Pearl - May 09, 2026


Pearl Vs Hags and BROKIE Superchatters

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Halle Berry
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Episode Stats


Length

16 minutes

Words per minute

179.52

Word count

2,895

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Harmful content

Misogyny

5

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Toxicity

46

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Hate speech

38

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Summary

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In this episode, we talk about dealing with the fact that you are a loser, and how to deal with it. We also talk about sex on the first date, and why you should never go on a 1st date if you don t want to be in a relationship.

Transcript

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00:00:00 I'm not poor. Uh huh. I'm not poor, but I can't afford. You see, I mean, those two things
00:00:06 shouldn't. So now we're going to watch some videos of some old women just coping. And my 1.00
00:00:13 message to the ladies is, you know, losers. My show is for losers. It's really not for cool 1.00
00:00:20 people. I've never been a cool person. I know it's shocking, but it's really not. So single
00:00:28 moms loser people you are welcome here but we have to have some humility admit and admit we're 1.00
00:00:35 kind of losers right you know single mothers you're welcome in the show cougars you're welcome 1.00
00:00:41 here but we gotta we gotta admit that we're losers you know what i mean you know we gotta 0.99
00:00:46 admit it so this is a woman that has not accepted the fact that she is a loser okay started i was 0.98
00:00:53 like drunk enough to have a girlfriend be like let's just fucking do it i was like yeah let's do 0.99
00:00:58 it and that's how i ended up on this fucking app listen i could take myself off the app but i 0.96
00:01:03 make secretly enjoying the joke it's great it's the joke i'm sorry i'm not i'm not trying to be 0.95
00:01:10 mean no it's okay i'm not trying to mean but like i'm trying to like help this is like think of this 0.54
00:01:17 is like help as i'm a 50 ass year old woman telling you don't do it girls don't like it
00:01:23 they don't like it it's so true yeah the hand in the jean in no i can't i just can't i just can't 0.77
00:01:32 i'm sorry the ceo is also crazy is it glitching for you guys works for his dad yeah he works for 0.95
00:01:41 his dad um okay how do we feel about sex on the first date well so i like what do you consider 0.98
00:01:47 what do you consider a date oh are you going on dates yeah but i like i feel like when you like 0.94
00:01:54 there's certain circumstances where you meet somebody at a party and yeah you have sex and
00:02:00 then that's it you know that's what it is you're not thinking you're going to marry this person
00:02:05 that's fair yeah are you down for one night stand yes i don't have many of them i sound i'm sitting
00:02:11 you're sounding like i do so when i do i'm like oh yeah i should have done this in my 20s i was
00:02:17 married from the time that i was like having sex to the time that i had my last relationship then
00:02:23 i had children who has time for dates and shaving and waxing and makeup and like i've got two 0.98
00:02:30 children that have to go to school then i like i got it like this shit's on time like we got 0.96
00:02:35 do you need me to send you a call time i'm obsessed and it's this you've got two hours 0.94
00:02:39 like what's happening cocky here but i think it's because i found this freedom in my 40s where i'm
00:02:44 like oh my god so i just want to say this in perspective i've probably had three one night
00:02:49 stands in my entire life okay but i did just recently a 26 year old and it was really amazing
00:02:57 yes and i've never done that and i was like oh this is great okay let me just say that 26 year 0.81
00:03:03 old man walking on this goddamn planet he's walking different today knowing oh my god he
00:03:10 for sure is not but thank you he is yes i will that's cope um actually she was a little bit more 0.99
00:03:18 less copey than i thought but still co you know what i mean there's no reason why charlie
00:03:24 theorison and hallie barry should be single doug they don't want to be in a relationship
00:03:30 there's plenty of women like they don't like being with other people so yeah let's keep going
00:03:38 another woman this is her coping in another way um uh whenever a guy says i would like to make 0.99
00:03:47 love to you it's a dick it's such an egg 100 you don't get that that's an egg just the dry heat 0.99
00:03:55 so what's your take let's start it from the beginning my bad my bad so what's your take 0.99
00:03:59 um uh whenever a guy says i would like to make love to you it's an egg it's such an egg 100%
00:04:08 you don't get that that's an egg just a dry heave little dry heave that comes with it
00:04:14 this could be multiple things there's a lot to unpack but actually there isn't it's just very 0.99
00:04:18 simple don't fucking say it don't say love because my vagina closes up coping right coping 0.99
00:04:24 and what you get is women thinking you know and they get more crass and it's just these are the 0.99
00:04:32 grandmothers you know i mean i don't really mind if grandmas have like girl talk with their friends
