Pearl - March 21, 2026


Most Men Don't Wanna Be Dead Beats


Episode Stats


Length

6 minutes

Words per minute

157.22159

Word count

1,008

Sentence count

54

Harmful content

Misogyny

4

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Toxicity

8

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Hate speech

5

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Summary

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This is one of the saddest paternity fraud cases I ve ever heard of. A father discovers that his daughter is not his biological daughter, and he is the biological father of her biological mother, but he still wants to know if he s really her biological father.

Transcript

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00:00:00.400 you are her father oh look at he's so happy
00:00:10.160 oh we're gonna react to the saddest paternity uh fraud cases these are on reality tv shows
00:00:16.640 so take it with a grain of salt but um some of these i think are actually true you
00:00:24.160 are not her father
00:00:25.360 Oh, wow.
00:00:31.760 You okay, sir?
00:00:33.040 You need to take a seat?
00:00:34.700 Yeah.
00:00:35.740 I'm fine.
00:00:36.380 I'm fine.
00:00:38.300 I was sure he was my father.
00:00:40.620 God almighty.
00:00:45.760 Sorry, Your Honor.
00:00:48.240 Mr. Sandefur.
00:00:49.460 This is, I mean, this is the stuff Anna Kasparian doesn't talk about.
00:00:53.040 Like, what about him?
00:00:55.360 He just put 30 years of his paternal investment into a guy that's not, or a daughter that's not his.
00:01:02.300 Did you really want to be Ms. Boyer's father?
00:01:05.820 Yes, Your Honor.
00:01:07.080 I'm so sorry.
00:01:08.000 Love your honesty.
00:01:09.000 My kids need a grandparent, so I've got to find them.
00:01:12.300 You got one.
00:01:13.700 You got a father still.
00:01:15.400 You still got a father.
00:01:17.380 That's such a white guy thing to do.
00:01:21.280 White guys are so nice.
00:01:22.960 they're too nice too giving too willing yeah for you to be in their life
00:01:30.960 you say if the dna results prove you are not the father next month's wedding is off is that correct
00:01:38.720 yes your honor he has been there from day one he takes care of her he watches her he has become so
00:01:44.480 attached to this baby and he has treated her as if he's known all along that she is it so now
00:01:50.000 London is 10 months old, and Mr. Mitchell,
00:01:52.660 you say you've bonded with this baby.
00:01:55.080 Yes, Your Honor. I love her to death.
00:01:57.280 She's amazing.
00:01:58.540 She's amazing, you say?
00:01:59.740 Yes, Your Honor.
00:02:00.240 So, Mr. Mitchell, how do you feel as you hold London
00:02:03.640 to have so much love for this baby but have so many questions?
00:02:07.740 I've been there for her the whole time,
00:02:09.360 just taking care of her, so I've grown attached,
00:02:11.300 and I don't know if she's mine or not, though.
00:02:12.980 So, as much as you are hoping she is,
00:02:15.720 the truth is you really don't know.
00:02:18.320 I really don't know.
00:02:19.080 I want another when it comes to 10 month old London mr. Mitchell you are not the
00:02:29.940 father I have been in tears for the last two years trying to meet my daughter and
00:02:34.860 she has never let me once or see her Facebook account just to see pictures
00:02:44.720 you have still not held this baby no your honor never one time no your honor there's no way that
00:02:52.160 he is getting my daughter i have cared for her for two years and i'm afraid i'm gonna lose my
00:02:56.700 husband and my family over this well this is my point you think about yourself these results were
00:03:02.500 prepared by dna diagnostics and they read as follows when it comes to two-year-old elena
00:03:10.640 It has been determined by this. 1.00
00:03:14.480 That's why you can't fuck fat women. 1.00
00:03:16.260 They're not grateful. 1.00
00:03:17.980 He's so out of her league.
00:03:19.400 It's just the lack of gratitude is appalling.
00:03:21.320 That her biological father is Mr. Webber.
00:03:31.380 Be clear.
00:03:32.840 You did not just cheat him.
00:03:35.700 You cheated her. 0.61
00:03:36.900 You have been responsible for child support all these years.
00:03:40.520 I have been homeless because of it.
00:03:42.340 I can't pay rent.
00:03:43.580 I can't do nothing.
00:03:44.720 I don't have a life.
00:03:46.080 Her mother had denied me a DNA test,
00:03:48.780 so why would I believe the child's mine?
00:03:51.020 Why would I want to get involved with the child
00:03:53.080 and come to find out years later
00:03:55.020 that the child's not mine anyway?
00:03:57.100 You truly felt like at that time
00:03:59.100 your wife had been unfaithful to you 0.99
00:04:00.840 and you asked for a DNA test.
00:04:02.540 Yes, ma'am.
00:04:02.960 You were not granted it.
00:04:04.180 Yes, ma'am.
00:04:04.720 From that point on,
00:04:05.820 you were responsible for child support
00:04:07.380 each and every month
00:04:08.660 over the last 20-something years.
00:04:10.380 and you've now just presented to the court you are 100 that's a life-changing money 150 000
00:04:18.060 he's paid in child 146 918.51 in arrears and i look over my shoulder every day in fear of going
00:04:28.200 to prison and then this cycle just kept continuing yes ma'am because i can't even get my driver's
00:04:33.320 license i don't believe she is my child mr dennis you are not the father he handed me the baby and 0.81
00:04:42.520 he looked at me wow what a wet what a wicked woman he's sorry you sure this baby's yours 0.98
00:04:48.920 and i looked at the doctor i looked at the doctor i'm like what do you mean he said because this 0.96
00:04:52.680 baby's white jerome have you ever heard of such it's a first for me this is the reason let me see 0.99
00:04:58.040 your evidence that's a picture of this is a picture of iliana when she was first born okay 0.99
00:05:03.560 your honor let me just say this that was stupid we're mixed i'm dominican and black he's puerto 0.98
00:05:08.920 rican and black people in my family have different color eyes my eyes are hazel my father's eyes are 0.99
00:05:13.880 green so i don't see where the doubt is when the doctor asks you do you guys think uh one in the
00:05:19.400 chat is is he the dad one in the chat if yes two in the chat if no
00:05:33.320 four congratulations are you sure this is your child that's doubt that's they doubt she mine i
00:05:40.760 know she hears i know that's eliana and that's me eliana's pink caucasian white and you see me
00:05:46.680 i'm brown no blue eyes i mean the only thing i see is a nose when it comes to the paternity of
00:05:52.600 iliana bolton mr bolton you are her father
00:06:00.920 oh look at he's so happy i don't really see men wanting to be deadbeats honestly it's just not
00:06:07.080 what i see i don't know a single guy like most men i know they would want like i think they'd
00:06:13.480 be happy if they had a kid it's just they don't want to deal with the mother the mother 1.00
00:06:19.880 you're saying nah i don't know you guys are wrong