Pearl - November 14, 2025


Meet The ABSOLUTE PORKERS (Fat Women) Who Just Love Eating


Episode Stats

Length

9 minutes

Words per Minute

167.77457

Word Count

1,548

Sentence Count

200

Misogynist Sentences

15

Hate Speech Sentences

5


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Transcript

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00:00:00.000 Would it be nice to lose some weight? Sure. Do I want to? Sure. Am I going to put in the work? No.
00:00:05.620 So, I mean, I can't complain. So, if any of y'all...
00:00:08.080 That's the realest thing she said the whole video.
00:00:12.800 What up, guys? Welcome to my reaction series. So, there's not a lot of things that women can do
00:00:17.500 better than men. But one thing that women always seem to do, outdo men on, is eating. Women can
00:00:25.600 absolutely out-eat men. So, let's see what these ladies are saying. Okay. So, I just made a video
00:00:31.620 about not being able to fit in my wedding gown anymore. And I think this is so important to
00:00:36.660 normalize gaining weight after you get married. And you need to hear it from the horse's mouth.
00:00:41.320 A lot of times, the conservatives, the Michael Knowles of the world, say it's okay for women
00:00:45.780 to gain weight. They have kids. We're not having kids. My grandma had nine kids. She can gain a
00:00:50.320 little weight. My other grandma, 13. Us, today, we're having one, maybe two. I lost so much weight
00:00:55.440 for the big day. And when I tried it on, it did not fit. And that's okay. I'm married.
00:01:01.740 My husband loves me. I love my husband. And girls... You guys got to stop putting up with
00:01:06.100 this shit. If you cannot fit in your wedding dress, if you have gained weight, who cares?
00:01:11.620 It's 2023. Let's be better people. Let's work on ourselves and just have fun.
00:01:16.940 Hi, friends. So, this is me on my wedding day about a month ago and then a few days later
00:01:21.880 on our honeymoon. And this is me now. Since the wedding, I've gained almost 15 pounds.
00:01:28.360 Holy crap. In a month? You guys have to remember, do you know how bad you have to eat
00:01:32.820 to gain 15 pounds in a month? This is not something that happens overnight. That's 35,000 calories. No,
00:01:42.060 no, that's more. I think that's like 40 or 50,000 calories. That means... So, if your maintenance
00:01:47.340 is 2,000, that means you would have had to have eaten like 1,000 over every single day.
00:01:54.320 Like, weight isn't lost easily and it's not gained easily. So, oh my gosh, that is just
00:02:01.380 so bad. In a month.
00:02:03.660 And even though there's something wrong with that, I just want to feel good again.
00:02:07.080 There's something wrong with that.
00:02:08.180 Feel more confident. And to be honest, I'd really love for all my clothes to fit again
00:02:12.980 so I don't have to spend money on an entire new wardrobe. Follow along for the next 90 days
00:02:18.280 to see how, with the help of the Shred, I get my pre-wedding body back.
00:02:22.880 Okay. Dear God. God help us.
00:02:28.560 She's beautiful there.
00:02:29.680 80 pounds. Oh my gosh. That's not good. We got to stop normalizing.
00:02:42.600 Look, and I'm not saying you got to... I'll give you 20 pounds in the first five years
00:02:46.620 if you keep it at 20, but it never stops there. It never stops there. It's always more. It's one
00:02:53.660 thing. If he bought her at this weight, that's okay. Some men, they're chubby chasers. They can't
00:02:59.020 do better. Like, it's just, it is what it is. Um, but this is, this is fraud. That's fraud.
00:03:11.400 Fraud. That's fraudulent. And by the way, I think I've heard some guys say they want to get
00:03:16.740 a chubby girl to lose weight. It's like, why would she stay with you? I'm not trying to be rude,
00:03:22.460 but why would the girl stay with you if you bought her?
00:03:25.100 I don't care how long. She's, I mean, not beautiful, but really cute.
00:03:36.060 As long as I'm with. Ugly. Sub five.
00:03:39.640 If you, I've got a smile on my face. Save your tears.
00:03:48.720 And that's the thing. Women always, okay. I like how she's married and she's still putting
00:03:53.160 her boobs out. Ma'am. But yeah, this is not.
00:04:02.620 That I've been using my grief as a crutch and excuse. Yeah. It's not an excuse, you know?
00:04:07.880 And this is the, this is the challenge with women. Every time something bad happens to us,
00:04:12.340 we think it's okay to just like let her, you know, it's part of life. Bad shit does happen in life.
00:04:19.220 Um, but it's how you respond to it. And men tend to use their pain as a way to like become better.
00:04:29.320 And we have the ability to do this too, because we do it all the time with like, um,