00:04:37 and blah blah blah but it's just it's becoming a little bit much all right we got amber rose up
00:04:42 next oh i thought this is video i don't know let me pull the video now amber rose used to be
00:04:48 really hot back in her day amber rose here we go we'll see this one instead 41 still i ain't gonna
00:04:57 lie i'm i'm 42 and the only guys i pull are like 22 23 24 i promise you i can't get a whole head
00:05:06 for nothing what do you want do you want i'm just saying that i i don't know i haven't experienced
00:05:13 is the old head yeah so this is cope right um you know let's just do a young amber rose amber rose
00:05:20 young i mean she could have gotten anybody um she was beautiful stunning like what's i mean hello
00:05:27 like oh my gosh what is it this okay i'm trying to show this picture but it won't all right
00:05:33 all right let me let me go back here she used to be beautiful body for days you know what i mean
00:05:40 i mean i never was a fan of the short hair but see what i mean let's go back here they just
00:05:45 don't they don't come around me now you know she's not bad looking but it's just it's just
00:05:52 coat really none of these guys all these guys are thinking it but they they know the reason
00:05:57 who okay there's like a 51 year old that yeah what is it about the younger crowd that you kind of
00:06:07 like i i wouldn't say that i go towards that they come to me and it's abundance of them so
00:06:15 that's kind of my dating pool you need a to work five times a week five times a week you gotta show
00:06:22 up who yeah i need that stamina yes i'm in my sexual prime guys right you know i'm not i can't 0.93
00:06:32 i can't deal with an old head that's not gonna two three days no no i'm gonna get turned off 0.62
00:06:38 but outside of that do you think the younger guys are more fun like outside of that way
00:06:43 yeah the younger guys are more fun they have more stamina they want to do they want to
00:06:49 go to six flags and cope cope cope cope it like i'm with that i'm going to six flags i don't want 0.95
00:06:58 to fucking i don't yeah what's the what's the best date you know what's the best date doug if 0.94
00:07:04 you got any more clips of women coping feel free to put it in the doc oh god i've been on so many 0.99
00:07:08 wonderful dates um i don't know guys like i said i i'm a very simple south philly girl you know i
00:07:17 just like communication i'm like a lover girl i'm the goddess of love i'm a libra i like somebody
00:07:25 that's like get be ready by seven i'm picking you up and that you give me no other chance like i
00:07:31 can't say no like i want someone to take control i'm only going to submit to a man that's actually
00:07:38 had that actually has masculine energy if it's giving like i have masculine energy like yo it's
00:07:44 friday we going out like what the i'm not going to be interested in that yeah so again it could
00:07:50 be cheesecake factory it could be sitting in the car going for a drive you know i like flowers
00:07:57 though i do like when you pick me up i'm old school like that don't come without flowers i'm 0.96
00:08:01 not fucking with that open the door open the door i mean you there's ralph's on fucking every corner 0.95
00:08:06 like there's you can get me you don't have to get me a 400 bouquet but like you can get flowers from 0.97
00:08:12 ralph's it's not that serious it's a thought that helped what's the thank you for the super chat i
00:08:19 appreciate you bud um if you set up a power chat a larger percentage of your paid chats will go to
00:08:24 youtube uh when i finish this app maybe we can look into that we're we're almost done the app's
00:08:31 done in like two days your biggest like turn offs or icks like i'm still done um turn offs are icks
00:08:38 i'm looking at all my friends over here um because they know me so well a turn off is lack of
00:08:45 communication um a turn off is you make plans with me and you cancel last minute and it's not
00:08:54 like a really good reason i ain't with that yeah translation um i love the men that do this
00:09:03 yeah if you're if you have an avoidant personality disorder where you know sexual intimacy 0.99
00:09:11 is a lot for you or saying like bitch i love you is a lot for you then you're not the type of me 1.00
00:09:18 i want somebody that's like with a boom box outside of my house like old school 90s type 1.00
00:09:24 shit trans i mean she did it kanye for a decade is that the type of ninja that you know what i 0.96
00:09:30 mean you know i that's what i need i need somebody that's gonna send me songs and be like this song 0.99
00:09:36 me think about you like i like corny i like nerdy guys i like guys that are smart that's
00:09:41 gonna teach me something because i feel like i feel like i know everything so if you could 0.99
00:09:46 teach me something then you're good at my book why do we even care what an old hoe has to say 0.98
00:09:53 you know what i mean it's like incredible like men will never be asked what they want and what 0.98
00:09:58 they like in a woman but yet we have four men listening to what this woman likes it's just
00:10:04 incredible okay i'm gonna send this to doug mpa so my question why can't old women take the l so
00:10:12 all right you guys can call in i'm gonna put it in the in the chat why can't old women take the l
