Pearl - April 16, 2025Modern Women Regret Their Tattoos
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Today we re looking at Modern Women Who Regret Their Tattoos. I see more tattoos on modern women than I do on hot women. Today s modern women are the most selfish women on the planet. It s their happiness above all else, which limits their ability to see the consequences of their actions down the road. What is the most visible way to tell if a modern woman has that mindset? Well, tattoos. Today we re going to look at more modern women that regret their tattoos.
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I see more tattoos on mids than I do on hot women.
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Today's modern women are the most selfish women on the planet.
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It's all about me, me, me, my, my, my, my feelings.
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This limits their ability to be able to see the consequences of their own actions down the road.
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What is the most visible way to tell if a modern woman has that mindset?
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Today, we're going to look at more modern women that regret their tattoos.
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I wish I listened to people when they said I would regret getting fine line tattoos over the years.
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Because at first I was like, no, they're so cute.
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And the past year I started really liking the traditional stuff more.
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Yeah, see again, all of our beliefs are right now.
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So she likes the traditional stuff for now, right now, at this moment.
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That's the, like, men are like, why do women say things like that?
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So I just had to book a bunch of appointments to get all of these reworked and or covered.
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It's like, I just wish I waited until I knew the style that I wanted.
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It could be, like, if I had bolder tattoos and then wanted to get dainty, that would be pretty much impossible.
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I mean, this is like a, again, these are sixes.
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I see more tattoos on mids than I do on hot women.
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Because mids, we don't get the attention from being hot, right?
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We're just, ah, it's like, you'll never be, you'll only be the center of attention in the country or in a room full of fat women.
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So maybe if you go to a fat convention or maybe you go into some nursing home.
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But, like, if you're a mid in general, someone's always going to be hotter.
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And so the way they, we, you know, we kind of, the mids tend to get around this is a lot of tattoos, strong political beliefs.
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Like, there's something else that mids have a tendency to go for because we can't make money off of our look.
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Sometimes it's being productive, but that's the exception, not the rule, right?
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Not all, a lot of women aren't productive out there.
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How well, safer YouTube, a lot of men too, I guess, totally.
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But, yeah, so that's where the tattoos come in.
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People who regret their tattoos and the people who regret their tattoos only, okay?
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This is a scorpion because I'm a scorpio, if you couldn't tell.
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That's an 11-11, which I think I'm going to keep because it's a matching tattoo with my friends.
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And then I have one on the back of my neck, which is so fucking blown out.
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Now, apparently this one's a long one, but a good one.
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Since we've been on the topic of my sleeve, and it's been two years since I initially talked about it, and we've come a long way since then, let's talk about my bad tattoo.
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A lot of people don't know that my sleeve is actually a full cover-up.
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All I used to have is some of the sticker tattoos, the fine line tattoos.
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On my 22nd birthday, I really wanted a bigger tattoo.
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I'm really into houseplants and tropical plants and stuff, so that was kind of my goal.
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I went to my friends, and I was like, where do you guys get your tattoos done?
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So, it's unfortunate, because she was probably a strong seven back in the day.
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I think the blonde women are the most beautiful, but, you know, I mean, you can tell she's a
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washed-up six, but, like, I think she was probably pretty hot in her early 20s.
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Brought my mom with me, and we go and sit down in his chair, and we wait for two hours.
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Finally comes back, and he's like, can you kind of show me what you want?
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And I was like, in my head, I'm like, I already did, but okay, we'll go over it again.
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So, then he goes back to the other room and starts drawing something up on paper.
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Brings me on paper, and I'm like, yeah, cool, that looks pretty similar to what I was thinking.
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They almost look like Sharpies to me, and now that I have gotten other tattoos, I've learned
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But he starts kind of drawing on me, and from my vantage point, I was like, yeah, that looks,
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And he was like, I'm going to add some more leads here, and I'm going to add this here.
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He was really talking it up, like, yeah, I got this, no big deal.
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So, he starts kind of, like, on the back of my arm, and is, like, working his way around.
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And so, I couldn't really see exactly what he was doing, but I was dumb, and I just, like,
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Eventually, he starts working, like, on my shoulder and the front of my arm, which ended
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He starts to do this, like, big monstera leaf, like, right on my shoulder.
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Then a big, like, deep line right on the center of my arm going down.
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I kind of stopped him, and asked, like, oh, like, I kind of wanted, like, smaller pieces.
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And he was like, yeah, but I want to add some, like, bigger pieces, and then do some
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smaller pieces around it, so it doesn't look so awkward.
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And I'm like, okay, well, maybe my idea looks awkward.
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Also, I want to say my mom kept telling me it looked good, and I was like, okay, well,
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you know, maybe I'm not seeing the vision quite yet.