00:04:36.060 when we get broken up with, but for some reason, any other way, we just eat after marriage.
00:04:53.980 Not good. Not good at all. All right. Let's see.
00:04:58.760 Guys, I used to really like hate, like when I got married, I thought that I just don't mind my bags.
00:05:07.260 My husband's, okay. Rewind. Bruh. My eyes have bags because my husband's in Dallas getting the CDL
00:05:14.260 and I haven't been sleeping right because it's hard to sleep. But anyways, back to what I was saying.
00:05:18.020 I used to hate my body so much after I got married because I used to be a, um, look,
00:05:26.780 I used to be, um, a size three, four. So I was like a size 26, 27 in pants. And now I'm a size 10 y'all 10, 11.
00:05:36.900 Like I got big, but honestly, like, I don't know. I, I kind of not used to it. It ain't that bad anymore.
00:05:46.140 Her husband makes good money. Look at that kitchen.
00:05:49.380 I've come to like with the terms that it's happy weight. And like whenever I was in my other.
00:05:55.280 Oh my gosh. Relationship. Like I got real skinny.
00:05:58.480 Yeah. Her other relationships were men she actually liked. Cause here's the problem.
00:06:02.680 The men we like and the men we're attracted to, we hate that we love alphas. We hate it.
00:06:08.400 We're like, he's got all these standards. Oh, this sucks. We hate that we love them. We really do.
00:06:14.840 Wasn't happy. Just stressing all the time.
00:06:17.540 And now she's dating a guy with no standards.
00:06:19.380 People won't ever tell her anything.
00:06:21.900 Life or nobody, but I gained this weight y'all from, I'm gonna have to pop a picture of how skinny I used to be.
00:06:29.360 Oh my gosh. Oh, she was cute. Damn.
00:06:33.380 Now in two years, but like, I'm just telling y'all, don't worry about it.
00:06:37.180 Like it is what it is. You don't need to be super skinny to be pretty. You don't need to be
00:06:41.620 whatever. And I know that some people, they may be like, oh, you're not even fat. You're not skinny.
00:06:46.580 You are fat. 30. I mean, that's probably 40% body fat.
00:06:50.740 When you go from this to this, that's a big change. You know how much clothes I've had to buy?
00:06:55.520 Do you know how bad you have to eat to do that? This is not something that happens overnight. This is something.
00:07:02.520 Yeah.
00:07:03.360 How much money I've had to spend just to get new clothes, bruh. I ain't even trying no more.
00:07:09.520 Would it be nice to lose some weight? Sure. Do I want to? Sure. Am I going to put in the work? No.
00:07:16.440 So, I mean, I can't complain. So if any of y'all.
00:07:20.740 That's, that's the realest thing. She said the whole video.
00:07:23.160 I feel like you're not happy with.
00:07:26.040 I can't complain.
00:07:27.320 Am I going to put in the work? No, at least she's honest.
00:07:30.020 Or how things fit you or you're growing too big or whatever the heck. Like you'll be okay.
00:07:38.060 It's all right. It's okay to be a little different and to look a little different.
00:07:41.880 No, you're not different. You're the same. This is the average American woman.
00:07:44.800 Different or whatever.
00:07:46.520 And Hispanic if we're going to be honest.
00:07:48.020 Two years.
00:07:48.580 Blow up.
00:07:49.780 After marriage.
00:07:51.380 Yeah.
00:07:51.900 Whew.
00:07:52.140 Whew.
00:07:53.000 That's 40 pounds a year. That's bad.
00:07:56.660 Let me, let me grok this. Okay.
00:07:58.560 How many, how many calories over do you have to eat to gain 40 pounds in two years?
00:08:12.280 140,000 calories above your maintenance.
00:08:15.400 One pound of fat is 3,500 calories.
00:08:17.780 40 pounds.
00:08:18.880 Two years is 730 days.
00:08:21.340 The daily surplus needed.
00:08:23.120 That means every day she would have had to have eaten 200 calories over.
00:08:28.500 Wow. That's actually not as much over it.
00:08:31.220 But do you know what happens?
00:08:32.200 I found when I gained weight, it, what, what kills you is the days you go super over.
00:08:37.240 Cause you can maintain, maintain, maintain.
00:08:39.080 And then one night you might go out drinking and then you don't do the deficit after.
00:08:42.920 That's, that's where I think most people get really killed.
00:08:46.080 Anyways.
00:08:46.940 Um, that was real.
00:08:48.240 That was honestly real.
00:08:49.320 I kind of liked hers the best cause she's accepting it, but, um, I don't encourage that,
00:08:54.180 but there's nothing I can say.
00:08:56.180 So stay fat, um, enjoy early death and keep on going.
00:09:00.500 I guess, um, 40 pounds.
00:09:02.760 She's probably just going to keep going.
00:09:04.060 It's going to be 60 in two years.
00:09:06.620 So anyways, guys, let me know what you think in the comments.
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