00:10:16 thank you ten dollar super chat and if you have you guys ever have you guys seen this dynamic of
00:10:23 um old women young men i know one couple um and they actually did have a kid and it was like 42
00:10:32 woman 18 guy said you're too broke to send a super chat well that sounds like a lie i'm gonna be
00:10:40 honest the lowest super chats are like two dollars so i just can't imagine that two dollars like
00:10:46 honestly if if two dollars is too much to send a super chat then you really shouldn't be watching
00:10:54 my show you should be picking up a second job i mean this is like do you know what i mean you
00:11:00 you're not super chatting because you don't want to and i can accept that i don't super chat to
00:11:06 every show i watch so it's cool but do you know what i mean it's like can we just be honest about
00:11:13 this no i'm not begging i'm really not begging you can super you cannot super it's totally fine
00:11:19 it's it's cool either way but all i'm saying is you saying that two dollars is too much to super
00:11:28 chat it's simply a lie like it then you need to stop you need to turn off my show immediately
00:11:36 you need to turn it off and get a job if that's the real reason you know if that's the real re
00:11:43 you know and i'm not i'm not saying this you you seriously you do not have to donate
00:11:48 you don't i it's it's totally fine i i don't have expectations of that i stream you guys can
00:11:56 you cannot donate um but i just what i enjoy is us being real being honest so i that's what i gotta
00:12:08 i gotta keep it on keep it a buck a buck i'm not poor uh-huh i'm not poor but i can't afford
00:12:17 you see i mean those two things shouldn't is my ac fixed i love men they're so concerned all the
00:12:23 time about my problems yes they fixed my acm too lazy to move the ladder i'm a flawed person pearl
00:12:31 but what is rude what does it mean well if i have to explain it to you then i mean okay you got to
00:12:37 go get some more social skills and come back i'm not even the socially like coolest person but 0.92
00:12:42 there's basic decorum black people i'm looking at you black people i'm looking at you i'm look 0.97
00:12:48 i'm looking at you looking at you basic decorum politeness you haven't had a job in years why are 1.00
00:12:56 you watching me then go get a job go get a job why are you you're black yeah if you haven't had 0.99
00:13:02 a job in years i don't i don't want you as my fan you're kicked out i want you god you got to get 0.99
00:13:10 out you're yeah i mean what are you if you're a war veteran or something like you you know terrence
00:13:17 pop like doesn't have an eye you know sometimes he has to cover i mean dad i'll make an exception for
00:13:22 um other rules all right so this is a general conversation um when i do callers um there may
00:13:30 be a disagreement but it's never a debate you know you are allowed to say i disagree and you can say
00:13:36 why um this is a what we call a safe space that's that's fine i'm not going to get mad
00:13:42 but you got to be polite you gotta um can we go on a date i'm worth it educate like i just want
00:13:50 you to think about the frame that you're you're you're framing when you say that you're qualifying
00:13:56 to me which signals to me that i'm above you okay like just by the way you're i'm just you know this
00:14:02 could be a teaching lesson you know now i don't think i should be the one to teach this stuff
00:14:06 because i'm a woman but it's so bad out there you know what i mean like guys just know nothing about
00:14:12 this stuff so it's like you got to think about what is that communicating to me if you say i'm
00:14:19 worth like you're you're trying to qualify like if you're worth it i should just be able to see
00:14:23 that you're worth it based on your behaviors right but when you're like saying i'm not poor
00:14:30 i'm worth it like i appreciate the two dollars but i'm just gonna be you know i want to be frank
00:14:37 here i would like to me that would signal i'll never like go out with you i can't like i'm not
00:14:43 interested anyway but i'm saying even even if my circumstances were different like that would just
00:14:50 be that that would never get a woman ever ever and like that's like the worst message you could
00:14:56 possibly said the only thing worse than that is begging oh my god have you ever seen a ninja beg 0.95
00:15:04 and it's he's always begging for some fat poo nanny it's never the hot ones you know what i 0.91
00:15:11 mean i think it's because it hurts more like i think if a man gets rejected by a hot woman 0.97
00:15:16 if he's rejected by a hot woman um it's expected he shot he he did that half court shot right 0.98
00:15:25 and she shot that shit down and he's like well i could have seen that coming it's like a layup 0.99
00:15:31 against lebron but imagine you're doing a layup in a rec league and it's like this fat fat f and 0.99
00:15:37 then the fat f knocks the ball out of your hand i i think it hurts them so much like they just
00:15:45 cannot take it you know what i mean okay update from the chat i sent a while back dad the state
00:15:50 is coming along, his ex won't be able to take anything. Put W's in the chat for dad. W's in
00:15:57 the chat for dad. I want my money back. No, no. I'm taking the $2 and I'm running. No. I said what
00:16:06 I said. You know what I mean?