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Anyway, the last piece was that line, and he was, like, digging into my skin, going back
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and forth, back and forth, back and forth, like, I'm talking a long time, and I have
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At the time he was, like, done with that line, I was, like, trembling.
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Once you see the tattoo, you're going to be like, that took 11 hours, girl, like, what?
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So, then he starts, like, working his way down, and he put a leaf, like, right on my, like,
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elbow ditch area, and it just wasn't looking good.
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Like, this is so painful, and I'm just, like, not seeing it come together, you know?
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And I get up, and I see the tattoo, and I want to cry.
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He could kind of tell that I wasn't, like, super into it, so he was like, well, I'm not
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Like, I want you to come back tomorrow, and we can finish it, and you'll see the full
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vision, and I was like, I'm not coming back tomorrow.
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Like, I didn't tell him that, but I was like, okay, yeah, sure.
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I immediately texted him, and I was like, hey, like, I'm not coming back tomorrow.
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I also want to include that I did pay him for the session, which was insanely expensive
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Without further ado, I will show you the tattoo.
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That thick, thick line down the center is what I was talking about, how he just kept going
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back and forth, back and forth, and you can see how red my skin is.
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In the video about this before, people were like, it's not that bad.
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But I also want to say, aesthetically, it's horrible, but also, technically, it was so bad.
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Like, the way he scarred my skin, I still have scars from it after 12 rounds of laser
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This was the underneath, and you can see that I stopped him.
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Like, when he was working his way around, like, I think back there was supposed to be another
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I also want to point out that this leaf at the bottom by my elbow ditch was not even a
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That doesn't even connect, and there was no, like, point on the leaf.
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Also, I think this leaf was supposed to be an elephant ear, and to me, it just looks like
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After that, I wore long sleeves almost every single day for a good year, because I had to wait at
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minimum four months to start getting laser, but then obviously laser is gradual, and each
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Yeah, I say invest in all, everything that you can invest in should be incumbent on women
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Like, if I was going to, I'm not really an investor, so actually, you know, you guys could
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really take this or leave it, women talking about things they don't know.
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But if it were me, if it were me, I really, it would be cat food, box wine, tattoo removal.
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I don't know if there's a tattoo removal company.
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Everything that's like women, bad decision, Botox companies, whatever the health substance
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You can imagine how long that took, and how long I was living with this tattoo.
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I had to cover it with makeup, which actually turned out okay.
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I also felt like people were gaslighting me, because they were like, I would show them,
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and I would be like, it's horrible, and they were like, it's not that bad.
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If you want to know more in-depth, as, like, I went, I was taking videos of my laser tattoo process.
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Like, I went more in-depth about everything that happened.
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I have the whole process of me getting the tattoo cover-up.
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She at least has a good attitude about it, you know?
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The money you will spend to get those touched up alone is enough reason to not do it.
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Now, I know over the knuckle, you can have the same kind of issues with fallout.
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Men can get tattoos, and the women are like, woo, you know?
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But it's, you know, it's like we always try to be the-
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Like, the attractive qualities in men, we try to be.
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So whatever we're attracted to in men, we just have a tendency to do.
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And the men are like, that's disgusting, you know?
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I bet if I saw her fiancé, he's got a tattoo sleeve, right?
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I mean, some guys like it because it signals easy, right?
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I'm not here to tell men what they should or shouldn't like.
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You can tell me what you guys like in the comments.
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But in general, men aren't dying to date women with sleeves, right?
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They're usually more into, like, small, cute tattoos.
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I have one, two touch-ups instead of 100,000 white tattoos.
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They always look vivid when you first get them, and then they turn this yellow color.
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We can do a gray wash that's not as dark as black.
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Also, side note, white tattoo ink doesn't hurt more than black or any other color.
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It's just usually the last thing you do in a tattoo, so everybody thinks it hurts worse.
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You might as well throw your money directly into the garbage can.
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I know it hurts a little bit more, but I guarantee you it's worth it.
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And finally, the most common mistake I see when people get tattoos is they go too small.
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The ink is going to spread in your skin over the years, and your lettering is going to
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You don't want to do lettering too much smaller than this.
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Now, there are exceptions to these rules if you're going to someone who specializes in
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fine line and knows that that can hold up over time.
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Cool, but make sure you check that portfolio and that they are capable of doing that.
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Let me know if you have any of these tattoos, if you regret...
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Yeah, so, I mean, women are going to keep getting these.
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I'd have to bring Erin Clary back, but the percentage of women with five or more tattoos
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You might as well accept it now and hope she gets, you know, a butterfly tattoo and not
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Let me know what you guys think in the comments.
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