Pearl - Modern Women Regret Their Tattoos

00:00:00.000 I see more tattoos on mids than I do on hot women. 1.00

00:00:03.780 Today's modern women are the most selfish women on the planet. 1.00

00:00:08.480 It's all about me, me, me, my, my, my, my feelings. 0.99

00:00:13.240 It's their happiness above all else.

00:00:15.700 This limits their ability to be able to see the consequences of their own actions down the road.

00:00:21.040 What is the most visible way to tell if a modern woman has that mindset? 1.00

00:00:25.340 Well, tattoos.

00:00:26.500 Today, we're going to look at more modern women that regret their tattoos. 1.00

00:00:31.940 I wish I listened to people when they said I would regret getting fine line tattoos over the years.

00:00:37.780 Because at first I was like, no, they're so cute.

00:00:40.400 They're so fun, whatever.

00:00:41.680 And the past year I started really liking the traditional stuff more.

00:00:44.980 But I have all of these that are just daint.

00:00:48.400 Yeah, see again, all of our beliefs are right now.

00:00:51.860 So she likes the traditional stuff for now, right now, at this moment.

00:00:57.860 We're not lying.

00:00:59.980 We just meant it when we said it, right?

00:01:02.840 That's the, like, men are like, why do women say things like that? 0.75

00:01:05.780 Well, we meant it at the time.

00:01:07.200 We felt like it was true.

00:01:09.020 They're cute.

00:01:10.000 They're very cutesy.

00:01:11.040 But they're just not my thing anymore.

00:01:13.400 So I just had to book a bunch of appointments to get all of these reworked and or covered.

00:01:18.820 It's like, I just wish I waited until I knew the style that I wanted.

00:01:24.520 But it could be worse.

00:01:25.620 It could be, like, if I had bolder tattoos and then wanted to get dainty, that would be pretty much impossible.

00:01:31.380 So at least this is possible.

00:01:33.820 But I just, I wish I waited.

00:01:36.260 That's all.

00:01:37.220 Take the L.

00:01:39.120 That's an L. 1.00

00:01:40.040 Eat it, you know.

00:01:41.000 You got to eat it.

00:01:41.660 So here's another one.

00:01:42.780 Got another chica here. 1.00

00:01:44.000 I mean, this is like a, again, these are sixes.

00:01:46.900 Now, a lot of times, sixes have the tendency.

00:01:49.760 I see more tattoos on mids than I do on hot women. 1.00

00:01:53.540 Because mids, we don't get the attention from being hot, right? 0.96

00:01:56.920 We're just, ah, it's like, you'll never be, you'll only be the center of attention in the country or in a room full of fat women. 0.99

00:02:04.760 So maybe if you go to a fat convention or maybe you go into some nursing home. 0.51

00:02:09.320 But, like, if you're a mid in general, someone's always going to be hotter. 0.99

00:02:14.020 And so the way they, we, you know, we kind of, the mids tend to get around this is a lot of tattoos, strong political beliefs.

00:02:21.260 Like, there's something else that mids have a tendency to go for because we can't make money off of our look.

00:02:28.700 Sometimes it's being productive, but that's the exception, not the rule, right?

00:02:32.200 Most women are not. 1.00

00:02:33.360 Not all.

00:02:34.000 Not all, a lot of women aren't productive out there. 1.00

00:02:36.680 How well, safer YouTube, a lot of men too, I guess, totally.

00:02:41.100 But, yeah, so that's where the tattoos come in.

00:02:44.080 It's more attention to me, right?

00:02:46.000 People who regret their tattoos and the people who regret their tattoos only, okay?

00:02:50.060 If you don't regret your tattoos, go away.

00:02:51.700 I want to laser them off so badly. 0.63

00:02:58.500 This is a scorpion because I'm a scorpio, if you couldn't tell. 0.92

00:03:04.180 That's a dagger.

00:03:05.440 Who knows why?

00:03:06.940 That's an 11-11, which I think I'm going to keep because it's a matching tattoo with my friends. 0.96

00:03:10.640 And then I have one on the back of my neck, which is so fucking blown out. 0.98

00:03:13.060 It looks disgusting. 0.99

00:03:14.520 And I just hate all of them.

00:03:15.840 And if you've ever gotten your tattoos lasered off, is it worth it?

00:03:18.600 How much does it cost?

00:03:19.680 Is it painful?

00:03:20.660 I want to know.

00:03:21.780 I don't know.

00:03:22.140 I've never had one.

