Pearl - July 02, 2026


Pearl's PLEA To Modern Christians


Episode Stats


Length

7 minutes

Words per minute

151.2

Word count

1,096

Sentence count

2

Harmful content

Misogyny

2

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Toxicity

12

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Hate speech

21

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Transcript

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00:00:00.240 so all right this is my plea to the christian this is my plea to the christians you guys have
00:00:06.240 so much potential right at times christians can make um good neighborhoods and they built one of
00:00:12.960 the greatest countries on earth but something's happened to the church something's happened to
00:00:17.920 the church and i noticed it when i was younger because i grew up catholic um where i could
00:00:23.680 always just i had my finger that something was off and it wasn't until actually glenn lawrence
00:00:29.440 someone should message him and tell him he's actually the one that pointed this out to me
00:00:33.920 and it made everything make sense so in church we have what we call the god economy
00:00:40.640 now let me share my screen now this is every church although um at times sometimes the
00:00:48.600 characters are a little flipped but pretty much the same so modern dating is you meet online have
00:00:55.080 sex within three dates um the number of dates is debatable but you know depending on the year but
00:01:01.400 situationship for a few months date for three years get married one to two kids and divorce
00:01:05.560 after eight years traditional dating arranged marriage marry young have kids before going to
00:01:11.080 school stay home with the kids have four plus children and obey your husband so in church we 0.99
00:01:16.280 got the pimps um this could be the priests future hoes born again virgins simps and the incentive 0.97
00:01:25.480 is a prodigal daughter theme the women found christ but they never check if it's genuine so 0.94
00:01:31.720 um there's no barrier to entry and the simps make money off of jesus and conversion stories and 0.98
00:01:37.640 also need the seats in the church filled then you have the karens which are the ex-hoes um 1.00
00:01:42.920 none of them dress modestly or live a modest lifestyle they all wear a ton of makeup at times 1.00
00:01:48.680 can dress provocatively but not always and have very much attention seeking behavior so um they 0.95
00:01:56.360 tend to nag men even though they claim to be obedient women then there's the occasional 0.92
00:02:00.520 couple that makes it and has no idea what anyone's talking about so the god economy is the pastor 0.99
00:02:06.040 hooking up with the born again hoes or emotional affairs i would even kind of consider confession 0.92
00:02:12.120 this to be honest um do i not like christians um i like the ones that believe in the bible but i 0.98
00:02:18.360 don't think most of them do um the simp church elders take women's side for everything tell the 0.99
00:02:23.640 women they're amazing and sent for eternity the simps and the born again hoes find each other and 0.99
00:02:28.200 when they divorce um she calls him abusive and the church takes her side there's all the right 0.99
00:02:32.760 wing e-girls of america so the definition of insufferable i'm gonna pull it up something or
00:02:40.520 someone that is so extremely unpleasant annoying or unbearable that they are impossible to endure
00:02:48.200 and i hate to be the bearer of bad news but christians that's you guys today only fans
00:02:53.880 women are more bearable to be around than you guys and i can say this because i've interviewed the
00:03:00.280 only fans women the only fans women have some conviction right they are convicted that to be 0.99
00:03:07.320 big not fat but slut whores modern churches have no conviction now you have to think about 0.99
00:03:15.480 the ego beliefs of religious people the biggest bible thumpers tend to be under the age of 40. 1.00
00:03:22.920 and there's no humility in the way they think right the average church cycle is about eight
00:03:30.680 years and most of the biggest bible thumpers have not made it that long they have an ego 0.57
00:03:35.880 investment in being right therefore they can never be objective and they want to be right 0.97
00:03:40.680 more than they want to be objective whether these behaviors make the and whenever there are behaviors
00:03:48.360 that make the church look bad instead of asking leadership to correct the church do you know what
00:03:55.240 they do yell at pearl you can't go to it's so disrespectful to bring a sign outside of my church
00:04:01.640 and ask the congregation if they believe in the bible uh why don't you tell your pastor to preach
00:04:06.760 the bible oh but pearl that's too no i mean now the seven deadly sins are a list of traditional
00:04:15.080 vices in christian theology that are considered the root causes of other sins and harmful behaviors
00:04:21.640 it's going towards the insufferability pride excessive self-importance arrogance or putting
00:04:27.800 oneself above others greed an excessive desire for wealth possessions and power
00:04:34.760 lust disordered or excessive desire especially sexual desire envy resentment of other success
00:04:43.160 possessions or qualities in a desire to have them yourself gluttony over consumption or
00:04:48.920 over indulgence traditionally in food and drink that's sometimes apply applied more broadly 0.97
00:04:55.240 you ever have a fat christian tell you anything it's like you're fat you can't you literally 0.90
00:05:01.900 can't tell me anything i've worked so hard to not be fat in my life wrath uncontrollable anger 0.99
00:05:08.560 hatred and desire for vengeance sloth laziness or failure to do what they ought to do the church
00:05:16.020 the modern church is anti-men they will not tell husbands that they have authority over their wife
00:05:24.780 because when the rubber meets the road i say hey can you tell your wife to shut up no they never
00:05:31.900 will does the husband have the right to disagree with the pastor who should the wife listen to they
00:05:39.420 undermine father's authority in their household modern christians gaslight they tell you you just
00:05:46.940 should have known that that was going to ruin your life just marry a good woman in my congregation
00:05:53.020 but take no accountability when it goes wrong matt walsh signed off on sarah stock
00:05:59.960 congratulated her on her engagement is he gonna be the one that takes the fall 1.00
00:06:06.340 when she cheated on his ass you know you know modern christians have no balls and that's that's 1.00
00:06:13.940 you know when i when i hear about this bible thing i guess i i get i never read it you know 1.00
00:06:19.880 i thought christians were supposed to be brave but i never see that in their behaviors they're
00:06:25.760 afraid of the women in the church they're afraid of their wives they're afraid of me standing 0.99
00:06:29.120 outside their church with a sign that's the biggest bullshit they they're afraid to rock 1.00
00:06:34.780 the boat constantly they're afraid to come off as rude they're afraid they're afraid to be impolite 1.00
00:06:40.140 it's like okay they're afraid to tell the women to shut up
00:06:44.940 Thank you.