:01:51.760 going into the dating market mature because we've just never had life kick us in the ass 0.98
00:01:57.560 men don't mind older women if we've been like trained up a little bit like you know what i mean 0.99
00:02:03.000 um it's kind of like you get a young employee that you can train perfectly but it's still more of a gamble
00:02:09.320 because they're young where if you have another woman and i'm not i'm not trying to cope here i'm
00:02:14.380 just trying to i i could see how men see it this way that's been trained up she's had some good 0.99
00:02:19.940 previous owners that trained her really well some men um ought like are okay with even children at
00:02:27.340 times even the age at times but the challenge is even when we get old we just do not like it's just
00:02:34.100 very obvious we haven't studied men at all i'm not trying my perfect man not mine hers okay i'm
00:02:40.240 reading a list by the way look at that oh my god yeah we have the and the thing is she's this is a
00:02:47.620 four a three taller than her six feet two to three years oh wait this is the other woman so this is 0.99
00:02:55.120 the woman holding the camera okay well i guess she's got oh i guess you know maybe she got it okay
00:03:00.820 wait i don't know who it is so i mean woman behind the camera has better choice than this woman but 0.95
00:03:06.000 let's see
00:03:06.820 okay
00:03:09.420 okay taller than her six feet two to three years older than me but that's too little for her now
00:03:18.400 we do not meet on social media in caps say it louder preferably born in armenia respectful
00:03:25.940 this is my favorite line so far toxic but has a soft spot
00:03:30.840 that's true
00:03:34.220 potentially stable not a hobo graduated high school not a dropout or is currently in high 0.97
00:03:40.820 school to become something babe that's i wrote that a hunger
00:03:44.000 okay fit good style mainly speaks armenian with me very overprotective you're gonna regret that for
00:03:52.340 the rest of your life oh girlfriends comes from good family does good again it's we're demanding
00:04:00.580 a lot and offering very little other than looks you know we don't really have traditional and the
00:04:06.900 challenge is men don't even really have a need for a traditional wife as much i mean i i've spoken to
00:04:12.820 and interviewed high earning men about what they want and to be honest the reason women sell sexuality 1.00
00:04:18.660 is because to the top men which is who women want it i mean they can uber eats they can afford food 0.98
00:04:25.140 they don't really care as much about cooking you know it's more of how you can make them feel and 0.94
00:04:29.940 they feel a lot better with that poonanny and tits i did this interview in london i said would you guys 0.91
00:04:35.460 rather have good gluck gluck or good um food like she can cook and almost all the guys said gluck gluck 0.99
00:04:43.060 nine thousand it's no wonder women go so hard sexually in school wears watch or bracelets not 1.00
00:04:49.860 too cocky or show off veiny and muscular arms and hands in control but not controlling can't be
00:04:58.580 brown hair not too long or not curly a good nose good skin has a future deal with it
00:05:06.420 want to live in our own home oh i have to be his big sponsor doesn't use social media too much
00:05:16.500 category now needs to know how to read and write in armenian would prefer if he knew how to speak russian
00:05:24.340 can be out 24 7 good hygiene responds fast
00:05:28.500 this never ends wow but we hate the men that respond we don't even know what we want that's
00:05:36.340 oh that's the crazy thing about us okay let's see let's see what's next women describe we read this one 0.63
00:05:42.340 or we watch this one let's see all right let's see this lady all right she's at least thin i appreciate 1.00
00:05:49.540 being thin okay ladies be careful about marrying the man that's perfect on paper you meet a man with a 0.99
00:05:57.220 great job established and has a great career you find him very attractive he thinks long term
00:06:03.780 wants a family and to settle down you guys share the same core values and even your family and friends 1.00
00:06:10.980 like him a lot so why wouldn't you marry him because he's boring he sucks he's terrible in bed he's a 1.00
00:06:18.820 narcissist he's a little women just make up words a bit controlling which you'll find out after you 1.00
00:06:26.180 marry him you're actually not compatible at all and you realize that all the things that you listen
00:06:31.220 there are certain men that use money to make up for their inability to attract women um like they're
00:06:37.620 just not because women really care about your behaviors and how socially calibrated you are it's 1.00
00:06:42.820 that what we're biologically designed to pick for um there are men and that's why you see a lot
00:06:47.700 of guys trying to obfuscate that by um you know they they want to push money so they don't have to do the
00:06:53.460 work of being charming and some men don't have charming in them they don't have it so that's
00:06:57.860 their only choice um and that's when you see them kind of getting mad when they're like oh like she
00:07:04.260 didn't do what i wanted um and unfortunately i don't say this with a happy heart we're like messed
00:07:11.540 up in the head but you the game you know you got to learn game that's just part of it in 2025 that you
00:07:18.900 want women can make her own money now i mean obviously we go into debt and it runs out 1.00
00:07:24.260 eventually but in our prime years we don't need your money we need our you we need your money when
00:07:28.580 we're old and used partner was not enough who he is on paper is perfect but who he is as a person
00:07:37.220 is terrible he lacks emotional intelligence common sense empathy he doesn't acknowledge your love
00:07:44.580 language so ladies yeah oh my gosh you want a guy that acknowledges your love language i think women 1.00
00:07:51.060 just make stuff up like mumbo jumbo so we can be upset as much as we should care how a man is on paper
00:07:57.300 you should read the fine print to figure out who he really is behind all the facade all right guys um
00:08:03.460 what did you think about these women's description of the perfect man did you agree did you disagree
00:08:08.420 did you think it was crazy let me know what you think in the comments and put your ratings for the
00:08:12.740 women below like the video and i'll see you next time 1.00