00:03:23.520 Couldn't tell you, Chica. 1.00

00:03:26.120 I just got the worst fucking tattoo. 0.99

00:03:30.480 I got my cell phone from Mac Miller and I told her I wanted it 2x3 size. 1.00

00:03:35.440 She tattooed the fucking 2x3. 1.00

00:03:39.140 How do I fix that? 1.00

00:03:41.060 I'm crying.

00:03:43.640 That's called an L, ladies. 1.00

00:03:45.580 Yeah, you can't fix it.

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00:05:27.220 Now, apparently this one's a long one, but a good one.

00:05:29.660 Since we've been on the topic of my sleeve, and it's been two years since I initially talked about it, and we've come a long way since then, let's talk about my bad tattoo.

00:05:35.560 A lot of people don't know that my sleeve is actually a full cover-up.

00:05:37.560 All I used to have is some of the sticker tattoos, the fine line tattoos.

00:05:39.440 On my 22nd birthday, I really wanted a bigger tattoo.

00:05:41.080 I'm really into houseplants and tropical plants and stuff, so that was kind of my goal.

00:05:43.200 Sorry, my dogs are loud in the morning.

00:05:43.900 This is kind of what I initially asked for.

00:05:45.240 I went to my friends, and I was like, where do you guys get your tattoos done?

00:05:47.080 Because they have really nice...

00:05:47.860 I tried heatless...

00:05:48.620 Oh, my gosh.

00:05:49.100 Since we've been on the topic of...

00:05:49.660 TikTok, man.

00:05:52.160 Hold on.

00:05:52.780 So, it's unfortunate, because she was probably a strong seven back in the day.

00:05:57.080 I'm going to give her...

00:05:57.600 Why not?

00:05:57.940 I am a little partial to blondes. 1.00

00:06:00.520 I think the blonde women are the most beautiful, but, you know, I mean, you can tell she's a 1.00

00:06:07.080 washed-up six, but, like, I think she was probably pretty hot in her early 20s. 1.00

00:06:11.740 That's, like, what I have dealt with before.

00:06:13.880 Brought my mom with me, and we go and sit down in his chair, and we wait for two hours.

00:06:20.840 Finally comes back, and he's like, can you kind of show me what you want?

00:06:23.280 And I was like, in my head, I'm like, I already did, but okay, we'll go over it again.

00:06:27.700 So, then he goes back to the other room and starts drawing something up on paper.

00:06:30.020 Brings me on paper, and I'm like, yeah, cool, that looks pretty similar to what I was thinking.

00:06:32.180 And so, then he takes, like, these...

00:06:33.140 They almost look like Sharpies to me, and now that I have gotten other tattoos, I've learned

00:06:35.220 that that's, like, not unusual at the time.

00:06:36.180 I was like, what?

00:06:36.600 But he starts kind of drawing on me, and from my vantage point, I was like, yeah, that looks,

00:06:39.180 you know, pretty cool.

00:06:39.560 And he was like, I'm going to add some more leads here, and I'm going to add this here.

00:06:42.340 He was really talking it up, like, yeah, I got this, no big deal.

00:06:43.620 So, he starts kind of, like, on the back of my arm, and is, like, working his way around.

00:06:46.420 And so, I couldn't really see exactly what he was doing, but I was dumb, and I just, like,

00:06:49.380 trusted the process.

00:06:50.040 Eventually, he starts working, like, on my shoulder and the front of my arm, which ended

00:06:51.800 up being the worst part of the entire tattoo.

00:06:53.260 He starts to do this, like, big monstera leaf, like, right on my shoulder.

00:06:55.200 Then a big, like, deep line right on the center of my arm going down.

00:06:58.320 I kind of stopped him, and asked, like, oh, like, I kind of wanted, like, smaller pieces.

00:07:01.100 And he was like, yeah, but I want to add some, like, bigger pieces, and then do some

00:07:03.100 smaller pieces around it, so it doesn't look so awkward.

00:07:04.660 And I'm like, okay, well, maybe my idea looks awkward.

00:07:13.620 I don't know what you're talking about.

00:07:14.140 I'm a professional.

00:07:14.540 I know what I'm talking about.

00:07:15.160 Also, I want to say my mom kept telling me it looked good, and I was like, okay, well,

00:07:17.280 you know, maybe I'm not seeing the vision quite yet.

00:07:18.680 Anyway, the last piece was that line, and he was, like, digging into my skin, going back

00:07:21.820 and forth, back and forth, back and forth, like, I'm talking a long time, and I have

00:07:24.200 a really high pain tolerance.

00:07:24.900 At the time he was, like, done with that line, I was, like, trembling.

00:07:26.680 And also, this took 11 hours.

00:07:28.340 Once you see the tattoo, you're going to be like, that took 11 hours, girl, like, what?

