Pearl - May 09, 2026


Pearl Vs Hags and BROKIE Superchatters

Mentioned
Halle Berry
How Older Women Cope About The WALL Laura Southern Is Holier Than Thou

Episode Stats


Length

16 minutes

Words per minute

179.52

Word count

2,895

Sentence count

19

Harmful content

Misogyny

5

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Toxicity

46

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Hate speech

38

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Summary

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In this episode, we talk about dealing with the fact that you are a loser, and how to deal with it. We also talk about sex on the first date, and why you should never go on a 1st date if you don t want to be in a relationship.

Transcript

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Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
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Hosts, guests, and mentioned names generated with spaCy (en_core_web_sm), reconciled against Wikidata.
00:00:00.000 I'm not poor. Uh huh. I'm not poor, but I can't afford. You see, I mean, those two things
00:00:06.320 shouldn't. So now we're going to watch some videos of some old women just coping. And my 1.00
00:00:13.060 message to the ladies is, you know, losers. My show is for losers. It's really not for cool 1.00
00:00:20.660 people. I've never been a cool person. I know it's shocking, but it's really not. So single
00:00:28.380 moms loser people you are welcome here but we have to have some humility admit and admit we're 1.00
00:00:35.300 kind of losers right you know single mothers you're welcome in the show cougars you're welcome 1.00
00:00:41.300 here but we gotta we gotta admit that we're losers you know what i mean you know we gotta 0.99
00:00:46.420 admit it so this is a woman that has not accepted the fact that she is a loser okay started i was 0.98
00:00:53.280 like drunk enough to have a girlfriend be like let's just fucking do it i was like yeah let's do 0.99
00:00:58.640 it and that's how i ended up on this fucking app listen i could take myself off the app but i 0.96
00:01:03.520 make secretly enjoying the joke it's great it's the joke i'm sorry i'm not i'm not trying to be 0.95
00:01:10.960 mean no it's okay i'm not trying to mean but like i'm trying to like help this is like think of this 0.54
00:01:17.920 is like help as i'm a 50 ass year old woman telling you don't do it girls don't like it
00:01:23.440 they don't like it it's so true yeah the hand in the jean in no i can't i just can't i just can't 0.77
00:01:32.800 i'm sorry the ceo is also crazy is it glitching for you guys works for his dad yeah he works for 0.95
00:01:41.200 his dad um okay how do we feel about sex on the first date well so i like what do you consider 0.98
00:01:47.360 what do you consider a date oh are you going on dates yeah but i like i feel like when you like 0.94
00:01:54.240 there's certain circumstances where you meet somebody at a party and yeah you have sex and
00:02:00.880 then that's it you know that's what it is you're not thinking you're going to marry this person
00:02:05.040 that's fair yeah are you down for one night stand yes i don't have many of them i sound i'm sitting
00:02:11.040 you're sounding like i do so when i do i'm like oh yeah i should have done this in my 20s i was
00:02:17.920 married from the time that i was like having sex to the time that i had my last relationship then
00:02:23.760 i had children who has time for dates and shaving and waxing and makeup and like i've got two 0.98
00:02:30.480 children that have to go to school then i like i got it like this shit's on time like we got 0.96
00:02:35.200 do you need me to send you a call time i'm obsessed and it's this you've got two hours 0.94
00:02:39.520 like what's happening cocky here but i think it's because i found this freedom in my 40s where i'm
00:02:44.560 like oh my god so i just want to say this in perspective i've probably had three one night
00:02:49.920 stands in my entire life okay but i did just recently a 26 year old and it was really amazing
00:02:57.360 yes and i've never done that and i was like oh this is great okay let me just say that 26 year 0.81
00:03:03.680 old man walking on this goddamn planet he's walking different today knowing oh my god he
00:03:10.880 for sure is not but thank you he is yes i will that's cope um actually she was a little bit more 0.99
00:03:18.080 less copey than i thought but still co you know what i mean there's no reason why charlie
00:03:24.960 theorison and hallie barry should be single doug they don't want to be in a relationship
00:03:30.080 there's plenty of women like they don't like being with other people so yeah let's keep going
00:03:38.280 another woman this is her coping in another way um uh whenever a guy says i would like to make 0.99
00:03:47.600 love to you it's a dick it's such an egg 100 you don't get that that's an egg just the dry heat 0.99
00:03:55.200 so what's your take let's start it from the beginning my bad my bad so what's your take 0.99
00:03:59.060 um uh whenever a guy says i would like to make love to you it's an egg it's such an egg 100%
00:04:08.340 you don't get that that's an egg just a dry heave little dry heave that comes with it
00:04:14.560 this could be multiple things there's a lot to unpack but actually there isn't it's just very 0.99
00:04:18.560 simple don't fucking say it don't say love because my vagina closes up coping right coping 0.99
00:04:24.980 and what you get is women thinking you know and they get more crass and it's just these are the 0.99
