Pearl - January 28, 2026Modern Women's Kitchen： Buncha BS!
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Summary
On today's episode of The Real Reel Podcast, I'm joined by my good friend, Alex Steins, to talk about how women are the best at what they do and why they should do it more often.
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we are not cooking and cleaning we just are not the women i know that are super neat they like
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don't cook or clean like they just don't really use their kitchen you know i just keep seeing
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these videos and i'm like how can we really compare that we do as much work as the mat and i picked
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i picked some of the top employers for women which are like nursing teaching um okay and you know
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women keep saying that we do so much work but then i they i'm like all right show me your work and
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then it's not that much work so i i don't know what you guys want from me so again full face
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of makeup that probably took her an hour like to do her hair is curled full face of makeup
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nails done really don't want to go to work today like sundays are the hardest days to go to work
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but the easiest days to work sometimes so whatever let's go to work with me i have a ride
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got here at 6 p.m. so i have about 45 minutes to relax chill my car debrief
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whatever the fuck i do to help with my pre-shift anxiety
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take a nap all that stuff so yeah she's talking about pre-shift anxiety while the men are on like
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an oil rig that they could die right yeah you're saying probably longer yeah and a lot of the
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women they clown me right they say pearl like you you know i could look better i could be more
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presentable and i totally agree i totally could but it's always every day i gotta think um i could
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cook breakfast or i could spend two hours on my hair and my makeup or i could cook breakfast i do
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piano lessons every day so eventually i can like do a really good piano and like guitar for my
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intro of my show so it's kind of like uh like you can kind of tell how useful a woman is by how much
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time she has to get ready you can look better and that's not necessarily a bad thing i think there's
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you know value in it um you know i think i look better today than most days but it does
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take time right now mind you look at this is the pre-packaged meal and alex stein he's replying to
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my tweet saying but that's what women are best at well show me your work ladies every time i look
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it's the the men have a lunch that they packed themselves and the women bought one you know
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you know it's just not really i don't know the guys uh pulling concrete it just seemed a little
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bit more difficult you know you know like we just you know we don't do as hard of jobs another one
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they say you know teaching is the hardest job in the world again um let me let me see this girl
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okay full screen again full face of makeup hair done nails done like nails
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mind you that's a couple there's a reason mine are always plain i don't feel like
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sitting there for i don't know three four hours every two weeks um botox that's another time
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yes no yes we do no no well how are you i haven't even seen any teaching
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it's no wonder we can't read like we're graduating high school and we like can't even read
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again pre-packaged let's see what else what's in the lunch are you gonna show me what's in the
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lunch okay that's it see what i mean all right let's see this one this is a health care so this
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is a health with me a health care assistant i'm just going to show you a quick day in the life
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of a health care and full face of makeup that's going to take her like one to two hours assistant
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who works 12 and a half hour shifts for reference i am bank staff because i am a student nurse
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i also have a two-year-old and 11 month old so i just got up very early and i left them in bed
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with their dad had a quick coffee made myself a bagel and then headed to work and it was a gorgeous
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sunny day the wards were absolutely boiling it's just me having a little pause in the lift if you
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forgot what i looked like then my first okay no the same thing like when women eat it's always
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nutritionally like not as good as the men generally speaking um less food more easy stuff um this
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break it was actually at 10 o'clock so i had some cocoa pops and a coffee then for my second break
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i had this chicken pasta yeah um okay this this she actually looks like she made i'm gonna give
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her credit i'm gonna give her credit here like that i make with jalapenos unreal i'm gonna give
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her credit for that one that's that's bet that's the best one we've seen so far that's the main
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reason i cannot stop eating because there's always chocolate on a ward always make sure to keep
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myself hydrated throughout the day i had a lovely shift it really matters who you work with as well
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just loved everyone i worked with today and then i had done 14 778 steps by the time i'd finished
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and when i got home my boyfriend actually got me a pizza 10 out of 10 absolute boyfriend points
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yeah i mean you know what i mean i mean show me where women are cooking and cleaning i haven't
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seen it i think maybe the one girl vacuumed at work and i even included so this is a teacher
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and this is a fit one talking about what she eats in a day you'll notice it's not a lot of food it's
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a lot of drinks like we just tend to drink our calories we is to do a what i eat in a day and
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so we're gonna do one so this is what i eat in a day as a full-time teacher a content creator and
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a person that just loves overall health and wellness. I always start out every single morning
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with having my greens. I already made them this morning. I use the Clean Some Leeds greens. My
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favorite flavor right now is the cherry. Okay so you got the super green whatever that men you know
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packaged for us to put in drinks so we don't have to make eggs. Limey. I also always have
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veggies. A water boy and that is what I'm sipping on right now. Okay it is currently 7 30. Now we go
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to a smoothie which again men manufactured. A lot of the smoothie stuff is pre-cut so you don't even
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have to cut your own fruit um and i'm making my smoothie and i'm not i'm not hating this girl's
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diet's actually pretty good but what i want to show is that we are not cooking and cleaning we
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just are not um what i've noticed is women that are neat don't cook or clean and women that do
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cook and clean tend to be messy have you guys noticed anything different that's what i've
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noticed it's the women i know that are super neat they like don't cook or clean like they just don't