00:07:30.280 So, then he starts, like, working his way down, and he put a leaf, like, right on my, like,

00:07:33.440 elbow ditch area, and it just wasn't looking good.

00:07:35.480 So, I ended up saying, like, I have to stop.

00:07:36.620 Like, this is so painful, and I'm just, like, not seeing it come together, you know?

00:07:38.420 And I get up, and I see the tattoo, and I want to cry.

00:07:39.880 Like, it looks horrible.

00:07:41.140 He could kind of tell that I wasn't, like, super into it, so he was like, well, I'm not

00:07:43.060 done.

00:07:43.360 Like, I want you to come back tomorrow, and we can finish it, and you'll see the full

00:07:45.040 vision, and I was like, I'm not coming back tomorrow.

00:07:46.760 Like, I didn't tell him that, but I was like, okay, yeah, sure.

00:07:48.560 In my head, I'm like, I have ruined my body.

00:07:49.820 Like, what am I going to do?

00:07:50.540 I immediately texted him, and I was like, hey, like, I'm not coming back tomorrow.

00:07:52.840 Sorry.

00:07:53.060 I also want to include that I did pay him for the session, which was insanely expensive

00:07:55.340 for what I got.

00:07:55.860 Without further ado, I will show you the tattoo.

00:07:57.480 This was the front that I was talking about.

00:07:59.820 Oh.

00:08:02.620 That thick, thick line down the center is what I was talking about, how he just kept going

00:08:04.820 back and forth, back and forth, and you can see how red my skin is.

00:08:06.500 Like, I do get red, so that's not a deal.

00:08:07.620 But, oh my gosh, guys, this was horrible.

00:08:09.280 In the video about this before, people were like, it's not that bad.

00:08:10.520 But I also want to say, aesthetically, it's horrible, but also, technically, it was so bad.

00:08:13.640 Like, the way he scarred my skin, I still have scars from it after 12 rounds of laser

00:08:17.180 tattoo removal.

00:08:17.720 This was the underneath, and you can see that I stopped him.

00:08:20.020 Oh, God.

00:08:20.980 Like, when he was working his way around, like, I think back there was supposed to be another

00:08:23.520 leaf, and I just was like, please stop.

00:08:24.560 I also want to point out that this leaf at the bottom by my elbow ditch was not even a

00:08:26.840 complete leaf.

00:08:27.120 Like, you can't totally see it there.

00:08:28.560 That doesn't even connect, and there was no, like, point on the leaf.

00:08:30.280 Also, I think this leaf was supposed to be an elephant ear, and to me, it just looks like

00:08:32.220 a woman's part. 0.99

00:08:33.560 After that, I wore long sleeves almost every single day for a good year, because I had to wait at

00:08:36.960 minimum four months to start getting laser, but then obviously laser is gradual, and each

00:08:39.740 session, it's six to eight weeks.

00:08:40.840 Yeah, I say invest in all, everything that you can invest in should be incumbent on women 1.00

00:08:49.620 making bad decisions, right?

00:08:51.560 Like, if I was going to, I'm not really an investor, so actually, you know, you guys could

00:08:54.960 really take this or leave it, women talking about things they don't know. 0.99

00:08:57.900 But if it were me, if it were me, I really, it would be cat food, box wine, tattoo removal.

00:09:05.540 I don't know if there's a tattoo removal company.

00:09:07.440 I'd buy a share.

00:09:08.640 I really would.

00:09:09.400 I know the stock market's down right now.

00:09:11.020 It's a perfect time.

00:09:12.360 Everything that's like women, bad decision, Botox companies, whatever the health substance 1.00

00:09:17.560 is, and convincing us we're young forever.

00:09:20.300 You can imagine how long that took, and how long I was living with this tattoo.

00:09:22.280 I got married with the tattoo on.

00:09:23.120 I had to cover it with makeup, which actually turned out okay.

00:09:24.580 Like, it looked like I didn't have a tattoo.

00:09:25.500 It was something that I was so insecure about.

00:09:26.920 I also felt like people were gaslighting me, because they were like, I would show them,

00:09:28.420 and I would be like, it's horrible, and they were like, it's not that bad.

00:09:29.720 Anyway, this video's getting really long.

00:09:30.540 If you want to know more in-depth, as, like, I went, I was taking videos of my laser tattoo process.

00:09:33.700 Like, I went more in-depth about everything that happened.

00:09:35.260 I have an entire playlist on it.

00:09:36.300 I have the whole process of me getting the tattoo cover-up.

00:09:38.240 Oh, that's brutal.

00:09:40.580 Brutal.

00:09:41.020 It's so big, too.