00:04:32.160 grandmothers you know i mean i don't really mind if grandmas have like girl talk with their friends
00:04:37.220 and blah blah blah but it's just it's becoming a little bit much all right we got amber rose up
00:04:42.060 next oh i thought this is video i don't know let me pull the video now amber rose used to be
00:04:48.760 really hot back in her day amber rose here we go we'll see this one instead 41 still i ain't gonna
00:04:57.160 lie i'm i'm 42 and the only guys i pull are like 22 23 24 i promise you i can't get a whole head
00:05:06.460 for nothing what do you want do you want i'm just saying that i i don't know i haven't experienced
00:05:13.200 is the old head yeah so this is cope right um you know let's just do a young amber rose amber rose
00:05:20.240 young i mean she could have gotten anybody um she was beautiful stunning like what's i mean hello
00:05:27.520 like oh my gosh what is it this okay i'm trying to show this picture but it won't all right
00:05:33.840 all right let me let me go back here she used to be beautiful body for days you know what i mean
00:05:40.080 i mean i never was a fan of the short hair but see what i mean let's go back here they just
00:05:45.760 don't they don't come around me now you know she's not bad looking but it's just it's just
00:05:52.560 coat really none of these guys all these guys are thinking it but they they know the reason
00:05:57.600 who okay there's like a 51 year old that yeah what is it about the younger crowd that you kind of
00:06:07.840 like i i wouldn't say that i go towards that they come to me and it's abundance of them so
00:06:15.680 that's kind of my dating pool you need a to work five times a week five times a week you gotta show
00:06:22.480 up who yeah i need that stamina yes i'm in my sexual prime guys right you know i'm not i can't 0.93
00:06:32.320 i can't deal with an old head that's not gonna two three days no no i'm gonna get turned off 0.62
00:06:38.880 but outside of that do you think the younger guys are more fun like outside of that way
00:06:43.520 yeah the younger guys are more fun they have more stamina they want to do they want to
00:06:49.520 go to six flags and cope cope cope cope it like i'm with that i'm going to six flags i don't want 0.95
00:06:58.800 to fucking i don't yeah what's the what's the best date you know what's the best date doug if 0.94
00:07:04.560 you got any more clips of women coping feel free to put it in the doc oh god i've been on so many 0.99
00:07:08.880 wonderful dates um i don't know guys like i said i i'm a very simple south philly girl you know i
00:07:17.440 just like communication i'm like a lover girl i'm the goddess of love i'm a libra i like somebody
00:07:25.040 that's like get be ready by seven i'm picking you up and that you give me no other chance like i
00:07:31.420 can't say no like i want someone to take control i'm only going to submit to a man that's actually
00:07:38.220 had that actually has masculine energy if it's giving like i have masculine energy like yo it's
00:07:44.400 friday we going out like what the i'm not going to be interested in that yeah so again it could
00:07:50.780 be cheesecake factory it could be sitting in the car going for a drive you know i like flowers
00:07:57.500 though i do like when you pick me up i'm old school like that don't come without flowers i'm 0.96
00:08:01.560 not fucking with that open the door open the door i mean you there's ralph's on fucking every corner 0.95
00:08:06.800 like there's you can get me you don't have to get me a 400 bouquet but like you can get flowers from 0.97
00:08:12.780 ralph's it's not that serious it's a thought that helped what's the thank you for the super chat i
00:08:19.040 appreciate you bud um if you set up a power chat a larger percentage of your paid chats will go to
00:08:24.640 youtube uh when i finish this app maybe we can look into that we're we're almost done the app's
00:08:31.280 done in like two days your biggest like turn offs or icks like i'm still done um turn offs are icks
00:08:38.800 i'm looking at all my friends over here um because they know me so well a turn off is lack of
00:08:45.520 communication um a turn off is you make plans with me and you cancel last minute and it's not
00:08:54.400 like a really good reason i ain't with that yeah translation um i love the men that do this
00:09:03.840 yeah if you're if you have an avoidant personality disorder where you know sexual intimacy 0.99
00:09:11.200 is a lot for you or saying like bitch i love you is a lot for you then you're not the type of me 1.00
00:09:18.520 i want somebody that's like with a boom box outside of my house like old school 90s type 1.00
00:09:24.280 shit trans i mean she did it kanye for a decade is that the type of ninja that you know what i 0.96
00:09:30.600 mean you know i that's what i need i need somebody that's gonna send me songs and be like this song 0.99
00:09:36.020 me think about you like i like corny i like nerdy guys i like guys that are smart that's
00:09:41.940 gonna teach me something because i feel like i feel like i know everything so if you could 0.99
00:09:46.100 teach me something then you're good at my book why do we even care what an old hoe has to say 0.98
00:09:53.940 you know what i mean it's like incredible like men will never be asked what they want and what 0.98
00:09:58.500 they like in a woman but yet we have four men listening to what this woman likes it's just
00:10:04.660 incredible okay i'm gonna send this to doug mpa so my question why can't old women take the l so
00:10:12.100 all right you guys can call in i'm gonna put it in the in the chat why can't old women take the l