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really use their kitchen for school i have a recipe on this basically strawberry pineapple
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mango with greek yogurt and i use the world's best protein powder ever clean simple eats once
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it's fully blended then i add the scoop of protein powder and then i blend it again for two seconds
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i don't make the rules but you do in fact need to pour it into a hydro jug it gives me 35 grams
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of protein it's my perfect breakfast sometimes if i'm hungry i'll also grab like a protein bar
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make like some kodiak waffle most of the time i can just have the smoothie and it holds me it's
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currently 10 20 it is my prep period right now i just finished drinking my smoothie i typically
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drink it throughout the morning and now i've moved on to my starbucks yes a lot of the ice
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melts before i even get to drink it sadly okay and yeah the starbucks okay here we got quinoa
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broccoli steak okay this isn't bad this is actually okay that's better than most this is
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lunch it's a turn to see how she made it but okay karaoke beef and then rice cauliflower rice and
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broccoli delicious okay i just got back from the gym it's currently 5 25 and typically at this time
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i am so hungry i have a go-to meal that i always make so i'm gonna make it right now all right we
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are basically cooked all right i'm i'm a little bit impressed let me show you what it is of
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average i always make a stir fry i do one and a half servings of pasta i throw in these fire
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see notice pre pre-cut and there's nothing wrong with that right it's pretty convenient
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but yeah they just pay to neatly get everything pre-packaged um no dishes not much to clean yeah
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and it's not bad it's just when you start having kids then it's more difficult roasted veggies
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from trader joe's adele's sausage these are really good only 160 calories 12 grams of protein and
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then these are the two marinades yeah it's still pre-made i use i have always been a teriyaki and
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like soy sauce girl so this is by far my favorite meal my dinner's done it's been about an hour and
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Now I have my go-to dessert, these Hornbulls Cornbulls.
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These have 100 calories, 10 grams of protein, and they taste just like a chocolate bar.
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Those look good, actually, the protein bar thing.
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Today as a 25-year-old high school teacher, I don't count calories or macros or anything,
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but I just try to eat healthy, well-balanced meals, and I do try to get in quite...
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then do more energy drinks. They do do that, but those aren't really high calorie and they don't
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generally substitute it for milk. My coffee is the easiest way to get protein and you can't even
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taste it. And then I put my vanilla cold foam and honey in my coffee too. And on the way to work
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every day, I eat my four hard boiled eggs and drink my coffee. Then for lunch today, I had my
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peach tea from half day drinks. It was so good and has a little pretty common bit of caffeine in it.
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So it's the perfect midday pick me up. And you already know I had that with my yogurt bowl.
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And then later in the day, I had this little protein snack mix. And then for dinner time,
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i had this magnesium neo i don't know if it's actually helpful i know we like do not drink
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water i noticed i don't either to be fair to be fair i don't either right but i'm trying i'm
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trying to get better you know but it's something good paired of course my favorite dinner assemble
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which i've been recently adding mango to and it's so good and my little daily vitamins before bed
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good night okay and versus let's see what this guy does yeah and if men eat out they'll do like
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fast food or a gas station where women will eat like the more expensive first don't worry i got
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you bro it's the ups driver first thing you know i start with them pros but this time i added the
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peanut butter powder and then do you see how it's all slightly more cooked when it's the man like
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i'm not saying oatmeal is a lot of cooking but it's more than like a starbucks drink right
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some strawberries then since i love my tacos i make three burritos with non-fat greek yogurt
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93.7 lean ground beef and then I just close that up with each being 28 grams of protein and 218
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calories yeah notice less none of it really is pre-packaged except like the protein I have a
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fair life shake and a banana so I heard that you want to know what I eat in a day all right let's
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keep going all right so I wrote down some observations that I have and I think I'm
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put the link in the chat and if you guys have observations too um but of just things i've
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noticed so women spend money on stuff we don't need obviously um if we go to a gym it's always
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got all this extra like and i love my gym to be fair but like if i go to i go to lifetime
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and it's got a basketball court you can go swimming i can get my i get my hair cut at lifetime
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it's got a daycare if you got a kid um women waste more time on their phones so men generally can
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get more done in a day because they're not on their phones women also we tend to waste time
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talking so we talk to our friends we talk to where men are more silent and don't give their opinion
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as much so they have more time right like we'll if it's a female dominated job we just tend to
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like talk and talk and talk with our co-workers and whatever. We don't do as much work and
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people don't generally correct us for that. Men eat full meals while women snack throughout
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the day. Women get pre-packaged stuff where men will cut the stuff themselves. Women pretty
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much drink Starbucks every day where men will drink black coffee if they drink out. Women
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drink their calories. Men are good at routine and we waste time trying a bunch of different
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thing. So men get good at a few good meals and they just repeat it and they do what works.
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Where women, we just tend to try one thing, then try another, then try another. Women are addicted
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to drama. If women do make good money, we spend it, we don't save it. We buy houses we can't
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afford, causing the entire housing market to go up. Buying Starbucks, Uber Eats instead of cooking,
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pre-packaged food beauty products we can't afford like plastic surgery botox nails hair extensions
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going to events instead of work even um traveling that's time consuming consuming even outside of
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the money men always end up better in the long run even if the women have more money and status
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because men don't make terrible decisions um men get things done instead of spending time on social