00:09:42.620 Okay, we got the last.

00:09:43.380 I think this is the other one.

00:09:45.500 Hey.

00:09:45.680 Yeah, so here's her taking this L. 1.00

00:09:49.060 She at least has a good attitude about it, you know?

00:09:51.740 She's not bitter or whatever.

00:09:53.880 Hey, quit getting these tattoos.

00:09:55.700 They age like milk.

00:09:56.900 I will show you what to get instead.

00:09:59.820 Don't piss me off, okay?

00:10:01.500 These finger tattoos in between?

00:10:04.140 No.

00:10:04.900 The money you will spend to get those touched up alone is enough reason to not do it.

00:10:08.960 Get something like this instead.

00:10:11.460 Now, I know over the knuckle, you can have the same kind of issues with fallout.

00:10:14.400 Yeah, she didn't learn her lesson, did she?

00:10:18.120 But you're looking at-

00:10:18.960 We're not men, right?

00:10:20.300 Men can get tattoos, and the women are like, woo, you know? 1.00

00:10:24.340 But it's, you know, it's like we always try to be the-

00:10:28.200 Like, the attractive qualities in men, we try to be.

00:10:32.160 So whatever we're attracted to in men, we just have a tendency to do. 0.54

00:10:35.900 And the men are like, that's disgusting, you know?

00:10:38.540 So I'm sure-

00:10:39.700 I bet if I saw her fiancé, he's got a tattoo sleeve, right?

00:10:43.280 She's into guys with tattoos.

00:10:46.360 However, the men-

00:10:48.040 I mean, some guys like it because it signals easy, right?

00:10:52.500 Like, when guys aren't looking for long-term.

00:10:55.400 And, you know, some guys are into that.

00:10:56.940 I'm not here to tell men what they should or shouldn't like.

00:10:58.960 You can tell me what you guys like in the comments.

00:11:00.620 But in general, men aren't dying to date women with sleeves, right?

00:11:05.700 They're usually more into, like, small, cute tattoos.

00:11:09.440 Nothing crazy.

00:11:09.900 I have one, two touch-ups instead of 100,000 white tattoos.

00:11:13.820 They always look vivid when you first get them, and then they turn this yellow color.

00:11:16.760 Pretty much every time.

00:11:17.580 They rarely look good.

00:11:19.360 This is what we're going to do. 0.96

00:11:20.280 You don't want black? 1.00

00:11:21.000 That's fine.

00:11:21.440 We can do brown ink.

00:11:22.180 We can do blue ink.

00:11:23.000 We can do red ink.

00:11:23.800 We can do a gray wash that's not as dark as black. 0.52

00:11:26.200 Just please stop getting white.

00:11:28.820 Also, side note, white tattoo ink doesn't hurt more than black or any other color.

00:11:32.240 It's just usually the last thing you do in a tattoo, so everybody thinks it hurts worse.

00:11:35.860 Moving on.

00:11:36.700 Same with the side of the fingers.

00:11:37.940 The side of your foot. 0.94

00:11:40.020 You might as well throw your money directly into the garbage can.

00:11:42.560 Just do the top of your foot instead.

00:11:44.560 I know it hurts a little bit more, but I guarantee you it's worth it.

00:11:48.940 And finally, the most common mistake I see when people get tattoos is they go too small.

00:11:53.320 The ink is going to spread in your skin over the years, and your lettering is going to 1.00

00:11:57.240 close up and look like a blob.

00:11:59.380 Instead, I'll refer to this photo again.

00:12:01.040 You don't want to do lettering too much smaller than this.

00:12:03.720 Now, there are exceptions to these rules if you're going to someone who specializes in

00:12:06.980 fine line and knows that that can hold up over time.

00:12:10.040 Cool, but make sure you check that portfolio and that they are capable of doing that.

00:12:13.920 Let me know if you have any of these tattoos, if you regret...

00:12:16.220 Yeah, so, I mean, women are going to keep getting these. 1.00

00:12:21.480 I can't remember.

00:12:22.360 I'd have to bring Erin Clary back, but the percentage of women with five or more tattoos 1.00

00:12:26.120 is crazy.

00:12:27.140 So, your future wife will probably have one.

00:12:29.600 You might as well accept it now and hope she gets, you know, a butterfly tattoo and not

00:12:34.560 a sleeve.

00:12:35.400 Let me know what you guys think in the comments.

00:12:37.060 Please like the video on your way out and subscribe, and I will see you guys tomorrow.

00:12:40.920 Bye-bye.

00:12:41.300 Bye-bye.

Pearl - April 16, 2025

Modern Women Regret Their Tattoos

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