00:10:16.740 thank you ten dollar super chat and if you have you guys ever have you guys seen this dynamic of
00:10:23.540 um old women young men i know one couple um and they actually did have a kid and it was like 42
00:10:32.180 woman 18 guy said you're too broke to send a super chat well that sounds like a lie i'm gonna be
00:10:40.100 honest the lowest super chats are like two dollars so i just can't imagine that two dollars like
00:10:46.880 honestly if if two dollars is too much to send a super chat then you really shouldn't be watching
00:10:54.840 my show you should be picking up a second job i mean this is like do you know what i mean you
00:11:00.180 you're not super chatting because you don't want to and i can accept that i don't super chat to
00:11:06.420 every show i watch so it's cool but do you know what i mean it's like can we just be honest about
00:11:13.620 this no i'm not begging i'm really not begging you can super you cannot super it's totally fine
00:11:19.380 it's it's cool either way but all i'm saying is you saying that two dollars is too much to super
00:11:28.180 chat it's simply a lie like it then you need to stop you need to turn off my show immediately
00:11:36.740 you need to turn it off and get a job if that's the real reason you know if that's the real re
00:11:43.960 you know and i'm not i'm not saying this you you seriously you do not have to donate
00:11:48.880 you don't i it's it's totally fine i i don't have expectations of that i stream you guys can
00:11:56.280 you cannot donate um but i just what i enjoy is us being real being honest so i that's what i gotta
00:12:08.540 i gotta keep it on keep it a buck a buck i'm not poor uh-huh i'm not poor but i can't afford
00:12:17.680 you see i mean those two things shouldn't is my ac fixed i love men they're so concerned all the
00:12:23.900 time about my problems yes they fixed my acm too lazy to move the ladder i'm a flawed person pearl
00:12:31.180 but what is rude what does it mean well if i have to explain it to you then i mean okay you got to
00:12:37.760 go get some more social skills and come back i'm not even the socially like coolest person but 0.92
00:12:42.520 there's basic decorum black people i'm looking at you black people i'm looking at you i'm look 0.97
00:12:48.320 i'm looking at you looking at you basic decorum politeness you haven't had a job in years why are 1.00
00:12:56.480 you watching me then go get a job go get a job why are you you're black yeah if you haven't had 0.99
00:13:02.800 a job in years i don't i don't want you as my fan you're kicked out i want you god you got to get 0.99
00:13:10.000 out you're yeah i mean what are you if you're a war veteran or something like you you know terrence
00:13:17.280 pop like doesn't have an eye you know sometimes he has to cover i mean dad i'll make an exception for
00:13:22.560 um other rules all right so this is a general conversation um when i do callers um there may
00:13:30.960 be a disagreement but it's never a debate you know you are allowed to say i disagree and you can say
00:13:36.640 why um this is a what we call a safe space that's that's fine i'm not going to get mad
00:13:42.400 but you got to be polite you gotta um can we go on a date i'm worth it educate like i just want
00:13:50.560 you to think about the frame that you're you're you're framing when you say that you're qualifying
00:13:56.640 to me which signals to me that i'm above you okay like just by the way you're i'm just you know this
00:14:02.080 could be a teaching lesson you know now i don't think i should be the one to teach this stuff
00:14:06.880 because i'm a woman but it's so bad out there you know what i mean like guys just know nothing about
00:14:12.160 this stuff so it's like you got to think about what is that communicating to me if you say i'm
00:14:19.360 worth like you're you're trying to qualify like if you're worth it i should just be able to see
00:14:23.680 that you're worth it based on your behaviors right but when you're like saying i'm not poor
00:14:30.640 i'm worth it like i appreciate the two dollars but i'm just gonna be you know i want to be frank
00:14:37.720 here i would like to me that would signal i'll never like go out with you i can't like i'm not
00:14:43.780 interested anyway but i'm saying even even if my circumstances were different like that would just
00:14:50.840 be that that would never get a woman ever ever and like that's like the worst message you could
00:14:56.500 possibly said the only thing worse than that is begging oh my god have you ever seen a ninja beg 0.95
00:15:04.180 and it's he's always begging for some fat poo nanny it's never the hot ones you know what i 0.91
00:15:11.320 mean i think it's because it hurts more like i think if a man gets rejected by a hot woman 0.97
00:15:16.900 if he's rejected by a hot woman um it's expected he shot he he did that half court shot right 0.98
00:15:25.980 and she shot that shit down and he's like well i could have seen that coming it's like a layup 0.99
00:15:31.760 against lebron but imagine you're doing a layup in a rec league and it's like this fat fat f and 0.99
00:15:37.460 then the fat f knocks the ball out of your hand i i think it hurts them so much like they just
00:15:45.900 cannot take it you know what i mean okay update from the chat i sent a while back dad the state
00:15:50.960 is coming along, his ex won't be able to take anything. Put W's in the chat for dad. W's in
00:15:57.980 the chat for dad. I want my money back. No, no. I'm taking the $2 and I'm running. No. I said what
00:16:06.160 I said. You know what I mean?